茉莉的突發奇想（中英雙語版）
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內容簡介
外出旅遊，看到美麗的風景，拿出相機，竟然沒電。
星期天想好好睡個午覺，卻被隔壁鄰居裝潢的噪音吵到神經衰弱。
盛裝打扮，想添點女人味，才發現化妝箱裡的香水，只有薰衣草。
到速食店吃薯條，感覺口味就是這樣千篇一律……。
生活中不如意的事，真是十之八九呢！
點子王茉莉，用非常簡單的方法，重新看待生活中遇到的不愉快、不方便和不滿足，提出一堆看似可笑又不無可能的辦法。
如果你跟茉莉一樣，問題常常問得很具體，辦法總是想得很抽象。那麼這一本筆記書， 可以陪伴你從平凡生活中找到一些樂趣，甚至從中發現潛在的商機。
目錄
作者
Author
插畫
Illustrators
序‧致謝
Preface˙Appreciation
小羅琳
Small Rowling
客家人
Hakka-ness
擔心狗仔的路人
A walker who is worried about paparazzi shots
擔心在網路上遇到鬼的網民
A social website user who is worried about meeting ghosts in the internet world
想在Twitter一舉成名的推友
The Twitter user who dreams of becoming a celebrity
琳達，一個家庭主婦，她習慣用電腦管理帳單，
Linda, a housewife, she is accustomed to managing bills on her computer and does not want to let her husband know she purchased 3 LV bags today
博士
Doctor of Philosophy
想躺在床上閉目養神就能Google全世界的上班族
A tired worker, she wants to close her eyes and lie in a bed to listen to the posts of her G+ friends
學生
A student
一個擔心隨時會被公司炒魷魚的職員
An employee who worries he may be fired at any moment
躺在沙發上聽天鵝湖的無聊女人
A boring woman lying on the sofa and listening to "Swan Lake"
二流音樂家的歌迷
The musical fan of mediocre musicians
一個想了解愛情荷爾蒙有效期限的生化家
A endocrinologist who would love to better understand the concept of love hormones in relation to its expiration date
約翰的前女友
The ex-girlfriend of John
不想看到Justin跟那個女人手牽手的女粉絲
A female fan who does not want to see Justin hold hands with that girl
笑想嫁給郭董事長、比爾蓋茲和喬丹的小花。
A young girl, Small Flower, she wants to get married to President Kuo, Bill Gaizi, and Jorden
茉莉的情敵
Jasmine's love rival
一個無聊的嬰兒躺在床上，他覺得這世界真是無聊。
A cute baby, lying on his bed, who feels the world is really boring
早餐店的顧客
The customer of the breakfast store
科學家
A scientist
愛迪生
Edison
閃電超人
A superman of lightning
想趕快解決掉披薩的業餘攝影師
An amateur photographer who wants to enjoy her pizza quickly
動物園遊客
A tourist of zoo
想好好睡個午覺的茉莉
Jasmine who wants to sleep well in the afternoon
轎車司機
A driver
女執行長
Female CEO
國稅局長
Internal Revenue Service Commissioner
想改進生命探測器功能的夢想家
A dreamer who wants to improve the function of life detection devices
到百貨公司血拼的敗家女
A crazy shopping girl at a department store
一個過敏的病人
A patient suffers from allergies
一個想吃餅乾和得到兩個A的餓鬼學生
A hungry student who loves cookies and wants to get 2 A's
公共衛生專家
A public health expert
一個喜歡喝咖啡又熱愛工作的檢驗師
A medical technologist who enjoys a cup of latte and loves her job
想趕快把衣服洗完的莉莎
Lisa wants to wash clothes as soon as possible
書蟲
Bookworm
想快樂騎單車但不想變成吸油煙機的車友
A bicycle rider who wants to ride a bicycle happily but she doesn't want to breath horrible fumes
織女
Weaver
聖人
A Saint
懶女人
A lazy woman
擔心有一天喝到忘情水吃到抗生素魚的市民
An average citizen who is worried that someday we may end up drinking a cup of hormone or eat fish tainted with antibiotics
小妹妹
A little girl
建築師
Architect
試閱
Jasmine imagines herself as a →
小羅琳
Small Rowling
請問茉莉小姐，您怎麼能有這麼多突發奇想？
Mrs. Jasmine, how do you come up with all these ideas?
坦白說，剛開始我只是很單純寫下一些零零碎碎的想法。寫了一段時間後，才警覺到，自己那些突發奇想，是源自於生活裡遇到的不方便、不愉快、不滿足。我是被那些事件所觸動，原來我是在尋找一個宣洩的出口。
Honestly, at first, I was simply writing down bits and pieces of ideas. Afterwards, I noticed that those ideas were originally events in my life. Some of those events were inconvenient, unpleasant, and dissatisfying. Those life events moved me; originally, I was looking for an outlet to vent my frustration through.
請問茉莉小姐，您在書中提到波娃，是影射妳自己嗎？請問您就是約翰的前女友嗎？
Mrs. Jasmine, you mentioned Beauvoir in your book. Are you reflecting on yourself? Are you John’s ex-girlfriend?
請問您在哪家八卦媒體工作？我建議你改行當小說家，應該也會混得不錯 !
May I ask you which Gossip Media Outlet you are working for? I suggest that you change your job and become a novelist. You should do quite well!
請問茉莉小姐，請問您的書為什麼一上市就能銷售長紅發行全世界？
Mrs. Jasmine, could I ask you why your book was the bestseller around the world, even though it was just published?
謝謝。基本上，我覺得你的問題，問得很有想像力。我喜歡。哈……
Thank you. Basically, I feel the question you asked is very imaginative. I like it. Ha...
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