Butterball
Butterball
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Hi reading frieeends! (southern pronunciation) I'm M. Brady, an enthusiastic teacher and author. I am so excited to announce my children's novel, Butterball, is ready for you to experience. If you are a little country and love funny as all get out, then this southern twist on the ugly duckling is just for you! Need some more convincin' Here't goes, you ever feel like you are just failing at life You can't keep up in the fast lane, nothing seems to be going right for you, and work just keeps coming at you. Well, that's when you need a little confidence boost. My book is not just for kids, it is a short read for adults alike that gives you that good feeling and has LOL southern charm that I just know you'll love. Hint: I wanted to become a children's author after reading so many hilarious books. Also, quiet reading can just fuel the soul, especially when it's a great book. After you read it, I want you to do the lesson I have laid out for you on my website www.mbradybooks.com under the Butterball Experience tab. I didn't just write this to make money, I wanted to send a message to the world that I see you! I know how wonderful and unique you all are. My book has a special message and experience with this in mind just for you. Do it with your kids and your bestest frieeends! What are you waitin' for? $6.99 Kindle version, $8.99 paperback, and it qualifies for Amazon Prime Shipping. Y'all need to hear this message!!! Men included. Additional Synopsis: Fancy Girl Hamilton-yes, that's really her name-is stuck being tortured through elementary school with the same mean kids year after year. What's more, she doesn't feel like she fits in with her family. Her mom, Bertha, and her sister, Jacqueline, are obsessed with pageants. And worst of all is the nickname she's had since age five: Butterball. As Fancy enters the fifth grade, her last year at Brentford Elementary, she hopes it will be different. But sadly she finds herself with the same group of bullying classmates she's had since she was five, those in the gifted and talented program. Worst of all is Katie Brentford, her archenemy, who picks on Fancy relentlessly. Soon, though, Fancy and her friends come up with a plan to get even. With wit, cunning, hard work, and determination, she'll do her best to take those who are messing with her down a peg and embrace the person she is. In this novel for middle readers, a fifth-grade girl who faces bullying from both her classmates and sister works with her friends to take revenge.
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