Navigating GP Land
Navigating GP Land takes readers on an unforgettable journey into the daily chaos of a British GP surgery, where humour is as essential as a stethoscope. Dr. Waseem Jerjes invites you behind the scenes to explore the lighter side of general practice, peppered with sarcastic wit and a deep understanding of what it truly means to be a GP. From the waiting room's unwritten etiquette to patients who insist their Google research holds more weight than a medical degree, this book captures the bizarre, the baffling, and the genuinely heartfelt moments that define the life of a GP. With every turn of the page, you'll meet patients with mysterious, disappearing symptoms and witness the comical consequences of "just a quick question" that unravels into a lengthy consultation. Jerjes masterfully balances humour with the very real pressures faced by GPs, weaving in tales of resilience, humanity, and the ever-present need to keep a stiff upper lip amid the unpredictability of healthcare. The anecdotes are more than just stories; they offer insight into the GP-patient relationship and the subtle art of navigating human behaviour with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Whether you're a healthcare professional, a patient, or simply someone in need of a good laugh, Navigating GP Land will leave you chuckling and nodding in recognition at the quirks of NHS life.
How to Have a Great Day at the Beach
How to Have a Great Day at the Beach! is a fun book taking the reader along with the author and several others as they enjoy a day at the beach. Why would you read a book like this? You ask? Well, it's a short, fun read that the author hopes inspires each reader to get out and enjoy something today! There are so many things to do and many of us, the author included, spend too much time surfing channels on the tele at home instead of getting out and experiencing something new and something fun!! The author hopes if you decide to read, you are inspired to go out and have a GREAT DAY doing something, even if you don't have a beach to play at like we do.
Battlezoo Jewel of the Indigo Isles (5e)
Mysteries abound in the pirate town of Rumplank, but none are as well known as the legend of Poppy von Barnacle's lost treasure. A band of up-and-coming heroes, chosen by the royal family, must reunite a magical map and follow the clues to find the lost treasure once and for all. But all is not as it seems; somewhere, a deep evil from Rumplank's ancient past stirs. Explore, voyage, battle, and triumph in the legendary Jewel of the Indigo Isles Adventure Path for 5th Edition! This complete campaign takes heroes from 1st to 11th level.
Zorba's Embrace
Zorba's Embrace: Love, Lies & Lemon Groves is a warm, witty, and deeply human story about belonging, community, and the glorious complications of living life the Greek way.When a half-retired Englishman and his formidable Greek wife find themselves running a taverna in a small coastal village, they imagine a quieter life built around good food, strong coffee, and the occasional argument about olive oil. What they get instead is a front-row seat to village life in all its chaotic, affectionate, and utterly irresistible splendour.Set in Telios, a place where gossip travels faster than Wi-Fi and everyone has an opinion worth sharing, Zorba's Embrace follows a cast of unforgettable characters as they navigate love, loyalty, and the invisible threads that bind a community together. There are reluctant mayors, philosophical fishermen, a terrifyingly competent cook who rules her kitchen with a wooden spoon, a goat with a talent for disruption, and a village doctor whose consulting room is a wonky table outside the taverna.As winter gives way to spring, old secrets surface, relationships are tested, and the village begins preparing for a wedding that may or may not go according to plan. Between health inspections, emotional misunderstandings, bureaucratic surprises, and well-intentioned interference from absolutely everyone, the taverna slowly becomes more than a place to eat. It becomes the beating heart of the village, where stories are shared, arguments resolved, and lives quietly reshaped.Written with warmth, gentle self-deprecation, and an affectionate eye for everyday absurdity, Zorba's Embrace celebrates slow living, shared meals, and the messy beauty of finding home in a place that refuses to behave. Funny, touching, and deeply observant, it is a love letter to Greece as it is lived, not packaged.Perfect for readers who love Greece, character-driven storytelling, and stories that make you laugh, reflect, and reach for another glass of wine, this is a book about what happens when you stop passing through and start belonging.
KJV Bible Cryptograms Large Print
Use your codebreaking skills to decipher scripture passages from the King James Bible. The selections in this book come from throughout the Psalms.306 KJV CryptogramsLarge PrintSolutions Provided
Fox in a Fix
From award-winning author Aniket Soman comes a workplace satire sharper than office staplers and more chaotic than a Monday morning login failure. Fox in a Fix catapults you into Junglee Log, a jungle-turned-corporate circus where job titles matter more than actual work, caffeine is the sacred life force, and performance reviews are indistinguishable from legal cross-examinations. In this ecosystem, predators chase deadlines like prey, prey chase promotions like lottery tickets, and everyone pretends to understand PowerPoint slides that look like modern art. Running the show is King Chuha Singh, a lion CEO with the roar of authority and the logic of a Wi-Fi signal during heavy rain. His leadership team? Selected entirely based on their lung capacity for flattery, not skill. Enter Chatur, the hopeful young fox with motivational quotes, and unsuspicious amounts of ambition. Standing against him is Chalu, the silky-furred Silver Fox-corporate legend, master strategist, and blazer influencer.
Tales from High Bluff
The third and final journey to High Bluff-a fictional town atop the highest bluff on the Gulf Coast-takes us straight to its heart. Twelve months. Twelve love stories. The kind that survive war, weather roosters (most certainly demon possessed), and circle back decades later to where they began. Coach Wayne Small traded a Corvette and a chili dog for fifty years with Miss Carolyn ... Bull and Miss Juanita learned what happens when a mean rooster takes on a prize Brahma bull ... Kitty and DT found their way back to fireworks over the bay ... Reverend Arbuckle's rodeo obsession that nobody saw coming ... and Stuart and James Reece's friendship that transcended Jim Crow in the scorching summer of 1956. Everything inside is sworn to be fiction, but if you've ever been lucky enough to live in South Texas, you'll spot the difference between the bull chips and clumped dirt.
The Valentine's Day Audit
Valentine's Day is widely regarded as a celebration of love.This audit found no supporting evidence.Instead, Valentine's Day operates as a high-visibility performance environment in which effort is evaluated, visibility is rewarded, and meaning is assigned retroactively-often without agreement or clarity.Inside, you'll find: - a breakdown of the unspoken performance metrics everyone uses (and why they don't work) - the most common failure scenarios, misread signals, and escalation traps - an analysis of where emotional labor quietly accumulates-and who absorbs it - a risk assessment of opting out, minimizing, or treating the day as normalThis is a work of satirical nonfiction.This book does not tell you how to celebrate Valentine's Day.It does not tell you how to fix anything.It does not issue verdicts or recommendations.What it documents is why the day generates disproportionate interpretive pressure, why outcomes often feel ambiguous, and why emotional decompression is the most common post-event response.Written with restraint, dry humor, and diagnostic precision, The Valentine's Day Audit is best read before February 15-though its findings remain accurate afterward.
The Planet of the Apes RPG Ansa Sourcebook
An encyclopedic sourcebook for the classic Planet of the Apes franchise for use to expand the adventures in the official role-playing game! Bring the cinematic thrills and shocking twists of the five original Planet of the Apes movies to your tabletop game. Now you can interact with the apes and humans that have come directly from the silver screen--Caesar, Taylor, Zira, Hasslein, and, of course, Dr. Zaius--every iconic character is gamified for campaign use with biographies and statistics. This sourcebook showcases a detailed chronology of the distinctly different timeline that arose out of choices made by both human and ape alike. The ANSA Files are filled with reference resources of the larger-than-life personalities, weapons, and settings from the classic films and novelizations--The Planet of the Apes, Beneath the Planet of the Apes, Escape from the Planet of the Apes, Conquest of the Planet of the Apes, and Battle of the Planet of Apes--plus linking material from the novels Conspiracy of the Planet of the Apes and Death of the Planet of the Apes! With more than five times the adventure in one place, this sourcebook lets you experience the span of the POTA universe like never before . . .
Battling the Slow Italian Game
Battling the SlowItalian Gamedives deep into one of modern chess's most fascinating battlefields. As theItalian Game has evolved from a quiet classical opening into a rich strategicarena, players are increasingly confronted with a critical choice: strike withsharp precision or maneuver with a refined positional touch. This book explores thatcrossroads in detail. From dynamic pawn breaks and tactical ideas to subtlemaneuvering plans and long-term structural considerations, it reveals how bothapproaches shape the struggle in the "slow" Italian. Each chapter contrastsconcrete, forcing lines with more flexible setups, helping you understand notjust what to play, but why different styles succeed in differentpositions. Packed with modern theory, instructive model games, and practical recommendations, Battling the Slow Italian Game equips ambitious players with thetools to confidently face one of today's most popular openings. Whether youthrive on calculation or prefer deep strategic planning, this book will sharpenyour understanding and elevate your results in the Italian Game.
WHO AM I? Riddle Book
WHO AM I? is a clever, entertaining riddle book designed for curious minds and trivia lovers of all kinds.Inside, you'll find hundreds of short, thoughtfully crafted riddles spanning history, pop culture, sport, science, and the people who shaped our world. Each riddle reveals its clues gradually, challenging you to guess early, score higher, and prove your knowledge.Some answers will come instantly. Others will linger just long enough to make you smile when the final clue clicks into place.Perfect for coffee tables, travel, family game nights, or those moments when you're tired of scrolling and want something more satisfying, this book turns spare minutes into mental wins.With multiple difficulty levels and a built-in scoring system, WHO AM I? is ideal for solo play or friendly competition.Witty, accessible, and quietly educational, this is a trivia book you won't just dip into once, you'll keep coming back for "just one more riddle."
From Woodstock to Wisdom
From Woodstock to Wisdom: A Boomer's Journey to 80 is a smart, funny, and refreshing field guide to aging with purpose, humor, and visibility.Written by one of the first Baby Boomers to reach 80, Vicki Thomas offers a front-row perspective on a generation redefining later life. Through short, engaging essays, she explores ageism, identity, health, work, relationships, loss, and reinvention-without nostalgia or anti-aging clich矇s.With sharp cultural observations and wry humor, Thomas tackles real-life topics like changing bodies, caregiving, technology, financial uncertainty, and becoming an influencer at 79. Each chapter blends lived experience with practical wisdom and invites readers to see elderhood as a time of voice, relevance, and contribution.This book is for Baby Boomers and Gen Xers asking, "What now?", and for anyone who refuses to fade quietly. From Woodstock to Wisdom reframes longevity not as decline, but as a bold new life stage, and delivers a compelling call to action to age visibly, purposefully, and unapologetically, encouraging readers to claim their voice, their relevance, and their next chapter.
The We Do Not Care Club Coloring Book
We. Do. Not. Care.If you have a she-shed and no longer care about bras that fit, peeing a little bit when you laugh, or plucking the 3 new chin hairs that sprouted overnight, then welcome to the club - the We Do Not Care Club (WDNC). You're now a card-carrying member with an exclusive invite to the biggest hormonal party in town. This coloring book is for all of the fed-up Sisters in perimenopause, menopause, and beyond. Grab your fan, take the night off from cooking dinner (they know where the kitchen is!), and find some colored pencils in that junk drawer you no longer care about. It's time to sit back and color with this sanity-saving coloring book, featuring: 40 cozy, hand-drawn illustrations showing the things we no longer care about (from paper thin gowns at the gynecologist to doom scrolling at 3:26 am)Hilarious scenes to remind you that you're not alone on the Hot Mess Express (we're in this together, Sisters)Individually printed pages to prevent bleed through and images large enough to color without reading glasses (you're welcome)Hours of entertainment to help you relax and unwind (you deserve it!)
Phoenix Coloring Book
Discover the charm of Phoenix with our exquisite coloring book. Immerse yourself in the sites through our meticulously crafted coloring book. This captivating edition features 15 iconic Phoenix landmarks, inviting you to bring them to life with your artistic touch. From the renowned Camelback Mountain to the historic Heard Museum, each page offers a delightful canvas for your creativity to flourish.Why you'll love it: 15 iconic Phoenix landmarks - from Chase Field to St Mary's BasilicaPerfect for all ages - mindful, creative, and screen-freePrinted on premium paper - ideal for pens and pencilsGlossy cover & perfect bound - gift-ready, bookshelf-worthySize: A4
Peace of Mind Bible Word Search & Coloring Book
100 Large-Print Word Search Puzzles with Inspiring Images to Color! Do you love coloring books and word searches? Now you can have both in one beautiful book! Relax as you color in soothing images of flowers, birds, and other pictures of God's creation. Then sharpen your mind with word searches derived from beloved selections of scripture. Peace of Mind Bible Word Search combines brain-building fun with the God's Word. Thanks to large, boldface print, puzzle enthusiasts young and old can enrich their free time finding hidden words and phrases from favorite Bible verses. Keep your brain sharp, your eyes at ease, and your heart full of God's Word!Enjoy 100 word search puzzles based around Biblical themesRelax with 100 full-page high quality images to colorReflect on some of the most treasured passages and themes of the BibleLarge, bold print prevents eye strain while you test your Bible knowledge!Complete puzzle answer key includedClean, fun, and just challenging enough, this book is a perfect gift for the puzzler or coloring enthusiast in your life.
F*ck Menopause
Crown yourself menopause queen with color-and-curse mandalas Kick menopause's ass with mindful mandalas! F*ck Menopause is the coloring book that melts away those menopause woes with tranquil mandalas and not-so-tranquil swears. With more than 35 pages of sassy, sweary mandalas, this productively aggressive coloring book gives you the power to reclaim your sanity one unapologetic expletive at a time. Say bye-bye to sh*tty mood swings and hot-flash f*ckery and hello to a world of calming color! - Color your stress away with pages of intricate mandalas and hilariously relatable sayings- Never battle night sweats, brain fog, or just general menopausal rage without your colored pencils or gel pens- Share a little coloring therapy with anyone in the same boat as you with these perforated pages
Goodnight Sundance
Framed as a dark parody of a familiar bedtime story, Goodnight Sundance is a grown-up satirical send-off to a film festival-and a town-on the verge of goodbye. It skewers the rituals and contradictions of Sundance in Park City: the crowded Egyptian Theatre, whispered deals, influencer theatrics, exhausted volunteers, and films that drift from "art" to "content" overnight.Beneath the jokes and insider nods, the poem traces a quieter shift-how a scrappy, artist-first festival slowly became a brand, how local character blurred under global attention, and how the mountains stayed put through it all. Goodnight Sundance is less a eulogy than a knowing farewell: affectionate, skeptical, and fully aware that when the circus packs up, even the most cynical local will feel a tinge of loss.
Southwest on the A303
Arguably one of England's most cherished and notorious roads, the A303 is filled with history, wonder, and magic. Adam takes us on a journey of adventure, self discovery, and touching family bonds in this moving coming of age tale.Alex is a young man in his early twenties who has fallen into a miserable state of mind, losing his motivation and love for life. When he receives the heartbreaking news that his beloved uncle has passed away, leaving Alex with all of his belongings - including his renowned VW Campervan - he sets out to Cornwall for the funeral, rediscovering his love for life along the way.Readers feeling like they've lost the spark of life will immediately relate to Adam's tale, and find inspiration to go out and seek adventure wherever possible.Southwest on the A303 is Adam Gary's debut novella.
Fur & All
Fur & All is a newspaper comic strip about a teenage boy and his pets.Timmy is a hamster addicted to peanut butter. Tat is a vegetarian cat. Toby (the one human in the trio) is a teenage boy who would rather be playing video games than going to school.Timmy and Tat spend their days having fun, and search for new ways to get Toby in trouble.
Ballyloo's Finest
In Ballyloo, where life moves at its own peculiar pace, and time is measured by opening and closing hours, trouble is astir at the Post Office.When Guard Ollie Berry investigates, he finds a gunman whose unnervingly cheerful smile is slightly at odds with the weapon in his hand, a flustered damsel-in-distress, and his own rapidly fading wits. With only an erratic doctor and a bewildered witness for back-up, Ollie's determined to crack the case-once he figures out where to start.Welcome to Ballyloo, where DNA stands for Do Not Ask, and the simplest investigation is guaranteed to go belly-up...
If It Wasn't For People, I Might Like It Here
Have you ever daydreamed about living in a quiet cabin, interacting only with a streaming service and a coffee pot that never runs dry? Do you believe the best-laid plans are the ones that get canceled at the last minute? This book is for you.If It Wasn't For People, I Might Like It Here is a laugh-out-loud, satirical field guide to the absurdities of modern human behavior. This is a survival manual for anyone who loves humanity but wishes humans came with a mute button.With biting wit and painful accuracy, best selling author, Robert Allan Young dissects the daily chaos we all endure. But this isn't just a cynical rant. In a series of brilliant and surprisingly heartfelt "Good Message" sections, Young finds the compassion beneath the chaos. It's a hilarious, validating, and unexpectedly hopeful book that admits we're all part of the problem -but reminds us we're all in this beautiful, ridiculous mess together.If you're ready to laugh at the madness instead of screaming at it, this is the book you've been waiting for.
Color Trip
Take Your Mind on a Color-Fueled Journey!Step into a world where lines twist, melt, ripple, and bloom into impossible shapes. Color Trip: Psychedelic Coloring invites you to explore surreal landscapes, hypnotic patterns, cosmic portals, groovy mushrooms, and mind-bending optical illusions--all waiting for your imagination to bring them to life.This isn't just a coloring book.It's a visual trip, a creative escape, and a chance to let your thoughts stretch into strange, mesmerizing dimensions. Whether you reach for neon markers, soft gradients, metallic pens, or a full spectrum of wild and wonderful shades, each page becomes a portal into your own vivid universe.Let go. Zone out. Drift into the flow. The journey is yours.Inside you'll find: Over 50 captivating illustrations ranging from trippy landscapes to swirling faces, cosmic scenes, mushrooms, creatures, and moreBold, high-contrast linework perfect for beginners and experienced colorists alikeOversized pages designed for easy coloring and framingA perfect creativity break for relaxing, unwinding, and escaping the ordinaryA fun, unique gift for artists, dreamers, color-lovers, and anyone who enjoys a little weird in their worldDive in--and let your colors bend reality.
New York Times Games Strictly Medium Crossword Puzzles Volume 4
Master the art of medium-level crosswords!Do you have what it takes to become the next puzzle-solving expert? Perfect for middle-of-the-road solvers, this collection of 200 Wednesday and Thursday crosswords from New York Times Games is filled with tricky, pun-filled puzzles to help you unwind. Features: - 200 medium-level crosswords- Fun, fresh, contemporary wordplay- Convenient portable paperback size for on-the-go solving
Knots and Legends Irish Mythology Coloring Book
Inspired by Ireland's rich tradition of myth, legend, and ornamental art, this adult coloring book presents a curated collection of intricate Celtic designs, folklore scenes, and atmospheric landscapes. Each illustration draws from the visual language of ancient manuscripts, carved stonework, and oral storytelling traditions that have shaped Irish culture for centuries.The book features detailed Celtic knotwork, mythological figures, and symbolic motifs alongside evocative depictions of Ireland's natural and historic landscapes. Clean, single sided line art allows colorists to explore each design fully using a variety of coloring mediums.Created for adults who appreciate cultural themes and finely detailed artwork, this coloring book offers a thoughtful and immersive creative experience. It is suitable for individual enjoyment and also works well as a gift or specialty title for art focused collections.Key FeaturesAdult coloring book inspired by Irish mythology and folkloreIntricate Celtic knotwork and traditional ornamental patternsMythological creatures and legendary figuresIrish landscapes and symbolic motifsAudienceAdult coloring enthusiastsReaders interested in Celtic art and Irish folkloreGift buyers seeking culturally inspired art booksBookstores and libraries with art, culture, or heritage collections
Busted
This book is an entertaining anthology that compiles the most absurd excuses-from the pitiful to the preposterous-crafted by criminals, politicians, and everyday people caught in sticky situations. Through a blend of humor and insight, this collection sheds light on the ridiculous lengths people go to avoid responsibility, revealing a universal pattern: poor excuses often make their practitioners laughable and unconvincing. Readers will explore the essence of excuse-making, driven by the desire to safeguard reputations and evade consequences, and uncover the underlying strategies of obfuscation and blame. This book offers a fascinating look at human behavior and the comical ways we navigate our mistakes, exposing the truth beneath the facade. It includes a compendium of excuses. -- classifies excuses, discusses their underlying strategies, and lists many examples.
Pathfinder Season of Ghosts Adventure Path
The small town of Willowshore has a big problem--it's cursed! When a group of heroes awaken in the woods after a festival to usher out the last day of spring and welcome in the summer--a time known locally as the "season of ghosts," they find their hometown has been invaded by monsters, strange weather, and horrifying ghosts. Yet theses manifestations of the ancient evil that threatens Willowshore are nothing compared to the harrowing secrets awaiting discovery in the Season of Ghosts Adventure Path.This 368-page hardcover adventure compilation includes a complete Pathfinder campaign for character levels 1-12. This updated and remastered edition of the campaign has been adjusted to work perfectly with the Pathfinder Second Edition remaster, and includes updates and improvements based on player feedback. It also presents a meaty rules appendix that offers feats, monsters, spells, and magic items designed to support this haunting, unforgettable campaign!
Busted
This book is an entertaining anthology that compiles the most absurd excuses-from the pitiful to the preposterous-crafted by criminals, politicians, and everyday people caught in sticky situations. Through a blend of humor and insight, this collection sheds light on the ridiculous lengths people go to avoid responsibility, revealing a universal pattern: poor excuses often make their practitioners laughable and unconvincing. Readers will explore the essence of excuse-making, driven by the desire to safeguard reputations and evade consequences, and uncover the underlying strategies of obfuscation and blame. This book offers a fascinating look at human behavior and the comical ways we navigate our mistakes, exposing the truth beneath the facade. It includes a compendium of excuses. -- classifies excuses, discusses their underlying strategies, and lists many examples.
Beyond the Spotlight
As Robin Skone-Palmer approached the mansion on Rockingham Avenue one hot September afternoon, she didn't know what to expect. "Ask for Phyllis Diller," the employment agent had said. Curious as much as nervous, she studied the beautiful house. Three-and-a-half hours later, she walked away wondering if she'd just stepped into Alice's Wonderland. Plane travel, foreign countries, celebrities, and television studios became part of everyday life-from "This Is Tom Jones" in London to the Glass Festival in Elwood, Indiana. They shared raucous laughter, mind-numbing boredom, and occasionally absolute terror. The work relationship became a friendship that lasted to the day of Phyllis's death at that same Rockingham mansion in Brentwood. Join Robin beyond the spotlight, on the road with Phyllis Diller, as she recalls her days working as a personal secretary for the beloved, ground-breaking comedienne. After leaving Diller's employment, Skone-Palmer became a "Diller Dustbiter," a term Diller coined to affectionately describe her favorite former employees. The comedienne even endorsed the memoir (before she died), writing on one of those sticky notes she had used so often: "Robin Skone-Palmer has written a book-it is FABULOUS!" Diller's son Perry also endorsed the book, saying: "I laughed a lot. What a wonderful, insightful, bright observation of a another time and place. You are kind and fair. Thank you for your service to my mother."
Conversations With My Sister
Join the Carmitchell sisters on an unexpectedly funny and fearlessly frank journey through the 78 cards in the tarot deck. Annie Carmitchell had long used her tarot decks as a tool for spiritual guidance. During one of many late-night chats with her sister, it occurred to Annie that almost every shared memory reminded her of a particular tarot card. Her father? The Emperor. Her mother? Most certainly the Queen. And though her sister might take a turn as Magician or Knight, Bobbi embodied the best qualities of the Fool, trekking through life with little but a dog, a backpack, and boundless optimism.Conversations With My Sister: A Fool's Journey Through the Tarot is both a primer on the art of tarot and an inside look at an ordinary family with a wicked sense of humor. Its 58 fun-sized chapters make it the perfect beach or bedtime read, and by the time you reach the journey's end, Annie and Bobbi will feel like your new best friends.Who knew that tarot could be this funny?
Just Joshin' Ya
This fun collection captures the best everyday thoughts and unconscious musings of Josh, as he grew from a precocious toddler to a witty young boy. His mom kept his wisdom and witticisms written on scraps of paper and in a journal over the years, and she has finally released them for us to enJoy. The imagination and advice include a tip to conjure up a sibling: "Doesn't your tummy tell you if you're having another baby?"; and comical observations including, "This taste like body odor smells." The cartoons are illustrated by Josh (depictions of his own words) in delightful stick figure art. This unique little book will brighten your day and be popular with people who are searching for positivity in a world drowning in gloom and doom. Let Josh fill your soul with Joy.
Problem Child - The View From The Principal's Office
This is not a memoir, it's a sorta-was, a collection of 25 humorous short stories that date back to the days of the "unsupervised sixties." Problem Child takes you inside the hyperactive and somewhat Machiavellian mind of Robb Lightfoot, the kid who had his own special reserved seat in the principal's office. He wasn't looking for trouble, it just found him. He was president and sole member of Highland Elementary's short-lived rock-throwing club, a chewing gum connoisseur, and woodshop survivee. Robb's recollections are part truth and part tall tales. Learn why school is unlike Jeopardy! and why too much knowledge may be hazardous to your health. Some of these tales happed almost exactly as written, others are a combination of pranks, misunderstandings, and mishaps that have been combined. Still others are epic stories that have grown with each telling, and form a part of the Lightfoot's family lore. A key point in these stories is that usually, Robb is trying to do the right thing and getting it all wrong. His allies are a patient principal, a tolerant mother, and neighbors who have their own quirks. The stories cover Robb's grade school years, and include a cast of his friends. Just like in the TV Show Dragnet, the names have been changed to protect the innocent. Problem Child is dedicated to the late Principal Tom Lewis, who eventually set up an extra desk in his outer office for Robb to take his time outs, reflect, and read. Author Robb Lightfoot went on to complete his studies and enter education as a profession. He now lives, teaches, and writes in Northern California, and owes a great deal to the very patient faculty and staff at Highland Elementary in Oildale.
Mad About Men
MAD ABOUT MEN IS: - A (mostly) true, laugh-out-loud account of a successful executive single mother's search for love. - "Racy, raw, sometimes vulgar, always hilarious," according to a guy in Chapter 32 who actually read it. - An account of dating and sex from a liberated, confident, unapologetic MILF in her 40s. - A warmly relatable story, even though it sounds like a sordid, lustful tale of promiscuity (which it also is, the author admits). MAD ABOUT MEN IS NOT: - A self-help book about relationships. - About a woman who finds herself after some extreme, soul-searching, incredible journey. - A sticking-finger-in-throat sappy account of finding true love and living happily ever after. - Only for women to read. Madelyn gains a new perspective on relationships after a series of major losses (some devastating, some not so much). Root for her as she entertains each potential suitor and laugh with her (or at her) as she tries to make sense of what she wants, what men want, and what to do next. Whether or not you've ever swiped right, Match'ed, or flirted with the flight attendant, you'll relate to Madelyn's search for love and (hot) sex--not necessarily in that order. Go ahead and judge her, she won't mind.
The Trump Satyricon
Satire of current affairs, both domestic and international with particular focus on North American relations. Includes history of current regime, and particular people involved.in the policy making decisions.
Beach Scrambuz - Fun & Easy Crossword Puzzles
These exciting new puzzles take you on a beach adventure. The puzzles are easy and fun and help you relax while exploring tropical, nautical and aquatic themes. SCRAMBUZ puzzles are BRAND-NEW and avail a fresh design. Each puzzle provides a clue to get you started and you work out the rest. And, in addition, provide a gentle workout for your brain. Dig into this new collection! Each puzzle book features 66 exciting puzzles.
Collected Wonderword Volume 73
Millions enjoy Wonderword every day . . . are you one of them? Includes 43 puzzles, nine of which are the larger 20 x 20 grid! Get lost in the most essential, habitual and enthralling puzzle! Books are 6 x 9 inches.
Bolt Action: Armies of Imperial Japan: Third Edition
A detailed guide to the Japanese forces in Bolt Action: Third Edition, containing updated special rules, unit entries, and force selection guides. Following the assault on Pearl Harbor, the Imperial Japanese military saw action across Asia, from the capture and defence of the islands of the Pacific to the occupation of territory in China and Burma. With this new and revised supplement for Bolt Action: Third Edition, players have all the information they need to build a force of the Emperor's fanatically loyal troops and campaign through some of the most brutal battles of the war.
Hide, Stone, and Bone
A skirmish wargame of prehistoric survival. Hide, Stone, and Bone is a wargame of hunting and combat in which players lead tribes of early human ancestors as they attempt to survive in the face of the perils of the Ice Age. From season to season, tribes seek to grow and prosper, engaging in various 'Big Days' that represent important events such as mammoth hunts, attacks by cave bears, and clashes with rival tribes. In between these encounters, tribes must gather food, craft tools and weapons, and consult their shamans to prepare themselves for the next threat, be it from enemies, animals, nature, or something stranger... While the skirmishes and hunts of Big Days are resolved using a d10-based alternating activation system, Hide, Stone, and Bone also features a detailed campaign system that forms a core part of the gameplay experience. Ultimately, survival is all - defeating other tribes is not the sole focus and it is possible for tribes to thrive even if the fortunes of war are against them. With options for solo, cooperative, and competitive play, Hide, Stone, and Bone gives players all the tools they need to meet the challenges of the Ice Age and lead their tribes into a prosperous future.
Clich矇s
This comedic murder mystery is sure to have you in stitches! Join Jason as he finds himself smack dab in the center of an investigation, headed by the no-nonsense Detective Casey. Ten strangers must work together to find the killer who is still among them. The Victim: Miss Lotsariches.The Suspects: Ms. Widowmaker, Penny Plain, Dr. Graves, Mr. Mann, Connor the concierge, Ben the bellhop, Sam Adams the bartender, and Onya Back the waitress.The Weapons: Planter, Paperweight, Pen, Corkscrew, Telephone Cord.
Little Folks
This first-ever collection of "Tack" Knight's Little Folks brings you all the dailies from 1930, the first year of the strip. Close to 300 strips about the neighborhood kids and their joys, obsessions, foibles, and puppies. Knight, a long-time cartoonist and creator of a popular how-to-cartoon guide, had honed his teeth on this soret of material as the ghost artist on the popular strip Reg'lar Fellers, but here, with his own strip, he fleshes the world out more with more than token female members of the crew. So take a look and let this book carry you back to grampa's childhood, back when kids could hang out all day without an adult in sight!
Cozy Home Coloring Book for Adults
Find Your Calm with Every PageStep into a world of cozy home comfort, stress relief, and mindful relaxationwith Cozy Home Coloring Book for Adults. Designed for anyone craving amoment of peace and creative escape, this beautifully curated collection invitesyou to unwind, destress, and reconnect with simple joys through art.This enchanting book features delicate interior scenes, charming cozyvignettes, and boutique-style images that resonate with tea lovers, book lovers, and homebodies alike. Each illustration is drawn to capture everyday momentsof warmth and comfort - from tea time setups and book nooks to warmblankets and peaceful rooms, all rendered as clear, crisp coloring pages foradults and teens.Perfect for Stress Relief and MindfulnessWhether you are looking for relaxation coloring pages, a way to switch off fromthe busy world, or a thoughtful gift for someone special, this book deliverspeaceful imagery that helps soothe the mind. Rediscover the joy of coloringwhile letting go of tension and finding calm focus one creative moment at atime.What You Will Love- 40 delightful interior scenes inspired by cozy home life- Large designs ideal for markers, pens, and pencils- Elegant, stress-free illustrations perfect for adults and teens- Thoughtful gift idea for birthdays, holidays, self-care, or anytimeYour Creative Sanctuary AwaitsBuild your own haven of calm with every stroke of color. Bring these momentsto life, express your creativity, and make each page a reflection of your owncozy world.Tap into relaxation and start your coloring journey today.
Cottage Mornings in Bloom
Cottage Mornings in BloomMorning arrives gently here.Cottage Mornings in Bloom is a cozy coloring book for adults that continues the peaceful journey begun in The Little Bookshop by the Fire, moving from late-winter warmth into the soft renewal of early spring. This volume celebrates slow living, simple rituals, and the quiet joy of home and garden life.Inside, you'll find coloring pages filled with charming cottages, open windows with lace curtains, sunlit kitchens, breakfast tables, blooming gardens, and cozy interiors that meet the outdoors. Each illustration is designed for calm, mindful coloring, making this a perfect stress relief adult coloring book for quiet mornings and gentle afternoons.Scattered throughout the book are small reflective notes and moments that feel like they belong to the cottage itself: reminders to open the windows, linger over tea, notice the light, and let the day unfold without hurry. These touches create a sense of continuity and warmth, carrying the reader forward from the bookshop's fire into springtime calm.Perfect for fans of: - cozy cottage coloring book for adults - cottagecore coloring book for adults - reading nook coloring book for adults - cozy corner coloring book - stress relief adult coloring bookCottage Mornings in Bloom is the natural companion to The Little Bookshop by the Fire and prepares the way for the final volume in the Cozy Seasons Collection, where calm settles into rainy streets, caf矇s, and quiet city corners.
The Little Bookshop by the Fire
Step inside a quiet place where time slows, the fire stays warm, and stories wait patiently to be opened.The Little Bookshop by the Fire is a cozy coloring book for adults created for moments of rest, comfort, and gentle escape. Inspired by the warmth of independent bookshops, reading nooks, and calm interior spaces, this book invites you to unwind through soothing illustrations and a softly unfolding atmosphere of peace.Inside, you will find coloring pages filled with bookshop interiors, glowing fireplaces, quiet corners, shelves of well-loved books, and peaceful scenes made for slow, mindful coloring. From intimate reading nooks to cozy corners by the fire, every page is designed to ease the mind and encourage relaxation, making this a perfect stress relief adult coloring book.Scattered throughout the book are short handwritten-style notes from the shop's keeper, gentle reflections about the weather, quiet afternoons, favorite books returning to the shelves, and the simple ritual of closing early to light the fire. These notes add warmth, narrative continuity, and a sense of being welcomed into a living, breathing place.Perfect for fans of: - bookstore coloring book for adults - cozy bookshop coloring book - reading nook coloring book for adults - cozy corner coloring book - stress relief adult coloring bookThis book also pairs beautifully with the other cozy themes in this series: Cottage Mornings in Bloom coloring book for adults and Rainy Day Caf矇s & Cobblestone Streets coloring book for adults, making it an ideal gift for readers, introverts, creatives, and anyone seeking calm during quiet evenings.Whether enjoyed with a cup of tea, soft music, or complete silence, The Little Bookshop by the Fire offers a comforting retreat from the noise of everyday life and a reminder that some places ask nothing of us except that we stay.
Love Is Blind: Dating Journal
Inspired by the smash-hit Netflix show Love is Blind, this dating journal is the perfect companion to guide readers through the journey to finding their person. With prompts, activities, and conversation starters, there is ample space to create a time capsule of their love story as it unfolds. Readers can: Write down details about the person (or people) they're dating, including their name, occupation, hobbies, goals, and most attractive qualities. Keep a record of best (and worst) dates. Answer questions to discover new things about themselves, clarify what they want and don't want in a partner, and what they bring to the table in a relationship. Answer fun quizzes, play dating bingo, and answer Love is Blind trivia questions to chill out, relax, or just laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. There may be over eight billion people on the planet, but there's a perfect partner for everyone out there--this journal can provide support for anyone on the search for that special someone.
Cain's Jawbone
Cain's Jawbone is not a novel you read. It is a puzzle you confront.Originally published in 1934, this legendary literary challenge was devised by Edward Powys Mathers, writing as Torquemada. The book consists of one hundred pages printed entirely out of order. The reader's task is to determine the correct sequence, identify six murders, and name their perpetrators.The number of possible page arrangements exceeds 9.3 ? 10繒⁵⁷. There is exactly one correct solution.For decades, Cain's Jawbone circulated quietly among puzzle enthusiasts, earning a reputation as one of the most difficult murder mysteries ever written. Fewer than a handful of people are known to have solved it during its original contest period.This newly designed edition respects the integrity of the original text while addressing the practical realities of solving the puzzle. The complete text appears twice. One version offers a faithful reading experience. The second is a working edition, with increased spacing for annotation, structured reference tools, and a layout designed to support careful comparison and reordering.No hints are provided. No answers are revealed. The puzzle has not been altered, simplified, or reinterpreted.This edition exists for readers who want to engage seriously with the challenge and for those curious enough to try.Solve it, and the victory is entirely your own.
