Dictionary of Fine Distinctions
"This delightful book is a tribute to the genius of the human mind for conceptual precision and the beauty of the English language in capturing it. It resolves a great deal of puzzlement over confusable terms, and its endearing illustrations and lighthearted explanations multiply the satisfaction." --Steven Pinker, author of The Language Instinct and Rationality What's the difference between mazes and labyrinths? Proverbs and adages? Clementines and tangerines? Join author Eli Burnstein on a hairsplitter's odyssey into the world of the ultra-subtle with Dictionary of Fine Distinctions. Illustrated by New Yorker cartoonist Liana Finck, this humorous dictionary takes a neurotic, brain-tickling plunge into the infinite (and infinitesimal) nuances that make up our world. The perfect gift for book lovers, word nerds, trivia geeks, and everyday readers, this illustrated gem is more than just a book--it is an indispensable resource akin to a thesaurus but filled with charm and wit. Each entry, from "latte vs. flat white" to "Great Britain vs. The United Kingdom," is accompanied by mnemonic aids, quirky asides, and detailed illustrations, making it a standout dictionary for any bibliophile or language enthusiast's library. For fans of The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows or Foyle's Philavery: A Treasury of Unusual Words, Dictionary of Fine Distinctions promises to be a cherished addition to the genre that offers clarity, joy, and a deeper appreciation for the subtleties of the English language. The quintessential librarian gift and English teacher gift, it's an educational odyssey that's as entertaining as it is enlightening.
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
The original, very first of its kind, miniature Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy is the perfect desktop companion, tiny marketing tool, or hilarious gift! Finally, the joyous dancing tube man is available in a tiny, desk-friendly size. SPECIFICATIONS: 17-inch waving tube man with fan in base to make him dance, wiggle, and shake just like the real thing (batteries not included) PERFECT GIFT: A hilarious gift for every birthday, white elephant party, or holiday! INCLUDES MINI BOOK: Includes 32-page mini book exploring the larger than life (and utterly surprising!) origins of everyone's favorite flailing arm man MANY USES: Bring a little bit of joy to your desk, dorm room, or bedside table PLEASE NOTE: This product can be powered by a 9-volt battery or by a specific AC adapter. (Battery nor AC adapter included with purchase.) Please read and follow the instructions included in the box to ensure optimal performance. If using a battery: A rechargable Ni-MH battery is recommended for best performance and is a more cost-effective alternative to a common Alkaline (single-use) battery. If using an Alkaline battery, it must be NEW. Refer to product information sheet included in box for recommended brands. DO NOT use a Carbon-Zinc battery (often labeled "Heavy-Duty"). This type of battery cannot produce enough power to operate the motor. To get the most life out of the battery, use in intervals no greater than 5 to 10 minutes. Operating in this manner will yield approximately 45 minutes of use. If your tube guy begins to get stuck in a downward position, it is time to replace the battery or recharge if using a rechargeable battery. If using an AC adapter, it must follow the below specifications: Input: AC 100-240V (50-60 Hz) Output: DC 9V (1A or 2A)
Marvel So You've Been Bitten by a Radioactive Spider
The Marvel Comics Universe is full of action, adventure, danger, and cosmic peril. Be ready for anything with this illustrated action handbook--whether you have newly developed super-powers, you need to pilot an Iron Man suit, or Galactus is here to eat the Earth. Written by Marvel Comics and Emmy-nominated humor writer Daniel Kibblesmith, this official illustrated guide to surviving and thriving in the Marvel Universe uses comics-tested advice to steer readers through what to expect when exposed to gamma rays, bonding with a symbiote or--ow!--feeling an unexpected sting at the science fair. Featuring practical information such as wall-crawling tips, along with emergency information (you've been plunged into the Quantum Realm) and day-to-day guidance if your cat turns out to be a Flerken, you suspect someone of being a Skrull, or are facing a Doombot, this is the must-have handbook as you live in the world of Marvel's mightiest heroes. (c) 2025 MARVEL CRUCIAL ADVICE FROM MARVEL COMICS: What would you do if you discover you had mutant abilities, or are the only one on a heroic team without super-powers? Marvel comics writer and lifelong fan Daniel Kibblesmith finds inspiration and advice in the comics to offer tips and strategies for navigating these and many more of the reader's own 'what if' experiences. IMAGINATIVE ADVENTURES: The Hulk is totally hulking out, with mayhem imminent; you're weighing the pros and cons of legal representation from Matt Murdock or Jennifer Walters (or P.I. help from Jessica Jones or Howard the Duck); you need to speak Groot but are not fluent. This book has got you covered! Perfect for: Marvel fans looking for a fresh, funny spin on the comics Fans of action hero handbooks and survival guides Fans of Marvel Super Graphic, Marvel Mazes, and Thor and Loki: Midgard Family Mayhem
81 Legendary Little Johnny Jokes Some Adapted Re His Life From 0-90 Yrs Jokes
Afterthoughts
TV detectives need a gimmick. Mine would be not caring who did it. If, when one door shuts, another door opens, there's something wrong with your doors. They shouldn't be doing that.Where's the box to tick if you ARE a robot?My mother used to say Manners Maketh the Man, but I didn't think it was very mannerly of her to make fun of my lisp. Plato, Aristotle, Montaigne. Men who have searched for meaning with, let's face it, mixed results. Whither the one who can solve it? Cometh the hour, cometh the Richard Ayoade. Finally, Ayoade has set down some of his most enormous thoughts for the benefit of all who dare to read them. Wisdom distilled from a life lived in relentless pursuit of Truth. Afterthoughts goes beyond rumination, past pondering, probing further than ever before, drawing from a deeply private pool of questions: a reservoir so refreshing you may never need to think again.
What Keanu Says
Known for his iconic roles in films such as The Matrix and John Wick, and more recently for his philanthropy, Keanu Reeves has garnered a reputation as one of Hollywood's kindest stars. Featuring words of wisdom on life, acting, hope and resilience, What Keanu Says is a compilation of the actor's most inspirational quotes. "The simple act of paying attention can take you a long way." "I was also raised to treat people exactly how I would like to be treated by others. It's called respect." "I don't want to be part of a world where being kind is a weakness."
F*ck It 2026 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
I LEFT MY LAST F*CK IN 2025: Get your sh*t together with a wall calendar made for the f*cking new year. The 2026 F*ck It 12" x 12" Wall Calendar is your fairy-f*cking godmother for keeping it real and giving life's bullsh*t the finger. Say goodbye to the mundane and hello to a daily dose of hilarious truth bombs. Do less, survive over thrive, get some snacks, clock some Zzz's, and keep it honest. Oh, and sit up straight dammit. F*ck yeah. It's time to own your sh*t and let your penchant for profanity guide you through the chaos.
One Question a Day 2026 5.4 X 6.2 Box Calendar
MINDFUL REFLECTIONS: As the year unfolds, so does your journey with the One Question A Day 2026 Box Calendar. Explore over 300 thought-provoking questions, designed to inspire introspection, foster growth, cultivate mindfulness, and get to know and appreciate the incredible person you are becoming--one page at a time.
No F*cks Given 2026 5.4 X 6.2 Box Calendar
I LEFT MY LAST F*CK IN 2025: Get your sh*t together with a daily calendar made for the f*cking new year. The No F*cks Given 2026 Box Calendar is your fairy-f*cking godmother for keeping it real and giving life's bullsh*t the finger. Say goodbye to the mundane and hello to a daily dose of hilarious truth bombs. Do less, survive over thrive, get some snacks, clock some Zzz's, and keep it honest. Oh, and sit up straight dammit. F*ck yeah. It's time to own your sh*t and let profanity guide you through the chaos.
Doug the Pug 2026 7 X 7 Mini Wall Calendar
DOUG THE PUG - Meet the "King of Pop Culture" with 18 million social media followers and billions of video views. Doug loves the camera as much as the camera loves him!
Pun Intended 2026 7 X 7 Mini Wall Calendar
PUNDERFUL QUIPS - With one-liners like, "I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but thankfully, I turned myself around," the 2026 Pun Intended 7" x 7" Wall Calendar will make the year ahead a little bit brighter and a lot more punny. Each month will have you snickering to yourself while innocent bystanders roll their eyes and grin in spite of themselves.
Sticks
The ultimate guide to the art and science of stick collecting. Because nobody knows sticks like the founders of Stick Nation. What makes a particularly good stick? Is it the stick's length and sturdiness--a trusty walking staff, perhaps, that conjures up fantasies of wizards and battle? Or is it the stick's usefulness--say, as a drumstick on a log in the woods, or as a slingshot for propelling pebbles at your friend's face? Maybe what makes a stick great is its unique shape, like Poseidon's trident or a Stormtrooper's blaster gun? Or maybe what makes a stick great is simply how it makes you feel. In Sticks, enjoy an incredible collection of Stick Nation's most magnificent sticks--some from as far as Cameroon!--and meet the people (and dogs!) who love them. Stick Nation founders Logan Jugler and Boone Hogg also share their top tips for finding and classifying sticks, encouraging readers to let loose, have fun, and embrace their imaginations. Filled with unforgettable sticks found throughout the world, Sticks inspires readers to head into the great outdoors to find a stick of their own.
Leaving the Ocean Was a Mistake
Sixty bizarre and beautiful marine creatures offer affirmations for self-confidence, serenity, and fulfillment--drawn from real-life facts about our fascinating natural world. If you sometimes wish you could sink back into the depths of the ocean, great news--the strange little guys who still live down there will receive you with open arms (and fins, claws, and tentacles). But if you're not quite ready to take to the sea, these friendly denizens of the deep offer solid advice for living on dry land, such as the following: "If you're happy and you know it, digest your brain."--The star tunicate, who avoids anxiety by digesting much of its own body"Never be afraid to set--and enforce--your boundaries."--The gloomy octopus, who protects its personal space by throwing dirt at anyone who bothers it"It's good to get it all out."--The fire-breathing shrimp, who vomits bioluminescent goo when threatened"If you love someone, absorb them into your bloodstream."--The fanfin anglerfish, who expresses love by fusing with its mateAnd more wonderfully wacky undersea weirdos who really know how to live!Beautifully illustrated with striking watercolor portraits of the ocean's most eccentric creatures, Leaving the Ocean Was a Mistake will make you long to return to the seas--but it will also help you bring a freewheeling, relaxed, self-actualized ocean spirit to even the driest life.
