Zits 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
Having a teenager in the house just hits different. Follow the adventures of 17-year-old Jeremy Duncan, his cringey-but-well-meaning parents, and his friends in the Zits 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar as they all navigate important life issues such as cell phone etiquette, college prep, what's for dinner, and just how loud is too loud for the band to be playing. Each page of this daily calendar features a different, full-color comic strip from Jerry Scott and Jim Borgman's classic comic creation that has been entertaining fans and families for over 25 years. As an added bonus, the back of each page includes Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, coloring fun, and trivia. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size 5.354" x 4.488" Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages contain Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, coloring fun, and trivia Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances A different Zits(R) comic strip on each page
Jeff Foxworthy's You Might Be a Redneck If. . . 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
Jeff Foxworthy's humor never gets old, and he has chosen his best and funniest redneck jokes to fill this calendar, making it the best thing since corn dogs and ketchup. If the most expensive meal you ever bought came with a moist towelette, if you own more cars than socks, if your mama saves aluminum foil, or if you drink soda with breakfast, you'll feel right at home with all the laughable one-liners in the You Might Be a Redneck If(R) . . . 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar. Features include: 4.6" x 4.6" page size No single-use plastic Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Includes an amusing redneck joke on each page Includes Daily Extra! Bonus content on the back of each day's page
The Last Lap
The Last Lap Retirement Village for Racing Whippets & "Trubulsom Porquapines" nestles in the village of Winklebutty, famed for its black truffles and stanky toe fungus outbreaks.When the Last National Winklebutty Bank threatens to foreclose on the property and send its canine residents to their doom in the factory owned by the evil Sausage Baron of Lumpy Bottom, Rocco Parmigiana, retired racing royalty Angeli Cup and her steed Destiny's Poo have only one option: limp right out of retirement.Can this unlikely duo race once more to win the most prestigious gong of them all-the Winklebutty Cup, complete with its victory stinky cheese?Standing in their way are age, incompetence, insolence, malfeasance, flatulence - and Rocco's nephew, Chad Cheerio, with his cheating cheetah Fate's Fur Art. It's the race that significantly slows a nation, and while 'there can be only one' winner, there can be as many losers as needed to fill the plot holes.Join the eccentric residents of The Last Lap as they attempt to rewrite the Winklebutty Bigbooty Museum and Burlesque Cabaret Restaurant's Big Book of Racing Records and smash through the fifth wall to face off with henchmen, henchwomen, henchshadows, and possibly even ... henchporcupines!
The Little Book of Cock
Dive into this uproarious adult activity book celebrating life's most prominent appendage with jokes, puzzles, trivia, and more that'll have you laughing 'til you're sore! Plunge head-first into this humorous adult activity book - full of jokes, puzzles and trivia - which celebrates life's most up-standing appendage: cock Get ready for the ride of your life - figuratively speaking, of course! Whether you prefer the term love rocket or disco stick, tent pole or pork sword, in this spunky little book, everyone's favourite member is the star of the show. With the games and activities in these pages, you can now have more fun with cock than ever before. You will: - Bone up on your cock trivia - Tickle your fancy with a raft of dick-tacular jokes - Test your head with counting conundrums and penis puzzles. - Complete the coloring pages to find your creative release. - Reveal more dirty terms for a boner than you ever dreamed was possible. So, what are you waiting for? Come and see if you can pull it off! Cock has surely never been so much fun.
Where's My Check?
Spoken Word Summaries for Wounded Warriors Here's your check! A lyrical mirror held up to power, pain, and perseverance. In this bold anthology, Carolyn Plummer Ayana delivers unflinching spoken word that gives voice to the wounded, the waiting, and the wide-awake. Her powerful rhythms and unapologetic truths explore the unchecked political forces and systemic failures that continue to erode justice, equity, and human dignity in today's America. These are not just poems-they are survival tools. Coping rhymes for those battling the weight of delayed promises and dismantled protections. They speak directly to the spirit of warriors-those bruised by bureaucracy, abandoned by leadership, or silenced by oppression. Blending biting critique with spiritual uplift, Ayana crafts each piece with the urgency of now, the wisdom of lived experience, and the fire of artistic revolution. Where's My Check? is a call to consciousness-and a check on a system long overdue for accountability.
Uncharted Grounds
Life hasn't been normal since a mermaid resurrected Maya Rivers.Between supernatural side effects, the terrifying mermaid mafia who wants more than she's prepared to give, and a shadow demon who would raze realms to keep her safe, Maya is trying to figure out who she is-and where she truly belongs.In a world of chaotic friendship and found family, one thing's certain: Maya isn't just surviving anymore.She's ready to stand her ground.
Gleanings in Graveyards
Unearth the beauty and intrigue of mortality with "Gleanings in Graveyards: A Collection of Curious Epitaphs." This captivating anthology invites readers to explore the unique tombstone sayings and historical grave markers that have whispered stories of love, loss, and reflection for centuries. After decades of being out of print, Alpha Editions proudly presents this restored treasure, ensuring that the poignant messages of these graveyard inscriptions resonate with today s audience and future generations. This edition is not merely a reprint; it is a collector s item, a cultural artifact that celebrates the art of memorial poetry and the profound reflections on mortality that lie within cemetery poetry. Delve into a world where literary gravestones come alive, revealing unusual gravestone quotes that provoke thought and evoke emotion. Perfect for both casual readers and classic literature collectors, "Gleanings in Graveyards" offers a unique blend of history and artistry, making it a must-have for anyone intrigued by graveyard history and the mysteries of death and dying literature. Join us on this journey through the echoes of the past, and discover how these curious epitaphs continue to inspire and connect us across generations. Embrace the beauty of remembrance and let the words of the departed guide your reflections on life.
A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court
Step into a world where time and reality collide in Mark Twain's timeless classic, "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court." This captivating time travel novel transports you from the bustling streets of 19th-century America to the enchanting yet brutal realm of Arthurian legends. Follow Hank Morgan, a savvy Connecticut mechanic, as he navigates the treacherous waters of medieval adventure, wielding his modern wit and wisdom against the backdrop of chivalry and superstition. This edition, lovingly restored by Alpha Editions, breathes new life into a work that was out of print for decades, ensuring that Twain's sharp satire and humor resonate with today s readers and future generations. More than just a reprint, it s a collector s item a cultural treasure that invites both casual readers and classic literature enthusiasts to explore the rich tapestry of American literature and its commentary on society. Dive into a narrative that blends fantasy and reality, where Twain s incisive literary analysis reveals the absurdities of both the past and the present. Whether you re a fan of historical fiction, looking for a thought-provoking read, or seeking an engaging story filled with time travel adventures, this book promises to captivate your imagination and challenge your perceptions. Rediscover the magic of Twain s genius and add this essential piece of literary history to your collection today!
The Drunkard
Step into the vivid world of "The Drunkard," a poignant exploration of alcoholism and redemption that has captivated readers since its original publication. This powerful 19th-century fiction, now republished by Alpha Editions, offers a character-driven narrative that combines humor with tragedy, delivering profound moral lessons that resonate today. Follow the journey of a man grappling with the demons of addiction, as he navigates the complexities of life, love, and societal expectations. "The Drunkard" is more than just a story it's a cultural treasure that reflects the struggles and triumphs of the human spirit. With its unique blend of social commentary and rich character development, this book invites both casual readers and classic literature collectors to experience its timeless themes. After being out of print for decades, this restored edition ensures that the heart of this literary gem beats anew for today s and future generations. It s not just a reprint; it s a collector s item, a piece of American literature that deserves a place on your bookshelf. Discover the emotional depth and historical significance of "The Drunkard," and let its lessons guide you toward understanding the complexities of life. Dive into this classic and embrace the journey of redemption.
Minor Mischief 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
Looking for a daily dose of humor to keep you laughing all year long? Look no further than the Minor Mischief calendar, where clever pranks meet sweary wordplay and total hilarity results. Each page of the Minor Mischief 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar features a funny picture of a good-natured prank (often an act of minor graffiti)--paired with laugh-inducing commentary by humor writer Beverly L. Jenkins that is guaranteed to leave you in stitches. Based on the popular subreddit r/MildlyVandalised, this desktop calendar is a charming blend of salty one-liners, lighthearted bathroom humor, and risqu矇 puns--perfect for anyone with a sarcastic streak, a love of sweary gags, and a penchant for mischievous practical jokes. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size: 5.354" x 4.488" Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages contain Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, quotations Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Each page features a funny photo of a public prank with an edgy, comedic, or sweary caption
Pusheen 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
Spend all year napping, snacking, gaming, and living your best indoor-cat life with Pusheen, the internet's favorite feline, and her fuzzy friends. The Pusheen 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar is the best way to celebrate each afternoon nap, adventure-filled weekend, and festive holiday--or just lazy days spent with good friends like Pusheen, Stormy, Pip, Sloth, Bo, and Cheek. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size 5.354 x 4.488 Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major U.S. and Canadian holidays and observances 300+ pieces of art and comics featuring Pusheen and friends
Wititudes 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
Funny and relatable, this daily calendar pairs vintage aesthetics with snarky comments about all the things that make you want to roll your eyes. Each page features a humorous, sometimes swear-y, wisecrack on subjects ranging from job conundrums, the "benefits" of getting older, holiday crazies, dieting, relationships, and more. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size: 5.354" x 4.488" Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink Easel backer for desk or tabletop display Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Snappy humor with vintage-style graphics from the popular Wititudes internet accounts
Thoughts of Dog 12-Month 2026 Weekly/Monthly Planner Calendar
For dog lovers, this weekly planner showcases adorable, weekly illustrations of Dog paired with funny musings from him and his little stuffed friend, Sebastian. With monthly pages for big-picture planning followed by a year's worth weekly spreads, the organizer offers plenty of room for notes and scheduling. The planner is based on the beloved Thoughts of Dog internet accounts by Matt Nelson of WeRateDogs. Features include: 5" x 8.25" (10" x 8.25" open) Perfect bound Sturdy cover Calendar lays flat when open Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Removable product info band Elastic band to keep it closed 12-month planner: January-December 2026 Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders Monthly and weekly planning pages Space to add your own lists, goals, and important dates Weekly spreads have space for 7 days, plus notes, checklists, and months-at-a-glance reference Extra pages at back for notes, goals, and more Year-at-a-glance pages for 2025, 2026, and 2027 Convenient storage pocket Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Time Humorous, family-friendly drawings of Dog with funny captions
Hello!lucky All in Good Pun 2026 Wall Calendar
This funny, punny inspiring 12-month calendar from Hello!Lucky brings joy and wit to every month of the year. Chock full of rousing puns alongside joyful, energetic illustrations, this heartwarming, uplifting 12-month calendar from Hello!Lucky will make 2026 a breeze. "Goat for it!" cheers the goat, "You're inkcredible!" exclaims the octopus. Just remember, no matter what, time flies when you're having pun! Features include: 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open) Printed on FSC-certified paper with soy-based ink Printed with a hit of neon pink spot ink Plastic-free packaging Planning spread for September-December 2025 Spans January-December 2026 Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Time 25 inspiring puns paired with bright illustrations
How to Skin a Skunk
Can you tell the difference between a frog and a toad? Have you considered the unexploited treasure your typical anthropologist breezes over without a how-de-do? And perhaps most importantly, once you've skinned a skunk, do you know the secret ingredient to getting the stink off your stuff and the stench off your bench? If you've answered "No!" to any of these questions (and even if a "Yes!" escaped you), dive into the third volume of our hero Nathaniel B. Oakes' continuing adventures for solutions to these and many more quizzical conundrums. Nathaniel is at it again with his fourteen siblings as they crack the whip, corral cantankerous cows, catch crotchety crawdads, and run for their lives. You won't want to miss a single tale, and neither will your kinfolk, so gather round and let the fun begin!
Anne Taintor 2026 Wall Calendar
Enjoy some sass from Anne Taintor's saucy ladies every month of the year with this wickedly funny wall calendar. Anne Taintor's vintage ladies serve up wicked wit, dark humor, and just the right dose of bad behavior. This hilarious 2026 wall calendar provides irreverent quips for each month of the year. 24-page 12 x 12 inch month-by-month calendar BELOVED ARTIST: Anne Taintor has been making people smile since 1985. She gets funnier every year! BESTSELLING ARTIST: Over 2 million Anne Taintor books, postcard boxes, and calendars sold! PLASTIC-FREE MATERIALS: 100% plastic-free packaging and product! Perfect for: Anne Taintor fans Shoppers looking for something fun and witty Vintage enthusiasts Snark and humor lovers Holiday, birthday, Galentine's Day, or girlfriend gift People looking for humorous office decor
Disappointing Affirmations 2026 Wall Calendar
From the wildly popular Instagram account and USA Today bestselling book, the Disappointing Affirmations2026 Wall Calendar hilariously counters the culture of relentless toxic positivity with a realistic take on a disappointing world where month-to-month, week after week, day-by-day failure is always an option. Pairing lovely vacation photos taken by the author himself with sayings that are amusingly self-critical, encouraging, disillusioned, or all three at once, Dave Tarnowski points to feelings commonly unacknowledged or hidden and spotlights them with humor, wit, and empathy. You can do it! But you probably won't. 24-page 12 x 12 inch month-by-month calendar DISAPPOINTMENT LOOMS LARGE: Totally not-disappointing large format aphorisms set in beautiful natural environments. Twelve monthly images, plus one for Sept-Dec 2025 at a glance. SELF-HELP HUMOR AT A GLANCE: Easy to hang at home or over an office desk--anywhere disappointment may strike. This comic gem offers a monthly dose of sneaky self-help in the form of expectation-setting affirmations. Perfect for anyone who knows it's really okay to not be okay all the time. PLASTIC-FREE MATERIALS: 100% plastic-free packaging and product. THERE'S MORE: See also the Disappointing Affirmations: Unfollow Your Dreams book, Disappointing Affirmations Pencils, and Disappointing Affirmations: 30 Postcards set. You won't be disappointed. Perfect for: College grads, people entering the workforce, people who wish they hadn't entered the workforce Fans of the @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account Anyone who isn't always cheerful and doesn't feel seen Fans of satire and sarcastic humor Anyone feeling burnout, empathy fatigue, positivity fatigue, or fatigue in general
The Little World of Liz Climo 2026 Daily Calendar
This charming day-to-day calendar features adorable animal comics by bestselling author Liz Climo. With a different illustration on each page, this day-to-day desk calendar features Liz Climo's short and sweet comics based on her quirky, funny, and almost human-like animal kingdom. Sweet, adorable, and all too relatable, this calendar captures life's everyday eccentricities with lighthearted wit, humor, and wisdom, making it an irresistible self-buy and a unique, affordable gift for fans of Liz Climo and animal lovers everywhere. 6 x 5 x 1 1/2 inches 314 tear-away pages GREAT GIFT: Easy to display at home or in an office, this is a must-have for Liz Climo fans, a perfect present for animal lovers, and a unique treat for moms, dad, aunts, grandmas, and more. RELATABLE AND FUNNY CONTENT: This calendar is filled with short and sweet panels that range from goofy to sweet to laugh-out-loud funny and beg to be shared with a friend or parent. PLASTIC-FREE MATERIALS: 100% plastic-free packaging and product. Perfect for: Liz Climo and webcomic fans Animal lovers Moms, dads, grandparents, best friends, and more Anyone who appreciates cute animal humor
Dog Shaming 2026 Wall Calendar
If you've ever fallen victim to puppy dog eyes, you'll enjoy these photos of pups being lovingly shamed by their owners. The Dog Shaming 2026 Wall Calendar features thirteen real-life photo spreads of dogs committing various offenses. Dog owners everywhere will deeply relate to the antics--from eating all the toilet paper to peeing in the bed, these dogs have done it all. This calendar is full of humor and love for our mischief-making friends. Features include: 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open) Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Planning spread for September-December 2025 Spans January-December 2026 Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Time Photo collages of misbehaving dogs
Effin’ Birds 2026 Wall Calendar
Are you in need of some swear therapy? Look no further than this delightfully profane 2026 wall calendar, filled with funny (and ferocious!) foul-mouthed fowls. Each monthly spread of this truly cathartic wall calendar features vintage bird artwork paired with expletive-laden rants by brazen birds just itching to ruffle some feathers and raise some hackles. Get ready to laugh along with these avian shit-stirrers as they dish out irreverent one-liners and profane, yet relatable, trash talk every season of the year. Features include: 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open) Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Planning spread for September-December 2025 Spans January-December 2026 Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Time Each monthly spread features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings
