Piggle the Pig: The Perfect Pigsty
Introducing an irresistible new character, sure to capture the hearts (and giggles) of readers everywhere! This one-of-a-kind picture book is a guaranteed laugh for messy kids ages 0-99. "Whole-hog fun."--Kirkus Reviews When Piggle's parents let him know that they'll be stopping by, preparing for their visit seems positively easy. All he has to do is put away several months' worth of laundry, remove an extraordinary amount of trash, and wipe down any surfaces that might be covered in grime and mildew (which is all of them). And wait... who is that living in the washing machine? Nothing your average pig can't handle! Children who dread room-cleaning day, adults who freeze up when facing the task of housecleaning, or just about anyone who has faced down a sink full of dishes will find Piggle's struggle relatable. Uniquely hilarious, Piggle the Pig will delight readers as he faces the universal struggle of preparing for unanticipated houseguests. Perfect for fans of Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus and the Pig the Pug series!
Clarice Bean, Smile
With her school project overdue, the irrepressible Clarice ponders big themes, like the delicate balance of life on Earth, the nature of happiness, and how even the smallest person can make a difference. Clarice Bean is thinking about all the endangered things: the BIG creatures, the LITTLE creatures, the plants and the trees. If only she can stop daydreaming, she might come up with a subject for her big school assignment--or is daydreaming part of the creative process? Meanwhile, it's not just the planet that needs help; there's her whole family too--like a forgetful granddad who keeps falling and a dad who is literally getting sick from a stressful office merger (whatever that may be). Welcome back to the beloved world of Clarice Bean, whose books have sold more than six million copies worldwide and garnered huge critical acclaim. As always, Lauren Child brings her signature quirky humor and enchanting black-and-white illustrations to this smile-inducing story about honoring your unique gifts--and using them to make things better.
Welcome to Smellville (Garbage Pail Kids Book 1)
An instant New York Times bestseller! Goosebumps creator R.L. Stine teams up with the pop-culture phenomenon Garbage Pail Kids for Welcome to Smellville, the first book in this hysterical middle-grade series with illustrations by Jeff Zapata and Joe Simko. Welcome to the town of Smellville, where 10 kids all live in a big tumbledown house and have as much fun as they possibly can. People may think that they're gross and weird and strange, but they're not bad kids--they just don't know any better. In this hilarious illustrated series from bestselling author R.L. Stine, the Garbage Pail Kids--from Adam Bomb to Brainy Janey--get into mischief at their middle school, all while battling bullies and their archenemies, Penny and Parker Perfect. These all-new illustrated stories are sure to amuse, entertain, and blow away readers of all ages. More from the Garbage Pail Kids Series: Thrills and Chills Camp Daze The Garbage Pail Kids Cookbook
Little Excavator
From New York Times bestselling author-illustrator of the Llama Llama books comes a new character ready to dig his way into your heart! Here come the BIG RIGS rolling down the street. Thumpa-thumpabumpa-bumpaBEEP! BEEP! BEEP!There's Loader and Dump Truck, Backhoe and Crane. They're ready to transform a vacant lot into a neighborhood park. And who wants to help most of all? Little Excavator! But are there any jobs for someone so small? Anna Dewdney's signature rhyming text and inviting illustrations make this a perfect read aloud for for fans of things that go!
Mom Baller
In Mom Baller: A Basketball Story About Appreciating Everything Moms Do, a young basketball player named Rookie learns about the silent, steady support his mother gives him every day. Set in the sunny town of Hoopville, this book explores the journey of a boy who loves basketball but overlooks how much his mom does to help him chase his dream.Rookie Baller goes to practice and plays in games because his mom drives him.She washes his uniform, packs his snacks, and organizes his schedule.As the story unfolds, Rookie Baller sees how tired his mom is and starts to appreciate all her efforts.This tale is a gentle reminder for young readers to notice and appreciate the love and support they receive from their parents.If you loved "Mom Baller," check out other books in the Lil Baller series as they tackle the challenges and triumphs of the basketball journey. With relatable characters and powerful messages, these books are perfect for kids who love basketball and anyone looking to overcome obstacles and achieve their goals. https: //lilballerbooks.com/
Escape the Pizzaplex (Five Nights at Freddy's Interactive Novel #3)
Can you survive the Pizzaplex? Find out in this interactive novel in which you decide what happens!Relive the newest, biggest Five Nights at Freddy's location and setting of the smash Security Breach game in this all-new, interactive novel. You are Cassie, a young girl trapped inside Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex. Chased by terrifying animatronics as well as the nightguards, you've got to do whatever you can to make it out alive. Can you escape? Or will it be game over before dawn?
We're All Gonna Die-Nosaur!
Pterry the pterodactyl has lots of nightmares--and they always come true! Can Pterry face his fear of flying? If not . . . we're all gonna DIE-nosaur!!! With exciting black-and-white illustrations on every page, this subversively hilarious chapter book series debut is perfect for young fans of The Bad Guys, Dog Man, and Captain Underpants. "A delightful tale of impending doom!" --John Patrick Green, New York Times best-selling author of InvestiGators Pterry the pterodactyl has the sc-sc-scariest dreams--the kind that come true! Last night, Pterry dreamed that dinosaurs will go extinct. Pterry's parents tell him that there's no danger a pterodactyl can't fly away from. But Pterry doesn't know how to fly! Will Pterry learn in time to protect himself and his family? Or will the smell of his nervous farts be all he leaves behind? Kon Tan's children's book debut kicks off a hilarious, heart-filled early graphic novel series that shows kids it's okay to be scared--and that fears can be overcome.
The Pigeon Won't Count to 10!
A counting adventure you WON'T want to miss, from bestselling and award-winning author Mo Willems. The Pigeon won't count to ten, and here's why: Reasonably reasonable reason #1: He doesn't want to! Practically perfect reason #2: He already did a bunch of counting yesterday! And perfectly obvious reason #3: He has THINGS to do! Also, counting is for the birds! Do YOU think The Pigeon will count to ten? (Don't count on it!) From #1 New York Times bestselling author Mo Willems comes this funny and engaging numbers and counting early-learning concept board book with touch and trace numbers and art throughout. The Pigeon Won't Count to 10! is the first in a collection of original Pigeon board books and is a perfect addition for babies and toddlers to The Pigeon series.
Dinged
In the gripping companion to Tommy Greenwald's award-winning novel Game Changer, a star football player watches his father deteriorate from injuries he suffered playing the very same sport--now in paperback Caleb Springer is the up-and-coming star freshman quarterback on the high school football team, which isn't a surprise considering his dad, Sammy Springer, was an NFL superstar and is now the town celebrity. College scouts are already snooping around Caleb and his future seems set. But just as Caleb's glory days begin, his dad starts to change. He's forgetting things and getting angry at random times. Caleb is forced to confront a bleak possibility: The sport that gives him so much status and self-worth might be the cause of his dad's strange behavior. Will Caleb keep playing the sport of his dreams, even if he knows how dangerous it can be?
Old Warty's Promises
One Promise. One Click. One Big Mistake.Lovy Prentiss has it all-beauty, brains, and a killer jump shot. She's confident, popular, and totally in control of her world.Until she isn't.While her teacher reads a classic children's story in class, Lovy drifts into her own world-a world where basketball, friendships, and social status matter way more than old books.But one moment of bad luck, one questionable deal, and suddenly, Lovy is stuck. Stuck with the last person she ever wanted to befriend. Stuck with a promise she never meant to make. And stuck wondering if her carefully built popularity can survive this disaster.Dodging rumors, avoiding her friends, and pretending she doesn't care, Lovy quickly realizes that promises-no matter how annoying-have a way of changing everything.A funny, heartfelt story about friendship, middle school survival, and learning to see people in a whole new way-because sometimes, real life is stranger than fiction. Or maybe... fiction isn't so different from real life after all?���� Perfect for kids who love humor, school drama, and unexpected friendships.
Bearsuit Turtle Makes a Friend
Fall in love with a turtle wearing a bear suit--determined to prove that he's a "for-real" bear--in this laugh-out-loud silly friendship story from the award-winning Bob Shea, author-illustrator of the popular Dinosaur VS. series and Unicorn Thinks He's Pretty Great When a turtle in a bear suit claims he is a "for-real" bear, he must prove himself to another turtle who just so happens to be a for-real bear expert. Hilarity ensues as Bearsuit Turtle proves he can climb trees, hibernate, and do other for-real bear stuff . . . like riding bikes, eating ice cream, and smashing pumpkins. But when Bear-Expert Turtle reveals a secret, Bearsuit Turtle has to admit a truth of his own. Whether or not these two turtles are for-real bears or experts, they just might become for-real friends. With a fabulously endearing, offbeat, and memorable new character; playful, true-to-life child dynamics; and a goofy, kid-perfect sense of humor, Bearsuit Turtle Makes a Friend is sure to charm readers everywhere. Includes a page of "for-real bear facts" at the end.
Central Park Ghost
Cordelia and Isaac set out to solve a monstrous mystery at the Central Park Zoo in this exciting third installment of the "sweet and silly" (Booklist) Squirlish series perfect for fans of Sophie Mouse and Critter Club! Cordelia is a human girl raised by squirrels in Central Park and well-known among the park's other critters. When she gets an urgent message summoning her to the Central Park Zoo, Cordelia learns from the sea lions that a monster has been roaming the park grounds--something the size of a bear with glowing eyes! With the help of her best friend, Isaac, Cordelia sets out to trap this mystery creature. They follow a string of questionable leads taking them to a dog park, a parade, and even an encounter with the New York Yankees! But can they find the Central Park Ghost?
Short Stories
Step into a world of micro-tales that pack a mighty punch of humor! Short Stories presents ten hilarious encounters between unexpected animal pairings, each told with remarkable economy. From the unseen dangers of a hedgehog at a birthday party to the unexpected uses of a chameleon's color-changing abilities, these bite-sized narratives showcase the art of storytelling at its most precise and playful. Silvia Borando's masterful comic timing turns each page into a lesson in narrative craft. With just a few words and simple illustrations, she creates moments of surprise, irony, and pure delight that will have readers of all ages chuckling. This collection is more than just a funny book--it's a masterclass in brevity and wordplay. Perfect for: Young writers looking to craft their own micro-narratives Teachers seeking an ideal tool to spark creativity in the classroom Families searching for funny books that support early literacy goals Short Stories proves that when it comes to humor and narrative, less can definitely be more.
Ready! Said Rabbit
Rabbit is back with more hilarious antics in this chuckle-worthy follow-up to No! Said Rabbit. It's a lovely day to visit the park and play outside, but will Rabbit and Dad ever be ready to leave the house? Rabbit could take his ball to the park or his bear and truck. But his favorite elephant would be just perfect, too, if he could find it. Oh, but here's an interesting book to read...and a lovely picture to paint! It's getting late with all this fussing about, but uh-oh! Now Dad needs his jacket...and his glasses. And wherever did his keys go? Simple lines and gouache washes smoothly accentuate a tale of patience to share between a dad and child; readers will laugh along with playful jibes at relatable, dawdling behaviors. An excellent read aloud pick for dads and their little loved ones to celebrate each other, charming flaws and all.
Extra Innings
A baseball book full of on the field action perfect for middle grade readers. "Strike one is the best pitch in baseball." Mike loves pitching, and he loves knowing his team counts on him to deliver wins. But Mike's father starts to worry that Mike is getting too carried away with baseball and not spending time working at after school jobs and developing a sense of responsibility. Can Mike and his father reach a compromise in order to let Mike play the game he loves and help his team win the league championship? Read "The Real Story" of Harvey Haddix, who pitched a perfect game against the Atlanta Braves in 1959 and LOST. Baseball fans will love this extra dive into sports history.
Central Park Ghost
Cordelia and Isaac set out to solve a monstrous mystery at the Central Park Zoo in this exciting third installment of the "sweet and silly" (Booklist) Squirlish series perfect for fans of Sophie Mouse and Critter Club! Cordelia is a human girl raised by squirrels in Central Park and well-known among the park's other critters. When she gets an urgent message summoning her to the Central Park Zoo, Cordelia learns from the sea lions that a monster has been roaming the park grounds--something the size of a bear with glowing eyes! With the help of her best friend, Isaac, Cordelia sets out to trap this mystery creature. They follow a string of questionable leads taking them to a dog park, a parade, and even an encounter with the New York Yankees! But can they find the Central Park Ghost?
Little Blue Truck and Racer Red
The #1 bestselling Little Blue Truck meets a zippy red race car with a need for speed.Little Blue Truck and good friend Toad are out for a drive when a flash of red whizzes by--then whizzes back to stop and say hi. Sleek and low, Racer Red is made for speed and loves to go fast! When she challenges Blue to a race, Blue knows that win or lose, it's fun to try! Beep! Beep! Zooooom!
Hector the Naughty Herring Gull
Dive into the mischievous adventures of Hector the Naughty Herring Gull! This cheeky seaside bird causes chaos around Herne Bay, stealing treats and stirring up trouble. With playful rhymes and a fun message, this story by Janet Groom is perfect for giggles and bedtime fun!Hector the Naughty Herring Gull enjoys terrorising visitors to Herne Bay... until one day he learns life can be better and more fun by helping people and being kind.
So You Want to Rob the Bandit Queen
Bandits are deadly, but the past is a jerk...Two things Sebastian Yun never in a million years would have put on his bucket list: Sneaking into the Bandit Queen's stronghold and dredging up his less-than-awesome past. And yet here he is.It's just his luck that his rushed heist coincides with an unusual bandit competition. When he's caught mid-theft, inserting himself into their fierce contest may be his only chance of escaping this mess with his head still attached to his neck.But while cut-throat raiders are scary, it's confronting a blast from his past that he'd bend time and space to avoid. Because there's only one person with the power to decimate him, and she's determined to see him again...Leap into this quirky installment of the Monk & Robot meets Twisted Metal and Fallout series full of characters you'll get way too attached to. If you like zany adventures, unconventional storytelling, and rowdy rogues, then you'll love this futuristic post-apocalyptic short read!Scroll up and click BUY NOW to join Sebastian as he quips his way into trouble and BSs his way out again-all while vibing to the perfect playlist.This book was previously published as So You Survived the End of the World: 3. *NOTE: This is an upper YA post-apocalyptic series is suited to older teens and adults. This book contains mild swearing, some innuendo, a bit of drinking, and moderate violence.
So Your Biggest Fan is a Body Snatcher
When a groupie takes "fanatical" to a monstrous level...People all across the post-apocalyptic wasteland love Sebastian Yun and his self-imposed mission to share his dope tunes across the airways. Not counting, of course, the angry mob that chases him from town slinging curses and blaster fire.The situation goes from bad to worse after the narrow escape leaves him and his long-suffering-and very fed up-traveling companion stranded in the middle of nowhere in the dead of night. He should be thrilled by the sudden appearance of an excited fan who clearly appreciates his genius...If only this diehard didn't come in the form of a gruesome body-snatching creature of evil who preys upon mankind. Sebastian thought that a town without 90s hip hop was scary, but he'll have to think fast and shoot faster or he'll find himself with an unwanted cranium-mate wrapped around his brain. Will Sebastian escape his rabid admirer? Or is it about to get real crowded in his already chaotic head?Dive into this thrilling installment of the Monk & Robot meets Twisted Metal and Fallout series full of characters you'll get way too attached to. If you like bantering companions, quirky humor, and creepy monsters, then you'll love this futuristic post-apocalyptic short read!Scroll up and click BUY NOW to join Sebastian as he quips his way into trouble and BSs his way out again-all while vibing to the perfect playlist.This book was previously published as So You Survived the End of the World: 2 *NOTE: This is an upper YA post-apocalyptic series is suited to older teens and adults. This book contains mild swearing, some innuendo, a bit of drinking, and moderate violence.
The Stream Team
Never back down, never give up! Fortnite meets The Avengers in this epically awesome adventure. Thirteen-year-old Teddy Habib and his friends are recruited to join a league of other gamers to save the world from a huge bug that's infecting longtime gamers and beginners alike, from the creative brains of gaming star NickEh30 and New York Times bestselling author E. C. Myers! Never back down, never give up! Thirteen-year-old Teddy Habib dreams of being a pro gamer. He just never expected he'd end up in the big leagues. And no, not the big esports competitions, like NickEh30. Big leagues as in if he doesn't win this game, the world as we know it is doomed. When a mysterious new game developer unleashes a bug that's turning everyone into the "Glitched," the government's Special Division steps in. They recruit Teddy; his best friend, Stackz; Teddy's loyal and surprisingly cuddly German shepherd, Rocco; the indomitable TeenyTerrorPlays; and the agile Keke_Klutch to infiltrate the game. But if the Stream Team fails . . . well, it's GAME OVER. The Stream Team: Battle Squad is the first book in an epic new series by pro Fortnite streamer NickEh30 and New York Times bestselling author E.C. Myers. With stunning chapter header illustrations and cover art by renowned artist Ronaldo Barata (known for his cover work with Five Nights at Freddy's and interior art of Afro Unicorn: The Land of Afronia), this series opener is action-packed, tons of fun, and definitely NOT a glitch in the system. Plus, it's perfect for fans of Dustin Brady (Trapped in a Video Game and Escape from a Video Game), Andrea Towers (Gamer Girls), E.C. Myers's own work with RWBY and Five Night's at Freddy's, and of course, gamers who love Minecraft, Battlefront, Apex Legends, Overwatch, Halo, Call of Duty, and Super Smash Bros. Features a Dyslexia-friendly font that follows the guidelines laid out by Nothing Comic About Dyslexia. Text format appeals to neurodivergent and neurotypical readers alike. Also available in ebook and audio. "Teamwork's the name of the game in this action-packed romp." - Kirkus
The Stream Team
Never back down, never give up! Fortnite meets The Avengers in this epically awesome adventure. Thirteen-year-old Teddy Habib and his friends are recruited to join a league of other gamers to save the world from a huge bug that's infecting longtime gamers and beginners alike, from the creative brains of gaming star NickEh30 and New York Times bestselling author E. C. Myers! Never back down, never give up! Thirteen-year-old Teddy Habib dreams of being a pro gamer. He just never expected he'd end up in the big leagues. And no, not the big esports competitions, like NickEh30. Big leagues as in if he doesn't win this game, the world as we know it is doomed. When a mysterious new game developer unleashes a bug that's turning everyone into the "Glitched," the government's Special Division steps in. They recruit Teddy; his best friend, Stackz; Teddy's loyal and surprisingly cuddly German shepherd, Rocco; the indomitable TeenyTerrorPlays; and the agile Keke_Klutch to infiltrate the game. But if the Stream Team fails . . . well, it's GAME OVER. The Stream Team: Battle Squad is the first book in an epic new series by pro Fortnite streamer NickEh30 and New York Times bestselling author E. C. Myers. With stunning chapter header illustrations and cover art by renowned artist Ronaldo Barata (known for his cover work with Five Nights at Freddy's and interior art of Afro Unicorn: The Land of Afronia), this series opener is action-packed, tons of fun, and definitely NOT a glitch in the system. Plus, it's perfect for fans of Dustin Brady (Trapped in a Video Game and Escape from a Video Game), Andrea Towers (Gamer Girls), E.C. Myers's own work with RWBY and Five Night's at Freddy's, and of course, gamers who love Minecraft, Battlefront, Apex Legends, Overwatch, Halo, Call of Duty, and Super Smash Bros. Features a Dyslexia-friendly font that follows the guidelines laid out by Nothing Comic About Dyslexia. Text format appeals to neurodivergent and neurotypical readers alike.
Surprise Dinosaur!
Everyone loves surprises, right? But what if the surprise is a dinosaur? In this hilarious story, a T. Rex learns how to make surprises fun for everyone.This is just a regular story about a nice town, and some kids who go to school, and some other people. It's not about a SURPRISE DINOSAUR who likes to show up when you least expect it! And it's not about a dinosaur who is SURPRISED when everyone gets scared and runs away and...Wait, don't run away! Don't you like surprises? Everyone loves surprises! Don't they?
Summer of Rocks
Three sisters spend an adventure-filled summer in the West Coast wilderness, exploring rock quarries, escaping bear attacks, and fighting over space in the backseat of the family pickup truck.It's the summer of 1990, and Amy (age 11), Beth (age 9), and Marion (age 6) are in for the family vacation of a lifetime. No, they're not going Disneyland, Hawaii, or on a Caribbean cruise. No, they're not flying to Germany to collect pieces of the Berlin Wall.They will be looking at rocks, though. Lots of rocks. So many rocks.You see, when your father is a geologist, that's what you do on your summer vacation (as the author knows from her own childhood road trips with her geologist father). You drive for days to the British Columbia-Yukon border, strapped in the backseat of the family truck with your sisters, fighting over the Gameboy, listening to your parents tell you "fascinating" facts about the scenery, playing the Little Mermaid soundtrack on a loop, and trying not to get elbowed in the face. Doesn't that sound like a dream vacation? Well, it's no luxury trip, but it has its highlights--from camping under the stars to wading in natural hot springs to flying a helicopter! And for Amy, Beth, and Marion, the memories they make along the way will last a lifetime. At least that's what their parents tell them...
