Surprise Dinosaur!
Everyone loves surprises, right? But what if the surprise is a dinosaur? In this hilarious story, a T. Rex learns how to make surprises fun for everyone.This is just a regular story about a nice town, and some kids who go to school, and some other people. It's not about a SURPRISE DINOSAUR who likes to show up when you least expect it! And it's not about a dinosaur who is SURPRISED when everyone gets scared and runs away and...Wait, don't run away! Don't you like surprises? Everyone loves surprises! Don't they?
So You Want to Rob the Bandit Queen
Bandits are deadly, but the past is a jerk...Two things Sebastian Yun never in a million years would have put on his bucket list: Sneaking into the Bandit Queen's stronghold and dredging up his less-than-awesome past. And yet here he is.It's just his luck that his rushed heist coincides with an unusual bandit competition. When he's caught mid-theft, inserting himself into their fierce contest may be his only chance of escaping this mess with his head still attached to his neck.But while cut-throat raiders are scary, it's confronting a blast from his past that he'd bend time and space to avoid. Because there's only one person with the power to decimate him, and she's determined to see him again...Leap into this quirky installment of the Monk & Robot meets Twisted Metal and Fallout series full of characters you'll get way too attached to. If you like zany adventures, unconventional storytelling, and rowdy rogues, then you'll love this futuristic post-apocalyptic short read!Scroll up and click BUY NOW to join Sebastian as he quips his way into trouble and BSs his way out again-all while vibing to the perfect playlist.This book was previously published as So You Survived the End of the World: 3. *NOTE: This is an upper YA post-apocalyptic series is suited to older teens and adults. This book contains mild swearing, some innuendo, a bit of drinking, and moderate violence.
The Stream Team
Never back down, never give up! Fortnite meets The Avengers in this epically awesome adventure. Thirteen-year-old Teddy Habib and his friends are recruited to join a league of other gamers to save the world from a huge bug that's infecting longtime gamers and beginners alike, from the creative brains of gaming star NickEh30 and New York Times bestselling author E. C. Myers! Never back down, never give up! Thirteen-year-old Teddy Habib dreams of being a pro gamer. He just never expected he'd end up in the big leagues. And no, not the big esports competitions, like NickEh30. Big leagues as in if he doesn't win this game, the world as we know it is doomed. When a mysterious new game developer unleashes a bug that's turning everyone into the "Glitched," the government's Special Division steps in. They recruit Teddy; his best friend, Stackz; Teddy's loyal and surprisingly cuddly German shepherd, Rocco; the indomitable TeenyTerrorPlays; and the agile Keke_Klutch to infiltrate the game. But if the Stream Team fails . . . well, it's GAME OVER. The Stream Team: Battle Squad is the first book in an epic new series by pro Fortnite streamer NickEh30 and New York Times bestselling author E. C. Myers. With stunning chapter header illustrations and cover art by renowned artist Ronaldo Barata (known for his cover work with Five Nights at Freddy's and interior art of Afro Unicorn: The Land of Afronia), this series opener is action-packed, tons of fun, and definitely NOT a glitch in the system. Plus, it's perfect for fans of Dustin Brady (Trapped in a Video Game and Escape from a Video Game), Andrea Towers (Gamer Girls), E.C. Myers's own work with RWBY and Five Night's at Freddy's, and of course, gamers who love Minecraft, Battlefront, Apex Legends, Overwatch, Halo, Call of Duty, and Super Smash Bros. Features a Dyslexia-friendly font that follows the guidelines laid out by Nothing Comic About Dyslexia. Text format appeals to neurodivergent and neurotypical readers alike.
So Your Biggest Fan is a Body Snatcher
When a groupie takes "fanatical" to a monstrous level...People all across the post-apocalyptic wasteland love Sebastian Yun and his self-imposed mission to share his dope tunes across the airways. Not counting, of course, the angry mob that chases him from town slinging curses and blaster fire.The situation goes from bad to worse after the narrow escape leaves him and his long-suffering-and very fed up-traveling companion stranded in the middle of nowhere in the dead of night. He should be thrilled by the sudden appearance of an excited fan who clearly appreciates his genius...If only this diehard didn't come in the form of a gruesome body-snatching creature of evil who preys upon mankind. Sebastian thought that a town without 90s hip hop was scary, but he'll have to think fast and shoot faster or he'll find himself with an unwanted cranium-mate wrapped around his brain. Will Sebastian escape his rabid admirer? Or is it about to get real crowded in his already chaotic head?Dive into this thrilling installment of the Monk & Robot meets Twisted Metal and Fallout series full of characters you'll get way too attached to. If you like bantering companions, quirky humor, and creepy monsters, then you'll love this futuristic post-apocalyptic short read!Scroll up and click BUY NOW to join Sebastian as he quips his way into trouble and BSs his way out again-all while vibing to the perfect playlist.This book was previously published as So You Survived the End of the World: 2 *NOTE: This is an upper YA post-apocalyptic series is suited to older teens and adults. This book contains mild swearing, some innuendo, a bit of drinking, and moderate violence.
Summer of Rocks
Three sisters spend an adventure-filled summer in the West Coast wilderness, exploring rock quarries, escaping bear attacks, and fighting over space in the backseat of the family pickup truck.It's the summer of 1990, and Amy (age 11), Beth (age 9), and Marion (age 6) are in for the family vacation of a lifetime. No, they're not going Disneyland, Hawaii, or on a Caribbean cruise. No, they're not flying to Germany to collect pieces of the Berlin Wall.They will be looking at rocks, though. Lots of rocks. So many rocks.You see, when your father is a geologist, that's what you do on your summer vacation (as the author knows from her own childhood road trips with her geologist father). You drive for days to the British Columbia-Yukon border, strapped in the backseat of the family truck with your sisters, fighting over the Gameboy, listening to your parents tell you "fascinating" facts about the scenery, playing the Little Mermaid soundtrack on a loop, and trying not to get elbowed in the face. Doesn't that sound like a dream vacation? Well, it's no luxury trip, but it has its highlights--from camping under the stars to wading in natural hot springs to flying a helicopter! And for Amy, Beth, and Marion, the memories they make along the way will last a lifetime. At least that's what their parents tell them...
Five Nights at Freddy's Stickerpedia
A 100% official collectible sticker book filled with terrifying images from all corners of the Five Nights at Freddy's universe!The most horrifying animatronics, locations, and artifacts from Five Nights at Freddy's are all here in this book featuring over 100 stickers. With blueprints, trivia, and Easter eggs throughout, this fresh new format is sure to attract Freddy fans of all ages. Fans can match the stickers to the descriptions of their favorite characters... and save the extra stickers for their laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and more!
Stalactite & Stalagmite
A Caldecott Honor Book Four starred reviews! "Both gloriously expansive and goofy--in short, everything young readers could ask for." --Kirkus Reviews (starred review) A hilarious and thought-provoking picture book about two little cave rock formations who witness the entire history of the world, perfect for fans of Oliver Jeffers, Jon Klassen, and Mac Barnett. DRIP. DRIP. DRIP. Time flies for two charming little cave nubs, Stalactite and Stalagmite. Over millions of years, creatures and things pass in and out of their cave, everything from a trilobite, an ichthyostega, and a triceratops, to a ground sloth and a bat. When you are an ageless rock formation, it's nice to have a friend who's always there. But what will happen when the two nubs grow enough to finally touch?
Bird Bath
Meet a bird, in need of a bath! From the award-winning creator of the Mr. Panda series, with over 1 million copies sold worldwide, comes the second book in Steve Antony's new and exciting picture book series for young children--and their grownups. These four mucky birds are in need of a bath! They've got soap, shampoo and a big bottle of bubble bath, but can they be trusted not to use it all? And will they keep the water inside the tub? Well, at least they'll be squeaky clean! The real trouble is, when bath time is this much fun, absolutely EVERYONE wants to get in! Clever and utterly relatable, with a playful, pitch-perfect text, these books take a fresh look at key childhood moments, emotions, and milestones--like learning to take a bath--with humor and simplicity.
Hog Baller
Meet Hog Baller-a kid with a big love for basketball. He gets a new net; he practices every day. He dreams of making the school team; he wants to be the best. But at the tryouts, something goes wrong. He learns a hard lesson-basketball is about more than just him. It's about passing; it's about teamwork. Join Hog Baller as he discovers what it truly means to be part of a team. This story is perfect for young sports fans learning the value of playing together.If you loved "Hog Baller," check out other books in the Baller series as they tackle the challenges and triumphs of the basketball journey. With relatable characters and powerful messages, these books are perfect for kids who love basketball and anyone looking to overcome obstacles and achieve their goals. https: //lilballerbooks.com/
Quest-terrestrials Vol.1
An award-winning story about space adventure, friendship and farts! Quest-terrestrials explore life and celebrate it with others, no matter where you come from.
Cat Nap
It's bedtime for this little cat! From the award-winning creator of the Mr. Panda series, with over 1 million copies sold worldwide, comes the first book in Steve Antony's new and exciting picture book series for young children--and their grownups. This little cat needs a nap, but it's hard to find time for sleep when you're busy playing! Will he ever close his eyes? Clever and utterly relatable, with a playful, pitch-perfect text, these books take a fresh look at key childhood moments, emotions, and milestones--like learning to settle down for a nap or bedtime--with humor and simplicity.
What's Scarier Than Thunder?
For fans of I'm Not Scared, You're Scared, comes a hilarious picture book about using humor to combat fear, from actor and director Ben Falcone. It's time for bed, but Claire can't fall asleep. There's a storm outside, and the thunder is so loud and scary! Good thing her parents are there to help. They tell Claire there's no reason to be afraid. After all, there are plenty of things that are scarier than thunder...like a scorpion named Finn who plays the violin! A snake with big fangs and uneven bangs! And a dragon named Rance with ants in his pants! The hilarious list gets more and more outsized, building on itself in the most outrageous ways possible, until Claire is giggling herself right to sleep. Actor/Director/Writer Ben Falcone delivers a delightfully silly story--brought to bouncy life by Kevin Cornell--that reminds us that sometimes a good belly laugh is just the thing you need.
Annabelle and the Spaghetti-Confetti Surprise
Meet Annabelle, a pint-sized party planner with big ideas!Annabelle, party planner extraordinaire, is working hard on her biggest project yet: the neighborhood block party! With every detail checked--and rechecked--Annabelle's party is ready to impress even the grouchiest of guests. Except for one thing: to pull off her fabulous grand-finale surprise, Annabelle will need some help from her brother, Anthony. But when Anthony's big headphones get in the way of Annabelle's important instructions, it's total chaos! Is Annabelle's perfect party ruined? Or is it TONS OF FUN? Find out in this delightful and hilarious story of misheard words and animal mayhem.
Fire Boy: Pants on Fire
A laugh-out-loud story about unexpected superpowers, magical sweets, friendship and a cat named Lemon - perfect for fans of My Brother is a Superhero and The Parent Agency. Aidan (aka Fire Boy) has finally started to master his fiery super-power (obtained after accidentally eating a sweet filled with the juice of a magical Incan tree) and is thrilling the crowds at the circus. But with a newspaper prowling around investigating how Fire Boy really flies, his beloved circus about to leave him behind in London, and a pet cat that can now turn in to a tiger (thanks to eating one of those magical sweets herself), Aidan still has quite a bit to be dealing with... Then the news leaks that a supervillain is on the loose, so Aidan, his friends Sadie and Hussein, and the circus all flee to New York City. But will they be able to protect the priceless remaining sweets, stop Lemon from terrorising the local bird population and stay alive long enough to finish the school year? Find out in the sequel to the 'snortingly funny' (Booktrust) Fire Boy!
Jamie McFlair Vs the Boyband Generator
"Funny, zany, the right amount of cheeky and answers that BIG question - what is really going on with 'Boy Band hair?'" - Jenny Pearson, bestselling author of The Super Miraculous Journey of Freddie Yates Four best friends, two boybands, and an evil uncle with a monstrous secret - what could possibly go wrong? KID NORMAL meets BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT in this hilarious new series for 8+ readers. This story begins with a snoring pug, a forgetful grandma, and the hero of this adventure in a really bad mood. There is also a goose on the loose. We just wanted to warn you. Jamie McFlair's favourite band got a slot performing on the country's biggest talent show, but it went wrong thanks to Barry Bigtime (in an 'incident' involving a chocolate milkshake and worn underpants - don't ask). Barry is a music big shot, all round nasty man...and Jamie's Uncle. The next day, he launches his own massive new band and Jamie smells a rat. With the help of three trusty best friends - popular Daisy, no-nonsense Jenners, and timid Mel - Jamie vows to uncover Barry's dastardly plan. But Jamie doesn't know about BARRY'S SECRET. A secret that is TERRIBLE and SHOCKING and VERY STRANGE. There's something hidden in Barry's basement - a machine that is the key to his musical success. But what happens when the boyband generator goes wrong? We'll give you a clue: it is NOT GOOD and THE ENTIRE WORLD is at risk. Can Jamie stop Barry Bigtime before it's too late?
My Lips, Her Voice
Copper City's bloody history is steeped in ghost stories and whispers of serial killers, but three girls have caught the attention of something far more sinister.A grandmother tormented by visions tried to warn the town, but no one listened. Now, a haunted inheritance has passed to her granddaughters, Audrey and Mara. When Mara's body is discovered in the old mine, Audrey fears her grandmother's premonition is manifesting.The nightmare begins as Mara's spirit returns-lurking under Audrey's skin, hellbent on vengeance and desperate to rekindle things with her former girlfriend, Zadie. Willing to hijack Audrey's body to get what she wants, Mara drags them both into a deadly pursuit.When another girl in town goes missing, Audrey, Mara, and Zadie know the killer has struck again. In a fight to solve Mara's death and uncover the mystery of disappearances in Copper City, the girls soon find themselves at war with each other. How do you survive long enough to hunt a murderer on the loose if the person inside you might kill you first?
Ticket to Ride(tm) an Unexpected Journey
All aboard the journey of a lifetime! Ticket to Ride is an immensely popular board game where players test their skills in teamwork, strategy, and luck. This new, 100% official, and high stakesTicket to Ride book will whisk readers all throughout the North America, is perfect for fans of all ages, with black-and-white illustrations by artist David Miles and chilling, pulse-pounding prose by bestselling author Adrienne Kress. To say twelve-year-old Teddy loves trains is an understatement. He is obsessed. He knows everything there is to know about them, has the most amazing model train setup in the basement, and he carries around a classic caboose, a small model of a caboose of a 19th century steam engine that he received as a birthday gift. It's his good luck charm! So when Teddy wins a Ticket To Ride the Excelsior Express in a writing contest, he can't wait. The Excelsior Express is a train that's modeled to look like it's from the 1920's but is outfitted with a high-tech locomotive system. This will be the train's flagship journey, and it's a dream come true for Teddy. Plus, he'll get to see his grandparents in Los Angeles, and travel all across North America from his hometown of Toronto, Canada. Wait . . . dream come true? Or maybe a nightmare. When the train gets rerouted from Omaha to Pittsburgh, at first, Teddy doesn't think anything of it. Trains get rerouted all of the time. But then the train gets rerouted again. What's more, his lucky caboose is missing. As it turns out, this ticket to ride takes Teddy, his new friend Olivia, a woman always dressed in yellow named Mina, two traveling musicians named Allie and Dex, and their fellow passengers on an unexpected journey and through some pretty hefty corporate corruption. Based on the hit board game, Ticket to Ride, author Adrienne Kress weaves fascinating story with adventure in this book that's full of mystery, adventure, and friendship, in a style reminiscent of Lemony Snicket and Roald Dahl. Illustrator David Miles's spot art leaps off the page . . . and onto a train track. Fans of Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events and Adrienne's own Bendy and the Ink Machine novels will love this series. "With a crisp, engaging voice and sharp wit, Adrienne Kress is always a treat to read." - Kelley Armstrong, #1 New York Times Bestselling Author
Leonard Grows a Haunted Garden
A cheerful ghost grows a boo-tiful (and totally not haunted) springtime garden in this laugh-out-loud picture book--the perfect gift for Easter, Halloween, or year-round fun. Leonard the cheerful, can-do ghost is growing his family a garden. The other ghosts want it to be the scariest garden EVER! But the more Leonard sows, the less creepy their new garden seems. He plants flowers that are pretty instead of putrid, and installs bird feeders instead of bat boxes. Has Leonard made a grave mistake? Or will this botanical surprise blossom into a spook-tacular delight? From Bill Martin Jr. Picture Book Award winner Mike Ciccotello, spring has sprung in this charming story about family, gardening, and a determined ghost with a green thumb. Leonard Grows a Haunted Garden is perfect for fans of Gustavo the Shy Ghost, The Creepy Carrots, and Millie Fleur's Poison Garden. If you loved Leonard Grows a Haunted Garden, then you'll love Leonard Builds a Haunted House, another high-spirited picture book starring Leonard and his family of ghosts.
Ticket to Ride(tm) an Unexpected Journey
All aboard the journey of a lifetime! Ticket to Ride is an immensely popular board game where players test their skills in teamwork, strategy, and luck. This new, 100% official, and high stakesTicket to Ride book will whisk readers all throughout the North America, is perfect for fans of all ages, with black-and-white illustrations by artist David Miles and chilling, pulse-pounding prose by bestselling author Adrienne Kress. To say twelve-year-old Teddy loves trains is an understatement. He is obsessed. He knows everything there is to know about them, has the most amazing model train setup in the basement, and he carries around a classic caboose, a small model of a caboose of a 19th century steam engine that he received as a birthday gift. It's his good luck charm! So when Teddy wins a Ticket To Ride the Excelsior Express in a writing contest, he can't wait. The Excelsior Express is a train that's modeled to look like it's from the 1920's but is outfitted with a high-tech locomotive system. This will be the train's flagship journey, and it's a dream come true for Teddy. Plus, he'll get to see his grandparents in Los Angeles, and travel all across North America from his hometown of Toronto, Canada. Wait . . . dream come true? Or maybe a nightmare. When the train gets rerouted from Omaha to Pittsburgh, at first, Teddy doesn't think anything of it. Trains get rerouted all of the time. But then the train gets rerouted again. What's more, his lucky caboose is missing. As it turns out, this ticket to ride takes Teddy, his new friend Olivia, a woman always dressed in yellow named Mina, two traveling musicians named Allie and Dex, and their fellow passengers on an unexpected journey and through some pretty hefty corporate corruption. Based on the hit board game, Ticket to Ride, author Adrienne Kress weaves fascinating story with adventure in this book that's full of mystery, adventure, and friendship, in a style reminiscent of Lemony Snicket and Roald Dahl. Illustrator David Miles's spot art leaps off the page . . . and onto a train track. Fans of Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events and Adrienne's own Bendy and the Ink Machine novels will love this series. "With a crisp, engaging voice and sharp wit, Adrienne Kress is always a treat to read." - Kelley Armstrong, #1 New York Times Bestselling Author
My Weird School Special: I'm a Poet and I Know It!
With more than 35 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! A.J. must figure out how to write the best poem to win a contest in this My Weird School Special from New York Times bestselling author Dan Gutman and veteran illustrator Jim Paillot.To celebrate National Poetry Month, Ella Mentry School will have a schoolwide poem-writing contest, and all the students have to enter. There's just one problem: A.J. has no time for rhymes!But when an amazing secret prize is revealed, will A.J. be inspired to write a winning poem? And can he beat Little Miss Know-It-All Andrea--the best poet in school?Dan Gutman's signature kid-friendly sense of humor and Jim Paillot's fun illustrations are perfectly blended in this weird poetry special you won't want to miss--featuring bonus poetry writing tips from A.J. and Andrea, games, puzzles, and more!
Robinson's New Thing
Calling all kid collectors! Julia Mills, the acclaimed creator of I Am Stuck, spins a funny new adventure about Robinson the raccoon, who loves to collect things. But when he meets a new friend, he discovers that memories and experiences make for the best collection of all. Perfect for fans of Memory Jars and In a Jar.Robinson the raccoon loves to collect things--big and small. His collection is amazing. One day he collects a shell that turns out to be . . . Rosie the snail! Rosie is not impressed by Robinson's stuff, and she takes him to see what she collects: breezes on the hilltop, the bubbles in the stream, and the magnificent northern lights. Robinson soon realizes that the best things to hold on to aren't always things--instead, experiences with friends will last a lifetime.
Maple's Formula for Victory
Perfect for fans of Dork Diaries and Emmie & Friends, this second book in a diary-style illustrated middle grade series follows an anxious, science-minded sixth grader into the high-stakes world of middle school track. Sixth-grader Maple has received absolutely devastating, world-shaking news: her health class fitness test has scored her at a fifth-grade level. That's a whole grade level below where she should be. Having all her life been an overachiever--and fitness being an extremely important part of her twenty-year plan to become an astronaut like her hero Jackie Grand--Maple knows she has to fix this ASAP. Maple and Lada decide to join the track team to improve their fitness scores, but they encounter new (and frankly unpleasant) variables like changing in locker rooms and periods. And when it turns out Lada is good at track, and her competitive spirit starts to change her, Maple is sent into a tailspin over her own performance and what it means if she can't--literally and figuratively--keep up with her classmates.
