Rocky the Little Lobster Boat
Rocky is a lobster boat that is smaller than most of the other lobster boats. His crew boards him every morning, and they go out lobstering together, and Rocky couldn't be happier. But while Rocky is content, sometimes the bigger boats make fun of him, and he wonders what he can do to prove himself.The answer comes with a terrible ocean storm one night. The big dragger Quest is broken free from his mooring by the wind, and the only one who can save him is little Rocky. Steeling his nerves and throttling full speed ahead, Rocky plunges into the stormy waves to save a new friend and show he's just as capable as everyone else.
The Labyrinth of Lost and Found
Doll Bones meets Skandar and the Unicorn Thief in this spooky, illustrated middle grade novel about a boy who doesn't believe in magic discovering a supernatural world full of danger. It began with a crack in the wall. Eleven-year-old Benjamiah Creek believes in science, logic, and the power of reason. He definitely does not believe in magic. But when he receives a mysterious doll in the mail--a doll that can transform into a bird--he is led into an impossible (and most definitely magical) realm: Wreathenwold. Wreathenwold is dangerous and holds many secrets within its labyrinthine walls--magi prowl, Hanged Men stalk, and at the center of its shifting streets lurks the Minotaur, a beastly creature and object of terror. In no time at all, Benjamiah is swept into a perilous adventure with the fierce and brilliant Elizabella, a girl determined to solve the disappearance of her missing brother, who may be caught up in a decades-old conspiracy that could doom them all. Will Benjamiah ever find his way home? Or will he be lost forever in the labyrinth?
The Adventures of Pinocchio
Carlo Collodi's "The Adventures of Pinocchio" is a seminal work in children's literature that intertwines fantasy with moral lessons, utilizing a picaresque narrative style. Set in a late 19th-century Italy, the story follows the wooden puppet Pinocchio who longs to become a real boy, navigating a realm filled with anthropomorphic creatures and moral quandaries. Collodi deftly employs vivid imagery and playful dialogue, reflecting the Socratic ideals of education and personal growth, thus embedding ethical dilemmas within an engaging narrative that captivates both children and adults alike. Collodi, born Carlo Lorenzini, drew on his own experiences as a journalist and a children's book author to craft this timeless tale. His cultural background, coupled with the socio-political landscape of Italy during his lifetime, influenced his portrayal of Pinocchio as a figure representative of both rebellion and redemption. Rooted in folk tales and the oral storytelling tradition, Collodi's work represents a departure from didactic children's literature, favoring a more nuanced exploration of human experiences and moral complexity. For readers seeking not just entertainment but also a deep reflection on ethics and the journey of self-discovery, "The Adventures of Pinocchio" remains an indispensable text. Its enduring themes and layers of meaning offer rich insights, making it a worthy addition to any literary collection.
She Is a Haunting
William C. Morris Debut Award FinalistInstant New York Times and Indie Bestseller This house eats and is eaten . . . "A riveting debut from a remarkable new voice! Trang Thanh Tran weaves an impressive gothic mystery in which Jade's father is determined to restore a decrepit home to its former glory and Jade is the only person who feels the soul-crushing devastation of colonialism lingering within its walls." --Angeline Boulley, #1 New York Times bestselling author of The Firekeeper's Daughter A House with a terrifying appetite haunts a broken family in this atmospheric horror, perfect for fans of Mexican Gothic. When Jade Nguyen arrives in Vietnam for a visit with her estranged father, she has one goal: survive five weeks pretending to be a happy family in the French colonial house Ba is restoring. She's always lied to fit in, so if she's straight enough, Vietnamese enough, American enough, she can get out with the college money he promised. But the house has other plans. Night after night, Jade wakes up paralyzed. The walls exude a thrumming sound while bugs leave their legs and feelers in places they don't belong. She finds curious traces of her ancestors in the gardens they once tended. And at night Jade can't ignore the ghost of the beautiful bride who leaves cryptic warnings: Don't eat. Neither Ba nor her sweet sister Lily believe that there is anything strange happening. With help from a delinquent girl, Jade will prove this house--the home they have always wanted--will not rest until it destroys them. Maybe, this time, she can keep her family together. As she roots out the house's rot, she must also face the truth of who she is and who she must become to save them all.
Practice Makes Perfect ?
Little Ray has a passion for both football and math problems. He's also passionate about helping others and standing up for what's right. When he stands up to the class bully, he finds himself squaring off against him in a football match and over math that will sum everything up in a way neither of them expected.
Chains of Fate
In a small mountain town, three people's lives change forever. Jessie Lawrence arrives in Solace with the hope of having a normal high school life and keeping her powers under control. Fox Wheeler heads to town to destroy a seal into another realm in his desire for revenge. Zen Agent 33 goes to Solace to protect humanity and remember who he is before his own bloodline destroys his humanity.
Skating on Mars
A heartwarming debut from author Caroline Huntoon about a young figure skater discovering who they are on and off the ice. Life isn't easy on twelve-year-old Mars. As if seventh grade isn't hard enough, Mars is also grappling with the recent death of their father and a realization they never got to share with him: they're nonbinary. But with their skates laced up and the ice under their feet, all of those struggles melt away. When Mars' triple toe loop draws the attention of a high school hot shot, he dares them to skate as a boy so the two can compete head-to-head. Unable to back down from a challenge, Mars accepts. But as competition draws near, the struggles of life off the rink start to complicate their performance in the rink, and Mars begins to second guess if there's a place for them on the ice at all. Skating on Mars is a tender examination of grief and a hopeful middle grade tale of self-discovery. "This timely, triumphant novel about figure skating, identity, loss, and love will move and entertain readers--and it might just inspire them to find their own ways to change the world. " --Laurie Morrison, author of Up for Air and Coming Up Short
Can You See What I See?: Curiosity Shop (from the Creator of I Spy)
Join in the amazing picture-puzzle curiosity quest for hidden objects from the bestselling creator of the Can You See What I See? series and photographer of the international bestselling I SPY series.In this search-and-find adventure, inquisitive readers will explore all the tantalizing collections in the Curiosity Shop. Could the mountains of items and optical illusions throughout the pages actually be contained in one miniature building? Find out in Can You See What I See?: Curiosity Shop.Readers of all ages will welcome the twelve exciting photographs with fascinating objects, along with the challenging rhyming text with lists of items to seek and find.
Story of the Everything, the Nothing, and Other Strange Stories
Once upon a time there was a Nothing.In this Nothing there was NOTHING.There weren't dragons, witches, elves, astronauts, policemen, sharks, or little mice...So begins Gyula G獺bor T籀th's book of whimsical stories that whisks readers away to lands of paradox and play: to a place where anything can happen, one where everything exists all at once, and another where nothing exists at all. "What else do you think wasn't in this Nothing?"Fantastical and full of wit, these short fable-like tales prompt children to reflect on the unfamiliar features of the seemingly familiar world around us. Norbert Nagy, one of the most prominent Hungarian graphic artists, sets dramatic moments from T籀th's text against a surreal, often humorous illustrated landscape, creating a stunning visual world for this award-winning book.
Wild & Woolly
Alice likes her life exactly the way it is. At home she has Mumsie, and at boarding school she has her alien-obsessed best friend and roommate Sally, and she doesn't see why anything should have to change. Then - everything starts to. Sally decides that Alice needs to have an adventure and signs them up for a school trip: a week of archery, raft building, and zip-wiring (with the chance of alien watching) in the great outdoors. Alice doesn't see what's so great about it, especially when she finds out Nadia her once best friend turned enemy who never misses the chance to torment her, is also signed up for the trip. But now she has bigger issues. What began months ago as a small white lie is about to become a BIG problem and Alice only has five days to fix her mistake - before the truth gets out. What more could possibly go wrong?
Two Wheels
When you're the youngest child in a bike-loving family, two wheels are the prize in this jaunty story with special appeal for kids just learning to ride a bike. Tricycles have three wheels and training bikes have four, but what this little boy wants most of all is a bike with two wheels! Dad has one for any occasion, and he knows just how to get his son ready. With practice, patience, and more than a little courage, the dream of a family who rides together--everyone on two wheels!--might just come true. David Gibb's warmhearted text and Brizida Magro's fresh, whimsical illustrations capture the magic moment when kids first tame two wobbly wheels and pedal off on their own.
Josh Won't Wash
We all remember that childhood phase of eschewing bath time. But what happens when our own kids decide dirt is a badge of honour? This playful book meets little ones in the muck and mire of their no-wash zone, taking parents along on the messy ride. Infused with humour about a universal childhood ritual, Washing Woes breaks the cleanliness standoff gently. It highlights, through chuckles not chiding, the very grown-up importance of washing up. No heavy-handed lecturing here! Instead, this book meets children where they are while bringing parents laughter and wisdom. Whether your offspring is currently waging war with water or would just enjoy giggling through the tribulations of a dirt-loving tyke not unlike themselves, Washing Woes delivers fun for all. It reminds us that while the path to cleanliness brings some funny detours, the destination is a very good place to be. So settle in alongside some sudsy showdown stories, and appreciate anew the critical life lesson masked in bubbly delight: dirty kid today makes for healthy adult tomorrow. Happy washing!
A Day at the Beach with the Very Hungry Caterpillar
Spend a day at the beach with The Very Hungry Caterpillar! It's time for some fun in the sun! Play with beach toys, collect seashells, and splash in the water in this tabbed board book with easy-to-flip tabs, easy-to-read text, and easy-to-love Eric Carle art featuring The Very Hungry Caterpillar.
Catch Zoo Later
A very unlucky kid's suspiciously uneventful class trip to the zoo takes a turn for the unfortunate in the third book in The Very Worst Ever chapter book series! On a class field trip to the zoo, [REDACTED] can't help but feel a little worried. Not because of the razor-toothed tigers or gigantic, suspicious giraffes or even the way his friend Jake is eating way too many sweets, but because NOTHING IS GOING WRONG! The absence of his usual misfortune has him on edge, but when he walks into the reptile hideout, [REDACTED] quickly realizes this trip has been doomed from the gecko. With easy-to-read language and illustrations on almost every page, The Very Worst Ever chapter books are perfect for emerging readers.
If I Drove an Ice Cream Truck--By the Cat in the Hat
The Cat in the Hat imagines driving an ice cream truck with Thing One and Thing Two as his helpers in this hilarious new Beginner Book, the follow-up to If I Were Saint Nick by the Cat in the Hat! COMING IN 2026--A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE STARRING BILL HADER AS THE CAT IN THE HAT No one's immune to the jingle of an ice cream truck--even the Cat in the Hat! And in this funny easy-reader, the Cat imagines driving his own. Hop on for a wild ride as he whips up magical Glow Cones that light up, wobbly Shake-a-Lot Shakes with tiny legs, super-cold Slushies that could freeze a swimming pool, and loads more yummy, zany treats!" A perfect, cheerful choice for summer reading and gift giving, this rhymed beginning reader will delight Dr. Seuss fans, Cat in the Hat-fanciers, and ice cream-lovers young and old! Beginner Books are fun, funny, and easy to read! Launched by Dr. Seuss in 1957 with the publication of The Cat in the Hat, this beloved early reader series motivates children to read on their own by using simple words with illustrations that give clues to their meaning. Featuring a combination of kid appeal, supportive vocabulary, and bright, cheerful art, Beginner Books will encourage a love of reading in children.
The Serious Goose
Can you make the Serious Goose laugh? This playful and funny board book by Jimmy Kimmel challenges kids to make the silliest faces they can in the mirror inside--and crack up this no-nonsense goose! This board book, written, illustrated, and lettered by late-night host Jimmy Kimmel, challenges young readers to bring the silly out of a very Serious Goose. Inspired by Jimmy's nickname for his kids, The Serious Goose reminds us to be silly in a serious way. With shorter text and sturdy pages, this simplified edition is perfect for little hands! This delightful read-aloud is guaranteed to create gaggles of giggles time and time again!
Richard Scarry's Cars and Trucks Fold-And-Find!
Search for Richard Scarry's wild and wacky cars and trucks in this interactive Busytown fold-and-find storybook! Introduce babies and toddlers to Cars and Trucks and the Busy world of Richard Scarry with books made just for them! Perfect for children ages 2-5! Richard Scarry's Busytown is a busy, busy place with so much to see and do. Now children ages two to five can join the fun with this fold-and-find book. Kids can open the gatefold pages and search for their favorite cars and trucks on each spread! A great way to introduce children to Officer Flossy, Dingo Dog and other characters in Richard Scarry's Busytown.
The Super Sports Society Vol. 1
Two best friends. One spot on the baseball team. And a giant, looming, SMELLY turd tank. What could possibly go wrong? This is the first illustrated chapter book in a laugh-out-loud funny series told in dual point-of-view that's about friendship, teamwork, and the occasional fart joke. PFFFT. Fans of The Last Kids on Earth, Big Nate, and The Secret Zoo will love The Super Sports Society. Eleven-year-old Tommy has dreamed of being on the Bulldogs sports team forever. The Bulldogs eat, breathe, and fart sports. They're part of the elusive Super Sports Society in his hometown, and Tommy knows that if he makes the team, he'll be set up for life. Meanwhile, Pel would rather be at home gaming in the air conditioning, but his mom decided that he has to "be a role model" to his little siblings (ugh!), and now he's trying out for the Bulldogs too. At least that means the two BFFs won't be in competition for the spot . . . right? (Wrong.) Join Pel; Tommy; the owner of a pickle store, Pete; a supercool girl named Clutch; a coach who wears sunglasses inside; and the rest of the Bulldogs sports team in this epically awesome illustrated book that's packed with tons of laugh-out-loud moments. But be warned--this book is based on a true story. Do NOT eat this many sunflower seeds at home . . . trust us. "Equal parts baseball and potty humor with an added whiff of conflict resolution." - Kirkus "The dialogue between characters will make the reader feel like they are in the huddle alongside Tommy and Pel!" - Matt Eicheldinger, New York Times bestselling author of Matt Sprouts and the Curse of the Ten Broken Toes "Bryan Chick and Brett Radlicki hit an easy home run with The Super Sports Society. Full of heart and humor, The Super Sports Society is cool enough to wear sunglasses indoors." - Terrance Crawford, bestselling author of the Piggy series
The Great Forest League
Are you ready to embark on an exciting soccer adventure with a lively cast of animal athletes? Welcome to "The Great Forest League," where animals of the Great Forest come together to celebrate their love for soccer!Features: Match Reports: Follow the action-packed match between the teams of the Rabbits and the Bears, complete with vivid descriptions and heart-pounding moments.Character Profiles: Get to know the furry and quilly friends who make up the teams, from speedy rabbits to mighty bears.Team Spirit Challenges: Join in the camaraderie of the Great Forest League with fun challenges that promote teamwork and friendship.Soccer Strategy Sessions: Gain insight into the strategies and tactics used by the animal athletes to outsmart their opponents on the field.Goal Celebrations: Experience the joy and excitement of scoring a goal with lively descriptions of celebratory moments from the matches.Why Choose "The Great Forest League"?This book isn't just about soccer-it's an immersive adventure that captures the excitement and camaraderie of playing the game. Whether you're a fan of soccer or simply love a good story, "The Great Forest League" promises to entertain and inspire readers of all ages.Ideal for: Soccer fans seeking an engaging read filled with action and adventure.Parents looking for a fun bedtime book to read for their children.Anyone who loves stories about teamwork, perseverance, and friendship.
Wild & Woolly
Alice likes her life exactly the way it is. At home she has Mumsie, and at boarding school she has her alien-obsessed best friend and roommate Sally, and she doesn't see why anything should have to change. Then - everything starts to. Sally decides that Alice needs to have an adventure and signs them up for a school trip: a week of archery, raft building, and zip-wiring (with the chance of alien watching) in the great outdoors. Alice doesn't see what's so great about it, especially when she finds out Nadia her once best friend turned enemy who never misses the chance to torment her, is also signed up for the trip. But now she has bigger issues. What began months ago as a small white lie is about to become a BIG problem and Alice only has five days to fix her mistake - before the truth gets out. What more could possibly go wrong?
Go and Get with Rex
The Geisel Award-winning creators of See the Cat channel their comic sensibility into a rousing alphabetical exercise in thinking outside the box. Jack, Jill, and Rex are excited to play a game of Go and Get! The rules are simple: on the count of three, each player must go and get something that begins with a certain letter. While Jack's and Jill's picks always fit the bill (What starts with F? Frog! Fish!), Rex keeps getting it wrong (a duck?)--or does he? David LaRochelle and Mike Wohnoutka share a laugh-out-loud primer on subverting expectations that will have readers clamoring to play Go and Get themselves--and competing to see who can come up with the most creative answers.
Find Spot at the Beach
Spot and his family are going to the beach in this fun lift-the-flap board book! Spot can't wait to go to the beach with Mom and Dad. He'll go paddling in the water and explore the seaside. But when it's time to decorate the sandcastle, Spot disappears! Can you help find Spot? Perfect for young readers to learn and play, this interactive lift-the-flap board book is filled with the gentle humor and unexpected adventure that made the original Where's Spot? a children's classic.
Gherkins on the Sauce
Three gherkins face the fear of the unknown as they escape their pickle jar and leave the fridge.The Gherkins meet an old and tired fork, fed up with his role in life. They cheer him up, showing how to enjoy and love being a fork again.This is the first of many stories about the Gherkins as they embark on adventures meeting new friends and helping them overcome problems they face in life.
Gherkins on the Sauce
Royalty comes to visit the home of the Gherkins and nothing goes to plan.When the Gherkins prepare to host King Plum, Johnny crashes Milly's skateboard destroying the decorations leaving the King offended by the Gherkins' lack of respect.This is the second of many stories about the Gherkins as they embark on adventures meeting new friends and helping them overcome problems they face in life.
Gherkins on the Sauce
It only takes one bad apple to spoil the bunch, and this bad apple spoils the day for the Gherkins.When the Gherkins meet a bitter apple after he falls, they show him how their hero picks himself up and help the apple learn to manage his emotions.This is the third of many stories about the Gherkins as they embark on adventures meeting new friends and helping them overcome problems they face in life.
Demon Memories
No one expected the apocalypse in the almost idyllic small town of Moon Ridge, nestled in the mountains of Virginia. Harper Doyle feels different. She has more than her fair share of problems than any normal teenager; an absent father her mother doesn't talk about, and her friends died in a fire a year ago. There's no boyfriend in sight, not even the cute former childhood friend, Jake Hewitt, who's too busy hanging with the bratty son of the richest man in Moon Ridge. It gets worse when Harper discovers she's possessed by a demon. Cresil is a demon with a problem. She wants to be shed of Harper but finds she can't. An exorcism by Jake's psychic mother doesn't help. Even worse, Cresil learns that she was never the demon summoned, but was sent by magic to take that demon's place. Baal has plans that include leading Lucifer's demonic army into the mortal realm to jump start the apocalypse and battle Heaven. He just needs a possessed mortal to keep the portal between Earth and Hell open. Except there's a prophesy-that includes Cresil, Harper, and Jake-to stop the end of the world.Uses Open Dyslexic font
Thomas & Friends Good Night Thomas
Thomas and the other engines are worn out after a long day of work -- but not too tired to hear a bedtime story! But which story should Gordon tell? Percy wants to hear about the time he and Thomas got stuck in the mud overnight. And Diesel wants to hear about his snuggly sheep-over with a little lamb that stayed the night. Or maybe they should hear about the time Thomas lulled two sleepy coach cars to sleep with a special lullaby... How will they choose? Settle in for the night with Thomas and friends with this adorable bedtime book featuring 10 sleepy sounds including chirping crickets, sweet snores, and the favorite Thomas song "Chugga Chugga, Snooze Snooze." Perfect for boys and girls who are fans of the hit Netflix show ALL ENGINES, GO!, Thomas the Tank Engine, or trains and things that go.All aboard, everyone! It's all engines go as Thomas and his friends work hard and find time to have fun on the island of Sodor.10 exciting sound including one sing-along song for kids to have an interactive experience.Icons on each page correspond with the buttons providing an opportunity to practice matching and fine motor skills.Shaped, sturdy board pages are easy for little hands to turn again and again.Toddlers will love exploring this exciting Thomas the Tank Engine board book and playing the fun sounds. Perfect for the little Thomas or train lover in your life!Collect the entire Cottage Door Press 10 Button Sound Book series!
Sockworld
Like all young people, Purdy is a superhero in his head. This fantasy withers when it rubs up against his mundane real life, living with his mom in a small desert town. Then a mysterious voice leads him to fall through a crack in reality, Sockworld, a separate dimension where he acquires amazing powers. Superpowers make life super complicated. Can he save the world, mend his family, and find his way back from the edge of space in time for supper? Hold on to your socks, you're in for a wild ride.
Junie B. Jones 2-In-1 Bindup: And Her Big Fat Mouth/Is a Party Animal
"Hilarious. Barbara Park makes reading fun." --Dav Pilkey, author of Dog Man Wowie wow wow! Laugh yourself silly with the world's funniest kid in this special bindup that includes TWO hilarious Junie B. Jones adventures! Meet Junie B. Jones--the world's funniest kindergartner! With over 75 million books sold, the beloved New York Times bestselling Junie B. Jones series is a classroom favorite and has been keeping kids (and their grown-ups) laughing--and reading--for over 25 years! Perfect for holiday, birthday, back to school, kindergarten graduation, and teacher gifts! And perfect for reading and laughing together! The bindup includes two favorites--Junie B. Jones and Her Big Fat Mouth (Book 3) and Junie B. Jones Is a Party Animal (Book 10).
Tiny Baller
When his friends say, "You are too tiny to play basketball," Tiny Baller doesn't let it stop him.Embark on an inspiring journey in Hoopville with Tiny Baller, a basketball player who proves that, with hard work and belief in yourself, size does not matter.In this beautifully illustrated children's book, readers will follow Tiny Baller, who is motivated to make his school team. Tiny Baller dedicates himself to daily practice, tuning out negative comments, and improving his skills.This story, perfect for early readers, entertains and imparts the valuable lesson that, with practice, you can get better at anything.This is an inspiring read for children, urging them to defy stereotypes, persist through challenges, and boldly chase their dreams.
Tiny Baller
When his friends say, "You are too tiny to play basketball," Tiny Baller doesn't let it stop him.Embark on an inspiring journey in Hoopville with Tiny Baller, a basketball player who proves that, with hard work and belief in yourself, size does not matter.In this beautifully illustrated children's book, readers will follow Tiny Baller, who is motivated to make his school team. Tiny Baller dedicates himself to daily practice, tuning out negative comments, and improving his skills.This story, perfect for early readers, entertains and imparts the valuable lesson that, with practice, you can get better at anything.An inspiring read for children, urging them to defy stereotypes, persist through challenges, and boldly chase their dreams.
My Pickup Truck
This exciting touch-and-feel board book shows off pickup truck pride and what makes each truck unique! My pick-up truck has something no one else's does. It's got me in the back, no matter where it goes. With touch-and-feels on each spread, readers can feel their way through a cool steel grill or big rough tires. What does your pick-up truck have?
Hey! What’s That?
From the brilliant mind of bestselling and beloved Sandra Boynton, comes a wild touch-and-feel book with a guessing game twist! Hey! What's That? invites readers to guess what comes next by touching a mysterious tactile element through a hole on each page. Once the page is turned, readers can keep their wiggly finger in place to join in the animal fun! Become a swinging elephant trunk, a swishy lion tail, or a waggly rabbit ear! The adventure is all in your hands! Hey! What's That? A Bumpy Yellow Elephant! Say hi to her with your trunk. (wiggle finger)
The Flower and The Serpent
NOMINATED FOR AN AUSTRALIAN SHADOW AWARD 2019Mysterious disappearances, a battle for the spotlight and terrifying nightmares.It's just another day at Beacon Hill High School. 

 Auditions for Macbeth are over, and on the bus ride home, a mysterious driver gives sixteen-year-old Violet and her friends' three strange predictions: One of the girls will shine like a star. One will invite darkness into her breast. One will depart forever.

 Please, how clich矇. Besides, Violet clearly knows that she's the star. 
 But when she isn't cast as Lady Macbeth and strange things begin to unfold, and the eerie predictions begin to come true, Violet can't help to wonder which one will apply to her. Determined to be the one that will shine like a star, Violet will do whatever it takes to get the leading role - no matter the horrifying consequence. 

Modern-day Shakespeare meets supernatural mystery with this nail-biting young adult horror by Madeleine D'Este.
Gurkino Salado
You love cucumbers? You'll love this short story! Gurkino Salado, a young cucumber boy, grows up with other land cucumbers on his mother plant in a greenhouse in the south of Spain. He is known for his many questions and sometimes very cheeky answers. Together with his father, Miguel Salado, he experiences an incredible adventure on the high seas, undertaken involuntarily by the two cucumbers. Of course, this short story is only the first of many exciting adventures and trials that little Gurkino will have to undergo in his life. It is a small appetizer intended to whet the appetite for a future main course, but also a standalone story that will make you smile and think. This book is for all humorous people over the age of twelve. For vegetarians, vegans and mixed eaters.
Bodily Functions and Butt Crack
"Bodily Functions and Butt Crack" is a set of poems about our bodies' comical behaviors. Get a good laugh at the imaginative scenarios, while relating to the topics that are not fit for the dinner table.All ages are sure to enjoy these wacky portrayals of the things that our weird bodies' produce.Booger, Burp, Fart, Butt Crack and many more disgusting habits that only us humans could find both amusing and embarrassing.Read the glowing reviews for this silly book: "As a mom of 3 boys I can recommend this book to parents everywhere. My 5th grade son is studying poetry and was completely uninterested until we searched for poetry on subjects he was interested in. Perfect find! He is laughing while learning!""A wonderful, honest portrayal of the most disgusting but more importantly, the most common of things that everyone has in common. I thoroughly enjoyed them as poems, contradicting the one's idea of what poetry is (pretty, deep, profound, stuff) and adding a layer of comedy to it... great illustrations they capture the style and the manner of the book perfectly!""We really had a good laugh. Loved the illustrations and could relate to almost all of them. Hope to see more from this author."
A Dinosaur Ate My Sister
A Dinosaur Ate My Sister by Pooja Puri is the wonderfully-illustrated, side-splitting, time travel adventure perfect for every Inventor-in-the-making!
Is the Noodle Man There?
Embark on a delightful journey with your little ones in "Is the Noodle Man There?" - a charming children's book filled with whimsy, anticipation, and the joy of a special friend.Join the eager family as they set out on their daily school routine, with one question on their minds: Will the Coffee Van Noodle Man be there today? From Monday to Friday, the children eagerly await the presence of their favorite Noodle Man, a cheerful and colorful figure dancing in the wind, beckoning them with the promise of a special treat.As the week unfolds, discover the whimsical reasons why the Noodle Man might be missing. Whether it's the weather, an early morning need for beauty sleep, or a playful pun from Dad, each day brings a new surprise and an opportunity for the children to giggle, wonder, and share in the excitement of the Noodle Man's anticipated arrival.But when he finally shows up, it's not just a wave or a greeting - it's time for the Noodle Man Dance! Readers young and old will delight in the playful and infectious rhythm of this unique dance, making every appearance of the Noodle Man a celebration to remember.With its rhythmic prose, engaging storyline, and vibrant illustrations, "It's the Noodle Man Dance" is the perfect companion for children aged 2-6. This heartwarming tale encourages a love for rhythm, a sense of wonder, and the joy of shared moments with family.Add a dash of noodle-inspired fun to your storytime routine with this whimsical children's book. "Is the Noodle Man There?" is not just a story; it's a delightful dance waiting to be shared and enjoyed.
THE FLITLITS, Adventure Book 1, THE FUNNY FAIR, 8+Readers, U.S. English, Confident Reading
Introducing the Flitlits to Young ReadersAt your place, or any space where flowers grow or rivers flow, spring up!Spot folk at plots that time forgot within a shaded shelter.A map at hand lays out the land.It is a hidden corner.Funny fables come your way that share the far folk's daring days.They may be tricky, good, or better.The folk flit and swish.They float when they wish. Follow them soon. THE FLITLITSAbout Adventure Book 1 / THE FUNNY FAIR / Confident Reading / US English VersionThis full of fun story is titled THE FUNNY FAIR.The story finds Jester Bit of Prank Plot scheming and dreaming.A buzzer picks up fun and blunders bringing stunning in-the-air wonders.Will Jester's twiddle stick lead him to, or help him out of trouble?What prompts a Flitlit to feel out of shape at a Hall of Crazy Mirrors? Three friends hatch a playful plan.
The Keeper of the Key
There are a thousand things sixteen-year-old Rachel would rather do than upend her life to move into Morgan House, an old, run-down mansion owned by her mom's boyfriend, Geoff. But when her mother announces they're relocating to St. Mary, Virginia to live with him, Rachel's cut off from her friends and life as she knows it. St. Mary is a remote, lonely place, and the best thing about it is Nick, a guy she knows is worth keeping when he takes her to a cemetery on their first date. Rachel struggles to get along with Geoff and his mile-long list of annoying house rules-in particular, his bizarre insistence that she stay out of the basement. But something in Morgan House plays by its own rules. At night, an unknown force pulls Rachel down to that forbidden cellar, showing her harrowing visions of a strangely familiar man lurking in the shadows. When a sudden tragedy strikes her family, those visions become more frequent-and more violent. The dead issue urgent warnings, and if Rachel doesn't heed them, she'll become part of Morgan House forever. From the author of the Bram Stoker Award-nominated Tidepool comes a chilling new gothic horror novel that will sink into your bones.
Short Stories in Rhymes for Kids
Delight your little ones with enchanting tales that spark their imagination and soothe them to sleep. "Short Stories in Rhymes for Kids" is a captivating collection of bedtime stories, perfect for snuggling up and sharing cherished moments with your child. Each story is beautifully crafted in rhymes and accompanied by charming animal illustrations Bring the joy of storytelling into your child's bedtime routine. Order your copy of "Short Stories in Rhymes for Kids" today and create cherished memories that last a lifetime. Benefits of the Book: - Engaging Rhymes: Each story is crafted in rhythmic rhymes, making it easy and enjoyable for young children to follow along.- Beautiful Illustrations: Stunning animal illustrations bring the stories to life and provide opportunities for children to unleash their creativity.- Bedtime Bonding: Share magical moments with your child as you read together before bedtime, fostering a love for reading and creating cherished memories.- Educational Value: Through imaginative storytelling and vibrant illustrations, children can learn valuable lessons about friendship, kindness, and courage. With its delightful stories and captivating illustrations, this book is sure to become a cherished addition to your family's bedtime routine.
Lazy Baller
Get ready to teach your little basketball player about the hard work needed to achieve their goals. " This delightful story follows Lazy Baller as he tries out for the school basketball team. Despite his love for the game, Lazy Baller struggles with the distraction of technology and putting in the effort at practice. But as he learns the importance of hard work, he discovers that talent isn't just about scoring points-it's about putting in the effort when no one's watching.If you enjoyed "Lazy Baller," don't miss out on other books in the Baller series. With relatable characters and important lessons, these books are perfect for kids who love basketball and want to learn about overcoming challenges.Grab your copy of "Lazy Baller" now and help your child learn valuable lessons while enjoying an entertaining story.https: //lilballerbooks.com/
Five Nights at Freddy's Glow in the Dark Coloring Book
Color in your favorite characters and animatronics from Five Nights at Freddy's in this deluxe coloring book with 24 glow in the dark pages!Based on the bestselling horror video game series Five Nights at Freddy's, this coloring book is packed full of terrifyingly wonderful scenes from the books, comics, and games for fans to color in and enjoy. With over 96 pages of coloring fun featuring the newest characters and animatronics and 24 glow in the dark pages, this book is perfect for any Freddy Fazbear's Pizza super fan!
Let's Go!
An extraordinary book that celebrates skateboarding, family, and community, from beloved artist and author Julie Flett, a winner of the New York Times / New York Public Library Best Illustrated Children's Book Award. Every day, a little boy watches kids pass by on skateboards, and dreams of joining them. One day, his mother brings a surprise: her old skateboard, just for him! haw 礙kwa! Let's go! Together, they practice on the sidewalk, at the park, in Auntie's yard--everywhere. But when it comes time to try the skatepark, the skateboarders crash down like a waterfall. Can he find the confidence to join them? Let's Go! features: A glossary of Cree words featured in the book, and a Cree refrain (haw 礙kwa!) repeated throughoutA note to the reader from Julie Flett about her inspiration for the storyThis fun and touching story is a tribute to family, friendship, and perseverance. Julie Flett's renowned art and powerful text shows a community of support is all around, ready to help each other... go!
Eleven Little Footballers
Yay! It's match day! Come on a fast-paced football adventure - while practising counting from one to ten. Grab your kit, do your warm ups and get ready for the most exciting football match of the season! One little footballer With an eager football dream. Naomi is the captain ... But where are all her team? Are you ready? The big match is about to begin! Lace your boots, sing the team song - and count the players on every page. Who will score a goal? Who will lift the trophy? And is that a dog on the pitch?!A fun-filled football adventure for all the family - perfect for fans of Sammy Striker and the Ten Littles series! Why we love Eleven Little Footballers: Pitch-perfect rhyme and bright, fun-filled illustrations Supports counting and numeracy Perfect for young football fans - packed with detail to spot
Trucks Trucks Trucks!
Mighty trucks, monster trucks . . . which do you like best? Follow fifty colourful trucks as they race along the road - up, down, around and back again! Can you find your favorite? Full of spotting and counting fun, with different trucks to follow on each page and an exciting fold-out race at the end, this rhyming preschool board book from Donna David and Nina Pirhonen has been specially developed to encourage pre-reading skills and expand language and vocabulary. With a fun read-aloud text, Trucks Trucks Trucks! is perfect for any transport-obsessed toddler! Part of a preschool series from Macmillan Children's Books, Trucks Trucks Trucks! includes reading tips for parents and carers at the back of the book. Fans of this book will love the others in the series: Trains Trains Trains!, Cars Cars Cars! and Planes Planes Planes!
Eggy and Squeg and the Manky Monsters
Ever wondered where all your rubbishy muck and manky gubbins ends up?Down a manky gubbins hole all the way to Monsterland of course.That's where our rubbish turns things into mutated monsters trapped forever!Will two daft lads find a way out?Join Eggy and Squeg as they battle through a world full of slimy sludge and manky monsters to find out!
Oh Dear, Look What I Got!
"A guaranteed hit for the storytime set, from a team whose talents haven't aged a day."--Kirkus Reviews (starred review)The incomparable creative team behind We're Going on a Bear Hunt reunite for a read-aloud comedy of misunderstandings that has all the hallmarks of a classic. I went to the shop to get me a carrot.Oh dear! They gave me . . .. . . a parrot.Oh dear! Look what I got.Do I want that? No, I do NOT! As a hapless boy goes from shop to shop, requesting a series of perfectly reasonable items--a hat, a coat, a cake, a chair--he finds himself thwarted at every turn, amassing instead a growing menagerie of animals who happily follow him on his errands. It's not until he finally asks for a cup that he's proffered a wriggly creature that solves his dilemma . . . or does it? Adding delicious momentum to Michael Rosen's rhymes (and mastery of the page turn) are an expressive crew of animal characters rendered as only Helen Oxenbury can, making for a timeless story guaranteed to beg many repeat readings. Oh dear!