Life on Ice
Young Cody awakes one morning in his family's northwoods cabin, ready to engage in something he has never done before: ice fishing! Not knowing what to expect, he eagerly puts on his gear and joins his dad on a winter adventure out onto the ice-covered lake. The entire process amazes Cody as he dreams of rod benders and reeling in one giant fish after another. However, events do not exactly play out the way Cody thought they would.While this story is about a boy who goes ice fishing with his dad, its intention is to deliver a valuable life lesson surrounding the idea of what we can and what we cannot control. Parents and teachers of younger children will enjoy reading this to their sons, daughters, and students, knowing they are addressing our youth on a social and emotional level.
Fjord's Mountain Mission
This book is mostly about a dog called Fjord; a very special dog who lived a life that most dogs can only dream of. Fjord lived and worked in the Pyrenean mountains with Caroline, his human companion. They lived side by side, constantly connected through work and affection, trusting each other in the sometimes solitary, sometimes dangerous world of avalanche control and mountain safety.This book invites you into Fjord's world and shares important knowledge about how to keep yourself safe whilst enjoying snowsports. You will learn about Fjord's life from the moment he wakes to the moment he goes to sleep. Follow him as he makes the slopes safe, prevents avalanches, responds to emergency alerts, jumps into rescue helicopters, educates children and so much more.By the end, you may almost feel Fjord's wet nose on your face.
How Dare You
This story contains the adventures of Cordy. She's a shy 10 year old girl who finds herself facing a new school, in a new place. She doesn't know anyone in her new neighborhood and has no friends. With one big exception: her dog, Bash. Cordy remedies the situation by helping to start her school's girls' cross-country running team. And, she embarks on an enchanting adventure where she happens upon a magical forest with a Firefly Highway and talking animals like opossums, squirrels, owls and birds. During her running adventures, she learns the value of friendship, teamwork, always doing your best and finding the goodness in others. The book also contains a dozen pictures that the reader can color.
This Sillysaurus
This Sillysaurus is a memoir disguised as a series of interconnected young persons' books, translated into English from Sillysaurese by Poppa Jeff. The Sillysaurus is much more than a personified pooch who wants to share her superb adventures, sometimes stretching the truth. The Sillysaurus is a philosopher from whose stories we can learn and from whose love and devotion can lead us to become more joyous persons.This first edition consists of nine separate books with multiple chapters, written by the Sillysuarus and conveniently bound together in one volume. Each of the nine books contains multiple chapters that foster respect for all creatures, non-human or human; respect for our forests and what each tree does for our planet; and respect for rivers, lakes and oceans, and our need to keep them clean for many generations. Each chapter offers gratitude for the gifts of friendship and family, of caring and of love.
This Sillysaurus
This Sillysaurus is a memoir disguised as a series of interconnected young persons' books, translated into English from Sillysaurese by Poppa Jeff. The Sillysaurus is much more than a personified pooch who wants to share her superb adventures, sometimes stretching the truth. The Sillysaurus is a philosopher from whose stories we can learn and from whose love and devotion can lead us to become more joyous persons.This first edition consists of nine separate books with multiple chapters, written by the Sillysuarus and conveniently bound together in one volume. Each of the nine books contains multiple chapters that foster respect for all creatures, non-human or human; respect for our forests and what each tree does for our planet; and respect for rivers, lakes and oceans, and our need to keep them clean for many generations. Each chapter offers gratitude for the gifts of friendship and family, of caring and of love.
The Little Wooden Box (Book 2 of the Shady Woods series)
A fun, easy read for reluctant readers, families, and lovers of the paranormal...Just as Grace accepts Shady Woods as home, the tide in town begins to turn. Maybe pacifism is more of a compromise than the werewolves and vampires are okay with any longer. Maybe the dendrites and sirens should make some more concessions, so the others can live how they were meant to live. After all, that is the whole point of Shady.As the debate heats up about whether everyone should lock themselves up once a month so the wolves can hunt in town, Grace becomes more aware of how dangerous it all is. Her anxiety over Riah not coming home in one piece doesn't go over well with Christian, and the hunting in town doesn't go over well with her parents.When the little wooden box Ethan found holds more than they bargained for, and Grace's parents start talking about moving back normal, she has to decide if she's strong enough to deal with the realities of her new life. And if so, she must also be willing to fight for it.
George G. Whiz
George G. Whiz is a little boy with an active imagination that collects an enormous number of pets. He lives in a house on Nottingham Street, with his mother, father, and fifty-six feet - or at least at last count! George loves pets more than anything and he dreams of one day becoming a veterinarian, and brave lion tamer, working in a zoo. Yearning for a larger menagerie of both familiar and extraordinary pets, he perseveres so enthusiastically for 'twins' and 'trios of fleas' and many wonderful creatures, that his parents worry that he has 'Animal-itis'. But the Doc says, "George is fine!" Parrots have him eating his carrots, handling more chores, and George happily heads to school with his new pet, Noah, for a grand finale like no other! Filled with rhymed laughter, this colorfully illustrated witty tale, about a boy named George, leads readers on a delightfully imaginative adventure. As George dreams of filling his home with a variety of pets, ordinary and extraordinary, his parents discover the advantages of George's increasing menagerie, as he grows to be responsible and agreeable.
Corporate Lobotomies
Corporate lobotomies. Psychotically amorous semi-sentient bots. Endless corridors. Countless unlabeled doors, all viciously locked. A lethally dysfunctional social infrastructure rife with corruption, inefficiency, and crime. Spiraling homicide rates... Welcome to your corpulent, overpopulated future! Good luck, and have a nice day!
George G. Whiz
George G. Whiz is a little boy with an active imagination that collects an enormous number of pets. He lives in a house on Nottingham Street, with his mother, father, and fifty-six feet - or at least at last count! George loves pets more than anything and he dreams of one day becoming a veterinarian, and brave lion tamer, working in a zoo. Yearning for a larger menagerie of both familiar and extraordinary pets, he perseveres so enthusiastically for 'twins' and 'trios of fleas' and many wonderful creatures, that his parents worry that he has 'Animal-itis'. But the Doc says, "George is fine!" Parrots have him eating his carrots, handling more chores, and George happily heads to school with his new pet, Noah, for a grand finale like no other! Filled with rhymed laughter, this colorfully illustrated witty tale, about a boy named George, leads readers on a delightfully imaginative adventure. As George dreams of filling his home with a variety of pets, ordinary and extraordinary, his parents discover the advantages of George's increasing menagerie, as he grows to be responsible and agreeable.
The Magic Puck
The magic begins when Kodie Bear is gifted a hockey puck from his dad at a frozen pond. What unfolds is a fun-filled hockey journey in rhyme, offering Kodie Bear a glimpse of the future filled with friendship, memories, and love of the game. With adorable illustrations and a flowing storyline, this book is perfect for hockey fans and players, young and old.
Where's My Moose?
Beth can't find her favourite toy! She wants to take it with her to the park but can't find it anywhere. Beth, her brother, and all their friends search the house, but will they be able to find it in time to go play? If she can't find it in time, will they all have to stay home? Help Beth find her special toy so everyone can go to the park.
Ball Has An Adventure
When Ball bounces out of the toybox one day, what an adventure he has! He visits with a squirrel and a bear, takes a ride on a train and an airplane, and even joins the circus for a little while! After a long day of exploring, Ball returns home to the most fun of all-spending time with his best friend, Boy!
Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Special Disney+ Cover Edition) (Diary of a Wimpy Kid #1)
In the first book of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series, #1 international bestselling author Jeff Kinney introduces us to Greg Heffley: an unforgettable, unlikely hero that every family can relate to. This edition features a special cover image from the beloved Disney+ movie. Being a kid can really stink. And no one knows this better than Greg. He finds himself thrust into middle school, where undersized weaklings share the hallways with kids who are taller, meaner, and already shaving. Greg is happy to have Rowley Jefferson, his sidekick, along for the ride. But when Rowley's star starts to rise, Greg tries to use his best friend's newfound popularity to his own advantage, kicking off a chain of events that will test their friendship in hilarious fashion. The hazards of growing up before you're ready are uniquely revealed through words and drawings as Greg records them in his diary. But as Greg says: "Just don't expect me to be all 'Dear Diary' this and 'Dear Diary' that." Luckily for us, what Greg Heffley says he won't do and what he actually does are two very different things. Collect all the books in the #1 bestselling Diary of a Wimpy Kid series: Diary of a Wimpy Kid (#1) Rodrick Rules (#2) The Last Straw (#3) Dog Days (#4) The Ugly Truth (#5) Cabin Fever (#6) The Third Wheel (#7) Hard Luck (#8) The Long Haul (#9) Old School (#10) Double Down (#11) The Getaway (#12) The Meltdown (#13) Wrecking Ball (#14) The Deep End (#15) Big Shot (#16) Diper ?verl繹de (#17) No Brainer (#18) Hot Mess (#19) See the Wimpy Kid World in a whole new way with the #1 bestselling Awesome Friendly books, told from the perspective of Greg Heffley's best friend Rowley Jefferson: Diary of an Awesome Friendly Kid: Rowley Jefferson's Journal Rowley Jefferson's Awesome Friendly Adventure Rowley Jefferson's Awesome Friendly Spooky Stories
Where's My Moose?
Beth can't find her favourite toy! She wants to take it with her to the park but can't find it anywhere. Beth, her brother, and all their friends search the house, but will they be able to find it in time to go play? If she can't find it in time, will they all have to stay home? Help Beth find her special toy so everyone can go to the park.
Eco-Worrier
FINALIST IN THE 2021 WISHING SHELF AWARDS (books for 9-12 year olds category). "Loved it, I read it in a day", "funny and awesome", "super fun", "really good book". Marty is desperate for friends, having left his behind when he moved into 10 Downing Street with his mum. Bored and lonely, his life suddenly becomes a lot more exciting when he sneaks out of a secret passage and meets Jumi, a young eco protester. He agrees to help her in her fight to stop a new airport from destroying an ancient woodland. But being an eco warrior isn't as easy as he thinks. Featuring a mum who just happens to be the Prime Minister, a very nosy sister, a gorilla-wrestling security guard and the creepiest politician in the world, Eco Worrier sees a bored and lonely boy take on a sinister plot and his own fears in this hilarious book from debut novelist Ian Slatter. Eco Worrier is the perfect read for children who love an adventure story with twists and turns and plenty of laughs along the way. What readers have been saying about Eco Worrier: This book is not only funny and awesome but it also teaches you a ton of interesting things about the planet.Kids will eat this story up and their parents will likely enjoy it too.This is a great story.Five stars for a book that deserves it!Nicely-paced, imaginative and breezy tale which young teenagers (of all ages...) will enjoy.If you care about the environment, this is a book to give to your children.I highly recommend it for older kids and young adults.This was adorable! And super fun!It is incredibly readable, has big current issues and personal moral issues too in an entertaining and relatable wayAn enlightening reading experience for young readers.
Where’s Foofi?
After being mistakenly left behind, Foofi must find a way to get back home. He must rely on his own senses to find his faithful friend again, and he must do it on his own. Patrick and his mom learn that faith and hope, and sometimes dreams, make the impossible the only thing that makes sense!
Passin' Gas in Class
They've been laughter's catalyst for millennia. Young boys revel in anything related to them, whereas young ladies loathe everything about them. These common, uncontrollable "things," while part and parcel of the human condition, are generally avoided if possible, but alas, endured by everyone at one time or another. Often the cause of embarrassment for both "culprit" and "victim," they sometimes transform an otherwise stuffy gent into a cackling fool. Of course, we are talking about... farts!Corrin Haskell's second book, "Passin' Gas in Class," is based upon his 25 years' experience teaching 5th grade students about how "farts" are best handled in classroom situations. This hilarious book-for students, parents, and teachers-is sure to bring laughter and smiles... almost like a good, loud "you-know-what."
Ball Has An Adventure
When Ball bounces out of the toybox one day, what an adventure he has! He visits with a squirrel and a bear, takes a ride on a train and an airplane, and even joins the circus for a little while! After a long day of exploring, Ball returns home to the most fun of all-spending time with his best friend, Boy!
The Worst Adventure Book in the Whole Entire World
WARNING: This IS the WORST Adventure Book in the Whole Entire World Brace yourselves...Because Nameless the Rock has been dragged into yet another wild, ridiculous adventure. But guess what? He DOES NOT want to go on an adventure. At all. Seriously.Who could blame him? Adventures are overrated.Will Nameless face the mighty dragon? Is there really a cow in this book? And wait... does the princess actually need rescuing... or is she the one doing the rescuing The Worst Adventure Book in the Whole Entire World is a laugh-out-loud, quirky, and completely absurd tale that will have kids (and grown-ups) giggling and scratching their heads in confusion. This is no ordinary adventure. It's a silly, unexpected journey that NO ONE saw coming.What we DO know: "This book is SO funny-I couldn't stop laughing, and neither could my kids!""Adventure stories usually go one way... but this one takes a completely unexpected turn!""Perfect for reluctant readers and kids who don't want to go on an adventure... but do!"YOU'LL LOVE THIS BOOK IF YOU LOVE: Quirky adventure books that break all the rulesCharacters who don't want to go on adventuresUnexpected heroes (or, uh, rocks?)Silly stories filled with dragons, cows, and princesses with a twistBooks that entertain both kids and adults with humor, sarcasm, and adventure chaosHumorous read-aloud stories perfect for family timePerfect for: - Boys and girls ages 4-8 - Preschool through 3rd grade - Fans of humorous adventure books - Beginner and reluctant readers - Parents, teachers, and anyone looking for a hilarious and weird storyThe Worst Adventure Book in the Whole Entire World is part of the Worst World Works(TM) series-a collection of chaotic, laugh-inducing books where nothing is as it seems, and Nameless the Rock takes absolutely no part in any heroic adventure (unless it involves sarcastic commentary).So go ahead... click "Add to Cart." (Just don't expect any treasure-Nameless isn't in the mood for gold.)
The Ballad of Billy McFee
Here is the uplifting and inspirational children's picture book that has all the clams talking - and everyone else singing!What does a bright young fish (Billy) do when he has the unusual dream of sailing a ship - but others scoff at his efforts? He dons a Captain's hat and doesn't let them get him down! He stays determined, works hard, and studies how to achieve his dream! What if Billy learns his dream is too big to achieve by himself alone? Then he becomes a leader and builds a crew of diverse friends with unique talents who also believe in his dream!And how does Billy and his crew stay motivated to tackle their huge goal? They sing a song, of course! Billy's positive ballad of determination and hope helps them stay synchronized and reminds them of their shared goal. This is the Ballad of Billy McFee! Billy is a colorful and resourceful young fish who dreams of sailing a ship that he found stuck in the muck at the bottom of the sea. Billy sees potential in the ship while everyone else swims right past. Billy struggles to free the ship while shrugging off negative comments from onlookers (a pair of naysayer clams). When Billy cannot move the ship by himself, he becomes a leader and builds a crew of diverse friends: a friendly shark, a big strong whale, and an intellectual crab. Billy and his friends sing as they work, just as sailors of yore sang to synchronize their efforts. But unlike many old sea shanties, the Ballad of Billy McFee is friendly to all sea creatures and is appropriate for people of all ages.How will YOU tell the Ballad of Billy McFee?The Ballad of Billy McFee is packed to the gills with character development, subplots, puns, and Easter eggs for young and old to find. For example, everyone in the story is on a journey of some kind - whether it be physical or mental, intended or unintended. Some readers will want to get out the magnifying glass and explore the covers of the books which the crab (Emma) reads on her journey of self-improvement. Others will want to follow the antics of the naysayer clams. And some readers (especially the singers) may want to ignore all that and just sing the ballad, glancing at the pictures and turning the pages to keep time with the rhythm. It's all good! There is no wrong way to read or sing the Ballad of Billy McFee. This book is all about celebrating our differences. Through our diversity, we are stronger together! How will YOU tell Billy's uplifting story? Some people read it like a rhyming story. Some people sing it to the tune of the Wellerman. Some people rap it to a hip hop beat. Some people make up their own tune.You can read it - you can sing it - whatever floats YOUR boat!
The Amazing Journey of Katy Cupsworth, The Performance Warrior
In this story, Katy Cupsworth, aka The Performance Warrior, takes us on a journey in which she longs to become a professional women's footballer. Katy possesses plenty of natural ability, including a ferocious left foot that can deliver a 'Screamer' of a shot. She undoubtedly has the potential to make it to the Women's Premier Football League (WPFL). Her aspirations stretch further as she wants to be a star player and even win the World Cup for England!Katy is also introduced to the magical powers of Fred, whilst trying not to let Doubting Debbie into her head! Through her highs and lows, successes and stresses, Katy discovers that her footballing ability will only take her so far; she must get her attitude right if she is to overcome barriers which are preventing her from achieving her dream.Every child has a window of opportunity to develop their potential and be their best.The Performance Warrior is a simple, yet effective way to enhance a child's development so each child can make a positive impact in the world. Every child deserves the opportunity to be a success...are you going to provide this opportunity?Includes: measurement tools, activity charts, interactive choices and consequences sections, video and audio support.
The Legend
Griffin Tardiff is still suffering from a serious hockey injury at the start of a new year in a new school. But he's in luck. For his community credit, he'll be working with the sports guy at the local radio station, which could be the start of a career. He also meets Noah, a young kid from the neighbourhood who also likes hockey. Unfortunately, his mentor at the radio station turns out to be less than reliable--and Noah has fears he needs Griffin to help him resolve. Add to this a self-absorbed girlfriend and life in Glenavon turns out to be more complicated than any guy needs.
Mermaids Don't Wear Floaties
Join Morah at the pool on a hot summer's day. There, decked out in her mermaid suit, she is determined to have a great time in the water. Encouraged by her mom, older brother, and the pool's friendly lifeguard, Morah considers taking off her safety floaties and learning to swim. Mermaid Swim Safety tips are included!From the cover: Morah fancies herself a mermaid. There's just one problem: Mermaids don't wear floaties! Can Morah find the confidence to learn to swim? With supervised swim practice, Morah might finally let her floaties go.
Uh-Oh! Trucks
An adorable book about a boy and his trucks, whose antics drive the babysitter straight out the front door. With a funny twist ending this book is sure to delight any truck obsessed kid and the adults who love them.
Tyler Flies High
Tyler and Dad fly high in a plane. This B-level story uses decodable text to raise confidence in early readers. The book features long "i" sounds and uses a combination of sight words and long-vowel words in repetition to build recognition. Original illustrations help guide readers through the text. Author Cecilia Minden, Ph.D., a literacy consultant and former director of the Language and Literacy program at Harvard Graduate School of Education developed the series format. Includes author biography, phonetics, and teaching guides.
Passin' Gas in Class
They've been laughter's catalyst for millennia. Young boys revel in anything related to them, whereas young ladies loathe everything about them. These common, uncontrollable "things," while part and parcel of the human condition, are generally avoided if possible, but alas, endured by everyone at one time or another. Often the cause of embarrassment for both "culprit" and "victim," they sometimes transform an otherwise stuffy gent into a cackling fool. Of course, we are talking about... farts!Corrin Haskell's second book, Passin' Gas in Class, is based upon his 25 years' experience teaching 5th grade students about how "farts" are best handled in classroom situations. This hilarious book-for students, parents, and teachers-is sure to bring laughter and smiles... almost like a good, loud "you-know-what."
Maylie and the Maze
Will Maylie's dream be crushed by her own imagination?Ten-year-old Maylie Montes's dream is to become an author, but she has a problem. She can't finish a story. Not a single one.Her second problem is Camden, her annoying twin brother, who is determined to ruin their summer traveling through Europe with their famous photographer aunt and spunky grandma.The first stop is England where a castle and maze, a new British friend, and a lot of weird words await Maylie-but the first item on her itinerary is to learn how to write, so she can finally finish a story. However, this goal may land her a one-way ticket home after her writing targets her brother in a spooky story involving a nighttime maze full of monsters. And Camden has his own plans, leaving Maylie to wonder if her imagination has actually become a reality.
Poo Crew Have A Picnic
The second book in the hilarious series starring four mischievous poos who sabotage a family picnic and make it their own.
Deadlier Rhymes
Sheree Hollins thought her life would return back to normal after Christmas. She thought she would finally be able to live a normal life after all the death and pain and suffering she had been through. After the ghost that had been tormenting her was finally allowed to rest in peace. But she was wrong? What if something evil stayed behind? What if that evil was closer than ever? What if that evil was now inside her? Picking up right where Deadly Rhymes leaves off, part two of the trilogy explores the psychological horrors of real world traumas and ghost possessions. This haunting tale refuses to hold back any punches.
Much Too Much
Much Too Much is a fun book for kids that encourages children to clean up after themselves, share with others, and use their imaginations. It is a children's book full of fun life lessons, cute illustrations, and warm family values.Denise loves to use her imagination to have incredible adventures without ever leaving her home. But sometimes she gets carried away. Will she learn when enough is too much? Join Denise as she climbs mountains, rides on a dragon, and even finds a sea monster in her bathtub.
Deadliest Rhymes
Good Friday turned out to be anything but for Sheree Hollins, as death upon death stacked like bricks in her life, hardening her as the mortar sets. Easter turned out to be a world of new beginnings, as one of the dead found her way back into the land of the living, causing Sheree to question everything she once knew. The sister she lost. The sister who tried to kill her. The sister who was dead, but now brought back to life. However, for one to live, many more must die.
Deadly Rhymes
After the Hollins family moved into an old house on Song's End in the little town of Ravenwood, Washington, Sheree thought the hectic life she had in Seattle would finally be behind her. She was wrong. At first she didn't want to believe that their house was haunted, however the first night she heard a small child singing a creepy rendition of a children's lullaby quickly changed her mind. So twisted. So evil. So deadly. Is there any way she can rid her life of the ghost determined to haunt her, or is she doomed to suffer until she too falls victim to its wrath?
The Boy Aviators' Flight For A Fortune
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Luke's New Glasses
Luke's New Glasses is another delightful story in the life of Mrs. Miller, a kindergarten teacher. Luke is just starting school and has gotten his new glasses, but they never seem to stay on his face. See if you can help Luke find his glasses in each of the pictures. Will Mrs. Miller be able to find his glasses? Will Luke's mom find a way to keep Luke's glasses where they belong?If you enjoyed Virginia Mohler's other books, Mrs. Miller's Magic Blankets and Brian Learns to Play Ball, then you will enjoy Luke's New Glasses. You can help Mrs. Miller solve the mystery of the missing glasses.
The Worst Love Book in the Whole Entire World
Love is in the air...or maybe not...because this is the Worst Love Book in the Whole Entire World! Nameless, the dashing young rock on the cover, tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the WORST love book ever. What could possibly be so bad about a book about love? Who is that lady rock on the cover Is there really a goat in this book? Wait...WHAT?!?The Worst Love Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Fall in (or out of) love with a book so bad it might actually be good...The Entire World Books series is geared towards ages 3-9 and is great for beginner and reluctant readers. Boys, girls, primary school students, adults, and parents can enjoy this new quirky and silly children's book series.DISCLAIMER: the following book is not intended to be educational or considered a literary classical masterpiece by any means. However, if you have some reluctant readers, they may enjoy this easy-to-read series. Think 'The Book with No Pictures' humor, but with...pictures...
The Worst Birthday Book in the Whole Entire World
WARNING: This IS the WORST Birthday Book in the Whole Entire World If you're looking for balloons, cake, and cheerful birthday joy... you might want to turn around. Because Nameless the Rock is BACK-and someone gave him a birthday book. But not just any birthday book. The worst birthday book. Ever.There's confusion.There's chaos.And apparently... there's a mad cow? Nameless is just trying to survive the weirdest birthday celebration of all time, but nothing makes sense, and no one will tell him whose birthday it actually is. (Is it yours? The cow's? A surprise party gone very, VERY wrong?) What we do know?Kids. Are. Howling."My daughter laughed SO hard she snorted cake out her nose.""We read it five times in a row. Absolute madness.""This is the funniest 'birthday gift' I've ever given." YOU'LL LOVE THIS BOOK IF YOU LOVE: Birthday books that are completely unhingedWild read-alouds full of confusion and cowsFourth-wall-breaking characters who really need a napSilly picture books with unexpected twistsHumor that works for kids, parents, and snarky auntsGifting a birthday book that's way funnier than a cardPerfect for: Ages 4-8Preschool through 3rd gradeBeginner and reluctant readersParents, teachers & gift givers with a sense of humorFans of chaotic characters and offbeat storytelling The Worst Birthday Book in the Whole Entire World is part of the Entire World Books(TM) series-a laugh-out-loud collection where "normal" books go to die and Nameless the Rock just wants to be left alone (preferably with some cake). So go ahead... click "Add to Cart." (But don't expect a normal party.)
The Bad Guys in They're Bee-Hind You! (the Bad Guys #14), 14
NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE! "I wish I'd had these books as a kid. Hilarious!" -- Dav Pilkey, creator of Captain Underpants and Dog ManThey may look like Bad Guys, but these wannabe heroes are doing good deeds... whether you like it or not in this New York Times bestselling illustrated series.POP QUIZ! You are on the roof of a skyscraper. Every floor of that building has nasty things that just don't like you. And you REALLY need to get to the basement. Whaddaya do?! (And no, you can't just join the B-Team and fly away in their glamorous new spaceship.) Think quick, chico, because the multiverse is getting worse!
Little Sonny’s big Miss
Sonny is a four-year-old golfing star whose dream is to be the number one player in the world. His first challenge is to win and qualify for the PGA tour. Will his dream come true? Will his game hold up under the pressure of competition? Can he crack the big time? Will he overcome his big miss? Join Little Sonny on the fairways and greens of the game he loves to find out.
One Good Hit
Winner of Indies Today Children's Book of the Year 2021He is determined to get a hit!Bryson loves baseball, that is certain. So when he joins a tee-ball team, he's excited to play. But his first time at bat doesn't go well. Will Bryson's love for the sport be enough for his success?
Wherever We May Go
Join Jennie and her best friend Michael as they travel the world, learning about new places and cultures. In this second installment of Wherever We May Go, they experience the best of Paris, France with the help of their new friend.
Mermaids Don't Wear Floaties
Join Morah at the pool on a hot summer's day. There, decked out in her mermaid suit, she is determined to have a great time in the water. Encouraged by her mom, older brother, and the pool's friendly lifeguard, Morah considers taking off her safety floaties and learning to swim. Mermaid Swim Safety tips are included!From the cover: Morah fancies herself a mermaid. There's just one problem: Mermaids don't wear floaties! Can Morah find the confidence to learn to swim? With supervised swim practice, Morah might finally let her floaties go.
The Scariest Book in the Whole Entire World
WARNING: This IS the Scariest Book in the Whole Entire World If your kiddo cackled through The Book with No Pictures or begged for goofy read-alouds on repeat, then buckle up-because Nameless the rock is back... and he is NOT okay. He's trapped. In a book. A scary one. Like, full of spooky stuff. (Probably.) Nameless does his best to warn you of the terrifying dangers ahead. But he might... accidentally forget some. There might be a monster. Or a unicorn. Or both? Honestly, he's not even sure. What we do know? Kids CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING.Award-Winning Series!2022 Colorado Children's Book Award - 1st Place Winner2023 Readers' Favorite - Gold Medal Award WinnerParents Are Raving: "A spooky-silly twist on interactive storytelling that my kids beg for again and again.""My kindergartener 'read' it aloud with dramatic flair after just one read-through!""Perfect mix of suspense and giggles for Halloween-or any time."YOU'LL LOVE THIS BOOK IF YOU LOVE: Funny picture books that turn spooky into sillyCharacters who break the fourth wall (and lose their minds a little)Dramatic read-alouds with lots of yelling, whispering, and maybe some hiding under blanketsBooks for ages 3-8 that make kids want to read againHalloween stories that are more "hahaha" than "AHHHH!"Stories that don't take themselves too seriously-because life's already scary enoughPerfect for: Boys and girls ages 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8Preschool through 3rd gradeBeginner & reluctant readersParents, teachers, and kids who love goofy, over-the-top funHalloween gifts, storytime shenanigans, or bedtime belly laughsFans of Mo Willems, Grover, and any book that dares to get weird This IS the Scariest Book in the Whole Entire World is part of the Entire World Books series-a laugh-out-loud ride for kids (and grown-ups) who enjoy slightly off-the-rails adventures with characters who really didn't sign up for this.So go ahead... click "Add to Cart." (But don't say Nameless didn't warn you.)
Gingersnap Snatcher
Abuela made cookies to eat after school. The gingersnap kind, just the thought made us drool!We rushed home excited. We opened the door... The cookies were missing-just crumbs on the floor!The question is...who is the Gingersnap Snatcher?Reminiscent of Who Took the Cookie from the Cookie Jar, this humorous rhyming story features a diverse family on a mission to discover the ravenous thief.Was it Mr. Wiggles the cat? Sadie the family dog? Or someone unexpected? You'll have to read to find out!"The story is sweetly fun and the ending is definitely a surprise I did not expect." -Vivian C."My K-2 students LOVED the suspense and were guessing along the trail to find the snatcher." -Lori R."From the beginning to the end it's quite the whodunnit mystery! Plus the song at the end is pretty catchy too!" -Michaela S.
One Good Hit
Winner - Indies Today Children's Book of the Year 2021He is determined to get a hit!Bryson loves baseball, that is certain. So when he joins a tee-ball team, he's excited to play. But his first time at bat doesn't go well. Will Bryson's love for the sport be enough for his success?
Philbert LaRue had a Hole in his Shoe
"Philbert LaRue had a Hole in his Shoe" is a Seussical, lyrical, rhymingly-rhythmical comedy of errors that begins with a hole in a shoe and ends when a wiser Philbert learns a valuable lesson. A Dr. Seuss-like, rhyming tale about the dangers of procrastination, written by Matt Pelicano and illustrated by Ashley Spikings, Philbert is sure to please! For ages 6 and up.
The Fork Who Ate Spaghetti
This is the story of a fork. But not just any fork. This is a magical Fork. And he's on a mission to find the one thing he loves most: SPAGHETTI! Come along on the Fork's adventure to see if he'll ever get the chance to slurp a single noodle of his beloved spaghetti.
Santa and the Tooth Fairy in
It's the craziest Christmas EVER when a gift-giving contest between Santa and the Tooth Fairy spirals completely out of control.A job swap seems the only way to determine who works hardest. Santa will collect teeth and the Tooth Fairy will deliver presents - what could possibly go wrong?Absolutely EVERYTHING!As things go from bad to worse, one thing is certain. If Santa and the Tooth Fairy can't resolve their differences, they'll BOTH be on the naughty list!
