They Don't Make Studebakers Anymore
I was born on the hood of a Studebaker . . . So begins the story of Boy, coming of age in a small town in the 1960s. From trying to understand the Cold War, to first kisses, and the moon landing, Boy struggles to make sense of his world. The unexpected disappearance of his father raises a multitude of questions: Was he really born in outer space? What exactly does one do when The Bomb lands in your backyard? And what precisely is supposed to happen on the front porch after your first slow dance with a girl? With his exceptional memory and keen observation skills, he chronicles the indignities of summer camp, drama club, driving lessons, and the prom-often with hilarious results-all while trying to assert some independence, and supporting his mother through her struggles to keep the family going. But as childhood makes way for adolescence and mystery gives way to mastery, Boy finds his newfound certainty turned upside down when he makes an unexpected discovery, and a forest-green car that looks an awful lot like the long-lost Studebaker turns everything on its head.
Spending the Jackpot
They say money changes everything. But what if you were already happy before it arrived?Alice Cash always considered herself lucky. A kind husband. Two lovely children. A cosy house. A three-star Spanish holiday every year. What more could anyone want?Then her husband Freddie wins 瞿2.3 million-and everything begins to unravel.Suddenly it's Rolexes, Porsches and private school interviews. Gone is their annual trip to Casa Lola. In its place: a luxury hotel full of snobs and strangers. As Freddie chases a glitzier future, Alice quietly mourns the life they've left behind-and starts giving their money away in secret. But while Freddie tries to 'upgrade' their lives, he's hiding a secret of his own. One that could bankrupt their marriage in more ways than one.A sharply observed, big-hearted novel about love, money, miscommunication and the courage to want less when you're being offered more. Spending the Jackpot is a bitter-sweet, lump-in-the-throat comedy perfect for fans of David Nicholls, Gillian Harvey and Nick Hornby.
A Dodo's Life
Not every mystery involves a dead body.Meet Walter. An unassuming man, in an unassuming town, leading what ought to be a simple, quiet life. But expectations have a way of slipping sideways. One moment, you're walking the cat, the next you're knee-deep in a mystery no one notices.Hang on! A slew of cryptic notes yanked me out of my chair and into a world I'd happily retired from. The cat came too- uninvited, armed with opinions and claws sharp enough to need a permit. Clara said it was good for me. I said it was like toilet paper stuck to my shoe. Only louder, and with bad handwriting. -W.Right. As I was saying . . .Welcome to A Dodo's Life-a wry, tender, and quietly funny story about love that lingers, memories that wander in odd corners, and mysteries that arrive when you least expect them. Perfect for fans of cozy mysteries and heartwarming fiction.A quirky tale of life, laughter, and things we misplace.A Dodo's Life - a cozy mystery with humor, homemade bread, memories, and a stubborn cat who might be the sharpest sleuth of the bunch.The trouble isn't chasing mysteries. It's when they catch you.For readers who enjoy slice-of-life humor, gentle mysteries, and heartwarming stories of family and love. Fans of Richard Osman's The Thursday Murder Club and Fredrik Backman's A Man Called Ove will feel right at home in the pages of A Dodo's Life.
The Dream Life of Larry Rios
Larry Rios, Chicano poet extraordinaire, has a chip on his shoulder and a bone to pick with literature. He's got a sword-swallowing frog named Yuks on the brain and a murder under his belt (possibly). Then there's The Snake-Haired Lady, who won't seem to go away. And don't get ol' Larry started on his ex-it's a sad, funny story. Wait. Is "Larry Rios" his real name? Does he know Jeet Kune Do? Is The Dream Life of Larry Rios some highbrow metaphysical caper? Dear reader, maybe read the book to find out. Maybe don't. Larry'll judge you either way. Peace.
I Pose
A luminous rediscovery that will charm and provoke in equal measure I Pose invites you into the witty, searching world of Stella Benson. This character-driven story tracks an unconventional heroine as she navigates early 20th-century society with humor, courage, and a quietly revolutionary spirit. Benson s novel blends British humor and social satire with introspective narrative to explore women s independence and early feminist themes. Through vivid, sympathetic portraits and lively dialogue, I Pose delivers humorous social commentary on class, identity, and the pressures that shape a woman s choices. The result is literary fiction that delights casual readers while rewarding classic literature collectors with its layered craft and moral intelligence. Historically significant and stylistically fresh, I Pose stands as an essential example of early 20th-century literature and feminist fiction: a book that helped broaden depictions of female interiority and independence. Alpha Editions is proud to republish this long-neglected treasure a Stella Benson novel that was out of print for decades and is now restored for today s and future generations. This edition is not just a reprint it s a collector s item and a cultural treasure, carefully restored to preserve authorial nuance and historical context. Whether you seek incisive social satire, a richly drawn, character-driven story, or a touchstone of early feminist fiction, I Pose is a timeless, spirited read that belongs on every shelf of classic literature and literary fiction enthusiasts.
The Montegiallo School of Swearing
Accidentally buying a Sicilian villa for just one euro is not the great Eat, Pray, Love game-changer that Brian Chapman hopes it would be. Instead, tumbledown buildings, a shortage of plumbers, and resentful locals make Brian's drunken whim look like the biggest mistake of his chequered career so far. Who could believe that an outbreak of swearing would lead not only to cultural reconciliation but to this very Australian fish out of water finding true love in Italy?
Side Effects May Include Dancing
Side Effects May Include Dancing A short novel about saving the world.It started with a letter. An eccentric aunt. A coffee shop in New Orleans. Andthen the world changed.Bertie Ryan never asked for this gift. But when she inherits a strange legacy fromher Aunt Maddie - equal parts voodoo, miracle, and higher consciousness -she discovers she can make people happier, kinder, and more awake, instantly.With the help of her spirited book club, the Bookies, Bertie's "gift" goes viral.But as the joyful ripple effect spreads through the city, not everyone is pleased.A powerful pharmaceutical company and maker of antidepressants, and twobackroom politicians see Bertie's power as a threat to their empire, and theyare determined to shut her down. They come for Bertie - and she'll have to risehigher than ever before.Side Effects May Include Dancing is a heart-opening tale of Southern humor, arecipe book for expanding joy, and a tell-all of what's possible when we rememberwho we really are.
Charming!
IT'S THE STORY THEY DIDN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR! FINALLY PRINCE CHARMING TALKS! In his time, the man was a cross between James Bond and Nelson Mandela. And yet what do we know about him? That his name is Prince Charming and that he fits a mean glass slipper! That's it. For generations Prince Charming has been Dr Watson to the Holmes of Cinderella and maybe even Charles to Diana. He was an amalgam of Jack Kennedy and Tom Sawyer, Spartacus and Jim Hawkins, John Lennon and Mr D'Arcy. Far from being the anodyne and lifeless character of legend, the Prince was a wild and fascinating man, whose often paradoxical character was forged in a youth crammed with intrigue and adventure. And love? Well, yes, there was some love; even (shock, horror!) some other girlfriends before Cinderella. But the romance of Charming!' is one in the broader sense of the word: a romantic novel set in times considerably less romantic than they have been portrayed.
Titus and Roni
Two parents who, in facing death, face life. Perhaps for the first time. Titus, as well as being a father, is a grandfather. He has been kidnapped by his son in Colombia; Roni is a Glaswegian mother whose son, in twenty-four hours, will be executed by lethal injection. They are two novellas which, whilst they could exist separately, also complement each other. They are stories of doom, but not of gloom; stories, certainly of tragedy, but ingrained with both comedy and optimism. Their two principal characters surrender in order to fight on and traverse despair to find hope. They are two unremarkable people who, in finally accepting death, triumph over life, and become thereby remarkable indeed. Certainly, you will cry with Titus and with Roni, but also you will laugh with them. You will despair with them, and clutch at the same straws. Written with Dark's customary elegance, Titus and Roni is as mellifluous in its telling as it is compulsive in its tale.
The Book of George
From the author of the critically acclaimed Laura & Emma comes a The Love Affairs of Nathaniel P. for our times: Kate Greathead's "mesmerizing" (Maria Semple) excavation of millennial masculinity, The Book of George. If you haven't had the misfortune of dating a George, you know someone who has. He's a young man brimming with potential but incapable of following through; sweet yet noncommittal to his long-suffering girlfriend; distant from but still reliant on his mother; charmingly funny one minute, sullenly brooding the next. Here, Kate Greathead paints one particular, unforgettable George in a series of droll and surprisingly poignant snapshots of his life over two decades. Despite his failings, it's hard not to root for George at least a little. Beneath his cynicism is a reservoir of fondness for his girlfriend, Jenny, and her valiant willingness to put up with him. Each demonstration of his flaws is paired with a self-eviscerating comment. No one is more disappointed in him than himself (except maybe Jenny and his mother). As hilarious as it is resonant and as singular as it is universal, The Book of George is a deft, unexpectedly moving portrait of one man--but also countless others.
More to Life
Retired school teacher Colette Corbyn goes kicking and screaming into assisted living, when she has planned to live out her days in the privacy of her own home. As she begrudgingly settles into Shady Meadow, she makes an unlikely friend, Margaret, who claims the Women's Movement demeaned women. A loud, obnoxious neighbor, Dottie, seems to be off her rocker, but she's actually addicted to opioids and has an alarming secret life. Best-selling novelist Susan Hartley, afflicted with Alzheimer's, doesn't recognize her latest book, and becomes violent when she mistakes Colette for her sister. Colette struggles to come to terms with her sometimes-contentious daughter Brooke and seeks a relationship with her grandson Carter, long lost down the rabbit hole of QAnon. Colette thinks she is done with romance until she meets Harry, who suffers from AMD and can only read music through a magnifying glass. As Colette and Harry share their love of piano playing, Colette discovers complications in his life which may prevent their relationship from enduring. With compassion and wit, Lynch demonstrates that old age has its perks, and, nearing the end of life, every day is worth living to its fullest.*****Legacy Book Press LLC is a traditional publisher of personal stories told via non-fiction, fiction, poetry, or a combination.
R J Lamp Post A Day In The Life
Not all heroes wear capes-some shine from eight feet above the pavement.Meet R.J. Lamp Post, the most unlikely storyteller you'll ever encounter. From his spot on a Michigan street corner, R.J. has seen it all-wild thunderstorms, mischievous kids, neighborhood drama, daring rescues, and even a few laugh-out-loud disasters. With humor, heart, and a streetlight's unique perspective, he shares the stories of everyday life that unfold under his steady glow.Whether he's scaring off burglars with a burst of blinking light, watching a boy's tongue get hilariously stuck to his icy pole, or quietly keeping vigil during secret midnight meetings, R.J. proves he's more than just a fixture. He's a guardian, a witness, and sometimes an unwilling participant in the chaos of community life.Virginia M. Lawrence's A Day in the Life is a charming, funny, and unexpectedly touching tale that will make you laugh, reflect, and never look at a streetlight the same way again. Perfect for readers who enjoy lighthearted fiction with a dash of wit and heart.
Whistling Librarian
A break-in at the Two Harbors Public Library leads to the discovery of a tape recording of a song made famous by a local rock band, but with different lyrics. The Whistling Pines residents recall events from the time, reigniting questions about the song and a long-forgotten band member's death. Revelations about unknown cousins in a family tree, an outbreak of "apiary flu", a library s矇ance, and a visiting baby's disappearance from the senior residence all intersect with a 1970s fatal car accident.S. Peters-Davis Editorial Review The prologue begins with a question of 'what happened next?' Then it moves on to the characters (workers and residents - each one with their own quirks) at Whistling Pines Senior Resident Home. Peter Rogers runs the place and makes the perfect main character. There's always something going on that consistently captivates me throughout the mystery. This is book 10 of the Whistling Pines Mysteries series, so most of the characters have grown on me, making me smile, laugh, or wonder what the heck they are thinking, doing, or creating for Peter. I adore all of Mr. Hovey's books and the additions to this book from Ms. Flagge. I'm never disappointed and am always ready for the next one: )
Udder Nonsense - More Tales from Frost Heaves
Welcome back to Frost Heaves, New Hampshire, where the coffee's strong, the winters are longer, and common sense is about as rare as a reasonable property tax bill. In this delightful new collection, Yankee humorist Fred Marple returns with more tales from New England's most charmingly unpredictable town. When the Loon Lodge decides to raise funds with a duck race, nobody counted on the ducks having their own agenda. Young Albert Cooper discovers that prize sows and romance don't mix, And when Millard Tuttle spots a certain red-suited fellow in distress, Christmas in Frost Heaves takes an unexpected turn. From the church basement to the town square, Pastor Woodstead questions his calling while a champion bingo player meets her match in an overly chatty newcomer. Plus, catch up on all the local news through Fred's signature "News Nuggets" and police reports that prove truth really is stranger than fiction. Fred Marple has been called the Garrison Keillor of New England and the voice of New Hampshire as Bert & I once were to Mainers. Nobody captures small-town Yankee life with more warmth and wit. Whether you're a longtime New Englander or just wish you were, Udder Nonsense serves up the perfect blend of gentle humor, quirky characters, and the kind of storytelling that makes you feel right at home-even if home has more than its share of stubborn livestock and well-meaning folks with questionable judgment. Praise for Fred Marple's Welcome to Frost Heaves: "Absolutely hilarious." "This book was nonstop laughter." "Born and raised in New England and smiled through the whole book." "...great old Yankee satire and wit!" "New Englanders will be rolling on the floor laughing." "This is the New Hampshire I remember from my girlhood - forthright, thrifty, quirky characters who know what living in a real community is all about." "This is a funny, witty, wise and warm book ..." "Fabulously fun for all ages!"
Will There Ever Be Another You
"Lockwood has written a roving chronicle of the madness of illness and the frightening porousness of what it means to be yourself in the hilariously profound way that only she could." - Vulture "Bonkers." - The New York Times "Reliably brilliant." - The Washington Post "A wild, devilishly curious, often hallucinatory ride that's worth its weight in insights." - The San Francisco Chronicle From the Booker Prize finalist and "formidably gifted writer" (The New York Times), a vertiginous novel about a woman's descent into illness and insanity. Amid a global pandemic, one young woman is trying to keep the pieces together - of her family, stunned by a devastating loss, and of her mind, left mangled and misfiring from a mystifying disease. She's afraid of her own floorboards, and "WHAT IS LOVE? BABY DON'T HURT ME" plays over and over in her ears. She hates her friends, or more accurately, she doesn't know who they are. Has the illness stolen her old mind and given her a new one? Does it mean she'll get to start over from scratch, a chance afforded to very few people? The very weave of herself seems to have loosened: time and memories pass straight through her body. "I'm sorry not to respond to your email," she writes, "but I live completely in the presentnow." Will There Ever Be Another You is the brain-shredding, phosphorescent story of one woman's dissolution and her attempt to create a new way of thinking, as well as a profound investigation into what keeps us alive in times of unprecedented disorientation and loss, from one of our most original writers. Praise for Will There Ever Be Another You "Patricia Lockwood... writes with the impish verve and provocative guilelessness of a peeing cupid." - The New Yorker "Completely singular... Patricia Lockwood's body of work is like this: a hymn--or ode, depending on the day--to the painful project of being human." - The New Republic "The author's fans will find her trademark humor, originality, and depth on full display. This is a knockout." - starred Publishers Weekly Praise for No One Is Talking About This "A book that reads like a prose poem, at once sublime, profane, intimate, philosophical, witty and, eventually, deeply moving." --The New York Times "Reading Patricia Lockwood raises questions. Questions such as, How can a person understand both herself and the world with such clarity? How does a person experience things so intensely and express them so buoyantly? Am I laughing or am I crying? Lockwood's first novel is as crystalline, witty, and brain-shredding as her poetry and criticism." --Vulture "Wow. I can't remember the last time I laughed so much reading a book. What an inventive and startling writer...I'm so glad I read this. I really think this book is remarkable." --David Sedaris "God, is she funny!" --The New Yorker
The Approval of Sheep
Gordon Slee fears he was never meant to be born. Anxious since childhood after hearing he was an accident, the forty-two-year-old is still struggling to escape the shadow of his high-achieving family. But a glimmer of hope is on the horizon - a huge promotion within his hotel group is up for grabs, and he is sure that his time has come to make a mark on the world. However, within his own department, redundancies are afoot. He may lose his job before he gets the chance. Until he learns of a historic covenant that preserves the right for sheep to run through the company's top London hotel. Could he convince his boss that he's the man to save the hotel from catastrophe?Up in Bryn Nefyn, North Wales, live the descendants of the covenant owner. The elderly sheep farmer and his aging hippy brother could use the money the hotel might offer. But along with their strong-willed American shepherdess, they laugh at Gordon's attempts to negotiate a deal. Surely, they couldn't use a covenant that's been forgotten about for over a hundred years. Or could they?For lovers of upmarket commercial fiction with a touch of romance and comedy, The Approval of Sheep is an uplifting story about family and love, overcoming adversity and discovering our reason for our place in this world.
The Case of the Stolen Underwear
All the underwear have been stolen from The Dilly Dollar Store and a quirky small-town reporter slowly gets involved in trying to solve the disturbing crime. As she follows the case, stolen underwear start resurfacing in odd places, including on the head of a park statue and on a supermarket watermelon. Her co-workers at the newspaper blend into the crazy background of personality disorders, including someone who gets fired every day. As she slowly rules out suspects, she feels she is closing in on the perpetrator. The unexpected ending brings her into a face-to-face confrontation with the underwear villain. Will justice prevail?
Ms. Mia and Murder at the Desert Sunrise Resort
A stolen treasure, a luxury Southwest resort and a modern day Miss Marple-check into a lighthearted murder mystery with a satisfying conclusion.Embark on a Southwestern adventure full of fun, secrets, and suspense with Ms. Mia. The charming amateur sleuth never misses a chance to discover secrets and rearrange lives at Spinel Resorts, the boutique hotel chain founded by her late husband. Solve mysteries in glamorous resorts with Ms. Mia!Thrilling Cozy Mystery: Join Ms. Mia in a classic murder mystery at the Desert Sunrise Resort. Perfect for Agatha Christie fans.Glamorous Setting: Escape to an exclusive resort with desert mountain hikes and spa treatments, where secrets and suspense unfold in a twisty whodunit.Amateur Sleuth: Ms. Mia dives headfirst into the investigation, with charm, wit-and a glass of champagne.Addictive New Series: 4 New Books in 2025-and more being written!Sip champagne and join Ms. Mia's escapades as she travels the world between exotic destinations, solving mysteries and restoring order-one adventure at a time.When an ancient flute is unearthed at The Desert Sunrise Resort, Ms. Mia seizes the chance to host a dazzling exhibit, roping in charismatic archaeologist Kyle Lee to star in a documentary. But when the priceless artifact vanishes in the dead of night, the grand opening teeters on the brink of disaster-along with Ms. Mia's reputation.Armed with wit, champagne, and aid from her prankster nephew and the resort's brilliant concierge, Ms. Mia dives into the investigation. At her hotels, no thief-or murderer-escapes unchecked!Perfect for fans of Agatha Christie's Miss Marple, Donna Andrews' Meg Langslow, and Joanne Fluke's Hannah Swenson, this delightful whodunit overflows with charm, humor, and clever twists.Check in to a lighthearted, thrilling getaway where mystery meets glamour with Ms. Mia and Murder at the Desert Sunrise Resort!
What Is Wrong with You?
A Library Journal Best Book of 2025 "[A] rollicking farce about the things we do for love...A perfect book for this moment." --People "The genuinely hilarious Paul Rudnick" (Gary Shteyngart, New York Times bestselling author) returns with a witty, insightful new novel about the joy, delight, pain, and absurdity of love in an age of cynicism, divorce, and digital madness. A tech billionaire and the flight attendant he's marrying. A TV superhero who used to be married to the flight attendant. A Manhattan book editor and the sensitivity associate who got him fired. A twenty-three-year-old wild child prodigy who's perhaps the savior of American literature. A vengeful Arkansas sheriff who sells a vitamin-enriched, ten-pounds-off-today demulsifier. A Wall Street bro who raps on TikTok. Two dentists--possibly stalking each other. What do these people have in common? Invited or not, they're all headed to the most anticipated destination wedding ever, on the billionaire's private island, to seek romance, to cause mayhem, and to figure out everyone else's futures and maybe even their own. Find out what happens in Paul Rudnick's heartfelt new novel, which dares to pose the question essential to anyone who's ever been in love: What Is Wrong with You?
Clone
Would you rather be Unlucky or Immoral?Murphy Lawler is not a bad person, but when he's around bad things tend to happen. He suffers in ignorance until an explanation arrives. Murphy's misfortune is hard wired into his genetic code. He's cursed at a molecular level.Things have gone from bad to worse. His wife, his friends, and society at large react, and not with a gentle, reasoned calm. Murphy loses everything. But Murphy's plight has a silver lining. The doctors start to experiment. Neither they nor the world is prepared for their success. A success they'd rather keep locked away.Word gets out about this unnatural selection. The clone is a problem, but he doesn't want to be solved. Light your torches and sharpen your pitchforks to hunt the monster in Clone, an absurd adventure full of humour and wit. Murphy and his unethical twin are on a collision course.Think twice, then...Buy Now
Happy Holidays?
My book is about holidays I have taken with immediate family, friends from school or my school career as a senior teacher all over the world, including most of the UK, nearly all Europe, Australia, South Africa, Canada and the USA. It has serious stories in it, but is mostly about things that perhaps didn't perhaps go quite as they should, and there were many little disasters. It is basically a poor man's Bill Bryson's travel around the Gordon holidays.
Happy Holidays?
My book is about holidays I have taken with immediate family, friends from school or my school career as a senior teacher all over the world, including most of the UK, nearly all Europe, Australia, South Africa, Canada and the USA. It has serious stories in it, but is mostly about things that perhaps didn't perhaps go quite as they should, and there were many little disasters. It is basically a poor man's Bill Bryson's travel around the Gordon holidays.
Peter Pan
Peter Pan, the timeless classic by J. M. Barrie, invites readers into the magical world of Neverland, where adventure, wonder, and imagination reign supreme. This enchanting tale explores the joys and challenges of childhood, the inevitability of growing up, and the enduring power of belief in magic. The Story of Neverland When Peter Pan, the boy who refuses to grow up, flies into the lives of Wendy Darling and her brothers, they embark on an unforgettable journey to Neverland. Alongside the mischievous Tinker Bell, the daring Lost Boys, and their fierce nemesis Captain Hook, the Darling children experience thrilling adventures filled with pirates, mermaids, and the magic of flight. Key Themes: Childhood and Imagination: A celebration of the innocence and boundless creativity of youth. Adventure and Freedom: Exploring the joys of escapism and the yearning for freedom from adult responsibilities. Friendship and Loyalty: The bonds formed in times of challenge and wonder. Why Read Peter Pan? This beloved classic is more than just a children's story-it is a profound meditation on the fleeting nature of childhood and the enduring need for dreams and adventure. Whether you're revisiting it as an adult or discovering it for the first time, Peter Pan is a magical tale that continues to inspire and delight readers of all ages.
The Kings of the Backyard
We are called to live out the hero's journey. For some of us, that calling isn't answered until well into middle age and beyond. The Kings of the Backyard follows the lives of three 30 somethings who never set a goal, never tried and never committed to anything, as they attempt to add meaning to their ordinary and mostly mundane lives. It is a classic story of those suffering arrested development, being forced to grow up by a world that does not reward such waste. What are they going to do now that their 20's are over? Get stable jobs? Find partners and settle down? NO WAY! That would be too easy for our heroes. Follow them as they navigate life's tragedies and push back against the very society that enabled their existence to begin with. Cheer them on as they go kicking and screaming into maturity and celebrate when they are finally crowned, The Kings of the Backyard.
Modern Dance, Brass Balls, and....
In this humorous story set in the repressive 1950s, insecure Lars Jonson reveals two deep, closely guarded secrets: His lifelong dream is to become a professional modern dancer, and he believes himself to be homosexual. These characteristics are frowned upon and, indeed, despised in his Southside Chicago neighborhood. When in his high school's college placement office he chances upon a brochure advertising an exciting new program in Modern Dance-led by none other than the famous dancer Diego Ra, at the Wilbur M. Butz College in Alesburg, Illinois-he thinks, This will be my nirvana. Here he can realize his dream to become a modern dancer, surrounded by fellow dance enthusiasts and maybe with a sampling of homos around as well. Moreover, he will be in a safe place, far, far away from the haters in his Southside Chicago neighborhood. So, he packs his bag and heads for Butz College. Unfortunately, not all dreams come true, and Lars's nirvana is not exactly as was proclaimed in the brochure. In an achingly funny and painfully human voice, Lars shares his disillusionment and hopelessness. But in the depths of despair, Lars finds the courage to face, and defeat, his demons head-on and discovers his dreams may be well within reach.
Seashells, Gator Bones, and the Church of Everlasting Liability
"Makes me wonder if God's even up there at all. And if he is, why ain't he doing a better job of things down here. Unless maybe he's doing the best he can."In 1930s Toad Springs, Florida, a three-legged gator with Jesus's birthmark draws pilgrims while the town's residents navigate church scandals, family secrets, and failed businesses. Through authentic voices in genuine dialect, these interconnected tales reveal how ordinary people survived the Depression with humor, faith, and resilience. From teenage betrayal to beauty shop disasters, from prison-trained preachers to secret knitters, Susan Adger weaves an unforgettable portrait of Old Florida that will make you laugh, cry, and feel you've found a community of friends.
Lobster Salad, By P.b. St. John And E. Copping
Dive into the delightful world of "Lobster Salad," a collection of humorous short stories by P.B. St. John and E. Copping. This classic work showcases the authors' wit and satirical perspective on 19th-century society. These stories, filled with eccentric characters and comical situations, offer a lighthearted escape and a glimpse into a bygone era. Perfect for readers seeking a quick, amusing read, "Lobster Salad" promises laughter and entertainment. Rediscover the charm of these timeless tales, and savor the humor that has amused readers for generations.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Walking in My Sister's Shadow
Melina has always lived in the shadow of her older sister Monica, who is considered beautiful and accomplished, seemingly having everything. As Monica prepares to marry into one of the wealthiest families in town, Melina is expected to smile and assume the role of the supportive sister. However, when Melina discovers a long-hidden secret about Monica's fianc矇's family, a secret that could jeopardize not only the wedding but their entire future, she faces an incredibly difficult decision: remain silent to protect her sister's happiness or reveal the truth and risk everything. Walking in my sister's shadow is a poignant and gripping tale of family, identity, and the profound cost of silence. It explores the fragile bonds between sisters, the courage it takes to speak out, and the strength required to step out from behind someone else's brilliance and finally claim your own. Because sometimes, stepping out of the shadows doesn't just change your path - it sets the whole stage alight.
Stories From the Diary of a Doctor. (First Series.)
Title: Stories from the Diary of a Doctor, etc. (First Series.).Publisher: British Library, Historical Print EditionsThe British Library is the national library of the United Kingdom. It is one of the world's largest research libraries holding over 150 million items in all known languages and formats: books, journals, newspapers, sound recordings, patents, maps, stamps, prints and much more. Its collections include around 14 million books, along with substantial additional collections of manuscripts and historical items dating back as far as 300 BC.The FICTION & PROSE LITERATURE collection includes books from the British Library digitised by Microsoft. The collection provides readers with a perspective of the world from some of the 18th and 19th century's most talented writers. Written for a range of audiences, these works are a treasure for any curious reader looking to see the world through the eyes of ages past. Beyond the main body of works the collection also includes song-books, comedy, and works of satire. ++++The below data was compiled from various identification fields in the bibliographic record of this title. This data is provided as an additional tool in helping to insure edition identification: ++++ British Library Meade, Elizabeth Thomasina; 1894. 370 p.; 8?簞. 012626.ee.43.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Stories From the Diary of a Doctor. Second Series
Title: Stories from the Diary of a Doctor. Second series.Publisher: British Library, Historical Print EditionsThe British Library is the national library of the United Kingdom. It is one of the world's largest research libraries holding over 150 million items in all known languages and formats: books, journals, newspapers, sound recordings, patents, maps, stamps, prints and much more. Its collections include around 14 million books, along with substantial additional collections of manuscripts and historical items dating back as far as 300 BC.The FICTION & PROSE LITERATURE collection includes books from the British Library digitised by Microsoft. The collection provides readers with a perspective of the world from some of the 18th and 19th century's most talented writers. Written for a range of audiences, these works are a treasure for any curious reader looking to see the world through the eyes of ages past. Beyond the main body of works the collection also includes song-books, comedy, and works of satire. ++++The below data was compiled from various identification fields in the bibliographic record of this title. This data is provided as an additional tool in helping to insure edition identification: ++++ British Library Meade, Elizabeth; 1896. 357 p.; 8?簞. 012627.m.10.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Below the Salt
Title: Below the Salt. [Tales.]Publisher: British Library, Historical Print EditionsThe British Library is the national library of the United Kingdom. It is one of the world's largest research libraries holding over 150 million items in all known languages and formats: books, journals, newspapers, sound recordings, patents, maps, stamps, prints and much more. Its collections include around 14 million books, along with substantial additional collections of manuscripts and historical items dating back as far as 300 BC.The FICTION & PROSE LITERATURE collection includes books from the British Library digitised by Microsoft. The collection provides readers with a perspective of the world from some of the 18th and 19th century's most talented writers. Written for a range of audiences, these works are a treasure for any curious reader looking to see the world through the eyes of ages past. Beyond the main body of works the collection also includes song-books, comedy, and works of satire. ++++The below data was compiled from various identification fields in the bibliographic record of this title. This data is provided as an additional tool in helping to insure edition identification: ++++ British Library Robins, Elizabeth; 1896. 248 p.; 8?簞. 012626.ee.35.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
The fantastic, boozy 5
The Fantastic, boozy 5 tells the story of the adventurous experiences of a colorful group: Lisa, Melinda, Ella, Michelle, whom everyone calls "Princess", and Max. Their stories are marked by friendship, heartbreak, and unforgettable adventures. Together, they navigate the ups and downs of life with humor and a glass in hand!
Mad Dreams
Step into the world of Mad Dreams by Rohit Ramachandran, where corporate cubicles are just the beginning. What starts as a razor-sharp satire of office politics quickly erupts into a wild, unflinching exploration of the world we live in. With biting black humour, the book takes aim at majority politics, herd mentality, and rigid middle-class prejudices-forcing readers to laugh, think, and sometimes squirm.Perfect for fans of dark comedy, social satire, and stories that challenge the status quo, Mad Dreams isn't just a book-it's a mirror held up to society, reflecting the absurd, the ridiculous, and the dangerously familiar.Corporate Satire Meets Social Commentary: Laugh at the absurdity of office politics, then question the world beyond the cubicle.Dark Humour at Its Finest: Sharp, witty, and fearless-this book takes aim at majority politics, herd mentality, and middle-class prejudices.Bigger Questions, Wilder Ride: From office walls to societal norms, the story challenges readers to think differently.Unpredictable & Thrilling: Every page offers a twist, a laugh, or a moment of reflection.Perfect for Fans of Satire & Black Comedy: A must-read for anyone who loves to laugh while confronting uncomfortable truths.Dare to question, dare to laugh, and dare to dream madly.
Making Steven Famous
After twenty years of chasing dreams, Donny Love returns to his gritty hometown of Hamilton with his wife Allison, whose patience is wearing thin. They're expecting their first child, so the pressure's on to grow up. He takes a job writing an entertainment column for The Hamilton Gazette, the steeltown's daily paper. In a desperate moment, he writes a series of columns with ludicrous tales about long-lost friend Steven Dundee. These articles take on a life of their own, as the public goes crazy for this fictitious hero. Soon, Donny's fabrications begin to haunt him in unexpected and madcap ways, as his lies spread like wildfire across North America. Even Hollywood latches onto the story, with ridiculous results! But in the midst of the fiasco, Donny rediscovers the power of old friendships and the beauty of the life that's right in front of him. Filled with hilarious, outrageous characters, genuine steel town colour, wild plot twists, and heart-warming relationships, this addictive read will keep you turning pages to the very end!
Tony Needs Speed
In the fourth and final installment of the Steeltown Chronicles, Tony Valentini's past as a Micro Sprint race phenom comes back to haunt him. At his daughter's big go kart race, the sinister Doughboy throws sand in her gas tank, and his dad's mob cronies Beppe Santucci and Uncle Toto call in Frank Valentini's old gambling debt. They'll let Frank off the hook if Tony helps Beppe's son Giorgio, a sweet-natured man-child, win The Special. Despite his long-standing bitterness toward his father, Tony knows he has no choice. He has to step up, for his mother's sake.Things get even worse when he's forced to work with Randy Rocket, the legendary Nascar mechanic who's now "two fries short of a Happy Meal". And on top of that, a crazy figure from his past is spying on him! Even with the support of John, Norb, and Donny, Tony is starting to lose his marbles.At the gripping climax, Tony's faced with a real shocker. And, for the first time in twenty years, he can't fight it anymore--Tony has a serious need for speed!Full of plot twists, insane characters, and madcap humour, Tony Needs Speed will pull your heartstrings. The engines are running, so buckle up!
The Stiffening Kinship
Set in the 1980s--the heyday of actual romance novels--The Stiffening Kinship is a wild parody of the romance novels your mother read and then some.This novel is a spoof of bad romance novels, and follows the bawdy, unlikely adventures of Constance Riley, a widowed young travel agent from Passaic, New Jersey.Since it is a spoof of a romance novel, The Stiffening Kinship contains some euphemistically-worded love scenes which may be too silly for some viewers and is meant for adult readers. It is intended for immature audiences only.The Stiffening Kinship... So bad, it's good!
The Little Warrior
Delight in the timeless wit and charm of P.G. Wodehouse with "The Little Warrior." This uproarious novel showcases Wodehouse's signature blend of clever plotting, eccentric characters, and sparkling prose. Follow the antics of the unforgettable cast as they navigate the complexities of love, friendship, and social misadventures. "The Little Warrior" is a quintessential example of Wodehouse's genius, filled with laugh-out-loud moments and endearing characters that will stay with you long after you've turned the final page. A perfect read for anyone seeking a delightful escape into a world of lighthearted humor and timeless appeal.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
The Little Warrior
Delight in the timeless wit and charm of P.G. Wodehouse with "The Little Warrior." This uproarious novel showcases Wodehouse's signature blend of clever plotting, eccentric characters, and sparkling prose. Follow the antics of the unforgettable cast as they navigate the complexities of love, friendship, and social misadventures. "The Little Warrior" is a quintessential example of Wodehouse's genius, filled with laugh-out-loud moments and endearing characters that will stay with you long after you've turned the final page. A perfect read for anyone seeking a delightful escape into a world of lighthearted humor and timeless appeal.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Sweethearts And Wives
"Sweethearts And Wives" offers a captivating collection of stories depicting life in the Navy during the early 20th century, as seen through the eyes of the women who loved and supported the sailors. Anna Alexander Rogers masterfully portrays the challenges and triumphs of these women, exploring themes of love, loss, and resilience. Each story provides a glimpse into the unique experiences of naval families, from the excitement of departures to the anxieties of waiting for their loved ones' return. Rogers' writing is both poignant and insightful, capturing the spirit of an era marked by duty and sacrifice. These stories are a tribute to the unsung heroines of the Navy, whose unwavering devotion played a vital role in shaping the lives of those who served. "Sweethearts And Wives" remains a timeless portrayal of the human condition and the enduring power of love in the face of adversity.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Barbarossa And Other Tales. From The German By L.c.s
"Barbarossa and Other Tales" presents a collection of short stories translated from the German by L.C.S., featuring the work of Paul Heyse, a Nobel laureate in Literature. These tales transport readers to the landscapes and societal nuances of 19th-century Germany, exploring themes of love, fate, and the human condition.Included in this collection is the titular story, "Barbarossa", alongside other captivating narratives, offering a glimpse into the rich tapestry of German literary tradition. This edition makes these classic stories accessible to English-speaking audiences, preserving the essence of Heyse's storytelling while providing an engaging reading experience.Readers interested in historical fiction, classic literature, and the works of celebrated European authors will find this collection a worthy addition to their library.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
What The Woods Told
"What The Woods Told: A Bouquet Of Legends" by Gustav Heinrich Gans zu Putlitz, presents a collection of enchanting short stories steeped in folklore and historical charm. These tales, reminiscent of classic legends, offer readers a glimpse into a world where nature speaks and history whispers its secrets.Each story is crafted with rich imagery and timeless themes, exploring the mystical connection between humanity and the natural world. Perfect for readers who appreciate the art of storytelling and the enduring power of legends, this collection promises to transport you to a realm where the woods hold untold wonders.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
The Pimp Bible
Are you ready to step into the world of unparalleled charisma, unyielding confidence, and the ultimate pursuit of pimping mastery? "The Pimp's Chronicles" is your exclusive ticket to a hidden realm where swagger reigns supreme, and the streets are the battlegrounds of legends. In this captivating and electrifying book, you'll uncover the clandestine art of pimping like never before. Explore the underground secrets of the game, unravel the codes of dominance, and journey through the epic tales of legendary pimps who conquered urban jungles with style and cunning. What awaits you within the pages of "The Pimp's Chronicles"? The Swagger Unleashed: Learn the art of cultivating your unique swagger, the magnetic force that draws all eyes to you. Discover how charisma becomes your ultimate weapon, and confidence your impenetrable armor. The Pimping Code: Dive deep into the unwritten rules of the pimping lifestyle. Explore the Ten Commandments of Pimping Domination, and understand the strategies and tactics that separate the conquerors from the conquered. Legendary Tales: Immerse yourself in epic narratives of pimps who rose from the shadows to claim their thrones. From the grandeur of Imperial Overlord to the enigma of Supreme, their stories will leave you in awe. The Art of Mastery: Unveil the secrets of mastering the urban battlefield, thriving in chaos, and emerging as the ruler of your domain. Embrace the warcry of the streets and learn to adapt, overcome, and emerge victorious. The Legacy of the Cane: Discover the captivating story of the Cane of Supreme, an artifact of great power and mystery. Follow its journey, from the hands of the first pimp to its tragic disappearance, and the quests to reclaim its unparalleled magic. Are you prepared to embark on a journey where power, prestige, and unapologetic style converge? "The Pimp's Chronicles" is more than a book; it's a revelation, an inspiration, and a testament to the indomitable spirit of swagger. If you've ever wondered what it takes to conquer the streets with unmatched charisma and become a legend in the game, this book is your guide. Get ready to walk the path of swagger and domination, for "The Pimp's Chronicles" will redefine your perception of pimping and leave you thirsting for more. Are you bold enough to take the first step?
Efficiency Edgar
Rediscover Clarence Budington Kelland's witty satire, "Efficiency Edgar," a comedic masterpiece from the early 20th century. This classic novel follows the misadventures of Edgar, an efficiency expert whose rigid application of business principles to everyday life leads to hilarious and often chaotic results.Kelland's sharp prose and keen observations of human nature make "Efficiency Edgar" a timeless commentary on the absurdity of blindly following rules without considering common sense. A delightful read for anyone who appreciates humor and satire with a touch of timeless wisdom.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Courtroom Mayhem
Courtroom Mayhem is a law comedy following a list of characters with unique personalities. They all work together to find Mortise's killer while attempting to prove that Criminal Sheep is not guilty. The story is full of funny and chaotic characters who all testify as witnesses and comment on what they know. However these witnesses aren't going to make it easy for the lawyers.
Norbie Gets Screwed
In this second installment of the Steeltown Chronicles, loveable man-boy Norbert Reingruber is thriving. He owns his own comic book store. He's married to the beautiful Morag. And now he's an up-and-coming comic book writer and illustrator! In fact, he has just inked a contract with Slacker Comics for his breakthrough series, The Steeltown Avenger. His agent has even secured him a booth at ComWorld. But, as he's autographing for fans, Norbie is confronted by a menacing dwarf who calls himself The Screw. The terrifying little thug has a message from his mysterious boss-remove The Steeltown Avenger from all bookstores within three days or everyone Norbie loves will die. Desperate, Norbie calls on his old buddies-Tony, John, and Donny-to help him take down the scariest mini-goon the Village has ever seen. Meanwhile, his mom has some unsettling news, and Morag is at the end of her patience, with life-changing news of her own. The Village erupts with unexpected violence and Norbie finds himself at the centre of it all. Everyone he knows is dragged into the battle.The clock is ticking! Rocked by peril that could have come straight out of the pages of a comic book, will Norb discover his inner hero in time?Filled with hilarious, outrageous characters, genuine steeltown colour, wild plot twists, and heart-warming relationships, the second story of this addictive series will keep you turning pages to the very end!
Courtroom Mayhem
Courtroom Mayhem is a law comedy following a list of characters with unique personalities. They all work together to find Mortise's killer while attempting to prove that Criminal Sheep is not guilty. The story is full of funny and chaotic characters who all testify as witnesses and comment on what they know. However these witnesses aren't going to make it easy for the lawyers.
Tales from the Pays d'Oc
What is Matthieu doing up an olive tree? Why won't Jos矇phine ever eat pizza again? Who stole the Indian prawn? And who rescued two hapless Americans at Armageddon Falls?Travel to the Languedoc, feel the scorch of the sun on your shoulders, smell the dust and the lavender and the ripening grapes and follow the adventures of the Saturday Club and the regulars at l'Estaminet.In this collection of 21 stories, Patricia Feinberg Stoner revisits the territory of her award-winning memoir, 'At Home in the Pays d'Oc' with a whole host of characters both new and familiar.
