The Works Of Charles Paul De Kock
Step back into 19th-century Paris with "The Barber of Paris," a delightful and humorous novel by Charles Paul de Kock. This engaging story offers a vivid glimpse into Parisian life, seen through the eyes of its colorful characters and witty observations. De Kock's signature blend of satire and social commentary makes "The Barber of Paris" a compelling read for those interested in historical fiction and French literature. Experience the charm and humor of a bygone era in this enduring classic.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Field of Death
The indomitable Slonsk羸 returns! Perfect for fans of Ian Rankin, Jo Nesbo and Peter Robinson. Slonsk羸 is back ... and on a diet... Josef Slonsk羸 is preparing to take up his promotion as Captain when a spanner is thrown in the works. He has to pass a medical, and a lifetime's supply of beer and sausage is not helping his chances of passing. Faced with a strict diet and exercise regime, Slonsk羸 is even less amenable than usual. But, his attention is caught when reports come in of a Second World War bomb detonating in a nearby field. It seems four metal detectorists were killed in the blast upon discovering it. But the pathologist Slonsk羸 works with suspects foul play... Could this be a murder investigation? Was the bomb planted? Slonsk羸 must solve the mystery surrounding this Field of Death FIELD OF DEATH is the fourth international crime thriller in the detective series featuring Lieutenant Josef Slonsk羸 an atmospheric police procedural full of dark humour. JOSEF SLONSK? INVESTIGATIONS SERIESBOOK ONE: Lying and DyingBOOK TWO: Slaughter and ForgettingBOOK THREE: Death on DutyBOOK FOUR: Field of DeathBOOK FIVE: A Second DeathBOOK SIX: Laid in EarthBOOK SEVEN: The Murdered Molls
Death On Duty
An international mystery with an unforgettable detective! Perfect for fans of Ian Rankin, Jo Nesbo and Peter Robinson. Nothing is ever straightforward when Lieutenant Slonsk羸 is on the case... The Bosnian government has sent an alert out to the criminal division in Prague that some of their 'most wanted' men may have escaped into the Czech Republic. Lieutenant Josef Slonsk羸, along with his dynamic officers, Krist羸na Peiperov獺 and Jan Navr獺til are sent to comb the backstreets and search for informers. But just as they appear to find one of the men, an undercover police officer is stabbed outside the flat they are watching, in broad daylight. Will Slonsk羸 discover how the murder was committed with no witnesses in the middle of the day? Can he use his maverick tactics to catch his man? Or will his investigations lead to a Death On Duty...? DEATH ON DUTY is the third international crime thriller in the detective series featuring Lieutenant Josef Slonsk羸 an atmospheric police procedural full of dark humour. JOSEF SLONSK? INVESTIGATIONS SERIESBOOK ONE: Lying and DyingBOOK TWO: Slaughter and ForgettingBOOK THREE: Death on DutyBOOK FOUR: Field of DeathBOOK FIVE: A Second DeathBOOK SIX: Laid in EarthBOOK SEVEN: The Murdered Molls
Lying and Dying
An international crime thriller with an unforgettable detective. Perfect for fans of Ian Rankin, Jo Nesbo and Peter Robinson. What do you do when the poison comes from within...? Prague, Czech Republic The body of a young woman is found strangled by the side of the road. There are no obvious clues to what happened, apart from the discovery of a large amount of cash concealed on her person. The brilliant, but lazy, Lieutenant Josef Slonsk羸 is put in charge of the case. With a wry sense of humour, a strong stubborn streak and a penchant for pastries, Slonsk羸 is not overly popular with the rest of the police force. But he is paired with the freshly-graduated, overly-eager Navr獺til, whom he immediately takes under his wing. When fingers start to point inwards to someone familiar with police operations, Slonsk羸 and Navr獺til are put in a difficult position. If what they suspect is true, how deep does the corruption run? Are they willing to risk their careers in their pursuit of the truth? Anyone could be lying, and others may be in danger of dying... LYING AND DYING is the first international crime thriller in the detective series featuring Lieutenant Josef Slonsk羸 an atmospheric police procedural full of dark humour. JOSEF SLONSK? INVESTIGATIONS SERIESBOOK ONE: Lying and DyingBOOK TWO: Slaughter and ForgettingBOOK THREE: Death On DutyBOOK FOUR: Field of DeathBOOK FIVE: A Second DeathBOOK SIX: Laid in EarthBOOK SEVEN: The Murdered Molls
A Second Death
Slonsk羸 is back in his most shocking case yet! Perfect for fans of Ian Rankin, Jo Nesbo and Peter Robinson. Is a child killer on the loose in Prague...? When the body of a young girl washes up on the banks of the River Vltava, the Czech police are troubled.Brutally murdered and with evidence of sexual abuse, it is not the sort of crime they are used to investigating. But the strangest thing is that the girl hasn't been reported missing. As a newly-appointed Captain, Josef Slonsk羸 takes the lead on the case. But with his team seriously understaffed, and increasing pressure coming from the Ministry, he is struggling to keep everything under control. Why has no one claimed the girl? What has happened to her family? Slonsk羸 must dig deep to find the answers to this complex mystery... A SECOND DEATH is the fifth international crime thriller in the detective series featuring Josef Slonsk羸 an atmospheric police procedural full of dark humour. JOSEF SLONSK? INVESTIGATIONS SERIESBOOK ONE: Lying and DyingBOOK TWO: Slaughter and ForgettingBOOK THREE: Death on DutyBOOK FOUR: Field of DeathBOOK FIVE: A Second DeathBOOK SIX: Laid in EarthBOOK SEVEN: The Murdered Molls
Laid In Earth
Could this be Josef Slonsk羸's final case...? Perfect for fans of Ian Rankin, Jo Nesbo and Peter Robinson. Why dig a new grave when one already exists...? With his diet slipping and his penchant for Czech beer and pastries ever-growing, Captain Josef Slonsk羸 is back to his old ways. Except now he has four officers in his team to manage. The extra manpower is welcome when a complex case lands in his lap. A dead woman is found buried in a flower bed. But she wasn't the only body dumped in the grave... Decomposed bone fragments point to a corpse that has been there a lot longer. And the burial site isn't any ordinary flower bed. It's in the grounds of the Red House - a building used by state security in the years before the fall of the Communism regime. Are the two bodies connected? Was the girl dumped there on purpose? And could more bodies be hidden underneath the dank earth? LAID IN EARTH is the sixth international crime thriller in the detective series featuring Josef Slonsk羸 an atmospheric police procedural full of dark humour. JOSEF SLONSK? INVESTIGATIONS SERIESBOOK ONE: Lying and DyingBOOK TWO: Slaughter and ForgettingBOOK THREE: Death on DutyBOOK FOUR: Field of DeathBOOK FIVE: A Second DeathBOOK SIX: Laid in EarthBOOK SEVEN: The Murdered Molls
Celia Finds an Angel
Were Celia's angel nightmares, a warning or a call for her help?If the angel dreams weren't enough, she had a feeling that there was something fishy going onin the village of St Urith With Well.Celia was nervous of sharing her fears with anyone except her good friend Harold the cross-dressing librarian.Meanwhile Celia and Aunty Pat make a startling discovery when they gate-crash the newstamp-collecting club.One night Cat of Cat's Cuts and Tommy Alcock go missing. After much discussion and with thehelp of Betty Bins, Bin gin, they set off in search for their friends and unexpectedly Celia findsan angel.If you like a good story, quirky lovable characters and beautiful North Devon, then this book thefirst in a new series is the book for you.Scroll up and buy it now
Stupid Random Tidbits
Recommended age is 14 and higher. Full of quick-fire funnies and completely random thoughts and ideas, you'll appreciate all the inane, childish, and ridiculous tidbits sure to tickle your funny bone.You'll experience such instant classics as: "If you get apprehended in a cemetery with a bag of body parts, remember to identify yourself as Igor, otherwise you will have no credibility with the police."and"If you find a treasure map with X-marks-the-spot, save yourself the trouble and throw that map away. The last thing you need is a sore back from all that digging."
GARY AND BRENDA . . . Sometimes!
Gary and Brenda move across town and we join their chaotic life and friends.Sarah thinks everyone fancies her, Aggie pulls people kicking and screaming into her amateur dramatics productions, Kristian adopts a mischievous German Shepherd... named Satan and Izzy insists Brenda's name is Glenda! At least Dolly offers sanctuary in her caf矇 in town.Their hobbies too offer little relief with Gary's creepy bowling buddy and Brenda's WI dramas. Plus all around town, the 'Roadeteers' (Frank, Doug and Steve) are causing roadwork havoc! Right you are!A year of chaos and comedy! Do things ever go right? Well... sometimes!
The Westminster Alice
The Westminster Alice, written by Hector H. Munro (Saki), is a brilliant political satire that cleverly adapts Lewis Carroll's "Alice in Wonderland." Published in 1902, this humorous parody transforms the beloved characters and situations of Carroll's classic into witty caricatures of British political figures and events of the time. Munro's sharp wit and keen observations provide a unique and entertaining perspective on the political landscape of Edwardian England. Readers familiar with "Alice in Wonderland" will delight in recognizing the parallels and allusions, while those interested in political history will appreciate the insightful commentary. The Westminster Alice remains a timeless and amusing critique of power, politics, and the absurdities of public life, showcasing Saki's talent for blending humor and satire with astute social commentary.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Just Irish
璽€œJust Irish璽€ is a collection of humorous short stories by Charles Battell Loomis, offering a lighthearted look at Irish and Irish-American life in the early 20th century. Through witty anecdotes and charming characters, Loomis explores themes of identity, community, and cultural assimilation with a gentle comedic touch. These stories provide a snapshot of a specific time and place, viewed through a lens of affectionate satire.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
The Chronic Loafer
Dive into the witty and satirical world of "The Chronic Loafer" by Nelson McAllister Lloyd, a delightful exploration of idleness and societal expectations at the turn of the century. Through sharp prose and memorable characters, Lloyd crafts a humorous narrative that gently pokes fun at the conventions of work and ambition. Originally published in 1900, this novel offers a glimpse into a bygone era, inviting readers to consider the timeless questions of purpose and the pursuit of leisure. A charming read for those who appreciate classic American humor and keen social commentary.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Tales of a Traveller, by Geoffrey Crayon, Gent.
Tales of a Traveller, by Washington Irving writing as Geoffrey Crayon, Gent., is a collection of short stories and essays that showcases Irving's signature blend of humor, sentimentality, and picturesque description. This first volume transports readers to various locales, from the quaint villages of England to the bustling cities of Europe, offering glimpses into the lives and customs of the people encountered along the way. The stories range from lighthearted anecdotes to more reflective observations on human nature and the passage of time. Irving's elegant prose and keen eye for detail create a vivid tapestry of scenes and characters that capture the spirit of the early 19th century. "Tales of a Traveller" offers both entertainment and insightful commentary on the world, reflecting Irving's enduring appeal as one of America's first internationally acclaimed authors.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Atlantic Narratives
璽€œAtlantic Narratives: Modern Short Stories, 璽€ edited by Charles Swain Thomas, presents a captivating collection of short fiction from the early 20th century. Showcasing diverse voices and narrative styles, this anthology offers a glimpse into the social and cultural landscape of a transformative era in American history. The stories explore a range of themes, from the everyday lives of ordinary people to the complexities of a rapidly changing world. This carefully curated collection provides valuable insights into the literary trends and artistic sensibilities of the time, making it an essential read for students and enthusiasts of American literature and history. Rediscover the power and artistry of these enduring narratives in 璽€œAtlantic Narratives.璽€This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Atlantic Narratives
璽€œAtlantic Narratives: Modern Short Stories, 璽€ edited by Charles Swain Thomas, presents a captivating collection of short fiction from the early 20th century. Showcasing diverse voices and narrative styles, this anthology offers a glimpse into the social and cultural landscape of a transformative era in American history. The stories explore a range of themes, from the everyday lives of ordinary people to the complexities of a rapidly changing world. This carefully curated collection provides valuable insights into the literary trends and artistic sensibilities of the time, making it an essential read for students and enthusiasts of American literature and history. Rediscover the power and artistry of these enduring narratives in 璽€œAtlantic Narratives.璽€This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
The Westminster Alice
The Westminster Alice, written by Hector H. Munro (Saki), is a brilliant political satire that cleverly adapts Lewis Carroll's "Alice in Wonderland." Published in 1902, this humorous parody transforms the beloved characters and situations of Carroll's classic into witty caricatures of British political figures and events of the time. Munro's sharp wit and keen observations provide a unique and entertaining perspective on the political landscape of Edwardian England. Readers familiar with "Alice in Wonderland" will delight in recognizing the parallels and allusions, while those interested in political history will appreciate the insightful commentary. The Westminster Alice remains a timeless and amusing critique of power, politics, and the absurdities of public life, showcasing Saki's talent for blending humor and satire with astute social commentary.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Jinks’ Inside
Dive into the witty world of "Jinks' Inside" by Harriet Malone Hobson, a humorous and satirical take on early 20th-century society. This literary gem offers a sharp, insightful, and often comical perspective on the social norms and eccentricities of the era. Hobson's keen observations and engaging narrative style make "Jinks' Inside" a delightful read for those who appreciate classic humor and social commentary. A rediscovered treasure, this novel promises to entertain and enlighten with its timeless wit and charm.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Just Irish
璽€œJust Irish璽€ is a collection of humorous short stories by Charles Battell Loomis, offering a lighthearted look at Irish and Irish-American life in the early 20th century. Through witty anecdotes and charming characters, Loomis explores themes of identity, community, and cultural assimilation with a gentle comedic touch. These stories provide a snapshot of a specific time and place, viewed through a lens of affectionate satire.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
The Chronic Loafer
Dive into the witty and satirical world of "The Chronic Loafer" by Nelson McAllister Lloyd, a delightful exploration of idleness and societal expectations at the turn of the century. Through sharp prose and memorable characters, Lloyd crafts a humorous narrative that gently pokes fun at the conventions of work and ambition. Originally published in 1900, this novel offers a glimpse into a bygone era, inviting readers to consider the timeless questions of purpose and the pursuit of leisure. A charming read for those who appreciate classic American humor and keen social commentary.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
A Book O’ Nine Tales
Rediscover the charm of late 19th-century American literature with Arlo Bates's "A Book O' Nine Tales". This carefully curated collection showcases Bates's skill in crafting engaging and thought-provoking short stories. Each tale offers a glimpse into the social mores, personal struggles, and enduring human spirit of the era. From poignant character studies to subtly woven narratives, Bates's writing reflects the literary sensibilities of his time while remaining accessible to modern readers. Perfect for enthusiasts of classic short fiction and those interested in exploring the nuances of 19th-century American life, "A Book O' Nine Tales" is a testament to the enduring power of storytelling. It will appeal to anyone interested in literary collections and turn-of-the-century writing.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Tales of a Traveller, by Geoffrey Crayon, Gent.
Tales of a Traveller, by Washington Irving writing as Geoffrey Crayon, Gent., is a collection of short stories and essays that showcases Irving's signature blend of humor, sentimentality, and picturesque description. This first volume transports readers to various locales, from the quaint villages of England to the bustling cities of Europe, offering glimpses into the lives and customs of the people encountered along the way. The stories range from lighthearted anecdotes to more reflective observations on human nature and the passage of time. Irving's elegant prose and keen eye for detail create a vivid tapestry of scenes and characters that capture the spirit of the early 19th century. "Tales of a Traveller" offers both entertainment and insightful commentary on the world, reflecting Irving's enduring appeal as one of America's first internationally acclaimed authors.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Finding Salman Khan
In the vibrant, chaotic streets of Bradford, two bigoted businessmen, Callum Shakespeare and Moskat Khan, are bound by a shared history of abandonment and prejudice, yet divided by their mutual disdain. Callum, a flatulent plumber with a patriotic fervor, dreams of a "pure" England, while Mozzy, a burping shopkeeper of Indian Muslim heritage, grapples with rejection from both his community and the nation he calls home. Their lives collide when their children, Harry and Samia, fall deeply in love, threatening to unravel their families' fragile facades. As the couple's forbidden romance sparks a chain of hilarious and heartfelt events, the two fathers are forced to confront their biases, dragging their dysfunctional families along for the ride. From Samantha's dreams of luxury to Maria's secret empire, and Taylor's culinary ambitions hiding his true self, each character embarks on a journey of self-discovery. When a series of mishaps lands them in Mumbai, they encounter a whirlwind of cultural clashes, unexpected allies, and bizarre revelations-from a mistaken witch to a nightclub ban. Guided by the compassionate Imam Zesty Bhai and a cast of eccentric characters, including a tight-fisted uncle and a dreamy chef, they navigate love, betrayal, and redemption. Set against a backdrop of football fervor, Bollywood flair, and social media stardom, Finding Salman Khan is a riotous comedy that weaves themes of racism, family, and acceptance into a tapestry of laughter and growth. Perfect for readers who enjoy humor with heart, this tale proves that love and kindness can triumph over division, transforming even the most stubborn souls. Through absurd antics and poignant moments, the characters learn to embrace their flaws and find belonging in a world that's messier-and more beautiful-than they ever imagined.
The Grand Couvert
One man trying to survive the revolution. One many trying to climb out of the gutter. One cat trying to kill themboth...Edouard Laurent is a young man struggling to survive in a tumultuous Paris during the dying embers of theRevolution. He was a hesitant participant in a chateau burning and has been conscripted to the Republicanarmy. So, when Ivo Armel, a power-hungry official offers the chance of a pardon if Edouard retrieves amysterious relic, Edouard and a strange team of adventurers set off. Unknown to them, they are being pursuedby a small feline, who believes himself to be the Comte of the chateau Edouard helped reduce to ashes.Will Edouard and his friends unravel the mystery of this relic and its significance to Armel's revolution? Canthe Comte endure terrible wine, worse lovers, and the indignity of repeatedly getting his head stuck in glasseswhile in pursuit for his vengeance?
Mr. Sweetcheeks in Alaska
Alan Sweetcheeks, a self-described very nice convicted killer, lands on parole in Boon, a small Alaska town. It is 1951. He reports at once to an eccentric benefactor, who helps him find a job. When he calls, as required by his conditions of parole, on Boon's district attorney, he falls under the spell of Darlene, the D.A.'s receptionist, who, unfortunately for him, already has a boyfriend. In a gallant attempt to be of help to Darlene, Alan insults Boon's crime boss, a woman named Cal. Cal has him beaten and left unconscious in the snow. Alan's vow for revenge advances when he learns Cal is hiding money from the IRS, but he doesn't learn where she is hiding it until after he has had a fling with one of Cal's seductive young employees. Darlene discovers that dalliance, and Alan's hopes for a relationship closer than friendship with her fly out the window. But he succeeds with his crime, and then he must escape from Boon with his loot. Who, he asks, can be a better help in his escape than Darlene, the lovely receptionist of Boon's chief law-enforcement officer?
Incident at Greasewood Junction
For herpetologist and lover of rattlesnakes, Charlie Goodwoman, Captain Yellowhenry's six gun style of handling rattlers is an abomination. Yellowhenry feels the same about Goodwoman's style of making pets of the reptiles. The two must forge a truce when Yellowhenry's pre-teenaged son, James, becomes an on the job herpetology aspirant at the Greasewood Serpentarium. Domestic turmoil twists Trooper Joe's marital bliss into a misery of confounding emotions and surprising outcomes.
Collection
Wanna hear a story? Everyone loves a good tale-people have been telling them to avid audiences since medieval times, relating legends, myths, folk or fairy tales, fables and other anecdotes to thrill, shock or make them laugh. And today, the modern short story has developed in a way that means each of them can be read independently in one single sitting. No backtracking to find out where you left off the night before or staying up after the witching hour to find the ending. As Nobel prize-winner William Faulkner describes it: "A short story is character driven and a writer's job is to trot along behind him with a paper and pencil trying to keep up long enough to put down what he says and does." It means the short story has become essential reading for holidays, for commuting to or from work, or for busy housebound mums seeking a relaxing half-hour break from doing what housebound mums do. The short story should, first and foremost, be an entertainment-not necessarily a ha-ha-ha entertainment or a shock-horror-OMG entertainment-just something that pleases the reader in the short time it takes to read.COLLECTION hopes to help the reader find that entertainment. He or she can open it up at random, choose one tale, read (or re-read) it, then put it back with the rest to be picked up again whenever there are a few moments that need filling.
The Gypsy Warned You!
Debut chick lit novel by Carol Prior - An amusing, supernatural mystery, inspired by the ancient art of Tarot..."Maybe you'll be seduced by a hot blooded gondolier with a sexy curling moustache, and he'll serenade you with operatic arias as you drift gently under the Bridge of Sighs..."Recently single, Kate Elliot is haunted by dreams of being pursued. Her fears intensify when she visits a tarot reader who warns of death, destruction and deception and tells her to beware of 'tall, dark and handsome men'. Kate believes that something, or someone, is summoning her to Venice, and against her better judgement she goes, but why does it all seem so familiar? Her search for the truth leads to romance and mystery, but also evokes memories of a previous existence. Is she the reincarnation of a girl who lived many years before she was born? More importantly, is death really on the cards and, if it is, how can she prevent it?
? Extinction or Resurrection
What if God had a sense of humour? In this wry, witty and surprisingly poignant memoir, the Almighty spills the cosmic beans on the grand experiment called Earth. From the Big Bang ("A bit messy, but it got the job done") to the creation of humanity ("They were adorable... at first"), God recounts the triumphs and blunders of creation with sharp insight and a touch of celestial sarcasm.But this is no soothing reassurance. With temperatures rising and species disappearing faster than you can say "sixth extinction," God has a message for humanity: Get it together, or else.Equal parts laugh-out-loud funny and profoundly thought-provoking, this book is the ultimate wake-up call from the ultimate source. Whether you're a believer, a sceptic, or somewhere in between, this book will leave you rethinking your place in the universe - and hopefully turning down the thermostat.Because even God is tired of cleaning up after us.
You Are Here
THE INSTANT #1 SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLERA Good Housekeeping "Book We're Most Looking Forward To" * An Independent Today "Best Fiction Books to Read" * A GQ Magazine (UK) "Best Book of 2024" * A Harper's Bazaar (UK) "Best Novels to Read" * A Daily Record "Best Novel" "Captivating [and] flawless...An affectingly hard-won romance. [Michael is] a sturdy and slyly amusing authority figure, ... flailing amid the debris of a loving marriage gone sour. Marnie is a compulsively witty, winningly cranky near-agoraphobe...Both protagonists are prickly, smart and desperately yearning, but utterly guarded for understandably good reasons. Nicholls builds his own erotic and at times wrenchingly emotional suspense as the would-be lovers reveal past mishaps and surrendered dreams... As in the best romances, we cherish Michael's and Marnie's difficult personalities, and relish the unlikely process that might bring them together. The novel is sharp-tongued and irresistible." -- New York Times Book Review"I finished this novel in two breathless sittings, as invested in its outcome as I would be in the happiness of a friend. This is the magic of You Are Here: warm, generous and funny, it invites readers into the world of Marnie and Michael with the promise that everyone is welcome, and that choosing happiness and being courageous in any small way we can is always possible. I loved this book." -- Kaliane Bradley, author of The Ministry of TimeFrom the internationally bestselling and Booker Prize-longlisted author of One Day, one of the most enduring love stories of its generation, comes an uplifting and unputdownable love story about second chances.Sometimes you need to get lost to find your way . . .Michael is coming undone. Adrift after his wife's departure, he has begun taking himself on long, solitary walks across the English countryside. Becoming ever more reclusive, he'll do anything to avoid his empty house.Marnie, on the other hand, is stuck. Hiding alone in her London flat, she avoids old friends and any reminders of her rotten, selfish ex-husband. Curled up with a good book, she's battling the long afternoons of a life that feels like it's passing her by.When a persistent mutual friend and some very unpredictable weather conspire to toss Michael and Marnie together on the most epic of ten-day hikes, neither of them can think of anything worse. Until, of course, they discover exactly what they've been looking for.Michael and Marnie are on the precipice of a bright future . . . if they can survive the journey.A hilarious, hopeful, and heartwarming love story--the novel beloved New York Times bestselling author David Nicholls calls "my funniest book yet"--You Are Here is a bittersweet and hopeful story of first encounters, second chances, and finding the way home.
Zombie Moose of West Bath, Maine
Who wouldn't want to come to Maine and get their brains eaten by a Moose? Just sayin'.So, Gaige thinks he can cure the moose. Sandy wants to steal Gaige's research. Keith wants the moose to die. Idalene wants to rule the world and agrees with Keith. Lottie believes that it is her mission to defeat Satan, who is manifesting in the form of a moose. Harriet wants a picture of the Widgeon. And Professor Zoe falls in love with Professor Yader at a Planet of the Apes festival.
The Water Goats, And Other Troubles
Discover the whimsical world of "The Water Goats, and Other Troubles" by Ellis Parker Butler, a timeless gem that has been out of print for decades and is now beautifully restored by Alpha Editions. This captivating collection of stories, once lost to time, is a cultural treasure that promises laughter and reflection for today s and future generations. Dive into Butler's masterful storytelling, where humor meets heart in tales that explore the quirks of human nature and the absurdities of everyday life. Each story is a delightful journey, filled with wit and charm, that will leave you pondering long after the last page is turned. This edition is not just a reprint; it s a collector s item, meticulously restored to preserve its original charm while making it accessible to modern readers. Whether you're a casual reader seeking a delightful escape or a collector of classic literature, "The Water Goats, and Other Troubles" is a must-have addition to your library. Embrace the joy of rediscovering a classic that continues to resonate with the universal truths of the human experience.
Divots
Step onto the lush greens of literary brilliance with "Divots" by the legendary P. G. Wodehouse, a timeless gem that has been out of print for decades and is now lovingly republished by Alpha Editions. This restored edition is not just a reprint; it s a collector s item and a cultural treasure, meticulously crafted for today s and future generations. "Divots" captures the whimsical charm and wit that only Wodehouse can deliver, weaving tales of golf, camaraderie, and the delightful absurdities of life. Each story is a masterclass in humor and storytelling, offering a unique glimpse into the golden age of literature. Whether you re a casual reader or a devoted collector of classic works, this book promises to enchant and entertain with its timeless appeal. Dive into a world where every page is a stroke of genius, and every character is a testament to Wodehouse s unparalleled talent. Don t miss the chance to own this beautifully restored classic, a must-have for any literary aficionado. Experience the joy of "Divots" and let it tee off a new chapter in your reading journey.
The Weans At Rowallan
Step into the enchanting world of "The Weans at Rowallan," a timeless classic that has been lovingly restored and republished by Alpha Editions after decades out of print. This captivating tale, penned by Kathleen Fitzpatrick, invites readers to experience the joys and adventures of childhood in a bygone era. What makes this book truly unique is its ability to transport you to a simpler time, where the innocence and wonder of youth are beautifully captured through the eyes of the spirited children at Rowallan. With themes of friendship, family, and the magic of imagination, this story resonates with readers of all ages, offering both nostalgia and new insights. This edition is more than just a reprint; it is a collector s item and a cultural treasure, meticulously restored for today s and future generations. Whether you're a casual reader or a classic literature aficionado, "The Weans at Rowallan" promises to be a cherished addition to your collection. Rediscover the charm and warmth of this literary gem, and let it inspire and delight you once more.
The Diary Of A Nobody
Step into the hilariously mundane world of Charles Pooter, the quintessential everyman, in "The Diary of a Nobody" a timeless comedic masterpiece that has charmed readers for generations. Once out of print for decades, this beloved classic is now beautifully restored and republished by Alpha Editions, ensuring its wit and warmth are preserved for today s and future generations. Join Pooter as he navigates the trivial trials of suburban life with endearing earnestness and unintentional humor. From social faux pas to domestic mishaps, his diary entries capture the absurdity of everyday existence with a charm that is both relatable and timeless. This edition is not just a reprint; it s a collector s item and a cultural treasure, offering a glimpse into Victorian society through the lens of humor and humanity. Whether you're a casual reader seeking a delightful escape or a collector of classic literature, "The Diary of a Nobody" promises to entertain and enlighten. Rediscover this gem and revel in the delightful absurdities of life with Charles Pooter an unforgettable character whose legacy endures.
Going Nowhere Slow
Going Nowhere Slow is a razor-sharp, darkly comic coming-of-age novel about dead-end ambition, failed relationships, and the long, strange road to figuring yourself out. Thurston Ford is a drifting college dropout with a penchant for doodling, shrugging, and disappointing everyone who's ever cared about him. When his gothic girlfriend Martha kicks him out, Thurston trades a life of ramen-fueled codependency for an ill-prepared cross-country trek into the American Nowhere. But Thurston is just one traveler. Hawkins creates a stunning cast: a tech CEO, a Midwestern ladies' fellowship group, and a state succession movement all converging on one unsuspecting tourist town. Thurston is forced to confront his mediocrity, privilege, and the question he's avoided his whole life: What if no one thinks about you? Both painfully funny and surprisingly tender, Going Nowhere Slow captures the awkward, aching stretch between adolescence and adulthood with biting wit and quirky honesty.
A Conspiracy of One
Charles Darnell is the definition of ordinary-an accountant who eats the same lunch every day, lives alone with his cat Schrodinger, and has perfected the art of being forgettable. When a mysterious contest win sends him to New Orleans during Mardi Gras, Charlie's carefully ordered life spirals into chaos. Despite his best efforts to maintain his routines, he finds himself at the center of increasingly improbable situations, leaving a trail of good-natured havoc in his wake. "A Conspiracy of One" is a whimsical tale of an unremarkable man faced with a remarkable choice-a choice that will change not only his life but potentially the course of human events... if he can just stop accidentally causing disasters long enough to decide.
The Senior Circuit
"Pete Carney, aka "Panpipe Pete," never imagined his career would end on the "senior circuit," playing for retirement homes and assisted living facilities. But when his agent signs him up for the State Senior Performers Talent Competition, he's thrust into a bizarre world of kitchen utensil Shakespeare, possibly possessed ventriloquist dummies, and sequin-draped divas-all vying for one last shot at the spotlight. As sabotage plots unfold, Pete discovers that the road to Vegas is paved with pharmaceutical mishaps, accidental hip swivels, and surprising second chances. In this hilarious mockumentary-style novella about finding meaning in life's third act, Pete learns that sometimes your swan song can become your finest performance.
Three Men In A Boat (To Say Nothing Of The Dog)
Three Men In A Boat (To Say Nothing Of The Dog) is a humorous exploration of friendship and the unpredictable nature of adventure. The story follows three friends and their dog, who embark on a boating trip along the Thames, hoping to find relief from their imagined ailments and escape the stress of their daily lives. Through their journey, the characters encounter a series of humorous misadventures, reflecting their personalities and the challenges they face in even the simplest of tasks. The narrative highlights the absurdity of their plans, from the initial discussions about their health to the chaotic situations they create along the way. The characters comedic interactions and the lighthearted atmosphere of their journey offer a delightful commentary on human nature, friendship, and the unpredictability of life. Their experiences serve as a reminder that sometimes the best moments are the ones that come from the most unexpected circumstances. With its witty observations and playful tone, the novel captures the charm and comedy of embarking on an adventure with good friends.
High Impact Insensitivity
Mark Goodenough's just made the biggest blunder in New Zealand sports broadcasting history. He's been fired from his job in radio and humiliated on air. His girlfriend has dumped him for his ex-best friend, and he's about to go viral in the worst possible way.But there is a chink of light on the horizon. Waiheke Island Radio, a local access station, has a position available. It's his last shot for a career in broadcasting. Little does h e know that the station is the focus of a sinister plot that goes right to the highest levels of government.Mark must not allow complaints to shut the station down, yet must manage a boundary pushing gender-fluid crew, drug taking villains, a funeral picketing priest, a nazi, and a dog going wild on air. Amongst the framing, hacking, intrigue, sabotage, a cyclone, and a Christmas parade, Mark finds himself in the thick of it. He and the team battle to save access radio.
