Death, Taxes, and a Skinny No-Whip Latte
Death, Taxes, and a Skinny No-Whip Latte Diane Kelly It's all in a day's work for Tara Holloway, the U.S. Treasury's latest, greatest, soon-to-be-skinniest weapon against the biggest, richest tax cheats in the nation... When she joined the Criminal Investigations Division, Tara knew she'd be investigating some very real crooks. Forget about waitresses hiding tips from the IRS or babysitters not declaring income! Tara and her partner, Eddie, are going after one of country's richest, dirtiest felons. Being on a diet doesn't help Tara's mood much. Hopefully, by the time the investigation is over, she'll be sitting somewhere in a string bikini, far, far away... But first: Reality. Marcos Mendoza is a suspected loan shark with connections across the Mexican border. He's never been accused of any crimes, yet his business associates have a history of disappearing...and resurfacing...in body bags. Will Tara risk life, limb, and the pursuit of filing a joint tax return with her maybe-serious boyfriend Brett? Fighting crime, like drinking a cup of coffee with low-fat milk and artificial sweetener, is often bittersweet...
Tales from the Turkey Table
From the origins of Christmas in a stable gone wild, to a malevolent snowman, to hipster beard decorations, THIS is the book that the whole family can enjoy at the most wonderful time of the year.Well, maybe not the WHOLE family. There are words in here that should not be dancing with sugarplums in children's heads.But TALES FROM THE TURKEY TABLE serves up platefuls of laughter in a perfect antidote to the saccharine and syrup that is now demanded from us during the season of peace and goodwill (and Santa, and reindeer, and elves, all the damned elves. SO many elves).Tired of a certain greeting card company's unending stream of Christmas romance movies? Ever wondered about the mysterious arm stoking the Yule Log fire in the video? Curious about how The Virgin Mary explained her pregnancy to her betrothed, Joseph? And what does happen when people get just too carried away by the season?The answers to these and other questions that you never knew you had, lie in the pages of the book that you're holding in your hand.Oh, and for perfect mulled wine and roast beef with gravy, there are also a pair of recipes to feed your kith and kin through the long winter nights - and get them drunk enough that they will no longer be a bother to you.This book, the one that you're about to buy and put into someone's stocking, is the rum in the Christmas pudding!
My Wayward Pardner
Reprint of the original, first published in 1882.
My Wayward Pardner
Reprint of the original, first published in 1882.
Piccadilly Jim
"Piccadilly Jim" is a delightful and humorous novel written by P. G. Wodehouse, a renowned British author celebrated for his witty and lighthearted storytelling. This story revolves around the misadventures of James "Jim" Crocker, a charming but somewhat irresponsible young man living in New York. Jim, known for his penchant for mischief and practical jokes, and leads a carefree life until he finds himself entangled in a series of comic situations. His world turns topsy-turvy when he is mistaken for someone else - a notorious London playboy named "Piccadilly Jim. "As the narrative unfolds, Jim's accidental masquerade leads to hilarious misunderstandings and a romantic entanglement. Caught up in a whirlwind of comedic events and he must navigate through the complications while trying to win the heart of Ann Chester, a spirited and also independent young woman. Wodehouse's masterful storytelling skillfully weaves together eccentric characters, humorous dialogues, and also improbable coincidences. The novel is a delightful farce filled with mistaken identities, romantic escapades, and clever wordplay which that keeps readers thoroughly entertained. "Piccadilly Jim" is a testament to Wodehouse's wit and ability to bring laughter to his readers. With its delightful blend of humor, romance, and light-hearted satire, the novel remains a beloved classic, offering a charming escape into a world of uproarious adventures and timeless entertainment.
Psmith, Journalist
"Psmith, Journalist" is a delightful comedic novel written by the renowned British Author P. G. Wodehouse. Set in the early 20th century, this story follows the adventures of the charming and also eccentric character, Rupert Psmith. With an amusing blend of wit and other one satire, Wodehouse takes readers on a lighthearted journey into the world of journalism. The plot unfolds as Psmith, bored with his current employment, decides to seek excitement and a fresh start by joining the editorial staff of the "Cosy Moments" magazine. His clever and other one unconventional approach to reporting quickly sets him apart, and he soon finds himself embroiled in a series of humorous escapades. From interviewing a cricket-playing bishop to investigating a scandalous slum landlord, Psmith's unorthodox methods lead to hilariously unpredictable situations. Wodehouse's trademark wit shines throughout the novel, and his keen observations of human nature create a colorful and also memorable cast of characters. Psmith's suave demeanor, combined with his uncanny ability to find himself at the center of peculiar circumstances, makes him a captivating protagonist.
The Clicking Of Cuthbert
"The Clicking of Cuthbert" by P. G. Wodehouse is a delightful collection of golf-themed short stories which that humorously explores the trials and tribulations of the sport. The anthology showcases Wodehouse's signature wit and other one comedic brilliance. The stories revolve around the fictional golfing prodigy Cuthbert Banks, one of the young man who discovers his talent for the game and navigates the complexities of love, life, and also the links. From hilarious misunderstandings to romantic entanglements, each tale is a delightful blend of golfing prowess and social comedy. Through clever dialogue and witty characterizations, Wodehouse brilliantly satirizes the golfing world's eccentricities and the passionate devotion of its players. The narrative often takes unexpected turns, showcasing the unpredictable nature of both golf and human relationships. "The Clicking of Cuthbert" is not just a book for golf enthusiasts; it is a celebration of human foibles and the indomitable spirit of the game. Wodehouse's clever storytelling and charming humor make this collection a timeless classic that continues to entertain readers of all ages. Whether one is an avid golfer or simply appreciates a good laugh, this anthology is sure to leave readers clicking their metaphorical clubs in delight.
Elon, Mark, and Jeff
This story is a whimsical and humorous tale set in a world where Elon Musk is the Emperor and Mark Zuckerberg is a world-class spy.The story follows Mark's attempts to stop Emperor Elon's reign of laughter by doing things such as infiltrating a gala and engaging in a dance-off for the fate of the world. Along the journey joins none other than Jeff Bezos.The story is filled with absurd scenarios, such as a roller coaster looping around the Eiffel Tower and a fleet of dancing Tesla cars. If you're in search of a good laugh, this story might be for you. Enjoy!
Elon Musk vs. Mark Zuckerberg
Chapter 1: Elon Musk's Master PlanElon Musk is a brilliant but eccentric billionaire with a god complex. He believes that he is the only one who can save the world, and he has a plan to do just that.Chapter 2: Mark Zuckerberg's MissionMark Zuckerberg is a billionaire tech mogul in his own right. He is also a bit of a rival to Elon Musk. When he learns of Elon's plan to take over the world, he is determined to stop him. He recruits a team of secret agents to help him, including a former CIA agent named Tiffany. Chapter 3: Elon Musk's First AttemptElon's first attempt to take over the world involves using his self-driving cars to take over major cities. The cars start driving around in swarms, blocking traffic and causing chaos. Mark and his team of agents are able to stop Elon's plan, but they know that he will be back.Chapter 4: Mark's First FailureElon's next attempt to take over the world involves using his Neuralink brain implants to control people's minds.Chapter 5: Elon's Third AttemptElon's final attempt to take over the world involves using his SpaceX rockets to launch a nuclear weapon into space. The weapon will destroy the world's communication satellites, plunging the world into chaos. Mark and his team are able to stop Elon's plan at the last minute, but it is a close call.Chapter 6: Mark's SuccessWith Elon Musk's plans foiled, Mark is hailed as a hero. He is awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for his work in stopping Elon Musk from taking over the world. Elon Musk is arrested and sentenced to life in prison.Chapter 7: Elon Musk's EscapeElon Musk escapes from custody and goes into hiding. He is determined to take over the world, and he will not be stopped.Chapter 8: Elon Musk's PlanElon Musk hatches a new plan to take over the world. This time, he will not make the same mistakes. He will be more careful, and he will not let anyone stand in his way.Chapter 9: Elon Musk's AlliesElon Musk recruits a team of allies to help him take over the world. These allies are all powerful and dangerous people, and they are willing to do whatever it takes to help Elon Musk achieve his goals.Chapter 10: Elon Musk's AttackElon Musk and his allies launch their attack on the world. They are successful at first, but they are eventually defeated by Mark Zuckerberg and Tiffany.Chapter 11: Elon Musk's Final DefeatElon Musk is finally defeated, but he vows to return. He knows that he will never give up on his dream of taking over the world.
The Life of Mike Hawke
This is an exciting tale, full of ups and downs, that will take you through Mike Hawke's life-long experiences. From humble beginnings, Mike Hawke embarks on one adventure after the next, shaped by those he meets along the way. Let yourself become truly immersed in this story, and you won't be able to help forming a strong connection to Mike Hawke, and be there with him as he rises to greatness.
The Clockmaker; Or, The Sayings And Doings Of Samuel Slick, Of Slickville
"The Clockmaker; Or, the Sayings and Doings of Samuel Slick, of Slickville" is a book written by Thomas Chandler Haliburton. It is a collection of humorous sketches and anecdotes featuring the character Samuel Slick. The book is structured as a series of episodes or stories, each showcasing the wit and wisdom of Samuel Slick, a fictional character from the town of Slickville. Samuel Slick is depicted as a traveling clock peddler, known for his shrewd observations and sharp-tongued remarks. Through a combination of satire, humor, and social commentary, Haliburton presents a colorful portrayal of life in Nova Scotia, Canada, and the United States during the early 19th century. Samuel Slick's sayings and doings touch upon various aspects of society, including politics, religion, business, and relationships. "The Clockmaker; Or, the Sayings and Doings of Samuel Slick, of Slickville" is a humorous and satirical collection that offers a glimpse into the social and cultural landscape of the 19th century North America through the colorful character of Samuel Slick.
Tess Has a Broken Heart, and Other Comedies Full of Errors, 2nd Edition
Friendship and tea ease worries, wine makes merry the heart, and love creates fools out of us all.Tess has been living in Los Angeles for the past decade with her best friend, Zara, and Zara's daughter, Z矇nnie. Zara - a neurosurgeon who's divorced - decides to move back to Canada out of concern that Z矇nnie might conform to L.A. culture as she grows older. She accepts a position in Calgary, Alberta, and Tess decides to move with them. So begins a brand-new life for the three women, but little do they know they are in for much more than outdoor adventures in one of the most beautiful places on the planet.On a whim, Tess entices Zara to rent an enormous house with spectacular views of the Rocky Mountains and big open spaces around. The snag: they will need subtenants to afford the rent. Zara is apprehensive about living with strangers, but the idea grows on her, and they decide to do it! When five gorgeous men-originally from Namibia-and a kooky English woman move into the house and their lives, unexpectedly deep friendships form and the big house bustles with opinionated conversations and hilarious antidotes to inner struggles and, sometimes, surprising personal revelations. Tess is a loveable yet slightly neurotic artist who analyzes and dissects everything. Her biggest fear is taking a chance on love again after a devastating heartbreak many years ago.Despite this, and against good common sense, Tess falls in love with a younger man but is faced with the reality that he has no intention of getting serious, yet she inexplicably hangs on to the hope he might change his mind. When love enters through another door, she is initially too caught up in her struggle with herself to notice. But her world, full of doubt and preconceived ideas, is about to topple, and she has no clue how to handle it. Her girlfriends fear she will miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime. They try - not always patiently - to talk some sense into her. And they hope, for her sake, her heart will accept him.Tess Has a Broken Heart, and Other Comedies Full of Errors, is a story about people who enter our lives as strangers and become like family; the constant struggles - inward and expressed - women face in a world obsessed with youth and beauty, and how women's friendships help them navigate through these changing ocean tides. It is also about good, beautiful inside-out men who see the true qualities in the women who share their lives and stand ready to defend and support them.
Friggin' Candy
So freaking sweet, I'll give you diabetes.On the road. On the run. Back to life exactly the way I like it. We may have a few tag-alongs, but for Angus and I, it's just like old times. For the most part anyway - as long as I can keep the strange sinking feeling threatening to drag me under at bay. I used to know exactly who I was, what I stood for. Yet a recent betrayal has forced me to question everything.The Monarchs told me their pretty lies and tricked me with their gorgeous bodies. They took the trust I wasn't willing to give and shattered it into pieces. I made a vow once to teach these bullies a lesson, but instead it's me who has learnt the hard way deceit can't be washed away with merely a stick of gum. It'll take a deep-rooted thirst for vengeance and sweet justice from the Candy Crusher to right the wrongs dealt onto me. But that's not up to me to pursue. If the Monarchs want me, they'll have to catch me, and then I'll make them sorry they ever did.Trigger Warning: This is book three of the I Love Candy series, featuring a feisty female lead. Candy is spontaneous, impulsive and reckless, which makes this book inappropriate for under 18's. She gives as good as she gets, causing chaos and leaves you wondering who is bullying who! Expect excessive amounts of steam, violence and cursing throughout. This book concludes the RH trilogy with a HEA!
Piccadilly Jim
""Piccadilly Jim"" is a comedic novel by P.G. Wodehouse, first published in 1917. The story follows the misadventures of James Crocker, also known as ""Piccadilly Jim,"" as he finds himself entangled in a series of amusing and convoluted romantic entanglements and mistaken identities. Set in both London and America, the narrative unfolds with a series of comical mishaps, farcical situations, and witty repartee, all of which showcase Wodehouse's signature humor and wit. Through its engaging plot and memorable characters, ""Piccadilly Jim"" captures the essence of Wodehouse's timeless comedic style, offering readers a delightful and entertaining glimpse into the world of early 20th-century British and American high society. With its lively narrative and humorous escapades, the novel continues to charm readers with its enduring wit and whimsical exploration of human relationships and societal norms.
The Posthumous Adventures of Harry Whittaker
Harry Whittaker is a world-famous, superstar actor, as revered as Laurence Olivier, as roguish as Jack Nicholson. When he dies suddenly of a heart attack he finds, to his astonishment, that he's still here among us, able to watch the effect of his mean-spirited will on those left behind. Meanwhile his unacknowledged son Richard is struggling to escape from his failing caf矇 in Worthing, his dotty, demanding mother and the wrong girlfriend..."I romped through this! A mad handful of compelling characters, a generous helping of humanity, and a perfect ending. A warm-hearted read that fizzes with life."- Ali Bacon, author of In the Blink of an Eye and A Kettle of Fish"Hugely enjoyable. I loved the idea behind this novel, so funny and original. Bobbie Darbyshire writes with wit, wisdom and warmth."- Sarah Rayner, author of One Moment, One Morning and Searching for Mr Yesterday
Indiscretions Of Archie
""Indiscretions of Archie"" is a comedic novel by P.G. Wodehouse, first published in 1921. The narrative follows the bumbling but amiable Archie Moffam as he finds himself embroiled in a series of hilarious misunderstandings and romantic entanglements. Archie's adventures, which take place in both England and America, are marked by a series of misadventures that include mistaken identities, farcical situations, and comical predicaments. Wodehouse's signature wit and humorous storytelling shine through in this light-hearted tale of social mishaps, love, and the pursuit of happiness. Through its engaging plot and endearing characters, ""Indiscretions of Archie"" captures the essence of Wodehouse's timeless humor and whimsical exploration of human relationships and societal norms, providing readers with an entertaining and delightful literary experience.
The Clicking Of Cuthbert
""The Clicking of Cuthbert"" is a collection of golf-themed short stories by P.G. Wodehouse, first published in 1922. Centered around the world of golf, the anthology presents a series of entertaining tales that explore the trials and tribulations of various golf enthusiasts, showcasing their passion for the sport and the humorous situations that arise on the golf course. Through witty dialogue, lively narratives, and eccentric characters, Wodehouse offers readers a delightful and engaging portrayal of the joys and frustrations inherent in the game of golf. From comical misunderstandings to competitive rivalries, the stories capture the essence of the sport and its devoted players, highlighting the timeless appeal of golf and the camaraderie that emerges amidst the challenges and triumphs of the game. With its entertaining storytelling and endearing characters, ""The Clicking of Cuthbert"" exemplifies Wodehouse's enduring wit and humor, making it a delightful read for both golf enthusiasts and literature lovers alike.
Psmith, Journalist
""Psmith, Journalist"" is a comedic novel by P.G. Wodehouse, first published in 1915. The story follows the adventures of the suave and witty Rupert Psmith as he embarks on a career in journalism, taking on assignments at the New York Chronicle. Through Psmith's unflappable charm and unconventional approach to reporting, the narrative delves into the humorous situations and journalistic challenges he encounters, including sensational stories, office politics, and romantic entanglements. Set against the vibrant backdrop of early 20th-century New York, the novel captures the dynamic atmosphere of the city and the idiosyncrasies of its inhabitants. With its engaging plot, memorable characters, and lively narrative, ""Psmith, Journalist"" embodies Wodehouse's signature humor and wit, offering readers a delightful and entertaining portrayal of the world of journalism and the complexities of human relationships.
A Gentleman Of Leisure
""A Gentleman of Leisure"" is a comedic novel by P.G. Wodehouse, first published in 1910. The story revolves around the charming and resourceful protagonist, Jimmy Pitt, who, after a series of mishaps, finds himself masquerading as a member of the British aristocracy. As Jimmy navigates the intricacies of high society, he becomes entangled in a series of hilarious escapades and romantic entanglements, leading to a delightful narrative filled with witty dialogue and humorous situations. Wodehouse's signature wit and clever storytelling are on full display in this light-hearted tale of mistaken identity, love, and the whimsical trials and tribulations of the upper class. Through its engaging plot and memorable characters, ""A Gentleman of Leisure"" offers readers an entertaining and delightful glimpse into the world of early 20th-century British society.
The Intrusion Of Jimmy
""The Intrusion of Jimmy"" is a comedic novel by P.G. Wodehouse, first published in 1910. The story follows the charming and resourceful protagonist, Jimmy Pitt, as he becomes entangled in a series of amusing and often farcical situations involving romantic complications and mistaken identities. Set in both New York and England, the narrative unfolds with a series of comical misunderstandings, witty repartee, and unexpected plot twists. Wodehouse's signature humor and lively storytelling come to the fore in this delightful tale of love, ambition, and the complexities of human relationships. Through its engaging plot and endearing characters, ""The Intrusion of Jimmy"" captures the essence of Wodehouse's timeless comedic style, offering readers a delightful and entertaining glimpse into the world of early 20th-century society and the endearing foibles of its inhabitants.
The Coming Of Bill
""The Coming of Bill"" is a comedic novel by P.G. Wodehouse, first published in 1919. The story follows the escapades of Kirk Winfield, a young American whose life takes an unexpected turn when he becomes a father. As Kirk navigates the challenges of parenthood and marriage, he finds himself embroiled in a series of amusing and often chaotic situations, including misunderstandings, familial disputes, and romantic entanglements. Set against the backdrop of early 20th-century America, the narrative captures the vibrancy of the era and the complexities of family dynamics. Wodehouse's signature wit and humor infuse the narrative, offering readers a delightful and heartwarming exploration of love, parenthood, and the joys and challenges of domestic life. Through its engaging storytelling and endearing characters, ""The Coming of Bill"" exemplifies Wodehouse's keen observations of human nature and relationships, providing a timeless and entertaining literary experience.
Love, Revenge & Buttered Scones
Three troubled people, driven by loneliness, vanity and revenge, dash to the Scottish Highlands, where their lives become mysteriously entwined around a reading group in the Inverness public library. We've all done it-gone after one thing and found entirely another-but never as surprisingly as Henry, Peter & Elena. It's Friday, 18th February 2000, and they're in for an unsettling weekend among the book stacks of the library, on the blizzard-bound streets of Inverness, in the recesses of the Loch Craggan Hotel, and on the treacherous mountain above."A laugh-out-loud treat. A magic mix of comedy and wry observation by a writer who is really on her game."- Ron McMillan, author of Yin Yang Tattoo and Don't Think Twice"Bobbie Darbyshire captures the art of good storytelling. A book you can't easily put down. Very entertaining."- Reader, I Read It blog
The White Feather
""The White Feather"" is a compelling novel by P.G. Wodehouse, published in 1907. Set in England, the story revolves around the charming protagonist, Reggie Kemp, and his entanglement in a series of misadventures and romantic complications. Wodehouse's masterful storytelling skillfully weaves together elements of love, friendship, and societal expectations, portraying the complexities of human relationships with humor and insight. Through the intricate narrative, the novel delves into themes of honor, loyalty, and the pursuit of personal fulfillment, offering a poignant exploration of the impact of pride and prejudice on individual lives. With its nuanced character development and sharp wit, ""The White Feather"" stands as a timeless testament to Wodehouse's literary prowess, showcasing his ability to craft a compelling story that resonates with readers across generations, while providing a captivating commentary on the complexities of human nature and the dynamics of love and society.
Ukridge
""Ukridge"" is a captivating collection of short stories by P.G. Wodehouse, published in 1923. The anthology revolves around the charming yet eccentric character Stanley Featherstonehaugh Ukridge, known for his grand schemes and harebrained ideas. Each narrative presents a hilarious account of Ukridge's misadventures, often involving get-rich-quick schemes and improbable business ventures that inevitably lead to chaos and comic situations. Wodehouse's witty storytelling and sharp characterizations bring to life Ukridge's escapades, offering readers a delightful blend of humor, satire, and social commentary. Through the lens of Ukridge's relentless optimism and unyielding determination, the anthology explores themes of ambition, friendship, and the pursuit of success, showcasing the absurdities of human behavior and the resilience of the human spirit. With its clever narrative structure and memorable cast of characters, ""Ukridge"" stands as a timeless testament to Wodehouse's unparalleled talent for comedic storytelling and his insightful exploration of the human experience.
The Little Nugget
""The Little Nugget"" is a comedic novel by P.G. Wodehouse, first published in 1913. The story revolves around the misadventures of Ogden Ford, a wealthy and mischievous child who becomes the target of various schemes aimed at securing his inheritance. As Ogden's antics create chaos within his family and among his caretakers, the narrative unfolds with a blend of humor, wit, and clever plot twists. Wodehouse's signature style shines through in this tale of mistaken identities, humorous predicaments, and the intricacies of human relationships. With its engaging storytelling and lively characters, ""The Little Nugget"" captures the essence of Wodehouse's keen observations of society and human nature, providing readers with a delightful and entertaining journey through the world of the British upper class and the eccentricities of its members.
The Prince And Betty
""The Prince and Betty"" is a captivating novel by P.G. Wodehouse, renowned for its engaging narrative and subtle humor. Set against the backdrop of a charming English countryside, the story follows the adventures of Betty Silver and Prince Rowland of Marlow as they navigate a series of delightful mishaps and romantic entanglements. Wodehouse's masterful storytelling skillfully weaves together themes of love, class dynamics, and societal expectations, offering readers a delightful exploration of human relationships and the complexities of navigating social norms. The novel's witty dialogue and endearing characters bring to life a tale of mistaken identities, secret ambitions, and the enduring power of true love. With its whimsical charm and clever plot twists, ""The Prince and Betty"" stands as a timeless testament to Wodehouse's literary prowess, showcasing his ability to craft a humorous and heartwarming narrative that transcends time and resonates with readers across generations.
The Small Bachelor
""The Small Bachelor"" is a delightful novel by P.G. Wodehouse, known for its engaging narrative and sparkling humor. The story revolves around the charming but hapless George Finch, an aspiring artist whose life takes an unexpected turn when he becomes entangled in a series of comedic misunderstandings and romantic complications. Set against the vibrant backdrop of 1920s London, Wodehouse skillfully weaves a tale of love, ambition, and social intricacies, showcasing the absurdities of human behavior and societal expectations. Through vivid characterizations and clever plot twists, the novel explores the themes of identity, self-discovery, and the pursuit of happiness, all infused with Wodehouse's trademark wit and charm. With its lighthearted narrative and memorable cast of characters, ""The Small Bachelor"" stands as a timeless testament to Wodehouse's mastery of comedic storytelling and his insightful exploration of the human experience.
Psmith In The City
""Psmith in the City"" is a comedic novel by P.G. Wodehouse, first published in 1910 as a serial and later as a book in 1912. The story follows the misadventures of the charismatic and confident Ronald Psmith as he begins a career in the world of finance at the New Asiatic Bank. Through Psmith's witty repartee and unconventional approach to work and life, the narrative explores the challenges and humorous situations he encounters in the corporate world. Set against the backdrop of early 20th-century London, the novel captures the bustling atmosphere of the city and the idiosyncrasies of its inhabitants. With its engaging plot, memorable characters, and lively narrative, ""Psmith in the City"" embodies Wodehouse's signature humor and wit, offering readers a delightful and entertaining portrayal of corporate life and the complexities of human relationships.
A Prefect's Uncle
""A Prefect's Uncle"" is a humorous novel by P.G. Wodehouse, first published in 1903. The story revolves around the misadventures of a mischievous and resourceful schoolboy, Farnie, as he navigates the challenges of life at the fictional Beckford College. Farnie's escapades, which include elaborate pranks, amusing schemes, and comical misunderstandings, form the backbone of the narrative, showcasing Wodehouse's witty humor and satirical commentary on the British public school system. Through its engaging and light-hearted storytelling, ""A Prefect's Uncle"" offers readers an entertaining glimpse into the world of early 20th-century English boarding schools, capturing the essence of youthful exuberance, camaraderie, and the timeless allure of mischief and mayhem. With its lively narrative and memorable characters, the novel continues to charm readers with its enduring wit and delightful portrayal of schoolboy antics.
Death At The Excelsior, And Other Stories
""Death at the Excelsior, and Other Stories"" is a collection of mystery and detective short stories by P.G. Wodehouse, first published in 1914. The anthology comprises a series of intriguing tales that delve into the realm of crime, deception, and suspense. Each narrative presents a unique and captivating mystery, often centered around cunning detectives, perplexing clues, and surprising plot twists. Wodehouse's masterful storytelling and engaging characterizations create an immersive reading experience, drawing readers into a world of enigmatic puzzles and thrilling investigations. Through its diverse selection of stories, ""Death at the Excelsior, and Other Stories"" showcases Wodehouse's versatility as an author, highlighting his ability to craft compelling narratives that captivate readers with their intricate plots, clever dialogue, and captivating sense of suspense and intrigue.
The Swoop! Or, How Clarence Saved England A Tale Of The Great Invasion
""The Swoop! or, How Clarence Saved England: A Tale of the Great"" is a witty and satirical novel by P.G. Wodehouse, published in 1909. In this playful parody of the invasion literature popular at the time, Wodehouse humorously portrays the absurdity of a simultaneous invasion of England by various countries. The chaotic narrative unfolds as nations like Wales, Scotland, and Ireland, along with others, vie for control, leading to a whimsical tale of miscommunication, mistaken identities, and hilarious diplomatic blunders. Amidst this pandemonium, the young protagonist, Clarence, emerges as an unlikely hero, striving to save his country with his ingenuity and wit. Wodehouse's sharp and witty commentary on nationalism, diplomacy, and wartime hysteria adds a layer of intellectual satire to the comical plot, making ""The Swoop!"" a timeless and entertaining work that reflects on the follies of nationalistic fervor and the unpredictability of human nature.
The Head Of Kay's
""The Head of Kay's"" is a novel by P.G. Wodehouse, first published in 1905. Set in the fictional English public school of Eckleton, the story revolves around the humorous exploits and misadventures of the students and faculty. Through a blend of witty dialogue and eccentric characters, Wodehouse offers a delightful portrayal of school life, camaraderie, pranks, and the complexities of the educational system in Edwardian England. The narrative captures the lively and spirited atmosphere of the school while exploring themes of friendship, loyalty, and youthful exuberance. With its engaging storytelling and memorable characters, ""The Head of Kay's"" exemplifies Wodehouse's knack for humor and his ability to offer a humorous glimpse into the world of British boarding schools.
The Life And Opinions Of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman
"The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman" is a pioneering and unconventional novel penned by Laurence Sterne in the 18th century. It humorously narrates the life of its titular character, Tristram Shandy, but often deviates into digressions, interruptions, and whimsical anecdotes that challenge traditional narrative structures. Through a satirical lens, Sterne playfully critiques various aspects of 18th-century British society, including philosophy, medicine, and the quirks of human nature. The novel experiments with metafictional elements, incorporating self-awareness and reflexivity into its narrative style. It explores themes such as the impact of individual experiences on one's identity, the complexities of human behavior, and the role of chance in shaping our lives. "The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman" remains a seminal work of English literature, celebrated for its inventive storytelling, wit, and intellectual depth.
Jill The Reckless
""Jill the Reckless"" is a comedic novel by P.G. Wodehouse, first published in 1921. The story revolves around the spirited and independent protagonist, Jill Mariner, as she navigates the challenges of life and love in London and New York. Set against the backdrop of the Roaring Twenties, the narrative follows Jill's journey of self-discovery, as she encounters a series of comical mishaps, romantic entanglements, and unexpected opportunities. Wodehouse's signature wit and humor shine through in this delightful tale of resilience, ambition, and the pursuit of happiness. Through its engaging plot, memorable characters, and lively narrative, ""Jill the Reckless"" captures the essence of Wodehouse's timeless comedic style, offering readers a delightful and entertaining glimpse into the dynamic and glamorous world of the Jazz Age and the complexities of human relationships.
Daddy-Long-Legs
DaddyLongLegs by Jean Webster is a famous epistolary novel that follows, the protagonist, a young orphan girl named Jerusha 'Judy' Abot. An unknown rich man offers help to Judy to resume her studies, which she had given up at the age of 18 to work in the orphanage she was born and brought up. Interestingly, her benefactor demands her to write him letters illustrating her daytoday adventures in college in return for the help he offers...
School of Sleuths
He was at the end of the hallway.The stillness of him is what I remember most.I didn't catch him midstride or walking away.He was just standing and looking at me. As if he'd always known I'd be there.Silent. Perfectly silhouetted in the dead center of the hallway. And then he ran, directly at me.They are the Shadow Guild. Or maybe they are The Academics. Or, on second thought, they might be BrainForce. That's all still up for debate. But one thing is certain: Marshall, Quinn, Malcolm, and Brigham are a teenage-detective team on a mission. And that mission is to uncover the mysterious motives behind Marshall's late-night mugging at Carter High School. It's a dangerous investigation that leads the normally rule-following, RPG-obsessed, straight-A honor students into a dark, crime-filled underworld that brings about an entirely new and unexpected question: Will they actually survive? And will they have to break curfew in the process?
Death by Dating
"I either block them or start planning my wedding!"Zosha Paul navigates an unpredictable career, disastrous love life, endlessly critical mother, and best friend who's been accused of murder. Which might be manageable... without ADHD.Struggling with a company restructure, she dreams of rehabilitating the increasingly grim reputation of the HR department. But this proves extra challenging when an (admittedly unpopular) member of staff is murdered at the Christmas party.Since 'murdered people' are a 'people issue', Zosha must add murder investigation to an already overflowing plate-complete with stalker ex-girlfriend and terminally ill father.But as she tries to (hyper-)focus on the case, how far is she willing to go to uncover the truth and save her best friend from a life in prison?And more urgently, can she solve the crime before she does something she'll regret with the distractingly handsome investigating officer? (The one with the biceps.)
The Pamela Papers
Pamela Pankhurst is a beleaguered creative writing professor at Sanford Liberal Arts College (SLAC, home of the Slackers) when the pandemic hits, her campus shuts down, and a passive-aggressive new administration with draconian policies takes over. As her coworkers lose their will to live and the institution careens toward catastrophe, Pamela bands with two colleagues to investigate: who are these administrators who make nonsensical demands and seem to harbor vendettas against everyone? Pamela and her intrepid workmates risk their careers and their sanity as they seek to rescue their campus from dehumanization and certain ruin.
The Garbage Goblins
Little Burt loves getting dirty and making messes, but much to his parent's distress, he hates bathing and cleaning up. Sometimes being a dirty mess is fun, but if you never clean up, you can attract the wrong kind of attention-- especially if you are playing in the wrong places.
Over the Top Secret
A fun, fast-paced, humorous mystery about a brainy, relatable heroine, a government experiment gone wrong, and the zany world of T.O.P.S.E.C.R.E.T. espionage...My name is Julie Richardson, and if you'd told me one week ago that I'd be racing through the sewers of Paris in search of a golden thumb drive to stop an Evil Villain from destroying the world, I'd have thought you were describing some off-brand James Bond film.Unfortunately for me, I had to go and *accidentally* trigger a dangerous government experiment that turned me into the most sought-after source of classified intel on the planet. I used to be worried about my GPA and graduating college at the top of my class. Now, I've got bad guys chasing after me, so-called "good guys" trying to experiment on me, and Evil Villains threatening to cut out my brain! The good news is, there's a chance I could get my normal life back. The bad news is that chance is slim to none.Forced to go on a life-threatening government mission? Check.Accompanied by the world's most handsome/self-absorbed spy? Check.A plan? Not even close.Welcome to T.O.P.S.E.C.R.E.T.***WARNING: This book contains laugh-out-loud screwball humor, mysterious clues, amateur sleuthing, non-stop adventure, and shameless movie references. For fans of action comedies, spy parodies, and unadulterated fun. Read at your own risk...
Toadstool Manor & Yorkshire Pudding
Before Archie was born, his parents, the archduke and duchess of the former Atomauria, travelled to England and found themselves in Pudding, a small hamlet in Yorkshire County. Immediately upon arriving, and without much thought, they purchased a manor to call their home-the Toadstool Manor, built on top of a swamp constantly emitting gas and across the street from the notorious Soggy Goose and Cock.By the time Archie inherits the manor and marries his beautiful wife Charly, the manor is sinking on one side as gas releases from the rotting foundation. Two young boys seize the chance and make a whoopee cushion and attach it to the gas vent-making the manor fart! The magnificent musical manor becomes a tourist attraction, drawing people from all over. But blindsided by its new fame, Pudding starts to stumble. It's up to Lord Archie and Lady Charly to keep the hamlet level-headed as they start gaining more attention than they could have hoped for. Will the hamlet let their newfound celebrity status go to their heads, or can they use it to improve the lives of those around them?Charming and funny, Toadstool Manor & Yorkshire Pudding is a must-read for anyone young at heart.
Toadstool Manor & Yorkshire Pudding
Before Archie was born, his parents, the archduke and duchess of the former Atomauria, travelled to England and found themselves in Pudding, a small hamlet in Yorkshire County. Immediately upon arriving, and without much thought, they purchased a manor to call their home-the Toadstool Manor, built on top of a swamp constantly emitting gas and across the street from the notorious Soggy Goose and Cock.By the time Archie inherits the manor and marries his beautiful wife Charly, the manor is sinking on one side as gas releases from the rotting foundation. Two young boys seize the chance and make a whoopee cushion and attach it to the gas vent-making the manor fart! The magnificent musical manor becomes a tourist attraction, drawing people from all over. But blindsided by its new fame, Pudding starts to stumble. It's up to Lord Archie and Lady Charly to keep the hamlet level-headed as they start gaining more attention than they could have hoped for. Will the hamlet let their newfound celebrity status go to their heads, or can they use it to improve the lives of those around them?Charming and funny, Toadstool Manor & Yorkshire Pudding is a must-read for anyone young at heart.
Glory Days
THE BEST COMEDY BOOK OF 2024- An "absolutely hilarious and singular" (Tommy Orange) collection of "laugh-out-loud" (People) stories about millennials entering the abyss of middle age--from Thurber Prize-winning author Simon Rich, "one of the funniest writers in America" (NPR). Simon Rich returns with a batch of can't-miss stories in which Super Mario turns forty and is forced to "take-a stock" of his life and how "messed up it's-a become." Goliath struggles to control the media narrative in the lead-up to his death match against David, a small, beloved child. And a long-discarded participation trophy reminisces about the glorious field day in 1993, when he wound up in the arms of a jubilant, asthmatic Simon Rich. High-stakes and heartfelt, Glory Days mourns the death of youthful innocence and hails the beginning of something approximating wisdom.
Fat, Fifty & Fu*ked
Martin Carter is having a crook day. His home life's a misery, he's been retrenched by the bank and everyone's forgotten his birthday. But a million-dollar payroll, a pistol in a biscuit tin, and a split-second decision change everything.Hurtling north on a motorcycle with the intriguing Faith, Martin encounters a mysterious hit-man, a new-age bikie gang, a reclusive media mogul and the booby-trapped mountain hideout of an old schoolmate.With Faith's help he learns about love again, along with some bitter truths about instant coffee, brown suede shoes, and the legendary Great Aussie Truck Stop Breakfast.
Crotchet Castle
Peacock's sparkling novel is a witty send-up of Romanticism and its excesses. The story centers on a group of intellectuals who gather at Crotchet Castle to discuss philosophy, art, and literature. With its complex wordplay, erudite references, and brilliant satirical insights, this book is a masterpiece of English literature that remains as fresh today as when it was first written.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Mr. Clutterbuck's Election
Belloc's comedic novel explores the absurdities of an English election with his trademark wit and humor. The story follows Mr. Clutterbuck, a well-meaning but bumbling candidate, as he takes on the political establishment in a small town. Full of memorable characters and hilarious set pieces, this book is a must-read for anyone looking for a good laugh.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
McAllister and his Double
In this delightful novel, New York City lawyer McAllister discovers he has a double-a man who looks exactly like him and is causing trouble in his professional and personal life. McAllister goes on a madcap adventure to unmask his double and clear his name. Full of twists and turns, this charming tale will keep readers on the edge of their seats.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
