Stories to Share With My Partner Book 5
Jos矇 began his writing by getting his feet wet in creative writing at a writers' group in Camden New South Wales, Australia. This gave him 'the bug' as he calls it and soon his mind created his short stories and poems and he has not looked back.This anthology of stories is based on spontaneous prompts at the writing group or 'homework' given to the writers to bring to their next meeting.You can see some interesting facets of the author's mind in each of the stories as he lets his imagination take the reader into his moods at the time of the story or poem to first major character, Danny Monk.Jos矇 has completed his first novel, 'Books, Pens & Larceny' after one of his short stories 'Missy's Book Shop' inspired him to continue that story into a novel format.When not in front of his computer working away, Jos矇 is reading or spending time with his wife in long, leisurely walks around the Camden area.This is 5th collection of short stories and poetry and he is currently working on book number 6 and a sequel to 'Books, Pens and Larceny'.Visit www.jfnodar.com.au for more information.
Steamboat Willie Whistlestop Puzzle Mysteries, Vol. 2
Welcome to the world of Steamboat Willie's Whistlestop Puzzle Mysteries!It's the 1920s, and you're the new first mate of a steamboat, the SS Wilkinshire. You encounter Willie, a talking mouse, on your first mystery! Together, the two of you team up to solve crimes.And there's a lot of them! The SS Wilkinshire is a magnet for unfortunate events: murder, blackmail, thievery. There's always a puzzle that needs to be solved. If you think playing detective is going to be easy, think again! These puzzle mysteries are tricky. It takes a very sharp eye to recognize the clues, so you'll have to read carefully! In each puzzle mystery, you and Steamboat Willie willdiscover the crimeinterview the suspectsstudy their alibisfigure out the culprit!Enjoy your crime-solving trip down the river with everybody's favorite mouse, Steamboat Willie!
Cozy Up to Terror
A man with a troubled past. A mob out for revenge. This is no time for cookies.Doyle Flanders has finally found peace working as a custodian at Lone Star Family Fun Time, free from the limelight and out of trouble. But when he's unexpectedly thrust into the role of Yango the Yeti, the theme park's beloved mascot, everything changes.Now, Doyle can't go anywhere without children following him and loyal fans clamoring for a picture. Adding to the problem, the local mob is looking for the man who should have worn the costume that day.Little do these gangsters know that Doyle is a man with a secret-one the U.S. Government has invested a lot to keep hidden. Doyle's enemies have chased him across the country and will stop at nothing to exact their revenge.Now, Doyle must outwit his pursuers while wearing a heavy, smelly Yeti costume. Will he escape the theme park unscathed? Or will the local mob discover his true identity? Find out in this fast-paced and funny thriller.
Two Baggy Suits, an Accordion and the Alfa
Francesco Mandellino buries his head into his pillow, trying to drown out the moans of Benny Jones having sex at the end of the corridor. How did he get here, Francesco wonders. How did life bring him to this? Francesco Mandellino is a hapless, 40-something Italian-Australian who ends up renting a room from young Aussie larrikin Benny Jones after his 20-year marriage comes to an end. With a piano accordion, two baggy suits and an ageing Alfa Romeo as his only worldly possessions, and with Benny acting as his new life coach, Francesco attempts to navigate the modern singles scene with hilarious, and often disastrous results. To make matters worse, his Italian mamma makes it her mission to find him a wife. But just when Francesco thinks all is lost and he is destined for a lifetime living with Benny, along comes an unexpected chance at love.
The HOA
"The HOA" is a sharp, thoughtful, and biting satire of life within a dysfunctional homeowners' association.Through a satirical and comedic take on the internal goings-on of a fictional HOA, readers will enjoy stories of the strange and absurd situations, miscommunications, and side-splitting absurdity of the residents.The book follows the unlikely (but dedicated and well-meaning) members of HOA community as they come together for the first time to try to solve a sudden financial crisis no one admits to having seen coming. The band of misfits is even more surprised when they discover the day-to-day realities of the HOA are far different than what they imagined them to be as they take on the challenges of addressing the status quo. Along the way, they learn their lessons the hard way as they confront both the issues at hand and their own shortcomings.From late-night community meetings to wild and ridiculously petty disputes, it's the perfect blend of relatable suburban life mixed with a comedy of errors. Readers will get a glimpse into all the quirkiness and all the drama that comes with being part of an HOA. From outrageous spending, to heated debates, to hidden agendas, to political maneuvering, appearances can be deceiving behind the white-only mandated window treatments.Diving into the often hilarious, and sometimes nightmarish world of a homeowners' association, the vivid descriptions of the power struggles, petty squabbles, and backstabbing that goes on, there are tales of friendship and comradery. With unexpected plot twists, miscommunications, strange and absurd situations, comedy and chaos reign supreme, as readers encounter a wide array of eccentric and entertaining characters.
Summer at Tangents
Summer at TangentsTangents is a decaying village with a poorly attended church and a struggling golf club. Now the church is threatened with closure. So the vicar's good friend, a wily golf club committee member, acts to save the church in ways which also benefit the club and his friends and involve duping almost everyone along the way. Reviews of Roderick Easdale's previous books: 'Roderick Easdale is a natural writer. He makes an impact where other's don't. This excellent book defies convention' (Cricket Lore) 'Preposterously entertaining' (Press Association) 'This book is a winner' (The Cricketer) 'This fascinating study' (The Independent) 'A rattling good read' (Northants Evening Telegraph)
Mayhem at the Mill
In days of old when knights were bold and cell phones weren't invented, there was magic in the land of Osten. Grim horrors stalked the land and threatened the kingdom's borders. His majesty's mages held these all at bay while his goodly knights kept a gladsome peace within the realm. It had been many years since Osten had suffered a serious threat to its monarch's reign. And all was well.Meanwhile, in the far-flung reaches of the north, in a barony newly won, a humble miller's son was having a very bad day..."Mayhem at the Mill" is the first in a series of tales wherein two young men chosen by fate seek their proper place amid hilarious adventure and mayhem. Intended as an adult read, the language and themes are suitable for younger readers or anyone who enjoys a playful romp through medieval times fraught with whimsy and the delight of discovery.Come and join the good folk of the hamlet of Meadowfork in their struggles - both everyday and epic.
Easy Tiger
He's trying to keep his livelihood afloat. She threatens to destroy it. Will two wild hearts finally be tamed? Hawk Lachlan will do anything to save his family's zoo. With only a year to prove that he and his siblings can handle the responsibility, the gruff eldest brother is determined to fulfill his father's legacy. So when the new gift shop girl keeps causing clumsy chaos, he refuses to let their attraction add to the mayhem. Hannah Murphy is getting desperate. Needing enough cash to help her mom retire, the gossip columnist takes a mysterious job to spy on the handsome grouch who always seems to catch her in hilariously compromising snooping attempts. But when she falls into a penguin pond and comes out shirtless, she can't deny their sizzling chemistry. Realizing the blundering beauty has squeezed her way past his defenses, Hawk grows closer to the woman helping him stay sane. But as Hannah finds herself falling hard, she fears her big secret has already doomed her chance at happiness. Will outrageous shenanigans lead to heartbreak or forever? Easy Tiger is the swoon-worthy second book in the Prickle Island Zoo romantic comedy series. If you like grumpy-sunshine relationships, tons of humor, and emotional feels, then you'll adore Ali K. Mulford's steamy story. Buy Easy Tiger to let passion out of the cage today!
6 years, 9 months and 21 days
Xanthe's life has been a 24/7 struggle for almost a decade. As a single parent she has been juggling a full-time job from home, raising two teens with intense extra-curricular activity schedules, navigating a long messy divorce, budgeting on her sole income, all with no family to fall back on. The joy of life has been sucked out of her over the years. She is living in a prison of duties and responsibilities, with no prospect of breaking out. But when she starts a YouTube channel to vent and share her woes with the world, new and unexpected opportunities start to develop. Could there be light at the end of the tunnel?
Funny Old People
Anna, a senior citizen with decades of office manager experience, is forced to retire from her position with a magazine by an inexperienced relative of the former editor. Resentful and determined, she decides to start her own magazine and recruits writers, editors and illustrators, the funny old people' of the title. She develops a business plan, buys equipment, leases a cottage to serve as an office, and the magazine slowly evolves.She stays in touch with her hospitalized former boss and friend, and through him becomes embroiled in his peculiar domestic difficulties. Paula, wife of Bernard, the former editor, has been duped into flying to Europe to untangle a scheme concocted by her former husband.While visiting Bernard at a rehabilitation facility, Anna re-connects with a fianc矇e from thirty years earlier, a man she hoped was out of her life forever.With hard work and the good fellowship of the funny old people, the magazine thrives. Much of it takes the form of short, humorous essays, some written by the funny old people, and some received as online submissions.
Lymescale & Grime
Introducing Lymescale & Grime, two detectives whose aim is to clean up crime. They are not conventional crime fighters in the mould of Starsky and Hutch or Holmes and Watson. Not so much, Mulder and Scully more, Ajax and Ariel. Lymescale & Grime: No case too small, most cases too big, but they will meet you halfway!
Alya Sometimes Hides Her Feelings in Russian, Vol. 4.5
This collection of short stories captures special moments during the student council's summer vacation, and it may even answer some important questions: How will Sayaka react to the truth about Masachika and Yuki's relationship? What devious activities is Nonoa up to behind the scenes? Will Masachika pretend his intimate moment with Alya never happened? Why is it so easy for this group to get hypnotized? And is it really possible to punch a ghost?! To find out, follow along as they make summer memories!
Ladies with Options
Minnesota, 1983 The Mostly Methodist Club met Saturday morning year-round, but was at its best in autumn and winter, when it helped steel the ladies for the Sundays their men spent watching TV sports with eyes glazed like so many holiday hams...The mostly-married, mostly-middle-aged members of the Mostly Methodist Club (Deborah Cohen made it "Mostly") were used to swapping recipes, not stock tips. They'd taken few risks in their lives, and had even fewer adventures. But when a pink-haired young rebel named Skye found her way into the group, things changed. The ladies had already begun looking into investment opportunities, after realizing that their retirement earnings would barely keep them in Burpee seeds and baking powder. But it was Skye who tipped them off to a struggling new company that might be worth sinking a few dollars into. A company that was developing some interesting new technology. A company run by a man named Bill Gates...
Sailing for Grace
The novel is a story of love, loyalty, friendship and the intersection of law and personal morality-- when the right thing to do may not be the legal thing to do. You might sum the story up as: "A wealthy widower risks his freedom to fulfill a promise made to his dying wife."
Afterwords
Clayton Shaw is, by all accounts, a good man. He helps his father on the farm and cares for his sick mother, and his little sister loves him. He is pretty sure that he is in love with Amber, the girl down the road, and has a whole life planned out for them. That is until Claton has the worst day of his life. With just one push in the wrong direction, he finds himself dead and stuck in The After. In The After, Clayton is doomed to fight to get along with Takis, a 2,000-year-old Greek man, as his work partner while having to report to Feme, an even older Egyptian prostitute who hates his guts. Clayton is sure that he was meant for Paradise, or rather, The Brilliance, and that someone must have got something wrong. Now, it is up to him to find a way out and where he is meant to be.
Rags and Riches
Life is an intricate tapestry of emotions: moments that tug at our hearts and instances that leave us in stitches. Every day, we navigate the quirks and peculiarities of those around us, choosing to either embrace the humour or let annoyance take the reins. Why not revel in the comedic interludes hidden within life's juxtapositions? In Rags and Riches, Susanna invites readers into a delightful collection filled with laughter, wit, and true tales. From whimsical articles to heartfelt poems, she captures the essence of real people and the memorable moments that have shaped their lives. Many stories bring to life the eclectic guests that have crossed Susanna's threshold, while others shine a spotlight on the charming exchanges she shares with her vivacious granddaughter. 'One of her guests, a specialist medical doctor, laughs, "Susanna, you know I'm known as 'The Cleaner.' One weekend I was asked to be the medic in charge of a small hospital of nineteen patients. By the end of the weekend, sixteen of them had died." "What did you do? One look at you and they all decided their lives weren't worth living? Seriously?" "Yes, I'm that girl!" "Now when any hospital needs to move patients on - they know who to ask." "Yes, the cleaner!"' Articles used to be written on rags, which would be posted around the towns for people to read. They looked forward to their weekly rag. The book title includes 'Riches' because stories enrich our lives.
Hood 2 Good
Hood 2 Good is a fictional but inspirational story about resilience, loyalty, survival, and encouragement. Unfortunately, life is harder and more challenging for some. The people in this story were exposed to dangerous, dire situations early in their lives because they grew up in a downtrodden area of the city. A Good Samaritan who was determined to live a better life never wavered from this goal. One day the Good Samaritan rescued two little girls from a horrendous situation. From that point on the Good Samaritan dedicated his life to making sure the girls grew up in a safe, clean comfortable home with peace of mind so they could elevate in life. This story has drama, violence, humor, and adult situations.
Smashin' Candy
So bloody sweet, I'll give you tooth decay.Call off the search party, here I am. Candy Crystal is back for another round with my Gambler's Monarchs. And don't be mistaken, they are mine. All mine. With the Monarchs fractured, I need to use my best moves to bring the whole biker gang back home. My best moves being reverse cowgirl, the upside down corkscrew and the underestimated cupid's arrow. Unfortunately, my appeal doesn't stretch as far as the stray who has latched onto one of my men. A charming, cunning killer to be exact. This house isn't big enough for the two of us. I'm a b!tch who knows her way around a bone, so this slutty snake had better watch her back. Did I also mention she's trying to kill me? Unless Angus and I get to her first. The Monarchs may be blind but I know an assassin when I see one. Some say I'm delusional, others use the term disturbingly obsessive. I prefer protective, and the Candy Crusher isn't my sole possession anymore. The claws are out, the game is on.Trigger Warning: This is book two of the I Love Candy series, featuring a feisty female lead. Candy is spontaneous, impulsive and reckless, which makes this book inappropriate for under 18's. She gives as good as she gets, causing chaos and leaves you wondering who is bullying who! Expect excessive amounts of steam, violence and cursing throughout. This series is a RH trilogy with a HEA...eventually.
An Essay on Comedy and the Uses of the Comic Spirit
In "An Essay on Comedy and the Uses of the Comic Spirit," George Meredith, a prominent Victorian novelist and poet, delves into the nature and significance of comedy in literature and life. Originally published in 1877, this essay reflects Meredith's keen observations on the human experience and the role of humour in shaping our understanding of the world. Meredith explores the comic spirit as a vital force that contributes to the health and balance of society. He analyzes the elements that make comedy effective, emphasizing its ability to illuminate truths, challenge conventions, and provide a fresh perspective on human behaviour. The essay is not only a reflection on the artistic aspects of comedy but also a philosophical exploration of its broader implications. Meredith's insights into the human psyche and his appreciation for the comic as a means of insight and critique make this essay a valuable contribution to the study of literature and humour. For readers interested in the intersection of literature, philosophy, and humour, "An Essay on Comedy and the Uses of the Comic Spirit" offers a thought-provoking exploration by one of the Victorian era's notable literary figures.
The Curious Republic Of Gondour And Other Whimsical Sketches
Mark Twain "The Curious Republic of Gondour and Other Whimsical Sketches" is a compilation of brief memories and essays that feature his trademark wit and humor. Twain's writing skills emerges in this compilation, when you consider that he is recognised for his astute insights on society and human nature. The title article, "The Curious Republic of Gondour," is anticipated to be a satirical investigation of a hypothetical civilization, imparting readers a hilarious and concept-upsetting mirrored image at the absurdities of political and social establishments. Twain's capability to combine satire and leisure makes this a fun examine. Throughout the book, readers may expect an extensive range of quirky sketches that touch on numerous facets of existence, regularly revealing the writer's talent for storytelling and his unique view at the human condition. Twain's sharp feel of sarcasm and command of language are likely to be present in every article, ensuing in a compilation that is both interesting and intellectually exciting. "The Curious Republic of Gondour and Other Whimsical Sketches" promises to take readers on a captivating voyage via Mark Twain's imaginitive and a laugh universe, demonstrating his everlasting ability to fascinate and entertain audiences together with his literary prowess.
Bindle Some Chapters In The Life Of Joseph Bindle
"Bindle" by Herbert Jenkins is a notable and funny story that introduces the reader to the endearing character of Bindle, a Londoner referred to for his wit and eccentricities. The plot concentrates around Bindle's funny exploits and misadventures as he navigates London's busy streets. Bindle's contacts with numerous personalities, his unique method to lifestyles, and his capacity to distxter humor in each state of affairs make this story a happy and fun study. Jenkins' literary style is prominent through wit, clever speak, and astute observations of human conduct. The story progresses through a succession of a laugh vignettes that depict regular lifestyles in early 20th-century London. The creator expertly blends comedy and social remark in Bindle's adventures, offering a sarcastic view on cutting-edge guidelines and customs. "Bindle" is extra than just a singular; it's a cute voyage through London's streets, targeted on a memorable and attractive man or woman. With its wit and heart, the book stays a loved traditional, appealing to readers who want a terrific laugh and a unique tackle existence.
Jock Tamson's Legacy
Charlie's a taxi-driving money junkie who hates Friday nights. Tonight would be different, he could feel it in his water. Ella's knee is a supernatural version of the pony express, except that it only brings bad news. Sometimes tragic news. This time, Ella felt tragic. With a belly-full of home-made whisky, Robbie prepares for manhood by following his family tradition of shooting at least one trespassing townie, before his mum and dad get home from the pub. The BMW was on autopilot. Jackie was on the horn. Luckily, he was still on the right side of consciousness. Just. He was having a ninety-four miles per hour identity crisis. Who exactly was Jock Tamson? And what is his Legacy? This Comic tragedy of errors will reveal all! Friday nights may never be the same again. And that's a fact.
Wilhelmina In London
British writer and journalist Barry Pain's book "Wilhelmina in London" was released in 1909. Wilhelmina "Billie" Bennett, the main character of the narrative, travels from her small English hamlet to the busy metropolis of London. Young and ambitious, Billie hopes to establish herself in the literary world when she moves to London. The story chronicles her travels, obstacles, and interactions with different people in the energetic metropolis. Billie experiences the thrill of her newfound independence as well as the inevitable challenges that come with it as she makes her way through the complexities of urban life. The conflict between rural and urban lifestyles, as well as themes of self-distxtery and pursuing ambitions, are all explored in the book. The author offers a sociological commentary on early 20th-century London and the changing status of women in society via Billie's experiences. A mixture of comedy, satire, and a coming-of-age tale, Barry Pain's "Wilhelmina in London" gives readers an insight into the social and cultural climate of the day.
Sorrow In Sunlight
"Sorrow in Sunlight" by way of Ronald Firbank is a fanciful and satirical novel that unfolds in a global of eccentric characters, set against the backdrop of an idyllic Mediterranean hotel. Firbank, acknowledged for his one-of-a-kind and avant-garde writing fashion, crafts a story this is both comedic and notion-frightening. The story revolves round a group of colorful and whimsical those who find themselves entangled in a series of absurd and funny conditions. Firbank's prose is marked by means of its wit and irony as he skewers societal norms and conventions with a playful and irreverent contact. The characters in "Sorrow in Sunlight" are brought to lifestyles with Firbank's feature aptitude for talk and description. The novel explores topics of love, desire, and the quirks of human behavior, offering a unique and satirical angle at the social mores of the time. Firbank's narrative style is regularly defined as modernist, and "Sorrow in Sunlight" showcases his potential to test with language and shape. The novel is a delightful combination of farce and social observation, inviting readers into an international wherein the absurdity of existence is well known and puzzled in identical measure.
The Crown Of Life
"The Crown of Life" through George Gissing is a singular that delves into the complexities of affection, relationships, and societal expectations inside the overdue nineteenth century. The narrative follows the lives of its characters, exploring the demanding situations they face in pursuit of happiness and success. At the middle of the tale is Sidney Athelstone, a skilled author who navigates the literary international and grapples with the intricacies of human feelings. The novel weaves a tapestry of characters whose lives intersect, revealing the intricacies of love, marriage, and the pursuit of personal aspirations. As Sidney seeks creative and private success, he encounters numerous characters, each struggling with their personal goals and constraints. The novel explores subject matters of societal norms, the conflict between man or woman goals and societal expectancies, and the sacrifices individuals make inside the pursuit of their passions. George Gissing, regarded for his keen observations of society, crafts a narrative that reflects the challenges and contradictions of the time. "The Crown of Life" stands as a poignant exploration of the human circumstance, imparting readers a window into the social dynamics and private struggles of the overdue 19th century.
Garrison's Finish A Romance Of The Race-Course
"Garrison's Finish: A Romance Of The Race-Course" by W. B. M. Ferguson is a fascinating novel that unfolds in the interesting global of horse racing. The tale revolves around Garrison, the significant individual, as he navigates the complexities of the racecourse. With meticulous detail and a eager understanding of the game, Ferguson brings to existence the excitement, demanding situations, and drama inherent in the international of horse racing. Set in opposition to the backdrop of the racecourse, the novel weaves together elements of romance and opposition. Garrison, pushed via ambition and a passion for the game, faces each personal and professional demanding situations. The narrative explores issues of affection, ambition, and the relentless pursuit of achievement, presenting readers with a rich and immersive enjoy. Ferguson's storytelling prowess shines thru in his bright depiction of the racing scenes, developing an environment that allows readers to experience the adrenaline and depth of the races. The novel captures the high-stakes nature of horse racing and the dynamic relationships that expand inside this competitive realm. As Garrison confronts the united states of americaand downs of the racing international, readers are taken on an adventure packed with suspense, emotion, and the indomitable spirit of a racer.
The Intrusion of Jimmy
"The Intrusion of Jimmy" is a novel written by the renowned British author P. G. Wodehouse. First published in 1910, this novel is one of Wodehouse's earlier works and is known for its humour and light-hearted storytelling. The story follows the adventures of the protagonist, Jimmy Pitt, an American who finds himself in London and becomes entangled in a series of comic and romantic misadventures. Jimmy's life takes a turn when he becomes involved with various eccentric characters, including a young woman named Molly, a diamond heist, and a case of mistaken identity. P. G. Wodehouse's writing in "The Intrusion of Jimmy" is characterized by its witty dialogue, humorous situations, and clever plot twists. The novel is a comedic exploration of love, social class, and the complexities of human relationships. As with many of Wodehouse's works, "The Intrusion of Jimmy" is a delightful and entertaining story that offers readers a dose of laughter and charm. It is a must-read for fans of Wodehouse's comedic writing and those who enjoy light-hearted and humorous fiction.
Rudder Grange
Rudder Grange, is a classical and a rare book, that has been considered important throughout the human history, and so that this work is never forgotten we at Alpha Editions have made efforts in its preservation by republishing this book in a modern format for present and future generations. This whole book has been reformatted, retyped and redesigned. These books are not made of scanned copies of their original work, and hence their text is clear and readable. This remarkable book falls within the genres of Language and Literatures, American and Canadian literature
Mr. Bonaparte of Corsica
Mr. Bonaparte of Corsica, is a classical and a rare book, that has been considered important throughout the human history, and so that this work is never forgotten we at Alpha Editions have made efforts in its preservation by republishing this book in a modern format for present and future generations. This whole book has been reformatted, retyped and redesigned. These books are not made of scanned copies of their original work, and hence their text is clear and readable. This remarkable book falls within the genres of Language and Literatures, American and Canadian literature
Phantom Wedding
'A modern urban chilly novel that will have you laughing and jittery simultaneously... one thing is for certain.. you will not want to put this book down...''It is a fresh modern voice which takes the reader on a synchronous rollercoaster journey of stomach-churning laughter and fear.'Patsy, a twenty-nine-year-old graduate working in music PR, was elated to receive the keys to her new North London flat. After all, acquiring a flat in the capital these days was like gold dust - so she couldn't have been more pleased. But she soon realises that this is no ordinary flat. She gets an eerie feeling, accompanied by strange sightings and unsettling noises. It quickly becomes apparent that there is something or someone else occupying the same space. She is not alone... Her world is soon turned upside down when strange unexplainable events unfold. What or who is determined to make their presence known? Patsy has hopes and dreams of getting married and starting a family with her fianc矇 Ben, but she quickly realises, that she may just get more than she'd bargained for...
Oscar
When Oscar Wilde reappears in Reading Gaol exactly a century after his initial imprisonment in 1895, the event is greeted with disbelief, then denial - not least by Wilde himself. Among prison staff and the judiciary, press and government, bewilderment turns to panic. With truly Wildean wit, Dan Pearce revels in a technology and attitudes much changed over a century or so, while people and their mores remain rooted in self-interest. In fact, those most willing to accept the regenerated Wilde on his own terms are his new cell mates, while the great and the good search in vain for political expedients, unable to face down the moral dilemma of a resurrected Oscar Wilde. Pearce gives us a cavalcade of characters: the prison psychiatrist, the prison governor's wife, an art therapist, hardened and softened criminals, and more. Dan Pearce's facility with the medium of cartoon and his penchant for lampooning are reminiscent of Robert Crumb, Thomas Rowlandson and William Hogarth, though with an illustrative style purely his own. It need not be stressed that continuity in the comics genre operates on a different basis from that of any other art form. To that end, with Pearce, complex and hyper-creative layouts are jettisoned in favour of straightforward storytelling, with a visual syntax unflaggingly hitting the mark.
The World According to Dog and Cat
Dog and Cat probably are friends, but they'll never admit it in public. Living in the same house, they have similar interests, such as bodgering in the garage or gardening when the weather is fine. They could watch it for hours, offering critical advice and being in the way. They really do enjoy any mistakes or clangers which may happen. Their best mates are a gang of unruly hedgehogs who live in the garden shed, however there is a bunch of blackbirds living in the shrubbery who are rather scary...
The Marriage Gift
"Beneath wordplay, double entendres, dry sarcasm, and pop culture references is a sweet and meaningful novel about love at every stage of a relationship." --Foreword Clarion ReviewsA "Snappy intimately comic stage satire of marriage life." -BooklifeIn this "delicious romp through the maze of modern wedlock" (author Rosy Cole), James and Paula, a Minneapolis couple, receive a wedding invitation from a mysterious cousin. This event compels them to undertake a perilous quest to find the perfect wedding gift, a gift that must embody everything they believe about marriage in general, and everything they know about their own; it must be, in fact, a Marriage Gift. First, they consult the wise people of their tribe (his family, her friend). Then in search of this treasure, the couple dare to delve into that vast and and miraculous maze: the Mall. But the gift they find is not what they expected.
Flatland
Edwin Abbott Abbott (1838-1926) was an English clergyman, schoolmaster, Shakespearean scholar, and theologian best known as the author of the 1884 satirical novella Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions. Written pseudonymously as "A Square," the book used the fictional two-dimensional world of Flatland to parody the puritanical hierarchy and rigid stratification of Victorian culture, especially the low status of women.An underground favorite since its publication, inspiring many novel sequels and films, the story's most enduring contribution is its examination of dimensions, which introduced aspects of relativity and hyperspace years before Einstein published his famous theories. An illuminating mathematical treatise, Flatland has experienced a revival in popularity, especially among sci-fi and cyberpunk fans, due to its sharp social satire and challenge to our most basic perceptions of everyday reality "that seems to have been written for today."
The Space Between Us
Love just might be the final frontier...S.E.T.I. researcher, Gwen Fox, is a woman on a mission-to answer the cosmic question of the ages: Are we alone?Along with her work family, Gwen is perfectly happy spending her days listening for extraterrestrial signals- until the worst happens. They get word that they're about to be shut down by Ty Sterling, their billionaire backer whose heart is as cold as interstellar space.About to lose everything, Gwen has no choice but to travel to Peru to change his mind. Armed only with scientific zeal and optimism, Gwen faces off against Ty, who just might be the most stubborn, cynical man in the galaxy.As the tension between the pair builds, so does the undeniable chemistry that neither of them saw coming. Against the breathtaking backdrop of the Peruvian jungle, the space between enemies and lovers begins to collapse.Will Gwen and Ty discover that together they form a supernova of passion? Or will their budding relationship crash and burn on impact?*** The Space Between Us is a swoony, adventure-filled, delightfully funny tale of a woman who will do anything to save her job and the stubborn billionaire who dared to get in her way. It's a standalone rom-com with a little more spice than a regular Melanie Summers book. ***WHAT TO EXPECT: Enemies to loversS.T.E.M. romanceBillionaireAdventure, romantic settings, and a little dangerForced Proximity/Only one tentA secret cinnamon roll heroLoads of banter, awkward moments, and delicious tension
Stories from the front porch
"The front porch of a home in the Deep South is the ideal forum for perfecting the art of storytelling. Writer John S. Case comes from that oral tradition, telling immensely enjoyable stories inspired by tales told by his elders on the Mississippi porches of his childhood. The characters he introduces may be flawed, even outrageous, but Case treats them with respect, writing with grace and wry wit. Reading a story by John S. Case is as refreshing as an evening stroll down a country lane." David Sheffield, "Coming to America', "Saturday Night Live"Stories from the Front Porch is the third collection of short stories published by author John S. Case. The stories come from insights he inherited living in a rural Mississippi community where storytelling was an art, and most likely the main source of entertainment.John was raised in the small crossroads village of Bogue Chitto, Mississippi, but attended school in the larger town of Brookhaven. His life experiences are both rural and urban. He is a graduate of the University of Mississippi. John and his wife, Brenda Lowry, are Independent Insurance Agentsnow residing in Slidell, Louisiana. He has received numerous awards for his monthly contributions as "The Storyteller" in Slidell Magazine.
How to Successfully Kidnap Strangers
1. Do not respond to bad reviews.2. If you must respond to bad reviews, please do not kidnap the reviewer.3. If you must kidnap the reviewer, do not kidnap him in a public area.4. If there are witnesses, do not also kidnap them.5. If you also kidnap the witnesses, consider quitting crystal meth.6. If you find yourself surrounded by hostages, purchase extra duct tape.7. Do not let the hostages take their own hostages.8. Invest in better coffee.9. Don't forget: dildo crucifixes have more than one use.10. And, most importantly: do not engage the severed heads in conversation.
”Tales from the Cubicles
"Tales from the Cubicles: A Chronicle of Corporate Comedy and Drama" is an exhilarating tour through the unknown world of corporate mayhem. In this tribute to the unsung heroes who navigate the perilous landscapes of cubicles and conference rooms, white-collar warriors play characters in an epic adventure that transforms the mundane into a captivating story. This collection of anecdotes is a kaleidoscope of corporate life, illustrating the wit, camaraderie, and sometimes craziness that define the white-collar workplace. The stories on these pages play out like episodes of a workplace comedy, with each day offering a new plot twist, a new obstacle, and a chance for amusement amidst the mayhem. "Tales from the Cubicles" immerses you in the triumphs and challenges of today's office worker. It's a celebration of both major and minor accomplishments, as well as an appreciation of the effort necessary to traverse the delicate dance of professional life.
Mrs. Flossie
Mrs. Flossie was the matriarch of the Potts family. She was 4 ft 10 in. of walking talking contradiction. She would take in any stray that came to the door but when she said jump the only reply she wanted was ..." how high." When she ran into financial problems she called on the one person she felt she could trust, Lori. Lori and Mrs. Flossie had a stormy relationship before she left home for a career in the city. Lori felt she owed Mrs. Flossie because she was one of those strays; Mrs. Flossie had taken into her home. The problems turned out to be more than Lori could handle in a few days so her and her family moved back to Johnstown. After two long years, Lori felt she could now go back to the city. Fate stopped that in the form of a major heart attack for Mrs. Flossie. The doctor gave Mrs. Flossie thirty days to live or less. Everything fell on Lori's shoulders. To the shock of a lot of family members Mrs. Flossie decided that after sixty days she was tired of dying so began to take control of the family again with Lori's help.For two weeks you will live with the crazy dysfunctional Potts family, where you will meet the uncle hit by a UFO, the cousin who only liked married women, the woman who wanted to move the well closer to the house by hooking the truck to it and pulling it up the hill, and many other outrages things that are normal for the Potts family. As Mrs. Flossie said,"If laughter is the best medicine, I'll live forever."
Laughingstock
Chuck Marshall has the stand-up comedy world in the palm of his hand - big-time gigs, streaming specials and his own network TV show. Then he mysteriously disappears.Duckie Dunne, Chuck's original comedy partner, sets out to locate his old friend. To help his search, Duckie enlists the aid of Cheryl, daughter of the late comedy legend Mickey Gross. However, Mickey may not be quite as dead as everyone thinks.Duckie and Cheryl's path take them from the deserts of Arizona to the forests of British Columbia. Along the way, they encounter a slippery Buddhist monk, a megalomaniac network executive and a psycho self-help guru. At the end of their long, strange trip is a secret comics' retreat and an explosive comedy showdown!
Yes, Doctor, We Have Sixteen Dogs
Just how honest was Abe Lincoln? Why should porn stars never be allowed to decide a case? And how did Adam know when Eve was mad at him? The answer to these, and many other questions that you may have never considered lie within.Yes, Doctor, We Have Sixteen Dogs is off-center, off-kilter (often resulting in a naked Scotsman), and hot off a full court press.It's filled with jollity, frivolity, jokes, the most pungent of puns, and the pith and prattle of Northeast Wisconsin.There are knock knock jokes, obscure observations, obfuscation, and perorations. It's bawdy but not X-rated, a bit crass perhaps but never cruel.There are poems, and more than a few groans, but this is, after, the heart of corn country.There are definitions of things you may have thought were already well defined. Silly you! So come inside and view the world from a mind that was shaped by living with and loving sixteen dogs.
The Slush Pile Demolitionist
A mature-aged student undertaking work placement at a boutique publisher learns there's more to writing than talent, and that success demands its own toll.When a multinational publisher looks for somebody to fill the vacancy heading their fiction department, a spited senior editor is determined to win the position at any cost.A middle-aged writer struggling with a lack of success, years of rejection, and questioning his own self-worth, re-examines just why he writes, and whether to go on.The Slush Pile Demolitionist features three short stories centered around writing and publishing that explore the darker side of creativity, the desperation of insecurity, and the uncertainty of the future.
Odd Bird the Fish
One week in London; two men, two women, a lost Egyptian purse, several seagulls and a mystery man dressed as Peter Pan... Each spin of Maria Cormack's Circle line roulette wheel is designed to single out a fellow passenger for special treatment, but two Tube journeys in autumn 2010 fatefully weave together the lives of four apparent strangers. In a city still emerging from the shadow of terrorist attacks and gearing up for the carnival of the 2012 Olympics, this unusual, rich, and often funny, story of love, loss, loneliness and the role of luck offers insights into the common strangeness of our inner worlds, showing how obsession and a desire for a sense of identity can lead us in very different directions.
Bluebird Day
A Washington Post Noteworthy Book In this hilarious, heartwarming tale, mother-daughter skiing champs face the bumps in their own relationship when an avalanche in a Swiss village forces them together. Alpine skiing G.O.A.T. Claudine Potts and her daughter, Wylie, have been bred for gold medal glory. They're skiing their way to fame, but this gilded future is cut short when a fall forces Claudine's retirement and Wylie's debilitating anxiety sends her off the slopes. With the collapse of their ski careers, their relationship falters and now it's been years since Wylie and Claudine have even spoken. They live on opposite coasts, pursuing different passions, until a chance opportunity to pair up in a European fitness competition drives them back together. Can this duo survive snow-buried regrets and family secrets and have the happy reunion they're hoping for? Set in a dreamy Swiss village with a colorful cast of characters, Bluebird Day will make readers laugh and swoon, as Claudine and Wylie slalom through the complicated terrain of lost ambition, past mistakes, and mother-daughter love.
The Spy Who Hated Me
"A laugh out loud, action-packed thrill ride!" -Christy Cooper-Burnett, author of No Way HomeCIA agent Caitlyn Valentine has disappeared in London and James Flynn is sure she's in danger. Of course, as a heavily medicated patient in a Pasadena psychiatric hospital, no one takes Flynn seriously. Especially since he's convinced his locked ward is the headquarters for His Majesty's Secret Service and that he's an international superspy with a license to kill.Flynn escapes and makes his way to a totally unfamiliar London with the help of his reluctant sidekick and psychiatric nurse, Sancho. From a luxurious private casino in Mayfair to the superyacht of a Russian oligarch to the Orient Express and the H繫tel de Paris in Monte Carlo, Flynn follows Caitlyn's trail and stumbles upon an audacious plot that threatens every country on Earth. At least that's how it seems to a man teetering between objective truth and absolute insanity.
