The Cannabis Preacher - Sermon Four
In this action-packed financial thriller, Al Ivers and his two brothers live with the constant fear of an elusive killer who has sworn to take revenge on their family. Al's life is already complicated enough as the majority shareholder of the largest cannabis company in the country, but a mysterious illness is making him increasingly weaker.Meanwhile, Al's best friend and advisor, Rafael, is stranded in a tropical storm thousands of miles away. With no leaders, the company is thrown into chaos. The vice president, Thomas Donnelly, attempts to take over, but he proves to be a destructive force threatening to tear PerCan apart.With no one else left to turn to, Kayla Montecito must step up to take control of a million-dollar harvest, but a near-deadly attack on one of Al's brothers leaves her at the center of a worker's revolt.Even as they battle to regain control of the company, their sworn enemy launches a final, explosive attack, leaving everyone's fate hanging in the balance.Will the Ivers brothers-and Kayla and Rafael-survive the killer's wrath, or will their empire come crashing down? Find out in this nail-biting financial thriller that will keep you guessing until the very end.
Smoke and Mirrors
It's 1990s London and property prices are soaring. Ambitious young solicitor John dreams of making it into the big league but life seems to be ganging up on him. His senior partner hates him, his love life is in limbo and his dodgy client George wants him to help with a property scheme which John is sure is a scam. With the help of beautiful alpha female Wendy, Tracy the office sex bomb, and Alfie a retired burglar, John hatches a plan to defeat George and make himself rich. But as with so many plans, things don't turn out as expected. Witty, sexy, and frequently laugh out loud funny, in Tinsley Collins latest book romance finally wins over cynicism.
Excavations
**A NATIONAL BESTSELLER**BEST SUMMER READS OF 2023: The New York Post - Oprah Book Club - Oprah Daily - USA Today - Good Housekeeping - Brit + Co - The Good Trade - Parade - Zibby Mag - O Quaterly"Funny, smart and deeply delicious." --Amy Poehler - "Witty and acerbic, Myers' debut is humorous and sharply written, as if Aubrey Plaza's April Ludgate from Parks and Recreation decided to write a sun-drenched novel about feminism, friendship, and archeology." --BooklistOn a remote archeological site in Greece, the mythic home of the first Olympics, four women discover an unusual artifact. It's a piece of history that definitely shouldn't exist. And for the head archaeologist in charge, a relic himself, it means something's gone horribly wrong.Elise, Kara, Z and Patty all find themselves digging here together, but they couldn't be farther apart. Kara's a polished conservator calling off her wedding. Patty and her bowl cut are desperate for love. Millennial Z just got dumped and fired yet again. And Elise, their star excavator, is a lone wolf about to go rogue. To figure out what they're really digging for, and to topple the man who wants to hide their history, these dirt-crusted colleagues have to become what they've avoided for years--friends. If they put their own messes aside for one summer, they might just make the discovery of a lifetime.
Getting Too Ahead of Myself
About the BookAdolescence can be a turbulent, confusing time. The same is true for Jenny Jackson, a young girl who's just moved with her family to a new town, new school. Join her as she navigates through her life, encountering various anomalies within her social circle, as well as with her family, learning significant life lessons along the way.About the AuthorJayani Jayakanthan is currently a college-bound student. She hails from a family of six consisting of her parents, two younger sisters, dog (brother) Jellybean, and herself. Her favorite drink is boba tea, and she loves Indian food. Jayakanthan's hobbies include social/environmental activism, drawing, writing, and music. She writes to put her thoughts onto paper and analyze them. She is an imaginative individual who likes creating crazy worlds-particularly dystopian ones. Getting Too Ahead of Myself, which she has been writing since eighth grade, is extremely personal to her, as she hoped to capture the small lessons she learned throughout her young life in the character, Jenny Jackson.
Cat Society
Cat Society is a witty and bonkers story of life and politics in Westminster - reimagining the debates, events and headlines of recent years had the world been run by cats. A lot changes. A lot doesn't.The country is on the brink of bankruptcy, and backbencher Douglas Schnitty is disappointed with the thousands of homeless cats sleeping by the bins. He gets frustrated with higher powers who only seem to care about their own interests and preserving the country's finances.He schmoozes and sabotages his way through the political elite, from assisting the bombastic Hector Perp Pahpousson to disrupting the plans of the Prime Minister. Can his conscience save him, and the slum cats, as events spiral out of control?
Don't Bullshit Me Daddy
'How do birds see the world? Do they have a totally different way of experiencing life than humans do? Are they stoic? Is their threshold of pain and loneliness completely different from ours?Can a bird die of a broken heart?'In case you haven't figured it out, what I'm trying to say is that when I was six years old and had a guinea pig, I didn't ask any of these kinds of questions. The guinea pig was just a damn guinea pig and I petted it and fed it and cleaned its cage, but I sure as hell didn't worry about a zillion ramifications of its mental condition. I'm trying to say that with age - in my case from six to sixteen - the world has become a whole lot more complicated.'After witnessing the death of her mother at the age of eight, life is never going to be simple for Laura Winger... but, from Disneyland to Venice, her dad succeeds in making it a whole lot easier.If reading Salinger's The Catcher in the Rye moved you because of the narrator's unease with childhood transitioning to adolescence, Ferguson's narrator in Don't Bullshit Me Daddy - 16-year-old Laura Winger - will move you to embrace the inescapable rite of passage into old age and certain mortality. Yes, there are still some 'phonies' out there, but this novel - rather than being about the loss of innocence - affirms that innocence exists in everyone.
International Incident
"Dev Haskell in France? It's an International Incident!" Mystery MadnessCrime Lord Tubby Gustafson taps Dev Haskell to travel to Paris as a bodyguard and all-around 'servant' to his beautiful, vivacious 'niece, ' Maddie.Surprise, surprise. All is not as it seems. Dev and Maddie flee their first hotel only minutes after checking in. Seems Maddie has come into possession of something Tubby Gustafson and French gangster Ali Debauche want very badly. In fact, they'll do anything to get it, literally anything. With thugs in hot pursuit, Dev & Maddie flee Paris after just 48 hours. But no matter where they go, the bad guys seem to be right behind them. Another bizarre, crazy Dev Haskell tale of crime, double cross, and gorgeous women who want absolutely nothing to do with him. Better grab your copy NOW!"Check out Dev Haskell's latest attempt at trying to help! Fans of Carl Hiaasen, Tim Dorsey, Elmore Leonard, Tony Dunbar, and Laurence Shames will love it!"
Papparazzing in London
Papparazzi, the foremost paparazzo in Finland, has adjusted well to his new life in London. Attending Art gallery openings and film premieres, and always hunting for that most elusive candid celebrity shot.His adventures haven't stopped though. In this second instalment, he chases James Bond (well, Daniel Craig), Banksy and even the Queen around the streets of England's Capital city. All while trying to beat the current king of London's paps, George Bamby.But with his seedy encounters in night-clubs, with girl-bands and hip-hop stars, will his beloved Edna remain by his side? And will the pull of his family back in Finland prove too much for him to bear?
Surfs Up in the City of Angels
Meet Rusty, Marty, Ms. Gunderson, and Doc Schmidt, four unforgettable characters whose lives unexpectedly come together in the bustling city of Los Angeles. Each of them is grappling with unique challenges, from failing careers to personal demons to self-promotion, and they find themselves on a journey together that is as hilarious as it is transformative.Discover chaotic moments as Rusty's jokes get him into deep trouble. Stand by as Marty fears for his job as a television weatherman and thinks hard about getting married. Give a hand of applause as Ms. Gunderson wins a lawsuit but needs therapy to work through her divorce. Sympathize with Doc Schmidt, who loves Veronika and surfing, and wrestles with moving his mother into his beach house with them as she gets older and more unpredictable.Feel the personal change in these four characters, each with their quirks and insecurities, as they embark on their journey together in group therapy. From awkward confessions to unexpected friendships and newfound passions, their lives take unexpected turns for the better.
Hysterical Hangouts with The Hindlegs
What happens when families stop being polite and start being real?In a world where reality is stranger than fiction, Viktor Sniperbone's inspired idea takes you on a hilarious wild ride filled with near-death antics, secrets, and the crazy dynamics of one unforgettable family.Meet Viktor Sniperbone, a guy who seems to have it all - youth, good health, independence, and a promising future. But something's missing. When he meets Mandi Hindleg, the woman of his dreams, his life takes an unexpected turn.They've only been dating for six months, and yet Viktor is convinced she's "the one". The only hurdle? Meeting Mandi's quirky family, the Hindlegs.Viktor then hatches a crazy plan to secretly film the Hindleg family, capturing their real-life drama like you've never seen before. Get ready for an uncut, authentic reality show that will redefine the literary game and leave an indelible mark.As family members shed their polite facades and embrace their true selves, hilarity ensues and a wild rollercoaster of events awaits. Experience the erratic highs and lows, the stomach-aching laughter, as Viktor navigates the Hindlegs' very own unpredictable make-shift reality TV show.Will his audacious endeavor lead to discovery, chaos, or a revelation that changes everything?Step into a realm where reality blurs with entertainment as you immerse yourself in "Hysterical Hangouts with The Hindlegs" - award-winning author G. S. Gerry's groundbreaking concept - and embrace a wild ride of madness, fast-paced comedy, and jaw-dropping revelations.
Mr. Darcy and the Governess
**Elizabeth Bennet** My life is in tatters: a scandalous elopement, the possible loss of my beloved Longbourn, and the mortifying memory of a rejected proposal. As if that's not enough, I now have the delightful job of handling the unruly Holt children as their governess. Little did I know, this role would pull me into the world of international intrigue. Italy, Napoleon, and danger? Not exactly what I signed up for. **Things going terribly wrong: ** 1. Longbourn's impending doom. (Just perfect.)2. Becoming a governess. (Desperation calls.)3. Discovering the Holt's suspicious interest in Napoleon. (Because, of course.)4. Running into the last person I'd ever want to see. (Why, universe, why?)5. Realizing that the only man who can help me navigate this mess is the one whose heart I broke. (Oh, irony.) **Fitzwilliam Darcy** Getting over Elizabeth Bennet? Harder than I imagined. Being called upon for a crucial mission? Just my luck. Finding out Elizabeth is tangled in the very web I'm trying to unravel? Absolutely unbelievable. **Things I didn't expect this year: ** 1. Elizabeth becoming ensnared in an international incident. (Coincidence? I think not.)2. Having to balance my mission with my feelings. (I'm not prepared.)3. The burning need to protect Elizabeth from looming danger while she still despises me. (Old habits.)4. Europe on the brink of war... again. (Timing is everything.)5. Realizing the only way forward is to confront our past. (I could use a sign.) In a world teetering on war, can a gentleman set on deciphering international secrets and a governess wrapped up in her own tumultuous saga find their way back to each other?
Union Jacked (Large Print Edition)
Royally Screwed!When a British investment company buys Samantha Kidd's troubled retail employer, she finds herself torn between her role as management and the unionized employees picketing for better pay. Her only distraction is the retirement party she's planning for Detective Loncar on the side. But when a shooter fires into the crowd outside the store and injures two men, Samantha's priorities shift. One victim is the head of the union. The other is Detective Loncar.The detective warns Samantha to stay out of the investigation . . . and then slips into a coma. With two possible victims, Samantha doesn't know which was the target. Was the strike captain playing dirty with his negotiations? Are those rumors about Loncar's personal life true? Between a cop bar, a life coach, and a blue line that's anything but thin, Samantha's teacup runneth over. One thing's for sure: after this case, nothing will be the same.​Can Samantha keep calm and carry on? ​Union Jacked is the ninth funny cozy in the Samantha Kidd mystery series. If you like loyal characters, questionable cops, and stylish drama, then you'll love Diane Vallere's chic mystery.​Get gobsmacked with Samantha Kidd. Buy Union Jacked today!
Buyer, Beware (Large Print Edition)
She needs a paycheck. A murder creates the perfect job. Can she avoid becoming the next victim?​​Samantha Kidd recently added an unexpected skill to her fashion-heavy resume: solving a crime. But amateur sleuthing doesn't pay the bills. A new retailer shows interest in hiring her as their handbag buyer, but there's one big red flag: the last buyer was killed on the job.​​Moving back to her old hometown was about leaving that career path behind, but Samantha's out of options. When another person at the store is murdered, the walls close in like a snug, satin lining.​Can Samantha get a handle on an inside job without getting caught in the killer's clutches?​Buyer, Beware is the second cozy mystery in the humorous Samantha Kidd mystery series. If you like witty protagonists, clever dialogue, and fashion-forward drama, then you'll love Diane Vallere's chic mysteries.
Piccadilly Jim
Piccadilly Jim, a classical book, has been considered essential throughout the human history, and so that this work is never forgotten we at Alpha Editions have made efforts in its preservation by republishing this book in a modern format for present and future generations. This whole book has been reformatted, retyped and designed. These books are not made of scanned copies of their original work and hence the text is clear and readable.
Moran of the Lady Letty
Moran of the Lady Letty, a classical book, has been considered essential throughout the human history, and so that this work is never forgotten we at Alpha Editions have made efforts in its preservation by republishing this book in a modern format for present and future generations. This whole book has been reformatted, retyped and designed. These books are not made of scanned copies of their original work and hence the text is clear and readable.
Hysterical Hangouts with The Hindlegs
What happens when families stop being polite and start being real?In a world where reality is stranger than fiction, Viktor Sniperbone's inspired idea takes you on a hilarious wild ride filled with near-death antics, secrets, and the crazy dynamics of one unforgettable family.Meet Viktor Sniperbone, a guy who seems to have it all - youth, good health, independence, and a promising future. But something's missing. When he meets Mandi Hindleg, the woman of his dreams, his life takes an unexpected turn.They've only been dating for six months, and yet Viktor is convinced she's "the one". The only hurdle? Meeting Mandi's quirky family, the Hindlegs.Viktor then hatches a crazy plan to secretly film the Hindleg family, capturing their real-life drama like you've never seen before. Get ready for an uncut, authentic reality show that will redefine the literary game and leave an indelible mark.As family members shed their polite facades and embrace their true selves, hilarity ensues and a wild rollercoaster of events awaits. Experience the erratic highs and lows, the stomach-aching laughter, as Viktor navigates the Hindlegs' very own unpredictable make-shift reality TV show.Will his audacious endeavor lead to discovery, chaos, or a revelation that changes everything?Step into a realm where reality blurs with entertainment as you immerse yourself in "Hysterical Hangouts with The Hindlegs" - award-winning author G. S. Gerry's groundbreaking concept - and embrace a wild ride of madness, fast-paced comedy, and jaw-dropping revelations.
Her name was Aprile
Tommaso is searching for the woman of his life. You will be drawn into a lush Sicily. An original fresco of Sicilians painted with their strengths and weaknesses, told with light humor.
A Feeding Frenzy in Washington
A rollicking tale of Washington lobbying that will have you in stitches and make you think twice about our government.Filled with a cast of characters only found in our nation's capital, A Feeding Frenzy in Washington is a hilarious look at the politicians, lobbyists, and assorted scalawags who work behind the scenes to create public policy. A laugh-filled work of fiction that exposes how Congress really works and a must-read for anyone who thought it couldn't get any worse.
Breakfast Anthems
Breakfast Anthems is a collection of unique short stories, each inspired by a memorable song lyric. From Patti Smith to Green Day, these stories shine with trauma, wit, and sarcasm, acting as love letters to the gleaming past, and warnings for the spiritless future.
Ordinary Joe
A brilliant, fast-paced comedy about what happens when all of your dreams become true. What would you do if... ...you were happily married ...with two gorgeous children ...and the most gorgeous film star in the world walked up to you ...And it wasn't a joke. ...Could you resist? Joe West, accountant, father and husband is just your average guy who has just walked into that dream scenario. Except the dream sours fast and suddenly everything he holds dear is on the line. Sometimes life is crazier than the movies.
Grantrepreneurs
Nick, a young physician disillusioned with clinical work, moves from small province New Brunswick to big city Vancouver to take a research position with a medical startup, A.I. Plus Womxn's Health Solutions. Nick quickly finds himself working in the company of "Grantrepreneurs" - rogues of the business world who have created a financing model based entirely on the outrageous exploitation of public grant and subsidy programs.When they seek to secure Fisheries and Oceans financing for a koi fountain in their lobby, Nick and his new friends rub elbows with Chinese-Canadian gangsters, famous Canadian authors, and even the prime minister himself (in the midst of a cough-syrup-induced existential crisis).It's a lot of fun until someone shows up dead in a decorative water feature. With scalpel-sharp wit, hilarious schemes and generous injections of heart, Jake Swan has written a page-turning, laugh-out-loud, idol-skewering misadventure.
The Hermit of Big Horn County
In a world where everyone has something to hide, even the most unexpected places hold dark truths.When a daring challenge leads Tony Flaner and his companions to the secluded corners of northern Wyoming, they find themselves disconnected from the digital realm and immersed in a reality they never imagined. Gone are the comforts of technology, replaced by the rugged landscape, no flushing toilets-wait, what?-and a sense of isolation that seems to permeate the very air they breathe. But beneath the serene facade, danger lurks, and secrets take root.Tony uncovers a world of old-fashioned motives and a chilling murder that shatters the tranquility of their retreat. As the layers of deception crumble, Tony must navigate through treacherous terrain, both physical and emotional, where manure piles high and the true nature of humanity is laid bare.Unearth the hidden secrets of a remote wilderness in this gripping Tony Flaner mystery.
Hilarious MBA Memoirs
Inspired by real-life incidents, "Hilarious MBA Memoirs" is a hilarious autobiographical satire on the life of an MBA grad from one of India's best B schools through childhood, college, and corporate days. This rib-tickling stressbuster chronicles funny anecdotes throughout the protagonist's life right from the rote learning methodology in childhood to the struggle in his MBA days (making a CV, fish-market group discussions, social media mishaps, summer internship fiasco, date nights gone wrong, etc.), followed by his journey as an eligible corporate bachelor struggling to find a wife through the arranged marriage route, and culminates with a heart-warming climax.
Galina Petrovna's Three-Legged Dog Story
The 'bonkers' book that 'it is impossible not to be moved by' DAILY MAIL A joyful and hilarious tale of some very spirited septuagenarians as they overcome innumerable obstacles to save their beloved mutt from a heartless exterminator in a land where bureaucracy reigns above all else. Perhaps you're not a member of the Azov House of Culture Elderly Club? Perhaps you missed the talk on the Cabbage Root Fly last week? Galina Petrovna hasn't missed a meeting, even if that means leaving her three-legged dog Boroda behind. Boroda isn't 'hers' exactly, they belong to each other, and that's why she doesn't wear a collar. And that's how Mitya the Exterminator got her. So everyone had to go to Moscow. Filled to the brim with pickle, misadventure and tears, Galina Petrovna's Three-Legged Dog Story will leave you smiling at every page.
The Fall and Rise of Gordon Coppinger
The much-anticipated latest novel from David Nobbs is the spiritual follow-up to The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin and is as witty as it is prescient. When revelations about the scandalous relationships and less than honest business practices of Sir Gordon Coppinger - infamous financier and devotee of excess - are made public, the glamorous fa癟ade of his London life begins to crumble and those around him fear the worst. But, much to Sir Gordon's surprise, all he can feel is relief. In this brilliant and funny examination of modern British values, where success is governed by the principles of wealth and celebrity and driven by the insatiable desire to attain more and more, we meet the perfect anti-hero: Gordon Coppinger, a man going quietly sane.
Downfall Part Two
In part two of the third instalment, Yuri and Dmitry plan to leave great aunt Charlotte's farm to find a working phone box and inform the Press of their return. Unfortunately for them, they are spotted by the military police and shot. But are they dead? As the day marches on and the afternoon sun moves further to the west, George London, along with a crack team of ex-SAS soldiers, parachute into Russia. Their mission is to search for, and recover, alien artefacts for dear ol' Blighty and to prevent any advanced technology falling into enemy hands. Covertly moving through the countryside, they make their way to Numenobman lake where a large chunk of alien debris is being ransacked by Russian military forces. With luck on their side, they find themselves in the tent where the Russians are storing large quantities of the alien spaceship. With an assortment of oddments to choose from, Carter is in doubt of the authenticity of the items they have found and questions their true origins. Before long, opposing opinions within the squad, as to what constitutes an artefact of worth, leads to dissension. With petty bickering turning into a noisy squabble, the Russians become aware of their presence and sound the alarm. With their pockets full of alien technology - or just some old bicycle parts - they make a dash for cover, but are soon surrounded by Russian troops and forced towards the edge of a dangerous precipice. With their lives at stake and the Russians close to their heels, they push forward into the great unknown and pray for a way down the mountainside and a path home. Across the universe, on planet Eg?s, the search for the tomb of King K?nTdiE and the Great Council of Arkanazak is underway and a new base camp is being erected at Ra-eb's Claw, much to the annoyance of Eeb and his fellow tribesmen. MacTavish and Nelson are ordered to dig a latrine away from the encampment and wander off into the desert to find a suitable spot, but find more than they bargained for and a miscommunication sets in motion a chain of events that could bring about the downfall of the Eg?sian society and start a war. At Penachy Jailhouse, Prime Minister Kantcoughsky convinces Felix Botkin, his lawyer, to retrieve a gold disc from his safety deposit box when he discovers the KGB are delving into his affairs. Felix, is not keen to break the law, but is persuaded to retrieve the disc when Prime Minister Kantcoughsky informs him that there is some incriminating evidence on the disc regarding his son and a dead prostitute.In Downfall: Part Two, things become incredibly convoluted and a prison break is in the cards; just don't let the man in the moon overhear your plans and beware the Philo Plasma Liquefier. A COMEDY SCI-FI ADVENTURE SERIES THAT'S TRULY MAGNIFICENT AND A REAL JOY TO READ FROM THE BEST SELLING AUTHOR SAM LUCAS. An amazing series that transforms into 'THE GREAT ESCAPE' MEETS 'THE LIFE OF BRIAN' AND 'INDIANA JONES', every book gets bigger and better. What a triumph! Look out for Sam Lucas' Fifth Book - 'Downfall: Part Three' for more zany antics and off -the-wall comedy.For more information on this series and the author, please go to: www.samlucasbooks.com
Rise of the Haugenberrys
It's an age-old tale, really. You're lounging at your favorite Denver dive bar, and from the tiny stage two seven-foot country-boy brothers start crooning Seals & Croft, the blood harmony dripping from the stage like a tipped pot of golden honey. Minutes later, they're on the floor in a feverish bout of Greco-Roman grappling. So begins the saga of the Haugenberrys, a singular, destined, and doomed musical act that attracts an oddball troupe of wild and endearing characters as they aid the big brothers in their ascent towards stardom.
The Great Merge by a Copy-Paste Developer
Meet Leo Larsson once again- a software developer and a meltdown survivor.When Leo traded the UK for Swedish serenity, it seemed like the perfect reboot. But the dream is fast approaching an abrupt shutdown.When the company announces a surprise merger, the existence of Leo's underperforming team is thrown into jeopardy as the threat of office closure hangs in the air like an unchecked exception.With the team's fate hanging by a thread, Leo faces the horrifying possibility of another breakdown, personal bankruptcy, and the end to the weekly visits to the technophobic therapist, Ulrik. Leo must save the office, no matter the cost.The solution seems simple enough. Game the performance metrics, bedazzle them with flash-fashion programming, and do the impossible: a Great Merge.But there's a catch.Leo's grip on reality is slipping, and Leo's brilliant ideas could just as easily backfire.
The Wedding People
The runaway New York Times bestseller with over one million copies soldA Today Show #ReadwithJenna Book Club Pick, New York Times Book Review Editors' Choice, and a #1 Indie Next Pick Named a Best Book of the Year by The Guardian, Time, Chicago Tribune Biblioracle, HuffPost, US Magazine, Elle, Real Simple, and Glamour A propulsive and uncommonly wise novel about one unexpected wedding guest and the surprising people who help her start anew. It's a beautiful day in Newport, Rhode Island, when Phoebe Stone arrives at the grand Cornwall Inn wearing a green dress and gold heels, not a bag in sight, alone. She's immediately mistaken by everyone in the lobby for one of the wedding people, but she's actually the only guest at the Cornwall who isn't here for the big event. Phoebe is here because she's dreamed of coming for years--she hoped to shuck oysters and take sunset sails with her husband, only now she's here without him, at rock bottom, and determined to have one last decadent splurge on herself. Meanwhile, the bride has accounted for every detail and every possible disaster the weekend might yield except for, well, Phoebe and Phoebe's plan--which makes it that much more surprising when the two women can't stop confiding in each other. In turns absurdly funny and devastatingly tender, Alison Espach's The Wedding People is ultimately an incredibly nuanced and resonant look at the winding paths we can take to places we never imagined--and the chance encounters it sometimes takes to reroute us.
A Spring Break at L'Abeille Nue
Jeni and Karin are part of the up and coming young band, Five Point.The downside of this rising fame is the interest of the tabloid papers and web sites. The paparazzi are after them and the girls need a holiday.Elodie, their manager, suggests a break in a place where nobody takes pictures. L'Abeille Nue. The resort run by her cousin and her husband, Bea and Rags - the Uncovered Policeman.Just one minor point Elodie omits to tell the girls ... L'Abeille Nue is a naturist resort.This story is romantic comedy, naturist fiction and does not contain any explicit sex scenes or references
The Uncovered Policeman
An email from an old friend piques the interest of Rags the Uncovered Policeman (retired).Hi Rags, I have had a visit from an old neighbour of mine and Gill's, from back in the day. A guy called Ian Francis. He works in the TV industry, something to do with making light entertainment programmes. He is looking for a venue to make a drama programme. He visited us but after we had talked it through we decided that we couldn't offer consistent enough weather for making a drama over several weeks.Consequently, I suggested your place in early spring might be better. He said he would get in touch. It all seems really genuine, unlike some of the documentary programs we get asked to participate in. Give him a listen.Rags' place?The popular holiday destination, L'Abeille Nue. A naturist resort in the French countryside between the historic cities of Carcassonne and Narbonne
The Great Merge by a Copy-Paste Developer
Meet Leo Larsson once again- a software developer and a meltdown survivor.When Leo traded the UK for Swedish serenity, it seemed like the perfect reboot. But the dream is fast approaching an abrupt shutdown.When the company announces a surprise merger, the existence of Leo's underperforming team is thrown into jeopardy as the threat of office closure hangs in the air like an unchecked exception.With the team's fate hanging by a thread, Leo faces the horrifying possibility of another breakdown, personal bankruptcy, and the end to the weekly visits to the technophobic therapist, Ulrik. Leo must save the office, no matter the cost.The solution seems simple enough. Game the performance metrics, bedazzle them with flash-fashion programming, and do the impossible: a Great Merge.But there's a catch.Leo's grip on reality is slipping, and Leo's brilliant ideas could just as easily backfire.
Novelty
The sixteen punchy tales of Caleb Caudell's debut short story collection, Novelty, sees Caudell continue in the pioneering midwestern realist style he carved out with The Neighbor (2021) as well as branch out into more conceptual and philosophical territory, with stories depicting the indignity of contemporary alienation, the valorisation of youth, the emptiness of film and television, and the eternal tragic-comic struggles of love and romance. By turns slapstick, sombre, and absurd, these stories will knock you down, give you conniptions and leave you stroking your chin in rumination.
Saint the Terrifying
In the first installment of Joshua Mohr's Viking Punk saga, a West Oakland musician acquires a new name and new calling. Chasing down a gang of thieves, Saint the Terrifying turns a gritty urban detective story into the stuff of legend. Saint's an ex-con still coming to terms with his origin story. Raised in the wilds of Norway by an artisan father famed for his glass-blown birds, Saint trained daily in ancient Norse martial arts with a bear as his sparring partner. One day, his father makes a critical mistake, forcing Saint to leave his home forever, and move to San Francisco. Years later and fresh out of prison, Saint finds himself immersed in the Oakland punk music scene. On stage, he's struggling to find his identity as a guitar player in a mediocre band. Off stage, his uniquely Norse skillset suddenly turns Saint into a one-eyed punk gumshoe after sinister thieves start targeting local bands' gear. But it is only when Saint meets Trick Wilma, the powerhouse lead singer of another (better) band, that he begins to see the glimmer of salvation in her eyes. Propelled by a broken Baroque of punk language, Saint the Terrifying examines tensions between community and individual identity, social activism and vigilantism, while taking the reader on a roller coaster ride of hard-boiled twists and hardcore music. Saint is the badass protagonist that answers the question: What if Johnny Rotten had a baby with The Rock?
The East Coast Chronicles
The East Coast of the United States is, arguably, the most interesting region in America. The earliest settlers to the new continent came to the East Coast, mostly from Europe. They brought with them rich, ancient cultures, unique foods, a chance for a new life and, most of all, they brought a thirst for freedom. Most of these immigrants had come from living under one form of tyranny or another. They all seemed to be searching for independence and a simple, but comfortable, way of life. Each of the fifteen states along the east coast of America was founded by peoples seeking political or religious freedom. Europe's population had outgrown the land. Food was getting scarce. The primary fuel and building material of the time was wood. European countries had cut down most of their forests, and trees were not able to grow fast enough to keep up with demand.The knowledge that a continent with seemingly endless forests and endless fertile land was too good to resist. They came in droves. Over the generations, these immigrants and their offspring built a life and country that was the envy of the world. This did not come without struggle, hardship, work, innovation and even war. This book contains a series of stories, each of which takes place or begins in one of the 15 states that make up the east coast of the United States. One story has nothing to do with the other. The characters in each story are different. Each story takes place in a different time and era. The stories may be true or completely fictitious. There is only one common theme in these stories, which the reader is left to discover. Fear not. If you do not discover the theme, it will not take away from whatever humor, intrigue, or discovery you may find in each story. The book is simply meant to be entertaining.Hopefully, you will enjoy the journey!
It Had to Be You
Life after Deborah reaffirms Nobbs as the best writer of comedy and observer of the nuances of human nature that there is today. One man, five very different women. James Hollingshurst is a man shaped by those who surround him. And in James's case, it's some very different women. Be it his trusty wife Deborah, his hapless PA Marcia or his ex-girlfriend Jane. And there's one woman in James's life who looks set to upset the status quo... But a tragic accident is about to shake the bedrock of life as James knows it. An event sets a train in motion, which will challenge everything he's ever known and everyone he's ever loved. It will also bring his beloved daughter, Charlotte who he has not seen for fifteen years, tantalisingly close to him...
The Second Life of Sally Mottram
The wonderfully entertaining new novel from bestselling author of The Fall and Rise of Reggie Perrin. Long-time Potherthwaite resident Sally Mottram cannot stand the decline of her town. The bookshop is about to close, abandoned buildings line the canal and Potherthwaite's residents seem stuck in a disheartened rut. Something has to be done, but what? And who will do it? When an unexpected tragedy shatters Sally's life, she bravely takes on the task herself. Supported by a group of locals, including thrice-married Marigold Boyce-Willoughby, who is forever looking for love, and married couple Jill and Arnold Buss, who might both be falling for their new neighbours, Sally embarks on her ambition to bring the town back to life. But can one woman rally a whole community to save itself? David Nobbs' much-anticipated new novel is a hilarious, heartwarming tale about what keeps our community spirits alive.
The East Coast Chronicles
The East Coast of the United States is, arguably, the most interesting region in America. The earliest settlers to the new continent came to the East Coast, mostly from Europe. They brought with them rich, ancient cultures, unique foods, a chance for a new life and, most of all, they brought a thirst for freedom. Most of these immigrants had come from living under one form of tyranny or another. They all seemed to be searching for independence and a simple, but comfortable, way of life. Each of the fifteen states along the east coast of America was founded by peoples seeking political or religious freedom. Europe's population had outgrown the land. Food was getting scarce. The primary fuel and building material of the time was wood. European countries had cut down most of their forests, and trees were not able to grow fast enough to keep up with demand.The knowledge that a continent with seemingly endless forests and endless fertile land was too good to resist. They came in droves. Over the generations, these immigrants and their offspring built a life and country that was the envy of the world. This did not come without struggle, hardship, work, innovation and even war. This book contains a series of stories, each of which takes place or begins in one of the 15 states that make up the east coast of the United States. One story has nothing to do with the other. The characters in each story are different. Each story takes place in a different time and era. The stories may be true or completely fictitious. There is only one common theme in these stories, which the reader is left to discover. Fear not. If you do not discover the theme, it will not take away from whatever humor, intrigue, or discovery you may find in each story. The book is simply meant to be entertaining.Hopefully, you will enjoy the journey!
Class of '78
"You made your bed, now lie in it, and I hope you go straight to hell..." Before Johnny could finish, he turned his back so his dad could not see his tears of rage.MeadowBrook is a picturesque town with rolling hills and meandering brooks. Weeping willows grace the streams winding through the farmland, and bands of elusive wild horses roam freely around the town's pasture lands. An unsolved missing-person case profoundly affects the citizens of this charming Canadian town. This entertaining story will resonate with any adult age group, engaging the question of whether a stereotype defines us or if we define it. Class of '78 is a nostalgic, twisting journey to a time when fashion, music, crushes and cliques shaped the characters and small-town gossip, rumours, and stereotypes influenced the relationships. In MeadowBrook, everyone knows each other's strengths, weaknesses, flaws, and secrets. The years following graduation reveal how their choices have impacted their struggles and successes. As the ten-year reunion looms, introspection and evaluation of the past become the main focus. Little do they know that reuniting will help them conquer beliefs that have held them back from realizing their self-worth and resolve the decades-long mystery of the disappearance of the town's founding father. Karen Harmon is the author of three award-winning memoirs, Looking for Normal, Where is My Happy Ending?-A Journey of No Regrets, and Fat and Beautiful-A Story of Love, Pain, and Courage. Class of '78 is Karen's fourth book and her first fiction novel.
The Lobster Heist
Sometimes, you've just got to get the lobster.Apart from his thankless job at Hot Dawgy Dawgs, Brooklyn's best and worst hot dog joint, twenty-something Josh Cantillo doesn't have much going on in his life. Unless you count his never-ending quest to find his lobsterman father who walked out one day and never came back. One of the only things that Josh remembered about him was their shared enchantment with a rare, metallic-blue lobster that resides in a local, rundown Chinese restaurant-and when Josh finds out that his father is dying, he will go to any means to get that blue lobster and bring it to him.It's a foolproof plan, if not for Pony's ruthless gun-toting handlers, a mad-dash to Maine, and the crusty lobster fishermen who won't reveal his father's whereabouts. Josh and his friends' dedication to making it out alive, and his father's ticking-timeline, might just help them accomplish their mission. At any rate, the comical misadventures of The Lobster Heist will at least get Josh out of serving sauerkraut for a few days.
Plots and Playwrights, a Comedy
Join Massey on a journey through the wild world of playwrights and their plots in this hilarious comedy. Massey provides entertaining insights into the minds of the greats of the industry. This book is a must-read for anyone interested in theater or looking for a good laugh!This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
His Wife's Job
A humorous portrayal of one man's struggle to adjust to the responsibilities of his wife's new job. The story touches on themes of gender roles, work-life balance, and the challenges of modern marriage.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Noah an' Jonah an' Cap'n John Smith
A humorous collection of short stories and anecdotes, featuring a colorful cast of characters, including biblical figures, historical figures, and fictional creations, all spun in the witty and irreverent style of Don Marquis. This book is a delightful diversion for anyone who enjoys a good laugh.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Our Elizabeth
A lighthearted and humorous novel that follows the adventures of a young woman named Elizabeth as she navigates the ups and downs of life and love in early 20th century America. The book offers a delightful glimpse into a bygone era.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
The "Goldfish"
A charming novel that follows the misadventures of a down-on-his-luck financier who finds himself in possession of an unexpected fortune. Full of wit, humor, and heart, this book is a delightful romp through the world of high society and unexpected riches.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
