A History of Saints
A semifinalist for the 22nd Thurber Prize for American HumorA 2021 Foreword INDIES Book of the Year Award Finalist, Adult Fiction HumorA playful satire of the Great Recession, set in America's quirkiest town. "The novel, like the house, is a claustrophobic den of big personalities, absurd activities, and unlikely objects, all sharply rendered in Davis' wry prose. ...The tale unfolds at an easygoing pace, more interested in developing the characters and their relationships than launching into any complex plot. It's a story about a certain place at a certain time-an Asheville caught between its past and future-and it's a fine spot to visit for a while."-Kirkus ReviewsDuring the recession, to keep from losing his home-the stately "Carolina Court," in Asheville, North Carolina-Frank Reed becomes a reluctant landlord to a houseful of misfits. A New Age outpost in the South, Asheville has plenty of eccentrics, and Frank's elderly tenant, Angus Saxe-Pardee, is the strangest of all. Taking charge of the household, Angus rents the last remaining rooms to two women: Andromeda Megan Bell's arrival prompts chivalry and brings a stalking ex-lover to Frank's home; and in Lida Barfield, the elegant enigma, Angus at last meets his match. In the feuding and chaos that follow, feral chihuahuas are captured, poetry is butchered, and love and gardening finally triumph. For anyone grieving what we lose to gentrification, A History of Saints is a comedy of errors to revive memories of when our lives felt harder-yet were somehow richer. Twenty-four black and white illustrations by Julyan Davis are included throughout the book.
An Essay on Comedy and the Uses of the Comic Spirit
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Curiosities of Law and Lawyers
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A Book of Famous Wits
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Six Months in South Australia
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An Essay on Comedy and the Uses of the Comic Spirit
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A Chinese Odyssey
A Chinese Odyssey by Axel Forrester, the second book in the Odyssey series, 'is filled with a plethora of interesting characters, ' International Review of Books. 'Well written with details of the trials and tribulations of the protagonist, Grant Decker. I was riveted. A totally fun and enjoyable read.' Elaine Appel. It is 2010 and American Grant Decker is living his dream of being a photographer in Cornwall. He's got a chance to go to China, courtesy of Charon, his ex-girlfriend. What she hasn't told him is that the trip, with a group of American teachers, includes a risky plan that could bring the wrath of the Chinese government upon him. He slips and slides through a packed itinerary encountering places and people that surprise him - people like Guy Anderson, Dr S簷ng, the Mosuo people and the Chinese barber/musicians in Dali who will remain in his memory forever. Despite restrictions, he manages to take some of the best pictures of his life and make his escape with a bit of help from a witchy connection in St Ives. With the same highly readable prose as the first book, A Cornish Odyssey, join Grant in a new round of engaging and funny adventures.
It's A Pillow, Not A Kidney
Do you believe you have a "flair" for decorating? Do you know what constitutes a pillow emergency? Do you have any idea how many swatches of paint must be sampled before finding the "perfect" color? Are you aware there's a difference between a curated collection of "trinkets" and a bookcase full of clutter? Can you explain when it's acceptable for a grown woman to throw a tantrum over fabric-or perhaps throw the fabric itself? (Not me, in case you were wondering.) Can you tell whether a red stain on the carpet indicates a former crime scene or something less dramatic? Most importantly, do you want a career that requires you to be equal parts therapist, babysitter, marriage counselor, master negotiator, and design wizard? If you answered yes, to any of these questions, then welcome to the world of interior design, my world. From the first chapter to the last, IT'S A PILLOW NOT A KIDNEY, will introduce you to a plethora of engaging, frustrating, caring, crazy-yes, I said crazy-but always entertaining clients who, over the years, have entrusted me with their decorating projects. Though diverse in background as well as in their choice of style, all these individuals had one mission in common: To create a beautiful interior for themselves and their families, while driving one eager-to please-interior designer just a little bit crazy. When you've finished the last paragraph of this book, your mission, should you choose to accept it, will be to ask yourself one more time, "Do I really want to be an interior designer?"
Grinn Brothers
If you were a child or had children in the 1960s, you would recall Goldilocks and The Three Bears.The Brothers Grinn did some research and discovered that in the original version it was an ill-tempered, dirty old woman who entered the home of Three Bachelor Bears. She stole the bears' porridge and broke their furniture. She fled when the bears returned.Over the years, the story morphed. The crone became Goldilocks-the cutie-pie, blond that we know. Take a peek and read "Goldilocks Bared" in Chapter 1, the Brothers Grinn version of the fairy tale. Enjoy the hilarious ride.-Remember Puss in Boots? Did you know Puss had a Sicilian cousin-Putzinni? A mean character, that one. Check out the Brothers Grinn relate the Sicilian version-the Tommy gun toting "Putzinni in Boots". That's an offer you don't want to refuse. Wink!-Join the Brothers Grinn in "Lord of the Ringalings", where the body count goes off the scale.The comedic duo will punch more holes in the story than what you'll get in a Swiss cheese. That'll make it family-friendly.-Ever thought what'll happen if China ever bought the letter "R"? Yup, you'll have one less alphabet to commit to memory, but what else?Well, the Brothers Grinn have been carrying out some deep, think-tank styled research. Read their full report in "Sudetenland"-recommended reading for all wannabe movers and shakers of the world.Here's a hint of what's coming: if you know what Hitler did in the Sudetenland, then you'll guess where China is heading.-None of the Brothers Grinn comedy routines would be complete without them offering their Nerds of Wisdom on dating and marriage.Here's the first nerd from the chapter, "Marriage Advice"."Sour GrapesGirls ditch the D.O.M.Old wine does not mature.It simply goes flaccid."-There is much more, but why be a spoil-sport and let the kitty out of the bag? After all, as the Brothers Grinn said in one of their stories-it's their lunch. Yup! They overflow with metaphors.Click on the book cover for a Look Inside. Pick up a copy, lighten your day.
Murphy's Luck 3
There's good luck, bad luck, no luck, and dumb luck-and then there's Murphy's luck.The wildest creature known to man has been discovered in the jungles of the Amazon, and his name is Murphy Drummer.When a bumbling, 99th-rate Colombian cartel captures Murphy's in-laws, it is up to Murphy to rescue them. Doing so will require an arsenal of hobbies, a gorgeous and deadly assassin with cursed cockles, and maybe a dowsing rod and an arthritic water buffalo named Hannibal.Curse meets jinx, and every loser comes out a winner in Murphy's new riotous and rip-roaring adventure.Murphy returns to blow minds, open hearts, and tickle funny bones. When you march to the beat of Murphy Drummer, nothing is impossible but trying not to laugh.
Cautionary Tales for Children
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Baghala Bath
This book is a collection of three short stories written wittily in simple, easy to read langauge: 1. Hilarious experience of a young Graduate Engineer of attending a job interview in then Madras and his first Star Hotel dining experience 2. Funny story of two friends who go on a Vietnam backpacking trip that goes wrong for one of the guys, not once and twice 3. A couple of to Maldives on vacation in monsoon against the popular advise of 'a lot things can go wrong during monsoon'. Husband plans for a 'one night stand' with Russian beauty that goes according to plan for him and something happens to his wife that he did not plan
Psmith in the City
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The Idiot
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Cautionary Tales for Children
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European Cross-Border Reorganisations
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Collected Works of Sigmund Freud
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The Idiot
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Collected Works of Sigmund Freud
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The River to the Sea
This is a further adventure of Inspector Jack Hedgeas he grapples with the problem of his identity untilhe realises he does not need one. Meanwhile hehas been sent abroad (there's a lot of abroad!)supposedly on a case but he suspects more likelyto get rid of him in the most expedient way. Thereare two sides to every question, and this pertains tothe silent war between various elements of theSecret Service in England.The original Inspector Hedge book I wrote over fiftyyears ago in eight days. It has only recently beenpublished under the title of INVITATION TO APLAGUE. It involves a top secret Govt GermWarfare experiment that went disastrously wrongwith the latent danger of the virus, Code NameGreen Swan, spreading into the community, indeedacross the world. Inspector Hedge was sent into aclinic disguised as a patient to investigate but anyconclusions he may have reached have beensuppressed by some and encouraged by others inthe silent war between the services. Who is onwhich side? We still don't know...Which brings us to the sequel I have only recentlypenned. Good luck with that and please, as youread risk the disintegration of your own identity. Youdo not really need it.Laughter is freedom...
Value Added
How to get ahead in your chosen field is a matter of talent, tact and tenacity.Jack Renfrew-newly minted architectural apprentice-hopes are high.Mr and Mrs Brown want a house. Their small piece of paradise with modern conveniences at affordable prices. Mr Renfrew might be the man to make Bill and Enid Brown's dreams come true. It's just a matter of juggling a builder, a planning officer, his superior's superior ego and Mr Brown's daughter.From base boards to webbing trusses, it's a close run things which gets pulled out the most, Bill's cheque book or Jack's hair.
Interdimensional Travel While Impaired
Every major decision creates a new world for every possible outcome. Sarah, a comic shop employee, discovers that she has never made a decision major enough to create a world of its own. With her best friend, an interdimensional traveler, and a strange government agent, Sarah sets out to change the world she lives in.After discovering that the Illuminati are removing decisions from the citizens of earth, they uncover a much larger plot to eliminate all of the other worlds and reset reality.Just reading this blurb has caused a world to be spawned where you purchased this book. Do you want your alternative self to have all the joy of reading it?
Robert Tries To Help
Mental health care bear Robert finds himself balancing the role of a responsible public servant, while having feelings for his colleague Rosealea.Along the way, the two face many picaresque situations, including a romantic break to the East Coast, a complicated river cruise, and Robert's later life as a British secret agent.A literary adult comedy, Robert Tries To Help is a hilarious read intended for a mature audience.
Robert Tries To Help
Mental health care bear Robert finds himself balancing the role of a responsible public servant, while having feelings for his colleague Rosealea.Along the way, the two face many picaresque situations, including a romantic break to the East Coast, a complicated river cruise, and Robert's later life as a British secret agent.A literary adult comedy, Robert Tries To Help is a hilarious read intended for a mature audience.
Robert Tries To Help
Mental health care bear Robert finds himself balancing the role of a responsible public servant, while having feelings for his colleague Rosealea.Along the way, the two face many picaresque situations, including a romantic break to the East Coast, a complicated river cruise, and Robert's later life as a British secret agent.A literary adult comedy, Robert Tries To Help is a hilarious read intended for a mature audience. This is the large print edition of Robert Tries To Help, with a larger font / typeface for easier reading.
Robert Tries To Help
Mental health care bear Robert finds himself balancing the role of a responsible public servant, while having feelings for his colleague Rosealea.Along the way, the two face many picaresque situations, including a romantic break to the East Coast, a complicated river cruise, and Robert's later life as a British secret agent.A literary adult comedy, Robert Tries To Help is a hilarious read intended for a mature audience.
Robert Tries To Help
Mental health care bear Robert finds himself balancing the role of a responsible public servant, while having feelings for his colleague Rosealea.Along the way, the two face many picaresque situations, including a romantic break to the East Coast, a complicated river cruise, and Robert's later life as a British secret agent.A literary adult comedy, Robert Tries To Help is a hilarious read intended for a mature audience. This is the large print edition of Robert Tries To Help, with a larger font / typeface for easier reading.
Murphy's Luck 2
His luck is a weapon of mass hilarity.Murphy's mind-boggling luck returns with a vengeance in a new, uproarious adventure. When America calls upon Murphy to employ his unique talents to help bring down an evil mastermind, it's a request his handlers soon regret.After a bank's surveillance camera captures Murphy's amazing, hobby-honed abilities in action, the tape comes to the attention of the FBI. The agency decides that the Eureka recluse is just the man to help with a matter of national security, only to learn how one man with Murphy's luck undermines everyone's sense of security.When you march to the beat of Murphy Drummer, the impossible becomes the inevitable and the inevitable inescapably hysterical. All may regret the day they met Murphy Drummer, but none knows what they'd have done without him.Don't miss this riotous comedy of mayhem and miracles!
Strangely Funny IX
Tales of horror gone wrong. So very wrong.A theater troupe finds a new way to cope with a staff shortage. A new pastor starts a Bible study group at Miskatonic University. Meet a Beauty who actually preferred the Beast.Featuring stories from Rosalind Barden, Robert Allen Lupton, Jennifer Lee Rossman, David Perlmutter, and Paul Wartenberg.
Lockhart Mansion
Uni is hard enough, imagine having to deal with ghouls and ghosts at the same time. Not to mention that someone bought your dream dress before you could even get your credit card out...A female-fronted, unique look into a fashion subculture with a supernatural twist. Three students move into a haunted house, will their friendship survive mysterious hauntings and auction snipers?George, Valiant and Ramona met each other through lolita fashion. When it came to university, it was a no-brainer for the three of them to move in together. But as they navigate meets and keep up with their lectures, unexpected secrets come to light.
Tales from the Parish
Easy-on-the-eye very large print.Perfect for fans of Gervase Phinn, James Herriot and Alexander McCall Smith. Father Okoli dreams of owning a flock of hens and studying for a PhD, when his bishop saddles him with yet another parish to look after.But as Father moves to Moreton-on-the-Edge, a farming village in the English Cotswolds, he's plugged into a community of warm-hearted characters, from the motherly parish secretary to her septuagenarian neighbour who's become a cycling champion, and from teenagers requiring driving lessons to atheist publicans who believe in miracles.Between a wacky race and a scarecrow competition, a village f礙te and a mop fair, Father foils cattle rustlers, fends off foxes and goes viral on the internet. As the community pulls together to reopen the village's Electric Picture House, dreams are fulfilled, teen love blossoms and Father Okoli feels that Moreton-on-the-Edge is now home. Divided into thirty-one short self-contained small chapters, this popular series from The People's Friend includes one brand-new story never published before.(Also available in smaller print and ebook) Hartley has once again produced a collection of heart-warming, uplifting stories, this time set in that mythical English village we all wished we lived in.- Sandy Salisbury I love all your writing, Stefania. Everything you write is a delight, and leaves one smiling.- Mary Jasper on TwitterA whimsical and captivating series of short stories about village life in the English countryside, centred on the humorous life of a new parish priest. - Philippa Carey
Little House on the Fairway
Little House On The Fairway: Short Story Series in the Life Of David O'TooleVolume 1: Who is the winner?By: Timothy KilerThe first book of the Life of David O'Toole series, Little House on the Fairway tells about the challenges of a struggling, family run country club in 1984 Ireland. As David O'Toole attempts to keep their beloved club afloat, he must deal with the swanky, rival club next door, the ornery farmer O'Grady, and all the other challenges and misadventures that come with running a golf course.About the AuthorTimothy Kiler was born in Wilmington, Delaware. Before retiring, Kiler had an extensive career in the automotive industry as well as working at various golf courses. He and his wife reside in West Palm Beach, Florida, where Kiler spends his time golfing, writing, and running 5Ks.
Dead Objects with No Function
Twenty-five years of stories compiled for the first (and last) time in one volume.
The River to the Sea (hardback)
This is a further adventure of Inspector Jack Hedgeas he grapples with the problem of his identity untilhe realises he does not need one. Meanwhile hehas been sent abroad (there's a lot of abroad!)supposedly on a case but he suspects more likelyto get rid of him in the most expedient way. Thereare two sides to every question, and this pertains tothe silent war between various elements of theSecret Service in England.The original Inspector Hedge book I wrote over fiftyyears ago in eight days. It has only recently beenpublished under the title of INVITATION TO APLAGUE. It involves a top secret Govt GermWarfare experiment that went disastrously wrongwith the latent danger of the virus, Code NameGreen Swan, spreading into the community, indeedacross the world. Inspector Hedge was sent into aclinic disguised as a patient to investigate but anyconclusions he may have reached have beensuppressed by some and encouraged by others inthe silent war between the services. Who is onwhich side? We still don't know...Which brings us to the sequel I have only recentlypenned. Good luck with that and please, as youread risk the disintegration of your own identity. Youdo not really need it.Laughter is freedom...
Hopheadz
Three zombies walk into a bar: one wearing a shirt that says "Budweiser", one says "Miller" and another one says "Samuel Adams". Armed with a shotgun, what do you do?If you blew away Bud and Miller, and spared Sam Adams, this book may be for you.Join Mark Murphy on his quest for the perfect hops, with which to make the perfect beer. Meet his "fellowship" Bill, who thinks everything is a sexual reference; Ray, the married match-maker; Lindsey, the beauty any girl would have a crush on; Logan, the young, plump gamer and cosplayer; and "Haiku", the latino who wishes he were Asian.The quest takes them to Belgium, Germany, London and the North Sea as they seek the pages of a journal that reveals the location of the perfect hops. And along the way there is plenty of beer to be tasted - craft beer.Not to mention encounters with robbers, a terrorist, mad monks, and beer witches!So grab your favorite craft brew, kick back, and join the quest!
Women in Pink
Women in Pink is a story of five women that meet in the waiting room to receive radiation and become fast friends. Their spunk and spirit will make you laugh, cry and inspire. This is a book that will empower the WOMEN IN PINK!
Aunt Edwina's Wonderful Legacy
Family history will never be the same ... Novice genealogist Julie Fincher is learning as she goes. A generous inheritance from Aunt Edwina allows her to open the Greymore Genealogy Research Site, a resource center welcoming everyone interested in family history. This innocent, charitable quest to help others soon turns into mayhem. Gertie, Ewan, the Major, Maude plus new zany friends team up with beginner researchers to uncover ancestors with secret World War Two wartime work. There's also the tantalizing prospect of a family tree leading to new ownership in a centuries-old confectionery firm. Enjoy the Greymore team's second foray into the fun world of the past. This is Book 2 in the Aunt Edwina series.
Panty Raid (Large Print Edition)
Risque Business!When amateur sleuth Samantha Kidd is assigned to cover the lingerie shows in Las Vegas, her excitement is more visible than panty lines. Events in her hometown have made her a celebrity, and a romantic getaway with fianc矇 Nick Taylor is timely.But when a lingerie model is found dead outside their hotel room, their escape turns brief. Cheeky designers, high class hookers, and tabloid trouble make this gamble her most dangerous one yet, but when push-up comes to shove, Samantha bares everything in order to save her future.​Can Samantha keep her cool or will this gamble leave her royally flushed? ​Panty Raid is the eighth feel-good mystery in the Samantha Kidd series. If you like funny situations, determined sleuths, and surprising endings, then you'll love Diane Vallere's out-of-town mystery.​Don't get caught with your panties down. Snatch Panty Raid today!
Life as a Marshmallow
This is a short memoir of a Marshmallow's journey in the human world. They face the challenges of survival, and understanding their purpose in life. How they were able to overcome these challenges and where they are today. This is an inspirational tale about how not all human foods should be eaten.
All My Loving
A memoir of the vibrant mid-Sixties that illuminates both the real life and powerful imagination of an articulate Beatlemaniac spending a lonely year in Paris. In a series of poignant and humorous fantasies about her romance with Paul McCartney, a young Beth Kaplan writes her way into adolescence, the dawning of sexual awareness and the world of real boys.
Our Lady of the Highway
A funny, warm-hearted, and provocative farce about a beautiful but troubled insurance adjuster who believes she has psychic powers she cannot control. She decides to enter a Catholic convent for three months to protect society from her powerful emotions and her devoted math teacher boyfriend hopes this will cure her of these delusions. But the only convent that will accept her is an impoverished cloister run by a gang of outlaw nuns opening a brewery to help finance their radical activist plans.
