Atlantic Narratives
璽€œAtlantic Narratives: Modern Short Stories, 璽€ edited by Charles Swain Thomas, presents a captivating collection of short fiction from the early 20th century. Showcasing diverse voices and narrative styles, this anthology offers a glimpse into the social and cultural landscape of a transformative era in American history. The stories explore a range of themes, from the everyday lives of ordinary people to the complexities of a rapidly changing world. This carefully curated collection provides valuable insights into the literary trends and artistic sensibilities of the time, making it an essential read for students and enthusiasts of American literature and history. Rediscover the power and artistry of these enduring narratives in 璽€œAtlantic Narratives.璽€This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
A Book O’ Nine Tales
Rediscover the charm of late 19th-century American literature with Arlo Bates's "A Book O' Nine Tales". This carefully curated collection showcases Bates's skill in crafting engaging and thought-provoking short stories. Each tale offers a glimpse into the social mores, personal struggles, and enduring human spirit of the era. From poignant character studies to subtly woven narratives, Bates's writing reflects the literary sensibilities of his time while remaining accessible to modern readers. Perfect for enthusiasts of classic short fiction and those interested in exploring the nuances of 19th-century American life, "A Book O' Nine Tales" is a testament to the enduring power of storytelling. It will appeal to anyone interested in literary collections and turn-of-the-century writing.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
The Westminster Alice
The Westminster Alice, written by Hector H. Munro (Saki), is a brilliant political satire that cleverly adapts Lewis Carroll's "Alice in Wonderland." Published in 1902, this humorous parody transforms the beloved characters and situations of Carroll's classic into witty caricatures of British political figures and events of the time. Munro's sharp wit and keen observations provide a unique and entertaining perspective on the political landscape of Edwardian England. Readers familiar with "Alice in Wonderland" will delight in recognizing the parallels and allusions, while those interested in political history will appreciate the insightful commentary. The Westminster Alice remains a timeless and amusing critique of power, politics, and the absurdities of public life, showcasing Saki's talent for blending humor and satire with astute social commentary.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Tales of a Traveller, by Geoffrey Crayon, Gent.
Tales of a Traveller, by Washington Irving writing as Geoffrey Crayon, Gent., is a collection of short stories and essays that showcases Irving's signature blend of humor, sentimentality, and picturesque description. This first volume transports readers to various locales, from the quaint villages of England to the bustling cities of Europe, offering glimpses into the lives and customs of the people encountered along the way. The stories range from lighthearted anecdotes to more reflective observations on human nature and the passage of time. Irving's elegant prose and keen eye for detail create a vivid tapestry of scenes and characters that capture the spirit of the early 19th century. "Tales of a Traveller" offers both entertainment and insightful commentary on the world, reflecting Irving's enduring appeal as one of America's first internationally acclaimed authors.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Atlantic Narratives
璽€œAtlantic Narratives: Modern Short Stories, 璽€ edited by Charles Swain Thomas, presents a captivating collection of short fiction from the early 20th century. Showcasing diverse voices and narrative styles, this anthology offers a glimpse into the social and cultural landscape of a transformative era in American history. The stories explore a range of themes, from the everyday lives of ordinary people to the complexities of a rapidly changing world. This carefully curated collection provides valuable insights into the literary trends and artistic sensibilities of the time, making it an essential read for students and enthusiasts of American literature and history. Rediscover the power and artistry of these enduring narratives in 璽€œAtlantic Narratives.璽€This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
The Westminster Alice
The Westminster Alice, written by Hector H. Munro (Saki), is a brilliant political satire that cleverly adapts Lewis Carroll's "Alice in Wonderland." Published in 1902, this humorous parody transforms the beloved characters and situations of Carroll's classic into witty caricatures of British political figures and events of the time. Munro's sharp wit and keen observations provide a unique and entertaining perspective on the political landscape of Edwardian England. Readers familiar with "Alice in Wonderland" will delight in recognizing the parallels and allusions, while those interested in political history will appreciate the insightful commentary. The Westminster Alice remains a timeless and amusing critique of power, politics, and the absurdities of public life, showcasing Saki's talent for blending humor and satire with astute social commentary.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Confessions of a Clarionet Player and Other Tales
璽€œConfessions of a Clarionet Player and Other Tales璽€ presents a collection of short stories by Alexandre Chatrian and ?‰mile Erckmann, who wrote together as Erckmann-Chatrian, offering a glimpse into 19th-century French life and culture. The stories are characterized by their engaging narratives, vivid characters, and insightful observations on society and human nature. The collection showcases the authors' skill in crafting compelling tales that explore themes of love, loss, and the complexities of human relationships. With its blend of historical context and literary artistry, this collection will appeal to readers interested in classic French literature and historical fiction. This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Just Irish
璽€œJust Irish璽€ is a collection of humorous short stories by Charles Battell Loomis, offering a lighthearted look at Irish and Irish-American life in the early 20th century. Through witty anecdotes and charming characters, Loomis explores themes of identity, community, and cultural assimilation with a gentle comedic touch. These stories provide a snapshot of a specific time and place, viewed through a lens of affectionate satire.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
The Chronic Loafer
Dive into the witty and satirical world of "The Chronic Loafer" by Nelson McAllister Lloyd, a delightful exploration of idleness and societal expectations at the turn of the century. Through sharp prose and memorable characters, Lloyd crafts a humorous narrative that gently pokes fun at the conventions of work and ambition. Originally published in 1900, this novel offers a glimpse into a bygone era, inviting readers to consider the timeless questions of purpose and the pursuit of leisure. A charming read for those who appreciate classic American humor and keen social commentary.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Jinks’ Inside
Dive into the witty world of "Jinks' Inside" by Harriet Malone Hobson, a humorous and satirical take on early 20th-century society. This literary gem offers a sharp, insightful, and often comical perspective on the social norms and eccentricities of the era. Hobson's keen observations and engaging narrative style make "Jinks' Inside" a delightful read for those who appreciate classic humor and social commentary. A rediscovered treasure, this novel promises to entertain and enlighten with its timeless wit and charm.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Tales of a Traveller, by Geoffrey Crayon, Gent.
Tales of a Traveller, by Washington Irving writing as Geoffrey Crayon, Gent., is a collection of short stories and essays that showcases Irving's signature blend of humor, sentimentality, and picturesque description. This first volume transports readers to various locales, from the quaint villages of England to the bustling cities of Europe, offering glimpses into the lives and customs of the people encountered along the way. The stories range from lighthearted anecdotes to more reflective observations on human nature and the passage of time. Irving's elegant prose and keen eye for detail create a vivid tapestry of scenes and characters that capture the spirit of the early 19th century. "Tales of a Traveller" offers both entertainment and insightful commentary on the world, reflecting Irving's enduring appeal as one of America's first internationally acclaimed authors.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Jinks’ Inside
Dive into the witty world of "Jinks' Inside" by Harriet Malone Hobson, a humorous and satirical take on early 20th-century society. This literary gem offers a sharp, insightful, and often comical perspective on the social norms and eccentricities of the era. Hobson's keen observations and engaging narrative style make "Jinks' Inside" a delightful read for those who appreciate classic humor and social commentary. A rediscovered treasure, this novel promises to entertain and enlighten with its timeless wit and charm.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Just Irish
璽€œJust Irish璽€ is a collection of humorous short stories by Charles Battell Loomis, offering a lighthearted look at Irish and Irish-American life in the early 20th century. Through witty anecdotes and charming characters, Loomis explores themes of identity, community, and cultural assimilation with a gentle comedic touch. These stories provide a snapshot of a specific time and place, viewed through a lens of affectionate satire.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Finding Salman Khan
In the vibrant, chaotic streets of Bradford, two bigoted businessmen, Callum Shakespeare and Moskat Khan, are bound by a shared history of abandonment and prejudice, yet divided by their mutual disdain. Callum, a flatulent plumber with a patriotic fervor, dreams of a "pure" England, while Mozzy, a burping shopkeeper of Indian Muslim heritage, grapples with rejection from both his community and the nation he calls home. Their lives collide when their children, Harry and Samia, fall deeply in love, threatening to unravel their families' fragile facades. As the couple's forbidden romance sparks a chain of hilarious and heartfelt events, the two fathers are forced to confront their biases, dragging their dysfunctional families along for the ride. From Samantha's dreams of luxury to Maria's secret empire, and Taylor's culinary ambitions hiding his true self, each character embarks on a journey of self-discovery. When a series of mishaps lands them in Mumbai, they encounter a whirlwind of cultural clashes, unexpected allies, and bizarre revelations-from a mistaken witch to a nightclub ban. Guided by the compassionate Imam Zesty Bhai and a cast of eccentric characters, including a tight-fisted uncle and a dreamy chef, they navigate love, betrayal, and redemption. Set against a backdrop of football fervor, Bollywood flair, and social media stardom, Finding Salman Khan is a riotous comedy that weaves themes of racism, family, and acceptance into a tapestry of laughter and growth. Perfect for readers who enjoy humor with heart, this tale proves that love and kindness can triumph over division, transforming even the most stubborn souls. Through absurd antics and poignant moments, the characters learn to embrace their flaws and find belonging in a world that's messier-and more beautiful-than they ever imagined.
Heapatrouble
Eustice Seeney, the man who died twice, both times going to hell, came back redeemed and ready to make his mark saving souls. Things don't go according to plan, when Seeney along with Trip Wiley MD get things moving from their Soul Salvation Center, and start poking around in places they'd have best let be. Some stones are better left unturned, and Eustice and Trip find themselves in a Heaptatrouble...
The Curious Curiosity
Celia Ladygarden lives with her husband Ronald and two little dogs in the small Devon village of St Urith With WellWhen Celia went to bed that evening little did she know the disturbance that woke her in the night was going to put her own life in danger. What is the curious curiosity? Celia will find out but not before lives are lost in the pursuit of this historical relic.She will need all the help she can get from many of her friends, including Harold the cross-dressing librarian, Dusty from the bakery and not forgetting Aunty Pat the octogenarian teenager.Meet the quirky characters and enjoy their funny escapades, in this romp through the North Devon countryside.
The Tirpitz Chronicles
As a team dedicated to exploring literature that challenges conventions and captivates readers, we were truly enthralled by Bony by David Koenig. This book is a masterful blend of satire, historical commentary, and irreverent wit that reimagines the Prussian legacy with an unparalleled depth of humor and insight. It is more than a historical parody; it is an ingenious critique of power, legacy, and the narratives that shape our perception of history.Koenig's ability to weave satire with historical undertones is remarkable. From the very first page, the book immerses readers in the life and misadventures of Tirpitz von Koenig, a character whose exploits blur the line between historical accuracy and grandiose embellishment. As a parody of the Prussian patriarch archetype, Bony delights in dismantling and reconstructing myths of grandeur, military prowess, and political machinations with sharp wit and biting irony.What sets this book apart is its ability to challenge perspectives while remaining endlessly entertaining. Koenig has crafted a narrative that reads like a forgotten historical document, unearthed and reinterpreted through a modern satirical lens. With eloquent prose, playful exaggeration, and a keen understanding of the political and social structures of the past, he offers readers an experience that is both intellectually engaging and laugh-out-loud funny.Beyond its humor, Bony serves as a thought-provoking examination of leadership, nationalism, and the absurdity that often accompanies both. Koenig's writing prompts readers to question how history is recorded and remembered, while enjoying a wildly entertaining journey through the past.We believe Bony has immense potential to resonate with a wide and diverse audience. With the right marketing approach, this book could easily become a favorite among history buffs, satire enthusiasts, and readers who appreciate a clever and unconventional approach to storytelling. Koenig's unique voice and ability to balance humor with insightful critique make this a standout work, one that deserves recognition and discussion.This book is poised to provoke, entertain, and enlighten. With its universal themes, brilliant wit, and razor-sharp commentary, Bony stands as a testament to the power of satire and the enduring relevance of history in modern discourse.
Walking In Each Other’s Shoes
Sara, 34 and a mother of three, never understood her father, Paul. He had left her, her mother, and her sister after returning from the war. Years later, after Sara grew up and moved away with her husband and children, her father reunited with her mother.Eventually, Sara and her family decide to move closer to her mother. When Sara and Paul reconnect, their reunion turns into a heated argument. That night, Sara's mother makes a wish-and the next morning, Sara and her father wake up in each other's bodies.The only person who knows the truth is Sara's 3-year-old daughter, Emma, who is sworn to secrecy. To return to their own bodies, Sara and Paul must learn to navigate each other's lives without any physical contact. They are given cell phones to communicate only during emergencies and pads of paper to document their daily routines.Now, in her 79-year-old father's body, Sara feels his aches and pains, changes his wardrobe to skinny jeans, and accidentally takes his Viagra instead of his heart medication during a golf tournament. Meanwhile, Paul struggles to raise three kids while Sara's husband is away-potty training Emma, organizing middle child Dora, and dealing with Jenny, the eldest, and her attitude.Will they truly understand the meaning of walking in each other's shoes, or will they remain switched forever?
Sleepy Hedgehog Society
In 1956... or perhaps it was 1949... an ensemble of Esteemed British Scholars, Theatrical Garden Gnomes and skilful Hedgehog Field & Hedgerow Agents gathered to discuss and document the perfectly normal goings-on in the English Village of Bogglington Hollow.After finding the original documents in a rather unusual fashion, the Royal Bogglington Hollow Museum has faithfully restored and reproduced this extraordinary bundle of sixty or so aged, weathered and jumbled up pages of meeting minutes, letters and illustrated field notes (haphazardly typed by an anciently haunted typewriter) documenting: The Curious Case of the Musical Vegetable Patch (The vegetables have been humming Danse Macabre, of all things, in a far more unusual fashion than usual. But we haven't the foggiest why. Although the skull from the documentary may indeed be the prime suspect).That Peculiar Predicament with the Haunted Post (Who on earth sent them? And why in the blazers do they keep plotting with the envelopes, for goodness sake?) The Dubious Case of the Meddling Marmalade (ruining one's breakfast is simply not cricket! But making it run down the hall? That takes the cake!)A Word of Warning: Best read with proper tea and biscuits and the occasional tilting of one's head.Reproduced by the Royal Bogglington Hollow MuseumComplete with scuffing, margin notes and pages who may have shuffled out of order.P.S. If your marmalade, post, tea or toast start to run amok after reading, please do refer to the relevant documentation within. The Sleepy Hedgehog Society has encountered this sort of thing umpteen times.
The Grand Couvert
One man trying to survive the revolution. One many trying to climb out of the gutter. One cat trying to kill themboth...Edouard Laurent is a young man struggling to survive in a tumultuous Paris during the dying embers of theRevolution. He was a hesitant participant in a chateau burning and has been conscripted to the Republicanarmy. So, when Ivo Armel, a power-hungry official offers the chance of a pardon if Edouard retrieves amysterious relic, Edouard and a strange team of adventurers set off. Unknown to them, they are being pursuedby a small feline, who believes himself to be the Comte of the chateau Edouard helped reduce to ashes.Will Edouard and his friends unravel the mystery of this relic and its significance to Armel's revolution? Canthe Comte endure terrible wine, worse lovers, and the indignity of repeatedly getting his head stuck in glasseswhile in pursuit for his vengeance?
Blooming Murder
"Blooming Murder is, essentially, what would happen if Gardener's World had an illicit love child by Midsomer Murders via the work of Tom Sharpe." PAJ Newman"With devilish and hilarious goings-on amongst the blooms, it is jam-packed full of wonderful and very likeable eccentric characters with a deliciously wicked streak of humour running through it. I loved every page and laughed my socks off at some bits." The Word Is Out Now"The writing is addicting. I had trouble putting this one down and it was easy to be hooked." - Jessica BelmontBook Description: Two communities. One flower competition. So much dead-heading! Aldermaston's having a bad day. A falling hanging-basket has killed the town's mayor, and a second narrowly missed him. His wife wants him to build her new greenhouse in three days, and someone is sending him death threats. This isn't the quiet life he expected as the new Marquess of Mortiforde.It's the annual Borders in Blossom competition, and Mortiforde is battling with Portley Ridge in the final. But this is no parochial flower competition. The mayor's mishap looks like murder, and there's another body in the river. Someone desperately wants Portley Ridge to win for the fifteenth successive year.So when a mysterious group of guerrilla gardeners suddenly carpet bomb Mortiforde with a series of stunning floral delights one night, a chain reaction of floral retaliation ensues.Can Aldermaston survive long enough to uncover who is trying to kill him, and why? And can he get his wife's greenhouse built in time?"I loved this book and laughed such a lot at the going-ons in the village. A brilliant tale of jealousy, revenge and green-fingered criminality. I can not wait until the next book." The Devine Write "Simon Whaley's Blooming Murder is a terrific cosy mystery perfect for Agatha Raisin fans. Full of eccentric characters, bucolic mayhem and mischief and village shenanigans, Blooming Murder is a fun, witty and entertaining mystery peppered with humour, intrigue and nail-biting suspense." Bookish Jottings "Whaley's writing style is straightforward and hooks you instantly, and his plot builds steadily from there. Blooming Murder is a charming, engaging novel." Bibliotica
Mirror Images
At first glance, Donald Trump and Meghan Markle seem worlds apart - different backgrounds, politics, and personalities. But look closer, and you'll find a striking reflection: two masters of media manipulation, personal branding, and public spectacle. In Mirror Images, dive into the fascinating parallels between these unlikely figures as they navigate fame, controversy, and power in the digital age. This eye-opening exploration reveals how both have crafted their narratives, rallied devoted followings, and transformed modern celebrity culture - proving that despite their differences, they're cut from the very same cloth.Whether you're a political junkie, pop culture fan, or just curious about the forces shaping today's headlines, this provocative read will change how you see two of the most captivating figures of our time.
Kiss Or Kill
The era of serial dating and serial killing is over for Karrie and Zoe.An emergency call on Christmas brings the goth, true crime podcaster, and serial-killer barbie into a hotbed of mafia activity.When Zack lies to the girls in order to jet to Seattle, Zoe is suspicious. When he shows up back at home with a man named Nick Farelli-mafia enforcer and gentleman germaphobe-Zoe's growing anxiety might be more than unease around a fellow murderer.Karrie impatiently waits on an answer to an important question, Nick realizes someone is trying to kill him, Zoe sharpens her knives, and Zack wonders why she has so many.Dead bodies, secret prison visits, and kidnappings bring a dangerous killer back to their doorstep-but this one doesn't love hot pink.
Rogue Educator
When it comes to the world of education, Daniel Garfield has always been the square peg in the round hole, the black sheep of the flock, aways going against the grain-the Rogue Educator, if you will.And despite trying to keep his moral compass pointing north, Daniel always seems to be right in the centre of chaos and mayhem every time he enters a primary school.Follow Daniel's story as he begins his supply teaching journey, encountering many strange and peculiar characters along the way, but always with one clear objective: get in and get out like he was never there.
Two Similar Looking Men With Umbilical Hernias
Ever wondered what to do with a squab if you find one?Would you like to visit the steakhouse on Halley's comet?Are eggs sentient?What is life?This collection of surreal stories will answer those questions, and many more.(tw: this is a work of occasionally dark or 'close-to-the-bone' satirical humour, commenting on how humans treat themselves, each other, and other creatures. It often has very strong language. As such, it may not be suitable for particularly sensitive souls. But it is also very funny.)
A Bright Ass Idea!
The hilariously twisted story of how the lightbulb actually came to be. Perfect for anyone who loves science, sarcasm, and a little historical mischief, this adult-themed children's book reimagines the chaotic, foul-mouthed race to invent the lightbulb-with a cast of smart-ass inventors, shady business moves, and enough trial-and-error to power an entire meltdown.Told with unapologetic wit and bold illustrations, A Bright Ass Idea! is a ridiculous yet oddly informative ride through 19th-century brilliance, blunders, and bamboo. Whether you're a history nerd, a burned-out creative, or someone who just appreciates a good "f*ck it, let's try again" moment-this one's for you.Because behind every great invention... is a whole lot of bullsh*t.
Mr. Sweetcheeks in Alaska
A crime-comedy called "smart and funny" by Kirkus Reviews and made an Editor's Pick by Publisher's Weekly, Mr. Sweetcheeks in Alaska pits its very nice convicted-killer hero against both the forces for good and the forces for evil in a small, Alaska town, circa 1950. Alan Sweetcheeks puts his trust in a fuddy-duddy benefactor, falls for the district attorney's beautiful receptionist, finds work in a cow-less dairy, and collides headlong with a vice boss wrapped in red-fox furs. He is also gifted with the opportunity to commit the almost perfect crime. A crooked police chief, a slovenly landlady, a Studebaker in desperate need of repairs, and a philosophical short-order cook complicate this felon's fortunes and add to his hilarious adventures. "One delicious romp from beginning to end," reviewer Anne Emerson said of this comic-crime gem.
The Catastrophe of Rob and Lettie
The Catastrophe of Rob and Lettie is a tale of newlyweds, betrayal, competition, and revenge set against the worst environment imaginable ... the office.
Collection
Wanna hear a story? Everyone loves a good tale-people have been telling them to avid audiences since medieval times, relating legends, myths, folk or fairy tales, fables and other anecdotes to thrill, shock or make them laugh. And today, the modern short story has developed in a way that means each of them can be read independently in one single sitting. No backtracking to find out where you left off the night before or staying up after the witching hour to find the ending. As Nobel prize-winner William Faulkner describes it: "A short story is character driven and a writer's job is to trot along behind him with a paper and pencil trying to keep up long enough to put down what he says and does." It means the short story has become essential reading for holidays, for commuting to or from work, or for busy housebound mums seeking a relaxing half-hour break from doing what housebound mums do. The short story should, first and foremost, be an entertainment-not necessarily a ha-ha-ha entertainment or a shock-horror-OMG entertainment-just something that pleases the reader in the short time it takes to read.COLLECTION hopes to help the reader find that entertainment. He or she can open it up at random, choose one tale, read (or re-read) it, then put it back with the rest to be picked up again whenever there are a few moments that need filling.
Incident at Greasewood Junction
For herpetologist and lover of rattlesnakes, Charlie Goodwoman, Captain Yellowhenry's six gun style of handling rattlers is an abomination. Yellowhenry feels the same about Goodwoman's style of making pets of the reptiles. The two must forge a truce when Yellowhenry's pre-teenaged son, James, becomes an on the job herpetology aspirant at the Greasewood Serpentarium. Domestic turmoil twists Trooper Joe's marital bliss into a misery of confounding emotions and surprising outcomes.
Einstein’s Fiddle
"A hilarious small town murder mystery that Janet Evanovich fans should flock to." -Sublime Book ReviewsNobody at the nursing home takes old Amy Tapin seriously when she brags about her summer frolics with Albert Einstein. Sure, it's well known the great smarty pants used to vacation on these Adirondack lakes. But that was long, long ago. And now Amy is unwell. The poor dear is liable to say anything.But when Amy goes missing, ex-cop/ blues musician Norris Tanager takes a closer look at those crazy stories. What he finds is murder, blackmail, tales of a mystery violin, a gorgeous female mathematician, and a league of backwoods intellectuals who soon have Tanager wondering if having big brains is truly an asset or just an easy way to explain a bad haircut.Norris Tanager, star of the Amazon bestseller, Blues of Autumn, is back on the job, and everybody is thrilled about it. Everybody, that is, except Tanager.
The Gypsy Warned You!
Debut chick lit novel by Carol Prior - An amusing, supernatural mystery, inspired by the ancient art of Tarot..."Maybe you'll be seduced by a hot blooded gondolier with a sexy curling moustache, and he'll serenade you with operatic arias as you drift gently under the Bridge of Sighs..."Recently single, Kate Elliot is haunted by dreams of being pursued. Her fears intensify when she visits a tarot reader who warns of death, destruction and deception and tells her to beware of 'tall, dark and handsome men'. Kate believes that something, or someone, is summoning her to Venice, and against her better judgement she goes, but why does it all seem so familiar? Her search for the truth leads to romance and mystery, but also evokes memories of a previous existence. Is she the reincarnation of a girl who lived many years before she was born? More importantly, is death really on the cards and, if it is, how can she prevent it?
? Extinction or Resurrection
What if God had a sense of humour? In this wry, witty and surprisingly poignant memoir, the Almighty spills the cosmic beans on the grand experiment called Earth. From the Big Bang ("A bit messy, but it got the job done") to the creation of humanity ("They were adorable... at first"), God recounts the triumphs and blunders of creation with sharp insight and a touch of celestial sarcasm.But this is no soothing reassurance. With temperatures rising and species disappearing faster than you can say "sixth extinction," God has a message for humanity: Get it together, or else.Equal parts laugh-out-loud funny and profoundly thought-provoking, this book is the ultimate wake-up call from the ultimate source. Whether you're a believer, a sceptic, or somewhere in between, this book will leave you rethinking your place in the universe - and hopefully turning down the thermostat.Because even God is tired of cleaning up after us.
Wrapping XX24
Lady Seely Clown, a self-proclaimed comedian, chronicles her life on the fictional Planet X during the tumultuous year XX24. Through a humorous and satirical lens, she navigates personal struggles with anxieties, love and career while observing the socio-political drama unfolding around her, including a pivotal election in Invictus Land.Woven within are fantastical elements, social media frenzies, celebrity gossip, and a mysterious alien encounter that changes her life... forever.From a journey of self-discovery to a live-saving mission, it's all love in Lady Seely Clown's world.
The Weans At Rowallan
Step into the enchanting world of "The Weans at Rowallan," a timeless classic that has been lovingly restored and republished by Alpha Editions after decades out of print. This captivating tale, penned by Kathleen Fitzpatrick, invites readers to experience the joys and adventures of childhood in a bygone era. What makes this book truly unique is its ability to transport you to a simpler time, where the innocence and wonder of youth are beautifully captured through the eyes of the spirited children at Rowallan. With themes of friendship, family, and the magic of imagination, this story resonates with readers of all ages, offering both nostalgia and new insights. This edition is more than just a reprint; it is a collector s item and a cultural treasure, meticulously restored for today s and future generations. Whether you're a casual reader or a classic literature aficionado, "The Weans at Rowallan" promises to be a cherished addition to your collection. Rediscover the charm and warmth of this literary gem, and let it inspire and delight you once more.
Zombie Moose of West Bath, Maine
Who wouldn't want to come to Maine and get their brains eaten by a Moose? Just sayin'.So, Gaige thinks he can cure the moose. Sandy wants to steal Gaige's research. Keith wants the moose to die. Idalene wants to rule the world and agrees with Keith. Lottie believes that it is her mission to defeat Satan, who is manifesting in the form of a moose. Harriet wants a picture of the Widgeon. And Professor Zoe falls in love with Professor Yader at a Planet of the Apes festival.
Divots
Step onto the lush greens of literary brilliance with "Divots" by the legendary P. G. Wodehouse, a timeless gem that has been out of print for decades and is now lovingly republished by Alpha Editions. This restored edition is not just a reprint; it s a collector s item and a cultural treasure, meticulously crafted for today s and future generations. "Divots" captures the whimsical charm and wit that only Wodehouse can deliver, weaving tales of golf, camaraderie, and the delightful absurdities of life. Each story is a masterclass in humor and storytelling, offering a unique glimpse into the golden age of literature. Whether you re a casual reader or a devoted collector of classic works, this book promises to enchant and entertain with its timeless appeal. Dive into a world where every page is a stroke of genius, and every character is a testament to Wodehouse s unparalleled talent. Don t miss the chance to own this beautifully restored classic, a must-have for any literary aficionado. Experience the joy of "Divots" and let it tee off a new chapter in your reading journey.
The Diary Of A Nobody
Step into the hilariously mundane world of Charles Pooter, the quintessential everyman, in "The Diary of a Nobody" a timeless comedic masterpiece that has charmed readers for generations. Once out of print for decades, this beloved classic is now beautifully restored and republished by Alpha Editions, ensuring its wit and warmth are preserved for today s and future generations. Join Pooter as he navigates the trivial trials of suburban life with endearing earnestness and unintentional humor. From social faux pas to domestic mishaps, his diary entries capture the absurdity of everyday existence with a charm that is both relatable and timeless. This edition is not just a reprint; it s a collector s item and a cultural treasure, offering a glimpse into Victorian society through the lens of humor and humanity. Whether you're a casual reader seeking a delightful escape or a collector of classic literature, "The Diary of a Nobody" promises to entertain and enlighten. Rediscover this gem and revel in the delightful absurdities of life with Charles Pooter an unforgettable character whose legacy endures.
The Water Goats, And Other Troubles
Discover the whimsical world of "The Water Goats, and Other Troubles" by Ellis Parker Butler, a timeless gem that has been out of print for decades and is now beautifully restored by Alpha Editions. This captivating collection of stories, once lost to time, is a cultural treasure that promises laughter and reflection for today s and future generations. Dive into Butler's masterful storytelling, where humor meets heart in tales that explore the quirks of human nature and the absurdities of everyday life. Each story is a delightful journey, filled with wit and charm, that will leave you pondering long after the last page is turned. This edition is not just a reprint; it s a collector s item, meticulously restored to preserve its original charm while making it accessible to modern readers. Whether you're a casual reader seeking a delightful escape or a collector of classic literature, "The Water Goats, and Other Troubles" is a must-have addition to your library. Embrace the joy of rediscovering a classic that continues to resonate with the universal truths of the human experience.
You Are Here
THE INSTANT #1 SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLERA Good Housekeeping "Book We're Most Looking Forward To" * An Independent Today "Best Fiction Books to Read" * A GQ Magazine (UK) "Best Book of 2024" * A Harper's Bazaar (UK) "Best Novels to Read" * A Daily Record "Best Novel" "Captivating [and] flawless...An affectingly hard-won romance. [Michael is] a sturdy and slyly amusing authority figure, ... flailing amid the debris of a loving marriage gone sour. Marnie is a compulsively witty, winningly cranky near-agoraphobe...Both protagonists are prickly, smart and desperately yearning, but utterly guarded for understandably good reasons. Nicholls builds his own erotic and at times wrenchingly emotional suspense as the would-be lovers reveal past mishaps and surrendered dreams... As in the best romances, we cherish Michael's and Marnie's difficult personalities, and relish the unlikely process that might bring them together. The novel is sharp-tongued and irresistible." -- New York Times Book Review"I finished this novel in two breathless sittings, as invested in its outcome as I would be in the happiness of a friend. This is the magic of You Are Here: warm, generous and funny, it invites readers into the world of Marnie and Michael with the promise that everyone is welcome, and that choosing happiness and being courageous in any small way we can is always possible. I loved this book." -- Kaliane Bradley, author of The Ministry of TimeFrom the internationally bestselling and Booker Prize-longlisted author of One Day, one of the most enduring love stories of its generation, comes an uplifting and unputdownable contemporary romance about second chances.Sometimes you need to get lost to find your way . . .Michael is coming undone. Adrift after his wife's departure, he has begun taking himself on long, solitary walks across the English countryside. Becoming ever more reclusive, he'll do anything to avoid his empty house.Marnie, a witty copy-editor, is stuck. Hiding alone in her London flat, she avoids old friends and any reminders of her rotten, selfish ex-husband. Curled up with a good book, she's battling the long afternoons of a life that feels like it's passing her by.When a persistent mutual friend and some very unpredictable weather conspire to toss Michael and Marnie together in a classic case of forced proximity on the most epic of ten-day hikes, neither of them can think of anything worse. Until, of course, they discover exactly what they've been looking for.Michael and Marnie are on the precipice of a bright future . . . if they can survive the journey.A hilarious, hopeful, and heartwarming romantic comedy--the novel beloved New York Times bestselling author David Nicholls calls "my funniest book yet"--You Are Here is a bittersweet and hopeful story of first encounters, second chances, and finding the way home.
Bunker Bean
Step into the whimsical world of "Bunker Bean," a forgotten gem now revived for the modern reader. Once out of print for decades, this captivating tale by Harry Leon Wilson is now beautifully restored and republished by Alpha Editions, offering a unique blend of humor, charm, and timeless wisdom. Meet Bunker Bean, an endearing underdog whose journey from self-doubt to self-discovery will resonate with anyone who has ever dared to dream. With a touch of mysticism and a dash of comedy, Wilson crafts a narrative that explores themes of identity, courage, and the power of belief. This edition is more than just a reprint; it's a collector's item and a cultural treasure, meticulously restored to preserve its original charm while making it accessible for today s and future generations. Whether you're a casual reader or a classic literature aficionado, "Bunker Bean" promises to enchant and inspire, reminding us all of the magic that lies within. Don't miss the chance to own a piece of literary history that continues to speak to the heart and soul.
Three Men In A Boat (To Say Nothing Of The Dog)
Three Men In A Boat (To Say Nothing Of The Dog) is a humorous exploration of friendship and the unpredictable nature of adventure. The story follows three friends and their dog, who embark on a boating trip along the Thames, hoping to find relief from their imagined ailments and escape the stress of their daily lives. Through their journey, the characters encounter a series of humorous misadventures, reflecting their personalities and the challenges they face in even the simplest of tasks. The narrative highlights the absurdity of their plans, from the initial discussions about their health to the chaotic situations they create along the way. The characters comedic interactions and the lighthearted atmosphere of their journey offer a delightful commentary on human nature, friendship, and the unpredictability of life. Their experiences serve as a reminder that sometimes the best moments are the ones that come from the most unexpected circumstances. With its witty observations and playful tone, the novel captures the charm and comedy of embarking on an adventure with good friends.
Going Nowhere Slow
Going Nowhere Slow is a razor-sharp, darkly comic coming-of-age novel about dead-end ambition, failed relationships, and the long, strange road to figuring yourself out. Thurston Ford is a drifting college dropout with a penchant for doodling, shrugging, and disappointing everyone who's ever cared about him. When his gothic girlfriend Martha kicks him out, Thurston trades a life of ramen-fueled codependency for an ill-prepared cross-country trek into the American Nowhere. But Thurston is just one traveler. Hawkins creates a stunning cast: a tech CEO, a Midwestern ladies' fellowship group, and a state succession movement all converging on one unsuspecting tourist town. Thurston is forced to confront his mediocrity, privilege, and the question he's avoided his whole life: What if no one thinks about you? Both painfully funny and surprisingly tender, Going Nowhere Slow captures the awkward, aching stretch between adolescence and adulthood with biting wit and quirky honesty.
High Impact Insensitivity
Mark Goodenough's just made the biggest blunder in New Zealand sports broadcasting history. He's been fired from his job in radio and humiliated on air. His girlfriend has dumped him for his ex-best friend, and he's about to go viral in the worst possible way.But there is a chink of light on the horizon. Waiheke Island Radio, a local access station, has a position available. It's his last shot for a career in broadcasting. Little does h e know that the station is the focus of a sinister plot that goes right to the highest levels of government.Mark must not allow complaints to shut the station down, yet must manage a boundary pushing gender-fluid crew, drug taking villains, a funeral picketing priest, a nazi, and a dog going wild on air. Amongst the framing, hacking, intrigue, sabotage, a cyclone, and a Christmas parade, Mark finds himself in the thick of it. He and the team battle to save access radio.
Pocket Dog Danny
All good stories include a "pocket dog," and Pocket Dog Danny has some great ones to share! For Danny, a hotdog is the trigger to positive emotions and gratitude for special moments in his life. The second book of this children's series triggers fun fishing memories for Danny and comes with interactive pages for kids to write down fun memories of their own! Check out what happens to Pocket Dog Danny and his Uncle Ronnie that one day on the pontoon....
The Second Chance
A hilarious, emotional and thought-provoking book club read for fans of David Nicholls and Cecelia Ahern. ------------------ Nell has always known the date she's going to die. After a psychic predicted her death date twenty years ago, she has lived life accepting she would never see forty - embracing adventure and travelling the world, choosing fun over commitment and laying down roots.So, when the fateful day comes, Nell feels ready. She sends five excruciatingly honest confessions to her sister, parents and past loves, knowing she won't be around to face the consequences. Then, with her heart laid bare, all that's left to do is check into a glamorous hotel and wait for the inevitable...But when Nell unexpectedly wakes up the next morning broke, single and very much alive, she must figure out exactly how to seize this second chance at life. And then it also hits her: What on earth happens now that everyone knows how she really feels? This is the perfect book club read for fans of David Nicholls, Holly Smale and Beth O'Leary, asking what it is that makes for a life well lived. ------------------ 'A thought-provoking, funny, delight of a book, I couldn't put it down!' SOPHIE COUSENS
Spirit Level
Danny Hook is a directionless 20-something year old fresh out of therapy. Dealing with his disappointed family and dead-end career, he's sure things couldn't get much worse, until a drink-driving accident leaves his best friend Nudge dead. Danny also discovers he can see ghosts - but only when he's drunk. Saddled with a best friend who can't leave his side, they must figure out what's going on and why Nudge can't cross over. Can Danny negotiate family life, therapy and a ghost that refuses to fade into the background before time runs out?
