Goat Diary
A rollicking look at the bucolic life the author never expected to have. The work, heartache, troubles, laughter, and joy all have their place here.
Serving Up Some Funny House Specials
Giggles, giggles, and more giggles! Is there such a thing as too much laughter? "NO!" says author Lisa DeMarco, aka America's Funniest Waitress. A transplant to the Sunshine State, this native Jersey girl prides herself on being able to make total strangers laugh out loud. She believes it is her mission in life to feed the world, while also serving up their daily dose of funnies. Serving Up Some Funny House Specials is her latest ray of tasty delights, plucked from her enormous private stash of jokes. This is her third book in the Serving Up Some Funny series, which includes Adult Menu and Leftovers. House Specials is a tribute to the fabulous men and women who shared their spicy, sassy, tasteless tales with her while she served her 30-plus-year sentence in the hospitality industry. She feels privileged to have met all these kind folks she labeled her "jokesters." Sadly, most of them have since passed away. "What better way could I honor their memories than to serve up their original, blue-plate special for the world to enjoy? Generations of pure, light-hearted laughter are just waiting to fill your soul. And that's what it's all about, isn't it?" For more jokes, visit Lisa at www.laughswithlisa.com or visit her weekly at www.thevillagesnews.com. She will introduce you to all the unique personalities she has met over the years. About The Author: Once upon a time, in a land called "Sillyville," a fantastic storyteller named Lisa DeMarco was known for sharing her entertaining tales to anyone who would listen. She dreamt about expanding her audience, and thus began her writing career. "I am all about making strangers laugh out loud so I can make the giggles echo."
The Quest
What if Ultimate Power wasn't meant for you? The Quest is unending action in a fantasy world of countless dangers. The most humorous, action packed fantasy tale you will read this year! Pursued by a hideous evil and thrown into a journey across a treacherous land. three beings travel to save their ancient world. Mysteries must be solved, creatures battled and secrets discoveried before they can claim the ultimate prize! The Quest is a novel of adventure and humor. Think Shrek meets Lord of the Rings. An amulet of great power will change three lives forever. Burbon, a trader in rare curiosities hires the strength of Stonewall to protect him while Taro's crossbow threatens his claim. The amulet is the key to a greater power that must not fall into the wrong hands!
The World`s Worst Assistant
***An Instant New York Times Bestseller*** A Goodreads Choice Nominee for Best Humor Book One of Vulture's Best Comedy Books of 2022 One of Business Insider's Best Books About Celebrities One of NPR's Books We Love in 2022 One of Hudson's Best Books of 2022 One of Audible's Best of Audiobooks of 2022 From Conan O'Brien's longtime assistant and cohost of his podcast, Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, a completely hilarious and irreverent how-to guide for becoming a terrible, yet unfireable employee, spilling her trade secrets for minimizing effort while maximizing the rewards. Sona Movsesian didn't wake up one day and decide to become the World's Worst Assistant. Achieving such greatness is a gradual process--one that starts with long hours and hard work before it eventually descends into sneaking low-dosage edibles into your lunch and napping on your boss's couch. With a foreword from Conan O'Brien, The World's Worst Assistant is populated with hysterical black-and-white illustrations, comics, and more. It's a mixture of how-tos (like How to Nap at Work and How to Watch TV at Your Desk), tips for becoming untouchable (like memorizing social security and credit card numbers and endearing yourself to friends and family), and incredible personal stories from Sona's twelve years spent working for Conan that put their adorable closeness and professional dysfunction on display. In these pages, Sona will explain her descent from eager, hard-working, ambitious, detail-orientated assistant to self-awarded title-holder for the worst in history. This book is irresistible fun you'll want to give to every young professional in your life. For readers of heartfelt humor like that of Phoebe Robinson and Colin Jost, The World's Worst Assistant is a chance for fans, viewers, and listeners of Conan's shows and podcast to fall in love with Sona and Conan all over again.
Humor All The Way
This is a humorous book on aging and her personal observations on life experiences. Renee' tends to see the humor in just about any situation and you will laugh along with her. She doesn't miss much and her observations tend to be on target. She invites her readers to sit back, enjoy the laughs and remember that HUMOR IS THE RX for LIFE.
Why Not to Have Children
Need reasons not to have children? This guide contains EVERY reason, as if you needed any! Sarcasm twists will be sure to make this informative book entertaining. Be sure to check out the Crime Child Zodiac section to see what type of adult your child will become. From being hideous to simply diseased or unappreciative, this will cover all the bases of why not to have a child.
The Encyclopedia of Very Important Events Through Modern History
So, you know about history's biggest events... but do you know the story behind them? Knowledge is power - we've all heard that before and seen it proven right. Because of this, learning a bit of history can help us not make the same mistakes in the future. History, after all, is one big series of lessons we can apply to our present to avoid repeating the biggest errors ever made. The main problem is that sometimes history can get... kind of boring (sorry, historians!). But we're changing that for good. Divided into 54 incredibly engaging and well-told stories representing the biggest and most influential events that have taken place throughout modern history, The Encyclopedia of Very Important Events Through Modern History compiles humorous, inspiring, tragic and even disastrous stories that shaped the world to become - for better or for worse - what we know it as today. Discover the truth that led to the most massive events in history, such as: - Isaac Newton and his apple - you know the story, right? But what if I told you the whole tale was a LOT more complex than simply a falling fruit? - You may be aware that WWI began with an assassination, but did you know that it was a wrong turn by a driver that set the stage for the world's second bloodiest war? Yikes! - And we all know how messy a divorce can get... but what about a divorce that caused a literal religious war across an entire nation and set half the country on fire... literally! This book will help you unlock the entire truth behind the largest events in history so get ready; it's a fascinating read. Grab a copy of The Encyclopedia of Very Important Events through Modern History and learn the historical facts and stories most people don't know about the events we all know!
God Grants His First Divorce
What does a technology-dependent family need to bring on a canoe trip? What happens when teachers work remotely while their students are in the school building? Who is the real expert on cleaning out a cluttered basement?Each comedy sketch in this collection takes a simple idea and plays it out to outlandish proportions. A hands-on audio course that teaches its students how to install a toilet while they're driving. A timeshare company that offers part ownership of a variety of cats with peculiar needs and personalities. Instructions for installing radiant floor heat that includes a large bottle of Scotch and a case of Kleenex on the list of items needed and takes 189 days to complete.Jump into the absurdity, ridiculousness, and hilarity of these stories, and it will soon become clear why God grants his first divorce.
God Grants His First Divorce
What does a technology-dependent family need to bring on a canoe trip? What happens when teachers work remotely while their students are in the school building? Who is the real expert on cleaning out a cluttered basement?Each comedy sketch in this collection takes a simple idea and plays it out to outlandish proportions. A hands-on audio course that teaches its students how to install a toilet while they're driving. A timeshare company that offers part ownership of a variety of cats with peculiar needs and personalities. Instructions for installing radiant floor heat that includes a large bottle of Scotch and a case of Kleenex on the list of items needed and takes 189 days to complete.Jump into the absurdity, ridiculousness, and hilarity of these stories, and it will soon become clear why God grants his first divorce.
50 Crazy Funny Short Novels for Adults
Have you been feeling overly stressed lately? Give yourself a break from your nuclear surroundings to have a read and crack a smile. With this book you can cheer up and discover:  That there is evidence and insight that certain sea creatures had sex with a human. Why having dementia can be a good thing if you're up to no good. How inherently stupid kids believe in fortunetellers. Why it is useful to have an eccentric uncle in the Texas Panhandle. Why you should avoid having adventures in a sauna. 50 Entertaining Funny Short Novels for Adults is a beautifully woven together collection of the funniest and at times true-to-life stories our mother Earth has to offer. People do the craziest things, mostly out of sheer natural stupidity, and this book shows stories born in madness, the craziest misadventures and hysterical anecdotes that will make your stomach clench with laughter; you also will be exposed to weird talking points and occasionally interesting insights. This book is best suited for everyone, but mainly for mature adults. A welcome relief for long lonely nights and situations that simply require distraction. Keep it at home to entertain friends and family, gift it to a friend, or package it up for a still suffering creature or a long lost lover. This book will help you in many ways. Get, or give, hours of entertainment, just scroll up and hit the buy button now!
Nobody Listens
Rarely has someone captured the essence of communication gaps and misunderstandings better than former teacher and football coach, Warren Whittaker, in his ground-breaking book "Nobody Listens". With a minimum of carefully chosen words, Mr. Whittaker expound on cool Hand Luke's unforgettable expression of wisdom "what we have here is a failure to communicate." To read this book is to truly understand what happens when nobody listens.
Counter Steer
Counter Steer is a series of humorous memoir, short stories, and essays on the life and travels of a motorcyclist. Just like counter steer on a motorcycle, you sometimes have to steer directly at the problem before veering away from it. V Ron Krug had been a part of motorcycling for over 43 years.
THE GRILLED BOOK Jokes and cartoons about barbecue
Everything catches fire in this book. It's packed with sharply fried short and silly jokes, as well as well cooked cartoons on the subject of barbecuing that will set the gourmet heart of every barbecue master into ecstasy. Start from the grill masters pole position into barbecue orgy of hearty humour. Other books of Ricky Roogle: ***** The pointless book ***** The useless book
Well, This Is Exhausting
From Bustle columnist and Twitter sensation Sophia Benoit, this "charming and often laugh-out-loud funny" (Vogue) memoir-in-essays explores the ins and outs of modern womanhood--from finding feminism, the power of pop culture, and how to navigate life's constant double standards--perfect for fans of Shrill and PEN15. Like so many women, Sophia spent her formative years struggling to do the "right" thing--to make others comfortable, to take minimal and calculated risks, to live up to society's expectations--only to realize that there was so little payoff to this tiresome balancing act. Tired of trying so hard, Sophia finally let go of the crushing pressure to be perfect. She navigates the highs and lows of the dating world (high: being a beta tester for Bumble; low: hastily shaving her legs before a hotel hookup and getting blood all over the sheets), and walks the line between being a "chill" girl and making sure her boyfriend's nonchalance about altitude sickness doesn't get him killed. She learns what it means to be a feminist, how to embrace her own voice, and when to listen to women who have been through more and have been doing the work longer. With topics ranging from how to be the life of the party (even when you have crippling anxiety), to an ill-fated consultation with a dietician who deemed Sophia's overindulgence in ketchup a serious health risk, to a masterful argument for why no one should judge you for having an encyclopedic knowledge of reality TV, Well, This Is Exhausting is not only "one of the funniest books you'll read this year, but it's also one of the most important" (Shondaland).
Penny & Maria the Donkey's Journey to the Temple of Athena
"Maria the Donkey" was written based on a true story. The author is one of those people who was born with a great love of animals and a deep sensitivity to them. As we often learn in life, however, the things we love the most can sometimes be our greatest challenges. It seems that this is the case with our animal loving author. While trying to get close to the animals that crossed her path, the author experienced many a misadventure throughout her life. She refers to these incidents as her "critter calamities". In this particular story, a trip to the Temple of Athena on the beautiful Greek Island of Rhodes presented her with a chance to fulfill a lifetime desire to ride a donkey. This dream come true opportunity takes a turn toward the unexpected, presenting the author with one of her most exciting, but frightening calamities.
Hockey Moms Aren’t Crazy!
Give your mother the perfect gift: this humorous tribute to Hockey Moms everywhere with funny illustrations, jokes, and true stories. Hockey Moms... if we can't laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at? (Besides Soccer Moms!) Author Jody M. Anderson is a passionate mom and an avid hockey fan, and this funny book pays tribute to Hockey Moms everywhere with hilarious illustrations and lively jokes. It even includes short funny stories from Hockey Moms and hockey greats-like Mike Eruzione, captain of the "Miracle on Ice" 1980 Winter Olympics national team! You'll appreciate the book's humorous perspective on everything from early mornings to travel to playing time--and let's not forget the second mortgage you'll need to pay for it all! Get a list of acceptable pet names. Find out how a ferret accidentally ended up in a team's locker room. Hear from a Hockey Mom whose son won a Stanley Cup! Inside you'll find rib-tickling jokes riotous illustrations real-live stories Finally, there's a hockey book that gives us the credit we deserve! (Well, okay, our kids deserve a little credit, too.)
Melodrama
The action takes plays on a Paper Mill in some out-post of the universe. This is a Melodrama in one act, complete with all the requirements: a pure and innocent heroine, a dastardly villain, a pathetic hero and a glamorous villainess. Unbeknown to the heroine, Verity Lovegood, she inherits a fortune. The villain, Horace Hucklebank, is an unscrupulous tracing agent who plans to marry her to inherit her millions. However the maiden spurns his advances and falls instead, for the insipid hero, Percival Peasporridge. Outraged, Horace conspires with an equally unscrupulous young woman, Cassandra Beenabout, to do away with Verity and lay their hands on her fortune. They plot a dire fate for her and lure her out to the repulper in the dead of night. The play demands a moustached and sleazy villain, gross overacting, peanuts to throw at the villain, and plenty of boos and hisses.
Thank You for the Honesty
A story about dating and heartbreak during the pandemic and how I learned to be there for myself when no one else was.
Fluff to Muff
Fluff to Muff is a humorous adult picture book that follows Fluff, a cat who makes the life of his owner, Mother, rather difficult. From puking hairballs to rubbing his butt in her face to interrupting sex, Fluff's behavior defies his innocent name and small stature. And of course, Fluff likes to end each day just as he started, snuggled up in his favorite spot: against Mother's muff. Set in a present-day, thirteen story apartment and inspired by true events, Fluff to Muff details the lovingly mischievous antics recognizable to all cat owners.
Fluff to Muff
Fluff to Muff is a humorous adult picture book that follows Fluff, a cat who makes the life of his owner, Mother, rather difficult. From puking hairballs to rubbing his butt in her face to interrupting sex, Fluff's behavior defies his innocent name and small stature. And of course, Fluff likes to end each day just as he started, snuggled up in his favorite spot: against Mother's muff. Set in a present-day, thirteen story apartment and inspired by true events, Fluff to Muff details the lovingly mischievous antics recognizable to all cat owners.
The Monster Moms
Meet the monster moms and the slippery eel, laugh at the antics of the mean, lazy moms. Marvel at the avenging moms. Learn how to control THE ALIEN with the help of THE INVISIBLE MOMS. Play rummy with THE DRAGON GRANDMA, Beware of THE GURM MONSTER, check whether you are a TIGER MOM? These and many more interesting characters are here to make your motherhood journey fun. Life is a fun journey with the Tourist moms. Laugh out loud at the exam-evaders, the junkgobblers, the pushy and competitive moms, the mad, moody, magical moms.
Carry On, Jeeves
Written by renowned humorist P. G. Wodehouse, Carry On, Jeeves is a collection of ten short stories that follow well-loved characters Bertie Wooster and his valet Jeeves. Wodehouse is best known for these characters and the multiple stories that feature them, and Carry On, Jeeves is only one selection of the series. In Wodehouse's verse, Bertie is a rich English traveler whose less-than-intelligent choices often land him in trouble. Jeeves, his valet, is known to use his smarts in order to save Bertie, or one of his friends, from numerous conflicts. Bertie and Jeeves are often referred to as "one of the great comic double-acts of all time" and have inspired movies, television shows, and even musicals. In this collection, filled with the usual humorous hijinks of Jeeves and Wooster, readers will find stories such as Jeeves Takes Charge, which tells of how Jeeves came to work for Bertie-and how Jeeves first saves Bertie from an unhappy engagement. This classic, timeless duo bring their quirky friends, dastardly plots, and hilarious exchanges to their stories time and time again thanks to Wodehouse's ingenious comedic writing.
Goodnight Dorm Room
Gift graduating seniors a funny college survival book that blends bittersweet advice with laugh-out-loud, full-color illustrations in this bestselling parody guide for soon-to-be freshmen.This humorous and sentimental graduation gift for anyone heading off to college is the perfect way to honor their accomplishment and launch them into the next phase of life with practical tips and clever wisdom for navigating their new academic journey.You're off to college--it's going to be life-changing! Follow this book's advice to make it unforgettable: - College packing checklist: what to bring, what to ditch - Tips for choosing the right college classes - How teaching assistants can save your GPA - Why dorm flip flops are non-negotiable - How often to wash your sheets (yes, really) - Best spots to meet new college friends - Strategies for balancing academics and social life - And so much more!
Who Let This Guy in the White House
A political satire novel about a businessman named Donald Trumpet who is fed up with the way the politicians are running the government in Washington D.C. so he throws his "Make America Terrific Again" hat into the ring for President and wins. He quickly finds out that he has few friends In Washington and a lot of political enemies, but he wants what's best for the American people.
Garfield Road Pizza
Pizza always delivers! Any way you slice it, Garfield loves pizza. Without it, he's a wreck. His like-minded fans will surely savor this piping-hot new collection of deliciously funny comics. Life is short. Eat now, and you can rest in pizza.
Bad Dad Jokes
Bad dad puns - that's how eye roll. You could say that I wrote the book on bad dad jokes. It's poor form to tell dad jokes if you're not really a dad, because that would be a ... faux pa.This collection is divided by category, including: SportsComputersGeographyMathematicsNatureSchoolPoliticsScience...and many more!
Dear Norman
Over the course of four years, A.J. Schmitz sent hundreds of stupid, funny and absurd emails to a variety of random companies under the pseudonym Norman "Willy" Frillman. These emails were so dumb, he was convinced no one would respond. But not only did they respond, they sent him coupons, stickers and other free stuff! Originally posted on Norman's cult website Really Funny Emails, these ridiculous emails are now collected in DEAR NORMAN for your reading pleasure.
Stinker Lets Loose!
The outrageous cinematic hit of 1977 is FINALLY back in book form (after 40 years!) and ready to be consumed again by movie lovers of all stars and stripes!Our favorite deep-fried Dixie is Letting Loose as only a Stinker can. With old pals Boner and Jimbo along for the crazy ride, plus mountain boy Buck and Rascal the chimp, the rowdy gang hits the highways and biways of Bicentennial America and meets scores of beautiful Southern gals, reams of trecherous villains, and even . . . the Big Man!Will Stinker truly Let Loose? Or will Big Government and the Smokeys bring him down?This novelization comes complete with more than 25 exciting black and white photo stills from the movie, as well as original ads that appeared in the 1977 book . . . and a new blurb from the great David Sedaris!
Mind Doodles
What happens when your thoughts are full of sparks and spirited stories are bursting to be told? Treena Innes has provided life thoughts in a Mind Doodle style that lets the reader unzip the colourful words, then unpack the free-wheeling, zig zagging ideas and questions around these lively, genuine reflections. Readers will join this Mind Doodle journey that will challenge their own experiences and entice an endless flow of questions while being entertained. Vibrant, raw and quirky just begins to describe these stories within stories that will perk you up to contemplate your own life musings.
They Call Me Frederick The Landlord
Three buildings, 7 suites, 45 appliances and 40 illustrations. Add 12 years as a Landlord to that and you get 107 chapters of raw humour, You'll laugh, you'll cry and you'll say "I don't believe it", but it's all true! Fred Miller is about to take you on a journey through those chaotic years and he guarantees you'll never look at life the same way ever again. So buckle up...it's going to be a bumpy ride.
The Real Yahoo
Alvy Clemens is having a bad day. Poor little Alvy. And he expects no one to feel sorry for him.
King-Sized Lovin'
Darryl Johnson is a typical inner-city twenty-something who has been unlucky in love, having had failed relationship after failed relationship, who hangs out at the local bar that his friend, Dave Clarksville owns, with a whole assortment of characters who have nicknamed themselves after candy bars. Then, one day, Darryl meets this pretty girl from accounting, named Tyreshia Banks.He asks Tyreshia to lunch, and they soon fall madly in love, but will their relationship last, or will this be another failed relationship for poor Darryl?
They Grow Down So Darn Fast
Carol Anne Smith is a normal, little girl whose middle-class family lives in the suburbs of New York.Her father is an inventor who, one day, invents this machine that can make any item either grow, or shrink, from it's original size, but Carol Anne becomes an unwitting guinea-pig when the family cat, named Snowy, knocks the machine, called a re-atomizer, over, activating the machine, and turning Carol Anne into a doll-house figurine miniature of herself, and she must now live in her doll-house and watch out for dangers that were mere minor annoyances to her in the past, including the family cat, who turns on her. Can Carol Anne survive until her father can get the needed replacement parts to make the re-atomizer work again, or will Carol Anne be relegated to living her life in her doll-house, in total and abject fear of her surroundings? Find out in this gripping new novel
The 9 Lives of Danny Foster
Meet Danny Foster as he meanders through life, actually through nine lives! Danny takes you on his journey as he shares stories of his near-death, nearly near-death, and almost nearly near-death experiences. You laugh, maybe cry, mostly laugh (okay- some crying) at these nine stories of coming of age and coming to grips with the fragility of life.You'll walk with Danny as he is almost abducted, electrocuted, held captive by an army in a foreign country, in a high-speed chase, risks a head-on collision, needs numerous life-saving operations, and is slammed to the ground over and over by an Olympic wrestling medalist.Along the way, you'll delve into how time-travel, Buster Brown shoes, Rollie Fingers, fruit kabobs, Killer Kowalski, good-looking doctors, being husky, Little League, South Africa, nicknames, bingo, the metric system, the 5-Finger Spider Death Grip, New Age music, grade school playgrounds, making beds, beer, mailboxes, driving in England, swimming nude, Stonehenge, and government plots all play a role in Danny's adventures.Danny helps unlock the secrets to staying one step ahead of the Grim Reaper, staying out of the path of the Pale Rider, and what to do when Death comes knocking at your door (hint: pretend you're not at home). Each humorous anecdote explores how to face our deepest fears and realize that our focus in life may not be about how we might die- but how we might live!Danny shares his heart-warming stories of lessons lived and lessons learned. In the end, he sees triumph and hope in every circumstance. Ultimately, realizing that life is fragile, and life is a gift!This is the perfect book for those that enjoy real-life stories of life's challenges, facing our fears, and insights on living our potential each day. Its lighthearted approach is a perfect way to delve into issues of our own mortality and how to live life to the fullest. It's a humorous, uplifting, and joyous celebration of living in each moment and recognizing the beauty of life!
I'm not a copywriter, but...
Stand-up comedy. Speechwriting. Pro wrestling? Somehow, these oddball life choices led Josh Womack to copywriting. In his debut book, he talks about these experiences and more. If you're a junior or mid-level copywriter out there still trying to find your way, congrats! So is the author of this book. Have fun and keep slingin'.
Peanuts Be More Charlie Brown
A humorous and thoughtful pocket-size guide to living life your own way, inspired by Charlie Brown, the most philosophical member of the Peanuts gang. Learn how to soldier on through everything life throws at you with Charlie Brown and the Peanuts gang.Good grief! Charlie Brown deals with disappointment on a daily basis, overcomes bullies, and keeps on going despite the frequent ennui of life. Develop your own unique philosophical and questioning outlook, give a big sigh, and be more like Charlie Brown with this humorous, thoughtful guide to life, perfect for holidays and all year round. With original Charles M. Schulz comic-strip artwork accompanied by sharp witticisms and sage advice, Be More Charlie Brown is the perfect gift for friends, family, and colleagues who need guidance on bouncing back from everyday struggles and developing their own unique wisdom. Stand up to the Lucy in your life, learn how to confess your love for your valentine, and find the courage to kick that football! (c) 2022 PEANUTS Worldwide LLC
Puns Are Fun and I Ain't Done
In the whole scheme of things, we're only here for a short time. Find things that you enjoy doing. Don't hate! How did we learn to hate? From our parents? When we move out, we start out own values. Do we hate when people make fun of us or take our things? Move away from that situation. What makes us worry? Money and acceptance. Money - buy a small house, pay it off early. You'll never have another mortgage payment. Acceptance - do things that make you happy; don't try to please everybody.
The Adventures of Jeffrey
Follow the adventures of Jeffrey! He is known as Procambarus Alleni to scientists. Jeffrey is a very special electric blue miniature lobster. He lives an extraordinary life filled with adventure and fun. This entertaining and informative story will broaden inquisitive minds. This delightful story will also inspire kids to reach for their dreams.
Ponder On It, Pilgrims
Travel back in time with Charles Hamm to enjoy storied wisdom masterfully told by a Texan cowboy and veteran. Overcome the hardships of life as you journey through a collection of stories, common sense, and tales from another time. Commune with the critters, wrestle with war and triumph over tears in this heartfelt memoir that reads like a carefully crafted scrapbook of a life well-lived. Charles Hamm brings Southern wisdom to life by offering up his own lifelong experience in a compelling collection of memories. Filled with heartwarming tales of grit and tenacity, Ponder On It, Pilgrims invites us all to see the world from a new perspective. "A pilgrim is someone on a journey. We're all pilgrims on this journey called life."Follow Charles as he introduces his Four Golden Questions and indulges in short stories of how these questions have shaped his actions, thoughts, and journey throughout life. By taking in the memories of a once young Marine to his now daily habits as a well-lived cowboy, husband, and public speaker, you will learn to apply the Four Golden Questions to your own life. Consider how a wise man thinks, speaks, acts, and feels, and come to understand the power of self-reflection in personal growth. "I have observed over the years that there is something therapeutic in simply asking this question. I see it in my own life and in others when I ask them. As a person is ponderin' it, stress and anxiety give way to a proactive mindset focused on making the best decision possible-being wise. Foraging for this answer takes you beyond reacting emotionally, in the heat of the moment, to a studied, measured solution. 'What would a wise person do?' 'What would a wise person say?" Ready to wise up yourself? Join Charles around the virtual campfire as he spins his tales and shares his wit, wisdom, and Texas humor by taking a flip through his first book, Ponder On It, Pilgrims!
You're Kidding... I'm A Senior?
Renee has a keen eye for observing the aging process. In her view, there are a million laughs to be had and enjoyed by all with these processes which we all go through. Her pithy sayings are hilarious, helpful and always true. Each new year leads to bizarre discoveries and humorous conclusions about the realities of growing older or as she prefers to think of it the GROWING UP period. This book will have you looking at your own growing up period with many laughs and more enjoyment.
