Misadventures in Adulting
In the cluttered apartment of thirty-something Brian, a series of hilarious misadventures unfold, revealing the absurd realities of adult life that many would rather laugh off than confront. As Brian struggles with the pressures of a nine-to-five job, a charmingly eccentric roommate named Lucy, and the dubious antics of their utterly inappropriate neighbors, the line between chaos and comedy blurs hilariously. With plenty of awkward moments, misguided dating escapades, and the looming specter of responsibility, Brian slowly learns that growing up doesn't mean losing one's sense of humor.
Righteous Rebellion
A quirk of fate has enabled the donation of a history-altering amount of cash to the ministry of a popular religious leader in a solidly Conservative state. Having interpreted the donation as a sign from above, the pastor has divined its purpose: to enable his state's formal secession from the Union and to have their U.S. Senator appointed President of the newly created country.The public announcement of this outrageous move is met with wild approval by the citizens of the former state and abject horror by the rest of the world, including a dedicated reporter who makes it her mission to bring down the revolution.As it struggles to form a new nation, the rogue republic encounters a series of existential challenges, both within its government and among its increasingly beleaguered citizenry.With its very survival at stake, it is forced to take increasingly bold risks to keep its grip on power, including an audacious gambit that pits the tiny nation against the mighty United States itself.The jaw-dropping, chilling, and sometimes outright hilarious results will keep readers, both for and against the concept of secession, reading late into the night.
Let's Get Frank
It's been seven years since The Government Goose made his first appearance in the office, and now we find ourselves looking down the barrel at book number eleven! Here we get to meet the new guy - Frank! He's lost his skin, has absolutely no dress sense, and after two days in the office decides he's going to become a professional football star! No wonder Lynne has gone back into the ladies loos to look for Jim's goldfish! If you want crazy, if you want mayhem, and if you want to witness life on the side of the world where people stand upside down ... then you MUST get this book!!! And as we keep asking ourselves in the office ... who's Frank?
Sex
This book, "Sex: The Funny Handy Guide to Getting Lucky," is designed to bring moments of laughter to a sensitive subject while offering genuinely good advice. It delves into the various perspectives and strategies some men believe are essential to win over women. With humor as its primary tool, this guide aims to make the discussion of sex more approachable and enjoyable.While the book does not intend to offend, it's important to acknowledge that some readers might find certain passages distasteful. The content reflects the reality of human nature and the undeniable truth that sex is a powerful motivator for many men. This guide explores the humorous side of this motivation, shedding light on the often awkward and funny attempts men make in their pursuit of romance and intimacy.By blending comedy with practical tips, the book provides a unique approach to understanding the male perspective on sex and attraction. It encourages readers to laugh at the absurdities of the dating world while also gaining insights into the behaviors and thoughts that drive men. Whether you're looking to enhance your dating life or simply enjoy a good laugh, "Sex: The Funny Handy Guide to Getting Lucky" offers a lighthearted yet informative take on the age-old quest for love and connection.
Salty Pickle
I'm headed to New York to confront the man I met on New Year's Eve eight months ago. With my goat. And...I'm eight months pregnant.The man I'm meeting in his fancy New York office is the saltiest hunk of male beauty you never want to cross. He wouldn't know a smile if you drew one on his face.I slept with him on a dare. Yes, we used protection.Faulty protection, apparently.I was going to raise the baby in my Colorado yurt with my pet goat Matilda. My two best girlfriends were going to be the other moms, but their lives moved on.I'm a yoga teacher with forty dollars to my name. I had to hitchhike to get here.I didn't have a goat-sitter, so I'm loading Matilda onto the subway and headed to Wall Street.It's time to confront a salty baby daddy in a place called Pickle Media.--Salty Pickle is a salty-sunshine story between a city boy and a country girl who are thrown together with a newborn, a goat, and a goat baby, and more poop cleanup than should ever grace the pages of a romance novel, but here we are. It's part of the Top 100 Pickleverse of rom coms, but you do not need to read any of the other books before this one. You can start your wild adventure with the Pickle family right here.
HOLD-ON to your Seat
Here we go again on yet another Goose-filled adventure. This time The Government Goose and his marsupial misfits Reg and Barry end up in the middle of an old cow paddock in South Australia's Muzza Bizza, working in a fake car factory created by a crazy jet-propelled fairy named Pauline! You cannot miss this next instalment of insanity folks or you just won't forgive yourselves! So HOLD-ON to your seats, rev those engines, and do another 'burn-out' around that imaginary factory down by the river, dedicated to all the Holden car enthusiasts right round Australia!! BRRRRM!!!!
Pirates! an Aaargh to Z Guide
Back despite popular demand is this delightful little book all about Pirates. It will take you through their daily life, journeying right from Aaargh to Z. Find out how pirates learnt from squirrels, and why you should never play a pirate at cards. All aboard.
Plays Well with Others
In the vein of Where'd You Go, Bernadette and Fleishman Is in Trouble, a wickedly funny and incisive debut novel following a mother trapped in the rat race of NYC parenting as her life unravels."Funny, relatable fiction for anyone who thinks they're above the fray but still want to read all about it."--People"Heavenly hilarity for readers."--Good HousekeepingIt takes a village...just not this one. Annie Lewin is at the end of her rope. She's a mother of three young children, her workaholic husband is never around, and the vicious competition for spots in New York City's kindergartens is heating up. A New York Times journalist-turned-parenting-advice-columnist for an internet start-up, Annie can't help but judge the insanity of it all--even as she finds herself going to impossible lengths to secure the best spot for her own son.As Annie comes to terms with the infinitesimal odds of success, her intensifying rivalry with hotshot lawyer Belinda Brenner--a deliciously hateful nemesis, what with her perfectly curated bento box lunches and effortless Instagram chic--pushes her to the brink. Of course, this newly raw and unhinged version of Annie is great for the advice column: the more she spins out, the more clicks and comments she gets.But when she commits a ghastly social faux pas that goes viral, she's forced to confront the question: is she really any better than the cutthroat parents she always judged?A shimmering epistolary novel incorporating emails, group texts, advice columns, newspaper profiles, and more, Plays Well with Others is a whip-smart, genuinely funny romp through the minefield of modern motherhood. But beneath its fast-paced, satirical veneer, Brickman gives us a fresh, open-hearted, all-too-real take on what it means to be a parent--fierce love, craziness, and all.
Queenie Pugweenie
Queenie experiences some Christmas traditions and even meets Santa.
Unexpectingly Happily Ever After
"All Casey ever wanted was to be a mom, but triplets !!" "...more Casey and J.B. magic!" Having a baby was all Casey ever wanted. All it took was a drunken night with roommate J.B., along with an expired condom for Casey to get everything she ever dreamed about...and more.Six years after giving birth to triplets, married life with J.B. is a dream come true for Casey. She embraces being a soccer mom and the family trips to the grocery store...now if she could only keep the kids from eating the olives out of her martinis. She's on route to Las Vegas for a pre-wedding girls' weekend- her BFF's fourth trip down the aisle-when hubby J.B. asks the most unexpected question.Do you want another baby?Casey's dream is to be a mother, but this time she's surprised to find answering the question isn't as easy as she expected.Find out how babies have changed Casey and J.B. in the sequel to Unexpecting!
Home Stretch
A Bevy of Astonishing Illustrations and Sparkling Dialogues! Home Stretch (For All My Friends Over Sixty) is a stunning collection of vibrant original artwork by seven diverse artists that compliments 100+ short, pithy conversations. Mature, reflective people of diverse beliefs, orientations, races, and ethnicities all over the world express poignant thoughts or share funny perspectives on the worst and the best of the golden age of life. HS (FAMFO60) might be that bedside book that is a frequent resource for humor, beauty, and hope.
Home Stretch
A Bevy of Astonishing Illustrations and Sparkling Dialogues! Home Stretch (For All My Friends Over Sixty) is a stunning collection of vibrant original artwork by seven diverse artists that compliments 100+ short, pithy conversations. Mature, reflective people of diverse beliefs, orientations, races, and ethnicities all over the world express poignant thoughts or share funny perspectives on the worst and the best of the golden age of life. HS (FAMFO60) might be that bedside book that is a frequent resource for humor, beauty, and hope.
Soup to Nuts
What does it take to be happy?Laurie Gilquist figures it takes the normal way-markers in lifeCar, wife, house, kids. At 23 years old he longs for the day whenhe can start living.But when he finds a painting--quite possibly a 16th centurypriceless still life in the linen cupboard, his luck and life are about to changeOn his unlikely journey across Europe to find the owner of the painting and a wayward father, he finds friendship, a gift for helping people and a belief that folks are the same the world over.But-that's after being run over, escaping near death, chased bygangsters, being kidnapped and finding love. Not exactly theway-markers he had in mind, although joie de vivre* sometimesknocks you off course on your way to la dolce vita^All it takes is a plumber, a painting and the pursuit of happiness.* the joy of life^ the sweet life
Fifty Shades of Grey
NEW YORK TIMES and USA TODAY Bestselling Author When accountant Ben Weaver awakens after an erotic dream, he encounters a wife who is unwilling, uninterested, and who once again has a headache. The unworldly but focused Ben decides he will do anything to rekindle his sex life, including imitating the erotic techniques of billionaire Christian Grey from the Fifty Shades series. Unable to withstand the pent-up ache radiating from his tender blue testicles, Ben decides to take Grey's methods to a whole new level in order to relieve the pressure on his . . . er, marriage.Shocked by her husband's unusual plan, Kate Weaver hesitates in giving him what he desires. But for all his trappings of non-success--his ordinary accounting job where coworkers steal his sandwiches and brag about their sex lives, his lack of wealth, his inability to seduce his own wife--Ben is a man with one saving talent: the driving determination to reignite his sex life no matter what it takes. When the couple embarks on a daring and dangerous physical adventure, Kate discovers her husband's fanatical zeal to explore all of Christian Grey's darkest desires, with calamitous results. Erotic, hilarious, and highly disturbing, Fifty Shades of Grey: The Experiment is a spin-off that will titillate you, amuse you, and stay with you until the next erotic romance crosses your Kindle.
Everything Goes to The Dogs
An uproarious but deadly serious satire about family, money and morality. When the bricks of the Berlin Wall begin to fall and apartheid unravels, Max flees Cape Town. He teaches ethics at a university abroad, but his ethical agenda has nothing to do with virtue or values; it's all about revenge and retribution. Max's sole objective is to seek vengeance upon his once-beloved Uncle Izaak. Max's father and Izaak were partners in South Africa's largest property empire. Illegally, they secretly stashed money away in a Swiss bank. But Izaak cleaned out the lot, bolted out of South Africa, and holed up in a magnificent mansion amongst New York's mega-rich. Max's Dad, meanwhile, died destitute while facing the music in South Africa. So Max pursues Izaak, and when they finally meet, Izaak orchestrates a midnight meeting with Max's dead father. Will Max receive any solace from the world to come?
Lila Glover Wants a lover
Lila loves to have fun. Free and in her late forties she enjoys the thrill of dating younger men, no strings attached just plenty of good times. So why then has the dating scene lost its sparkle? The thrill has gone, and she would much rather have a night out with her girlfriends or a night in alone enjoying a good film and an even better bottle of wine.Enter Seb, her dependable workmate who's been patiently waiting in the wings, his affection for Lila evident to the world. To Lila, a relationship with Seb seems as likely as finding a calorie-free cream cake - his style is questionable, and he's just too safe and dependable, a genuinely nice guy but maybe just too nice for Lila.But then Seb does the unthinkable - he starts dating Lila's sworn frenemy, who transforms him from a caterpillar into a butterfly. Suddenly Lila sees Seb in a whole new light. Has the window of opportunity now slammed shut, too late for Lila to make a move?In this wickedly funny tale, love is a battlefield, and Lila is armed with determination, humour, and the willingness to break a few rules to find her happily ever after.
The Memoirs of Mr. Charles J. Yellowplush
"The Memoirs of Mr. Charles J. Yellowplush" by William Makepeace Thackeray is a Victorian satire that offers a humorous and insightful glimpse into English society through the eyes of a witty servant. Set in London, this fictional memoir serves as a brilliant social commentary on the class dynamics and absurdities of Victorian society. Thackeray employs sharp wit and irony to parody the manners and customs of the time, creating a caricature of English society that is both entertaining and thought-provoking. Through the lens of Mr. Yellowplush, a clever and observant servant, readers are treated to a unique perspective on the social hierarchies and pretensions of the era. As a work of fiction, the memoirs of Mr. Yellowplush provide not only laughs but also insights into the human condition and the foibles of society. Thackeray's masterful storytelling and keen eye for detail make this book a delightful read for anyone interested in literature that combines humor with social critique. Overall, "The Memoirs of Mr. Charles J. Yellowplush" stands as a timeless classic of Victorian literature, offering readers a humorous and satirical portrayal of English society that continues to resonate with audiences today.
The Mean-Wells
"The Mean-Wells" by Mabel Quiller-Couch: Heartwarming family drama with humor and insight. In "The Mean-Wells," Mabel Quiller-Couch crafts a captivating tale that delves into the complexities of family dynamics with humor and insight. Falling within the genre of domestic fiction, this novel follows the ups and downs of the Mean-Well family as they navigate the challenges of everyday life. Set against the backdrop of a quaint English village, Quiller-Couch's narrative introduces readers to a colorful cast of characters, each grappling with their own hopes, dreams, and shortcomings. From the stern patriarch to the rebellious teenagers, the Mean-Wells' interactions are marked by humor, tenderness, and occasional friction. As the story unfolds, Quiller-Couch explores themes of love, forgiveness, and the bonds that unite families through both laughter and tears. With its relatable characters and authentic portrayal of family life, "The Mean-Wells" offers readers a glimpse into the joys and struggles of domesticity, reminding us of the importance of empathy, understanding, and unconditional love. Through her evocative prose and keen observations, Quiller-Couch invites readers to reflect on their own relationships and appreciate the quirks and complexities that make each family unique. "The Mean-Wells" is a heartwarming tale that celebrates the resilience of the human spirit and the enduring power of familial bonds.
Echoes of Madness
Drop your standards, leave your inhibitions at the door, and delve into the hilariously twisted side of life."Wow! Pretty funny. Hic" - That Alcoholic Dude from the Pub "I'll probably disown him, to be honest." - Author's Mother "Who is he, again?" - Random Bloke Called DaveSometimes life is mad, sometimes it's pretty funny-mix the two together, and you get total and utter carnage! Critical observations of the worst possible kind in the weird and little explored space where poet meets jokerman.With Pirates, dirty talking parrots, Marty Mcfly's mom, Boo Boo Wants a Noo Noo, whatever the hell that means, a cockney genie, alien probes and a guy that can't stop humping stuff, what's not to love?Brash and rude, ridiculous, and crazy, this comedy poetry collection is certainly not for the feint hearted. If you love twisted humour and rambunctious rhymes, Echoes of Madness: The Jokerman's Journey is the book you will love.Grab your copy of Echoes of Madness: The Jokerman's Journey today, but don't blame me, you have been warned!
Kiss Mommy Goodbye
Vega! Vegas! Vegas! is the follow up to Kiss Mommy Goodbye which is about the rock superstar Peter Webb and the seven abused children he adopts. In this novel the children have all become one family and even though they all still suffer from huge problems they all meet them as one! Peter takes on a massive gig at the Bellagio in Vegas and takes his whole family along with him as well as his famous movie star girlfriend, Roberta Capone. The children are all loving their time in Vegas attending Peter's concerts every evening to watch him a Getz stun the crowds and in the day time exploring the hotels of Vegas in their own particular manner. When Getz falls for the owner of the new Rock and Roll hotel they all disapprove but she insists on seeing him. Then Getz is raped and all the children unite to keep Peter from finding out and to get their revenge on Vince Martin. How they conspire to drive him completely out of business all the time protecting their explosive father from finding out makes for a high powered action packed side story to saga of the Webb family! As always with these novels Vegas is full of drama and trauma with high powered moments of humour when the lives of the super famous and super rich come into contact with a rough crowd of children from all over the world!
Take A Good Look At Yourself
Earl and Damo are getting too old. Too old to be working as nightclub doormen fighting off young drunks. Too old to be working on the mines or driving a concrete truck. They want the easy life. A surf, a beer, watching the footy. The problem is that retirement is a long way off and they cannot come up with a scheme to make enough money to fund the lifestyle they crave. A chance meeting with a friend who has recently come back from a stint at His Majesty's pleasure proposes a solution. In prison he discovered an opportunity to acquire enough money to live the 'life.' Surely it has got to be illegal? But their friend convinces them that this is not necessarily the case. From a moral philosophy perspective it is arguably a grey area, just ask the 18th century German philosopher Immanuel Kant. So starts an adventure which takes them from Sydney to Uganda in search of their dream.
The Missing Links Of Tannadee
Aiming to be a clan chief is easy when you have the right credentials. It's a bit more tricky when you haven't any. But lack of proof need be no barrier when you're absolutely brimming with all the right stuff to make a great chief. At least that's the theory according to billionaire, ego-maniac, Gordon Weever.No one is going to get in Weever's way. And just to make sure, he hires a pair of crooks to see off his rival. The crooks though have problems of their own, only a little dog can help them. They need to get their hands on that dog, and an increasingly desperate Weever needs to get hands on something that passes for real credentials.Standing in their way is a plucky band of villagers who are out to thwart them both.
Pinned 4 Murder
When a dead body shows up in the pin return at Sun City West's bowling alley, it's only the beginning of a tumultuous league season for this retirement community . . .With a killer in their midst and a high-tech developer threatening to overhaul their beloved bowling alley, the seniors of Sun City West turn to amateur sleuth Sophie "Phee" Kimball to strike back at both culprits. She's been recruited by her mother's friends before, but this time Phee finds herself pulled in two directions when one of the book club ladies gets tangled in the clutches of a dangerous cyber-scammer who pretends to be the love of her life. Phee's investigation grows even more complicated when the bowling alley is sabotaged and a flimflammer is found dead in the nearby bushes. With the league tournament in limbo and one of the seniors pegged as the likely murder suspect, Phee will have to cut the cord on the cyber-criminal and pin the killer-before they can strike again . . .Praise for the Books of J. C. Eaton: "Fun characters, a touch of humor, and a great mystery, the perfect combination for a cozy." -Lena Gregory, author of the Bay Island Psychic Mysteries on Ditched 4 Murder"So cleverly written, you won't guess the perpetrators until the very end." -Mary Marks, award-winning author of the Quilting Mystery Series on Booked 4 Murder"A thoroughly entertaining series debut, with enjoyable yet realistic characters and enough plot twists-and dead ends-to appeal from beginning to end." -Booklist, starred review, on Booked 4 Murder"Enjoy this laugh-out-loud funny mystery that will make you scream for the authors to get busy on the next one." -Suspense Magazine on Molded 4 Murder
It’ll Be Fun You’ll See
Yeah, so, no one's really precisely sure what to make of all this. The promotional blurbs here and herein are from people more eloquent than this person right now writing this, so the blurbs are actually where you want to look for an approximate spin on this book's supposed contents, a supposed collection of supposed short stories. But is it really a collection, per se...? Are they really short stories...? A.F. Harrold once pointed out that technically speaking the "short stories" of Guy J. Jackson aren't always quantifiable as "short stories", and sometimes they are just "things". Whereas Gwyneth Herbert, if we recall semi-correctly, once advised to simply drink Jackson's "stories" out of a diamond-studded high heel with someone you prefer while lingering in lucidity on a country road at dusk. But at least it's been firmly postulated, by experts the world over, that if one consumes these so-called "short stories" of Jackson's at the rate of one "story" per day, with skipped days being acceptable, one will feel infinitesimally better about, and ever-so-slightly more able to handle, the fundamental inanities of living Life itself.
The Teacher Who Lost Her Smile
In her debut book 'The Teacher Who Lost Her Smile, ' author Bec Wright artfully weaves a whimsical narrative, exploring the universal challenges and tribulations experienced by educators everywhere. As the narrative unfolds, Bec's heartfelt conclusion beautifully encapsulates the true purpose that teachers use to sustain their enduring passion.'The Teacher Who Lost Her Smile' is a delightful read that celebrates the dedication and resilience of educators. It is a testament to the profound connections forged in the classroom and the enduring power of a teacher's smile.From publisher, Crystal Leonardi (Bowerbird Publishing)In 'The Teacher Who Lost Her Smile, ' Bec Wright takes readers on a whimsical journey through the challenges faced by educators. Through a heartfelt narrative, Bec skillfully delves into the universal struggles experienced by teachers everywhere.The story follows a teacher who, amidst her daily responsibilities, grapples with the loss of her smile. Bec's storytelling prowess shines as she explores the myriad of situations that contribute to the teacher's internal struggle. From the burdens of marking report cards to navigating the complexities of parent-teacher interactions, each predicament resonates with authenticity and poignancy.What sets this book apart is Bec's ability to infuse humour and warmth into the narrative, despite the weighty subject matter. Moreover, the book's conclusion offers a heartwarming reminder of the profound impact teachers have on their students' lives.The illustrations, crafted by Crystal in collaboration with Bec, complement her storytelling beautifully, capturing the essence of each scene with honest charm.In summary, 'The Teacher Who Lost Her Smile' is a delightful read that celebrates the dedication and resilience of educators. It is a testament to the profound connections forged in the classroom and the enduring power of a teacher's smile.I would like to wish Bec all the success and joy surrounding the publication of her debut title, 'The Teacher Who Lost Her Smile.' Thank you for shining a light on the unsung heroes in our children's lives, and gifting me the great honour of being your publisher.
The Dreamer
Romance cover model Mason Lafayette has had women throwing themselves at him for years. Not that he minded. Lust, after all, should have been his middle name. A chance encounter with a woman from a small town in North Dakota has him questioning his charisma and wondering if he'd suddenly lost his sex appeal. Anastasia Sharp dreamed of meeting the famous superstar but knew the odds of it happening were astronomical. It wasn't as though New Salem, population nine hundred, was the gathering place for celebrities. But when her dream became a reality, she knows she will probably find a kangaroo in her flower garden when she gets home because the most unlikely thing to happen just did.
The Zucchini Fairy Murder
In this second installment of the Salty Sister Mystery series, antique store owner, Patricia Schuster, has her hands full, juggling her business and her mother's eccentricities. Elsie's Antiques is badly in need of inventory and mom is sneaking around residential neighborhoods distributing home-grown produce. But when the local postal carrier is run down, The Ladies, four women in their golden years, need Patricia's help to catch the killer. The Ladies, who live by the motto "It's not illegal if you don't get caught," challenge Patricia to stay in her happy place in this humorous cozy mystery.
Arnold Forbutt Esquire
Arnold and Molly Forbutt's love of stray cats brings down disapproval on their innocent heads and Arnold's response is such as to set him up against the antisocial media being used to disseminate popular challenges. A quite necessary progression to Texas, space travel and a journey to Mars only goes to show how logic can lead one astray. This gentle, loving and magical tale of an old man's insistence upon form runs along at a cracking pace, and to an only-too-necesssary conclusion. This is a comedy, a social commentary, and an adventure: above all, it is a love story.
John Ingerfield, And Other Stories
"John Ingerfield, And Other Stories" by Jerome K. Jerome is a delightful collection of short stories showcasing the wit and humor of the renowned British author. Jerome's fiction offers readers a glimpse into everyday life through a lens of satire and social commentary. With quirky characters and clever storytelling, each tale is infused with wit and irony, making it a delightful read for fans of literary humor. As a collection, "John Ingerfield, And Other Stories" exemplifies Jerome's mastery of the short story form, capturing the essence of human experience with charm and insight. Through diverse narratives and engaging plots, Jerome explores various aspects of society, from the mundane to the absurd, with a keen eye for humor and satire. Whether navigating the antics of eccentric characters or dissecting the idiosyncrasies of daily life, Jerome's stories entertain and enlighten in equal measure. "John Ingerfield, And Other Stories" stands as a testament to Jerome's enduring legacy as a master storyteller and humorist.
Kent Knowles Quahaug
"Kent Knowles: Quahaug" by Joseph Crosby Lincoln is a delightful novel that immerses readers in the charming small-town life of a New England fishing community. Lincoln's novel captures the essence of family, community, and tradition in the picturesque setting of Maine. Through a blend of humor, drama, and heartfelt storytelling, Lincoln paints a vivid portrait of the close-knit relationships and rich traditions that define life in this quaint coastal village. At the heart of the story is Kent Knowles, whose experiences and interactions with the diverse characters of the community drive the narrative forward. As the novel unfolds, readers are drawn into a character-driven tale that explores the complexities of human relationships and the bonds that unite a tight-knit community. With its richly drawn characters and evocative portrayal of small-town life, "Kent Knowles: Quahaug" stands as a testament to Lincoln's mastery of storytelling. Through the lens of this charming fishing community, Lincoln offers readers a glimpse into a world filled with humor, warmth, and timeless traditions, making it a must-read for anyone seeking a heartwarming tale of life in New England.
The Last Waltz and Other Stories
Of the many writers who contributed fiction to the Parisian newspapers of the fin de si癡cle, few, if any, were as prolific as Richard O'Monroy (1849-1916), whose deft style and lively humor made him a favorite of the audiences of his day. The present volume, the first to ever be issued in English, collects together thirteen of his pieces. These stories, usually comical, sometimes sentimental, and often written with a jokey dash reminiscent of Alphonse Allais, one of O'Monroy's fellow-travelers, offer the contemporary reader a taste of the work of one of the forgotten troubadours of French entertainment.
Never Pat a Burning Dog
A novel for everyone who has ever ridden the advertising and marketing roller coaster. Set against the vibrant backdrop of 1980s London - a stark contrast to Mad Men's buttoned down 1960s Madison Avenue - this story plunges us into the crazy world of Grimshaw and Welby, a small agency whose burgeoning creative reputation draws the unwelcome attention of a large French group in the shape of a hostile takeover. Freddy Grimshaw's team of eccentric personalities fight back the only way they know how: creatively. We delve deep into the cut and thrust of agency life, the intricate dance of politics and presentations, the fraught relationships of staff and clients. Where conservative marketeers are cajoled into buying the wild ideas of a gleefully irresponsible creative department. One that spends as much time devising childish antics and non-PC practical jokes as they do outstanding advertisements. Written with an insider's knowledge and eye for detail this is an entertaining insight into an era of advertising that's hard to believe. Unless you were there. 'It's advertising as I knew it. The fun, the mayhem, the excess. You couldn't make it up: or could you?' -Philip Putnam.
Love in a Muddle
"Love in a Muddle" by Christine Jope-Slade intricately weaves romance, humor, and drama into a captivating narrative that explores the complexities of love and relationships. As a master of romantic fiction, Jope-Slade deftly crafts a story that resonates with authenticity and emotional depth. Set against the backdrop of a bustling city, "Love in a Muddle" follows the intertwining lives of diverse characters as they navigate the highs and lows of modern romance. Through Jope-Slade's keen observations and vivid prose, readers are drawn into a world filled with passion, misunderstandings, and unexpected connections. At its core, "Love in a Muddle" is a heartfelt exploration of the human heart and its capacity for love amidst life's chaos. Jope-Slade's deft character development ensures that each character feels real and relatable, allowing readers to empathize with their struggles and triumphs. With its blend of humor, drama, and romance, "Love in a Muddle" is a testament to Jope-Slade's talent as a writer and her ability to capture the complexities of the human experience. This timeless novel is sure to captivate readers with its engaging storytelling and universal themes of love and resilience.
Love Among the Lions A Matrimonial Experience
"Love Among the Lions: A Matrimonial Experience" by F. Anstey is a delightful Victorian-era novel that seamlessly blends humor, satire, and romantic comedy. Through Anstey's witty narrative and astute social commentary, readers are transported into a world where marriage and relationships take center stage, often with hilarious consequences. Set against the backdrop of British society, the novel follows the matrimonial misadventures of its characters, navigating the complexities of love and marriage with comedic flair. As the protagonists find themselves entangled in absurd situations, Anstey cleverly uses humor to shed light on the idiosyncrasies of human relationships. With its playful tone and farcical elements, "Love Among the Lions" offers a refreshing take on the romantic comedy genre, inviting readers to laugh along with its quirky characters and outrageous plot twists. Amidst the laughter, however, Anstey also provides astute social commentary, offering insights into the norms and values of Victorian society. As a master of British literature, F. Anstey's novel stands as a testament to his wit and creativity, captivating readers with its charm and humor. "Love Among the Lions" remains a timeless classic, delighting audiences with its comedic portrayal of matrimonial experiences in the Victorian era.
Heist Denial
One year after the death of the fourth member of the infamous Gang of Four, the remaining trio of aged bank robbers is struggling to adapt to life outside prison walls. Having served their last stint in jail following a botched robbery of a closed-down post office, during which they donned gorilla costumes, hi-viz jackets, and colourful Bermuda shorts, the gang now faces a two-year suspended sentence and the challenge of honouring their fallen comrade's dying wish to stay on the straight and narrow. As they navigate the idiosyncrasies of their fellow residents at the residential home, the trio, now known as The Trio, must also contend with the suspicions of a relentless detective who believes their deceased friend is alive and well, secretly orchestrating a string of heists across the Home Counties. With the detective convinced that the coffin is filled with bricks and stolen loot, The Trio must prove their innocence while adhering to the terms of their friend's generous will. Amidst the chaos, the Colonel works on his memoir, 'Confession of a Bank Robber', and delivers after-dinner speeches to the legal profession. Jock finds himself as the kilted bagpiper for the Tartanettes, a troupe of middle-aged Burlesquers, while Lenny attempts to improve his social skills. As the three vow to honor their late friend's wishes, a series of copycat heists and odd mysteries come to light, threatening to unravel their newfound freedom and redemption.
You, Me & Them
Life can be boring or exciting, tough, or adventurous. The good news is that you can choose your own path. Why can't you have it all? In these pages, Camilla takes you on a thrilling ride through the unpredictable journey of a double life. What really happens after dark? Where might life's curiosities lead? The truth is, there is always more than meets the eye. If you really think about it, we are all making choices, some we expose, some we keep to ourselves. If you really want to open pandoras box, the people you share it with better be ready for it. In Camilla's case, her secrets have well and truly been kept, only she and her sassy cat Bubbles know the real her... for now. We laugh, we cry, we fall in love, we fall out of love, we feel pain and we feel joy. It's the circle of life. How many times does Camilla reach full circle? Stay tuned to find out.
The Humourous Story of Farmer Bumpkin's Lawsuit
"The Humorous Story of Farmer Bumpkin's Lawsuit" by Richard Harris is a delightful comedy set in rural life, centering on the absurd legal proceedings surrounding Farmer Bumpkin. Harris masterfully blends satire and wit to offer a hilarious portrayal of the quirks and misadventures of small-town existence. Through clever storytelling, he navigates the intricacies of the legal system, infusing the narrative with absurdity and ridiculousness that leave readers chuckling. Amidst the courtroom antics and eccentric characters, Harris provides incisive social commentary, shedding light on the quirks and absurdities of human nature. Farmer Bumpkin's misadventures serve as a lens through which Harris explores the complexities of rural life, offering a humorous yet insightful look at the challenges and joys of country living. With its witty dialogue and memorable characters, "The Humorous Story of Farmer Bumpkin's Lawsuit" is a satirical masterpiece that entertains and enlightens in equal measure. Harris's sharp wit and keen observations of human behavior make this novel a must-read for anyone seeking a good laugh and a thoughtful reflection on the absurdities of life.
Hesperus or Forty-Five Dog-Post-Days A Biography Vol. I
"Hesperus; or, Forty-Five Dog-Post-Days: A Biography Vol. I" by Jean Paul is a captivating work of German literature that embodies the essence of Romanticism. Through witty satire, humor, and philosophical fiction, Jean Paul embarks on a journey of character exploration and imaginative storytelling. Set against the backdrop of Enlightenment philosophy, this literary masterpiece delves into the psychological depths of its characters, inviting readers to ponder life's complexities. Jean Paul's narrative prowess shines through in his vivid portrayal of Hesperus and the Forty-Five Dog-Post-Days, weaving a tapestry of humor and satire that leaves a lasting impression. As the first volume of a compelling biography, this work lays the foundation for a deeper exploration of its characters' inner lives and existential dilemmas. With its blend of imaginative storytelling and philosophical depth, "Hesperus; or, Forty-Five Dog-Post-Days: A Biography Vol. I" stands as a testament to Jean Paul's literary genius and his ability to captivate readers with his unique vision of the world. This book is a must-read for enthusiasts of German literature and Romanticism alike, offering a glimpse into a bygone era of literary excellence.
Heist Denial
One year after the death of the fourth member of the infamous Gang of Four, the remaining trio of aged bank robbers is struggling to adapt to life outside prison walls. Having served their last stint in jail following a botched robbery of a closed-down post office, during which they donned gorilla costumes, hi-viz jackets, and colourful Bermuda shorts, the gang now faces a two-year suspended sentence and the challenge of honouring their fallen comrade's dying wish to stay on the straight and narrow. As they navigate the idiosyncrasies of their fellow residents at the residential home, the trio, now known as The Trio, must also contend with the suspicions of a relentless detective who believes their deceased friend is alive and well, secretly orchestrating a string of heists across the Home Counties. With the detective convinced that the coffin is filled with bricks and stolen loot, The Trio must prove their innocence while adhering to the terms of their friend's generous will. Amidst the chaos, the Colonel works on his memoir, 'Confession of a Bank Robber', and delivers after-dinner speeches to the legal profession. Jock finds himself as the kilted bagpiper for the Tartanettes, a troupe of middle-aged Burlesquers, while Lenny attempts to improve his social skills. As the three vow to honor their late friend's wishes, a series of copycat heists and odd mysteries come to light, threatening to unravel their newfound freedom and redemption.
Hesperus or Forty-Five Dog-Post-Days A Biography Vol. II
"Hesperus; or, Forty-Five Dog-Post-Days: A Biography Vol. II" by Jean Paul is a captivating work of German literature that embodies the essence of Romanticism. Through witty satire, humor, and philosophical fiction, Jean Paul embarks on a journey of character exploration and imaginative storytelling. Set against the backdrop of Enlightenment philosophy, this literary masterpiece delves into the psychological depths of its characters, inviting readers to ponder life's complexities. Jean Paul's narrative prowess shines through in his vivid portrayal of Hesperus and the Forty-Five Dog-Post-Days, weaving a tapestry of humor and satire that leaves a lasting impression. As the second volume of a compelling biography, this work lays the foundation for a deeper exploration of its characters' inner lives and existential dilemmas. With its blend of imaginative storytelling and philosophical depth, "Hesperus; or, Forty-Five Dog-Post-Days: A Biography Vol. II" stands as a testament to Jean Paul's literary genius and his ability to captivate readers with his unique vision of the world. This book is a must-read for enthusiasts of German literature and Romanticism alike, offering a glimpse into a bygone era of literary excellence.
The Martins Of Cro' Martin Vol. II
"The Martins of Cro' Martin Vol. II" by Charles James Lever is a quintessential example of Irish literature and Victorian novel, penned by the prolific author Charles Lever. Set against the backdrop of Cro' Martin, this family saga unfolds in 19th-century Ireland, offering a vivid portrayal of Irish society and the intricacies of aristocratic families. Lever's signature style infuses the narrative with humor, making it a delightful yet insightful read. Through witty dialogue and situational comedy, Lever embeds social commentary and satirical observations, inviting readers to reflect on the societal norms of the time. Amidst the humor and satire, romantic subplots add depth to the storyline, while political intrigue weaves through the historical setting, adding layers of complexity to the narrative. Yet, at its core, "The Martins of Cro' Martin" remains a character-driven tale, where the interplay of personalities drives the plot forward. Lever's masterful storytelling paints a rich tapestry of life in 19th-century Ireland, capturing the essence of the era with precision and charm. As readers delve into the world of Cro' Martin, they are transported to a time of grandeur, laughter, and intrigue, making this novel a timeless classic of Victorian literature.
The Martins Of Cro' Martin Vol. I
"The Martins of Cro' Martin Vol. I" by Charles James Lever is a quintessential example of Irish literature and Victorian novel, penned by the prolific author Charles Lever. Set against the backdrop of Cro' Martin, this family saga unfolds in 19th-century Ireland, offering a vivid portrayal of Irish society and the intricacies of aristocratic families. Lever's signature style infuses the narrative with humor, making it a delightful yet insightful read. Through witty dialogue and situational comedy, Lever embeds social commentary and satirical observations, inviting readers to reflect on the societal norms of the time. Amidst the humor and satire, romantic subplots add depth to the storyline, while political intrigue weaves through the historical setting, adding layers of complexity to the narrative. Yet, at its core, "The Martins of Cro' Martin" remains a character-driven tale, where the interplay of personalities drives the plot forward. Lever's masterful storytelling paints a rich tapestry of life in 19th-century Ireland, capturing the essence of the era with precision and charm. As readers delve into the world of Cro' Martin, they are transported to a time of grandeur, laughter, and intrigue, making this novel a timeless classic of Victorian literature.
The Lovers Assistant Or, New Art of Love
"The Lovers Assistant: Or, New Art of Love" by Henry Fielding is a witty 18th-century satirical novel that combines romance, comedy, and social commentary. Through clever wit and humor, Fielding explores the intricacies of courtship, relationships, and love advice in a comedic narrative that both entertains and critiques society. Set within the backdrop of 18th-century literature, Fielding employs satire to poke fun at societal norms and conventions surrounding romance and courtship. The novel follows the exploits of characters as they navigate the complexities of seduction and love, often with humorous consequences. Fielding's keen observations and sharp wit shine through in his portrayal of characters and their interactions, offering insightful commentary on the foibles and follies of human behavior. As the plot unfolds, readers are treated to a delightful romp through the absurdities of love and relationships, all while receiving a dose of astute social critique. With its blend of romance, satire, and comedy, "The Lovers Assistant" stands as a timeless example of Fielding's mastery of the novel genre and his ability to entertain and enlighten readers with his keen insights into human nature.
Set for Life
A "hilarious...hugely entertaining" (Jay McInerney, author of Bright Lights, Big City) novel that captures the complexities of marriage, art, friendship, and the fictions we create in order to become the people we wish to be. A creative writing professor at a third-tier college in upstate New York is on his way home from a summer fellowship in France, where he's spent the last three months loafing around Bordeaux, tasting the many varieties of French wine at his disposal, and doing just about anything but actually working on his long overdue novel. A stopover in Brooklyn to see his and his wife's closest friends--John, a jaded poet-turned-lawyer with a dubious moral compass, and Sophie, a once-promising fiction writer with a complicated past and a mysterious allure--causes further trouble when he and Sophie wind up sleeping together while John is out serenading Brooklyn coeds with poems instead of preparing legal briefs. But instead of succumbing to his failures as a teacher, writer, and husband, an odd freedom begins to bubble up. Could a love affair be the answer he's been searching for? Could it offer the escape he needs from the department chair, Chet Bland, who's been breathing down his neck? Relief from the gossip of colleagues and generational tension with students? Respite from embarrassment with his wife, Debra Crawford, and her meteoric rise as a novelist? His escapades might even make the perfect raw material for an absolutely devastating novel, which would earn him tenure, wealth, and celebrity--everything he needs to be set for life. If only he could be the one to write it. A brilliant case of art imitating life, Andrew Ewell's "sharp, witty" (Richard Russo, author of Straight Man) debut is a poignant tour de force that asks who owns whose story, skewers the fictions created from our lives and others', and brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "publish or perish."
One Man Down
The tale of a stumped policeman, a third man, and a well-placed shot. It's 1984. Princess Diana has just given birth to her second child. The legendary comic Tommy Cooper has died on stage (quite literally). And Angus Lovejoy and Brian Finkle are gloriously oblivious to it all as they strive to enthral the nation with their television commercials for the advertising agency Gordon Deedes Rutter. But all is not as rosy as it might seem in the frenetic world of Soho. Following a disastrous presentation to a manufacturer of diarrhoea tablets, Lovejoy and Finkle let off steam by playing cricket for an old school friend - but in doing so, stumble upon a nest of vipers involving a gay vicar, a small-time antique fraudster, a photographer, and blackmail. There can only be one outcome and it's going to entail murder.
The Pratts Go To 'Ollywood
The Pratts are off to Los Angeles and a crazy new adventure awaits!After an eventful flight across the Atlantic Ocean and a terrifying journey on a shuttle bus, they arrive to the top notch hotel they're staying at. The room is luxurious, but unfortunately, the Pratts have a tendency to mess everything up.Hiring a car, they find that driving in LA is not that easy. In their itinerary is also a trot in Griffith Park on the saddles of hired horses, and that's where the real difficulties begin.After stumbling upon a meeting of two dodgy characters, the Pratts witness something not meant for their prying eyes. Soon, they have to deal with the notorious Tripods, the police, and a group of local gangs. Can the Pratts make it out of L.A. in one piece?
