Menopausal Killer Sharks
Synopsis: Laurie Anderson believes in repeat performances, especially when it comes to marriage. Thankfully, she finally got it right with her fifth husband and is happily living on the side of fifty in a town known for only one thing-its sins. Now she just wishes she could create a new pastime besides standing in front of a mirror and pulling her skin back so she can see her original jawline again.Laurie is not alone. Her best friends-wacko Sally CJ, respectable Frances, and white-knight deprived Marcia-are dealing with jiggly butts, saggy breasts, and a potpourri of men with more problems than them. Sally CJ, whose thirty-four double Ds are not shrinking with age, believes sex is the magic elixir for all evils. Frances, who just ended a dead-end relationship, is approaching aging through wine and expensive face creams. Marcia, a widow who has the ability to attract guys with major character flaws, is unintentionally transforming into a nun. As the women search for their next relationship, they reflect on youthful escapades and eventually create rules to guide them through the unfamiliar territory of the Internet and blind dating. Menopausal Killer Sharks is an amusing, heartfelt tale centered around four middle-aged women who bravely face the third act of life with humor and, most importantly, each other.Autobiography: Jan Atkinson is an attorney who has been writing short stories for over thirty years. Her favorite pastimes are cheering for the Terps, Orioles, and Ravens and whacking a tennis ball. Jan currently resides in Raleigh, North Carolina where she is routinely entertained by Edgar Allan Poe, an opinionated African Grey parrot who intimidates most men who vie for her company.
The Mercury Travel Club
TRAVEL THE WORLD IN THIS LAUGH OUT LOUD SECOND CHANCE ROM-COM ABOUT STARTING AGAIN LATER IN LIFE.________________________________________________It's never too late for your first adventure . . .Meet Angela. Over fifty. Divorced. Ready to start again.Angela's twenty-fifth wedding anniversary plans go up in smoke when her feckless now-ex-husband runs off with the caterer of their daughter's graduation party.Her besties Patty and Charlie persuade her to leave the house and her comfy cardies behind - and into the highest heels she can totter on. Wine bars, viral YouTubed karaoke nights, a book club. Angie's going to live like she never has before.Then during one of her new favourite nights - the book club with wine - she realises she can't be the only one. How many other newly divorced people are out there, waiting for adventure?She sets up the Mercury Travel Club - global getaways for the more 'mature' holidaymaker.Angie's holidays are a hit.Over the course of an 80s inspired cruise and a trip to New York, Angie begins to see there is a whole world waiting to be explored. And new love to be found . . .This laugh out loud feel-good romantic comedy of second chances is perfect for fans of Caroline James, Maddie Please, Jill Mansell, Shari Low, Judy Leigh and Jennifer Bohnet.
Chaos in the Caravan
Join the Tomcats in their perilous journey south as two strange cousins seek their place in the magical Kingdom of Osten. Dine with noble lords and feel the sting of the taunting jester's tongue. Hear the tale of a young dairy maid as she discovers the consequence of disturbing nature and achieves a new destiny thereby. One will soon surmise that any outward trek pales in comparison to the fascinating journeys to be taken within.This sequel to "Mayhem at the Mill" reunites you with many favorite old characters and introduces a plethora of new friends to beguile your time and prey upon your imagination.Lucas and Royland travel by caravan to the conclave of mages. There, sponsored by the good Baron Westarbor, they are to commence their service to the king. As simple as that. What could possibly go amiss? They will soon discover the world is fraught with secrets and surprises, intrigue, skulduggery, capricious fey and villainous lords whose oily ambitions will once again test them to their limits.
A Compilation of Poems and Short Stories
To begin, the first part of this book is a compilation of poems with focus on knowledge of what one may interpret and find important when reflection on life. The short stories take on the same idea but finish with a bit more humor than the poems.The first story Nealry Left Behind/ The White Shoes Inquiry deals with an individual who is trying to find himself in a small town. He eventually thinks that he has upon returning home from the escapades he and his friends partake in. Nevertheless, after returning home there was a few minutes of his life where he never felt so lost, but he navigates through his difficulties for a humorous result.The next story, which is entitled Out Side My Window deals with an academic who is trying to make it through his day. He speaks with friends and even has an interview with a landscaper to try an please his curious state of mind. He eventually takes things a bit to far but his friends are there for him.The third story is entitled Hot Air. This story offers incites from an extremely humorous point of view. There is some political satire built into the story but it allows for an individual to laugh no matter what their political beliefs.
The Trauma of Making our Wedding
Why is making a wedding such a trauma? Well, it brings together two families that just because their children have found love/friendship and common ground, who is to say that the rest of the families will have anything in common? Every emotion is challenged and most of the families take sides over everything from the chair covers and napkin rings to the venue/band and florist. Now put together two families from different religions, different backgrounds and very different financial positions but who live five minutes from each other and have crossed paths on many occasions throughout their early lives, but maybe will never join the dots, or maybe they will, who knows! And see what happens, it's a chemical reaction that comes from making a wedding.All this takes place whilst some of them have their own major personal dramas going on in their lives, read how it changes them as individuals. This story will send you on an emotional roller coaster, from deep sadness to hilarious stubbornness to joy and laughter. The impact that total strangers have on each other is sometimes life-changing, especially when it forces you to look in a mirror and take stock of what is really important in our own lives.
Matilda's Summer of New Beginnings
A heartwarming story of friendship and new beginnings set in the sleepy village of Padcock.What if your happy ending has been within your grasp all along?Matilda Matthews has big dreams. But after being dumped via text and watching her rival get their artwork in a London exhibition before her, she's feeling awfully sorry for herself.So she jumps at the chance to attend a birthday party in the idyllic village of Padcock. Because two famous artists are attending . . . And it can't hurt to hear their pearls of wisdom.With a little extra help from Jay, her best friend's brother and dishy barman at the Spatchcock Inn, Matilda resolves to not give up on what she wants.Then a shocking bombshell pushes her further into the embrace of Padcock . . . And Jay. But as Matilda settles into the quiet way of life in the little village, she begins to wonder if her London dream really is the true path to happiness.Is it all just an impossible fantasy, or could Matilda get what she's always wanted and end up in the arms of the man of her dreams?This utterly heartwarming and uplifting friend-to-lovers romance is perfect for fans of Jennifer Bohnet, Jo Bartlett, Jessica Redland, Sarah Hope, Ellie Henderson or Georgina Troy.
The Westering Trail Travesties
A 2023 Will Rogers Medallion Award-winner, The Westering Trail Travesties encompasses five Western tales, ranging from the surreal to the tear-jerker-told in a crucible of parody.In Rumors from the Edge of the World, Kid Concho and his Arizona outlaw gang of misfits stumble upon a prophetic Apache spring. Too Long in the Saddle follows the exploits of a Boston newspaper reporter who is ordered on assignment to frontier Kansas.During Code of the Ranger, one man travels with a quartet of Arizona Rangers who-without extradition papers-must ride undercover into Texas to bring back Bad Bob Banning. In Gourd, fourteen-year-old Curtis Blaydes continues to run his family's homestead after losing his father and mother, until a visitor arrives. Niobrara introduces a notable triangle of youngsters in northern Nebraska.In the vast landscapes of the Old West, these five unexpected tales weave together a tapestry of human resilience, raw adventure, and the oftentimes humorous spirit of the untamed frontier.
Stories to Share With My Partner Book 5
Jos矇 began his writing by getting his feet wet in creative writing at a writers' group in Camden New South Wales, Australia. This gave him 'the bug' as he calls it and soon his mind created his short stories and poems and he has not looked back.This anthology of stories is based on spontaneous prompts at the writing group or 'homework' given to the writers to bring to their next meeting.You can see some interesting facets of the author's mind in each of the stories as he lets his imagination take the reader into his moods at the time of the story or poem to first major character, Danny Monk.Jos矇 has completed his first novel, 'Books, Pens & Larceny' after one of his short stories 'Missy's Book Shop' inspired him to continue that story into a novel format.When not in front of his computer working away, Jos矇 is reading or spending time with his wife in long, leisurely walks around the Camden area.This is 5th collection of short stories and poetry and he is currently working on book number 6 and a sequel to 'Books, Pens and Larceny'.Visit www.jfnodar.com.au for more information.
Steamboat Willie Whistlestop Puzzle Mysteries, Vol. 2
Welcome to the world of Steamboat Willie's Whistlestop Puzzle Mysteries!It's the 1920s, and you're the new first mate of a steamboat, the SS Wilkinshire. You encounter Willie, a talking mouse, on your first mystery! Together, the two of you team up to solve crimes.And there's a lot of them! The SS Wilkinshire is a magnet for unfortunate events: murder, blackmail, thievery. There's always a puzzle that needs to be solved. If you think playing detective is going to be easy, think again! These puzzle mysteries are tricky. It takes a very sharp eye to recognize the clues, so you'll have to read carefully! In each puzzle mystery, you and Steamboat Willie willdiscover the crimeinterview the suspectsstudy their alibisfigure out the culprit!Enjoy your crime-solving trip down the river with everybody's favorite mouse, Steamboat Willie!
Two Baggy Suits, an Accordion and the Alfa
Francesco Mandellino buries his head into his pillow, trying to drown out the moans of Benny Jones having sex at the end of the corridor. How did he get here, Francesco wonders. How did life bring him to this? Francesco Mandellino is a hapless, 40-something Italian-Australian who ends up renting a room from young Aussie larrikin Benny Jones after his 20-year marriage comes to an end. With a piano accordion, two baggy suits and an ageing Alfa Romeo as his only worldly possessions, and with Benny acting as his new life coach, Francesco attempts to navigate the modern singles scene with hilarious, and often disastrous results. To make matters worse, his Italian mamma makes it her mission to find him a wife. But just when Francesco thinks all is lost and he is destined for a lifetime living with Benny, along comes an unexpected chance at love.
Cozy Up to Terror
A man with a troubled past. A mob out for revenge. This is no time for cookies.Doyle Flanders has finally found peace working as a custodian at Lone Star Family Fun Time, free from the limelight and out of trouble. But when he's unexpectedly thrust into the role of Yango the Yeti, the theme park's beloved mascot, everything changes.Now, Doyle can't go anywhere without children following him and loyal fans clamoring for a picture. Adding to the problem, the local mob is looking for the man who should have worn the costume that day.Little do these gangsters know that Doyle is a man with a secret-one the U.S. Government has invested a lot to keep hidden. Doyle's enemies have chased him across the country and will stop at nothing to exact their revenge.Now, Doyle must outwit his pursuers while wearing a heavy, smelly Yeti costume. Will he escape the theme park unscathed? Or will the local mob discover his true identity? Find out in this fast-paced and funny thriller.
The HOA
"The HOA" is a sharp, thoughtful, and biting satire of life within a dysfunctional homeowners' association.Through a satirical and comedic take on the internal goings-on of a fictional HOA, readers will enjoy stories of the strange and absurd situations, miscommunications, and side-splitting absurdity of the residents.The book follows the unlikely (but dedicated and well-meaning) members of HOA community as they come together for the first time to try to solve a sudden financial crisis no one admits to having seen coming. The band of misfits is even more surprised when they discover the day-to-day realities of the HOA are far different than what they imagined them to be as they take on the challenges of addressing the status quo. Along the way, they learn their lessons the hard way as they confront both the issues at hand and their own shortcomings.From late-night community meetings to wild and ridiculously petty disputes, it's the perfect blend of relatable suburban life mixed with a comedy of errors. Readers will get a glimpse into all the quirkiness and all the drama that comes with being part of an HOA. From outrageous spending, to heated debates, to hidden agendas, to political maneuvering, appearances can be deceiving behind the white-only mandated window treatments.Diving into the often hilarious, and sometimes nightmarish world of a homeowners' association, the vivid descriptions of the power struggles, petty squabbles, and backstabbing that goes on, there are tales of friendship and comradery. With unexpected plot twists, miscommunications, strange and absurd situations, comedy and chaos reign supreme, as readers encounter a wide array of eccentric and entertaining characters.
Mayhem at the Mill
In days of old when knights were bold and cell phones weren't invented, there was magic in the land of Osten. Grim horrors stalked the land and threatened the kingdom's borders. His majesty's mages held these all at bay while his goodly knights kept a gladsome peace within the realm. It had been many years since Osten had suffered a serious threat to its monarch's reign. And all was well.Meanwhile, in the far-flung reaches of the north, in a barony newly won, a humble miller's son was having a very bad day..."Mayhem at the Mill" is the first in a series of tales wherein two young men chosen by fate seek their proper place amid hilarious adventure and mayhem. Intended as an adult read, the language and themes are suitable for younger readers or anyone who enjoys a playful romp through medieval times fraught with whimsy and the delight of discovery.Come and join the good folk of the hamlet of Meadowfork in their struggles - both everyday and epic.
Summer at Tangents
Summer at TangentsTangents is a decaying village with a poorly attended church and a struggling golf club. Now the church is threatened with closure. So the vicar's good friend, a wily golf club committee member, acts to save the church in ways which also benefit the club and his friends and involve duping almost everyone along the way. Reviews of Roderick Easdale's previous books: 'Roderick Easdale is a natural writer. He makes an impact where other's don't. This excellent book defies convention' (Cricket Lore) 'Preposterously entertaining' (Press Association) 'This book is a winner' (The Cricketer) 'This fascinating study' (The Independent) 'A rattling good read' (Northants Evening Telegraph)
Easy Tiger
He's trying to keep his livelihood afloat. She threatens to destroy it. Will two wild hearts finally be tamed? Hawk Lachlan will do anything to save his family's zoo. With only a year to prove that he and his siblings can handle the responsibility, the gruff eldest brother is determined to fulfill his father's legacy. So when the new gift shop girl keeps causing clumsy chaos, he refuses to let their attraction add to the mayhem. Hannah Murphy is getting desperate. Needing enough cash to help her mom retire, the gossip columnist takes a mysterious job to spy on the handsome grouch who always seems to catch her in hilariously compromising snooping attempts. But when she falls into a penguin pond and comes out shirtless, she can't deny their sizzling chemistry. Realizing the blundering beauty has squeezed her way past his defenses, Hawk grows closer to the woman helping him stay sane. But as Hannah finds herself falling hard, she fears her big secret has already doomed her chance at happiness. Will outrageous shenanigans lead to heartbreak or forever? Easy Tiger is the swoon-worthy second book in the Prickle Island Zoo romantic comedy series. If you like grumpy-sunshine relationships, tons of humor, and emotional feels, then you'll adore Ali K. Mulford's steamy story. Buy Easy Tiger to let passion out of the cage today!
Funny Old People
Anna, a senior citizen with decades of office manager experience, is forced to retire from her position with a magazine by an inexperienced relative of the former editor. Resentful and determined, she decides to start her own magazine and recruits writers, editors and illustrators, the funny old people' of the title. She develops a business plan, buys equipment, leases a cottage to serve as an office, and the magazine slowly evolves.She stays in touch with her hospitalized former boss and friend, and through him becomes embroiled in his peculiar domestic difficulties. Paula, wife of Bernard, the former editor, has been duped into flying to Europe to untangle a scheme concocted by her former husband.While visiting Bernard at a rehabilitation facility, Anna re-connects with a fianc矇e from thirty years earlier, a man she hoped was out of her life forever.With hard work and the good fellowship of the funny old people, the magazine thrives. Much of it takes the form of short, humorous essays, some written by the funny old people, and some received as online submissions.
Lymescale & Grime
Introducing Lymescale & Grime, two detectives whose aim is to clean up crime. They are not conventional crime fighters in the mould of Starsky and Hutch or Holmes and Watson. Not so much, Mulder and Scully more, Ajax and Ariel. Lymescale & Grime: No case too small, most cases too big, but they will meet you halfway!
Alya Sometimes Hides Her Feelings in Russian, Vol. 4.5
This collection of short stories captures special moments during the student council's summer vacation, and it may even answer some important questions: How will Sayaka react to the truth about Masachika and Yuki's relationship? What devious activities is Nonoa up to behind the scenes? Will Masachika pretend his intimate moment with Alya never happened? Why is it so easy for this group to get hypnotized? And is it really possible to punch a ghost?! To find out, follow along as they make summer memories!
Ladies with Options
Minnesota, 1983 The Mostly Methodist Club met Saturday morning year-round, but was at its best in autumn and winter, when it helped steel the ladies for the Sundays their men spent watching TV sports with eyes glazed like so many holiday hams...The mostly-married, mostly-middle-aged members of the Mostly Methodist Club (Deborah Cohen made it "Mostly") were used to swapping recipes, not stock tips. They'd taken few risks in their lives, and had even fewer adventures. But when a pink-haired young rebel named Skye found her way into the group, things changed. The ladies had already begun looking into investment opportunities, after realizing that their retirement earnings would barely keep them in Burpee seeds and baking powder. But it was Skye who tipped them off to a struggling new company that might be worth sinking a few dollars into. A company that was developing some interesting new technology. A company run by a man named Bill Gates...
Sailing for Grace
Wilton and Grace Goodbow's long marriage was frequently marked by political disagreement-she was the progressive activist, he the conservative, successful businessman. But their love was deep and bonded by a common passion for the sea aboard their ocean sailing yacht, The Sails of Grace. About to die, Grace elicits her husband's promise to set aside his political beliefs and take on her last cause: the reunification of Central American parents separated from their children at the El Paso border. Will risks his own freedom to keep his word. Sometimes the letter of the law and the right thing to do meet head-on. Sailing for Grace is a suspenseful exploration of the intersection of law, morality, and personal choice.
Afterwords
Clayton Shaw is, by all accounts, a good man. He helps his father on the farm and cares for his sick mother, and his little sister loves him. He is pretty sure that he is in love with Amber, the girl down the road, and has a whole life planned out for them. That is until Claton has the worst day of his life. With just one push in the wrong direction, he finds himself dead and stuck in The After. In The After, Clayton is doomed to fight to get along with Takis, a 2,000-year-old Greek man, as his work partner while having to report to Feme, an even older Egyptian prostitute who hates his guts. Clayton is sure that he was meant for Paradise, or rather, The Brilliance, and that someone must have got something wrong. Now, it is up to him to find a way out and where he is meant to be.
Hood 2 Good
Hood 2 Good is a fictional but inspirational story about resilience, loyalty, survival, and encouragement. Unfortunately, life is harder and more challenging for some. The people in this story were exposed to dangerous, dire situations early in their lives because they grew up in a downtrodden area of the city. A Good Samaritan who was determined to live a better life never wavered from this goal. One day the Good Samaritan rescued two little girls from a horrendous situation. From that point on the Good Samaritan dedicated his life to making sure the girls grew up in a safe, clean comfortable home with peace of mind so they could elevate in life. This story has drama, violence, humor, and adult situations.
Rags and Riches
Life is an intricate tapestry of emotions: moments that tug at our hearts and instances that leave us in stitches. Every day, we navigate the quirks and peculiarities of those around us, choosing to either embrace the humour or let annoyance take the reins. Why not revel in the comedic interludes hidden within life's juxtapositions? In Rags and Riches, Susanna invites readers into a delightful collection filled with laughter, wit, and true tales. From whimsical articles to heartfelt poems, she captures the essence of real people and the memorable moments that have shaped their lives. Many stories bring to life the eclectic guests that have crossed Susanna's threshold, while others shine a spotlight on the charming exchanges she shares with her vivacious granddaughter. 'One of her guests, a specialist medical doctor, laughs, "Susanna, you know I'm known as 'The Cleaner.' One weekend I was asked to be the medic in charge of a small hospital of nineteen patients. By the end of the weekend, sixteen of them had died." "What did you do? One look at you and they all decided their lives weren't worth living? Seriously?" "Yes, I'm that girl!" "Now when any hospital needs to move patients on - they know who to ask." "Yes, the cleaner!"' Articles used to be written on rags, which would be posted around the towns for people to read. They looked forward to their weekly rag. The book title includes 'Riches' because stories enrich our lives.
Smashin' Candy
So bloody sweet, I'll give you tooth decay.Call off the search party, here I am. Candy Crystal is back for another round with my Gambler's Monarchs. And don't be mistaken, they are mine. All mine. With the Monarchs fractured, I need to use my best moves to bring the whole biker gang back home. My best moves being reverse cowgirl, the upside down corkscrew and the underestimated cupid's arrow. Unfortunately, my appeal doesn't stretch as far as the stray who has latched onto one of my men. A charming, cunning killer to be exact. This house isn't big enough for the two of us. I'm a b!tch who knows her way around a bone, so this slutty snake had better watch her back. Did I also mention she's trying to kill me? Unless Angus and I get to her first. The Monarchs may be blind but I know an assassin when I see one. Some say I'm delusional, others use the term disturbingly obsessive. I prefer protective, and the Candy Crusher isn't my sole possession anymore. The claws are out, the game is on.Trigger Warning: This is book two of the I Love Candy series, featuring a feisty female lead. Candy is spontaneous, impulsive and reckless, which makes this book inappropriate for under 18's. She gives as good as she gets, causing chaos and leaves you wondering who is bullying who! Expect excessive amounts of steam, violence and cursing throughout. This series is a RH trilogy with a HEA...eventually.
The Crown Of Life
"The Crown of Life" through George Gissing is a singular that delves into the complexities of affection, relationships, and societal expectations inside the overdue nineteenth century. The narrative follows the lives of its characters, exploring the demanding situations they face in pursuit of happiness and success. At the middle of the tale is Sidney Athelstone, a skilled author who navigates the literary international and grapples with the intricacies of human feelings. The novel weaves a tapestry of characters whose lives intersect, revealing the intricacies of love, marriage, and the pursuit of personal aspirations. As Sidney seeks creative and private success, he encounters numerous characters, each struggling with their personal goals and constraints. The novel explores subject matters of societal norms, the conflict between man or woman goals and societal expectancies, and the sacrifices individuals make inside the pursuit of their passions. George Gissing, regarded for his keen observations of society, crafts a narrative that reflects the challenges and contradictions of the time. "The Crown of Life" stands as a poignant exploration of the human circumstance, imparting readers a window into the social dynamics and private struggles of the overdue 19th century.
The Intrusion of Jimmy
"The Intrusion of Jimmy" is a novel written by the renowned British author P. G. Wodehouse. First published in 1910, this novel is one of Wodehouse's earlier works and is known for its humour and light-hearted storytelling. The story follows the adventures of the protagonist, Jimmy Pitt, an American who finds himself in London and becomes entangled in a series of comic and romantic misadventures. Jimmy's life takes a turn when he becomes involved with various eccentric characters, including a young woman named Molly, a diamond heist, and a case of mistaken identity. P. G. Wodehouse's writing in "The Intrusion of Jimmy" is characterized by its witty dialogue, humorous situations, and clever plot twists. The novel is a comedic exploration of love, social class, and the complexities of human relationships. As with many of Wodehouse's works, "The Intrusion of Jimmy" is a delightful and entertaining story that offers readers a dose of laughter and charm. It is a must-read for fans of Wodehouse's comedic writing and those who enjoy light-hearted and humorous fiction.
Bindle Some Chapters In The Life Of Joseph Bindle
"Bindle" by Herbert Jenkins is a notable and funny story that introduces the reader to the endearing character of Bindle, a Londoner referred to for his wit and eccentricities. The plot concentrates around Bindle's funny exploits and misadventures as he navigates London's busy streets. Bindle's contacts with numerous personalities, his unique method to lifestyles, and his capacity to distxter humor in each state of affairs make this story a happy and fun study. Jenkins' literary style is prominent through wit, clever speak, and astute observations of human conduct. The story progresses through a succession of a laugh vignettes that depict regular lifestyles in early 20th-century London. The creator expertly blends comedy and social remark in Bindle's adventures, offering a sarcastic view on cutting-edge guidelines and customs. "Bindle" is extra than just a singular; it's a cute voyage through London's streets, targeted on a memorable and attractive man or woman. With its wit and heart, the book stays a loved traditional, appealing to readers who want a terrific laugh and a unique tackle existence.
Garrison's Finish A Romance Of The Race-Course
"Garrison's Finish: A Romance Of The Race-Course" by W. B. M. Ferguson is a fascinating novel that unfolds in the interesting global of horse racing. The tale revolves around Garrison, the significant individual, as he navigates the complexities of the racecourse. With meticulous detail and a eager understanding of the game, Ferguson brings to existence the excitement, demanding situations, and drama inherent in the international of horse racing. Set in opposition to the backdrop of the racecourse, the novel weaves together elements of romance and opposition. Garrison, pushed via ambition and a passion for the game, faces each personal and professional demanding situations. The narrative explores issues of affection, ambition, and the relentless pursuit of achievement, presenting readers with a rich and immersive enjoy. Ferguson's storytelling prowess shines thru in his bright depiction of the racing scenes, developing an environment that allows readers to experience the adrenaline and depth of the races. The novel captures the high-stakes nature of horse racing and the dynamic relationships that expand inside this competitive realm. As Garrison confronts the united states of americaand downs of the racing international, readers are taken on an adventure packed with suspense, emotion, and the indomitable spirit of a racer.
Sorrow In Sunlight
"Sorrow in Sunlight" by way of Ronald Firbank is a fanciful and satirical novel that unfolds in a global of eccentric characters, set against the backdrop of an idyllic Mediterranean hotel. Firbank, acknowledged for his one-of-a-kind and avant-garde writing fashion, crafts a story this is both comedic and notion-frightening. The story revolves round a group of colorful and whimsical those who find themselves entangled in a series of absurd and funny conditions. Firbank's prose is marked by means of its wit and irony as he skewers societal norms and conventions with a playful and irreverent contact. The characters in "Sorrow in Sunlight" are brought to lifestyles with Firbank's feature aptitude for talk and description. The novel explores topics of love, desire, and the quirks of human behavior, offering a unique and satirical angle at the social mores of the time. Firbank's narrative style is regularly defined as modernist, and "Sorrow in Sunlight" showcases his potential to test with language and shape. The novel is a delightful combination of farce and social observation, inviting readers into an international wherein the absurdity of existence is well known and puzzled in identical measure.
Wilhelmina In London
British writer and journalist Barry Pain's book "Wilhelmina in London" was released in 1909. Wilhelmina "Billie" Bennett, the main character of the narrative, travels from her small English hamlet to the busy metropolis of London. Young and ambitious, Billie hopes to establish herself in the literary world when she moves to London. The story chronicles her travels, obstacles, and interactions with different people in the energetic metropolis. Billie experiences the thrill of her newfound independence as well as the inevitable challenges that come with it as she makes her way through the complexities of urban life. The conflict between rural and urban lifestyles, as well as themes of self-distxtery and pursuing ambitions, are all explored in the book. The author offers a sociological commentary on early 20th-century London and the changing status of women in society via Billie's experiences. A mixture of comedy, satire, and a coming-of-age tale, Barry Pain's "Wilhelmina in London" gives readers an insight into the social and cultural climate of the day.
An Essay on Comedy and the Uses of the Comic Spirit
In "An Essay on Comedy and the Uses of the Comic Spirit," George Meredith, a prominent Victorian novelist and poet, delves into the nature and significance of comedy in literature and life. Originally published in 1877, this essay reflects Meredith's keen observations on the human experience and the role of humour in shaping our understanding of the world. Meredith explores the comic spirit as a vital force that contributes to the health and balance of society. He analyzes the elements that make comedy effective, emphasizing its ability to illuminate truths, challenge conventions, and provide a fresh perspective on human behaviour. The essay is not only a reflection on the artistic aspects of comedy but also a philosophical exploration of its broader implications. Meredith's insights into the human psyche and his appreciation for the comic as a means of insight and critique make this essay a valuable contribution to the study of literature and humour. For readers interested in the intersection of literature, philosophy, and humour, "An Essay on Comedy and the Uses of the Comic Spirit" offers a thought-provoking exploration by one of the Victorian era's notable literary figures.
Jock Tamson's Legacy
Charlie's a taxi-driving money junkie who hates Friday nights. Tonight would be different, he could feel it in his water. Ella's knee is a supernatural version of the pony express, except that it only brings bad news. Sometimes tragic news. This time, Ella felt tragic. With a belly-full of home-made whisky, Robbie prepares for manhood by following his family tradition of shooting at least one trespassing townie, before his mum and dad get home from the pub. The BMW was on autopilot. Jackie was on the horn. Luckily, he was still on the right side of consciousness. Just. He was having a ninety-four miles per hour identity crisis. Who exactly was Jock Tamson? And what is his Legacy? This Comic tragedy of errors will reveal all! Friday nights may never be the same again. And that's a fact.
The Curious Republic Of Gondour And Other Whimsical Sketches
Mark Twain "The Curious Republic of Gondour and Other Whimsical Sketches" is a compilation of brief memories and essays that feature his trademark wit and humor. Twain's writing skills emerges in this compilation, when you consider that he is recognised for his astute insights on society and human nature. The title article, "The Curious Republic of Gondour," is anticipated to be a satirical investigation of a hypothetical civilization, imparting readers a hilarious and concept-upsetting mirrored image at the absurdities of political and social establishments. Twain's capability to combine satire and leisure makes this a fun examine. Throughout the book, readers may expect an extensive range of quirky sketches that touch on numerous facets of existence, regularly revealing the writer's talent for storytelling and his unique view at the human condition. Twain's sharp feel of sarcasm and command of language are likely to be present in every article, ensuing in a compilation that is both interesting and intellectually exciting. "The Curious Republic of Gondour and Other Whimsical Sketches" promises to take readers on a captivating voyage via Mark Twain's imaginitive and a laugh universe, demonstrating his everlasting ability to fascinate and entertain audiences together with his literary prowess.
Mr. Bonaparte of Corsica
Mr. Bonaparte of Corsica, is a classical and a rare book, that has been considered important throughout the human history, and so that this work is never forgotten we at Alpha Editions have made efforts in its preservation by republishing this book in a modern format for present and future generations. This whole book has been reformatted, retyped and redesigned. These books are not made of scanned copies of their original work, and hence their text is clear and readable. This remarkable book falls within the genres of Language and Literatures, American and Canadian literature
Rudder Grange
Rudder Grange, is a classical and a rare book, that has been considered important throughout the human history, and so that this work is never forgotten we at Alpha Editions have made efforts in its preservation by republishing this book in a modern format for present and future generations. This whole book has been reformatted, retyped and redesigned. These books are not made of scanned copies of their original work, and hence their text is clear and readable. This remarkable book falls within the genres of Language and Literatures, American and Canadian literature
Why Mondays Are Awesome
ATTENTION: This is a fun item. Immerse yourself in the bizarre world of beginnings of the week with the book Why Mondays Are Awesome!. This amusing fun book is the perfect gift idea for anyone who needs a touch of humor and who doesn't, especially on Mondays? This book is all about the ironic side of montage. With the recurring words "They're not." On every page, the supposed virtues of this start to the week are presented in a deliciously sarcastic manner. This book makes an excellent gift for people of all ages who don't always take themselves too seriously and like to laugh heartily. It's ideal for friends, colleagues, family members or anyone who can use a dose of satire and good humor. Give away the book Why Mondays Are Awesome! along with a voucher for a cozy coffee on Monday morning in a popular caf矇. Or create a personalized voucher for a relaxing Monday evening, be it a movie night, a visit to the spa or a culinary journey of discovery. This combination of laughter and enjoyment is guaranteed to make for an unforgettable gift-giving experience.
Phantom Wedding
'A modern urban chilly novel that will have you laughing and jittery simultaneously... one thing is for certain.. you will not want to put this book down...''It is a fresh modern voice which takes the reader on a synchronous rollercoaster journey of stomach-churning laughter and fear.'Patsy, a twenty-nine-year-old graduate working in music PR, was elated to receive the keys to her new North London flat. After all, acquiring a flat in the capital these days was like gold dust - so she couldn't have been more pleased. But she soon realises that this is no ordinary flat. She gets an eerie feeling, accompanied by strange sightings and unsettling noises. It quickly becomes apparent that there is something or someone else occupying the same space. She is not alone... Her world is soon turned upside down when strange unexplainable events unfold. What or who is determined to make their presence known? Patsy has hopes and dreams of getting married and starting a family with her fianc矇 Ben, but she quickly realises, that she may just get more than she'd bargained for...
Oscar
When Oscar Wilde reappears in Reading Gaol exactly a century after his initial imprisonment in 1895, the event is greeted with disbelief, then denial - not least by Wilde himself. Among prison staff and the judiciary, press and government, bewilderment turns to panic. With truly Wildean wit, Dan Pearce revels in a technology and attitudes much changed over a century or so, while people and their mores remain rooted in self-interest. In fact, those most willing to accept the regenerated Wilde on his own terms are his new cell mates, while the great and the good search in vain for political expedients, unable to face down the moral dilemma of a resurrected Oscar Wilde. Pearce gives us a cavalcade of characters: the prison psychiatrist, the prison governor's wife, an art therapist, hardened and softened criminals, and more. Dan Pearce's facility with the medium of cartoon and his penchant for lampooning are reminiscent of Robert Crumb, Thomas Rowlandson and William Hogarth, though with an illustrative style purely his own. It need not be stressed that continuity in the comics genre operates on a different basis from that of any other art form. To that end, with Pearce, complex and hyper-creative layouts are jettisoned in favour of straightforward storytelling, with a visual syntax unflaggingly hitting the mark.
The World According to Dog and Cat
Dog and Cat probably are friends, but they'll never admit it in public. Living in the same house, they have similar interests, such as bodgering in the garage or gardening when the weather is fine. They could watch it for hours, offering critical advice and being in the way. They really do enjoy any mistakes or clangers which may happen. Their best mates are a gang of unruly hedgehogs who live in the garden shed, however there is a bunch of blackbirds living in the shrubbery who are rather scary...
The Marriage Gift
"Beneath wordplay, double entendres, dry sarcasm, and pop culture references is a sweet and meaningful novel about love at every stage of a relationship." --Foreword Clarion ReviewsA "Snappy intimately comic stage satire of marriage life." -BooklifeIn this "delicious romp through the maze of modern wedlock" (author Rosy Cole), James and Paula, a Minneapolis couple, receive a wedding invitation from a mysterious cousin. This event compels them to undertake a perilous quest to find the perfect wedding gift, a gift that must embody everything they believe about marriage in general, and everything they know about their own; it must be, in fact, a Marriage Gift. First, they consult the wise people of their tribe (his family, her friend). Then in search of this treasure, the couple dare to delve into that vast and and miraculous maze: the Mall. But the gift they find is not what they expected.
Stories from the front porch
"The front porch of a home in the Deep South is the ideal forum for perfecting the art of storytelling. Writer John S. Case comes from that oral tradition, telling immensely enjoyable stories inspired by tales told by his elders on the Mississippi porches of his childhood. The characters he introduces may be flawed, even outrageous, but Case treats them with respect, writing with grace and wry wit. Reading a story by John S. Case is as refreshing as an evening stroll down a country lane." David Sheffield, "Coming to America', "Saturday Night Live"Stories from the Front Porch is the third collection of short stories published by author John S. Case. The stories come from insights he inherited living in a rural Mississippi community where storytelling was an art, and most likely the main source of entertainment.John was raised in the small crossroads village of Bogue Chitto, Mississippi, but attended school in the larger town of Brookhaven. His life experiences are both rural and urban. He is a graduate of the University of Mississippi. John and his wife, Brenda Lowry, are Independent Insurance Agentsnow residing in Slidell, Louisiana. He has received numerous awards for his monthly contributions as "The Storyteller" in Slidell Magazine.
The Space Between Us
Love just might be the final frontier...S.E.T.I. researcher, Gwen Fox, is a woman on a mission-to answer the cosmic question of the ages: Are we alone?Along with her work family, Gwen is perfectly happy spending her days listening for extraterrestrial signals- until the worst happens. They get word that they're about to be shut down by Ty Sterling, their billionaire backer whose heart is as cold as interstellar space.About to lose everything, Gwen has no choice but to travel to Peru to change his mind. Armed only with scientific zeal and optimism, Gwen faces off against Ty, who just might be the most stubborn, cynical man in the galaxy.As the tension between the pair builds, so does the undeniable chemistry that neither of them saw coming. Against the breathtaking backdrop of the Peruvian jungle, the space between enemies and lovers begins to collapse.Will Gwen and Ty discover that together they form a supernova of passion? Or will their budding relationship crash and burn on impact?*** The Space Between Us is a swoony, adventure-filled, delightfully funny tale of a woman who will do anything to save her job and the stubborn billionaire who dared to get in her way. It's a standalone rom-com with a little more spice than a regular Melanie Summers book. ***WHAT TO EXPECT: Enemies to loversS.T.E.M. romanceBillionaireAdventure, romantic settings, and a little dangerForced Proximity/Only one tentA secret cinnamon roll heroLoads of banter, awkward moments, and delicious tension
Flatland
Edwin Abbott Abbott (1838-1926) was an English clergyman, schoolmaster, Shakespearean scholar, and theologian best known as the author of the 1884 satirical novella Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions. Written pseudonymously as "A Square," the book used the fictional two-dimensional world of Flatland to parody the puritanical hierarchy and rigid stratification of Victorian culture, especially the low status of women.An underground favorite since its publication, inspiring many novel sequels and films, the story's most enduring contribution is its examination of dimensions, which introduced aspects of relativity and hyperspace years before Einstein published his famous theories. An illuminating mathematical treatise, Flatland has experienced a revival in popularity, especially among sci-fi and cyberpunk fans, due to its sharp social satire and challenge to our most basic perceptions of everyday reality "that seems to have been written for today."
How to Successfully Kidnap Strangers
1. Do not respond to bad reviews.2. If you must respond to bad reviews, please do not kidnap the reviewer.3. If you must kidnap the reviewer, do not kidnap him in a public area.4. If there are witnesses, do not also kidnap them.5. If you also kidnap the witnesses, consider quitting crystal meth.6. If you find yourself surrounded by hostages, purchase extra duct tape.7. Do not let the hostages take their own hostages.8. Invest in better coffee.9. Don't forget: dildo crucifixes have more than one use.10. And, most importantly: do not engage the severed heads in conversation.
