Wrapping XX24
Lady Seely Clown, a self-proclaimed comedian, chronicles her life on the fictional Planet X during the tumultuous year XX24. Through a humorous and satirical lens, she navigates personal struggles with anxieties, love and career while observing the socio-political drama unfolding around her, including a pivotal election in Invictus Land.Woven within are fantastical elements, social media frenzies, celebrity gossip, and a mysterious alien encounter that changes her life... forever.From a journey of self-discovery to a live-saving mission, it's all love in Lady Seely Clown's world.
You Are Here
THE INSTANT #1 SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLERA Good Housekeeping "Book We're Most Looking Forward To" * An Independent Today "Best Fiction Books to Read" * A GQ Magazine (UK) "Best Book of 2024" * A Harper's Bazaar (UK) "Best Novels to Read" * A Daily Record "Best Novel" "Captivating [and] flawless...An affectingly hard-won romance. [Michael is] a sturdy and slyly amusing authority figure, ... flailing amid the debris of a loving marriage gone sour. Marnie is a compulsively witty, winningly cranky near-agoraphobe...Both protagonists are prickly, smart and desperately yearning, but utterly guarded for understandably good reasons. Nicholls builds his own erotic and at times wrenchingly emotional suspense as the would-be lovers reveal past mishaps and surrendered dreams... As in the best romances, we cherish Michael's and Marnie's difficult personalities, and relish the unlikely process that might bring them together. The novel is sharp-tongued and irresistible." -- New York Times Book Review"I finished this novel in two breathless sittings, as invested in its outcome as I would be in the happiness of a friend. This is the magic of You Are Here: warm, generous and funny, it invites readers into the world of Marnie and Michael with the promise that everyone is welcome, and that choosing happiness and being courageous in any small way we can is always possible. I loved this book." -- Kaliane Bradley, author of The Ministry of TimeFrom the internationally bestselling and Booker Prize-longlisted author of One Day, one of the most enduring love stories of its generation, comes an uplifting and unputdownable contemporary romance about second chances.Sometimes you need to get lost to find your way . . .Michael is coming undone. Adrift after his wife's departure, he has begun taking himself on long, solitary walks across the English countryside. Becoming ever more reclusive, he'll do anything to avoid his empty house.Marnie, a witty copy-editor, is stuck. Hiding alone in her London flat, she avoids old friends and any reminders of her rotten, selfish ex-husband. Curled up with a good book, she's battling the long afternoons of a life that feels like it's passing her by.When a persistent mutual friend and some very unpredictable weather conspire to toss Michael and Marnie together in a classic case of forced proximity on the most epic of ten-day hikes, neither of them can think of anything worse. Until, of course, they discover exactly what they've been looking for.Michael and Marnie are on the precipice of a bright future . . . if they can survive the journey.A hilarious, hopeful, and heartwarming romantic comedy--the novel beloved New York Times bestselling author David Nicholls calls "my funniest book yet"--You Are Here is a bittersweet and hopeful story of first encounters, second chances, and finding the way home.
Zombie Moose of West Bath, Maine
Who wouldn't want to come to Maine and get their brains eaten by a Moose? Just sayin'.So, Gaige thinks he can cure the moose. Sandy wants to steal Gaige's research. Keith wants the moose to die. Idalene wants to rule the world and agrees with Keith. Lottie believes that it is her mission to defeat Satan, who is manifesting in the form of a moose. Harriet wants a picture of the Widgeon. And Professor Zoe falls in love with Professor Yader at a Planet of the Apes festival.
The Weans At Rowallan
Step into the enchanting world of "The Weans at Rowallan," a timeless classic that has been lovingly restored and republished by Alpha Editions after decades out of print. This captivating tale, penned by Kathleen Fitzpatrick, invites readers to experience the joys and adventures of childhood in a bygone era. What makes this book truly unique is its ability to transport you to a simpler time, where the innocence and wonder of youth are beautifully captured through the eyes of the spirited children at Rowallan. With themes of friendship, family, and the magic of imagination, this story resonates with readers of all ages, offering both nostalgia and new insights. This edition is more than just a reprint; it is a collector s item and a cultural treasure, meticulously restored for today s and future generations. Whether you're a casual reader or a classic literature aficionado, "The Weans at Rowallan" promises to be a cherished addition to your collection. Rediscover the charm and warmth of this literary gem, and let it inspire and delight you once more.
Divots
Step onto the lush greens of literary brilliance with "Divots" by the legendary P. G. Wodehouse, a timeless gem that has been out of print for decades and is now lovingly republished by Alpha Editions. This restored edition is not just a reprint; it s a collector s item and a cultural treasure, meticulously crafted for today s and future generations. "Divots" captures the whimsical charm and wit that only Wodehouse can deliver, weaving tales of golf, camaraderie, and the delightful absurdities of life. Each story is a masterclass in humor and storytelling, offering a unique glimpse into the golden age of literature. Whether you re a casual reader or a devoted collector of classic works, this book promises to enchant and entertain with its timeless appeal. Dive into a world where every page is a stroke of genius, and every character is a testament to Wodehouse s unparalleled talent. Don t miss the chance to own this beautifully restored classic, a must-have for any literary aficionado. Experience the joy of "Divots" and let it tee off a new chapter in your reading journey.
The Diary Of A Nobody
Step into the hilariously mundane world of Charles Pooter, the quintessential everyman, in "The Diary of a Nobody" a timeless comedic masterpiece that has charmed readers for generations. Once out of print for decades, this beloved classic is now beautifully restored and republished by Alpha Editions, ensuring its wit and warmth are preserved for today s and future generations. Join Pooter as he navigates the trivial trials of suburban life with endearing earnestness and unintentional humor. From social faux pas to domestic mishaps, his diary entries capture the absurdity of everyday existence with a charm that is both relatable and timeless. This edition is not just a reprint; it s a collector s item and a cultural treasure, offering a glimpse into Victorian society through the lens of humor and humanity. Whether you're a casual reader seeking a delightful escape or a collector of classic literature, "The Diary of a Nobody" promises to entertain and enlighten. Rediscover this gem and revel in the delightful absurdities of life with Charles Pooter an unforgettable character whose legacy endures.
Bunker Bean
Step into the whimsical world of "Bunker Bean," a forgotten gem now revived for the modern reader. Once out of print for decades, this captivating tale by Harry Leon Wilson is now beautifully restored and republished by Alpha Editions, offering a unique blend of humor, charm, and timeless wisdom. Meet Bunker Bean, an endearing underdog whose journey from self-doubt to self-discovery will resonate with anyone who has ever dared to dream. With a touch of mysticism and a dash of comedy, Wilson crafts a narrative that explores themes of identity, courage, and the power of belief. This edition is more than just a reprint; it's a collector's item and a cultural treasure, meticulously restored to preserve its original charm while making it accessible for today s and future generations. Whether you're a casual reader or a classic literature aficionado, "Bunker Bean" promises to enchant and inspire, reminding us all of the magic that lies within. Don't miss the chance to own a piece of literary history that continues to speak to the heart and soul.
The Water Goats, And Other Troubles
Discover the whimsical world of "The Water Goats, and Other Troubles" by Ellis Parker Butler, a timeless gem that has been out of print for decades and is now beautifully restored by Alpha Editions. This captivating collection of stories, once lost to time, is a cultural treasure that promises laughter and reflection for today s and future generations. Dive into Butler's masterful storytelling, where humor meets heart in tales that explore the quirks of human nature and the absurdities of everyday life. Each story is a delightful journey, filled with wit and charm, that will leave you pondering long after the last page is turned. This edition is not just a reprint; it s a collector s item, meticulously restored to preserve its original charm while making it accessible to modern readers. Whether you're a casual reader seeking a delightful escape or a collector of classic literature, "The Water Goats, and Other Troubles" is a must-have addition to your library. Embrace the joy of rediscovering a classic that continues to resonate with the universal truths of the human experience.
Going Nowhere Slow
Going Nowhere Slow is a razor-sharp, darkly comic coming-of-age novel about dead-end ambition, failed relationships, and the long, strange road to figuring yourself out. Thurston Ford is a drifting college dropout with a penchant for doodling, shrugging, and disappointing everyone who's ever cared about him. When his gothic girlfriend Martha kicks him out, Thurston trades a life of ramen-fueled codependency for an ill-prepared cross-country trek into the American Nowhere. But Thurston is just one traveler. Hawkins creates a stunning cast: a tech CEO, a Midwestern ladies' fellowship group, and a state succession movement all converging on one unsuspecting tourist town. Thurston is forced to confront his mediocrity, privilege, and the question he's avoided his whole life: What if no one thinks about you? Both painfully funny and surprisingly tender, Going Nowhere Slow captures the awkward, aching stretch between adolescence and adulthood with biting wit and quirky honesty.
Three Men In A Boat (To Say Nothing Of The Dog)
Three Men In A Boat (To Say Nothing Of The Dog) is a humorous exploration of friendship and the unpredictable nature of adventure. The story follows three friends and their dog, who embark on a boating trip along the Thames, hoping to find relief from their imagined ailments and escape the stress of their daily lives. Through their journey, the characters encounter a series of humorous misadventures, reflecting their personalities and the challenges they face in even the simplest of tasks. The narrative highlights the absurdity of their plans, from the initial discussions about their health to the chaotic situations they create along the way. The characters comedic interactions and the lighthearted atmosphere of their journey offer a delightful commentary on human nature, friendship, and the unpredictability of life. Their experiences serve as a reminder that sometimes the best moments are the ones that come from the most unexpected circumstances. With its witty observations and playful tone, the novel captures the charm and comedy of embarking on an adventure with good friends.
High Impact Insensitivity
Mark Goodenough's just made the biggest blunder in New Zealand sports broadcasting history. He's been fired from his job in radio and humiliated on air. His girlfriend has dumped him for his ex-best friend, and he's about to go viral in the worst possible way.But there is a chink of light on the horizon. Waiheke Island Radio, a local access station, has a position available. It's his last shot for a career in broadcasting. Little does h e know that the station is the focus of a sinister plot that goes right to the highest levels of government.Mark must not allow complaints to shut the station down, yet must manage a boundary pushing gender-fluid crew, drug taking villains, a funeral picketing priest, a nazi, and a dog going wild on air. Amongst the framing, hacking, intrigue, sabotage, a cyclone, and a Christmas parade, Mark finds himself in the thick of it. He and the team battle to save access radio.
Pocket Dog Danny
All good stories include a "pocket dog," and Pocket Dog Danny has some great ones to share! For Danny, a hotdog is the trigger to positive emotions and gratitude for special moments in his life. The second book of this children's series triggers fun fishing memories for Danny and comes with interactive pages for kids to write down fun memories of their own! Check out what happens to Pocket Dog Danny and his Uncle Ronnie that one day on the pontoon....
The Second Chance
A hilarious, emotional and thought-provoking book club read for fans of David Nicholls and Cecelia Ahern. ------------------ Nell has always known the date she's going to die. After a psychic predicted her death date twenty years ago, she has lived life accepting she would never see forty - embracing adventure and travelling the world, choosing fun over commitment and laying down roots.So, when the fateful day comes, Nell feels ready. She sends five excruciatingly honest confessions to her sister, parents and past loves, knowing she won't be around to face the consequences. Then, with her heart laid bare, all that's left to do is check into a glamorous hotel and wait for the inevitable...But when Nell unexpectedly wakes up the next morning broke, single and very much alive, she must figure out exactly how to seize this second chance at life. And then it also hits her: What on earth happens now that everyone knows how she really feels? This is the perfect book club read for fans of David Nicholls, Holly Smale and Beth O'Leary, asking what it is that makes for a life well lived. ------------------ 'A thought-provoking, funny, delight of a book, I couldn't put it down!' SOPHIE COUSENS
The Bongwater Chronicles No. 7
The inside grit on the historic cattle kingdom, interspersed with spiritual insight and metaphysics, wit and authentically crude cowboy humor, related by a cranky cook. "Hang-dog", the snake-eating and coffee-drinking telepathic angel with a girlfriend and a couple of kids at home, is harder to explain.
Agnes Browne
Now a major motion picture starring Anjelica Huston "Mammy" is what Irish children call their mothers and The Mammy is Agnes Browne--a widow struggling to raise seven children in a North Dublin neighborhood in the 1960s. Popular Irish comedian Brendan O'Carroll chronicles the comic misadventures of this large and lively family with raw humor and great affection. Forced to be mother, father, and referee to her battling clan, the ever-resourceful Agnes Browne occasionally finds a spare moment to trade gossip and quips with her best pal Marion Monks (alias "The Kaiser") and even finds herself pursued by the amorous Frenchman who runs the local pizza parlor. Like the novels of Roddy Doyle, The Mammy features pitch-perfect dialogue, lightning wit, and a host of colorful characters. Earthy and exuberant, the novel brilliantly captures the brash energy and cheerful irreverence of working-class Irish life.
Love and War Western Style
Love and War Western Style presents three radio plays commissioned by the CBC in the early 1990s. Snappy dialogue, whip-quick storytelling, and vivacious humour come together in these clever deconstructions of familiar romantic vehicles--the western, the Hollywood musical, the romance novel--featuring imaginary cowboys, wishes that go awry, and tough, unstoppable, feisty women. In Don't Fence Me In, Mitch Carter and his imaginary horse Boscoe face down the evil Dan Kinkaid in little one-horse towns called Gunshot, or Abaloney, or Mesquite, dreaming up great adventures--until Mitch's old friend Effie comes a-knockin'. In Boscoe's opinion, Mitch never should have opened that door. The Pretzel Maker, originally broadcast live from a tea dance at the Palliser Hotel, shows the unintended consequences that occur when Cornelia the Wish Therapist reads the leaves at the bottom of the obsessively shy Eric's teacup. Unstoppable metamorphosis and a relentless desire for revenge are triggered while Cornelia struggles to get a grip.Love and War Western Style follows the course of true love in the west, and it's a bumpy ride. Leo and Vinnie are a match made in heaven, if only he'd stop running her over with the tractor. Beryl spurns all her suitors and takes up chicken farming, but tricky Clyde has no intentions of staying spurned. And the wooing of Hallie Bedford makes Machiavelli look like a grade schooler.A pleasure to read and a joy to perform, Love and War Western Style follows in the rich Canadian radio tradition of Stuart McLean, Thomas King, and W.O. Mitchell.
