The Great Escape
Another laugh-out-loud story from the Sunday Times bestseller and author of Kindle sensation The Woman Who Ran Away from Everything. Hannah's getting cold feet, and needs a hen weekend to help her down the aisle - what could go wrong? Hannah's getting married... and has serious pre-wedding jitters. She adores Ryan but can't figure out how to fit into his grown-up, family-sized life. There's that fridge, for starters. That, too, is family-sized, with a gadget on the front that spits ice in her face. More alarming still are Ryan's children, Daisy, 10 and Josh, 13, who clearly don't relish the prospect of Hannah, a free-spirited greetings card illustrator, becoming their step-mum. So she fires off invitations to a hen weekend - just the ticket to get her into the marrying mood. Trouble is... New mum Sadie is leaving her twin babies for the very first time with their terrified dad... Lou is unaware that her long-term man Spike is desperate to bundle her onto that Glasgow-bound train so he can hot-foot it round to see his secret fling Miranda... And, unbeknown to the girls, Johnny, their sexy upstairs neighbour from their art college days, is still frequenting those haunts, desperately in need of a little magic to happen. Perfect for fans of Jill Mansell and Sophie Kinsella.
Frivolities Especially Addressed To Those Who Are Tired Of Being Serious
The Brookes Babes
The Brookes Babes dives into the chaotic world of early-2000s radio promotions, centred on the antics of Brookes Vibes in Oxford. The story follows Adam Banks's outrageous efforts to launch the "Brookes Babes" and the comedic misadventures of Carly Hemsworth, James Jenkins, and their colleagues. Set against the backdrop of GWR's infamous promotional culture, this fast-paced novel explores youthful ambition, corporate chaos, and the absurdity of workplace antics. It examines themes of ambition, gender dynamics, and self-discovery, all delivered with sharp wit and humour. Perfect for readers interested in media culture, workplace comedies, or nostalgic tales of the early 2000s.
Lucky Duck
"I robbed a bank. I got away with it. It wasn't even that hard."Recent college graduate Joel Howard, former bench warmer for his small town college team, is optimistic about his future with his out-of-his-league girlfriend and a job prospect with a local insurance agency. But things don't work out the way he plans when his girlfriend dumps him and he remains stuck at his unfulfilling position at the local shoe store in the mall.Desperately seeking a change of pace from his father's unrelenting nagging, Joel hatches a plan to rob the mall's bank on the night of Black Friday, 1987.Joel has always been lucky, despite the current string of bad luck. Has his luck run out? Or will it return in time to get him out of trouble?Lucky Duck is a comedic crime novel perfect if you're looking for something with the flavor of a John Hughes film from those 80s and 90s tomes like Risky Business or Breakfast Club.
Another Joke Book
These are jokes I've either read or have been told. I've compiled them all into this book IF YOUR PALM ITCHES YOU ARE GOING TO GET SOMETHINGBUT IF YOU'RE CROTCH ITCHES YOU ALL READY HAVE IT FREE MARRIAGE TIPDON'T ASK YOUR WIFE WHEN WILL DINNER BE READY WHILE SHE IS MOWING THE LAWN BEST FRIENDS DON'T CARE IF YOUR HOUSE IS CLEANTHEY CARE IF YOU HAVE BEER DURING A PROSTATE EXAM HE ASKED WHERE HE SHOULD PUT HIS PANTSBUT OVER THERE NEXT TO MINE IS NOT THE ANSWER HE WANTED TO HEAR I've been married to my wife for 57 years. I want to thank God, my wife Karen, my daughter Autumn and my grandson Dakota.
Leave It to Psmith (Warbler Classics Annotated Edition)
Leave It to Psmith by P. G. Wodehouse is an uproarious romp through the world of Blandings Castle, where misunderstandings and madcap schemes abound. When the enterprising and unflappable Psmith offers his services to "take care of everything," chaos ensues in the most charming and humorous way possible. From jewel thefts to mistaken identities, Wodehouse's wit shines as Psmith navigates a web of hilarious predicaments, all while maintaining his cool, impeccable style. A quintessential comedy of errors, Leave It to Psmith is a masterful blend of clever dialogue and eccentric characters, making it an enduring favorite of Wodehouse aficionados and anyone who delights in classic British humor. This Warbler Classics edition includes an extensive biographical timeline.
Mike and Psmith (Warbler Classics Annotated Edition)
Mike Jackson, cricket prodigy and easygoing student, is sent away from his beloved Wrykyn school to Sedleigh, a far smaller school, after a poor performance report card. Mike's spirits are at an all-time low, until he meets Rupert Psmith, an eccentric, monocle-wearing fellow newcomer whose verbal dexterity and force of personality quickly distinguish him. The P in his surname is silent ("as in pshrimp," in his own words) and was added by himself, in order to distinguish him from other Smiths. Together, Mike and Psmith navigate the challenges of their new school with humor and cleverness. While Mike longs to get back to his cricketing days, Psmith, with his unique outlook on life, has other ideas-taking Sedleigh by storm, one uproarious misadventure at a time. In this classic Wodehouse tale, readers are treated to a delightful mix of schoolboy camaraderie, sharp humor, and the larger-than-life charm of Psmith, one of Wodehouse's best-loved characters. Mike and Psmith is a sparkling early work from one of the greatest humorists of the twentieth century, filled with the wit, warmth, and wonderfully absurd characters that Wodehouse is known for. This Warbler Classics edition includes an extensive biographical timeline.
Psmith in the City (Warbler Classics Annotated Edition)
Psmith in the City showcases P. G. Wodehouse at his finest. In this sharp, witty novel we follow the irrepressible Psmith-an unconventional and effortlessly charming figure-and his steadfast friend Mike Jackson as they navigate the rigid confines of the New Asiatic Bank. Bound by the expectations of a corporate world that prizes order over creativity, Psmith refuses to conform. His irreverence for mundane office life and flair for bending the rules transform the humdrum routines of banking into a series of tellingly absurd encounters. For both seasoned Wodehouse fans and newcomers alike, Psmith in the City offers a clever satire of office life and a delightful foray into the antics of one of literature's most eccentric and lovable heroes. This Warbler Classics edition includes an extensive biographical timeline.
Psmith, Journalist (Warbler Classics Annotated Edition)
Psmith, Journalist begins with Psmith accompanying his Cambridge friend Mike to New York on a cricketing tour. By virtue of his boundless charm and flair, Psmith soon takes the reins of a small newspaper, which inadvertently lands him in the thick of a scandal involving corrupt slum landlords, prizefighting, and gangsters. The unflappable Psmith navigates a series of improbable twists and comic misunderstandings with characteristic wit and nonchalant elegance. Wodehouse effortlessly balances humor with social commentary in this light-hearted tale featuring one of Wodehouse's most enduring and endearing characters at his best. This Warbler Classics edition includes an extensive biographical timeline.
Village Secrets
A Dozen Stories About Villagers, Trysts, UFOs, Shady Economics, Counterfeiting, and Broken Dreams reveal the story of a small, quiet, fictional town called Opine, Wisconsin, where everybody knows everyone's business. Meet Hank, the best Postmaster and loveable guy ever, and get to know him as he and the author talk about secrets in town.
Party Girl
SECOND EDITION/THE PG VERSION FROM THE New York Times bestselling author comes the relaunch of the book that started the "Quit Lit" movement. Nearly two decades after HarperCollins released the original, Anna David has gone back and done what musicians have done for years: created a "clean version." This newly updated PG-rated second edition of the book is now back to entertain audiences with a tamer version of the story that shows the surprising hilarity of a sober life. Celebrity journalist Amelia Stone is the quintessential Hollywood party girl: she stays out late, rubs shoulders (and occasionally more) with celebrities and ingests copious amounts of cocaine. But after losing her job, her friends and much of her mind, Amelia makes the drastic decision to end her drug abuse. Once sober, she's hired by a big-name magazine to write a column detailing her wild adventures and she starts seeing the man who could be her Mr. Right. There's just one problem. Overnight, Amelia has become the new face of Hollywood nightlife, and her editors-who don't know she's come clean-want her to play the part. As the lure of her former fast-and-furious lifestyle begins to pull at her, she must decide whether to save herself or salvage her reputation as the ultimate party girl.
Party Girl
SECOND EDITION/THE PG VERSION FROM THE New York Times bestselling author comes the relaunch of the book that started the "Quit Lit" movement. Nearly two decades after HarperCollins released the original, Anna David has gone back and done what musicians have done for years: created a "clean version." This newly updated PG-rated second edition of the book is now back to entertain audiences with a tamer version of the story that shows the surprising hilarity of a sober life. Celebrity journalist Amelia Stone is the quintessential Hollywood party girl: she stays out late, rubs shoulders (and occasionally more) with celebrities and ingests copious amounts of cocaine. But after losing her job, her friends and much of her mind, Amelia makes the drastic decision to end her drug abuse. Once sober, she's hired by a big-name magazine to write a column detailing her wild adventures and she starts seeing the man who could be her Mr. Right. There's just one problem. Overnight, Amelia has become the new face of Hollywood nightlife, and her editors-who don't know she's come clean-want her to play the part. As the lure of her former fast-and-furious lifestyle begins to pull at her, she must decide whether to save herself or salvage her reputation as the ultimate party girl.
Genteel Anarchists
All his former colleagues at the Met had warned former Detective Inspector Alex Lucas against retiring to a place where he had spent childhood holidays, but now, even as he stood in the pouring rain looking out at the grey North Sea he knew they had been wrong. There he was, newly-retired and recently divorced, in a small Yorkshire harbour village where he had purchased a tiny cottage and settled to enjoy life in a supportive community which had its own approach to local fiscal policy where general practice is not to pester the Inland Revenue too much. As far as possible, jobs are done for friends and small contracts are settled in 'beer vouchers' with little paperwork. Alex is determined to get to know the locals but he is reluctant to disclose the fact that he is a former police officer in the fraud squad in case this alienates him from the community and their less than official interpretation of tax laws. He eventually realises that he cannot expect to be welcomed in to the village if he insists upon having such a secret and he gradually lets his guard down. All is pretty much perfect in his little Shangri-La, even when his former mother-in-law moves in to the village with her attempts to promote some form of reconciliation between him and his former wife. The main threat to his new life occurs when the village's only pub is threatened with closure, but the villagers will not go down without a fight.
February Fever
All aboard. It's murder on the Valentine Train in a heart-racing mystery from Amazon Charts bestselling and Edgar Award-nominated author Jess Lourey.Mira James is heading to Oregon by rail with two of her best friends to attend a PI conference. Even better, she'll see Johnny, the love of her life, who's in Portland for an internship. It'll be scenic, swift, and safe. Until it isn't.When a winter storm brings the train to a dead stop in the Rockies, Mira discovers that a woman in the next cabin has been murdered, and her husband and child have vanished. Rumors of an escaped convict do nothing to ease the passengers' frazzled nerves. To Mira, every one of them is a suspect.Trapped in a snowbound train with only two people she can trust, Mira has to solve a baffling disappearance and track down a killer--if she isn't derailed herself. Permanently.Revised edition: This edition of February Fever includes editorial revisions.
The Little Warrior
In The Little Warrior, P. G. Wodehouse crafts a delightful and heartwarming tale of resilience, romance, and reinvention. Jill Mariner is a young woman whose life is turned upside down when she suddenly loses her wealth and social standing. Refusing to give up, Jill decides to reinvent herself, embarking on an adventure that takes her from the high society of London to the bustling streets of New York. Along the way, she encounters a cast of unforgettable characters and learns important lessons about love, independence, and self-worth. With its sharp wit, engaging characters, and uplifting message, The Little Warrior is a classic romantic comedy that showcases Wodehouse's unparalleled ability to blend humor with heart. Jill's journey of self-discovery will resonate with readers who appreciate stories of personal growth and resilience.
Is That My Penis?
Come on a voyage exploring the wonderful world of willies, from the biggest to the smallest, the longest and the curliest, the first ever unofficial yet definitive animal Penis Book of Records... Is that my Penis? is a humourous yet still very educational, tongue in cheek look at the diverse and curious members of the animal kingdom.
Thirteen Touched Tales
These are stories taken from literature that were written and published 100 or more years ago. They are stories that have been "touched," i.e., adapted, to make them more suitable to be told orally rather than read. The collection includes 13 of the authors favorite stories ready to be told. Within these stories are ghosts, humor, feeling, and fun. The original authors will be familiar to many readers. Some are targeted to adult audiences, others to children. Readers have permission to tell the adapted stories wherever and however they wish. Permissions extend to recording the stories. However, please don't copy the stories onto the internet, social media, and such.
Something's Not Right
Cornelius Left University with a degree, but has done nothing with his first class education. He lives with his parents, his mother dotes on him and waits on him hand and foot, while his father sees him as a lazy good for nothing slob, who hasn't done a day's work in years. He spends all day either on, or in his bed, supposedly working on the the problems of the world, while his father is out at work. Corny meets an old school friend on one of his rare days out which sets off a disastrous chain of events....
Revenge of the Deadly Dozen
When justice is blind, can The Twelve see it through? Monica is barely a month into her role as leader of The Twelve-a secret group of retired experts tasked with eliminating London's most dangerous criminals-when a new case threatens to tear the team apart. Ex-plumber David Latham brings them a personal mission: assassinate Paul Storey, the only suspect who walked free after the racist murder of his best friend's son, Justin Morris in 2010.But as Monica and her team dig deeper, they uncover a web of corruption that reaches back decades. Old photos, hidden bribes, and buried secrets reveal the true killers and a sinister legacy of violence. And when police commissioner Suzanne Green makes a shocking confession, the team plot their own form of justice... As alliances are tested and enemies emerge from the shadows, Monica must lead The Twelve on their most dangerous mission yet. But will justice cost them everything?
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Short stories arrive with us in all shapes and sizes. A bereaved family riven by internal friction. A beleaguered policeman with a rejuvenated wife. A burnt-out doctor, counting the minutes. Cameos from life in a small Welsh town. Diversions to other crises around the world. In his first foray into fiction, Christopher C James's incendiary and acerbically witty collection of short stories is a perfectly observed study of the malaise of modern day life.
