The Great Escape
Another laugh-out-loud story from the Sunday Times bestseller and author of Kindle sensation The Woman Who Ran Away from Everything. Hannah's getting cold feet, and needs a hen weekend to help her down the aisle - what could go wrong? Hannah's getting married... and has serious pre-wedding jitters. She adores Ryan but can't figure out how to fit into his grown-up, family-sized life. There's that fridge, for starters. That, too, is family-sized, with a gadget on the front that spits ice in her face. More alarming still are Ryan's children, Daisy, 10 and Josh, 13, who clearly don't relish the prospect of Hannah, a free-spirited greetings card illustrator, becoming their step-mum. So she fires off invitations to a hen weekend - just the ticket to get her into the marrying mood. Trouble is... New mum Sadie is leaving her twin babies for the very first time with their terrified dad... Lou is unaware that her long-term man Spike is desperate to bundle her onto that Glasgow-bound train so he can hot-foot it round to see his secret fling Miranda... And, unbeknown to the girls, Johnny, their sexy upstairs neighbour from their art college days, is still frequenting those haunts, desperately in need of a little magic to happen. Perfect for fans of Jill Mansell and Sophie Kinsella.
Frivolities Especially Addressed To Those Who Are Tired Of Being Serious
A Man of Means A Series Of Six Stories
A Man of Means: A Series Of Six Stories is a collection of short stories that center around a man who, after unexpectedly coming into wealth, finds himself entangled in a series of disastrous situations. The protagonist is thrust into a world of social complexities, where his newfound fortune seems to lead him into unsuitable alliances and poor investments. Yet, through a combination of quick thinking and sheer luck, he manages to navigate these challenges, often escaping unscathed. The stories explore the themes of wealth, social class, and the unpredictable nature of fortune, revealing how a sudden change in financial status can complicate relationships and personal decisions. As the protagonist encounters a variety of comedic predicaments, the collection delves into the absurdity of wealth and its ability to both elevate and entrap those who are unprepared for it. Through humor and irony, the book highlights the often ridiculous consequences of trying to fit into a world of privilege, offering a light-hearted but sharp critique of the societal norms and expectations surrounding money and success.
Somewhere in Red Gap
""Somewhere in Red Gap"" by Harry Leon Wilson is a novel that involves a wealthy, cultured man who travels to the fictional town of Red Gap, seeking an escape from the hustle and bustle of city life and a taste of the rugged charm of the West. However, he soon discovers that Red Gap is filled with eccentric characters and unpredictable situations. As he interacts with the townsfolk, the protagonist encounters a variety of colorful personalities, leading to humorous misunderstandings and a deeper understanding of human nature. The novel cleverly explores themes of class differences and the clash between civilizations. Ultimately, it serves as a satire of societal norms, highlighting the absurdities found in both the elite and the rural inhabitants. Through witty observations and entertaining escapades, Wilson invites readers to reflect on the complexities of culture and the often comical nature of human interactions, making it a delightful commentary on life's contradictions.
Incidents of the War Humorous, Pathetic, and Descriptive
""Incidents of the War: Humorous, Pathetic, and Descriptive"" by Alfred Burnett offers a vivid portrayal of life during the Civil War, blending humor with poignant observations. Through a series of anecdotes, Burnett captures the diverse experiences of soldiers, civilians, and the absurdities of wartime life. The narrative oscillates between moments of levity-such as the comical blunders of soldiers-and the stark realities of conflict, revealing the emotional toll of war. Burnett's keen eye for detail brings the settings and characters to life, allowing readers to empathize with their struggles and triumphs. While the book is infused with humor, it does not shy away from the pathos of loss and the brutality of battle. Burnett's unique perspective highlights the resilience of the human spirit amidst chaos, offering a balanced view of the war's impact. Overall, the work serves as both an entertaining and reflective commentary on the complexities of human nature during one of the most tumultuous periods.
The Brookes Babes
The Brookes Babes dives into the chaotic world of early-2000s radio promotions, centred on the antics of Brookes Vibes in Oxford. The story follows Adam Banks's outrageous efforts to launch the "Brookes Babes" and the comedic misadventures of Carly Hemsworth, James Jenkins, and their colleagues. Set against the backdrop of GWR's infamous promotional culture, this fast-paced novel explores youthful ambition, corporate chaos, and the absurdity of workplace antics. It examines themes of ambition, gender dynamics, and self-discovery, all delivered with sharp wit and humour. Perfect for readers interested in media culture, workplace comedies, or nostalgic tales of the early 2000s.
Comedies Of Courtship
Comedies of Courtship by Anthony Hope is a collection of humorous stories that explore the complexities of love and relationships. In the opening tale, we are introduced to two engaged individuals, John Ashforth and Mary Travers, whose seemingly perfect engagement is thrown into turmoil when they each receive secret letters from other romantic interests. Despite their outward happiness-youth, wealth, and an ideal match-doubts and unspoken feelings complicate their relationship. Both John and Mary harbor hidden desires, creating a comedic tension as they each wrestle with their guilt and longing. When they discover the letters, the situation quickly spirals into misunderstandings and mistaken intentions, leading to a series of humorous and awkward moments. Hope's story skillfully contrasts the characters' outward loyalty with their inner temptations, showcasing the chaotic and often funny side of courtship. With wit and charm, Comedies of Courtship offers a lighthearted exploration of love, loyalty, and the comedic misadventures that arise when emotions and desires conflict with societal expectations.
Samantha on the Woman Question
Samantha on the Woman Question by Marietta Holley is a notable work of 19th-century social commentary that addresses feminist issues and gender equality with a blend of humor and satire. Through the character of Samantha, Holley explores progressive ideas and women's rights, offering a critique of traditional gender roles and advocating for social reform. The book delves into women's suffrage and other contemporary women's issues, providing a humorous yet insightful perspective on the social debates of the time. Holley's use of satire allows her to address serious topics such as gender equality and women's advocacy while engaging readers in a character-driven narrative. The book reflects the historical context of the late 19th century, capturing the evolving discourse around women's roles and rights. Samantha on the Woman Question remains a significant contribution to discussions on gender and social reform, blending wit with social critique to challenge and entertain.
In the Sweet Dry and Dry
"In the Sweet Dry and Dry" by Christopher Morley and Bart Haley is a delightful piece of fiction that offers a humorous and satirical take on American life. The book features a lighthearted narrative, blending social satire with character-driven storytelling. Through its anecdotal stories and humoristic tales, the authors provide a satirical commentary on human nature and societal norms. Set in the 20th century, the novel reflects the social observations and playful narrative style characteristic of both Morley and Haley. Their collaboration results in a rich tapestry of witty and engaging tales that explore various aspects of everyday life. The book's clever use of humor and its insightful look at social dynamics make it a notable example of American literature, showcasing the authors' skill in blending satire with entertaining fiction. "In the Sweet Dry and Dry" stands out for its charming approach to narrative and its sharp observations of the human experience.
Flower, Fruit, and Thorn Pieces Or, The Wedded Life, Death, And Marriage Of Firmian Stanislaus Siebenkaes, Parish Advocate In The Burgh Of Kuhschnappel Book I
Flower, Fruit, and Thorn Pieces: Or, The Wedded Life, Death, And Marriage Of Firmian Stanislaus Siebenk疆s, Parish Advocate In The Burgh Of Kuhschnappel Book I by Jean Paul is a profound and satirical exploration of 18th-century German society. This philosophical novel, set during the Romantic period, delves into the personal struggles of Firmian Stanislaus Siebenk疆s, a parish advocate, as he navigates the complexities of marriage, death, and social expectations. Jean Paul's use of humor and irony serves to critique societal norms and the human condition, while the novel's emotional depth offers insight into existential themes. The protagonist's wedded life is depicted with a balance of satire and introspection, revealing the intricacies of human relationships. Through its parody of conventional romantic and philosophical ideas, the book becomes a powerful commentary on life's uncertainties. Jean Paul's character-driven narrative and his ability to blend emotional reflection with sharp social critique make this work a standout piece in German Romantic literature.
Holiday Romance
Holiday Romance by Charles Dickens is a playful and imaginative children's story, brimming with fantasy and adventure. Set in the Victorian era, the book stands out for its whimsical narrative, where the innocence of childhood is celebrated through the lens of youthful imagination. Divided into four short stories, each "romance" is told from the perspective of a child, weaving nautical themes and fanciful adventures into their storytelling. One of the most charming aspects of Holiday Romance is the humor Dickens brings to the tales, allowing the young protagonists to create worlds of their own where they take on grand roles, often mimicking adult behaviors in amusing ways. Though originally written for children, the story also resonates with adults who appreciate Dickens' wit and his insightful portrayal of childhood. Overall, Holiday Romance remains a lighthearted, yet thoughtful work that showcases Dickens' range as a writer.
Pencil Sketches Or, Outlines Of Character And Manners
Pencil Sketches Or, Outlines Of Character And Manners by Eliza Leslie is a collection of short stories that offers a satirical glimpse into 19th-century American social manners and character studies. Through vivid sketches, Leslie explores the etiquette and domestic life of middle-class American society, providing a detailed observation of relationships, gender roles, and moral values. The stories, written with a sharp wit, reveal the intricacies of social interactions and the expectations placed upon women during that period. Leslie's work highlights the cultural nuances and societal norms of the time, presenting a reflective and often humorous critique of American life. Her keen insights into social behavior and morality make this collection a valuable commentary on the evolving roles and manners in 19th-century America, showcasing both the constraints and the dynamics of middle-class existence.
Another Joke Book
These are jokes I've either read or have been told. I've compiled them all into this book IF YOUR PALM ITCHES YOU ARE GOING TO GET SOMETHINGBUT IF YOU'RE CROTCH ITCHES YOU ALL READY HAVE IT FREE MARRIAGE TIPDON'T ASK YOUR WIFE WHEN WILL DINNER BE READY WHILE SHE IS MOWING THE LAWN BEST FRIENDS DON'T CARE IF YOUR HOUSE IS CLEANTHEY CARE IF YOU HAVE BEER DURING A PROSTATE EXAM HE ASKED WHERE HE SHOULD PUT HIS PANTSBUT OVER THERE NEXT TO MINE IS NOT THE ANSWER HE WANTED TO HEAR I've been married to my wife for 57 years. I want to thank God, my wife Karen, my daughter Autumn and my grandson Dakota.
Mike and Psmith (Warbler Classics Annotated Edition)
Mike Jackson, cricket prodigy and easygoing student, is sent away from his beloved Wrykyn school to Sedleigh, a far smaller school, after a poor performance report card. Mike's spirits are at an all-time low, until he meets Rupert Psmith, an eccentric, monocle-wearing fellow newcomer whose verbal dexterity and force of personality quickly distinguish him. The P in his surname is silent ("as in pshrimp," in his own words) and was added by himself, in order to distinguish him from other Smiths. Together, Mike and Psmith navigate the challenges of their new school with humor and cleverness. While Mike longs to get back to his cricketing days, Psmith, with his unique outlook on life, has other ideas-taking Sedleigh by storm, one uproarious misadventure at a time. In this classic Wodehouse tale, readers are treated to a delightful mix of schoolboy camaraderie, sharp humor, and the larger-than-life charm of Psmith, one of Wodehouse's best-loved characters. Mike and Psmith is a sparkling early work from one of the greatest humorists of the twentieth century, filled with the wit, warmth, and wonderfully absurd characters that Wodehouse is known for. This Warbler Classics edition includes an extensive biographical timeline.
Psmith, Journalist (Warbler Classics Annotated Edition)
Psmith, Journalist begins with Psmith accompanying his Cambridge friend Mike to New York on a cricketing tour. By virtue of his boundless charm and flair, Psmith soon takes the reins of a small newspaper, which inadvertently lands him in the thick of a scandal involving corrupt slum landlords, prizefighting, and gangsters. The unflappable Psmith navigates a series of improbable twists and comic misunderstandings with characteristic wit and nonchalant elegance. Wodehouse effortlessly balances humor with social commentary in this light-hearted tale featuring one of Wodehouse's most enduring and endearing characters at his best. This Warbler Classics edition includes an extensive biographical timeline.
Psmith in the City (Warbler Classics Annotated Edition)
Psmith in the City showcases P. G. Wodehouse at his finest. In this sharp, witty novel we follow the irrepressible Psmith-an unconventional and effortlessly charming figure-and his steadfast friend Mike Jackson as they navigate the rigid confines of the New Asiatic Bank. Bound by the expectations of a corporate world that prizes order over creativity, Psmith refuses to conform. His irreverence for mundane office life and flair for bending the rules transform the humdrum routines of banking into a series of tellingly absurd encounters. For both seasoned Wodehouse fans and newcomers alike, Psmith in the City offers a clever satire of office life and a delightful foray into the antics of one of literature's most eccentric and lovable heroes. This Warbler Classics edition includes an extensive biographical timeline.
Leave It to Psmith (Warbler Classics Annotated Edition)
Leave It to Psmith by P. G. Wodehouse is an uproarious romp through the world of Blandings Castle, where misunderstandings and madcap schemes abound. When the enterprising and unflappable Psmith offers his services to "take care of everything," chaos ensues in the most charming and humorous way possible. From jewel thefts to mistaken identities, Wodehouse's wit shines as Psmith navigates a web of hilarious predicaments, all while maintaining his cool, impeccable style. A quintessential comedy of errors, Leave It to Psmith is a masterful blend of clever dialogue and eccentric characters, making it an enduring favorite of Wodehouse aficionados and anyone who delights in classic British humor. This Warbler Classics edition includes an extensive biographical timeline.
February Fever
All aboard. It's murder on the Valentine Train in a heart-racing mystery from Amazon Charts bestselling and Edgar Award-nominated author Jess Lourey.Mira James is heading to Oregon by rail with two of her best friends to attend a PI conference. Even better, she'll see Johnny, the love of her life, who's in Portland for an internship. It'll be scenic, swift, and safe. Until it isn't.When a winter storm brings the train to a dead stop in the Rockies, Mira discovers that a woman in the next cabin has been murdered, and her husband and child have vanished. Rumors of an escaped convict do nothing to ease the passengers' frazzled nerves. To Mira, every one of them is a suspect.Trapped in a snowbound train with only two people she can trust, Mira has to solve a baffling disappearance and track down a killer--if she isn't derailed herself. Permanently.Revised edition: This edition of February Fever includes editorial revisions.
Party Girl
SECOND EDITION/THE PG VERSION FROM THE New York Times bestselling author comes the relaunch of the book that started the "Quit Lit" movement. Nearly two decades after HarperCollins released the original, Anna David has gone back and done what musicians have done for years: created a "clean version." This newly updated PG-rated second edition of the book is now back to entertain audiences with a tamer version of the story that shows the surprising hilarity of a sober life. Celebrity journalist Amelia Stone is the quintessential Hollywood party girl: she stays out late, rubs shoulders (and occasionally more) with celebrities and ingests copious amounts of cocaine. But after losing her job, her friends and much of her mind, Amelia makes the drastic decision to end her drug abuse. Once sober, she's hired by a big-name magazine to write a column detailing her wild adventures and she starts seeing the man who could be her Mr. Right. There's just one problem. Overnight, Amelia has become the new face of Hollywood nightlife, and her editors-who don't know she's come clean-want her to play the part. As the lure of her former fast-and-furious lifestyle begins to pull at her, she must decide whether to save herself or salvage her reputation as the ultimate party girl.
Genteel Anarchists
All his former colleagues at the Met had warned former Detective Inspector Alex Lucas against retiring to a place where he had spent childhood holidays, but now, even as he stood in the pouring rain looking out at the grey North Sea he knew they had been wrong. There he was, newly-retired and recently divorced, in a small Yorkshire harbour village where he had purchased a tiny cottage and settled to enjoy life in a supportive community which had its own approach to local fiscal policy where general practice is not to pester the Inland Revenue too much. As far as possible, jobs are done for friends and small contracts are settled in 'beer vouchers' with little paperwork. Alex is determined to get to know the locals but he is reluctant to disclose the fact that he is a former police officer in the fraud squad in case this alienates him from the community and their less than official interpretation of tax laws. He eventually realises that he cannot expect to be welcomed in to the village if he insists upon having such a secret and he gradually lets his guard down. All is pretty much perfect in his little Shangri-La, even when his former mother-in-law moves in to the village with her attempts to promote some form of reconciliation between him and his former wife. The main threat to his new life occurs when the village's only pub is threatened with closure, but the villagers will not go down without a fight.
The Little Warrior
In The Little Warrior, P. G. Wodehouse crafts a delightful and heartwarming tale of resilience, romance, and reinvention. Jill Mariner is a young woman whose life is turned upside down when she suddenly loses her wealth and social standing. Refusing to give up, Jill decides to reinvent herself, embarking on an adventure that takes her from the high society of London to the bustling streets of New York. Along the way, she encounters a cast of unforgettable characters and learns important lessons about love, independence, and self-worth. With its sharp wit, engaging characters, and uplifting message, The Little Warrior is a classic romantic comedy that showcases Wodehouse's unparalleled ability to blend humor with heart. Jill's journey of self-discovery will resonate with readers who appreciate stories of personal growth and resilience.
Is That My Penis?
Come on a voyage exploring the wonderful world of willies, from the biggest to the smallest, the longest and the curliest, the first ever unofficial yet definitive animal Penis Book of Records... Is that my Penis? is a humourous yet still very educational, tongue in cheek look at the diverse and curious members of the animal kingdom.
Something's Not Right
Cornelius Left University with a degree, but has done nothing with his first class education. He lives with his parents, his mother dotes on him and waits on him hand and foot, while his father sees him as a lazy good for nothing slob, who hasn't done a day's work in years. He spends all day either on, or in his bed, supposedly working on the the problems of the world, while his father is out at work. Corny meets an old school friend on one of his rare days out which sets off a disastrous chain of events....
Thirteen Touched Tales
These are stories taken from literature that were written and published 100 or more years ago. They are stories that have been "touched," i.e., adapted, to make them more suitable to be told orally rather than read. The collection includes 13 of the authors favorite stories ready to be told. Within these stories are ghosts, humor, feeling, and fun. The original authors will be familiar to many readers. Some are targeted to adult audiences, others to children. Readers have permission to tell the adapted stories wherever and however they wish. Permissions extend to recording the stories. However, please don't copy the stories onto the internet, social media, and such.
Revenge of the Deadly Dozen
When justice is blind, can The Twelve see it through? Monica is barely a month into her role as leader of The Twelve-a secret group of retired experts tasked with eliminating London's most dangerous criminals-when a new case threatens to tear the team apart. Ex-plumber David Latham brings them a personal mission: assassinate Paul Storey, the only suspect who walked free after the racist murder of his best friend's son, Justin Morris in 2010.But as Monica and her team dig deeper, they uncover a web of corruption that reaches back decades. Old photos, hidden bribes, and buried secrets reveal the true killers and a sinister legacy of violence. And when police commissioner Suzanne Green makes a shocking confession, the team plot their own form of justice... As alliances are tested and enemies emerge from the shadows, Monica must lead The Twelve on their most dangerous mission yet. But will justice cost them everything?
Unredacted Expletives
Short stories arrive with us in all shapes and sizes. A bereaved family riven by internal friction. A beleaguered policeman with a rejuvenated wife. A burnt-out doctor, counting the minutes. Cameos from life in a small Welsh town. Diversions to other crises around the world. In his first foray into fiction, Christopher C James's incendiary and acerbically witty collection of short stories is a perfectly observed study of the malaise of modern day life.
The Perfectly Imperfect Little Girl
Embrace your wild, precious, perfectly imperfect life!The Perfectly Imperfect Little Girl is a subversive adult storybook that flips the script on traditional tales. Through evidence-based insights like "pretending to be perfect is never worth the cost" and "pleasing others is not why we are truly loved", this book captures the real, relatable experiences of women choosing authenticity over approval. Written to make you laugh, cry, and say "f*ck yes!" It celebrates the messy truth of being human.Meet a little girl with a curl right in the middle of her forehead. Some days, she's up and dressed without a fuss; other days, she's frustrated, messy, and rebellious. Either way, she's learning that she's just fine as she is. Each page is a bold reminder that trying to be perfect isn't the answer-it's about being your unique self as you ask and answer the question that matters: "On whose terms and for whose benefit am I living my wild and precious life?"In The Perfectly Imperfect Little Girl, you'll discover: Raw, honest reflections on embracing both your shining and messy moments-and why neither your looks, your emotions, nor your mistakes define your worthA bold perspective on saying "no," owning your choices, and living unapologetically in your own skinLife-changing insights about shedding "good girl" expectations to build a life that's true to your wild, precious spiritThis isn't just another story-it's an invitation to find your voice, claim your worth, and celebrate what makes you uniquely you.Let's get started-shake off those 'good girl' beliefs, savor each page, and remember: we're just f*cking fine!
Some Hero
Romance, Comedy and SuperpowersIt should be a snap, right? When Jason unexpectedly acquires superpowers, he figures he has it made. He'll become a superhero, sweep Penny off her feet and earn a mint in endorsements. All while inspiring a great love of literature in his students and leading his pub trivia team to victory.But it turns out that being a hero is harder than he thinks. Even when he's "more powerful than a locomotive," it's hard to find locomotives that need stopping. And his powers offer him surprisingly little help in preparing his classes, impressing women or paying off his credit card bills.During his first year teaching high school English, Jason makes little progress in becoming a superhero. On the other hand, he learns some important lessons about love, teaching and the limits of using comics as a guide to life.
2nd Last Chance
'Darren has reached deeply into the very bottom of toilet humour.''iiieeeooo.'Humankind has one more chance, a second-last chance, to survive. We are in a lot of trouble if these zany characters are our last hope.Prison Planet accommodates the American crew, safely landing with all dubious passengers intact. An evil warden assumes the role of dictator for the planet's lifers. Crew 7 must escape the clutches of the warden and his hench . . . men/women/other. But who are the real criminals?The House of FILTH. Some still dealing with their own afflictions, the ex-psychiatric patients stumble upon an oasis on a new planet. The 'most powerful organisation in the universe' does not take kindly to strangers.In another world, on the isolated island of Retro-Tech, who or what is the unknown entity that has seized control? Climb aboard the realm-hopping transport with Arros Sole to get to the bottom of it.
