A Safety Match
Laugh out loud with this rollicking tale of romance and mishaps in the early 20th century. Ian Hay's witty and engaging writing style brings to life a cast of memorable characters, including the hapless protagonist, Tony Mileham, and his charming love interest, the Honorable Betty Silverdale. From mistaken identities to madcap adventures, this delightful novel is sure to delight anyone in search of a good laugh.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Case Studies in Abnormal Behavior
Follow Mrs. Brown on her travels to Paris in this humorous and entertaining story by Arthur Sketchley, with illustrations by George Rose. A delightful read for anyone who loves travel and comedy.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
The Inimitable Jeeves
""The Inimitable Jeeves"" is a delightful comedic novel written by P. G. Wodehouse, featuring the lovable and ingenious character of Jeeves, the gentleman's personal valet. The book is a collection of interconnected short stories that follow the misadventures of Bertie Wooster, a well-meaning but often bumbling young man, and the ever-resourceful Jeeves, who comes to his rescue with his wit, intelligence, and impeccable problem-solving skills. Set in the glamorous and eccentric world of the English upper class, the novel showcases Wodehouse's trademark humour, sparkling dialogue, and hilarious misunderstandings. With Jeeves's unwavering calm and unrivalled ability to extricate Bertie from absurd situations, the stories are filled with laughter, mishaps, and the charm of Wodehouse's inimitable writing style. ""The Inimitable Jeeves"" is a timeless classic that captures the essence of the 1920s, offering readers a delightful escape into a world of witty banter, unforgettable characters, and uproarious escapades.
Human Behavior in the Social Environment
A delightful and humorous novel about three quirky spinster sisters who embark on a tropical adventure to Hawaii. This book brims with colorful characters, witty dialogue, and charming descriptions of island life and culture, as well as touching insights into the joys and challenges of sisterhood.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Irving's Works
A humorous and satirical history of New York City, written by Washington Irving and later revised by his nephew, Pierre Munroe Irving.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Friends & Playmates, By Mars
This book is a collection of short stories and sketches by Maurice Bonvoisin, a French writer and journalist, who was known for his humorous and satirical style. The stories in this book are inspired by Bonvoisin's travels and experiences and provide readers with a glimpse into the everyday life of people in the early 20th century. The book is a light-hearted and entertaining read that is sure to bring a smile to your face.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
In Pastures New
In Pastures New is a delightful collection of humor and satire from one of America's most beloved writers. Set in the small towns and countryside of Indiana, these stories and sketches offer a charming and affectionate portrait of Midwestern life at the turn of the 20th century. Filled with memorable characters, wry wit, and poignant observations, this collection is a joy to read from start to finish.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Josiah Allen’s Wife As a P. A. and P. I.
Josiah Allen's Wife is a hilarious and touching portrait of life in rural America, as seen through the eyes of Samantha Allen, a feisty and opinionated housewife. In this installment, Samantha travels to Philadelphia for the Centennial Exhibition, where she encounters a host of colorful characters and engages in a variety of escapades. Along the way, she offers her trademark blend of wit, wisdom, and homespun philosophy. With its gentle humor and keen observations of human nature, Josiah Allen's Wife is a classic of American literature.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
The Princess Pat
A delightful musical comedy filled with charming songs and a captivating plot. Follow the adventures of Princess Patricia of Burnswick as she falls in love with a young American soldier and navigates the politics of the royal court. This timeless classic is sure to leave a smile on your face and a tune in your head.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
The Way and Its Power
Join the lovable rogue Tartarin as he travels to the Alps on a quixotic adventure to hunt chamois. Filled with humor, romance, and breathtaking descriptions of the natural world, this classic French novel is sure to delight readers of all ages.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Get-rich-quick Wallingford. A Cheerful Account of the Rise and Fall of an American Business Buccaneer
First published in 1908, this comedic novel follows the exploits of Wallingford, a charismatic and cunning businessman who, through a series of elaborate scams and get-rich-quick schemes, builds a fortune only to see it slip away due to his own greed and mismanagement. Despite his ignominious downfall, Wallingford remains a lovable rogue who embodies the American spirit of optimism and opportunism.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Vagabonds in P矇rigord
In this humorous novel, a group of British tourists embark on a hiking trip through the countryside of P矇rigord, France. Despite their varied personalities and backgrounds, the tourists form a bond as they navigate the challenges of the trail and encounter a cast of eccentric characters along the way. The novel is a delightful romp through the French countryside, filled with wit, charm, and good-natured humor.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Perverted Proverbs
Perverted Proverbs: A Manual of Immorals for the Many, a classical book, has been considered important throughout the human history, and so that this work is never forgotten we at Alpha Editions have made efforts in its preservation by republishing this book in a modern format for present and future generations. This whole book has been reformatted, retyped and designed. These books are not made of scanned copies of their original work and hence the text is clear and readable.
Over Yonder
"Sometimes you can choose your family." Mavis Montgomery anxiously awaits the results of her ancestry DNA test. She's never had any real desire to learn more about her mysterious father's roots, but she recently couldn't shake the nagging feeling that there may be something or someone out there who could tell her more about her heritage. A string of random break-ins across the county threatens Wilbur's prized possessions, his antique tractors. Between the holidays and the ins and outs of a new relationship, Wilbur finds his life changing once again. Opal and Maude are up to their usual adventures. Being the matriarchs of Rhinestone has its privileges, but it comes with a lot of responsibility. They can't trust the law or the younger generations to catch the burglars or manage their dating lives on their own.
The Modern Traveller
The Modern Traveller, a classical book, has been considered important throughout the human history, and so that this work is never forgotten we at Alpha Editions have made efforts in its preservation by republishing this book in a modern format for present and future generations. This whole book has been reformatted, retyped and designed. These books are not made of scanned copies of their original work and hence the text is clear and readable.
How to Get Your Fucking Money Back
Be forewarned: Despite its title, this book contains absolutely no helpful advice for obtaining refunds. Instead, a cast of fictional characters and Ritcher's alter egos regale you with an amusingly disjointed series of adventures from his storied life. Almost none of it is true (but some of it is). You'll read about how he served in the Belgian National Guard, launched the Burger Chef restaurant chain, hosted the hit TV show "Animal Autopsy" and spent several years married to Kirsten Dunst during her two terms as governor of Kentucky. The book is full of secret nuggets, including another book called "Presidential Fun Facts & Trivia," information on bird spotting, proper table settings and a full 90 pages of About the Author, which includes a little detour called About the Author's Dogs. "How to Get Your Fucking Money Back" is an absurd, heavily footnoted, 154-page ride that gleefully disregards reality, the rules of storytelling and, occasionally, some common respect for the English language.
Mister Manners
Alexander Strange, America's only full-time weird-news reporter, is on the trail of the elusive Florida vigilante known as Mister Manners.Mister Manners has been on a rampage, gluing grocery carts to car roofs, hiding pythons in tourists' beds, and now the cops believe he dumped a load of horse manure on a naked mob bagman.He's become a social media phenomenon, a kind of modern Robin Hood, striking out against stupidity and rudeness.Who is this guy? Alexander Strange is determined to score the first interview with him. But first he must dodge a hired gun, a crazed narc who think's he's Hunter S. Thompson reincarnated, the Queen of Murder and Mayhem, and a deadly toad--all during a raging pandemic.And Mister Manners, himself, could be tricky to deal with--he's a trained killer, after all.
Sudden Jim
This is a classic American novel about a man named Jim who suddenly finds himself in possession of a large sum of money. The book follows Jim's adventures and misadventures as he tries to navigate his new wealth and the people who are after it. The book is a humorous and engaging story that will keep readers entertained from beginning to end.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Salmagundi; Or, the Whim-Whams and Opinions of Launcelot Langstaff, and Others
A collection of satirical essays, short stories, and poems that lampooned the political and social trends of its time. Written during the early years of the United States, it is a witty and insightful commentary on the changing nature of American society. This edition includes a comprehensive introduction and notes that provide historical context and literary analysis.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Animals Everywhere!
This humorous novel, first published in 1906, follows the misadventures of a bumbling young lawyer as he navigates the legal system of Victorian England. Packed with unforgettable characters and witty dialogue, The Life and Adventures of a Limb of the Law is a delightful read from start to finish.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
The Columbia Guide to Religion in American History
The Dodd Family Abroad tells the story of the Dodd family's travels through Europe. Led by the patriarch, Mr. Dodd, the family encounters a series of misadventures and mishaps as they navigate unfamiliar cultures and customs. Along the way, they meet a cast of colorful characters, from aristocrats to bandits, and experience a range of emotions, from joy to heartbreak. Lever's witty and engaging prose will keep readers entertained from start to finish.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Vice Vers璽
This humorous novel tells the tale of a father and son who switch bodies, leading to a hilarious series of mishaps and misunderstandings. Anstey's sharp wit and clever satire make this book a delight to read, while the underlying message about the importance of empathy and perspective makes it a valuable addition to any library.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Holy Bible
In this witty and irreverent satire, Barry Pain takes aim at the absurdities of the social elite. Through a series of misadventures surrounding the titular club, Pain skewers the conventions of Victorian society with incisive humor and biting wit.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Munchausen at Walcheren
Embark on a wild and wacky adventure with the one and only Baron Munchausen as he continues his incredible exploits on the island of Walcheren. Written by the legendary storyteller Karl Friedrich H. M羹nchhausen, this rollicking tale is full of laughs, thrills, and unexpected twists. A must-read for anyone looking for a good laugh or a great story.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Witless Willie, the Idiot Boy. by the Author of ’mary Mathieson’
A lighthearted and humorous tale of a young boy with a talent for getting into trouble. Readers will laugh and cringe in equal measure as they follow the misadventures of Witless Willie, brought to life by the inimitable storytelling skills of the author of 'Mary Mathieson'.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Biltmore Oswald, the Diary of a Hapless Recruit
A witty and satirical account of the experiences of a young man drafted into the US Army during World War I, and his subsequent misadventures.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Risk
In this classic work of American literature, Peter B. Kyne explores the complexities of life and work in early 20th century America. With vivid characters and gripping plotlines, this work is a must-read for anyone interested in the history and culture of the United States in the early 1900s.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Lavender and old Lace
This charming romantic novel tells the story of a young woman who finds love and adventure in the English countryside. With its vivid descriptions of nature and its heartfelt portrayal of the joys and sorrows of love, this book is a delightful read for anyone looking for a good dose of romance and escapism.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
The Caravaners
A humorous novel about a group of travelers as they embark on a caravan tour through England.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
The Queen of Subtleties
A tremendously vivid, page-turning and plausible novel that depicts the rise and fall of Anne Boleyn, the most spirited, independent and courageous of Henry's queens, as viewed from both the bedrooms and the kitchens of the Tudor court. Everyone knows the story of Anne Boleyn. Henry VIII divorced his longstanding, long-suffering, older, Spanish wife for a young, black-eyed English beauty, and, in doing so, severed England from Rome and indeed from the rest of the western world. Then, when Henry had what he wanted, he managed a mere three years of marriage before beheading his wife for alleged adultery with several men, among them his own best friend and her own brother. This is the context for Suzannah Dunn's wonderful new novel, which is about - and told by - two women: Anne Boleyn, king's mistress and fated queen; and Lucy Cornwallis, the king's confectioner, an employee of the very highest status, who made the centrepiece of each of the feasts to mark the important occasions in Anne's ascent. There's another link between them, though: the lovely Mark Smeaton, wunderkind musician, the innocent on whom, ultimately, Anne's downfall hinged... Suzannah Dunn has wit, a mastery of dialogue, brilliant characterization, lack of pretence, and good humour. The Queen of Subtleties adds to that mix a wonderfully balanced, strong story and the result is sensational.
You Didn't Hear This From Me
When eccentric millionaire John reunites with his long-lost lover, he thinks he's finally found happiness. But after surviving a deadly party, he begins to hear wedding bells in his future. Meanwhile, famous TV comedian Hellen G is trying to repair her career after a scandal threatens to ruin her reputation.As John plans his upcoming nuptials, newly engaged couple Smith and Jess are juggling running their hotel business and planning their own wedding at the same time. They're determined to make it work, but the stress of it all is starting to take its toll.Meanwhile, Cody, a professional Helen G impersonator, takes a job that turns out to be much deadlier than he anticipated. And when Jane Doe wakes up from a coma, she discovers that someone has stolen her entire life.As these characters' paths intersect and their lives become increasingly intertwined, they must navigate love, loss, and danger in order to find their own happy endings.
Askatasuna
On an otherwise ordinary spring day, Alice Witney thought she recognised a demon from her long buried past. She could have decided it was just coincidence but instead, as was her nature, acted on instinct causing a minor affray in a supermarket. Had she have thought for a moment, Alice may have sensed that life was not ever going to be quite the same after the incident. She could have taken her shopping back to the freedom of her narrowboat home and sailed away again. Life could have gone on as normal for her small but perfectly dysfunctional family for many years. Instead she was drawn into a bizarre adventure involving the two people closest and dearest to her as the past she had hidden, for the greater good, seemed to hit all concerned soundly in the face.
Sumomomo, Momomo 7
Winner of the Lefty Award for Best Humorous Mystery of 2023!"Cheap Trills is strikingly original, brightly inventive, masterfully plotted, and truly hilarious." -Stephen Mack Jones, author of the award-winning August Snow thriller novels After her mother sneaks off on an Eat, Pray, Love tour to Bali that goes horribly wrong, travel agent Cyd Redondo must outwit a ring of songbird smugglers and take on a killer, all while trying to keep three orphaned, endangered Bali Starling chicks alive in her purse. It's 2007 and Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, has Eat, Pray, Love fever. Every book club in town is devouring the bestseller and all of Cyd's senior citizen clients are dying to head to exotic Bali. But the travel agent in Cyd only sees its dangers-three active volcanos, six venomous snake species, no wheelchair ramps, about fifteen possible tropical diseases, and the death penalty for smugglers. So she's hurt and furious, but also terrified, when her mother, Bridget, sneaks off with two friends on a Bali tour booked by Cyd's archnemesis, Peggy Newsome. Of course, Bridget and her friends wind up stranded and smack dab in the middle of a murder investigation. Now Cyd must navigate Balinese culture, battle songbird smugglers and thieving monkeys, commandeer a funicular railway, infiltrate an underground Tupperware network, and find the real killer, all while trying to keep three hungry, endangered Bali Starling chicks alive in her purse . . .Praise for the Cyd Redondo Mysteries: "Instant escape, instant entertainment, and diabolically clever. I would follow the fab Cyd Redondo anywhere." -Hank Phillippi Ryan, USA Today bestselling author "Cyd puts the fun in funicular! Sparkling, witty, delightful." -Lou Diamond Phillips, actor, director and author of the bestseller The Tinderbox: Soldier of Indira "Bali High! Thomas's tight, clever, and witty writing has never been better!" -Matt Coyle, award-winning author of the bestselling Rick Cahill series "Thomas has created a sidesplittingly hilarious heroine without rival." -James L'Etoile, award-winning author of Dead Drop and the Detective Emily Hunter series "I love, love, love this book . . . screwball comedy mystery at its best." -Dru's Book Musings"Wendall Thomas is a magician, somehow imbuing the very serious subject of exotic bird poaching with humor, intrigue, exoticism and romance . . . the mystic island of Bali comes alive in the lively, intricately researched, and thoroughly entertaining mystery." -Baron R. Birtcher, LA Times bestseller and award-winning author of Reckoning and Fistful of Rain
The Amish Spaceman
A comical road trip across the U.S. with a cast of surreal characters including a failed motivational speaker, a Kamchatkan runaway bride, a sock-crazed mafia boss, and cross-dressing parents.Unsatisfied with the daily grind of a Silicon Valley "business coach and life consultant," Dean Cook weasels his way into a once-in-a-lifetime chance for fame and fortune: a speaking slot at the National Motivational Speaker's Conference in West Virginia. Three days before the conference, Dean's girlfriend breaks up with him and destroys his passport and identification cards. Dean's flight plans are now scrapped, and he's forced to steal a second hand ambulance. On the high-speed drive across the country he meets a Russian girl on the run from her fianc矇, a brutal and eccentric collector of women's hosiery. Dean and the girl escape from a series of catastrophes including a shotgun wedding in Reno, Sea MonkeysTM in the Great Salt Lake, and parachuting from a B-25 bomber over Kentucky.Scrambling to catch up to Dean are his gender-bending parents, who see this as the last chance to throw their son a party that doesn't end in complete disaster. Because, after all, it's Dean's birthday.
Lazy Fairy
Winner: 2019 Global EBook Award Gold Medal for Contemporary Fantasy.Most of the time, there are three sides to every story. This is the sixth side to the story, and the truth is up to you to decide. Having heard the tales of his best fairy pal, an evil troll, a reluctant wizard, a magnificent genie and a lovely mermaid, the world's most mischievous imp finally explains the magic which binds them all together. From the beginning of once upon a time to the moment everything really began, the legendary Puck confesses his involvement in leading the mortal world to the brink of madness and his role in bringing dragons into line at last.
The Moonlit Mr Spring
Mr. Spring is on his own. Not only is he single but he refuses to be governed by the normal rules of society, rubbing some folk up the wrong way. Paddy's ambition to be the area's first serial killer is thwarted because he's just too kind. He buys Mr. Spring a tricycle, cementing their friendship, and when Paddy loses his job they set up in business together, despite the old man's arthritis. An accidental death in the small town remains unexplained but the Swansea police leave well alone, having had their fingers burnt by the local arsonist. Nobody takes responsibility for the three-legged dog. Mysterious graffiti appears on walls and pavements, clearly crafted by someone with literary pretensions but a sick mind. As the gossip increases, Mr Spring is seen as a loose cannon (not the loose vicar - he was in the last story) and the respectable types dub him 'the town nuisance' and plot against him. Paddy cheerfully supports him but Lucy, his girlfriend, loses patience with them both after they throw tins of beans at the TV set. It is more by luck than judgment that summer visitors from Milwaukee solve the puzzle. Or so they think.
The Six Confessions of Father Tom
Father Tom is a perfectly unremarkable man who, in his youth, chose the quite remarkable calling of Episcopal priest. At sixty-five, he is at the end of a long life, thinking of the future and, of course, the past. His wife Merilee has preceded him into eternity and he's torn between the need to join her and the desire to leave his mark at St. Ursula's. It might be hard to do. For some time now, he's simply been going through the motions, awkwardly playing a part.Tom resolves once and for all to change lives for the better and in a moment of inspiration, thinks he's found the way. Although he's never done it before and may run afoul of the church, he decides to take the confessions of his parishioners. The very next Sunday, he sets out to generate some enthusiasm, even recruit some volunteers. There are sure to be surprises and he quickly finds both his suspicions and his greatest fears confirmed.
The Prophet and the Idiot
Obsessed by what they are certain is the impending apocalypse, a mismatched trio set off on a globetrotting road-trip in the latest feel-good adventure from the internationally bestselling author of The Hundred Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared.In the fading days of late summer, 2011, self-taught astrophysicist Petra has calculated that the atmosphere will collapse in a few weeks' time--on September 21, at approximately 9:20 pm--ending the world as we know it.But the distraught Petra will not have to carry the burden of this terrible news alone for long. Fate intervenes, bringing her into the orbit of a pair of unlikely companions: Johan, a man whose intellectual prowess is remarkably overshadowed by his culinary skills, and Agnes, a seventy-five-year-old widow who has made a fortune posing as a young influencer on social media. Convincing them of the impending doom, Petra, Johan, and Agnes embark on a wild adventure in a camper van that will take them from their homes in Sweden, through Europe, to their destination: Rome.Johan plans to make the most of the time he has left. He has decided at last to stand up to his heinous big brother, promising to deliver a swift yet brutal blow in more ways than one. But, of course, nothing ever goes as planned. Not even the end of the world. . . .In this, his sixth novel, Jonas Jonasson takes us on a dazzling odyssey across the globe-from Sweden, through Europe, across Africa, and all the way to the US. The Prophet and the Idiot is an immensely funny, socially conscious, and life-affirming yarn about what happens when three odd yet fully reasonable characters come together and find cause to make mutual plans, all relayed in Jonasson's classically hilarious style.Translated from the Swedish by Rachel Willson-Broyles
