The Golden Rhinoceros
Two village idiots, Fart and Suck, try to overthrow the government. Being idiots, they fail. Nonetheless, King Prawn and Queen Clytoris go their separate ways inamicably (he bops her on the head).It's an epic battle of the sexes.King Prawn wants to conquer the world with his army of (mostly) imbeciles. He battles Harry the vicious but lonely farmhouse, Mammon, a giant singing and dancing bottom, invades Hollywood with its vast cast of stars (Marilyn Monroe, the Marx Brothers, The Three Stooges, Fred Astaire, etc.), culminating in King Prawn getting an Oscar nomination.Queen Clytoris wants to create a community to discuss issues. That doesn't work out well, so President Carol and her steroid pumped Amazon warriors get to kick butts (male).Both a tale of power and love. Star-crossed, cross-eyed lovers - Virginia, the nymphomaniac who finds true love with a cat (actually a man dressed up as a cat), St Claire, the romantic binge-eating philosopher, and Prince Jotel, drunkard/existentialist playwright (author of Three Turds) and part time cat.So who wins in power and love?Or does Baby Adolf win it all?Did you know God's name is Darryl and a Filipino?Why does King Prawn end up in a James Joyce novel?Which fiction character kills the author?A mad, bad, hilarious, romantic, anti-war, anti-peace, poetic, philosophical, subversive, irreverent, high and low falutin epic.A satire on everything - politics, love, death, art, philosophy, Hollywood, religion, literature, and everything under the sun and beyond.
Fix the Roads
Alexander Haralson, the deranged star of Leonard Borman's eccentric debut novel Our Jewish Robot Future, returns--only slightly more sane-in his new effort, Fix the Roads, as a retired accountant who wants to start a new career as a stand-up comedian. His ambition is to tell it like it is to the corrupt politicians and be the new Lenny Bruce, but with his well-used heart all aflutter over his new mistress Flossy, and his beloved city of Detroit suffering dire deterioration, he's in for a bumpy ride.
The Little Donkey
Humans and donkeys have a close relationship. They have worked together for centuries. In this process the human has adopted many of the donkey habits and behaviour. Often one group of humans calls another group a "Donkey." Nations and countries are no different in being a "Donkey." It is because they are made of humans and donkeys among many other life forms. It is a humorous look at the human and donkey behaviour.
Poor Tom
Poor Julius Dickman! He has a boatload of issues, many worries and concerns. His live-with girlfriend, Naomi, regularly tongue-lashes him. He has a bad stutter and claustrophobia that often leads to uncomfortable panic attacks. He has chronic insomnia, in which he pops awake and immediately starts worrying and ruminating. He has no real profession. And now his widowed father, Herbert, the renowned classical actor, has retired from his long theater career after playing King Lear, the big role he waited all his life to do, and is behaving very strangely. Julius wants to help, to be as good a son to Herbert as Edgar, in disguise as Poor Tom, was to his father in Lear. And he'd like, too, to be a good father-figure to poor Benji, Naomi's put-upon twelve-year-old son, if he can. Julius aspires to be a mensch. But how?
Symphony Under Siege
512 years in the future. Not your typical Thursday morning. Five centuries from now, ex-navy officer Diana Singh commands the monumental luxury spaceliner the 'Symphony of the Stars'. None of her crew knows that their ship is smuggling a treasure worth millions. None of them knows which one of them is the serial killer. As Captain Singh pilots the mighty cruise ship back to base, she races to unmask the murderer in their midst before they can kill again. So, not the most convenient time to be attacked by pirates... "I am Captain Salazar Sharp, here to claim what is wrongfully mine!" For the flamboyant leader of the pirates, infiltrating the 'Symphony' is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. But the secret treasure that could make him and his crew filthy rich is only the beginning; his ultimate goal is a far greater prize... 'Symphony Under Siege' is a witty sci-fi adventure packed with heroic exploits, twists and turns, nail-biting cliffhangers and daring escapes. If you like rollicking, fast-paced sci-fi with a sense of humour, then you'll love this exuberant debut novel from veteran TV comedy writer Stephen Hall. Buy 'Symphony Under Siege' today and get on board the adventure!
The Nine Lives of Felix the Tomcat
Felix takes you on a rollicking ride through his journey from the cruel alleys of Pittsburg to his cushified life in the rich guppified suburps. This Indiana-Jones clone, stand-alone Tomcat is blessed with high intelligence and a hyperthymesified (photographic) memory... there is nothing he won't tackle... including stand-up comedy, battling coyotes and being shot out of a volcano. Ultimately, Felix and his rag-tag band of brother cats and humans arrive at Harvard, where Felix is offered an honorary PhD and a teaching position. Felix writes this story in his own bonafide voice (which has been described as chaos-on-a-page). Felix challenges everything... philosophy, religion, animal rights, materialism and narcissism... He will make you laugh and think hard. About the writers... Felix the Tomcat (the brilliant new feline writer on the horizon) using artificialized intelligence...with help from his shrink ... Dr. M.P. Frank, a Vancouver Emergency Physician.
Beyond the Not So Iron Curtain
A young British student arrives in Russia in 1992, just one year after the collapse of the former Soviet Union. His stay reveals an intriguing insight into life in Russia, after 74 years of communism has been swept away. Excited to see the land of the literary greats he has studied in the classroom and to discover what lies beyond the recently lowered iron curtain, he finds a chaotic economy, rapid inflation, and corruption. With Russian society's new freedoms and hunger for enjoyment, his adventure delivers humour and passion, as he is welcomed with open arms by his Russian hosts. But the tension also rises, as he finds himself in some difficult situations. His naivety and vulnerabilities are exposed as he navigates a fascinating country at a challenging time in its history. He begins a relationship with a beautiul Russian student but as this love affair deepens he also falls foul of the authorities, and into the clutches of the former KGB.
Gravity Matters
This New York shrink has had it with civilization. He's nurturing a murderous streak, is exasperated by religion, blames 'Hamlet' for our ills, sees in Michelangelo and Iggy Pop wholesome subversion... and meets Suzanne, the Poet.
Shakespeare Select Plays
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Humorous Ghost Stories
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The Fair Maid of Perth
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Eight Hundred Leagues on the Amazon
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English As She Is Spoke
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Expositions of Holy Scripture
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Trending Queries
We, humans, suffer from a constant scattering of attention and heaviness caused by ego.Concentrated attention or higher consciousness is the key to these sufferings.There are five special senses, gifted by nature to enable us to shift our scattered attention to concentrated attention I.e. taste and tongue, music & ears, beauty & eyes, etc.Till one attains higher consciousness, nature has gifted us means by which, we get a possible maximum peak of our concentrated attention, and feel good, as it leads to temporary egolessness coupled with the cessation of mind(ongoing thinking). Some of Trending Queries: Do you know about any aphrodisiac food? Is there any secret formula to increase libido? Who would you call a pervert? Have you ever questioned your sexuality? What is your 'badass girl' moment? What random thing you do every day that mostly doesn't make any sense? Are you comfortable in your shape and size?
Eight Hundred Leagues on the Amazon
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A Boring Book
Imagine the world's most dull character with the heart of a protagonist. A Boring Book is a romantic comedy of manners featuring low-charisma John Smith who enjoys observing and trying to help fellow earthlings who don't necessarily realize he's there. Set to the tune of conversations of which John is not always a part, A Boring Book stars many flavours of personality and social foibles from the delightful to the spiteful. While the book is a grand teaser of humans, the tone of the tale is fun and hopeful as it seeks to keep its readers company as they are impeded in their own lives by their own collection of silly fellow travelers.
Brown Men and Women
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The Poetical Works of Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. New Complete Ed., With Illustr, by J. Gilbert
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Humorous Poems
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Worldly Conformity, What it Is Not, and What it Is
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Grass of Parnassus
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New Irish Comedies
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A Second Thousand Of Temperance Anecdotes
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And Then There's Margaret
For fans of Maria Semple's Where'd You Go Bernadette or Camille Pagan's I'm Fine and Neither Are You, comes the perfect laugh-out-loud dramedy AND THEN THERE'S MARGARET about marriage, midlife and a controlling, manipulative and self-absorbed mother-in-law thrown into the mix. MULTI-AWARD-WINNING debut novel, AND THEN THERE'S MARGARET, takes readers on a relatable and hilarious ride, as Allie realizes the only way to survive the angst of family is to let go....and let be."Perfect for women's fiction books club wanting to explore complex and turbulent family relationships. It's a playful coming of (middle-age) novel." -IndieReaderWhen Allison Montgomery's beloved father-in-law and long-time confidant passes away, her mother-in-law, Margaret, 'temporarily' moves in. From rearranging the furniture and taking over the kitchen, to undermining and embarrassing Allie at every turn, including funding her daughter's escape, throwing a hissy fit at the mall, and publicly equating Allie's glass of Chardonnay to full blown alcoholism, Margaret turns Allie's life upside down causing her to bounce between a sincere desire to support her grieving mother-in-law and an intense urge to simply push her out of the nearest window.Feeling annoyed, trapped and even a little childish, Allie struggles to avoid a complete meltdown with help from her fearless and audacious best friend, a plan for reinventing herself and enjoying a second act, and, yes, a few glasses of Chardonnay. Along the way, Allie discovers the reasons behind Margaret's attitude toward her all these years. Does it help? Maybe... 2022 Chick Lit Cafe - CLC Book Excellence Award Winner - Women's Fiction/Humor2022 Indie Book Awards Finalist - Chick Lit (Fiction)2022 Maxy Awards Winner - Literary & Humor2022 Readers' Choice Book Awards - Finalist - Best Adult Book2022 Readers' Favorite - Finalist - Humor/Comedy
Worldly Conformity, What it Is Not, and What it Is
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The Peterkin Papers
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Humorous Poems
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The Idiot
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A New and Literal Translation of Juvenal and Persius With Copious Explanatory Notes
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Brown Men and Women
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Grass of Parnassus
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New Irish Comedies
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English As She Is Spoke
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The Works Of Jonathan Swift
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The Nuns of Baboob
The first book in the Sultanate of Baboob Chronicles is not at all what it seems. On the surface this is a journey of discovery as a man searches to find himself, but in fact, his journey is but a means to introduce the world to one of the most fascinating countries to ever exist: The Sultanate of Baboob. Don't expect to find everything revealed in this novel and don't expect everything to mesh with reality - the Sultanate is notorious for having many narratives that lead to different outcomes. What you will find here is the basis you will need for understanding what the Sultanate of Baboob is, who founded it, who rules it, and most importantly who the Nuns of Baboob really are. As for the story - it may or may not have happened exactly like it is written. Either way, you will certainly laugh, be offended, and be shocked as the Nuns of Baboob expose themselves.
Lord Arthur Saville's Crime
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The Peterkin Papers
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The log of the Ark
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The Humours of Shanwalla
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Ladies Almanack
This work is a novel in which real persons or actual events figure under disguise. Its subject is the predominantly lesbian social circle centering on Natalie Clifford Barney's salon in Paris in the 1920s. The language, inside jokes and ambiguity of the work have kept critics arguing about whether it is an affectionate satire or a bitter attack, but Barney herself loved the book and re-read it throughout her life.
Simon Grave and the Wrath of Grapes
Detective Simon Grave's tour of a local winery turns sour when a body is discovered in the fermentation tank for his favorite wine, Duct Tape Chardonnay. To solve the murder, he and his team of fellow detectives will have to question strangers, a long-lost love, and his choice in wines.Publishers Weekly describes Boswell's PenCraft Award-winning series as a "genre-defying" adventure, a sort of cozy, sort of sci-fi, sort of paranormal, always-funny series set in the quirky seaside town of Crab Cove. As with all Simon Grave mysteries, simdroids (androids who resemble famous people) play a critical role in solving the crime.Expect humorous takes on the advance of technology, the effects of global warming, and nothing less than the meaning of life, death, love, and loss. Get ready for a fun read. The year is 2054, and the future is filled with mystery.
Shakespeare
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Cornelius Nepos
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The Cubonic Plague
Did you ever notice how people arriving at work in the morning generally have some level of energy? But by the end of the day, if they've been deeply humiliated, or perhaps they served as management's pi簽ata du jour, they're left in a deep malaise, each one a victim of the deadly Cubonic Plague. It festers, creating blistering sores on your very soul!Yet, if energy is finite matter, it can't just disappear, no matter how it's beaten out of you. It must go somewhere, and leave it to a hippie grandmother, her loving grandson, and a cast of zany characters to discover the truth about the 'liquid gold, ' the 'spewage' that's emitted every day by the citizens of corporate America. Who knew it was a renewable source of energy?This is a cautionary tale. Be scared! Be very, very scared, as the Cubonic Plague is an equal-opportunity contagion. It will sneak up on you, snuffing the life out of you, leaving you in a vegetative state - if you are lucky enough to survive!The Cubonic Plague is a satire of corporate and political life. No one escapes in this greatest spoof of today's circus of socialism, wokeism, entitlement, hypocrisy, tyranny, and greed. Up is down and down is up, as seen from the many bewildered victims, at least those who are still breathing...
Five French Hens
The best days of your life might be still to come...When 73 year old Jen announces that she is going to marry Eddie, a man she met just a few months previously on a beach on Boxing Day, her four best friends from aqua aerobics are flabbergasted.The wedding is booked and, when the groom decides to have a stag trip to Las Vegas, the ladies arrange a hen party to beat all others -a week in the city of love, Paris.From misadventures at the Louvre, outrageous Parisian cabarets, to drinking champagne with a dashing millionaire at the casino, Paris lives up to all their hopes and dreams. But a week can change everything, and the women that come home have very different dreams from the ones who got on the plane just days ago.Funny, fearless and with a joie de vivre that reminds you to live every day like it's your last. Judy Leigh has once again written the perfect feel-good novel for all fans of Cathy Hopkins, Dawn French and Fiona Gibson.
