Jokes for Very Funny Kids (Ages 3 to 7)
"Our 5 and 6 year olds kept wanting us to read, repeat, read! They enjoyed it!" - Dorothy Ford"I read this book to my niece and nephew and they thought it was hilarious, then they thought I was hilarious, which was a win-win if you ask me!" - Michael WagnerKnock-knocks, riddles, silly jokes, dad jokes, laugh-out-loud jokes, and much more with over 140 funny illustrations and funny pictures. We tested these and included only the ones they roared about. Great for them to share with othersGreat for grandparents to readGets them laughing and sometimes a good laugh is all they needWonderful for early readers! A great stocking stuffer! See inside!Tags: Early learning, improve memory, jokes and riddles, jokes book, jokes book for kids, jokes children, jokes for kids,
Jokes For Very Funny Kids (Big & Little)
"A sense of humor can brighten family life. You can blow raspberries on a baby's belly, put on a silly hat and chase a 3-year-old, or pretend to fall into a pile of leaves to amuse a first-grader." "As kids grow into preteens and teens, you can share puns and jokes as their sense of what's funny grows more sophisticated. Laughing together is a way to connect, and a good sense of humor also can make kids smarter, healthier, and better able to cope with challenges." - Mary L. Gavin, M.D. from Kids Health.org. This has a wide variety of funny children's jokes, one-liners, LEGO jokes, Q & A jokes, long jokes (for stand-up), puns, tongue twisters, corny jokes, silly jokes, easy & very hard riddles (the hard ones are for the whole family to solve), knock-knocks, brainteasers, and much more! Dr. Gavin also points out, "A good sense of humor is a tool that kids can rely on throughout life to help them: see things from many perspectives other than the most obviousbe spontaneousgrasp unconventional ideas or ways of thinkingsee beyond the surface of thingsenjoy and participate in the playful aspects of lifenot take themselves too seriously"Children also share these jokes which helps them to socialize and gain new friends. A happy present that makes a great stocking stuffer! Check it out! Tags: Children's jokes, puns, one-liners, children's riddles, brainteasers, tongue twisters, corny jokes, dad jokes.
Jokes for Very Funny Kids (Ages 3 to 7)
Get ready for giggles, guffaws, and a whole lot of "Do it again!" Jokes for Very Funny Kids is the perfect book for little laugh-lovers ages 3 to 7. Filled with silly jokes, fun riddles, knock-knocks, and goofy illustrations, this book is more than just funny-it's brain-boosting, too! Laughter is a joy, but did you know that riddles also help kids think creatively and build sharper minds? When your child solves a riddle or shares a joke, they're practicing memory, language, logic, and social skills-all while having the time of their lives.As Ralph Waldo Emerson once said, "The mind once stretched by a new idea, never returns to its original dimensions." That's exactly what this book offers: brain-stretching fun that keeps kids thinking, laughing, and learning.Perfect for: ✔ Long car rides and travel entertainment✔ Family game nights and bedtime giggles✔ Grandparents and grandkids bonding time✔ Helping shy kids come out of their shells with a great joke✔ Birthday gifts, stocking stuffers, or just-because surprisesInside this big bundle of fun:
The Audacious Adventures of Zazoo Plazz
As an only child growing up in the 1970s, Leslie Bilodeau Placzek (aka "Zazoo Plazz") read, wrote, and wondered about many things: "French" words (from her "Bilodeau" French heritage); TV commercials (and all things pop culture); astrology; yoga; baked beans; what the neighbors were up to; where our souls go when we die; and how to improve upon her mother's cleaning techniques. Motivated by learning and serving others, Leslie hops from one inflated expectation to the next on her journey to fully embody and express Zazoo Plazz, a twenty-first-century career woman, wife and mother. She is a "Part-Time Superhero, Full-Time Mom" - and her stories honor the superhero in all women. This collection of vignettes is a playful romp through the quirky imagination of a "Late-Blooming Post-Boomer" as she enters midlife - and finally learns how to share her discoveries with the world, become her own superhero, tame her "big '80s hair," and find an outfit appropriate for running a household, a business, and a half marathon. But will her canine sidekick, DD (aka Bebe - the Divine Diva dog), steal the scene---and the last slice of pizza--and bring Zazoo back down to earth?
How to Photocopy Your Butt without Cracking the Glass
Alfie is always getting his butt in a jam, and his boss cracks down on him. This book answers the following questions: How do you cover your butt when there's a crack in your glass? What do you do when your butt is on the line and things go terribly wrong? Why does Alfie need to photocopy his butt in the first place? Find out more about Alfie on his road to self-discovery in this book, great for those who love office humor!
Female. Likes Cheese. Comes with Dog.
When Lauren Peacock was twenty-three years old, she got her fairy-tale wedding. But she soon discovered that a dream wedding doesn't guarantee a dream marriage. Divorced at twenty-seven, Lauren did a figurative face-plant onto the floor of the dating scene and had to learn some awkward lessons, like how it's not socially acceptable to push a crush into the dirt after the age of seven.A mix of self-deprecating humor and fearless vulnerability, Lauren's collection of hilarious anecdotes will win over readers prone to pairing ros矇 with mac and cheese and waxing nostalgic over nineties-era pop culture references. With unapologetic honesty, she reveals even the least-flattering details of her dating life, which are so relatable they'll make readers either cringe or laugh out loud.After dusting herself off, Lauren describes just how far she's willing to go--we're talking all the way across the Atlantic--to find her Prince Charming.
Les Malices de Plick et Plock
« Les deux gnomes que vous voyez l? sont messieurs Plick et Plock. Les voil? qui, en furetant dans la maison, ont d矇couvert une bouteille de champagne. Plick ne se sent plus de joie. Plock non plus, ainsi que l'expriment clairement leurs attitudes. Ce n'est pas qu'ils aient jamais bu de champagne, ils ne savent m礙me pas ce que c'est; mais ils devinent que cette bouteille pourrait bien leur fournir l'occasion de se distraire. Plock, esprit ing矇nieux, a d矇couvert les ficelles qui retiennent le bouchon et le moyen de les faire dispara簾tre. Seulement, c'est joliment fatigant de couper des ficelles et c'est bien le moins que, l'op矇ration faite, on se repose un brin sur un si癡ge moelleux. Oui, mais, on a beau 礙tre gnome et malin, on ne pense pas ? tout, surtout si l'on ignore la force irr矇sistible d'expansion de l'acide carbonique emprisonn矇 dans une bouteille; et voil? comme quoi les farceurs sont souvent punis par o羅 ils ont p矇ch矇. 罈
Birth and Other Surprises
Birth and Other Surprises is a memoir of childhood in the seventies (no seat belts, no bike helmets, lots of eating paste) and early parenting adventures (no privacy, no clue, lots of eating what's left on the plate) by Foreword Reviews INDIE Finalist for Humor Kimberly Davis Basso. Both a follow up and a prequel for fans of I'm a Little Brain Dead, it's written in the same brutally honest style and will ignite book club discussions all over again. Early parenting lessons from a child of the seventies - because you have to remember what it's like to be a child, in order to raise a child. Why, yes, there is a chapter on Epidurals, Episiotomies and Enemas called E.e.e.k! and Kimberly did do all the research herself. You'll also get the Top Ten Questions she should have asked while pregnant and learn The Stupidest Thing We Ever Did, 1978 edition in addition to interactive portions of the book, like the Parenting Spirit Animals Quiz. 100% not scientific and yet still remarkably accurate- turns out Kimberly's spirit animal is a sea horse, like so many. Lovely Hubby does make an appearance or two, what with being the other half of her procreative process and once again all names have been changed to protect the innocent. Even if you aren't a parent, the alien analogies alone are worth a look. After all, Kimberly wasn't born, she arrived. Kimberly Davis Basso has been hononred as Book of the Year Finalist for Humor from Foreword Reviews, a Writer's Digest Honorable Mention Author for Life Stories, an International Book Awards Finalist and others, none of which impress her children.
Sự Đời
There are many short essays which describes the South VN before and after 1975. The reader would learn a great deal of information about social media and life worship and many well known persons in those real and interesting stories. The origial edition was intiallly published before April 30 1975. The Author had been in Communist Prision whith disguised A.K.A "The Re-educational center" for more than 10 years.
How to Photocopy Your Butt without Cracking the Glass
Alfie is always getting his butt in a jam, and his boss cracks down on him. This book answers the following questions: How do you cover your butt when there's a crack in your glass? What do you do when your butt is on the line and things go terribly wrong? Why does Alfie need to photocopy his butt in the first place? Find out more about Alfie on his road to self-discovery in this book, great for those who love office humor!
You Got This, Dad
What to Expect When You're Your Wife Is Expecting Pregnancy books for couples abound, but You Got This, Dad is just for guys. Aaron Sharp, a dad of four, draws from his experiences to help husbands, especially first-time dads, navigate the amazing, uncertain, and sometimes scary process of pregnancy and childbirth. With self-deprecating honesty, plenty of humor, and amusing asides from his lovely wife, Elaina, Aaron steers soon-to-be dads through the complex events and emotions surrounding pregnancy. From finding out their spouse is expecting to bringing baby home, husbands will be equipped to handle whatever the next nine months (or their wife) throws at them. Guys will receive not only practical guidance but also a better appreciation for God's miraculous gift of a new life to care for. When they know what to expect and how to support their wife, new dads will gain confidence and learn to laugh at their foibles. Give this guide to an expecting father with a reassuring smile and remind him, "You got this."
Fables and Parables
THE HEDGEHOG AND THE MOLE.(from Fables and Parables by Lessing) The Hedgehog, when he found that the winter drew near, asked the Mole to spare him a little place in his hole, that he might be protected from the cold. The Mole agreed; but no sooner had the Hedgehog gained admittance, than he began to make himself comfortable, and to spread himself out, so that his host pricked himself every moment, now here, now there, with the hard bristles of his new guest. The poor Mole now perceived the consequences of his rashness; protested that this was quite intolerable to him, and in short desired the Hedgehog to depart, as his small dwelling could not possibly contain them both. But the Hedgehog laughed, and said, "Whoever is displeased with his situation, let him depart! I, for my part, am well contented, and remain." Reflect first, whom thou wilt take into thy intimate companionship; if he prove an unsociable person, thou mayst then be obliged to make room to thine own damage.
Art 101 of the Deal
Cathy Hull takes readers picture by picture through the gob-smacking history, trials, and tribulations of Donald Trump's family and the first turbulent term of his presidency; lampooning Donald J. Trump, Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-un, James Comey, Hillary Clinton, Kellyanne Conway, Stephen Miller, Robert Mueller, William Barr, Roger Stone, Richard Nixon, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, and many, many more.Illustrated from cover to cover with influence and inspiration drawn from the masters: Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, Sandro Botticelli, Caravaggio, Johannes Vermeer, Frans Hals, Henri Rousseau, Giorgio de Chirico, Ren矇 Magritte, ?douard Manet, Grant Wood, and Norman Rockwell to name a few.Pictures worth a thousand laughs.... Love it. Hate it. Tweet it. Share it."Good artists borrow, great artists steal." --PABLO PICASSO "If I could say it in words, there would be no reason to paint." --EDWARD HOPPER"Art, cheaper than therapy; and you get pictures." --CATHY HULL
Doodle 2 Intent
''Doodle with Intent' is an illustrated Art Story series by Dude Ll. Nonsensical picture books with whimsical pen and ink, and brush and ink doodle illustrations each with a short cryptic tale about the quirky good in life, this one is a little adventure vaguely about finding one's purpose. These fun doodles remind us of the random oddities and complexities at play in nature and our lives.
The World of Madness
Madness arrived on this planet without boundaries or the ability to say no to strangers. His wife Amber, and her many demented friends, make his life miserable as he delves into a life of drugs, crime, and debauchery. With his own set of psychotic friends, Madness will choose to go with the flow, which is the life of insanity. From wanting quality alone time with Amber, or needing to dispose of dead bodies, Madness always keeps a level head in his times of uncertainty. This is the first book of the series. Come take a look at The World of Madness.
The Animal Kingdom
The Animal Kingdom reflects imagined humor experienced and expressed by numerous species, including sea creatures and selected members of the insect community, as seen through the eyes of internationally known cartoonist, Scott Wood. Well known for his comic strip, "Quibbley", which appeared in the European edition of The Stars and Stripes, as well as his work for a myriad of companies including luxury car manufacturer Porsche and the Porsche Carrera Magazine. Most recently, Scott Wood has published a cartoon book entitled The Cell Phone, It's Use (and Misuse!) Through the Ages. Using his cartooning license to the full, Mr. Wood brings together humanity and the animal kingdom through humor. Please read and enjoy it. Your dog and cat may enjoy it as well. Ask them.
Short Ribs
This volume is the first of an intended series of comedic fiction, based on observations and reflections on the world as we create and perceive it in an everyday sense. These reflections are contained within the various puns, riddles, micro-stories and cartoons herein, flavoured by the liberal dusting of a dry sense of humour. Elements of life common to all of us are found here, expressed in a minimalist manner so that you, the reader, form the true image in your head, as pertinent to your life. The words simply plant the seed. Just be warned that the seed may provide unexpected fruit, but this is fully intended. If life were to be fully predictable, it would have no life in it. To laugh at our own foibles is to be content with ourselves, even if only for a moment or two. We trust you will embark with us on a voyage of introspection, celebration and pure imagination as we set out to explore the frontiers of the human experience and the nether-reaches of pure silliness. This combination sets us free of the weight of world for a time, opens our hearts and minds to recall the many roads and milestones of our lives, while wrapped in the warm hug of humour. Come with us. We have cookies!
WTF? The Little Book of Social Media Terminology
Social media has reshaped our cultural landscape in more ways than we know, least of which is in the language we use to communicate with each other in both verbal and written form. Popular user-generated content sites like Urban Dictionary have sprung up to help catalog the ever-growing collection of terms of phrases that seem to spin off of each other and go in entirely new directions, and unite us around exactly what these words really mean and why and when they are to be used. As the parent of 14 and 11 year old daughters, Gen Z'ers who spend more than their fair share of time using their favorite social media apps, Scott Weiss decided it was time to call out some of the more popular terms and phrases he often hears his daughters using in book format, something parents like him could reference at a moment's notice, and thus, this pocketbook took form."WTF? The Little Handbook of Social Media Terminology" is the perfect gift for the person in your life that just doesn't get it: the mother or father that still thinks Facebook is cool, the grandparent who can't figure out how to turn their phone on and off, or the friend who needs to be "shook" a little bit.
How to American
Standup comic, actor and fan favorite from HBO's Silicon Valley and the film Crazy Rich Asians shares his memoir of growing up as a Chinese immigrant in California and making it in Hollywood. "I turned down a job in finance to pursue a career in stand-up comedy. My dad thought I was crazy. But I figured it was better to disappoint my parents for a few years than to disappoint myself for the rest of my life. I had to disappoint them in order to pursue what I loved. That was the only way to have my Chinese turnip cake and eat an American apple pie too." Jimmy O. Yang is a standup comedian, film and TV actor and fan favorite as the character Jian Yang from the popular HBO series Silicon Valley. In How to American, he shares his story of growing up as a Chinese immigrant who pursued a Hollywood career against the wishes of his parents: Yang arrived in Los Angeles from Hong Kong at age 13, learned English by watching BET RapCity for three hours a day, and worked as a strip club DJ while pursuing his comedy career. He chronicles a near deportation episode during a college trip Tijuana to finally becoming a proud US citizen ten years later. Featuring those and many other hilarious stories, while sharing some hard-earned lessons, How to American mocks stereotypes while offering tongue in cheek advice on pursuing the American dreams of fame, fortune, and strippers.
Blackwell Run
This book was written in hope of putting an end to mass shootings and is an empowering book. The book shows the power of a young boy who faces his problems and decides not to become a coward, and there's an unstoppable heroic-Blackwell Run.
RV Adventures 2On the Road Again
Linda and Dale are on the road again, measuring their journey not in miles, but in adventures. Once more accompanied by their two-dimensional companions and with God as their copilot, they are off to replenish jewelry-making supplies and inventory in Arizona for their summer shows in the Northeast.Just getting out of their driveway in Bliss (near Freedom and Friendship) in a New York January takes half a day, a sign of challenges to come. But those challenges also bring new friendships, fascinating side trips, and the opportunity to help others along the way, as they themselves have been helped.
Clean Jokes For A Smile
Please note that this book contains jokes from many sources. In general, jokes have no authors. They are "hand-me-downs" from one generation to another. The jokes are my compilation over a period of ten years taken from many sources: books, emails, word-of-mouth, my memory, joke web sites, etc. I have attempted to avoid distasteful and lurid jokes, but some contained herein may be a bit risque. And finally, there is no category order to the jokes, such as animal, bar, St. Peter, etc.Bob Russell
Hey, Sam!
Die digitale Transformation findet unverkennbar in allen Ebenen und Bereichen der Gesellschaft statt. Insbesondere f羹r Unternehmen und Organisationen stellt sich die Frage, wie den Wandelanforderungen der digitalen Transformation widerstandsf瓣hig und ganzheitlich begegnet werden kann. In diesem essential werden hierzu die jungen Trendkonzepte der digitalen Transformation und der organisationalen Resilienz mit ihrem aktuellen Forschungsstand dargelegt, entschl羹sselt und in den Kontext einer ganzheitlichen Organisationsentwicklung integriert.
Did the Smarter Apes Stay in the Trees?
Does the state of the world leave you feeling battered, gloomy, depressed?Phil Trapp's new book will have you laughing despite yourself. The title - Did the Smarter Apes Stay in the Trees? - should be a dead giveaway that this satire takes an irreverent, tongue-in-cheek look at human foibles.The book is written in the form of five taped dialogues between Grandfather, the fount of wisdom, and his newly graduated, somewhat lost Grandson. Grandfather proposes a hilarious group of related theories about human intelligence, including the role of Dum-Dum (DD) and Smart-Smart (SS) cells in some of the more irrational, ill-considered, yet basic human behaviors. Few beliefs are left unchallenged, beginning with Adam and Eve and continuing through healthcare today.Grandfather's theory can explain the brilliance of the discovery of DNA, the invention of quantum mechanics, and the landing of a space shuttle on the moon. On the other hand, the theory also sheds light on such follies as the boarding of flies and mosquitoes on Noah's Ark, Custer's Last Stand, and the vote for prohibition. Drawings by Rhonda Butler underscore the whimsy in some of his concepts.Over these conversations, Grandfather also shares his understanding of the inconsistencies and inherent flaws in the perspectives of many in our most valued professions, including medicine, theology, science, education, and law. Nothing is sacred. Each new revelation pushes the satire further, challenging commonly-held beliefs. The reader is torn between laughing out loud, wincing, and snickering appreciatively at the creativity of Trapp's reworking of the facts of life as we know it.Some examples of Grandfather's dry wit will help flesh out the workings of his mind. On human intelligence: "Since the brain is 80 percent water, it's little wonder most of our lives are all wet." On religion: "That it's much more fun being bad than good is proof of the pudding there is more devil than angel in us." On health: "Heart mechanics charge a heap more for valve jobs than auto mechanics because they have to keep the engine running." A secondary theme running through the dialogues is the common flaw of taking life too seriously, the tragedy lying in the roadblocks it sets up to happiness, the much-needed balance to grim reality.This is a book to be read slowly and savored. The levels of meaning and humor can be appreciated on first reading, but there is even more to enjoy on subsequent readings. The satire can also be an ideal gift to a friend or relative associated with one of the professions challenged in Grandfather's world view.
East Texas Nan’s Favorite 1,000 Quotes on Inspiration, Wisdom, Humor, Texas & More
In 1995 Susan G. Davis (Nan is what Susan's 5 year old grandson called her) 5 year old grandson Clint gave her a journal for Christmas. He suggested "why don't you put all of those quotes you're collecting in that old notebook in this journal" So for 20 years Davis filled her journal.When Clint came home on leave from the Air Force and asked her about the journal, he was surprised that she had accumulated enough information to fill the entire journal! It was he who suggested she put together her collection and create this book for everyone to enjoy. Within the pages of East Texas Nan's Favorite 1,000 Quotes on Inspiration, Wisdom, Humor, Texas & More, Davis hopes that anyone can walk away with something that will enrich their daily lives. Whether it be a ray of optimism, an answered question, inspiration when they need to be uplifted or when they need their funny bone tickled or and animal anecdote to tug at their heart strings or some Texas tidbit.This little book has something for everyone and can be read over and over. About the AuthorSusan G. Davis is a country girl from East Texas who has always enjoyed the cultural humor of Texas people and the well-meaning advice that comes from them.
Always Leave Your Guard Up
Always Leave Your Guard Up is a part two of the author's true story of hospital life and death while working at an inner-city general hospital. The author weaves a very detailed chronical of his exposure with people and situations in these chapters. This book contains serious, outlandish, sexy and sometimes off-color and humorous situations with characters, patients and employees in its chapters. This book is another true story of life, death and everything in between experienced by this young man. The most appropriate description of this book is, "You can't make this stuff up."
A Lady's Life in the Rocky Mountains
First published serially and then into a book in 1879, "A Lady's Life in the Rocky Mountains" is one of the many accounts of Isabella L. Bird's amazing travels and adventures. Born in Yorkshire, England in 1831, Bird was never formally educated and was often sickly as a child, but she was an avid reader and loved the outdoors. In 1854, at the age of twenty-two, she left a comfortable life in England for her first trip abroad to America. She fell in love with discovering new places and defied tradition while undertaking grand adventures as an unmarried woman. Bird went onto travel to Australia and Hawaii, while publishing several accounts of her experiences, before finding her way to Colorado. "A Lady's Life in the Rocky Mountains", her fourth publication and her most famous, contains the account of six months of her travels in 1873 through the rugged terrain of the Colorado Rockies. The book is based upon her colorful letters sent back home to her sister and the account relates the many hardships of the great western frontier, the unique characters she meets, and the incredible natural world she found in the newly settled western territories. This edition is printed on premium acid-free paper.
Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes
The Best Yo Mama JokesJam packed full of only the best laugh out loud funny yo mama jokes, this kid friendly book will have you in stitches. These yo mama so ugly jokes will have you laughing out loud. These yo mama jokes are jokes that you will laugh at until it hurts.We can confidently say this is the largest selection of yo mama ugly jokes ever assembled in one place. We hope you enjoy these yo mama so ugly gags - our collection of the very best jokes and puns. You're bound to laugh at them.Example jokes....Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.Yo mama so ugly One Direction went the other direction.Yo mama so ugly even homeless people won't take her money. Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry. In thei huge collection of yo mama so ugly jokes, you will find many, many more funny Yo Mama jokes to keep you laughing until it hurts, so buy this kid friendly (no rude words) Yo Mama So Ugly joke book now.
Dad Jokes
DAD JOKES Love a classic, punny Dad joke? Then this is the book for you! This book is packed full of only the best, funniest, and most cringe-worthy Dad jokes! Inside you will find hundreds of Dad jokes that will keep the whole family laughing, entertained, and maybe even rolling their eyes for hours...
So You Think You Know CANADA, Eh?
How well do you REALLY know Canada? Did you know: Santa Claus is a Canadian citizen? That hockey is NOT the official national sport of Canada? That the Canadian passport contains hidden images? Canada could have been named Britannia or Borealia? Parts of Canada are as cold as Mars? A Canadian pharmacist invented peanut butter? If you're Canadian, know any Canadians, are traveling to Canada, or have ever wanted to know more about Canada, this fun little fact book will help. Inside you'll discover fun nuggets of knowledge and trivia about: The kind people who live there All things maple syrup A list of cool Canadian inventions Famous and amazing Canadians Fascinating and unique history Breathtaking nature A few words to help you speak Canadian As a FUN BONUS and to test how well you and your friends REALLY know Canada, there's a fun short QUIZ with answers at the end to test your Canadian knowledge. This crazy factbook is a great gift for family, friends, co-workers and anyone you think would enjoy learning some fascinating facts and trivia about Canada.
969 Great Jokes
969 GREAT JOKES is a cavalcade of non-stop irreverent humour. There is no let-up. No one is spared. One joke follows another. This collection of naughty jokes is a comedian's dream. It provides for him a limitless list of material. If you want to spice up your speeches, astound your audience, or lighten your lectures then 969 GREAT JOKES is a must.
I Don't Acknowledge You
A humor book of universal cattitude disguised as Zen sayings from "Mochi-Celeste", a cat with her iconic annoyed look on every page accompanying her brief-stated acerbic wisdom, such as: "I am THE BOSS"Based on the actual bookstore cat "Celeste_the_Cat_Boss" of Instagram, who was ranked in the "Top 10 Bookstore Cats in the World" by MentalFloss.com.
The Diarrhea Diaries
The 480 Tweets assembled in this book were selected by the Editor and are solely those of Donald J. Trump, currently the President of the United States. They are presented here word-for-word as he wrote them. Misspellings and punctuation errors are Mr. Trumps. Tweets are presented in specific categories as shown in the Table of Contents. Tweets longer than 280 characters are those continued in a second or third Tweet. Mr. Trump targeted many of the same individuals often retweeting an existing Tweet by changing a pejorative word (s) to reinforce his ire with that person along with other key words used over and over to make his point. Bold and underlined words within the Tweets are by the Editor to demonstrate this pattern.The Tweets are presented with no political intent other than to demonstrate how The President prefers to communicate, how he responds to those who disagree with him and his responses to his perceived political enemies. Some will find these Tweets amusing. Others may be dismayed that they were written by the President of the United States.
A Dragon Walks into a Bar
This hilarious collection of over 300 puns, one-liners, and classic jokes dedicated to the fun of RPGs is perfect for you share with your fellow gaming compatriots! Why don't dragons like to eat paladins? They taste lawful. Laugh out loud at over 300 zingy one-liners and eye-rolling puns with this collection of tabletop-based humor, dedicated to the fun of RPGs like Dungeons and Dragons, Pathfinder, and more! A Dragon Walks into a Bar gives you hours of funny content that will keep you smiling. Whether you use them as inspiration for your level 20 comedian bard to crack wise during battle or if you just want a giggle in between turns, this book has everything you've been looking for.
The New Yorker Hates My Cartoons
A Darkly Humorous Collection of Cartoons Rejected by The New Yorker
How the F*ck Are You Still President
Two years after pleading with President Trump to "Stop F**king Tweeting and Go the F**k to Sleep," author, illustrator and not-a-White-House-staffer-he-swears John Spreincer McKellyanne Huckamucci has given up. Like anyone who can read this whole paragraph without getting a nosebleed or asking for help, he's counting the days until 2020 (and hoping for a peachy surprise to shorten the wait). More profane, less affectionate, and more hands-in-the-air desperate than ever, with vibrant illustrations pouring out of every page, "How the F*ck Are You Still President" is horrifying, hopeless, and tear ducts-wettingly sad - a book for American voters new, old, and expectant (who all better vote). You probably should not read it to your president (at least not until 2021).
Do You Know Your Husband?
A fun marriage game quiz book for couples.Unveil the secrets to a fulfilling partnership as you explore a treasure trove of carefully crafted questions and prompts, expertly designed to encourage meaningful conversations and uncover hidden aspects of your husband's personality by delving into topics like family, career, hobbies, and personal growth. From his dreams and aspirations to his deepest fears and desires, embark on a journey of discovery that will foster trust, intimacy, communication, and a renewed sense of closeness.Key Features: 100 thought-provoking questions and prompts for meaningful conversationsInsights into your husband's dreams, aspirations, and core valuesEncourages trust, intimacy, and open communicationExplores various aspects of your husband's life, including family, career, and personal growthDo You Know Your Husband? is not just a book but a gateway to forging a deeper connection and reigniting the spark in your relationship, whether you are newlyweds or have been married for 20+ years. A fun and unique gift for Valentine's Day, Christmas stocking stuffer, anniversaries, date night, newlyweds, your spouse's birthday, and newly engaged couples.Also check out the companion book, Do You Know Your Wife? so you can each have a go!
You Can't Make This Stuff up Really!
Have you ever been in a formal setting and needed to laugh but didn't dare? Have you ever fought back a smile, a silent giggle that produced a tsunami of shaking that became contagious to those seated next to you? Life is full of these surprise moments as presented in YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP. This is a must-read if you have had these moments caused by the actions of others that made you want to scream, yell, or run out of the room before you exploded. This book is a collection of these kinds of moments which may remind you of your experiences where it wasn't kosher to find the funny side of life. Although life has its many serious moments, it also has a funny side where many are afraid to advance. Try it, you'll like it!
You Can't Make This Stuff up Really!
Have you ever been in a formal setting and needed to laugh but didn't dare? Have you ever fought back a smile, a silent giggle that produced a tsunami of shaking that became contagious to those seated next to you? Life is full of these surprise moments as presented in YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP. This is a must-read if you have had these moments caused by the actions of others that made you want to scream, yell, or run out of the room before you exploded. This book is a collection of these kinds of moments which may remind you of your experiences where it wasn't kosher to find the funny side of life. Although life has its many serious moments, it also has a funny side where many are afraid to advance. Try it, you'll like it!
My Mom Has A Hairy Vagina
A humorous loving short story about body hair, a bond between mother and daughter, self-acceptance and love.In this child-like book, intended for adult audiences, a little girl explores in a natural and funny way what it's like to be female. Inspired by real events, the author takes you on a thought provoking journey.
Strange Planet
WATCH THE ANIMATED SERIES AUGUST 9 ON APPLE TV+#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER - A GOODREADS CHOICE AWARD WINNER FOR HUMORStraight from the mind of #1 New York Times bestselling author of NYC Basic Tips and Etiquette and 99 Stories I Could Tell Nathan W. Pyle, Strange Planet is an adorable and profound universe in pink, blue, green, and purple, based on the phenomenally popular Instagram of the same name!Strange Planet covers a full life cycle of the planet's inhabitants, including milestones such as: The Emergence DayBeing Gains a SiblingThe Being Family Attains a BeastThe Formal Education of a BeingCelebration of Special DaysBeing Begins a VocationThe Beings at HomeHealth Status of a BeingThe Hobbies of a BeingThe Extended Family of the BeingThe Being Reflects on Life While Watching the Planet RotateWith dozens of never-before-seen illustrations in addition to old favorites, this book offers a sweet and hilarious look at a distant world not all that unlike our own.I feel more attractive.Honestly, you are.It's the star damage.I CRAVE STAR DAMAGE.
Fecal Matters
A bizarre, hilarious, true-crime collection for your favorite poo enthusiast! Fecal Matters is your definitive guide to the new global phenomenon of public poos. From the "Mystery Pooper" terrorizing Manhattan, to Japan's "Mr. Poop," to England's "Party Pooper" (who you do not want to invite to your swim-rave), these crappy criminals can't stop making headlines worldwide. Explore the stories behind their smelly sprees, and find out facts about feces you never figured. With special sections on poop in pop culture, you'll be bewildered, befuddled, and bemused by all the crap the world puts up with.
Humor of a Country Lawyer
Originally published in 1984, Senator Ervin's delightful collection of stories and anecdotes winds its way from his native Morganton through Chapel Hill and Harvard, the military, the North Carolina Supreme Court, the United States Senate, and Watergate. It represents a lifetime of wit and wisdom -- told in the late Senator Ervin's inimitable style.
Shorts That Fit Well
Shorts That Fit Well is a collection of short stories that includes fiction and non-fiction anecdotes. Each tale will inspire good feelings and smiles. Author Wayne Beyea playfully invokes times long since passed while sharing universal emotions that time does not touch. He recollects the beauty of taking in an injured dog and the revelation of new puppies. He explores an innocent child's view of God, begging the question, "Is He good, or is He bad?" (Also, God, why are brothers so annoying?) His fictional characters admire the beauty of nature amidst life's chaos while building unexpected relationships with wild creatures. Beyea time-travels to his days as a sixth grader and introduces one tough teacher. He also swings through the life of a man just returned from war as he is questioned about his experiences and judged in ways he does not deserve. Whether fact or fiction, each story in this collection mimics reality and entertains with a gentle touch.
