Dear Beer
A humorous adult coffee table book about a man's relationship with beer. Dear Beer The Breakup is the first book of the Dear Beer trilogy series with Dear Beer The Hookup (prequel) and Dear Beer The Makeup (sequel) forthcoming. *Free audiobook narration is included.
You Know You're A 2000's Kid When... 100 Relatable Facts About Growing Up in the 2000's
Step into a time machine and relive the unforgettable moments of growing up in the 2000s with "You Know You're A 2000's Kid When... 100 Relatable Facts About Growing Up in the 2000's." This delightful short-form book is the perfect gift to ignite nostalgia and spark conversations around the Christmas tree this holiday season.Remember the days when life was simpler, and the most critical decision was choosing which color Motorola Razr to own? Or how about the thrill of downloading your favorite songs on LimeWire (no judgment if you didn't quite grasp the legality of it all)? "You Know You're A 2000's Kid When..." takes you on a journey down memory lane, celebrating the quirks and quirks of the era that defined your childhood.This short, listicle-style book is designed for quick reading, making it the ideal companion for lazy winter afternoons or cozy nights by the fire. It's a hilarious and heartwarming tribute to an era that shaped an entire generation. Whether you grew up in the 2000s or simply want to understand the magic of that time, "You Know You're A 2000's Kid When..." is a must-have addition to your holiday gift list.Gift this book to your friends, family, or anyone who lived through the 2000s, and watch as their faces light up with recognition and laughter. "You Know You're A 2000's Kid When..." is the perfect way to spread holiday cheer and relive the magic of the 2000s. Grab your copy today and get ready to reminisce about the good old days!
Hell to Humor
Everyone knows that Cultures can and do change. What is virtuous and just, however, does not change. Times like these are therefore ripe for voices with conviction. Enter Darryle Purcell.Whether fighting Charlie in the Vietnam war, or writing editorials for a southwest newspaper, Darryle has lived each experience as a die-hard American. Here, he shares with you his past articles, sure to touch all those in the baby boomer generation and beyond. he adds current-day commentary lined with unapologetic humor that will help you keep your sanity in the midst of all the craziness.
Terrible Maps
The joys of the world, one terrible map at a time - this is the ultimate gift book for the budding geographer or anyone who wants to have a laugh. Ever wondered about the average jean colour across the United States? Or what 'pedestrians' look like in Denmark? What unites Brokenwind, Upton Snodsbury and Crackpot? And have you ever tried to take a train in Antarctica? Well Terrible Maps is the book for you!Put together by the creator behind the tremendously popular social media feed, this is the ultimate humour book for the budding geographer in your life. From countries that eat their national animals to nations that have declared war on birds (and lost), Terrible Maps celebrates pointless cartography in all its glory. Don't leave home without it!
The Mammoth Book of Losers
Over 2,000 years of epic failure and underachievement.This compendious celebration of ineptitude includes some of history's most spectacularly ill-conceived expeditions and entirely useless pursuits and features tales of black comedy, insane foolhardiness, breathtaking stupidity and relentless perseverance in the face of inevitable defeat. It rejoices in men and women made of the Wrong Stuff: writers who believed in the power of words but could never quite find the right ones; artists and performers who indulged their creative impulse with a passion, if not a sense of the ridiculous, an eye for perspective or the ability to hold down a tune; scientists and businessmen who never quite managed to quit while they were ahead; and sportsmen who seemed to manage always to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Like Walter Oudney, one of three men chosen to find the source of the River Niger in Africa, who could not ride a horse, nor speak any foreign languages and who had never travelled more than 30 miles beyond his native Edinburgh; or the explorer-priest Michel Alexandre de Baize, who set off to explore the African continent from east to west equipped with 24 umbrellas, some fireworks, two suits of armour, and a portable organ; or the Scottish army which decided to invade England in 1349 - during the Black Death. Entries include: the briefest career in dentistry; the least successful bonding exercise; the most futile attempt to find a lost tribe; the most pointless lines of research by someone who should have known better; the least successful celebrity endorsement; the least convincing excuse for war; worst poetic tribute to a root vegetable; least successful display of impartiality by a juror; Devon Loch - a sporting metaphor for blowing un unblowable lead; least dignified exit from office by a French president; and least successful expedition by camel.
Dad's Ultimate Book 800 Jokes + 50 Author Inspired Crosswords + 10 Literary Trivia Questions
Are you ready to unleash non-stop laughter, sharpen your mind, and become a literary genius?Introducing "Dad's Ultimate Book" by Pat Tricks - where every page promises a hearty laugh, a stimulating challenge, and a literary adventure!Delve into 800 hysterical jokes that will make you the heart and soul of any gathering. Challenge your mind with 50 author-inspired crosswords and expand your literary horizons with 10 mind-bending trivia questions, all within the pages of this exceptional book.Visualize yourself as the beacon of fun, laughter, and wisdom at every gathering, armed with an arsenal of jokes, crosswords, and trivia. Be the one to bring joy, challenge, and learning into every room you enter with the "Dad's Ultimate Book".Don't let boredom take over! Seize your copy of "Dad's Ultimate Book" by Pat Tricks now, and embark on a thrilling journey that promises endless entertainment and enrichment. Your adventure into the world of jokes, crosswords, and trivia starts NOW!
The Mammoth Book of Filthy Limericks
The biggest, best-ever collection of filthy limericks.The ultimate collection of X-rated and decidedly politically incorrect limericks! This bumper new volume contains over 2,000 dirty verses, from the moderately blue to the absolutely filthy - all illustrated throughout by Gray Jolliffe, creator of the bestselling Wicked Willie cartoon character.Here are verses so rude that even a blonde would blush, on subjects ranging from the bedroom to the bathroom and beyond. You'll find plenty of up-to-date limericks relevant to contemporary life as well as lewd old favourites on every imaginable topic, all of them guaranteed to make you laugh. Includes many newly devised limericks.
Just Unfriend Me ... Or Not
"Just Unfriend Me ... Or Not" is a compilation of Facebook posts by author Stan Parris, who began doing the grocery shopping for his wife, Charlotte, after his retirement from fulltime ministry in 2016. After 37 humorous stories about his shopping experiences, he decided that a retired minister should probably be writing more about life experiences, many of which come with a spiritual message or poignant reminders that life on Earth is short and temporary. So, the book is divided in two sections - or really two books - one called "Walmart Words," and the second, "Just Saying." Those words appear in each chapter as he makes his point.Readers may find themselves laughing aloud while guiding their virtual buggies through their own grocery stores or Walmart Superstores in their hometowns. His inexperience as a grocery shopper becomes evident when Charlotte accompanies him on one of his adventures and grabs things from the shelves without consulting his "orderly" list of items to be purchased. He only thought he knew his way around the store before being "schooled" by his wife.While the humor of "Walmart Words" may bring tears of laughter, the "Just Saying" portion may bring the other kind of tears as the author puts readers on the podium with him as he presides over funerals of loved ones or reflects on the lives of those he has known and loved. His points range from, "don't litter," to expressing the need to allow Jesus to be in control of people's lives.Stan's first book, "Just Outside of Hope," recounts his experiences as a missionary in Venezuela and his mission trips into many countries as missions pastor at Immanuel Baptist Church in Little Rock. He retired as pastor of Second Baptist Church in Arkadelphia, the same city where he met his future wife while both were students at Henderson State University.The author was raised just outside of Hope, as his dad always described his residency, and surrendered to the ministry while coaching football at Hope High School. He later returned to his hometown to pastor First Baptist Church.
Turn Of Phrase
"Turn of Phrase: A Book of Illustrated Idioms" is a creative collection of over 100 hand drawn illustrations that add a humorous twist to the often bizarre nature of English idioms. With each page, attempt to guess the idioms behind these illustrations. If you get stuck, check the back for the answers and definitions.Whether you're a language enthusiast, a student learning English, or just someone who is looking for a unique conversation starter in their living room. "Turn of Phrase" stands out as a one-of-a-kind book perfect for coffee tables, waiting rooms, classrooms, bathrooms, and as an Unique gift for fellow language lovers.Over 100 hand drawn illustrations that playfully depict popular English idioms.Answers and definitions are located at the end of the book to settle any arguments.Detailed inside cover illustrationsIdeal for coffee tables, waiting rooms, classrooms, bathrooms, and as a gift for language lovers.
Sealf-Care for Everyone
Sometimes life feels dark and full of questions: Who am I? Where did I come from? Where should I go from here? But maybe it's not that complicated.Let an ordinary seal and her little octopus friend remind you that everyone makes mistakes. That you can always lie down for a little while and do nothing. That there are many things we can't control . . . and that's okay.Your "inner seal" deserves every good thing, even on stormy days. Welcome to sealf-care.
Sensual Wit
'Sensual Wit' is a compilation of jokes intended for a mature 18+ audience. The book aims to bring light-hearted fun and humor derived from daily life experiences. It includes jokes related to Golf, Tennis, and Bridge, games that the author pursued during his army career. The book has been created by observing everyday life through the prism of laughter and smiles.
The Great Aussie Tradie Nickname Compendium
Embark on a delightful journey through the uniquely Australian landscape of tradie nicknames. "The Great Aussie Tradie Nickname Compendium" serves as an engaging resource that lifts the lid on the camaraderie and wit that keep our tradespeople not just interconnected, but thoroughly entertained.While working in the fields of construction, electrical services, or plumbing demands dedication and skill, it's the informal nicknames-those quirky, offbeat tags-that truly bring Chippies, Sparkies, Brickies and more together."The Great Aussie Tradie Nickname Compendium" is not merely a collection of names; it's a tribute to the men and women who make up the backbone of Australia's workforce.Settle in for a read that is as informative as it is entertaining, and discover the world of nicknames that make the Australian tradie community truly one-of-a-kind.
Adventures, #9
Four never before published originals make up half of eight complete stories inside.This fall issue continues our love for the written word, and offers snapshots of people, places, and times that deserve to live on.Arguably the most unique multi-genre rag ever is in your grasp. Don't you dare let ghosts rob you of an adventure!
Western Australian Outback Dunny Views
After spending much time in the remote parts of Western Australia - usually with few modern conveniences - it became apparent that the views one had when taking the first ablutions of the day were often the best views one could have anywhere in the world. They were interesting, stimulating and sometimes just plain boring, but due to their perspective, they were different from the views one would usually stop to see.Unlike the awe-inspiring photographs of majestic places that you will find in a professional photographer's collection, the pictures in this book are simple. They were taken on a Samsung Galaxy S5 phone while sitting on the Dunny Seat in the quiet and cool of the morning. The camera was set on auto. The light was not adjusted, the colors were not enhanced and little thought was put into the angle of the shot. However, the author did get daring and sometimes used the panoramic setting.Each picture has a story - a comment or anecdote that adds context. Like the pictures, the stories are simple. Some are funny, some are ponderous, some are both. Within these, you will find your own gems. You will be taken to forgotten times and places from your own life that have made you laugh and wonder.Child-like in their simplicity, these dunny views are more than just nice photos. They are reminders that when we remove the walls we build and take time to sit, we become aware of the depth and beauty of our surroundings. Whether in the Outback or the 'burbs, we can rejoice that we are a significant part of something bigger than ourselves.
Building a Better Boomer
Building a Better Boomer offers laugh-out-loud advice for the generation caught between ChatGPT and Betamax VHS. Here's hilarious ways boomers can see better, eat better, exercise better, sleep better, retire better, and, maybe, even remember better-and still be around for the launch of the iPhone 211 Pro."Neil Offen has become one of America's greatest humorists, embracing the lighter side of the aging process with charm and wit culled from personal experience. His columns, and now this book, have become must-read."-Marty Appel, New York Times bestselling author of Pinstripe Empire and Munson"Neil Offen's timing is perfect. This is the moment when we need a book that is this funny-Offen makes us laugh at subjects that are not supposed to be funny, which may be the definition of the best humor. Building a Better Boomer never stops and never misfires."-Mark Kurlansky, New York Times bestselling author of Salt; Cod; and The Importance of Not Being Ernest"Neil Offen offers laugh-out-loud-but still practical-advice about how to deal with the indignities of growing older, all the while trying to combat aging and aging stereotypes. This is a book for all boomers, and those who care for and love them."-Steven Petrow, contributing columnist The Washington Post and author, Stupid Things I Won't Do When I Get Old"I have often heard it said that there is nothing funny about growing older. Well, as Neil Offen proves-hysterically-in Building a Better Boomer, that is wildly inaccurate. If laughter truly is the best medicine, this is a book that I heartily prescribe for my fellow boomers. Offen's sharp-and unfortunately accurate-observations will make you laugh out loud, assuming of course you can remember where you left your reading glasses. Let me suggest that the nicest thing you can give to one of our peers is this gift of laughter."-David Fisher, New York Times bestselling author"There's no better source of smiles, laughs, even guffaws, as your body deteriorates and your role in society diminishes, than these essays by humor-writer-nonpareil Neil Offen."-Mitchell Stephens, author of The Voice of America: Lowell Thomas and the Invention of 20th-Century Journalism"Neil Offen's hilarious Building a Better Boomer is a rare mix of laugh-out-loud and close-to-the-bone. Sure, it's funny but it's also insightful, sweet, and even provocative. You will read this book to laugh and keep from crying, because, as Neil so shrewdly observes, 'there is a limit on how much better we can become.'"-Frank Van Riper, author of Recovered Memory: New York & Paris 1960-1980
Hold That Thought
"A diverse and delightful collection of wit and ink from some of my favorite cartoonists on the internet." - Amy Kurzweil, New Yorker Cartoonist & author of Artificial: A Love Story. New, different, and fun cartoons from 12 of some of the most intriguing cartoonists on social media! Cartoonists from multiple countries invite you into their unique worlds of imagination. A curated collection of gag and panel cartoons. Features cartoonists from offbeat realms of webcomics, magazine cartooning, comic strips, graphic novels, humorous illustration, animation, and pantomime cartooning. Now for the first time in a cartoon collection, experience the comic works and accompanied bios of Isabella Bannerman, Suzy Becker, David Endelman, Jun Frogosa, David Gomberg, Theresa Henry, Ed Himelblau, Catherine Holmes, Beverley Kort, Sam Lay, Rose Anne Prevec, and Jim Shoenbill. See below for sample cartoons from these quirky and mind-bendy cartoonists.
Brain Teasers for Geniuses
Are you ready to challenge your mind and embark on a journey of intellectual exploration? Dive into "Brain Teasers for Geniuses: Volume III," a captivating riddle book designed to stimulate your intellect, entertain, and provide hours of brain-teasing fun. With 200+ carefully crafted riddles and their answers. 200 Mind-Bending Riddles: Enjoy a diverse collection of riddles that will test your creativity and problem-solving skills.Detailed Answers: Each riddle comes with a clear and concise answer, ensuring you can unravel the mystery and learn from your experience.Difficulty Levels: Riddles range from easy to challenging, catering to both beginners and seasoned puzzle enthusiasts.Hours of Entertainment: Perfect for long journeys, breaks, or quiet evenings, these riddles provide a delightful way to pass the time.Benefits: Mental Stimulation: Solve riddles to keep your mind sharp and boost your cognitive skills.Entertainment: Beat boredom with intriguing brain teasers that provide endless enjoyment.Improved Focus: Enhance your concentration and problem-solving abilities.Interactive Learning: Explore language, logic, and lateral thinking in a fun and interactive way.Quality Family Time: Share riddles with friends and family for collaborative problem-solving and bonding.
The Funny Stuff
A compendium of quotes and riffs by P.J. O'Rourke on subjects ranging from government ("Giving money and power to politicians is like giving car keys and whiskey to teenage boys") to fishing ("a sport invented by insects and you are the bait") to apps ("we need a no-app app--let's call it a nap") to be published on what would have been his 75th birthday. "P. J. O'Rourke was the funniest writer of his generation, one of the smartest and one of the most prolific. Now that he belongs to the ages, P.J. takes his rightful place along with Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain and Dorothy Parker in the Pantheon of Quote Gods."--Christopher Buckley from his introduction When The Penguin Dictionary of Modern Humorous Quotations was published in 1994, P. J. O'Rourke had more entries than any living writer. And he kept writing funny stuff for another 28 years. Now, for the first time, the best material is collected in one volume. Edited by his longtime friend and member of the American Society of Magazine Editors Hall of Fame Terry McDonell, THE FUNNY STUFF is arranged in six sections, organized by subject in alphabetical order from Agriculture to Xenophobia. From his earliest days at the National Lampoon in the 1970s, through his classic reporting for Rolling Stone in the 80s and 90s to his post-Trump, pandemic, new media observations of recent years, P.J. produced incisive, amusing copy. Not only did P.J. write memorable one-liners, he also meticulously constructed riffs that built to a crescendo of hilarity and outrage--and are still being quoted years later. His prose has the electric verbal energy of Tom Wolfe or Hunter Thompson, but P.J. is more flat out funny. And through it all comes his clear-eyed take on politics, economics, human nature--and fun. THE FUNNY STUFF is a book for P.J. fans to devour but also a book that will bring new readers and stand as testament to one of the truly original American writers of the last 50 years.
Pusheen the Cat Collection (Boxed Set)
Get three of your favorite books about Pusheen, the beloved tubby tabby cat, in this charmingly designed collection. Get reintroduced to the internet's favorite cat with I Am Pusheen the Cat and learn all about this cuddly feline who has won hearts around the world. Then go on fun escapades with Pusheen as she dives in her unicorn, dragon, alien, mermaid, dinosaur, and even dog alter egos in The Many Lives of Pusheen the Cat. Finally, get her expert advice and adorable wit with Pusheen the Cat's Guide to Everything.
Roadkill Justice
Nettie Bramble lives with her ma in Upper Michigan in a cabin that's slightly off the grid. She claims to "subsist" off the land and prefers to do so without the benefit of hunting or fishing licenses. Nettie is bound to have a clash or two with the local woods cop, CO Will Ketchum, and the chronically cranky Judge Nightshade. Most places that Nettie goes, her "citified" nephews, Wanton and Wiley, tag along to muddle up her plans. Nettie will meet up with Church Lady Bea Righteous, as well as Tami and Evi Maki (thrice-removed cousins) in an erratic road rally with a cash prize that brings out the worst in everyone. No spoiler alert for the surprise ending in this collection of short stories featuring a strong dose of the Yooper way. "Terri Martin writes fast-paced little tales peppered with humorous disasters following one after another... If you live in the U.P., you'll have heard plenty of fish tales and hunting sagas from your outdoor friends. Some of them may be whoppers, but none as big as the ones Nettie Bramble tells." -- Jon C. Stott, author of Yooper Ale Trails"Roadkill Justice has to be among the funniest books I have ever read. Our heroine's ongoing battle with the law, the clever use of malapropisms and the caricature of a now-gone culture had me laughing several times on every page." -- Bob Rich, author of Hit and Run "Roadkill Justice's" unlikely heroine, Nettie Bramble, is rough-edged but 'big-hearted, with 'sisu' to spare. Author Terri Martin does a fantastic job of capturing the spirit and the spunk of the Northwoods character in a plot that sweeps her reader along, like a fast-running trout stream, on a delightful ride filled with twists, turns, laughter and the occasional explosion." -- Nancy Besonen, author of Off the HookLearn more at www.terrilynnmartin.com
Roadkill Justice
Nettie Bramble lives with her ma in Upper Michigan in a cabin that's slightly off the grid. She claims to "subsist" off the land and prefers to do so without the benefit of hunting or fishing licenses. Nettie is bound to have a clash or two with the local woods cop, CO Will Ketchum, and the chronically cranky Judge Nightshade. Most places that Nettie goes, her "citified" nephews, Wanton and Wiley, tag along to muddle up her plans. Nettie will meet up with Church Lady Bea Righteous, as well as Tami and Evi Maki (thrice-removed cousins) in an erratic road rally with a cash prize that brings out the worst in everyone. No spoiler alert for the surprise ending in this collection of short stories featuring a strong dose of the Yooper way."Terri Martin writes fast-paced little tales peppered with humorous disasters following one after another... If you live in the U.P., you'll have heard plenty of fish tales and hunting sagas from your outdoor friends. Some of them may be whoppers, but none as big as the ones Nettie Bramble tells." -- Jon C. Stott, author of Yooper Ale Trails"Roadkill Justice has to be among the funniest books I have ever read. Our heroine's ongoing battle with the law, the clever use of malapropisms and the caricature of a now-gone culture had me laughing several times on every page." -- Bob Rich, author of Hit and Run"Roadkill Justice's" unlikely heroine, Nettie Bramble, is rough-edged but 'big-hearted, with 'sisu' to spare. Author Terri Martin does a fantastic job of capturing the spirit and the spunk of the Northwoods character in a plot that sweeps her reader along, like a fast-running trout stream, on a delightful ride filled with twists, turns, laughter and the occasional explosion." -- Nancy Besonen, author of Off the HookLearn more at www.terrilynnmartin.com
The Dog Office
One thing many of us have in common is having to deal with people in our place of work. Whether it's the lunch thief in the office or the awkward person who says crazy things, it makes for a large cackle! If you have chuckled at a funny situation at work, then this children's book written for adults is for you. The Dog Office is a hilarious adult picture book for grown-ups. Larry Harrison finally got his dream job of being CEO of a Chew Toy company. The work is the easy part but managing the different personalities in the office is quite the challenge. The office is full of quirky employees, and office shenanigans. Does Larry have what it takes to be the boss and grow the company? Or will the office antics bring him down?
Some Version of This is Funny
Some Version of This is Funny is a collection of jokes, aphorisms, and anecdotes about life and the writing life from playwright and author Stephen Evans. The author practices what he teaches in his book on the philosophy of comedy entitled Funny Thing Is: A Guide to Understanding Comedy.The book is divided into two sections: Assorted Jokes, and Jokes of a SortEvans' comedic style extends from the absurd to the oblique. But as with most of his books, the intent is always to observe, entertain, and maybe occasionally enlighten.
Brain Teasers for Geniuses
Are you ready to challenge your mind and embark on a journey of intellectual exploration? Dive into "Brain Teasers for Geniuses: Volume IV," a captivating riddle book designed to stimulate your intellect, entertain, and provide hours of brain-teasing fun. With 200 carefully crafted riddles and their answers. 200 Mind-Bending Riddles: Enjoy a diverse collection of riddles that will test your creativity and problem-solving skills.Detailed Answers: Each riddle comes with a clear and concise answer, ensuring you can unravel the mystery and learn from your experience.Difficulty Levels: Riddles range from easy to challenging, catering to both beginners and seasoned puzzle enthusiasts.Hours of Entertainment: Perfect for long journeys, breaks, or quiet evenings, these riddles provide a delightful way to pass the time.Benefits: Mental Stimulation: Solve riddles to keep your mind sharp and boost your cognitive skills.Entertainment: Beat boredom with intriguing brain teasers that provide endless enjoyment.Improved Focus: Enhance your concentration and problem-solving abilities.Interactive Learning: Explore language, logic, and lateral thinking in a fun and interactive way.Quality Family Time: Share riddles with friends and family for collaborative problem-solving and bonding.
Walt Disney's Uncle Scrooge Gift Box Set the Twenty-Four Carat Moon & Island in the Sky
This season's Carl Barks Library slipcased gift box set collects two of our earlier volumes in this popular series: Walt Disney's Uncle Scrooge: "The Twenty-four Carat Moon" (Outer space gold and on the trail of an ancient Incan treasure!) and Walt Disney's Uncle Scrooge: "Island in the Sky" (Outrageous hijinks on another planet and on the high seas back on Earth!). 424 pages in two volumes snugged into a sturdy slipcase at a special price that even Uncle Scrooge couldn't resist!
The Small and Mighty Book of Knock Knock Jokes
Knock-Knock is the world's oldest joke and yet has never gotten old! (It just feels it.)Invented by William Shakespeare in 1606, (appearing in his famed tragedy, Macbeth; bet you never knew that) the humble Knock-Knock joke has made eyes roll, noses snort and mouths chuckle for centuries. Since the Bard's drunken Beelzebub bit the long-suffering gag became a global 'punomenon' (in 1936) before settling today as the world's best kids (and Dads) joke format that encourages giggles and grimaces in equal measure... with endless punning potential.The latest kid on the block in Welbeck's big-selling Small and Mighty gift series, compiled by (self-proclaimed) 'World's funniest joke compiler', Malcolm Croft, The Small and Mighty Book of Knock Knock Jokes is a tiny bundle of joy that includes all the classic and vintage Knock-Knock jokes, as well as all the modern, twenty-first century ones too. And because the jokes are all clean and family-friendly, you can share them with kids of all ages without worrying about anything inappropriate.If laughter is indeed the best medicine, we recommend you take two Small and Mighty Book of Knock Knock Jokes with a glass of water and have a lie down - you'll find something to tickle your funny bone in no time, guaranteed!Knock-Knock! - Who's there? - Boo - Boo who? - Don't cry, it's just a joke.The World Record for the most knock-knock jokes told in one minute is 24, told by Alex and Andrea Rose from Texas in 2015.
Custard 'n' Service
A hilarious medley of mob-cap capers and hotel hiccups as one woman learns how to master the mayhem and madness of a modern life in service. After thirty years of hard labour in the hospitality business, no bed-bug is left unturned, as you're taken on a journey Upstairs and Downstairs and beyond My Lady's Chamber. This book is for all the unsung heroes who have ever battled the ravening beast we call 'Customer Service' and who dare to unleash the 10ft Amazonian!
True Stories and Fascinating Facts About the 1960s
A New, Exciting Book of True Stories and Fascinating Facts all about the 1960s The True Stories in This Book Cover Interesting People and Events in Popular Culture; Sports; Science, Medicine and Technology; and the News. Here are a Few of the Story Titles: The Dictator Who Refused to Die"He Was a Friend of Mine"Machines Don't Keep Bankers' HoursNo Measly DiscoveryMovie Goers Say "Yes" to Dr. NoThe United States Says, "Zip It" In the This and That Section you'll discover facts about other important events of the decade. What invention replaced steel and saved lives?What does a department store have to do with Andy Warhol?Who was Mary Quant?What rock concert was billed as "Three Days of Music and Peace?What were Bravo Smokes and what did they taste like?What invention from the 1960s is still vital to computer users today?What was Echo 1?Who was the First American in Space? The writer, Jonny Katz has also included a photo challenge. Can you name these celebrities from the 1960s? At the end of the book, you'll find some almanac information about each year from 1960-1969. Reading trivia and fact books comes with some amazing mental and social benefits: Improves Attention SpanEnhances MemoryHelps Retain Mental HealthReduces StressSharing Trivia Creates a Sense of Connectedness Buy this book now for yourself, a friend, or a loved-one. (You'll be glad you did.)
Disney Masters Collector's Box Set #10
Dash into Disney adventures with Disney Masters Vol. 19: Mickey Mouse: Trapped in the Shadow Dimension by Andrea "Casty" Castellan and Vol. 20: Donald Duck: 20,000 Leaks Under the Sea by Dick Kinney and Al Hubbard!First: the villainous Peg Leg Pete turns up where Mickey expects him least: "Trapped in the Shadow Dimension," a surreal realm in which fiction becomes fact! Then Scrooge McDuck squares off with "The Terrible, Terrible Triple-Dimensional Beagle Boy"... while in "The World to Come," Mickey and Minnie head to far-off Illusitania for a robot war with that dastardly, poetic superspy, The Rhyming Man! Next: in "20,000 Leaks Under the Sea," Donald's cuckoo-bananas cousin Fethry has a submarine! He's roping desperate Don into a two-week treasure hunt on the ocean floor... and a bear-taming trip to Duckburg's deepest woods--and a mission to cure hiccups with scary rural remedies! This complete collection of Donald and Fethry tales also includes trouble for Uncle Scrooge's fortune in "It's Only Money"... and Donald's love life in "A Midsummer's Nightmare!"Fantagraphics' Disney Masters series unearths a treasure trove of previously unavailable comics epics in the grand Walt Disney tradition: expanding the lore of Mickey, Donald, and Scrooge, anthologizing the work of fan-favorite North American talents, and bringing you the best of the acclaimed international artists who have popularized Disney around the world.
When in Doubt, Play Dead
Featuring 70 watercolor illustrations, this totally adorable gift of a book offers wisdom and insight from a delightfully unexpected source: the opossum. Learn to live your life the opossum way with unique advice like: The difference between a weed and a flower is often a matter of taste.It's nobody's business what's in your pouch. Unless you've got snacks in there. In which case, you should share.A bit of risk is part of life. Cross that street, but ALWAYS look both ways beforehand.Smile! Unless someone tells you to, in which case you are well within your rights to scream.And more. Written and illustrated by Ally Burguieres, creator of the popular Instagram account @ItsMeSesame, who spends her days as a wildlife rehabber caring for and learning from opossums, When in Doubt, Play Dead offers encouragement to embrace life's weird, wild, and wonderful moments.
Disney Masters Collector's Box Set #9
Get ready for Disney Masters Vol. 17: Mickey Mouse: The Man from Altacraz by Romano Scarpa and Vol. 18: Uncle Scrooge: Pie in the Sky by William Van Horn and John Lustig. First, in "The Man from Altacraz," Mickey tries to reform musical ex-convict J. Cobalt Bloogle--but another master criminal is using both Bloogle and Mickey to get his hands on a priceless treasure! In "Risky Bees-ness," the Beagle Boys hit Uncle Scrooge with a sting; and in "The African Queen," Goofy falls in love with Zenobia, ruler of a lost jungle kingdom... and Mickey's troubles are just getting started!Next: in "Pie in the Sky," when Scrooge enters the infamous Flitterwobble Airplane Show as a stunt pilot, he ends up defending his priceless antique Sopwith Two-Seater plane from the bombastic Baron Von Strudel! In "The Amazon Queen," Scrooge sells a cursed necklace to a fellow treasure collector. And in "Another Vine Mess," a rare Patagonian Wirevine attacks Donald's house with ferocious, duck-destroying greenery!Fantagraphics' Disney Masters series unearths a treasure trove of previously unavailable comics epics in the grand Walt Disney tradition: expanding the lore of Mickey, Donald, and Scrooge, anthologizing the work of fan-favorite North American talents, and bringing you the best of the acclaimed international artists whohave popularized Disney around the world.
Ayumi's Tiger
Ayumi's Tiger is a collection of comic strips starring Angry, a stuffed tiger who is always trying his best despite constant failure and his friend Ayumi, an optimistic girl with an eye for practicality.Together they can do anything!Moo Meng is an illustrator and story maker based in Toronto. She is the creator of GRIBBIT, AYUMI'S TIGER, MOON BOY, and HOLEY. Moo enjoys days at the beach and chiffon cakes while day dreaming out windows with her two tabby cats.
Spunky Grandmas and Other Amusing Characters
Spunky Grandmas and Other Amusing Characters is a collection of over 100 entertaining, fictional mini stories about comical human behavior. Written in sonnet form, each of 22 chapters starts with a cartoonish illustration by Joella Goyette that introduces the theme of the stories that follow. Humorist, Ken Mogren, features grandmothers who are anything but stereotypical, as well as other folks whose behavior is best described as unconventional.
In the Beginning
In the beginning, there was nothing. At least in the Solar System, situated deepin the Milky Way Galaxy, that is. There was nothing as far as Yahweh, or Allah, orBrahma, or Ganesha, or Mirwxf, or Baal, any of the Buddhist gods, or any of aboutfive hundred other different names for whoever was in charge of a little speck ofnothing planet called Earth was concerned. The Hare Krishnas, the Mormons andthe Scientologists wouldn't join the party until several million years later.
Walt Disney's Donald Duck Mystery of the Swamp
Carl Barks's first foray into his signature series of adventures in "lost civilizations'' takes the Ducks deep into the Everglades, where they find themselves bedeviled by the enigmatic Gneezles, who have escaped detection from outsiders since the days of Ponce de Le籀n -- and want to keep it that way. Then, the fun comes fast and furious as Donald invents a radar detector to track the nephews, the boys open their own detective agency, an ice-skating race, a water-skiing race, the nephews fall into the Grand Canyon (!), and Donald decides to build the largest kite in the world! Plus: Barks's only Mickey Mouse mystery, "Mickey Mouse and Riddle of the Red Hat." As we circle back to Carl Barks's earlier stories, the Good Duck Artist delivers another superb collection of surprise, delight, comedy, adventure, and all-around cartooning brilliance. 215 pages of story and art, each meticulously restored and newly colored. Insightful story notes by an international panel of Barks experts -- including internationally famed cartoonist Freddy Milton (Donald Duck, Woody Woodpecker).
101 Ways to (Politely) Avoid the Office Microwave
Do you have traumatic memories of discovering who tried to reheat seafood at 9 AM? Or have you ever timed your lunch precisely to avoid the great microwave traffic jam? If so, this hilariously crafted guide is just the chuckle-inducing remedy you've been searching for!With ingenious strategies such as: "The Synchronized Coffee Break Distraction""Advocating for Solar Cooking in the Office""My Pet Rock Can't Handle Microwaves"You're equipped to masterfully navigate the microwave minefield with grace, humor, and most importantly, cold food. And because we're all about that office camaraderie, this guide also serves up a generous helping of microwave-free recipes so you can dine in style and envy-free.Looking for the perfect funny present for the holidays? Search no further! This gem of a book is the ideal stocking stuffer for your coworkers, bosses, or anyone who's ever whispered, "Who microwaved fish?" in office corridors. Gift it, share it, or hoard it for yourself for those days when the office kitchen feels more like a battlefield.
Laughs, Losses & Lessons
Dive into the captivating world of personal finance through the lens of a Singaporean storyteller! In "Laughs, Lossses & Lessons," author Dexter Tiah weaves a tapestry of engaging anecdotes, each portraying a unique chapter in his life where savings, investing, and risk management took center stage.Based on his personal experiences, the author takes you on a journey of self-discovery and financial enlightenment. From the exhilaration of participating in the Gamestop saga to the hammer-dropping experiences of being a victim of financial scams, these tales are both relatable and inspiring.As you navigate the pages, you'll encounter characters who mirror the financial challenges we all face - the impulsive spender, the cautious planner, the risk-taker, and the skeptic. Through their triumphs and tribulations, you'll uncover valuable lessons in a format that's as enjoyable as it is enlightening."Laughs, Losses & Lessons" isn't just a guide to money management; it's a heartfelt exploration of the human relationship with wealth. The author's storytelling prowess transforms abstract financial concepts into practical wisdom, leaving you equipped with a newfound understanding of savings strategies, investment opportunities, and the art of calculated risk.Whether you're a seasoned investor or someone taking their first steps into the world of personal finance, this book will resonate with you on a personal level. With its charming narrative style and practical insights, "Laughs, Losses & Lessons" is more than a book - it's a companion for anyone seeking financial empowerment and a deeper connection with their monetary journey.
Office Farts
In the high-stakes world of business, one enemy lurks in the shadows, threatening to disrupt board meetings and silence open-plan offices: the ill-timed office fart."Office Farts" is your guide to navigating this fragrant minefield, identifying the most treacherous meals that can transform a routine day into a red-faced calamity.From the deceptive allure of the bean burrito at the corner deli to the mysterious sushi roll labeled "Chef's Surprise," this book serves up a hearty helping of hilarity. Learn the stories of those who've gone before and paid the smelly price for their culinary choices. Whether you're a rookie employee or the CEO, this book is a must-have manual to save face and maintain a clear airway.Perfect for that secret Santa gift or just because, give your coworkers the gift of laughter (and perhaps a more pleasant-smelling workspace). Dive in, and remember: forewarned is forearmed... especially when it comes to food!
The World's Best Short Stories
Do you want to be entertained by strange, unique and interesting true stories? Or maybe just have a laugh? The World's Best Short Stories is a compendium of crazy and oddly funny stories from different periods across human history. You'll learn about pompous politicians, admirable animals, and some very strange oddballs! The book provides the reader with an easily accessible entrance into some of the most important aspects of human history. The stories are packed with humor and jokes to offer up even the grumpiest of readers a wry smile. The stories carefully selected for the book are typically areas that the average reader won't have heard of before. Though many of them are set in familiar periods of history which helps the readers build from their own base of knowledge. In this book you will find: - 127 exciting stories from different periods and locations across history.- Boiled-down information from the words of a historian to help plug holes in your knowledge. - Strange accounts, showing an underside of humanity that isn't discussed in more traditional academic circles.- A little extra touch of wit and humor, to keep you entertained along the way. This book is supposed to help people access new information in a way that isn't overwhelming or complicated but is instead funny and simple. The book has some mature themes, though it remains suitable for young teenagers and older, as long as whoever reads the book is just immature enough to be able to laugh at the sillier side of life and history. If you're looking for the perfect gift item or just a casual read or light-hearted page-turner, then The World's Best Short Stories is the book for you.
Dog Heaven and Cat Hell Are Probably the Same Place
If you loved How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety and Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, then Dog Heaven and Cat Hell Are Probably the Same Place is your next must-have addition to the collection of the hilarious and delightfully absurd!Laugh until you cry as you enjoy this hysterically bizarre compilation of "profound" thoughts and absurd quotes such as: "I don't think kidnappers should offer candy and toys to kids. They should offer something educational, like a calculator or a good book. Kids don't read enough nowadays.""I bet a popular joke in medieval days was to sneak up behind a knight and stick a "kick me" sign on his armor with a magnet.""You'll never find a meteorite made out of cheese, and you know why? Cheese burns up too easily as it falls through our atmosphere."You'll want to share this treasure trove of ridiculous insights with friends, family, and anyone who has a twisted sense of humor. With its unexpected twists and clever humor, this book guarantees a belly-aching, tear-inducing experience that you won't want to put down.Don't miss out on this sidesplitting journey into the bizarre and ludicrous corners of the human mind! This hysterical book makes a fantastic and hilarious joke gift for men and women who have an offbeat sense of humor. ENJOY A ROLLERCOASTER RIDE INTO HILARITY AND BUY NOW!
Stoic Humor
Greater peace of mind is attainable by accepting the things that cannot be changed.Treat others with kindness, compassion, and respect. Focus on living a virtuous life to gain a greater sense of purpose and meaning in life.
Accountant Humor
Accountant jokes are meant to lighten the mood and bring a smile to the faces of accountants, who often deal with complex financial matters. These jokes provide a humorous take on the profession and the terminology associated with it.
Stardust and Scar Tissue
Through the pandemic, political turmoil, and economic and spiritual strife, Mick Scott, editorial page editor of the Winston-Salem Journal, worked to keep hope alive among the regular readers of his opinion column. Appealing to their natural kindness as well as intellect, reason, and conscience, he encouraged them to resist fear and cruelty, reject despair, respond to challenges with compassion, and to take refuge in the knowledge that better days were ahead. Whether traveling North Carolina to find hidden cultural gems or sitting in nature with his beloved wild companions, he inspired readers not to endure, but to thrive. The ideas Mick shared in these short (sometimes humorous) essays are as reliable and meaningful today as they were when written. Sit back and rest. Share a conversation with friends. We still have a ways to go, but together, we will get there.
Dog Heaven and Cat Hell Are Probably the Same Place
If you loved How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety and Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, then Dog Heaven and Cat Hell Are Probably the Same Place is your next must-have addition to the collection of the hilarious and delightfully absurd!Laugh until you cry as you enjoy this hysterically bizarre compilation of "profound" thoughts and absurd quotes such as: "I don't think kidnappers should offer candy and toys to kids. They should offer something educational, like a calculator or a good book. Kids don't read enough nowadays.""I bet a popular joke in medieval days was to sneak up behind a knight and stick a "kick me" sign on his armor with a magnet.""You'll never find a meteorite made out of cheese, and you know why? Cheese burns up too easily as it falls through our atmosphere."You'll want to share this treasure trove of ridiculous insights with friends, family, and anyone who has a twisted sense of humor. With its unexpected twists and clever humor, this book guarantees a belly-aching, tear-inducing experience that you won't want to put down.Don't miss out on this sidesplitting journey into the bizarre and ludicrous corners of the human mind! This hysterical book makes a fantastic and hilarious joke gift for men and women who have an offbeat sense of humor. ENJOY A ROLLERCOASTER RIDE INTO HILARITY AND BUY NOW!
Coffee Cups & Wine Glasses, Hilarious Secrets to Heal a Broken Heart & Get Your Life Back!
Are you struggling to get over loneliness, loss, or divorce?Discover the One Word that will Change Your LifeThis inspirational collection of sassy tales and ingenious schemes is woven into a series of hilarious triumphs filled with love, grief, and mischief. High-spirited goals awaken your imagination and motivate you to move forward, move on, and get your life back.Uncover unusual secrets for getting on with your life no matter what you've been through. Every reader will achieve a heightened sense of happiness and a deeper level of confidence. You're not going to believe some of the ideas in this book. But you'll love them, and will never forget how it makes you feel.This Book IncludesJournal promptsPlayful shenanigansLife hacksRecipesExercises you've probably never thought of doing - in this wayTravel disaster recovery techniquesUnusual facts about potatoes, dogs, cows, turtles, squirrels...Funny things to do alone or with friendsRejuvenation, affirmation, and exhilaration. Learn how to get there in one spectacular day! For once it's all about YouLife-changing strategies to survive and thriveFunny, Sad, and Shamelessly DaringThis unconventional memoir is a unique guide to getting your life back. It will resonate with anyone who is struggling with sadness or a slaughtered relationship. Follow the advice in this book to master uncommon skills to become captivating and triumphant.Clue: You're going to learn more than how to find your purpose and dance naked, with dignity.Become legendary and memorable before you croak. You'll love that chapter.If you enjoyed the bestseller Eat, Pray, Love, by Elizabeth Gilbert, you'll love the real-life haphazard accomplishments Debbie Seagle shares in Coffee Cups & Wine Glasses.What's Stopping You from Getting Your Life Back?You may be stuck in self-pity and fear. This humorous self-help book will turn you around and take you in a new direction to find assertiveness, motivation, and self-esteem. If you don't know how: you'll learn to laugh (REALLY LAUGH), cry, breathe, make changes you never thought of, become the greatest, and make the world a better place.Coffee Cups & Wine Glasses is Full ofEncouragementEnlightenmentHealingGut-busting, laugh-out-loud inspiration to create happiness all around youCoffee Cups & Wine Glasses is the perfect gift for your friends, yourself, and anyone who needs reassurance, an entertaining diversion, inspiration, or a guide to live a fulfilling life.
25 Travel Personalities
25 Travel Personalities is a comedic and informative book about the types of personalities people have while traveling, it is a lovely full watercolor guide to helping you recognize the travel personalities. If you love to travel, then chances are you have been on a trip with where you thought that the destination was fantastic. But the person you were with ruined the whole trip by acting a fool! Whether it is family or friends, traveling with certain people can be daunting because they have this hidden personality, that emerges on vacation with you. This leave you scratching your head, thinking who is this person? Obviously, if you knew their travel personality you wouldn't have gone across the globe with them. On the flip side, there are some people you travel with that make your trips amazing! The laughs, the adventures, and memories. These individuals also have a travel personality, it just happens to be more positive. This refreshing self-help book will guide you through the 25 travel personalities while delivering a dose of humor, and help you better identify them so you can make better pre and post trip decisions. This book is great self-care and travel gift for yourself or others in your life.
Putnik on the Bridge
Putnik on the Bridge recounts Deb Grant's travels across oceans and continents for six weeks on a cargo ship with a salty captain and crew. Told as a memoir, and written like a sitcom, Grant weaves in moments of tension and humor that engrosse the reader in the cast of characters and life lessons about grief, gratitude, and belonging she learns along the way. This is a page-turner worthy of many "reruns."
Crazy Grandpa Coloring Book for Adults
★Crazy Grandpa Grayscale Coloring Book★Grandpa went crazy!! But no matter what, we just love them: ) The coloring book includes60 pp.8,5x8,5"black backsides - no pushing throughgrandpas making faceswith crazy haircutsA perfect gift for all grandparents lovers, portrait coloring fans.
