Bad Monkey
The Apple TV+ Original series from Ted Lasso Executive Producer Bill Lawrence and starring Vince Vaughn, praised as "a rollicking, darkly hilarious series that's both compulsively watchable and plain old fun" (The Ringer) is based on the zany and sharp novel from "the funniest important writer in America" (Miami Herald). Andrew Yancy-late of the Miami Police and soon-to-be-late of the Monroe County sheriff's office-has a human arm in his freezer. There's a logical (Hiaasenian) explanation for that, but not for how and why it parted from its shadowy owner. Yancy thinks the boating-accident/shark-luncheon explanation is full of holes, and if he can prove murder, the sheriff might rescue him from his grisly Health Inspector gig (it's not called the roach patrol for nothing). But first-this being Hiaasen country-Yancy must negotiate an obstacle course of wildly unpredictable events with a crew of even more wildly unpredictable characters, including his just-ex lover, a hot-blooded fugitive from Oklahoma; the twitchy widow of the frozen arm; two avariciously optimistic real-estate speculators; the Bahamian voodoo witch known as the Dragon Queen, whose suitors are blinded unto death by her peculiar charms; Yancy's new true love, a kinky coroner; and the eponymous bad monkey-who just may be one of Carl Hiaasen's greatest characters.
10 Maniacs are Trapped in a Death Trap and they Must Each Write a Short Story or They Will All Be Killed
These are the stories of ten literary maniacs, they've all been kidnapped and imprisoned by the evil Dr. Bloodcastle. A villain of unspeakable genius, Bloodcastle is a man with a skull of gleaming chrome and a sexy, hot, just so good, yowza, muscular body shrouded in crimson robes that has imprisoned these unfortunate souls in a labyrinth of his own diabolical design. Their only hope of survival lies in their ability to write. Within these pages, you will encounter worlds beyond comprehension, where logic takes a long lunch break and imagination peels out on a dirt bike. Dare you enter the mind and bodyscape of Dr. Bloodcastle's captives? Can you unravel the enigma of the Ten Maniacs? Why is his skull chrome? Find out, if you dare, in: *10 Maniacs are Trapped in a Death Trap and they Must Each Write a Short Story or They Will All Be Killed* Are you brave enough to turn the page? This book might make you DIE.
Elevating Overman
This hilarious and painful novel of redemption follows the journey of Ira Overman, veteran of multiple botched careers and a singularly botched marriage, as he makes one last attempt to rise above the guilt, weakness, and self-hatred that have been hard-wired into his soul since birth. Through an unlikely side effect from an otherwise routine surgery, Overman finds himself revisiting and confronting the uniformly poor choices of his past, and making sense of a world he has never known how to negotiate. The ex-New Yorker and transplanted Angeleno decides to bestow his newfound gifts from coast to coast, earning unprecedented respect from his son and daughter, and the ferocious envy of his best friend. Ultimately, Elevating Overman speaks to us about righting some of our wrongs, letting others go, and most importantly, gaining a small yet significant insight into a life that matters.
Almost a Serial Killer
"Expect fast-paced action, upbeat comedy, mystery, red herrings, an outlandish cast of characters, a ride in the trunk, zip ties, and collard greens." BookTribSun, sand, cocktails, and ... murder?"Take a trip to Florida," they said. "It'll be fun!" But for aspiring actress Doreen Diller, there's no sunscreen on the planet that can save her from getting burned, big-time. While filming a low-budget TV series on St. Pete Beach, a fellow actor ends up dead-and Doreen's cast as his killer! With a mean cop trying to pin her for murder and a cute cop trying to pin her down for a date, Doreen's not sure which way to turn. But one thing's for sure. There's no going home until she clears her name. It won't be easy. Before it's through, Doreen will have to sidestep the law, upstage a shark, travel in a trunk, survive a snickerdoodle hangover, and outwit a team of retired mafia molls. And that's just day one. ALMOST A SERIAL KILLER is perfect for fans of Janet Evanovich, Deany Ray, Leslie Langtry, Jana DeLeon, Jasmine Webb, Gemma Halliday, Liliana Hart, and JB Lynn. Readers of the Val Fremden Midlife Mystery Series will fall in love with Doreen Diller! What readers are saying: "Fun from the get-go! A laugh-out-loud read. I loved it! One of the best on today's market." "What a blast! Not too many books have me constantly laughing out loud while my wife asks me, over and over, 'What's so funny?' A book easily worth at least 10 stars." "What a story! Just love Doreen and can't wait to read more of her adventures! Will keep you up reading all night!" "Refreshing, fun, and a great Who Done It! I chuckled through the whole book." "Loads of quirky characters, a twisty mystery, a pinch of romance, and a heaping helping of humor create this masterpiece!" "This author is hilarious. I've been reading all she has written...late night laughing. Thank you Margaret! Your characters are addictive! Continue to keep us wanting More!" "I loved this story! From the characters to the banter, the scenes the author creates all come together to make a laugh-out-loud, fast-paced read. Can't wait to read the next book in the series." "I felt lighter than usual - better about the state of the world - as I finished reading this. You will, too. Get it."
Failure to Thrive
A schizophrenic clerk railing against society's downfall caused by modern technology, an abnormal woman fixated on the paranormal, a repressed shrink bedeviled by sexuality, and a cliche-consumed sports commentator trying to figure them all out. A zany tale about everyday life in present-day Pennsylvania with folks who are anything but normal, Failure to Thrive chronicles the misadventures of Patrick, Courtney, Lazy Eye Crazy Shrink Guy, and Tony Romo.
Entitled
Entitled is a love letter to books, travel and the people we meet along the way.Life isn't easy when you're a book.This charming, humorous, warm-hearted novel captures the extraordinary adventures of an extraordinary book. Entitled is told from the perspective of a book as it reluctantly travels from San Francisco to Paris, London and New York City in search of a home. As it is read, misplaced, loaned and abandoned, our book, like its Readers, discovers love and heartbreak, loneliness and friendship, and ultimately becomes the author of its own journey.In the end, Entitled reveals the pull between the story we are born with and the one we wish to create for ourselves.
Elvis the Astronaut
This is the third book in the series of funny, fictional short stories by Robert Wells, a lifelong fan, about the lives and chaotic times of Elvis Presley and all those who live with him at Graceland, including his family, the Memphis Mafia, and his notorious manager, Colonel Parker.
Skinny Beni Incidents and Happenings
From TV and popcorn binges to run-ins with Richard Craniums, Skinny Beni Incidents and Happenings is a wild, fun, laugh -out-loud ride. Experience a much needed belly laugh with these relatable short stories, antics and rhymes that tap into all the craziness that makes life interesting.Skinny Beni Incidents and Happenings is the perfect companion when you just want to kick back and enjoy the moment.
Alya Sometimes Hides Her Feelings in Russian, Vol. 5
As their memorable summer vacation winds down, Masachika and his classmates jump straight into their second semester at Seirei Private Academy. The school festival is coming up fast, and Masachika knows how much the event influences the student council election. He encourages Alya to get involved and win over some voters, but when she starts making new friends in earnest, Masachika can't help but feel a bit conflicted. While he wrestles with his feelings, things only get more confusing when he makes a shocking discovery. Masachika may have finally figured out the true identity of the mysterious childhood friend from his memories, and now he really has no idea what he should do!
Enemies to Lovers
The best love hangover cure? Forced proximity . . . on a summer family vacation in Greece. Ever since The Embarrassing Meltdown Incident, Flo has been on an enforced break from life. And the timing couldn't be better, as her family sets off to Greece for their summer vacation. Enter Jamie Kramer . . . literally. Broad, sun-kissed, and fitter than ever. Jamie is Flo's brother's best friend, and the person she wants to see least in the world. He's also her family's "adopted" son after he lost his parents at a young age. Flo and Jamie hate each other. Except, Flo actually has a mortifying crush on Jamie, made infuriatingly stronger after The Christmas Incident. And nobody--least of all her family--can know. So, with two weeks of steamy outings, rocky boat trips, and sunshine on the horizon, Flo is going to have to fix the situation the only way she can think of: by spending time with him. What could possibly go wrong for the pair of Enemies to Lovers?
Righteous Rebellion
A quirk of fate has enabled the donation of a history-altering amount of cash to the ministry of a popular religious leader in a solidly Conservative state. Having interpreted the donation as a sign from above, the pastor has divined its purpose: to enable his state's formal secession from the Union and to have their U.S. Senator appointed President of the newly created country.The public announcement of this outrageous move is met with wild approval by the citizens of the former state and abject horror by the rest of the world, including a dedicated reporter who makes it her mission to bring down the revolution.As it struggles to form a new nation, the rogue republic encounters a series of existential challenges, both within its government and among its increasingly beleaguered citizenry.With its very survival at stake, it is forced to take increasingly bold risks to keep its grip on power, including an audacious gambit that pits the tiny nation against the mighty United States itself.The jaw-dropping, chilling, and sometimes outright hilarious results will keep readers, both for and against the concept of secession, reading late into the night.
Sex
This book, "Sex: The Funny Handy Guide to Getting Lucky," is designed to bring moments of laughter to a sensitive subject while offering genuinely good advice. It delves into the various perspectives and strategies some men believe are essential to win over women. With humor as its primary tool, this guide aims to make the discussion of sex more approachable and enjoyable.While the book does not intend to offend, it's important to acknowledge that some readers might find certain passages distasteful. The content reflects the reality of human nature and the undeniable truth that sex is a powerful motivator for many men. This guide explores the humorous side of this motivation, shedding light on the often awkward and funny attempts men make in their pursuit of romance and intimacy.By blending comedy with practical tips, the book provides a unique approach to understanding the male perspective on sex and attraction. It encourages readers to laugh at the absurdities of the dating world while also gaining insights into the behaviors and thoughts that drive men. Whether you're looking to enhance your dating life or simply enjoy a good laugh, "Sex: The Funny Handy Guide to Getting Lucky" offers a lighthearted yet informative take on the age-old quest for love and connection.
HOLD-ON to your Seat
Here we go again on yet another Goose-filled adventure. This time The Government Goose and his marsupial misfits Reg and Barry end up in the middle of an old cow paddock in South Australia's Muzza Bizza, working in a fake car factory created by a crazy jet-propelled fairy named Pauline! You cannot miss this next instalment of insanity folks or you just won't forgive yourselves! So HOLD-ON to your seats, rev those engines, and do another 'burn-out' around that imaginary factory down by the river, dedicated to all the Holden car enthusiasts right round Australia!! BRRRRM!!!!
Plays Well with Others
In the vein of Where'd You Go, Bernadette and Fleishman Is in Trouble, a wickedly funny and incisive debut novel following a mother trapped in the rat race of NYC parenting as her life unravels."Funny, relatable fiction for anyone who thinks they're above the fray but still want to read all about it."--People"Heavenly hilarity for readers."--Good HousekeepingIt takes a village...just not this one. Annie Lewin is at the end of her rope. She's a mother of three young children, her workaholic husband is never around, and the vicious competition for spots in New York City's kindergartens is heating up. A New York Times journalist-turned-parenting-advice-columnist for an internet start-up, Annie can't help but judge the insanity of it all--even as she finds herself going to impossible lengths to secure the best spot for her own son.As Annie comes to terms with the infinitesimal odds of success, her intensifying rivalry with hotshot lawyer Belinda Brenner--a deliciously hateful nemesis, what with her perfectly curated bento box lunches and effortless Instagram chic--pushes her to the brink. Of course, this newly raw and unhinged version of Annie is great for the advice column: the more she spins out, the more clicks and comments she gets.But when she commits a ghastly social faux pas that goes viral, she's forced to confront the question: is she really any better than the cutthroat parents she always judged?A shimmering epistolary novel incorporating emails, group texts, advice columns, newspaper profiles, and more, Plays Well with Others is a whip-smart, genuinely funny romp through the minefield of modern motherhood. But beneath its fast-paced, satirical veneer, Brickman gives us a fresh, open-hearted, all-too-real take on what it means to be a parent--fierce love, craziness, and all.
Queenie Pugweenie
Queenie experiences some Christmas traditions and even meets Santa.
Unexpectingly Happily Ever After
"All Casey ever wanted was to be a mom, but triplets !!" "...more Casey and J.B. magic!" Having a baby was all Casey ever wanted. All it took was a drunken night with roommate J.B., along with an expired condom for Casey to get everything she ever dreamed about...and more.Six years after giving birth to triplets, married life with J.B. is a dream come true for Casey. She embraces being a soccer mom and the family trips to the grocery store...now if she could only keep the kids from eating the olives out of her martinis. She's on route to Las Vegas for a pre-wedding girls' weekend- her BFF's fourth trip down the aisle-when hubby J.B. asks the most unexpected question.Do you want another baby?Casey's dream is to be a mother, but this time she's surprised to find answering the question isn't as easy as she expected.Find out how babies have changed Casey and J.B. in the sequel to Unexpecting!
Home Stretch
A Bevy of Astonishing Illustrations and Sparkling Dialogues! Home Stretch (For All My Friends Over Sixty) is a stunning collection of vibrant original artwork by seven diverse artists that compliments 100+ short, pithy conversations. Mature, reflective people of diverse beliefs, orientations, races, and ethnicities all over the world express poignant thoughts or share funny perspectives on the worst and the best of the golden age of life. HS (FAMFO60) might be that bedside book that is a frequent resource for humor, beauty, and hope.
Home Stretch
A Bevy of Astonishing Illustrations and Sparkling Dialogues! Home Stretch (For All My Friends Over Sixty) is a stunning collection of vibrant original artwork by seven diverse artists that compliments 100+ short, pithy conversations. Mature, reflective people of diverse beliefs, orientations, races, and ethnicities all over the world express poignant thoughts or share funny perspectives on the worst and the best of the golden age of life. HS (FAMFO60) might be that bedside book that is a frequent resource for humor, beauty, and hope.
Fifty Shades of Grey
NEW YORK TIMES and USA TODAY Bestselling Author When accountant Ben Weaver awakens after an erotic dream, he encounters a wife who is unwilling, uninterested, and who once again has a headache. The unworldly but focused Ben decides he will do anything to rekindle his sex life, including imitating the erotic techniques of billionaire Christian Grey from the Fifty Shades series. Unable to withstand the pent-up ache radiating from his tender blue testicles, Ben decides to take Grey's methods to a whole new level in order to relieve the pressure on his . . . er, marriage.Shocked by her husband's unusual plan, Kate Weaver hesitates in giving him what he desires. But for all his trappings of non-success--his ordinary accounting job where coworkers steal his sandwiches and brag about their sex lives, his lack of wealth, his inability to seduce his own wife--Ben is a man with one saving talent: the driving determination to reignite his sex life no matter what it takes. When the couple embarks on a daring and dangerous physical adventure, Kate discovers her husband's fanatical zeal to explore all of Christian Grey's darkest desires, with calamitous results. Erotic, hilarious, and highly disturbing, Fifty Shades of Grey: The Experiment is a spin-off that will titillate you, amuse you, and stay with you until the next erotic romance crosses your Kindle.
Diary of a Stressed Out Mother
Chaos is the third book in the series 'Diary of a Stressed Out Mother'. Dora and her family continue to grapple with disasters and tribulations galore in this priceless and highly entertaining sequel. Chaos lives up to its name, packed with hilarious twists and turns, it will both surprise and delight you.Following the first two books, Bedlam and Madness, Chaos continues to entertain the reader with the Loveday family's crazy but wonderfully colourful life.
Everything Goes to The Dogs
An uproarious but deadly serious satire about family, money and morality. When the bricks of the Berlin Wall begin to fall and apartheid unravels, Max flees Cape Town. He teaches ethics at a university abroad, but his ethical agenda has nothing to do with virtue or values; it's all about revenge and retribution. Max's sole objective is to seek vengeance upon his once-beloved Uncle Izaak. Max's father and Izaak were partners in South Africa's largest property empire. Illegally, they secretly stashed money away in a Swiss bank. But Izaak cleaned out the lot, bolted out of South Africa, and holed up in a magnificent mansion amongst New York's mega-rich. Max's Dad, meanwhile, died destitute while facing the music in South Africa. So Max pursues Izaak, and when they finally meet, Izaak orchestrates a midnight meeting with Max's dead father. Will Max receive any solace from the world to come?
Lila Glover Wants a lover
Lila loves to have fun. Free and in her late forties she enjoys the thrill of dating younger men, no strings attached just plenty of good times. So why then has the dating scene lost its sparkle? The thrill has gone, and she would much rather have a night out with her girlfriends or a night in alone enjoying a good film and an even better bottle of wine.Enter Seb, her dependable workmate who's been patiently waiting in the wings, his affection for Lila evident to the world. To Lila, a relationship with Seb seems as likely as finding a calorie-free cream cake - his style is questionable, and he's just too safe and dependable, a genuinely nice guy but maybe just too nice for Lila.But then Seb does the unthinkable - he starts dating Lila's sworn frenemy, who transforms him from a caterpillar into a butterfly. Suddenly Lila sees Seb in a whole new light. Has the window of opportunity now slammed shut, too late for Lila to make a move?In this wickedly funny tale, love is a battlefield, and Lila is armed with determination, humour, and the willingness to break a few rules to find her happily ever after.
The Memoirs of Mr. Charles J. Yellowplush
"The Memoirs of Mr. Charles J. Yellowplush" by William Makepeace Thackeray is a Victorian satire that offers a humorous and insightful glimpse into English society through the eyes of a witty servant. Set in London, this fictional memoir serves as a brilliant social commentary on the class dynamics and absurdities of Victorian society. Thackeray employs sharp wit and irony to parody the manners and customs of the time, creating a caricature of English society that is both entertaining and thought-provoking. Through the lens of Mr. Yellowplush, a clever and observant servant, readers are treated to a unique perspective on the social hierarchies and pretensions of the era. As a work of fiction, the memoirs of Mr. Yellowplush provide not only laughs but also insights into the human condition and the foibles of society. Thackeray's masterful storytelling and keen eye for detail make this book a delightful read for anyone interested in literature that combines humor with social critique. Overall, "The Memoirs of Mr. Charles J. Yellowplush" stands as a timeless classic of Victorian literature, offering readers a humorous and satirical portrayal of English society that continues to resonate with audiences today.
Echoes of Madness
Drop your standards, leave your inhibitions at the door, and delve into the hilariously twisted side of life."Wow! Pretty funny. Hic" - That Alcoholic Dude from the Pub "I'll probably disown him, to be honest." - Author's Mother "Who is he, again?" - Random Bloke Called DaveSometimes life is mad, sometimes it's pretty funny-mix the two together, and you get total and utter carnage! Critical observations of the worst possible kind in the weird and little explored space where poet meets jokerman.With Pirates, dirty talking parrots, Marty Mcfly's mom, Boo Boo Wants a Noo Noo, whatever the hell that means, a cockney genie, alien probes and a guy that can't stop humping stuff, what's not to love?Brash and rude, ridiculous, and crazy, this comedy poetry collection is certainly not for the feint hearted. If you love twisted humour and rambunctious rhymes, Echoes of Madness: The Jokerman's Journey is the book you will love.Grab your copy of Echoes of Madness: The Jokerman's Journey today, but don't blame me, you have been warned!
Kiss Mommy Goodbye
Vega! Vegas! Vegas! is the follow up to Kiss Mommy Goodbye which is about the rock superstar Peter Webb and the seven abused children he adopts. In this novel the children have all become one family and even though they all still suffer from huge problems they all meet them as one! Peter takes on a massive gig at the Bellagio in Vegas and takes his whole family along with him as well as his famous movie star girlfriend, Roberta Capone. The children are all loving their time in Vegas attending Peter's concerts every evening to watch him a Getz stun the crowds and in the day time exploring the hotels of Vegas in their own particular manner. When Getz falls for the owner of the new Rock and Roll hotel they all disapprove but she insists on seeing him. Then Getz is raped and all the children unite to keep Peter from finding out and to get their revenge on Vince Martin. How they conspire to drive him completely out of business all the time protecting their explosive father from finding out makes for a high powered action packed side story to saga of the Webb family! As always with these novels Vegas is full of drama and trauma with high powered moments of humour when the lives of the super famous and super rich come into contact with a rough crowd of children from all over the world!
Tales of Swiping Right
Dive into the whirlwind world of modern love through the eyes of a self-proclaimed online dating addict. This raw and unfiltered journey navigates the highs and lows of seeking connection in the digital age, blending dark humour with candid insights. Our protagonist, a man entangled in the addictive thrill of swiping right, offers an unapologetically honest look at the parallels between his cravings and relentless pursuit of romantic encounters.His story is a cautionary tale, exploring the impact of addiction and societal attitudes, while challenging the norms of dating, desire, and digital interaction. This book isn't just a chronicle of romantic escapades; it's a reflection on personal growth, societal norms, and the pursuit of fulfilment in an ever-connected world.Prepare for an unconventional exploration of love, sex, addiction, and the power of self-awareness.
Hope For A Little Mercy
The first two years of Fred Wildman's legal career were filled with strange surprises. Surprises included his close involvement in three hanging cases, one as prosecutor, one as defense attorney, one as mediator. His accidental law firm was peopled by an intrusive disbarred mentor, a felonious legal assistant, a mental challenged researcher, a boisterous black partner, and an investigative team he had recently prosecuted. His cases, ranged from serious, to semi-humorous, to zany. Through it all, most people he encountered recognized him as the 'Smiley-Face' lawyer. A dubious distinction, but one he embraced as his legal persona.
The Missing Links Of Tannadee
Aiming to be a clan chief is easy when you have the right credentials. It's a bit more tricky when you haven't any. But lack of proof need be no barrier when you're absolutely brimming with all the right stuff to make a great chief. At least that's the theory according to billionaire, ego-maniac, Gordon Weever.No one is going to get in Weever's way. And just to make sure, he hires a pair of crooks to see off his rival. The crooks though have problems of their own, only a little dog can help them. They need to get their hands on that dog, and an increasingly desperate Weever needs to get hands on something that passes for real credentials.Standing in their way is a plucky band of villagers who are out to thwart them both.
A Few White Lies
Lorne Elliott is at his satirical best in his new novel A Few White Lies. Thea, the whip-smart, feisty, resourceful, and haiku-writing teenage narrator, joins the roster of memorably high-spirited and young female protagonists from Matilda to Lisa Moore's Flannery Malone. Thea flies from Haida Gwaii, where she lives with her caf矇-owning mother, to St. John's. Her heroic ordeal is to help her ever-floundering, musician-songwriter father, Grady Jordan, drive a purple limousine, which he claims he won at cards, across Canada. Long estranged from her unreliable father, and possessing both caustic wit and principled integrity, Thea must contend with his spurious schemes and uproarious confabulations. En route, they become enmeshed with Chuck T, a scurrilous and menacing country rock musician, an Indigenous land protest and its media circus, and an opportunistic music star, Daisy Ratzinger, idolized by Thea's best friend, Marcia. En route, like voyageurs before them, Thea and Grady navigate the rapids and rocks of their relationship, struggling to paddle in synch. Lorne Elliott's deep and loving knowledge of Canada, and of our music scene, permeates this road-trip novel with its reversal of parent-child roles. His satire, this time channeled exquisitely through Thea's voice, mind, and spirit, is, as always, compassionately and poignantly humane and laugh-out-loud hilarious.
Pinned 4 Murder
When a dead body shows up in the pin return at Sun City West's bowling alley, it's only the beginning of a tumultuous league season for this retirement community . . .With a killer in their midst and a high-tech developer threatening to overhaul their beloved bowling alley, the seniors of Sun City West turn to amateur sleuth Sophie "Phee" Kimball to strike back at both culprits. She's been recruited by her mother's friends before, but this time Phee finds herself pulled in two directions when one of the book club ladies gets tangled in the clutches of a dangerous cyber-scammer who pretends to be the love of her life. Phee's investigation grows even more complicated when the bowling alley is sabotaged and a flimflammer is found dead in the nearby bushes. With the league tournament in limbo and one of the seniors pegged as the likely murder suspect, Phee will have to cut the cord on the cyber-criminal and pin the killer-before they can strike again . . .Praise for the Books of J. C. Eaton: "Fun characters, a touch of humor, and a great mystery, the perfect combination for a cozy." -Lena Gregory, author of the Bay Island Psychic Mysteries on Ditched 4 Murder"So cleverly written, you won't guess the perpetrators until the very end." -Mary Marks, award-winning author of the Quilting Mystery Series on Booked 4 Murder"A thoroughly entertaining series debut, with enjoyable yet realistic characters and enough plot twists-and dead ends-to appeal from beginning to end." -Booklist, starred review, on Booked 4 Murder"Enjoy this laugh-out-loud funny mystery that will make you scream for the authors to get busy on the next one." -Suspense Magazine on Molded 4 Murder
The Teacher Who Lost Her Smile
In her debut book 'The Teacher Who Lost Her Smile, ' author Bec Wright artfully weaves a whimsical narrative, exploring the universal challenges and tribulations experienced by educators everywhere. As the narrative unfolds, Bec's heartfelt conclusion beautifully encapsulates the true purpose that teachers use to sustain their enduring passion.'The Teacher Who Lost Her Smile' is a delightful read that celebrates the dedication and resilience of educators. It is a testament to the profound connections forged in the classroom and the enduring power of a teacher's smile.From publisher, Crystal Leonardi (Bowerbird Publishing)In 'The Teacher Who Lost Her Smile, ' Bec Wright takes readers on a whimsical journey through the challenges faced by educators. Through a heartfelt narrative, Bec skillfully delves into the universal struggles experienced by teachers everywhere.The story follows a teacher who, amidst her daily responsibilities, grapples with the loss of her smile. Bec's storytelling prowess shines as she explores the myriad of situations that contribute to the teacher's internal struggle. From the burdens of marking report cards to navigating the complexities of parent-teacher interactions, each predicament resonates with authenticity and poignancy.What sets this book apart is Bec's ability to infuse humour and warmth into the narrative, despite the weighty subject matter. Moreover, the book's conclusion offers a heartwarming reminder of the profound impact teachers have on their students' lives.The illustrations, crafted by Crystal in collaboration with Bec, complement her storytelling beautifully, capturing the essence of each scene with honest charm.In summary, 'The Teacher Who Lost Her Smile' is a delightful read that celebrates the dedication and resilience of educators. It is a testament to the profound connections forged in the classroom and the enduring power of a teacher's smile.I would like to wish Bec all the success and joy surrounding the publication of her debut title, 'The Teacher Who Lost Her Smile.' Thank you for shining a light on the unsung heroes in our children's lives, and gifting me the great honour of being your publisher.
Hot Mother
Penny Baker is winning at life. Sort of. Her work is demanding, her kids are demanding and her husband seems to be undergoing some weird midlife crisis but she is juggling it all - with the added delights of the menopause. But when the charity she works for is thrown into crisis and her mother's dementia advances, the strain starts to show. Can she navigate it all and still somehow keep a smile on her - flushed - face? A witty, relatable story of motherhood, menopause and managing the heck out of it all. Praise for Hot Mother: 'A book that looks at what it means to be a middle-aged woman in today's society. Funny, wise and downright wonderful.' Nicola Gill 'Warm, witty and entirely relatable.' Jenni Keer 'Wonderfully witty writing which had me laughing right from the start. Beautifully crafted, funny and tender. Chuffing brilliant!' Kirsty Eyre 'Had me laughing - and yes, weeping - in recognition. Nancy Peach is a talented writer, full of joy.' Faye Brann 'Hilarious and scarily relatable! Nancy Peach...brings warmth and humour to a situation that so many women face...The book is so relatable that I cried frequently, but mainly with laughter! A five-star read.' Kathleen Whyman 'Hot Mother hits the perfect note between laugh-out-loud funny and poignantly moving. It should be prescribed alongside HRT. I laughed, I cried and totally related to Penny Baker and her beautiful, chaotic life.' Annie Lyons Praise for Nancy Peach: 'Genuinely laugh-out-loud, but also deeply moving... a warm, witty, page-turner of a book.' Kathleen Whyman 'I absolutely loved this book... funny, heartwarming and just brilliant. If you like Motherland, this is a book for you!' Olivia Beirne 'One of the best books I have read this year. Funny and heartbreaking by turns. One to devour, rejoice in and reflect upon. An absolute triumph.' Jenni Keer 'Hilarious, heartbreaking and so relatable - a brilliant yet poignant take on the struggles of real life.' Nina Kaye 'Frank, fun and touching...crafted beautifully to tell a story many 'sandwiched' readers will identify with...a very special read.' Faye Brann 'What a glorious book - warm, hilarious and utterly relatable. Nancy Peach's writing is delicious.' Donna Ashcroft 'Poignant yet hilarious...Prepare to laugh out loud and be moved to tears as you read this book.' Helga Jensen 'Brilliantly written and utterly refreshing. Nancy's writing is inspiring, quick-witted and heartbreaking in equal measure.' Zoe Allison 'Properly hilarious and equally heartbreaking...a timely and relevant portrayal of today's Sandwich Generation, brilliantly cloaked in sparkling humour and hope.' Pernille Hughes 'Absolutely hilarious and heartwarming all at the same time.' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review 'Captivating, witty, hilarious, emotional, raw and real! One of the best books I've read in the last few months!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review 'What an absolutely beautiful story this was. I laughed out loud, I cried and I had many moments of self-reflection' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review 'Great, totally relatable read, particularly for women of a certain age...Would highly recommend this.' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review 'What a delightful, heartwarming book...The story was compelling and entertaining.' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Reader Review
The Tarnished Truth
This book contains 50 stories, as told by myself and my fictional Uncle Elmer. The stories are factual things, places, events, inventions, but anything to do with "The Cantrell Family" or any of our ancestors, well that part is tarnished truth and facts with fabrication.
The Dreamer
Romance cover model Mason Lafayette has had women throwing themselves at him for years. Not that he minded. Lust, after all, should have been his middle name. A chance encounter with a woman from a small town in North Dakota has him questioning his charisma and wondering if he'd suddenly lost his sex appeal. Anastasia Sharp dreamed of meeting the famous superstar but knew the odds of it happening were astronomical. It wasn't as though New Salem, population nine hundred, was the gathering place for celebrities. But when her dream became a reality, she knows she will probably find a kangaroo in her flower garden when she gets home because the most unlikely thing to happen just did.
The Zucchini Fairy Murder
In this second installment of the Salty Sister Mystery series, antique store owner, Patricia Schuster, has her hands full, juggling her business and her mother's eccentricities. Elsie's Antiques is badly in need of inventory and mom is sneaking around residential neighborhoods distributing home-grown produce. But when the local postal carrier is run down, The Ladies, four women in their golden years, need Patricia's help to catch the killer. The Ladies, who live by the motto "It's not illegal if you don't get caught," challenge Patricia to stay in her happy place in this humorous cozy mystery.
Arnold Forbutt Esquire
Arnold and Molly Forbutt's love of stray cats brings down disapproval on their innocent heads and Arnold's response is such as to set him up against the antisocial media being used to disseminate popular challenges. A quite necessary progression to Texas, space travel and a journey to Mars only goes to show how logic can lead one astray. This gentle, loving and magical tale of an old man's insistence upon form runs along at a cracking pace, and to an only-too-necesssary conclusion. This is a comedy, a social commentary, and an adventure: above all, it is a love story.
John Ingerfield, And Other Stories
"John Ingerfield, And Other Stories" by Jerome K. Jerome is a delightful collection of short stories showcasing the wit and humor of the renowned British author. Jerome's fiction offers readers a glimpse into everyday life through a lens of satire and social commentary. With quirky characters and clever storytelling, each tale is infused with wit and irony, making it a delightful read for fans of literary humor. As a collection, "John Ingerfield, And Other Stories" exemplifies Jerome's mastery of the short story form, capturing the essence of human experience with charm and insight. Through diverse narratives and engaging plots, Jerome explores various aspects of society, from the mundane to the absurd, with a keen eye for humor and satire. Whether navigating the antics of eccentric characters or dissecting the idiosyncrasies of daily life, Jerome's stories entertain and enlighten in equal measure. "John Ingerfield, And Other Stories" stands as a testament to Jerome's enduring legacy as a master storyteller and humorist.
Kent Knowles Quahaug
"Kent Knowles: Quahaug" by Joseph Crosby Lincoln is a delightful novel that immerses readers in the charming small-town life of a New England fishing community. Lincoln's novel captures the essence of family, community, and tradition in the picturesque setting of Maine. Through a blend of humor, drama, and heartfelt storytelling, Lincoln paints a vivid portrait of the close-knit relationships and rich traditions that define life in this quaint coastal village. At the heart of the story is Kent Knowles, whose experiences and interactions with the diverse characters of the community drive the narrative forward. As the novel unfolds, readers are drawn into a character-driven tale that explores the complexities of human relationships and the bonds that unite a tight-knit community. With its richly drawn characters and evocative portrayal of small-town life, "Kent Knowles: Quahaug" stands as a testament to Lincoln's mastery of storytelling. Through the lens of this charming fishing community, Lincoln offers readers a glimpse into a world filled with humor, warmth, and timeless traditions, making it a must-read for anyone seeking a heartwarming tale of life in New England.
His Other Child
When Chloe fails to find love on the internet, Maria reluctantly intoduces her unlucky-in- love work colleague to her husband's best friend Grant, with unexpected results. Grant is a good-looking man with a heart of gold, but his lack of experience with women means he is prone to making hasty decisions, often with disastrous consequences. By the time Grant realises Chloe isn't going to offer him the fairy-tale ending he is looking for, she drops a bombshell by announcing she is pregnant with his child. Grant already has a daughter named Crystal from his first marriage to the vibrant Amberina, and he naively believes a baby will bring him and Chloe closer together. Unwilling to bond with Crystal, Chloe quickly starts to seek attention elsewhere, and it isn't long before her mind wanders back to her lost online dating love, Mel.Meanwhile, Maria is having problems of her own with her husband Tom, and when a trial separation leads to a life-changing discovery about her husband's past, she is forced to make a big decision about their future. His Other Child is the sequel to the author's debut novel, Plenty More Fish, and is the second book in the Easy Bait and Dodgy Dates series. Will Chloe and Grant resolve their differences and find their 'happy ever after together? or will their search for love continue separately? This quirky, unconventional, but humorous read will keep you entertained to the very end, and the ending might just surprise you! Dawn writes as a hobby and she isn't afraid to push the boundaries. Her writing style has been described as 'quirky' and 'unique'. She only follows the essential rules when writing, and she firmly believes that literature is more fun if you step outside of your safety net. Readers will either love or hate her unconventional approach, and if you hate it that's fine, because there are 32.8 million other books on Amazon for you to choose from.
Love Among the Lions A Matrimonial Experience
"Love Among the Lions: A Matrimonial Experience" by F. Anstey is a delightful Victorian-era novel that seamlessly blends humor, satire, and romantic comedy. Through Anstey's witty narrative and astute social commentary, readers are transported into a world where marriage and relationships take center stage, often with hilarious consequences. Set against the backdrop of British society, the novel follows the matrimonial misadventures of its characters, navigating the complexities of love and marriage with comedic flair. As the protagonists find themselves entangled in absurd situations, Anstey cleverly uses humor to shed light on the idiosyncrasies of human relationships. With its playful tone and farcical elements, "Love Among the Lions" offers a refreshing take on the romantic comedy genre, inviting readers to laugh along with its quirky characters and outrageous plot twists. Amidst the laughter, however, Anstey also provides astute social commentary, offering insights into the norms and values of Victorian society. As a master of British literature, F. Anstey's novel stands as a testament to his wit and creativity, captivating readers with its charm and humor. "Love Among the Lions" remains a timeless classic, delighting audiences with its comedic portrayal of matrimonial experiences in the Victorian era.
Love in a Muddle
"Love in a Muddle" by Christine Jope-Slade intricately weaves romance, humor, and drama into a captivating narrative that explores the complexities of love and relationships. As a master of romantic fiction, Jope-Slade deftly crafts a story that resonates with authenticity and emotional depth. Set against the backdrop of a bustling city, "Love in a Muddle" follows the intertwining lives of diverse characters as they navigate the highs and lows of modern romance. Through Jope-Slade's keen observations and vivid prose, readers are drawn into a world filled with passion, misunderstandings, and unexpected connections. At its core, "Love in a Muddle" is a heartfelt exploration of the human heart and its capacity for love amidst life's chaos. Jope-Slade's deft character development ensures that each character feels real and relatable, allowing readers to empathize with their struggles and triumphs. With its blend of humor, drama, and romance, "Love in a Muddle" is a testament to Jope-Slade's talent as a writer and her ability to capture the complexities of the human experience. This timeless novel is sure to captivate readers with its engaging storytelling and universal themes of love and resilience.
Never Pat a Burning Dog
A novel for everyone who has ever ridden the advertising and marketing roller coaster. Set against the vibrant backdrop of 1980s London - a stark contrast to Mad Men's buttoned down 1960s Madison Avenue - this story plunges us into the crazy world of Grimshaw and Welby, a small agency whose burgeoning creative reputation draws the unwelcome attention of a large French group in the shape of a hostile takeover. Freddy Grimshaw's team of eccentric personalities fight back the only way they know how: creatively. We delve deep into the cut and thrust of agency life, the intricate dance of politics and presentations, the fraught relationships of staff and clients. Where conservative marketeers are cajoled into buying the wild ideas of a gleefully irresponsible creative department. One that spends as much time devising childish antics and non-PC practical jokes as they do outstanding advertisements. Written with an insider's knowledge and eye for detail this is an entertaining insight into an era of advertising that's hard to believe. Unless you were there. 'It's advertising as I knew it. The fun, the mayhem, the excess. You couldn't make it up: or could you?' -Philip Putnam.
Heist Denial
One year after the death of the fourth member of the infamous Gang of Four, the remaining trio of aged bank robbers is struggling to adapt to life outside prison walls. Having served their last stint in jail following a botched robbery of a closed-down post office, during which they donned gorilla costumes, hi-viz jackets, and colourful Bermuda shorts, the gang now faces a two-year suspended sentence and the challenge of honouring their fallen comrade's dying wish to stay on the straight and narrow. As they navigate the idiosyncrasies of their fellow residents at the residential home, the trio, now known as The Trio, must also contend with the suspicions of a relentless detective who believes their deceased friend is alive and well, secretly orchestrating a string of heists across the Home Counties. With the detective convinced that the coffin is filled with bricks and stolen loot, The Trio must prove their innocence while adhering to the terms of their friend's generous will. Amidst the chaos, the Colonel works on his memoir, 'Confession of a Bank Robber', and delivers after-dinner speeches to the legal profession. Jock finds himself as the kilted bagpiper for the Tartanettes, a troupe of middle-aged Burlesquers, while Lenny attempts to improve his social skills. As the three vow to honor their late friend's wishes, a series of copycat heists and odd mysteries come to light, threatening to unravel their newfound freedom and redemption.
