Garfield Crash Diet
Garfield is finally on a diet he can stick to . . . and it involves lots of lasagna! Garfield's back in this brand-new full-color compilation comic strip book--truly a must-have for fans! Garfield is best known for his insatiable appetite for lasagna, donuts, pizza, coffee, and ice cream, but he has also been known to "diet," if only to have an excuse to obsess about food even more. Fans of the fat cat will not want to deprive themselves of this latest batch of scrumptious comics.
Life's Short, Quiz Hard.
Think you know Stars Hollow like the back of your coffee cup? Welcome to the unofficial, ultimate Gilmore Girls trivia book--packed with all things Gilmore--from the basics to the deep cuts. For twenty-five years, the story of Lorelai and Rory Gilmore--the fast-talking mother and daughter duo navigating life, love, and Luke's Diner in Stars Hollow--has been comforting viewers like a warm cup of coffee (or several). Now you can relive the cozy, quip-laden, heartstring-pulling seasonal magic of Gilmore girls...in quiz form. Across seven (okay, eight) seasons and more than a hundred hours of television, Gilmore girls gave us unforgettable moments, obscure cultural references, and mile-a-minute dialogue. This unofficial trivia book is a love letter to it all, featuring more than 250 questions that cover every season, character arc, and plot twist--from the very first Friday Night Dinner to the final four words. See if you can answer rapid-fire questions like: - What is the population of Stars Hollow? - What is the name of Lane's band? - Which star part does Kirk play in the Battle of Stars Hollow reenactment? - What is the title of the book that Jess wrote? - What is Logan's nickname for Rory? - What is the motto of the Life and Death Brigade? And more! Whether you're a casual viewer or you're on your twenty-fifth rewatch, there's something here for every level of fan--and every member of your trivia team. Get ready to prove you've been paying attention!
Secrets on the Street
Meet the street residents of the 1990s in an interactive novel where you have to solve the mystery and uncover the darkest of secrets. Step back into the 1990s and uncover the dark secrets lurking behind the cobbles of Weatherfield in this thrilling interactive novel, the second in our Coronation Street series following Street of Lies. You are an ambitious undercover reporter, determined to make your mark. What starts as a simple neighborly dispute quickly spirals into a dangerous investigation. A killer is on the loose, and it's up to you to uncover the truth while navigating perilous twists and turns. Can you solve the mystery, outsmart a rival journalist, and escape unscathed? Or will you become the next victim of Weatherfield's darkest secrets? With multiple outcomes and the chance to relive your story, your choices shape your fate. But beware - this is no easy task, and everyone bends the rules in the pursuit of the perfect ending. Interact with some of Coronation Street's most iconic characters of the era, including Des Barnes, Steve McDonald, Fred Elliott, Curly Watts, Reg Holdsworth, Mavis Wilton, and Les Battersby. Secrets on the Street is a gripping journey through the golden days of Corrie, where danger and drama are always just around the corner.
Poo Knew It!
Do you savor your peace and quiet every time you drop some hefty deuces in the loo? What if you can learn something new while enjoying this mini relaxation period? Transform your bathroom breaks into a delightful escape with this quirky guide to all things poo-related! Whether you're enjoying a moment of peace or tackling a tricky situation, this book offers a treasure trove of fun and knowledge to keep you entertained. Inside you'll find a couple of things to tickle your brain in the best way possible while answering nature's call: - Take a humorous journey through the evolution of toilets, from ancient Rome to modern plumbing - Enjoy a collection of the best toilet humor - Discover the dos and don'ts of toilet customs from around the world - Unearth amusing references in classical literature that will make you lose your shit (literally) - Take a load off your mind by answering a quiz to recognize animal droppings - Explore fascinating folklore related to poop from cultures around the globe - Keep track of your own bowel movements with a humorous twist, plus a bonus chart to decode the 7 types of poops! The perfect book to pick up during your personal time on the loo, while you're trying your best to release the beast!
Murder Among the Stacks: Book 1
A cozy mystery story combined with themed word search puzzles creates an interactive and charming whodunit experience in this fun new format that invites you to solve the case as you uncover clues. Abby Jones has it all figured out: moving to Cranberry Creek will give her the fresh start she needs. From opening her brand-new bookstore on Main Street to learning to love her busybody landlady, Myrna, to spending her time on her favorite cozy hobby (word searches!), Abby has her hands full. But when a famous author is mysteriously murdered at her bookstore's opening event, her new future is at stake. It's up to Abby, with the help of some new friends, to solve the case.
Designing Ttrpgs for Dummies
Create your own epic tabletop adventures Tabletop role-playing games (also known as TTRPGs) are social games that often center on playing fictional characters in a story or adventure. Designing TTRPGs For Dummies is an introductory romp into the creative and magical world of the game design process. This fun book guides you through character creation sheets, rule setting, worldbuilding, and beyond. With this book at your side, you'll roll for initiative by learning what roleplaying games are, the history of TTRPGs, how to take an idea and turn it into a playable game, and how to perfect gameplay experiences. A great TTRPG is full of creativity, surprise, and storytelling. This easy-to-follow guide teaches you the secrets to creating immersive worlds of your own. Inside Explore the exciting world of tabletop roleplaying games and create your own Follow step-by-step instructions on fleshing out your game idea, testing it out with players, and improving the overall game experience Get tips for designing a compelling game world, creating rules that keep games moving, and handling unexpected player choices Find out how and where to publish your completed TTRPG Designing TTRPGs For Dummies is your magical guide to creating fun adventures you can play with friends and even share with the world.
100 Bridge Tips for Club Players
This book offers club players a variety of suggestions to help them improve their results in both duplicate pairs and IMP events. The 100 tips cover aspects of play, bidding - both the uncontested and the contested auction - and defence. The focus is always on practical approaches, including sensible application of basic principles, good partnership agreements for constructive and obstructive bidding, as well as ways of achieving better co-operation in defence.Some of the topics include: forcing the opponents to help you avoid a guesscoping with a bad trump breakbidding to show a fit and a shortageusing a cue bid of the opponent's suitwhen and when not to bid one moreoff-shape and speculative bidsnot giving gifts to declarerwhen and when not to be active in defencebetter signallingAlmost all of the deals in this book come from real-life club play and the tips are usually presented as an at-the-table problem.
Pathfinder Monster Core 2
Despite how far heroes travel or how many times they save the day, there are always new monsters lurking just around the corner. Pathfinder Monster Core 2 is a 278-page sourcebook bursting with brand-new creatures as well as updated Pathfinder classics waiting to find a place at your table. The lavishly illustrated tome also includes guidelines for reading monster entries and adjusting existing monsters to tailor-fit your story! This book is a must-have for Game Masters ready to bring new and exciting challenges to their games!Pathfinder Monster Core 2 makes use of the updated rules for the fully remastered Pathfinder Second Edition RPG! These rules are compatible with previous Pathfinder Second Edition rulebooks, incorporating comprehensive errata and rules updates and some of the best additions from later books into new, easier-to-access volumes with new presentations inspired by years of player feedback.Pathfinder Monster Core 2 includes: Over 300 individual monster writeups, including common foes, like dangerous animals and mighty elementals, to deadly creatures that can threaten even the most hardened heroes, such as the unsettling swarm striders and the devastating obcisidaemon!Eight brand-new dragons to challenge your players, including the powerful cinder dragon, the terrifying despair dragon, the steadfast requiem dragon, the clever rune dragon, and more!Classic monsters drawn from mythology, like the coatl and the garuda, as well as creatures drawn from the legends of Pathfinder's Lost Omens setting, including favorites like the majestic dweomercat and the unstoppable Spawn of Rovagug!Simple templates that allow you to customize a monster, making it more or less powerful with just a few simple adjustments.Guidelines for reading and using monster statistics, ensuring you get the most out of a creature both in and out of combat.Lists of creatures sorted by both type and level, making it easy to find the monster you need when you need it.Fully integrated errata from the first 5 years of Pathfinder Second Edition, including new balance adjustments to ensure that every creature presents a thrilling level-appropriate challenge!Hundreds of beautiful full-color creature illustrations!Published under the new Open RPG Creative (ORC) license, giving players and Game Masters even more freedom for making their own creations based on Pathfinder Second Edition.Featuring the contributions of Alexander Augunas, Jesse Benner, Joshua Birdsong, Logan Bonner, Jason Bulmahn, James Case, Jessica Catalan, John Compton, Paris Crenshaw, Adam Daigle, Katina Davis, Jesse Decker, Darrin Drader, Felix Dritz, Brian Duckwitz, Robert N. Emerson, Scott Fernandez, Eleanor Ferron, Hexe Fey, Benjamin Fields, Keith Garret, Scott Gladstein, Leo Glass, Matthew Goodall, Alice Grizzle, T.H. Gulliver, Sen H.H.S., Steve Hammond, Tim Hitchcock, Joan Hong, Vanessa Hoskins, James Jacobs, Brian R. James, Michelle Jones, TJ Kahn, Mikko Kallio, Jason Keeley, Joshua Kim, Avi Kool, John Laffan, Lyz Liddell, Luis Loza, Colm Lundberg, Ron Lundeen, Mahpiya, Philippe-Antoine Menard, Jacob W. Michaels, Patchen Mortimer, Dennis Muldoon, Andrew Mullen, Quinn Murphy, Dave Nelson, Jason Nelson, K. Tessa Newton, Tim Nightengale, Samantha Phelan, Randy Price, Stephen Radney-MacFarland, BJ Recio, Jessica Redekop, Mikhail Rekun, Patrick Renie, Alex Riggs, David N. Ross, Simone D. Sall矇, Michael Sayre, David Schwartz, Mark Seifter, Chris Sims, Rodney Sloan, Shay Snow, Kendra Leigh Speedling, Amber Stewart, Jeffrey Swank, Tan Shao Han, Russ Taylor, William Thompson, Jason Tondro, Clark Valentine, Ruvaid Virk, Andrew White, Landon Winkler, and Linda Zayas-Palmer.
My Diecast Life
When longtime indie-publisher and SLG Publishing founder Dan Vado found a carrier full of his childhood diecast cars while cleaning out his late mother's attic, the first thing he did was play with them. He didn't lay out track, although he could have, he rolled them around a table and he found himself reminiscing about the times spent playing with these cars and the story each one had. What began as a few nostalgic eBay listings turned into a memoir about growing up Italian-American in late-1960s San Jose. In My Diecast Life, Vado spins a series of warm, funny, and vividly detailed stories-each tied to a toy car-that chart the collisions between family, friendship, and the first sparks of imagination. From Sunday living-room races on bright-orange track to learning English at home one mis-translated soap opera at a time, Vado re-creates the sights, sounds, and smells of suburban California childhood with humor and heart.
My Diecast Life
When longtime indie-publisher and SLG Publishing founder Dan Vado found a carrier full of his childhood diecast cars while cleaning out his late mother's attic, the first thing he did was play with them. He didn't lay out track, although he could have, he rolled them around a table and he found himself reminiscing about the times spent playing with these cars and the story each one had. What began as a few nostalgic eBay listings turned into a memoir about growing up Italian-American in late-1960s San Jose. In My Diecast Life, Vado spins a series of warm, funny, and vividly detailed stories-each tied to a toy car-that chart the collisions between family, friendship, and the first sparks of imagination. From Sunday living-room races on bright-orange track to learning English at home one mis-translated soap opera at a time, Vado re-creates the sights, sounds, and smells of suburban California childhood with humor and heart.
Pathfinder Lost Omens Draconic Codex
Dragons! The very name invokes power beyond reckoning, fire that can melt mountains and fangs the size of swords. To face a dragon is to face the ultimate challenge of any adventurer's career. The reward for victory: gold, enough to twist any mortal's heart into a bigger monster than the one they just slew. Inside this tome lies the secrets of dragonkind, as well as those mortals who look upon them with awe or with bitter envy. Research a fearsome foe or summon the courage to make an ally of these primordial beings and put your strength and wisdom to the test. Success will see triumph beyond measure, while failure leads to an ignominious end within the dragon's maw! Inside, you'll find: Statistics for over 20 types of dragons, including expansions on the dragons found in Monster Core and Monster Core 2!Statistics for the ferocious archdragons, the oldest and mightiest dragons of their kinds!Expanded background and lore for dragons, including information on dragon physiology!Nine draconic deities for dragons and adventurers alike to worship!Ancestry and heritage options to play a draconic character of your own, from expansions to the dragonblood and kobold to a brand-new dragonet ancestry!Draconic pacts for those brave enough to tie their fates to these dangerous and magical beings.Character options for characters of all types that wish to claim the power of dragons, including the draconic acolyte archetype to take on the physical features of your draconic benefactor!Written by Joshua Birdsong, Chris Bissette, Jeremy Blum, Alyx Bui, Hiromi Cota, Katina Davis, Caryn DiMarco, Dana Ebert, Sen H.H.S., Laura Lynn Horst, Michelle Y. Kim, Letterio Mammoliti, Jonathan "Ryomasa" Mendoza, Jacob W. Michaels, Matt Morris, Collette Quach, Mikhail Rekun, Erin Roberts, Simone D. Sall矇, Rodney Sloan, Kendra Leigh Speedling, Isabelle Thorne, Ruvaid Virk, Andrew White, Shan Wolf, and Brian Yaksha.
Starfinder Alien Core
Battles in outer space or on distant planets need aliens! Inside Starfinder Alien Core, you'll find over 200 creatures, including science fantasy favorites like robots, spacefaring fey, and all-new dragons; alien beasts from friendly spiderlike empathnids to fearsome plantlike predator ksariks; and unique monsters that threaten the galaxy of Starfinder, like jinsul troopers and vicious Swarm components. You'll also find legacy Pathfinder creatures with a scifi update, like nanite-infesed allgolthus, and Starfinder classics like akata and tashtarai. These creatures cover all levels of play, from scavenging sluglike diathas to powerful Drift-dwelling spectra.Starfinder Alien Core is the only book GMs need to add enemies and allies of all sorts to their Starfinder Second Edition game, providing enough aliens of all power levels and thematic niches to populate countless worlds. And since Starfinder Second Edition is fully compatible with Pathfinder Second Edition, every alien presented in this massive tome can pull double duty in Pathfinder campaigns with next to no adjustment.Starfinder Alien Core includes: Over 200 individual alien writeups, including common foes, like glitch-spawning gremlins, robots programmed for assassination, and mindless cybernetic zombies, to unique creatures that can threaten even the most experienced interstellar explorers, such as Akiton's dreaded illumantula and the giant Castrovelian ooze known as the Terror or Ukulam!Four science-fantasy dragons, giving a new spin to adventure fantasy's oldest foes, representing the four magical traditions. Whether it's the divine cosmic dragon or primal host dragon, these beasts are sure to make a memorable experience with every encounter!New additions to classic RPG creature families like angels, devils, trolls, and giant worms.Representative combatants from some of the Starfinder setting's most iconic organizations, including the Azlanti Star Empire's aeon guards, the imperious Hellknights, nature-loving Xenowardens, the undead crew of the infamous Corpse Fleet, and more!Simple creature adjustments that allow you to customize a monster, tuning its power level or theme with just a few simple alterations. Dial up the tech level of fantasy creatures or the magical nature of scientific anomalies and keep your players on their toes!Guidelines for reading and using alien statistics, ensuring you get the most out of a creature both in and out of combat.Lists of creatures sorted by both type and level, making it easy to find the alien you need when you need it.Hundreds of beautiful full-color creature illustrations!
The History, Culture, and Everyday Wisdom of Mahjong
This book was originally intended to serve as an instruction booklet, teaching people how to play "Mahjong." In this book, readers will gain a deeper understanding ofmahjong, not only as a game played by people, but also as a socialnetworking instrument and a historical mirror, reflecting the periods ofthe Second World War, the Cultural Revolution in China, and moderntimes. It is also a bridge of cross-cultural and cross-generationalrecollection, communication, and appreciation. Nowadays, mahjongis even recognized as offering substantial therapeutic value for seniors, and has become a game played not only by Chinese people but also bypeople worldwide. This book also discusses various styles of mahjong and briefly explainshow each style is played. The final chapter provides a practical guideon how to play the game in the Cantonese/Hong Kong style.
The Best Life Adventure Games
Getting lost in a world of cozy, slice of life adventure games where you can carve out your little area within a vibrant world of other characters. This book contains plenty of different worlds to explore, along with the stories that guide them through their environments. You can find yourself fishing out on sea by dangerous monsters, exploring deeper into dungeons, becoming a mermaid and living underwater.Often when people think of slice of life adventure games, they only think of farming games. In The Best Life Adventure Games, there are a variety of different worlds for you to explore. Ones that have farming, but also ones that have cremation, ones that have giant beats that you can fly to tree tops, ones that have you washed up on a small island. With so many different worlds to explore, you'll find the perfect game to curl up with and enjoy.Read through stories from the characters within these different worlds, to get a feel of what their world would be like. Find your next cozy game to explore, your next world to improve, and the next place for you to work your way through their story.
The Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Driving
Steer clear of car trouble with this funny pocket-sized gift book from the best-selling Worst-Case Scenario(R) series. Getting into a car is the most dangerous thing most of us do every day. Learn expert advice for handling scary scenarios behind the wheel: How to drive down a flight of stairsHow to pee in the car while stuck in trafficHow to bail out of a car at high speeds . . . and more survival strategies that fit in your glove compartment.
Mom's Dad Jokes
Everyone loves a good "#1 Dad," but why should dads have all the fun? This book proves the exception to the rule! It's packed with dad joke humor created by Brett Belle. Yes, she's a mom, and yes, she'll make you laugh until you cry. Here are a few regrettable, dad-approved samples for your amusement: - Most people don't realize Argentina's so cold... it's bordering on Chile- A dragon would never explode. A dino might.- This just in: The toilet at the police station has been stolen... as it stands, the police have nothing to go on.- What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.- My husband just called to tell me he saw a fox on the way to work. I wonder how he knew it was on its way to work.- What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.- My sister was giving me a pep talk the other day. She said, "You know, things could always be worse. You could be stuck in a hole filled with water." I know she means well.- When I read horror books in Braille, I'm pretty sure I know when something bad is about to happen... I can feel it.- Just when you think food couldn't possibly call you on the phone... Bam! Onion rings.- My boss said he was going to fire the employee with the worst posture... I have a hunch it might be me In this joke book, you'll find over 300 lines like these--original gut-busters and classic groaners--plus QR codes that link to Brett's funny social media accounts.
Life Is Beautiful Coloring Book
Sweet, easy-to-color original designs with positive affirmations guaranteed tode-stress and delight! Specialfeatures: Artist Created: No AI-generated or stock images! Every one of the 46 coloring designs was hand-drawn by artist and popular Instagrammer Jane Maday (@JaneMaday) especially for this book in her signature style.Affirmations That Uplift: Every coloring page includes an inspiring quote that will put a smile on your face.Nobleed-through!Printed on heavyweight paper so no bleed-through with alcohol markers; durablesewn binding lets you press down without cracking the spine. FrameWorthy: Designsare printed on one side of the page only for ease of removal for framing orcoloring. Life Is Beautiful Coloring Book celebrates the good things that are allaround us in our day-to-day world. Its designs range from the lovely (gardensfull of flowers, bees, and butterflies) to the comforting (kittens and cups oftea) to the enchanting (owls in flight and cheery chipmunks). Filled withquotes and affirmations, it will uplift and encourage you as you color. Jane Maday's easy-to-color designs are all about positivity andgratitude for the world around us, the perfect choice for anyone looking tounplug and unwind. Coloring is an enjoyable activity that alsodelivers tangible mental health benefits. It can calm as well as relax thebrain and improve its ability to function. Coloring can also relieve stress andanxiety and improve focus. So color yourself happy with Life Is Beautiful Coloring Book!
Sea Dreams - Marine Coloring Book
Sea Dreams - Marine Coloring Book includes 30+ original illustrations inspired by the harmony of the ocean.Delicate corals, seashells, dolphins, and fluid waves are drawn with a focus on balance and serenity.Created for adults who value mindful creativity and natural beauty, this book offers a calming coloring experience that supports relaxation and artistic reflection.
The Adventures Of Teddy And The Order Of The Bear
Teddy and The Call of Catty the Yogi Step into a world of wonder, mindfulness, and gentle adventure with Teddy and The Call of Catty the Yogi! This beautifully written and illustrated children's story takes young readers on a heartwarming journey of calm, courage, and self-discovery. Join Teddy, the curious little bear, as he sets out to find peace within himself. Along the way, he meets Fishette, a friendly fish who teaches him the secret of the quiet lake, and Catty the Yogi, a wise cat who shows him how yoga and meditation can bring balance and joy to the heart. Guided by magical lessons and playful activities, Teddy learns that true strength comes from kindness, mindfulness, and believing in the calm within. Perfect for children aged 4-9, this enchanting book combines storytelling and colouring to create an interactive reading experience. Parents, teachers, and caregivers can use it to introduce children to emotional awareness, relaxation, and simple yoga practices through fun, imaginative storytelling. Filled with magical lessons, soothing rhymes, and beautifully crafted illustrations, Teddy and The Call of Catty the Yogi inspires little readers to pause, breathe, and embrace peace, one mindful moment at a time. Take a deep breath, open the pages, and let Teddy lead you into a world where calm, kindness, and courage come together in the most magical way.
The End of My Life Is Killing Me
A book of small rescues against despair. In this deftly comedic and deeply contemplative memoir, the New York Times bestselling author faces life's biggest curveball only to find resilience in the most unlikely places. After Annabelle Gurwitch received an out-of-the blue diagnosis of Stage 4 lung cancer, an existential dread set in. Precision medicine offered a temporary reprieve--but instead of turning into a cancer warrior, Annabelle declared herself a cancer slacker. Her motto: no runs, no ribbons, no religion. Told with her signature wit, warmth, and gimlet eye, Gurwitch draws inspiration from Greek mythology and TV comedies, Kermit the Frog and Samuel Beckett. She accidentally acquires an angel, embraces being in it "just for the sex," and finds herself on a European van tour selling merch for a heavy metal band. In this hilariously and deeply affecting meditation on mortality, the actress and activist illuminates life with chronic disease, inequities in care, and celebrates tiny victories, the crusty ends of baguettes, the discreet pleasure of sucking at a hobby, and the unshakable bond of female friendship. She upends the notion of living each day as if it were your last, as she discovers you can carpe too much diem, embracing, instead, the extraordinariness of the ordinary.
Stereotype Killers
Stereotypes Are Made to Be BrokenWhat do a pornstar who never had sex on camera, a billionaire in basketball shorts, a dictator who dismantled his own regime, and a Southern linebacker with a PhD in psychology all have in common?They shattered expectations.Stereotype Killers brings together the astonishing stories of nearly fifty people who defied every label the world tried to pin on them. From Bill Murray, who despised fame, to Barry Goldwater, the cowboy conservative who fought for civil rights and personal freedom; from Bob Ross, the Air Force drill sergeant who chose to whisper to the world, to Pandora Peaks, the model who refused the script of her industry-this book is a collection of lives that prove nothing is as simple as it seems.Through history, entertainment, politics, sports, art, and philosophy, Dr. Robbie King explores the real human beings behind the caricatures. Some are household names. Others you've never heard of. But every one of them will change the way you think about stereotypes forever.This is not just a book of stories. It's a reminder: you can't assume anything about anyone.
How to Wash a Red Apple
Ever wished life came with official instructions-because you're definitely overthinking how to wash fruit right now? Congratulations, you've just found the manual.Issued by the Directorate of O.O.P.S. (Organization for the Observation of Predictable Scenarios), this field guide treats everyday chaos like a compliance protocol. Each entry comes with an Objective, Materials, Step-by-Step, and Final Thoughts-so you finally have a structured plan for the things you didn't know needed one.Here's what makes this manual worth filing: Absurdly serious humor: dry, straight-faced instructions that turn tiny dilemmas into full procedures.Stress relief for overthinkers: clear steps provide comic structure that actually calms anxious minds.Quick, re-readable chapters: open at random and you get a complete, self-contained scenario in minutes. Smart gift value: more clever than a novelty item, more fun than self-help-perfect for coworkers, friends, or Secret Santa.Visual comedy: line-art diagrams and "official" stamps that make the parody feel like a real field manual.Perfect for anxious overthinkers, rule-lovers, and anyone who finds comfort in turning nonsense into official procedure. Whether as a desk companion, a bedtime laugh, or the smartest gag gift you'll ever give, this book delivers certified relief from daily unpredictability.
This Is Why We Love Cats
The Ultimate Funny Cat Book for Cat Lovers!This hilarious cat book is a tribute to the glorious chaos of our feline friends!Inside, you'll find: 40+ funny and heartwarming photos of real cats being their perfectly weird selvesWitty captions that capture the absurd brilliance of everyday cat behaviorA playful and modern design that makes it perfect for your coffee tableThis book: Brings instant laughter and joy with real, relatable cat momentsA perfect conversation starter and mood booster for any roomMakes thoughtful cat themed gift for cat lovers, perfect for birthdays, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Christmas, retirement, or any occasion.Get this book NOW and share the joy (and chaos) that only cats can bring!
The Legend of Confuse-us
2,500 years ago, a contemporary of Confucius named Confuse-us also lived in ancient China. Once a student of the great Confucius, he broke with his mentor over various issues concerning proper bathroom etiquette. To our good fortune, the legendary Confuse-us, regarded as the foremost bathroom scholar of all-time, left thousands of wise sayings that are still quite relevant today. Following his sagacious bathroom advice will make all of us honorable hosts and gracious guests while also saving us countless embarrassing moments.In The Legend of Confuse-us, you will learn all the important rules of proper bathroom behavior while laughing your head off at all of the compiled sayings, commandments, quotes, nursery rhymes, full song parodies and more. Pick up a copy for yourself and for someone you truly care about. You'll both be glad you did.
You're Caller Number 7, Please Try Again
For over four decades, Gomez Adams has been a familiar voice to Syracuse radio listeners, cracking jokes, spinning tracks, and waking up Central New York with a shot of humor, heart, and just a little chaos. Now, the beloved local DJ invites you behind the scenes of his long-running career in radio.From prank calls and promotional events gone sideways to unforgettable listeners, on-air mishaps, and moments of unexpected tenderness, You're Caller Number Seven, Please Try Again is a laugh-out-loud and surprisingly touching collection of stories that span from the analog '80s to the digital now. Packed with nostalgia, insider quirks, and the kind of tales that only happen in live radio, Gomez's memoir is a love letter to the medium - and to the community that's tuned in all these years.Whether you grew up listening to him or just love a good behind-the-scenes antics, this book hits all the right notes.
The Legend of Confuse-us
2,500 years ago, a contemporary of Confucius named Confuse-us also lived in ancient China. Once a student of the great Confucius, he broke with his mentor over various issues concerning proper bathroom etiquette. To our good fortune, the legendary Confuse-us, regarded as the foremost bathroom scholar of all-time, left thousands of wise sayings that are still quite relevant today. Following his sagacious bathroom advice will make all of us honorable hosts and gracious guests while also saving us countless embarrassing moments.In The Legend of Confuse-us, you will learn all the important rules of proper bathroom behavior while laughing your head off at all of the compiled sayings, commandments, quotes, nursery rhymes, full song parodies and more. Pick up a copy for yourself and for someone you truly care about. You'll both be glad you did.
Mary and I
Dive into book three of the thrilling saga: "Mary & I: The First Witch, the Real Story of Miss Mary Mack" where magic and history intertwine in a battle for world domination! Mary and Thomas embark on a daring mission to rescue Min and Fritz from the clutches of the sinister Leo and a bomb-throwing Coppersmith who will stop at nothing to achieve their dark goals. The stakes rise when Mary must confront not only malevolent forces but also the relentless pursuit of the U.S. government. Faced with impossible choices, will she align with her enemies to protect her friends from a fate worse than death, or will she risk everything to prevent the world from falling into a war?When Thomas's resourceful niece, Victoria, enters the fray, she unveils a crucial piece about the origins of Mary's extraordinary visions and powers.In this electrifying installment of Alexander G. J's captivating series, the secret war of the Forgers collides with the ordinary world of New York in 1915, weaving a rich tapestry of intrigue, danger, and unexpected alliances.Prepare for a spellbinding journey where every decision could alter the course of human history!
Dragons of the Realms (Dungeons & Dragons)
Bring the legendary namesake creatures from the world of Dungeons & Dragons--dragons--to vivid life in this official, high-quality coloring book. Dragon encounters are rare and thrilling (and often terrifying!) for adventurers throughout the D&D multiverse, whether they meet the cutest pseudodragon, the cleverest copper dragon, or the most cunning green dragon. With 80 pages of official Dungeons & Dragons dragon and dragon-related line drawings, Dragons of the Realms encourages you to create your own palette for these captivating, formidable creatures. Featuring thick, non-bleed paper, this coloring book is the perfect way to contemplate adventures past and future within the lines of your favorite D&D artwork.
The Collected Wonderword Volume 60
For more than 30 years, WonderWord has delighted and challenged puzzle players every day. Each puzzle is built by hand from legendary puzzle creator David Ouellet. Each puzzle is also themed, often bringing in pop culture and trending topics.Monday through Saturday puzzles are a 15x15 grid, and on Sunday the puzzle jumps to a 20x20 version for even more game play.Get lost in the most essential, habitual, and enthralling puzzle! WonderWord is great for all ages
Sweet & Snug Coloring: Cute Japan
Unleash your creativity and let yourself be swept away by the sweet, snug serenity in this new coloring series from Am矇lie's Workshop. Head to the Land of the Rising Sun for an adorable journey.Sweet & Snug Coloring​: Cute Japan is full of kawaii scenes around Japan - picnic with friends under the cherry blossoms, dine at a ramen shop, ride the shinkansen, visit a capybara caf矇 and dive into the joys of a kombini. Full of cute and cozy animals, friends and scenes around Japan to unleash you creativity, each page is perforated for easy removal so you can enjoy your artwork once complete as a poster or framed picture.
The Collected Wonderword Volume 63
Millions enjoy Wonderword every day . . . are you one of them? Includes 43 puzzles, nine of which are the larger 20 x 20 grid! Get lost in the most essential, habitual and enthralling puzzle! Books are 6 x 9 inches.
The Collected Wonderword Volume 64
Millions enjoy Wonderword every day . . . are you one of them? Includes 43 puzzles, nine of which are the larger 20 x 20 grid! Get lost in the most essential, habitual and enthralling puzzle! Books are 6 x 9 inches.
The Collected Wonderword Volume 62
For more than 30 years, WonderWord has delighted and challenged puzzle players every day. Each puzzle is built by hand from legendary puzzle creator David Ouellet. Each puzzle is also themed, often bringing in pop culture and trending topics.Monday through Saturday puzzles are a 15x15 grid, and on Sunday the puzzle jumps to a 20x20 version for even more game play.Get lost in the most essential, habitual, and enthralling puzzle! WonderWord is great for all ages.
Cozy Capy Cuddles Coloring
Relax, color, cuddle--meet the capybara coloring book you didn't know you needed. Step into the serene, snuggly world of capybaras with Cozy Capy Cuddles Coloring, the ultimate feel-good coloring book for anyone who needs a little more calm--and a lot more cute--in their life. These gentle giants have captured the hearts of millions online, and now they're here to star in your next coloring session. Inspired by the massive online love for capybaras and the wellness trend of cozy coloring, this book is packed with more than 60 heart-melting illustrations of adorable capybaras enjoying life to the fullest--delighting in the beauty of a spring garden, taking a cool dip on a hot day, snoozing in a comfy hammock, trick-or-treating on Halloween, building a cute snowman, or just lounging like the chill icons they are. Inside, you'll find: 60+ delightful coloring pages of capybara-approved cozinessWhimsical scenes inspired by meme culture, kawaii design, and slow livingOne-sided pages that minimize bleed-through and maximize shareabilityGift-giving appeal for holidays, birthdays, or any time that relaxing, recharging, or smiling are essentialWhether you're a coloring enthusiast, a capybara superfan, or someone looking for a unique and joyful gift, Cozy Capy Cuddles Coloring is the perfect way to give yourself (or your favorite animal lover) a reason to unplug, unwind, and cuddle up with the most lovable animal on the internet. The Cozy Capy Coloring series from Walter Foster is filled with adorable capybaras, calming, cozy moments, and heartwarming themes--designed for stress relief, relaxation, and creative comfort.
The Collected Wonderword Volume 61
For more than 30 years, WonderWord has delighted and challenged puzzle players every day. Each puzzle is built by hand from legendary puzzle creator David Ouellet. Each puzzle is also themed, often bringing in pop culture and trending topics.Monday through Saturday puzzles are a 15x15 grid, and on Sunday the puzzle jumps to a 20x20 version for even more game play.Get lost in the most essential, habitual, and enthralling puzzle! WonderWord is great for all ages.
Puns Not Guns
The Title says it all: a collection of humorous verse covering myriad subjects, from family to finance; from religion to politics; from diet to exercise, and plenty more. Short and punchy, a great gift to lift a friend's spirits. But beware: The content is PUNishing!
A Sherlock Holmes Escape Book: The Adventure of the Train of the Dead
A Sherlock Holmes Escape Book: Adventure of the Train of the Dead is a unique form of puzzle book, in which the reader must solve the riddles to escape the pages.The sixth title in this ingenious series of Sherlock Holmes Escape Books, The Adventure of the Train of the Dead is an exhilarating combination of escape room, puzzle book and adventure story. Readers will take on the role of the world's foremost consulting detective, Sherlock Holmes, as he embarks on a journey full of twists and turns.Colonel Lysander Stark is a ruthless gang-leader who was running a counterfeiting operation in the City of London until he and his gang were captured by the police. Of course, the raid was made thanks to the intervention of Sherlock Holmes. However, shortly after his capture and subsequent sentencing, the Colonel escapes from prison.A month later, an unusual series of unaccompanied passengers -- in coffins, with one-way tickets -- ride on the Necropolis Railway to be buried at Brookwood Cemetery in Surrey: the first is a John A. Watson, two days later a John B. Watson, and some days after that a John C. Watson. Whose bodies are in the coffins? Who is buying their tickets? Can you, as Holmes, solve the mystery before your loyal companion John H. Watson is riding on the train of the dead?Culminating in the huge London Necropolis, the adventure finds you solving puzzles set as a deadly challenge by the vindictive and embittered Colonel Stark. Can you solve the puzzles and save your one and only friend from a terrible ending?Puzzles include: RiddlesLogic puzzlesTimed challengesMathematical brainteasersMapsMazes
The Mitten Thief Coloring Book
The Mitten Thief Coloring Book, can provide an adventure for your child to imagine the colors and whimsical days in the snow with their favorite thieves. The Mitten Thief Coloring Book is perfect for traveling on your ski trip, or per for a cozy day with some hot chocolate inside with the family.
Sister Agatha
She's 118 years old, four steps from glory and now she's done playing nice.Sister Agatha has lived a long, saintly life across three centuries-only to be told, during a routine check-up, that she's got just one week left to live. It's a bit of an inconvenience, really. You see, Sister Agatha once made a vow: to be the oldest person in the world. At last count, she was in fifth place. So close...But where there's a will, there's a way, and the super-centenarian creates a bold Plan B.Armed with little more than rosary beads, a fertile imagination and old-fashioned determination, Sister Agatha sets off on one final mission: to meet the four people standing between her and immortality and to gently expedite their demise. After all, vows are sacred. And Sister Agatha? She will not go quietly...A deliciously dark and delightfully funny romp across the globe, perfect for fans of Richard Osman. 'Beautifully written. We loved it' -Woman's Way, Book of the Week'Hilarious' - Irish Tatler Man'Hilarious d矇but' - Irish Mail on Sunday'One of the year's best d矇buts' - Jennifer Zamparelli, 2FM'A killer concept' - Irish Daily Star'A darkly comic tale' - Irish Daily Mail'One of the funniest books I've ever read' - Mary Roe, Connemara Community Radio'There is so much in it to enjoy... It works really, really well' - Gerry Kelly, Late Lunch, LMFM
Absolutely Nasty(r) Sudoku Level 2
Even more interaction--this time used in combination with other procedures...and a lot more heavily than in the first book.
Large Print Word Search Puzzles 3
Hard on the Brain, Easy on the Eyes! Challenging, baffling, and absorbing, these word search puzzles are easy-to-read in large-size print. There's a little bit of pop culture, sports and games, and more to keep things interesting, and a wealth of travel-related themes to take you on a mental vacation collecting cleverly hidden words. When you've circled all the words in each grid, read the leftover letters to get a bonus message related to the puzzle. But even if there's a word you can't find in these conundrums, it won't be because it's too small to read!
Jumbo Print Easy Crosswords #7
With each grid taking up an entire page, and the clues getting a full page too, its easy to see why these crosswords are so popular. With their variety of entertaining mini themes, the puzzles in Jumbo Print Easy Crosswords #2 will challenge your brain--not strain your eyes. Even the numbers in the boxes are a breeze to read. So go ahead: start solving!
Absolutely Nasty(r) Sudoku Level 3
The difficulty level soars, as even more tricks get added to the mix: X-Wing; Swordfish; XY-Wing; XYZ-Wing; and the Gordonian Rectangle.
Large Print Cryptograms #3
These 500 clever cryptograms are easy to read and fun to solve! Cryptograms should challenge your brain--not your eyesight! Fortunately, these 500 large-print puzzles, which come straight from the world's largest cryptogram website, Cryptograms.org, won't leave you struggling to read the fine print. That means everyone can enjoy solving memorable quotes from noteworthy people past and present, such as Mark Twain and John F. Kennedy.
The Eleven Who Were Saved
In the lush landscapes of Colombia's coffee region lies the city of Armenia, affectionately known as the "Miracle City." It is here, in a house filled with laughter, faith, and daily struggles, that the unforgettable story of The Children of Don Marco Aurelio begins. This heartwarming and deeply human novel explores the essence of family - the love that unites, the differences that define us, and the small, everyday moments that shape a lifetime.The story opens with a tender scene between Berni, a curious six-year-old boy, and his mother, whose wisdom and kindness illuminate the pages. When Berni innocently asks why his brothers don't look like him, his mother gently explains that every child is unique - like the fingers of her hand, each with a different name, shape, and purpose. What begins as a child's question unfolds into a universal reflection on individuality, family bonds, and the divine design behind human diversity.As the chapters progress, readers are invited into the vibrant world of Don Marco Aurelio's eleven children - each with a distinct personality, a unique dream, and a special place within the family. Through their joys, mistakes, and growth, we see the entire spectrum of human emotion: love and conflict, innocence and experience, humor and heartbreak. Together, they paint a portrait of life in mid-20th-century Colombia, a time of strong traditions, deep faith, and enduring values.The novel beautifully captures the rhythm of everyday life - from early mornings watering the garden to evenings filled with stories, music, and prayer. With lyrical prose and vivid descriptions, the author brings to life the smells of coffee fields, the sounds of laughter echoing through a humble home, and the unspoken strength of a mother who gives everything to her children.But beyond its setting, The Children of Don Marco Aurelio is a story about the human heart - about how love, patience, and understanding can overcome hardship. It honors mothers who raise their children with courage and tenderness, and fathers who work tirelessly to provide a better future. It celebrates individuality within unity, reminding us that differences do not divide families; they enrich them.This novel is both a celebration and a reflection - a journey through the soul of a family and a nation. It reminds readers that true happiness often hides in the simplest gestures: a shared smile, a mother's hug, or the sound of children's laughter in a sunlit garden.The Children of Don Marco Aurelio is a moving, timeless story about belonging, love, and the invisible threads that connect us all. It will touch the hearts of readers who cherish stories of family, identity, and the universal desire to be loved for who we truly are.
Out of Control
Mark Lowry can make you laugh louder than most of what you're likely to hear on The Comedy Channel and make you think deeper than much of what you're likely to hear in church. With his fresh and wacky style, Lowry's humor shines light on the important aspects of a life of faith.
