Mayor Mayhem
Mayor MayhemBook One of FourWhat happens when the most dangerous person in a corrupt Southern town is a grandma in orthopedic shoes?Nana May Jackson isn't your typical political candidate. She's got a Glock in her purse, a GED on her wall, and a lifetime of secrets stored in her church hat. When Dusty Springs, Georgia, gets fed up with backroom deals, missing city funds, and mayors who can't keep their pants-or their stories-straight, Nana May decides it's time for some real discipline. And she's got the receipts.Welcome to the wildest election the South has ever seen.Outrageous scandals? Check.Corrupt politicians finally getting called out? Absolutely.A team of lovable misfits, viral bingo nights, and more receipts than CVS? Oh, honey-this is just the first chapter.With a campaign run on sass, strategy, and southern-fried vengeance, Nana May will stop at nothing to clean up her city-even if it means turning City Hall upside down and making her enemies beg for mercy (or at least let them use their safe word).Perfect for fans of My Sister, the Serial Killer, The Sellout, and Quan Millz, Mayor Mayhem is a razor-sharp, laugh-out-loud satire about what happens when the last honest woman in town is also the one most likely to bury you with your own secrets.If you love your political thrillers messy, your humor biting, and your underdogs wildly unpredictable-this is the book you've been waiting for.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Buy Book One of the Mayor Mayhem series now and join the revolution-because in Dusty Springs, the only thing more dangerous than corruption... is a grandmother on a mission.
The Little Book of Flash Fiction
The Little Book of Flash FictionSuper-short stories-including 100-word drabbles-quirky, dark, and delightfully unpredictableNeed a complete story while your coffee brews? These ultra-short tales deliver mystery, humor, and a few shivers in 150 words or less. Some rhyme, some twist, and some bare their teeth-but every one fits between meetings, bus stops, or bedtime.Why you'll love itBite-sized fiction you can finish in momentsA full narrative arc packed into one pageVariety: poetic pieces, lighthearted laughs, eerie surprises, and the occasional gut punchFan-favorite pets-guide dog Cooper and his clever cat housemates, Buddy and Zoey-add warmth and witWhat's inside-Prose Like Poetry-Pets with Personality-Buddy's Bravado-Love & Devotion-Humorous, Even Silly-A Hint of Horror-Dark & Disturbing-Surprise EndingsFirst written for a 2024 flash-fiction challenge, these stories have been polished, collected, and set free. Dip in anywhere; each page is a quick escape and a spark for your own imagination.
Operation Poodle
When a bankrupt reality‐TV tycoon stumbles towards the White House, Russian spies see their golden ticket.James Preston can barely manage his own finances, but Moscow meddling launches him from tabloid joke to leader of the free world.Dubbed "Operation Poodle," the plan is audacious: groom a narcissistic puppet whose every social media post could be weaponised. They didn't need to convince voters of anything - they just needed to make them doubt everything.
At Least You're Not an English Major
The perfect gift for every recent college graduate to assure them that yes, the world is hard, but yes, they will be ok--as long as they didn't major in English!--from the New York Times bestselling author of There Are Moms Way Worse Than You and There Are Dads Way Worse Than You. Congrats, brand-new college graduate, and welcome to the world! The world of student loans, microplastics, and A.I. stealing all the jobs, that is. But hey, at least you're not an English major, right? Right? But given what happened to scientists like Madame Curie and Galileo, the business brains behind Kodak and Yahoo!, and the engineers of the Titanic, maybe your chosen field of study doesn't really matter. Maybe what does matter is following your gut.
The More the Merrier
When you reach a certain age (try seventy), people figure you're not long for this world. That's not true for Jerry Zezima, who is shockingly immature, which makes him seem a lot younger. In "The More the Merrier: Laughing at Life When Everyone Thinks You're Over the Hill," the nationally syndicated humorist gleefully turns down an offer to buy burial insurance, gets the last laugh on a cardiologist who says he needs open-heart surgery, relishes being his grandchildren's favorite toy, and happily helps his lively mom celebrate her one-hundredth birthday. Filled with hilarious and absolutely true stories, "The More the Merrier" proves you can grow old and still be young, and that laughter is, indeed, the best medicine.
Notes from the Choir Loft
Reflections, reverence, and a little irreverence.Just before mass begins, there's a fleeting moment of stillness. A breath, a glance around the sanctuary, and a rush of thoughts that come uninvited but welcomed. For years, these musings lived quietly in the mind of a choir member until they began to take the shape of emails to a beloved priest. Now, they've found their place in this tender and deeply human collection of reflections.Notes from the Choir Loft is a love letter to faith, friendship, and the sacred ordinary moments that pass unnoticed by many but linger deeply in the hearts of a few. Told with wit and candor, these vignettes invite readers into the quiet magic of church life where hymns echo, candles flicker, and real connection happens far beyond the liturgy.Part memoir, part confessional, and wholly authentic.Whether you're part of a choir, a churchgoer, or simply someone who has ever paused to wonder about your place in the world, these notes will feel like an old friend.
The Empress Edit
The Empress EditYou weren't hard to love. They were just underqualified.The Empress Edit is part manifesto, part emotional mic drop-for anyone who stayed loyal too long, laughed when it wasn't funny, and kept the peace at their own expense.This isn't a self-help book. It won't tell you to manifest a better partner or journal your way to healing.It's a wake-up call in sequins. A page-by-page power reclaim.For the ones who were told they're too much.For the ones who got polite instead of loud.For the ones who disappeared inside their own silence.Read it when you're pissed.Read it when you're rising.Read it when you're done staying small to stay liked.Vogue meets Vice, dressed in clarity, stitched with edge.Not soft. Not subtle. And definitely not sorry.This isn't your soft era.This is your Empress one.
The Empress Edit
The Empress EditThis exclusive hardcover includes extended content-new reflections and razor-sharp observations.You weren't hard to love. They were just underqualified.The Empress Edit is part manifesto, part emotional mic drop-for anyone who stayed loyal too long, laughed when it wasn't funny, and kept the peace at their own expense.This isn't a self-help book. It won't tell you to manifest a better partner or journal your way to healing.It's a wake-up call in sequins. A page-by-page power reclaim.For the ones who were told they're too much.For the ones who got polite instead of loud.For the ones who disappeared inside their own silence.Read it when you're pissed.Read it when you're rising.Read it when you're done staying small to stay liked.Vogue meets Vice, dressed in clarity, stitched with edge.Not soft. Not subtle. And definitely not sorry.This isn't your soft era.This is your Empress one.
Revolutionary Women A Little Left of Center
Step into a bold and unapologetic world where sharp wit collides with truth-telling art. Revolutionary Women: A Little Left of Center is a vibrant, full-color collection of illustrated cartoons that delivers a fierce, funny, and fearless feminist perspective. With biting satire, heartfelt sincerity, and a rebellious spirit, author-artist Laura M. Duthie challenges the status quo-skewering outdated gender roles, unraveling historical myths, and holding a mirror up to modern-day madness.This collection doesn't just aim for laughs-it aims for liberation. Each cartoon is drawn with a mischievous pen and a passionate love for justice, blending artistic talent with cultural commentary. Some illustrations provoke; others inspire. All speak directly to those who've ever rolled their eyes at oppression-or laughed in its face.From feminist critiques of patriarchy to cheeky nods to LGBTQ+ culture, this book is both a celebration of progressive voices and a satirical weapon in the hands of readers who believe art can be activism. Whether you're a seasoned feminist, a political cartoon enthusiast, or someone who simply appreciates smart humor with a purpose, this collection is for you.
Revolutionary Women A Little Left of Center
Step into a bold and unapologetic world where sharp wit collides with truth-telling art. Revolutionary Women: A Little Left of Center is a vibrant, full-color collection of illustrated cartoons that delivers a fierce, funny, and fearless feminist perspective. With biting satire, heartfelt sincerity, and a rebellious spirit, author-artist Laura M. Duthie challenges the status quo-skewering outdated gender roles, unraveling historical myths, and holding a mirror up to modern-day madness.This collection doesn't just aim for laughs, it aims for liberation. Each cartoon is drawn with a mischievous pen and a passionate love for justice, blending artistic talent with cultural commentary. Some illustrations provoke; others inspire. All speak directly to those who've ever rolled their eyes at oppression-or laughed in its face.From feminist critiques of patriarchy to cheeky nods to LGBTQ+ culture, this book is both a celebration of progressive voices and a satirical weapon in the hands of readers who believe art can be activism. Whether you're a seasoned feminist, a political cartoon enthusiast, or someone who simply appreciates smart humor with a purpose, this collection is for you.
But I Kissed A Cowboy
Long ago on a sunny morning in Texas, there was a boy who took a girl for a ride on his horse . . . Reece Callahan, firefighter extraordinaireOffering the beautiful nurse anesthetist a seat on my face probably wasn't the best approach, but it was the drugs speaking at the time - sort of. Old habits die hard. Those eyes and that kissable mouth were taking me to a place and time I'd been before. A place I wanted to revisit - something I never do. I could break those rules, at least once, maybe twice . . . Mallory TompkinsThe rules and ethics are concise; contractual. My own are pretty clear as well. The hospital's rules? No patients. My own? No players.Reece Callahan is well known as both. He's also persistent. But the day he rescues me in the hospital parking lot is the day that changes everything . . . for both of us.He wasn't just a patient, and she wasn't just his attending anesthetist. Does history change the rules and ethics? Can they get past what was and move on to what can be? Book #2 in The Nurses of Maricopa County series can be read as a standalone, but serves best as the second course in a delicious setting of spicy and sweet characters you got to sample in Book #1.
Thoughts On Laughter, by a Chancery Barrister [B. Montagu.]
Thoughts On Laughter, authored by Basil Montagu, offers a fascinating exploration into the nature and significance of laughter. Montagu, writing from the perspective of a Chancery barrister, delves into the philosophical underpinnings of humor and its role in society. The book examines various forms of wit, comedy, and their effects on human psychology and social dynamics.Through insightful observations and engaging prose, Montagu provides a thought-provoking analysis of why we laugh and what laughter reveals about our minds and interactions. This work remains relevant for anyone interested in the enduring power and complexity of humor.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Driving me Bonkers
A humorous approach to a serious subject. How we should safely drive to comply with the road rules compared to how we have been conditioned to drive by irrational behaviour.Follow the twists and turns of our daily commute, from being stuck behind a Sunday driver on a Tuesday morning, the middle lane forever motorist, the annoying tailgater, can parking really be that difficult, getting in the wrong lane, to indicators becoming redundant. And that's just for starters.If you have ever found yourself having an interactive conversation with your GPS, this book may provide some enlightenment, and a few truths.
Thoughts On Laughter, by a Chancery Barrister [B. Montagu.]
Thoughts On Laughter, authored by Basil Montagu, offers a fascinating exploration into the nature and significance of laughter. Montagu, writing from the perspective of a Chancery barrister, delves into the philosophical underpinnings of humor and its role in society. The book examines various forms of wit, comedy, and their effects on human psychology and social dynamics.Through insightful observations and engaging prose, Montagu provides a thought-provoking analysis of why we laugh and what laughter reveals about our minds and interactions. This work remains relevant for anyone interested in the enduring power and complexity of humor.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Three Weeks in Wet Sheets, the Diary and Doings of a Moist Visitor to Malvern [J. Leech. Repr. From the Bristol Times]
Three Weeks in Wet Sheets recounts the amusing experiences of a visitor to Malvern, a renowned spa town in Victorian England. Penned by J. Leech and originally published in the Bristol Times, this satirical diary offers a humorous glimpse into the era's fascination with hydrotherapy and health resorts. Leech's witty observations capture the daily routines, social interactions, and eccentric characters that defined Malvern's unique atmosphere. This reprinted edition brings to life the charm and peculiarities of 19th-century travel, providing a delightful read for those interested in social history, humor, and the quirks of British culture.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Three Weeks in Wet Sheets, the Diary and Doings of a Moist Visitor to Malvern [J. Leech. Repr. From the Bristol Times]
Three Weeks in Wet Sheets recounts the amusing experiences of a visitor to Malvern, a renowned spa town in Victorian England. Penned by J. Leech and originally published in the Bristol Times, this satirical diary offers a humorous glimpse into the era's fascination with hydrotherapy and health resorts. Leech's witty observations capture the daily routines, social interactions, and eccentric characters that defined Malvern's unique atmosphere. This reprinted edition brings to life the charm and peculiarities of 19th-century travel, providing a delightful read for those interested in social history, humor, and the quirks of British culture.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Roping Can Be Hazardous to Your Health
Not everyone could make a funny story out of diving off a thirty-foot windmill into a holding tank with (because of a certain inattention to detail) three feet of water in it. Or out of a day that started with being stung by three scorpions roughly the size of draft animals and went downhill from there. Or out of managing to get your three-year-old grandson bucked off a bull, higher than you'd ever seen a kid fly. Brummett has. Through the wit and the one-liners, Brummett portrays an American West in which the old way awkwardly accommodates the new, in which the day's drudgery is seasoned with humor and punctuated by practical jokes, and in which the irrepressible frontier spirit continues to prevail.
After Arson
This essay collection spans a lifetime's worth of characters, settings, themes, and ways of organizing. It is, after all, a collection of Gary Fincke's best work. Yet, for the variety of content covered, from coming-of-age to family to nuclear weapons to space exploration to mass shootings to rock attacks on cars to the author's mother's obsession with potato chips, this collection has a durable thread that ties them all together: the need to observe and record everything. Struggle and resilience. Fear and pleasure. Faith and despair. Love and loathing. All of those tensions are closely examined within the shadow cast by death. As Gary Fincke writes, "Somewhere, early every day, I think the acolyte of terror dreams our bodies as it decides the exact address for delight." This "thinking," in essay after essay, is brilliantly articulated in an ever-evolving, contemporary style. The metaphors are beautiful, the prose is clipped and clean, and the reader is constantly surprised by the connections Fincke draws like the one between his daughter and Charles Manson. A panorama of screams, another of hearts, another of headlights, all of them transformed into memoir. The subjects as varied as a four-part exploration of different kinds of hands, a meditation on terror and the fireworks American children know as Sparklers, and eulogies seeded by love of potato chips and crossword puzzles. Like the best essays, all of these "discover" in an intimate, personal way.
Magazine of Wit, and American Harmonist
Rediscover the wit and charm of early 19th-century America with the "Magazine of Wit, and American Harmonist," a delightful collection published in 1821 by M'Carty & Davis. This unique magazine offers a fascinating glimpse into the popular culture of the era, blending humor, music, and literary arts. Inside, readers will find a diverse array of content, including humorous anecdotes, satirical observations, and original songs intended for the 'American Harmonist.' The magazine showcases the lighter side of life in the burgeoning United States, providing a snapshot of the jokes, tunes, and poetic sentiments that resonated with its audience. This historical publication is a treasure for anyone interested in American history, music, or humor. It provides valuable insights into the social attitudes and artistic expressions of a bygone era, making it an essential addition to any collection of Americana.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Open Source
The second volume, "Open Source - Others have dates, I have data", also deals with historical, political and cultural topics that computer enthusiasts deal with alongside their daily work. Over seventy cartoons shed light in a humorous or tongue-in-cheek way on American history, the worlds of art and film, and much more, not forgetting the pitfalls of everyday life.
More Puniana
Dive into the whimsical world of "More Puniana," a delightful collection of puns and wordplay edited by the Hon. H. Rowley. This book offers a treasure trove of linguistic amusement, showcasing the art of the pun in its many forms. From clever quips to humorous observations, "More Puniana" is a celebration of wit and wordplay that will tickle your funny bone and challenge your linguistic sensibilities. Perfect for lovers of language, humor, and lighthearted reading, this book promises hours of entertainment and offers a unique glimpse into the Victorian appreciation for linguistic creativity. Discover why puns have endured as a timeless form of humor and enjoy the playful intelligence of "More Puniana."This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
More Puniana
Dive into the whimsical world of "More Puniana," a delightful collection of puns and wordplay edited by the Hon. H. Rowley. This book offers a treasure trove of linguistic amusement, showcasing the art of the pun in its many forms. From clever quips to humorous observations, "More Puniana" is a celebration of wit and wordplay that will tickle your funny bone and challenge your linguistic sensibilities. Perfect for lovers of language, humor, and lighthearted reading, this book promises hours of entertainment and offers a unique glimpse into the Victorian appreciation for linguistic creativity. Discover why puns have endured as a timeless form of humor and enjoy the playful intelligence of "More Puniana."This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
The Scotch Haggis
"The Scotch Haggis" is a delightful collection of anecdotes, jests, epitaphs, and inscriptions that offers a humorous glimpse into Scottish culture and wit. This compilation provides a lighthearted look at Scottish life through its stories and memorial verses. It is a celebration of the unique humor and traditions found in Scotland. Readers will appreciate the quaint charm and historical value of this collection, which captures the spirit of a bygone era.This book serves as both an entertaining read and a valuable resource for those interested in Scottish folklore and social history. Its pages offer a unique perspective on the everyday lives and attitudes of people in Scotland. It is ideal for anyone seeking a taste of Scottish humor and a deeper understanding of Scottish heritage.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Magazine of Wit, and American Harmonist
Rediscover the wit and charm of early 19th-century America with the "Magazine of Wit, and American Harmonist," a delightful collection published in 1821 by M'Carty & Davis. This unique magazine offers a fascinating glimpse into the popular culture of the era, blending humor, music, and literary arts. Inside, readers will find a diverse array of content, including humorous anecdotes, satirical observations, and original songs intended for the 'American Harmonist.' The magazine showcases the lighter side of life in the burgeoning United States, providing a snapshot of the jokes, tunes, and poetic sentiments that resonated with its audience. This historical publication is a treasure for anyone interested in American history, music, or humor. It provides valuable insights into the social attitudes and artistic expressions of a bygone era, making it an essential addition to any collection of Americana.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
The Coming Of Bill
The Coming of Bill is a humorous exploration of relationships, control, and societal expectations. At its heart, the narrative delves into the complexities of love, with a particular focus on the role of authority in romantic decisions. The story highlights the tension between personal desires and external influence, particularly when one character s strong will clashes with the autonomy of others. The narrative also humorously examines the dynamics between individuals with contrasting personalities, such as the assertive, controlling character who believes she knows what is best, and the more passive, unsuspecting individual who finds themselves swept along by circumstances. The unfolding story enhances the exploration of how people impose their ideas on others, especially regarding marriage, social standing, and the pursuit of happiness. As the characters' interactions lead to misunderstandings, the narrative exposes the folly of attempting to control relationships based on preconceived notions, offering a witty commentary on human nature and the unpredictability of love.
The Little Nugget
The Little Nugget is a comedic exploration of complex family dynamics and emotional struggles. The narrative unfolds around the tension between material wealth and emotional fulfillment, emphasizing how personal desires intersect with complicated relationships. At its core, the story examines the impact of past decisions on present actions, particularly focusing on the desire to regain control over a disrupted family life. The character's pursuits highlight the contrast between an idealized vision of happiness and the absurdity of actual events. The clash between the mundane and the whimsical adds depth to the characters' struggles, showcasing how humor and chaos intertwine in navigating personal conflicts. The novel captures the folly of both societal expectations and individual aspirations, exposing the contradictions inherent in trying to mend a fractured life. Through lively interactions and unpredictable situations, the narrative enhances the exploration of ambition, emotional turmoil, and the consequences of trying to reshape one's fate.
Library Of Wit And Humor
Dive into a treasure trove of laughter and insight with the "Library Of Wit And Humor," a curated collection of humorous writings from the late 19th century. Compiled by Melville De Lancey Landon (pen name Eli Perkins) and featuring selections from the inimitable Mark Twain, this volume offers a delightful journey through the landscape of American humor. From clever anecdotes to satirical essays, each piece is chosen to tickle the funny bone and provoke thought. Discover the wit and wisdom that captivated readers of a bygone era, presented with all the charm and vivacity of the original publications. Whether you are a long-time fan of classic humor or a new reader seeking a lighthearted escape, this collection promises hours of entertainment and a glimpse into the rich tradition of American comedic writing. A perfect addition to any literary enthusiast's bookshelf.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Library Of Wit And Humor
Dive into a treasure trove of laughter and insight with the "Library Of Wit And Humor," a curated collection of humorous writings from the late 19th century. Compiled by Melville De Lancey Landon (pen name Eli Perkins) and featuring selections from the inimitable Mark Twain, this volume offers a delightful journey through the landscape of American humor. From clever anecdotes to satirical essays, each piece is chosen to tickle the funny bone and provoke thought. Discover the wit and wisdom that captivated readers of a bygone era, presented with all the charm and vivacity of the original publications. Whether you are a long-time fan of classic humor or a new reader seeking a lighthearted escape, this collection promises hours of entertainment and a glimpse into the rich tradition of American comedic writing. A perfect addition to any literary enthusiast's bookshelf.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
The Dating Ban
Finding yourself gets complicated when someone else finds you first.IvyAt forty-one, my career as an Urban Planner is on track, but my personal life? A total car crash. After one too many terrible dates (and a foursome mishap that shall never be mentioned again), my therapist handed me a three-month dating ban. Apparently, I'm supposed to "focus on myself," which so far includes yoga I'm terrible at, clay work that looks like it was done by a four-year-old, and a baking attempt that produced something akin to cat vomit. But I'm determined to stick to the plan and so the last thing I need is the nosy caf矇 owner with the cheeky smile setting up camp in my dreams.TheoLife as a single dad means keeping up with Lucy, my 5-year-old tornado who can charm free biscuits out of strangers faster than I can make a flat white. Between running my Viennese caf矇 and bedtime negotiations that rival UN peace talks, I don't exactly have time for complications. Then Ivy shows up, all sass and determination, ranting about her therapist's odd rules and ordering coffee like it's a science experiment. The curvy beauty is funny, clever, and unexpectedly refreshing to have around. She is a friend I never knew I needed... just a friend. Then my meddling brothers put all sorts of ideas in my head and that's just so not what I need.Prepare for a laugh-out-loud romcom bursting with quirky characters, cheeky banter and enough chemistry to steam up your coffee. Meet our unconventional leads: a chaotic plus-size FMC and a dorky single dad MMC, both in their 40s and ready to embrace life's curveballs. With twists and turns so funny they'll have you snorting your tea, this story proves it's never too late for a bit of delightful chaos.Heads up: this book comes with a naughty twist of adult content. Set in England and penned in British English.
These Days; a Sort of a Paragraphic Review of the Fads and Foibles and Waves and Trends of the Present Age
"These Days" offers a humorous paragraphic review of the fads, foibles, waves, and trends of the present age, as seen through the keen eyes of Kin Hubbard. Hubbard's witty observations provide a snapshot of early 20th-century American society, capturing its quirks and contradictions with sharp satire and memorable one-liners. A master of understated humor, Hubbard's work remains relevant for its insights into human nature and the cyclical nature of social trends. This collection serves as both a historical record and a source of timeless amusement, inviting readers to reflect on the absurdities of contemporary life while enjoying Hubbard's unique comedic voice.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
These Days; a Sort of a Paragraphic Review of the Fads and Foibles and Waves and Trends of the Present Age
"These Days" offers a humorous paragraphic review of the fads, foibles, waves, and trends of the present age, as seen through the keen eyes of Kin Hubbard. Hubbard's witty observations provide a snapshot of early 20th-century American society, capturing its quirks and contradictions with sharp satire and memorable one-liners. A master of understated humor, Hubbard's work remains relevant for its insights into human nature and the cyclical nature of social trends. This collection serves as both a historical record and a source of timeless amusement, inviting readers to reflect on the absurdities of contemporary life while enjoying Hubbard's unique comedic voice.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
The Art of Pluck
"The Art of Pluck" is a humorous treatise, styled after Aristotle, offering advice to university students on the fine art of passing examinations, or, as the title suggests, avoiding being 'plucked' or failed. Written by Edward Caswall, this 1843 work provides a satirical glimpse into the academic pressures and anxieties of the time. The book also includes fragments from examination papers, adding to its comedic effect and providing a snapshot of the curriculum and intellectual climate of the era.A delightful read for anyone interested in the history of education, student life, or classical literary satire, "The Art of Pluck" remains a witty and insightful commentary on the challenges of academic life. Its enduring appeal lies in its clever blend of humor and astute observations about the pursuit of knowledge.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
The Scotch Haggis
"The Scotch Haggis" is a delightful collection of anecdotes, jests, epitaphs, and inscriptions that offers a humorous glimpse into Scottish culture and wit. This compilation provides a lighthearted look at Scottish life through its stories and memorial verses. It is a celebration of the unique humor and traditions found in Scotland. Readers will appreciate the quaint charm and historical value of this collection, which captures the spirit of a bygone era.This book serves as both an entertaining read and a valuable resource for those interested in Scottish folklore and social history. Its pages offer a unique perspective on the everyday lives and attitudes of people in Scotland. It is ideal for anyone seeking a taste of Scottish humor and a deeper understanding of Scottish heritage.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Lekker Direct
What happens when blunt meets gezelligheid?Armed with good intentions and a broken bike, Dimitrios and Eleni - a Greek couple new to the Netherlands - join countless internationals stumbling through kringverjaardags, King's Day chaos, and the soul-crushing reality of bringing your own birthday cake to work.From the infamous "circle of death" to the trauma of molten bitterballen, Lekker Direct is a brutally funny, painfully accurate guide to Dutch culture - as told by expats just trying to survive it.Meet an Italian couple who dare to arrive late to a social event. An American haunted by Sinterklaas poems. A Portuguese woman stalked by curtainless windows. With a cast of characters from every corner of the globe, this book explores: Birthday gifts gone awkwardMustard-based secret societiesDutch supermarkets as competitive sporting eventsWhy even compliments can feel like criticismBased on absurd-but-true stories, baffling traditions, and brutal honesty wrapped in gezelligheid, Lekker Direct is the guidebook you never knew you needed - and the therapy session you absolutely do.If you've ever: Tried to politely decline birthday cake and been met with suspicious silenceSurvived a kringverjaardag while forgetting half the names around the circleBeen two minutes late to a social event and felt like you crashed a funeral...this book is for you.Whether you're an expat, a Dutch native with a sense of humor, or a wide-eyed visitor - you'll laugh, cringe, and maybe (finally) understand what the hell "lekker direct" means. Why librarians and readers love this book: Clear themes of intercultural communication, social customs, and European expat life make this a relatable and useful nonfiction title for humor sections, Dutch culture shelves, or travel & society displays. Ideal for readers exploring life abroad, cultural identity, or simply looking for a good laugh about awkward social rituals. About the AuthorSteven van Holland is a Dutch language teacher, communication nerd, and former expat who returned to the Netherlands only to realize how bizarre it truly is. Through storytelling, he's helped thousands of internationals navigate Dutch culture - now he's letting you in on the joke.
The Art of Pluck
"The Art of Pluck" is a humorous treatise, styled after Aristotle, offering advice to university students on the fine art of passing examinations, or, as the title suggests, avoiding being 'plucked' or failed. Written by Edward Caswall, this 1843 work provides a satirical glimpse into the academic pressures and anxieties of the time. The book also includes fragments from examination papers, adding to its comedic effect and providing a snapshot of the curriculum and intellectual climate of the era.A delightful read for anyone interested in the history of education, student life, or classical literary satire, "The Art of Pluck" remains a witty and insightful commentary on the challenges of academic life. Its enduring appeal lies in its clever blend of humor and astute observations about the pursuit of knowledge.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
A to Zillion Managing Her Dementia and Remembering Our Lives Before
A to Zillion is a candid and heartfelt dementia caregiver memoir that captures the emotional, complex, and occasionally humorous experience of caregiving for dementia and Alzheimer's. Told from A to Z, this compelling Alzheimer's true story invites readers into the life of a devoted woman facing the daily challenges of memory loss, love, and long-term care. Each chapter reveals reflections, practical insights, and unexpected moments of grace that emerge through the struggle.Author Susan Byrne-Wickey shares her personal dementia caregiving journey with honesty, wit, and emotional depth, offering a meaningful balance of vulnerability and resilience. The memoir not only honors a shared past but also offers a connection for those living through similar moments.For anyone seeking to understand the emotional toll and quiet triumphs of dementia in real life, A to Zillion is a humorous, heartfelt dementia story a moving, relatable testament to love, patience, and the enduring human spirit.
Book of Bruce
Welcome to the Book of Bruce.If you like happy endings, you may wish to look elsewhere.Do not expect: Friendly wasps, funny clouds, lonely sharks or crooked vultures. If, however, you are willing to dance with the Devil.Then at its end you will have the answers you desire. It may though cost you a little piece of your soul. Take a pew, at the bar.Let the bartender fix something for you. Revelations are waiting!
The Reluctant Manager
Edward Holdsworth only ever wanted a peaceful existence as a language teacher. Yet when a crisis forces him to become manager of a quirky language school in the little Gulf state of Khajal, his comfortable life is turned upside down. Suddenly faced with half-baked teachers, arrogant landlords, baffling local laws, and a dubious boss in London, Edward realises he's landed in a whirlwind of chaos he never expected-or wanted.Set mostly in the 1970s, this witty and warmly told tale follows Edward's reluctant step into authority, where every solution seems to spark a fresh dilemma. From brushes with the police to last-minute escapes from financial ruin, Edward's misadventures paint a colourful portrait of a rapidly changing Khajal, both then and now.In a world caught between tradition and modernisation, can a mild-mannered teacher navigate the perils of management-or are all of his worst nightmares about to come true?
Gareth Cliff on Everything
"Some people think it is a very bad thing to have an opinion on anything. Blend in, don't make too much noise, just be happy with what you know and do. I can't do that. Gareth Cliff Gareth Cliff likes to shoot from the hip. Whether on air or judging a trembling Idols contestant, he is always quick with a point of view. In Gareth Cliff on Everything, Gareth throws caution to the wind and writes about all those subjects that make him glad, sad or simply mad. - Cows? The perfect steak-making machines - Tarts? Good to have around, even if there is no conversation to be had - Our President? A bargain-bin, most-things-to-most-people, least offensive compromise - Nigella Lawson? She's gotta go before there's an orgasm on set - Ancestor worship? Outdated and primitive - Death? Hey, we've all got to go sometime? - Children? No thanks, only when I have my own - The British Empire? Sorry, it's fallen - The Pope? You better read about it. Want to know more? Dip into Gareth Cliff on Everything - it will engage, enrage and derange you all at once."
Yale Fun
"Yale Fun: A Book Of College Humor In Poetry, Pictures And Prose" is a delightful collection curated from eight years of the Yale Record. This anthology captures the essence of college life through witty poems, humorous illustrations, and satirical prose. Edited with care by Yale Record alumni including Wells Southworth Hastings, Brian Hooker, and Henry S. Ely, this volume offers a nostalgic look at early 20th-century collegiate humor.A perfect gift for Yale alumni, lovers of vintage humor, or anyone interested in the lighter side of academic life, "Yale Fun" provides a charming glimpse into the traditions and eccentricities of one of America's most prestigious universities. Enjoy the timeless appeal of college wit and revel in the playful spirit of Yale's past.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Yale Fun
"Yale Fun: A Book Of College Humor In Poetry, Pictures And Prose" is a delightful collection curated from eight years of the Yale Record. This anthology captures the essence of college life through witty poems, humorous illustrations, and satirical prose. Edited with care by Yale Record alumni including Wells Southworth Hastings, Brian Hooker, and Henry S. Ely, this volume offers a nostalgic look at early 20th-century collegiate humor.A perfect gift for Yale alumni, lovers of vintage humor, or anyone interested in the lighter side of academic life, "Yale Fun" provides a charming glimpse into the traditions and eccentricities of one of America's most prestigious universities. Enjoy the timeless appeal of college wit and revel in the playful spirit of Yale's past.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
50 Of The Funniest People Of All Time
50 Of The Funniest People Of All Time: 3 Decades Of Legendary InterviewsStep into the world of genius-level comedy with "50 Of The Funniest People Of All Time: 3 Decades Of Legendary Interviews" - a captivating collection of unforgettable moments, behind-the-scenes stories, and raw insights from the minds that have shaped the landscape of laughter over the last thirty years. This book is a curated tribute to the brilliant entertainers, writers, and comedic performers who didn't just tell jokes - they shifted culture, challenged norms, and created iconic legacies.Spanning interviews across film, stand-up, television, and satire, this volume captures the essence of what makes someone truly funny - not just punchlines, but timing, truth, resilience, and fearlessness. These interviews aren't just about career highlights - they're about struggle, inspiration, timing, and the human experiences behind the laughter. From late-night legends and sitcom royalty to stand-up trailblazers and sketch comedy icons, each chapter offers a front-row seat into the creative minds that changed the game.Whether you're a student of comedy, an aspiring writer or performer, or simply a fan who's ever laughed until you cried, this book delivers laughter, wisdom, and heart in every story. Discover what made these 50 legends tick, what drove their humor, and what we can learn from their courage to be original."50 Of The Funniest People Of All Time" is a celebration of the past, a spotlight on the brilliance of comedic timing, and a masterclass in turning life's chaos into contagious joy. With every page, you'll laugh, reflect, and fall in love with comedy all over again.
Essay On Irish Bulls, by R. L. and M. Edgeworth
"Essay on Irish Bulls" is a treatise exploring the nature of wit and humor, particularly as manifested in the common speech and anecdotes of the Irish people. Richard Lovell Edgeworth, along with Maria Edgeworth, delves into the essence of what constitutes an 'Irish bull' - a statement that appears absurd or self-contradictory upon initial hearing, but often reveals a deeper, more subtle truth or cleverness upon reflection. The essay examines various examples of these humorous statements, dissecting their linguistic and cultural context to understand their comedic effect. It provides insight into the Irish mindset and their unique approach to language and logic. This exploration offers a blend of social commentary and linguistic analysis, appealing to those interested in Irish culture, humor studies, and the art of witty expression. A classic of its kind, this essay remains a valuable resource for understanding the nuances of language and cultural identity.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
50 Of The Funniest People Of All Time
50 Of The Funniest People Of All Time: 3 Decades Of Legendary InterviewsStep into the world of genius-level comedy with "50 Of The Funniest People Of All Time: 3 Decades Of Legendary Interviews" - a captivating collection of unforgettable moments, behind-the-scenes stories, and raw insights from the minds that have shaped the landscape of laughter over the last thirty years. This book is a curated tribute to the brilliant entertainers, writers, and comedic performers who didn't just tell jokes - they shifted culture, challenged norms, and created iconic legacies.Spanning interviews across film, stand-up, television, and satire, this volume captures the essence of what makes someone truly funny - not just punchlines, but timing, truth, resilience, and fearlessness. These interviews aren't just about career highlights - they're about struggle, inspiration, timing, and the human experiences behind the laughter. From late-night legends and sitcom royalty to stand-up trailblazers and sketch comedy icons, each chapter offers a front-row seat into the creative minds that changed the game.Whether you're a student of comedy, an aspiring writer or performer, or simply a fan who's ever laughed until you cried, this book delivers laughter, wisdom, and heart in every story. Discover what made these 50 legends tick, what drove their humor, and what we can learn from their courage to be original."50 Of The Funniest People Of All Time" is a celebration of the past, a spotlight on the brilliance of comedic timing, and a masterclass in turning life's chaos into contagious joy. With every page, you'll laugh, reflect, and fall in love with comedy all over again.
Essay On Irish Bulls, by R. L. and M. Edgeworth
"Essay on Irish Bulls" is a treatise exploring the nature of wit and humor, particularly as manifested in the common speech and anecdotes of the Irish people. Richard Lovell Edgeworth, along with Maria Edgeworth, delves into the essence of what constitutes an 'Irish bull' - a statement that appears absurd or self-contradictory upon initial hearing, but often reveals a deeper, more subtle truth or cleverness upon reflection. The essay examines various examples of these humorous statements, dissecting their linguistic and cultural context to understand their comedic effect. It provides insight into the Irish mindset and their unique approach to language and logic. This exploration offers a blend of social commentary and linguistic analysis, appealing to those interested in Irish culture, humor studies, and the art of witty expression. A classic of its kind, this essay remains a valuable resource for understanding the nuances of language and cultural identity.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Nuclear Annihilation and How to Dress for It
Humorous comments on the numerous contradictions and absurdities of the human condition and wry observations on some of the burning issues of our times. Disturbing and thoughtprovoking.
Cat Got Your Tongue?
A vibrantly illustrated collection of cat-related proverbs and idioms collected from around the world--by the New York Times bestselling author of Tiny But Mighty and Cats of the World, beloved by millions online as the Kitten Lady. There's more than one way to get the job done, or as they say in Finland, "There are many ways, said Grandma, while wiping the table with a cat. . . ." In this charming, gift-worthy collection, renowned kitten rescuer, humane educator, and author Hannah Shaw shares 60 feline-focused phrases gathered during her worldwide travels as an animal advocate. Perfect for cat lovers, language nerds, and avid travelers, Cat Got Your Tongue? presents each saying in its native language along with an English translation, a simple explanation of its meaning and use, and a delightful illustration by New Yorker cartoonist Sophie Lucido Johnson. For example: - Portuguese "Quem n瓊o tem c瓊o ca癟a com gato" or "One who has no dog hunts with a cat" (we must make do with the resources we have).- Yiddish "Vern zol fun dir a blintshik, un di kats zol dikh khapn," or "May you turn into a blintz and be snatched by a cat" (a curse expressing ill will).- Dutch "De kat op het spek binden," or "tie the cat to the bacon" (to forbid something that's very tempting, like kids with a cookie jar). Featuring proverbs from India, France, China, Malaysia, T羹rkiye, Holland, and many more--in languages from Arabic to Spanish--this enchanting little book reveals the central role that cats play in cultures everywhere, whether to impart a wise piece of advice, insult a rude neighbor, or as they say in Romania, to "look like the cat at a calendar" (appear very confused).
We Are All Funny Little Creatures 5
Hilarious and heartwarming doodles capture the quirkiness of life, and sprinkle a little more whimsy for good measure!In her fifth collection of doodles, Margot La Fontaine once again offers up some touching and relatable reflections on everyday life, including those times when we find ourselves thinking ... ?98 original cartoons by Margot La Fontaine.