Billion Dollar Dispute
Harvey Lincoln is an irresistible young billionaire determined to save my parent's failing business. When we start working together he thinks he can charm my pants off, but I'm a single mom with trust issues the size of New York.When my ex-husband is arrested my mother hands me the family business, and I take it as a life raft for me and my son.Harvey thinks he can swoop in and save the day, but I'm not looking for a White Knight. Despite my efforts to keep my distance, he refuses, persistently showing up everywhere I am... including my house.When he confides in me about needing his inheritance to expand his company, I agree to let him help. It doesn't hurt that he's incredibly handsome, with a chiseled jawline, piercing eyes, and a playful personality.The long days and late nights working together cause me to see a softer, sweeter side of Mr. Lincoln. Inch by inch, he breaks down my walls and wins my heart.I only asked for one thing in return: honesty. A promise he seems to have forgotten.
Heart of the Original, 2025 edition
Originality is hated and pretended, but the real thing is beautiful. Heart of the Original is about the strange way people behave when confronted with real originality and the fun of making them behave that way. It's a secret history which explains why the same idea is repeatedly hailed as a breakthrough, how to locate original ideas by thinking spatially, why almost any situation is improved by a berserking hen, why obvious outcomes are declared a surprise and whether humanity wants to survive. It's a creativity manual, a satire and a relief. Annoy your friends and baffle your enemies with this 2025 pocket paperback edition. "Force-fed with ideas until its liver explodes, this is a sizzling and hilarious manifesto where its author means every blazing word. Probably the most astonishing thing you will read during this otherwise lacklustre incarnation." - Alan Moore "This is a manual to creativity that no artist or heavy thinker should be without" - January Magazine"Originality irritates so obscurely you may have to evolve to scratch it" - Jeff Lint "A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes" - Ludwig Wittgenstein
Delusions
In this sharp and darkly funny new essay collection from the New York Times bestselling author, Cazzie David explores the irony and existential crises of leaving youth behind.With her thirtieth birthday fast approaching, Cazzie reflects on the delusions that laid waste to her twenties and reckons with their consequences now that the specter of a new decade is looming. Touching on everything from the pressure to find the "right" partner, dealing with the relentless grip of social media, and navigating body dysmorphic spirals, Delusions cuts through the noise, offering personal anecdotes, sharp cultural criticism, and witty, honest contemplations on the chaos of contemporary adulthood. Cazzie brings her trademark voice--blunt, self-aware, and blisteringly funny--to essays that are as vulnerable as they are biting. An attempt to mature in the span of one year
Enough Is Enuf
A brief and humorous 500-year language history of the Simplified Spelling Movement from advocates like Ben Franklin, C. S. Lewis, and Mark Twain to texts and Twitter.Why does the G in George sound different from the G in gorge? Why does C begin both case and cease? And why is it funny when a philologist faints, but not polight to laf about it? Anyone who has ever had the misfortune to write in English has, at one time or another, struggled with its inconsistent English orthography.So why do we continue to use it? If our system of writing words is so tragically inconsistent, why haven't we standardized it with a new phonetic alphabet, brought it into line? How many brave linguists have ever had the courage to state, in a declaration of phonetic revolt: "Enough is enuf"? The answer: many. In the comic annals of linguistic history, legions of rebel wordsmiths have died on the hill of spelling reform, risking their reputations to bring English into the realm of the rational. This essential guide to language and linguistics is about them: Mark Twain, Ben Franklin, Eliza Burnz, C. S. Lewis, George Bernard Shaw, Charles Darwin, and the innumerable others on both sides of the Atlantic who, for a time in their life, became fanatically occupied with writing thru instead of through, tho for though, laf for laugh, beleev for believe, and dawter for daughter (and tried futilely to get everyone around them to do it too). Henry takes his humorous and informative chronicle right up to today as the language seems to naturally be simplifying to fit the needs of our changing world thanks to technology--from texting to Twitter and emojis, the Simplified Spelling Movement may finally be having its day.This laugh-out-loud journey through our language's chaotic past reveals the forgotten rebels, presidential decrees, and comic failures behind the spelling we use today.Rebel Wordsmiths: Meet the passionate, and often eccentric, advocates for change, from founding father Benjamin Franklin to literary giants like Mark Twain and George Bernard Shaw.Presidential Meddling: Discover the untold story of how President Theodore Roosevelt tried to force simplified spelling on the U.S. government--and how the press and Congress fought back.The Birth of the Dictionary: Uncover the obsessive quest of Noah Webster to create a uniquely American dictionary, smuggling his own simplified spellings into its pages.From Texting to Twitter: Connect the dots from centuries-old reform movements to the shorthand of texting and emojis, and find out why the Simplified Spelling Movement may finally be winning.
Of(f) Course Minister
Responsible government is a simple idea. Under it, public servants are responsible to ministers, ministers are responsible to the parliament, and parliament to the people. This simple idea underpins parliamentary democracies worldwide. Yet deep inside government, an awkward truth is emerging. Rather than supporting responsible government, the relationships between ministers, public servants and the parliament are undermining it. Of(f) Course, Minister takes us behind the closed doors of one of the world's most successful and stable democracies. It examines how a nation formed on Westminster principles is drifting away from the north star of responsible government. It explains why this is happening, what it means for the way government works, and what can be done about it. Sean Innis brings a blend of insight and humour to his tale. The story he tells is uniquely Australian. But it is one which holds lessons for democracies everywhere.
And So, Adieu
The author's previous collection, Stories Savory and Sweet won the 2024 Midwest Independent Publishers Award for humor. With this, her final collection and signature wit and wisdom, Margie Zats invites you to savor once again the quotidian and extraordinary in equal measure. From a heartfelt meditation on what makes the perfect nosh to recounting the time the President gracefully declined her offer of a home cooked brisket dinner, And So, Adieu explores the joys of a life well lived.
You Know You're from Buffalo If...
You Know You're From Buffalo If ... is a delightful, illustrated romp through this one-of-a-kind city. As Adam Zyglis proves, Buffalo is a place that is proud of who it is and likes nothing better than a good laugh, and often at itself. The cartoons in the book are laugh-out-loud funny, tickling the funny bone on every page. Buffalo is in Adam's blood, and you might say You Know You're From Buffalo If... is his love letter to the city, in all its contradictions and resplendent glory. You Know You?re From Buffalo If is the book he was destined to write.
Literary Lapses
Literary Lapses is a collection of humorous essays and stories that showcase sharp wit and keen observations of human nature. The book offers a satirical take on various aspects of life, education, and societal norms, making it a delightful read for those who enjoy clever humor. The opening sections present comical sketches, such as "My Financial Career," where the protagonist hilariously navigates the process of opening a bank account, and "Lord Oxhead's Secret," a farcical tale of an aristocratic English lord trying to keep family secrets while adhering to traditional values, especially concerning his daughter's marriage. These pieces set the stage for a broader exploration of social dynamics, portraying absurdities in everyday situations with a humorous lens. The collection blends comedy with insightful social commentary, highlighting the contradictions and quirks in human behavior, particularly around financial institutions, social status, and relationships. Leacock's ability to provide both humor and thoughtful reflection makes the work an engaging exploration of life's more absurd elements, with each story offering a lighthearted critique of societal conventions.
50 Riddles
I wrote 50 Riddles to spark curiosity, challenge the mind, and bring joy through wordplay. These beautifully illustrated riddles engage readers of all ages, encouraging critical thinking, problem-solving, and creativity. They make learning fun, turning simple words into mysteries waiting to be solved. A book of riddles isn't just about answers, it's about the journey of discovery, the thrill of a well-earned solution, and the joy of seeing the world through a more playful lens.As for me, riddles are a way to connect with my readers, offering playful challenges that bring people together. They also provide a way to preserve the ancient tradition of storytelling, where wisdom is hidden within clever phrasing.
Back At School With The Tucker Twins
Back at School with the Tucker Twins is a lively tale that captures the joy and mischief of returning to boarding school after a summer break. The narrative explores the strong bonds of friendship and the chaos that often accompanies youthful exuberance. The story brings to life the excitement and anticipation of reuniting with friends after time apart, along with the adventures that ensue when the characters navigate their school year. The sense of camaraderie and the fun of shared experiences are at the heart of the plot, highlighting how friendships evolve and grow over time. The novel emphasizes the playful nature of youth, where moments of light-hearted rule-breaking and humorous situations provide both entertainment and lessons about relationships and personal growth. Through the characters' interactions, the story illustrates how friendship and shared memories shape individual identities and group dynamics. The narrative is infused with a sense of nostalgia and fun, focusing on the simplicity and joy of childhood, while also touching on the small challenges and triumphs that come with school life and growing up.
I Can't Believe They Said That!
Get ready to laugh out loud with I Can't Believe They Said That!, a riotous collection of the most outrageous and jaw-dropping zingers exchanged among the rich and famous that will leave you wondering, "Did they really just say that?!" The story of humankind has been filled with prevarication, equivocation, misdirection, and just plain over-the-top things people have said. I Can't Believe They Said That! entertains via shock and humor and flabbergasting things famous people have said--often about each other. Much of it is politically incorrect-- the kind of thing someone will read and then repeat to someone else, saying, "Can you believe they said that?!"
Hold My Cane!
A Hilarious Bucket List Adventure for Anyone Who Refuses to Act Their Age!Forget everything you think you know about life after 60. It's about belly laughs, spontaneous adventures, and proving that age is just a number you can't quite read without your glasses!You'll Discover: �� Ridiculously relatable senior moments that'll have you saying, "Been there, forgot that!"�� Bucket list challenges that prove "growing up" is totally overrated.�� Witty survival tips for navigating technology, grandkids, and the occasional memory lapse.�� Undeniable proof that laughter is the real fountain of youth!Perfect For: ✔️Anyone who considers "acting their age" a personal insult.✔️Gifts for seniors who still have a mischievous glint in their eye.✔️Readers who believe humor is the secret to staying young, vibrant, and delightfully off-kilter.If you're ready to embrace the glorious chaos of aging with a healthy dose of absurdity, "Hold My Cane!" is your new best friend.
Bless Your Heart
Hey, y'all. Welcome to the South! Viral sensation and TikToker Landon Bryant (@LandonTalks) presents his tongue-in-cheek "anthropological dive" into the food, fashion, linguistics, culture, holidays, and traditions of the American South, complete with commentary from famous Southerners, humorous charts, and charming illustrations. "Let's discuss . . ." These two words began the viral sensation that is @LandonTalks led by the sharp-witted, down-home, Mississippi-born Landon Bryant. If there's one thing Landon knows, it's the South. His anthropological dissections of customs and traditions celebrating all things Southern are a mix of humor, history, and head nodding. In his debut book, Landon discusses everything you've ever wanted to know about the South, including why they say the things they say, why they eat the things they eat, and what it really means when someone says, "Bless your heart." Every step of the way, Landon infuses his faux field guide with warmth, whimsy, nostalgia, and his trademark down-to-earth personality with equal measure humor and practical information. If you've ever wondered why Southerners are always clutchin' their pearls or what their affinity is for pecan pie or peanuts and Coke, then this field guide is for you. Learn all about Southern superstitions (think haint blue porches to bottle trees), critter guides (how to spot 'em and how to avoid 'em), to common Southern sayings ("might could" translates to a polite Southern "no"). Chapter by chapter, Landon uses his signature style to study the common Southerner through a voice-driven, heartwarming lens, all the while sending the same message of unity and come-as-you-are hospitality that has made him the indisputable Southern sweetheart of social media.
The Trump Derangement Syndrome Handbook
Have you ever lost a friend, family member, or coworker to full-blown Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS)?���� Do you know someone who hyperventilates at the mention of "Trump 2024?"���� Have you witnessed a meltdown over the mere sight of a red hat?���� Do you fear that political sanity is becoming an endangered species?If so, this book is for you.Welcome to The Trump Derangement Syndrome Handbook-the hilarious, yet shockingly practical, guide that will help you navigate the outrage-fueled madness of modern political discourse.Inside The Trump Derangement Syndrome Handbook, you'll discover: ✅ How to identify TDS in the wild-from "mild annoyance" to "full-scale, foaming-at-the-mouth hysteria."✅ Tactical strategies for surviving Thanksgiving dinner without being disowned.✅ Social media self-defense-how to deal with unhinged Twitter mobs without losing your mind.✅ A workplace survival guide-how to keep your job despite woke coworkers who mistake Slack for a political debate forum.✅ How to handle TDS in relationships-because nothing says romance like arguing about tax policy over dinner.✅ The media's role in keeping people in a constant state of hysteria-and how to break free from the gaslighting.✅ Can TDS be cured? (Spoiler: Yes... but only for the willing.)So grab your copy, protect your sanity, and most importantly-learn to laugh at the madness instead of getting sucked into it.���� Click "Buy Now" and start your TDS survival training today!
