Dad’s Gone Mad!
Dad's Gone Mad!: Volume I is a "punderful" collection of 151 original, never before published dad jokes. Each pun, prank, parody, or passage comes from the wacky mind of a father driven mad while raising three wonderful kids! If you're looking for hundreds of AI mass-produced jokes just keep on going. This book is about quality, not quantity. You won't find any old overused gags you've seen a million times on the internet here either. Inside you'll discover my fresh corny takes on old ideas, some punch lines you see coming from a mile away and others that catch you totally by surprise, and puns galore. In addition, just for fun each page is illustrated to add to the enjoyment of the material. Whether for yourself or for the wannabe comedian in your life, Dad's Gone Mad!: Volume I will provide laughs, chuckles, occasional groans, and enjoyment that you can share time and again with family, friends, and co-workers. Available in both paperback and eBook format it's also a terrific gift for any occasion! Be sure to check all volumes of the Dad's Gone Mad! Series for eye-rolling jokes and entertainment you won't find anywhere else.
100 Places to See After You Die
From New York Times bestselling author and legendary Jeopardy! host and champion Ken Jennings comes a hilarious travel guide to the afterlife, exploring to die for destinations from literature, mythology, and pop culture. Ever wonder which circles of Dante's Inferno have the nicest accommodations? Where's the best place to grab a bite to eat in the ancient Egyptian underworld? How does one dress like a local in the heavenly palace of Hinduism's Lord Vishnu, or avoid the flesh-eating river serpents in the Klingon afterlife? What hidden treasures can be found off the beaten path in Hades, Valhalla, or TV's The Good Place? Find answers to all those questions and more about the world(s) to come in this eternally entertaining book from Ken Jennings. Written in the style of iconic bestselling travel guides, Jennings wryly outlines journeys through the afterlife, as dreamed up over 5,000 years of human history by our greatest prophets, poets, mystics, artists, and TV showrunners. This comprehensive index of 100 different afterlife destinations was meticulously researched from sources ranging from the Epic of Gilgamesh to modern-day pop songs, video games, and Simpsons episodes. Get ready for whatever post-mortal destiny awaits you, whether it's an astral plane, a Hieronymus Bosch hellscape, or the baseball diamond from Field of Dreams. Fascinating, funny, and irreverent, this "gung-ho travel guide to Heaven, Hell, and beyond" (The New Yorker) will help you create your very own bucket list--for after you've kicked the bucket.
Aliens about Humans
Every seasoned alien infiltrator who has ever had to operate undercover as a human will concur: humans are not an easy species to make sense of. Their behaviours and interactions are mostly contradictory. Their codes, traditions, and beliefs are utterly bizarre. Should you, fellow alien, ever have to go undercover as a human, make sure to read this manual first.ALIENS ABOUT HUMANS: The Undercover Alien's Handbook on Successful Infiltration offers an extraterrestrial perspective on human society through a blend of dark comedy and sharp satire. This parody manual for aliens humorously explains in a pseudo-scientific way how humans work and think, and how an undercover alien should navigate all the peculiarities and dysfunctions of humanity to avoid being compromised. By viewing the world through an alien lens, it exposes inconsistencies and flaws in everything from everyday items we take for granted to ethical norms, religion, and societal structures.Born from the popular Twitter account Aliens About Humans (@HumansExplained), known for its blunt and humorous takes, this book develops the ongoing gag about the fictitious alien infiltrator Zorn and introduces new characters in a hilarious side story, enhancing the cultural misunderstandings and satirical commentary its fans adore. If you relish the wit of Douglas Adams's The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and the blunt buffoonery of Diane Morgan's Philomena Cunk, this parody and satire novel is your ticket to a refreshing and brutally disarming view of humanity from an alien viewpoint.
Pressure Point
Anyone who reads, watches, or listens to the news these days knows that the political perspective on life events - and especially ecological disasters - can be unconvincing at best. The responses and opinions offered by some politicians range from platitudes to propaganda, and often look more like efforts to besmirch the reputations of their political opponents than attempts to discover the truth behind a calamity. But what if they went off-script and told us what they really think? Or better yet, what they really know?Pressure Point: A series of mishandled events is a lighthearted look at how environmental news stories might be framed if our politicians threw off the shackles of protocol, public relations, and party dogma and let their inside voices run amuck. I hope you find the interviews entertaining and thought-provoking.
Turkish Delight
Join in on a week filled with laughter, romance, colourful cocktails and language, and honest conversations between good friends + just a little bit of craziness!Maya, Charlotte, June and Cecilia have been friends for more than 20 years and have shared each other's ups and downs throughout life. Now that they're in their 40s, they have decided to go on a holiday to Turkey together. A country none of them have travelled in before. We cross paths with the girls while they're getting ready for their holiday and they invite us to tag along for a week of sun and fun in the beautiful coastal town of Cennet. Together, they have to find their way in a country and a culture that's like nothing they've ever experienced. Throughout their week together, they create lasting memories and uncover surprising, unexpected, and shocking aspects of each other. Because why is the shy Cecilia so much more tense and uptight than usual? What does the perfect Charlotte hide from her husband - and from her friends? Will the fun-loving Maya overcome her insecurities, what is the confident June's big secret, and is something going to happen with Haci, the cute waiter from the restaurant? And last but not least: What the heck is Turkish Delight?!____________________________________________________________A WORD FROM THE AUTHOR: Turkish Delight is a story that is highly inspired from nearly 20 years of escapades and observations during holidays in Turkey. That means that the overall vibe of this book most likely will feel very familiar and relatable to many others who have been on holiday in lovely Turkey (or other similar places), AND are on the "wrinkly" side of their 40s.;-)We have all experienced relaxing holiday moods, lovely trips to the beach, and a lot of fun and laughter with friends and family. But, because of these real-life components in the narrative, this book also contains loads of alcohol, cheesy and tacky humour, swear words, and a lot of banter between good friends. Is this book for you?In all honesty ... If you normally don't find this type of literature funny or/and entertaining, this book is probably not for you, and I would advise against reading it.;-) However! If you normally enjoy this type of story, you will most likely totally love this sunny feel-good holiday adventure.
Those Who Can't Do
Celebrating a love of the quirk and despair we all experience in this odd thing called life, Those Who Can't Do is a collection of essays combining humor with more serious reflections on the nature of existence. Many of the essays explore the often bizarre world of teaching while maintaining one's sanity and creativity. The simple pen and ink drawings provided by the author's sister-in-law (another teacher) prove a wonderful accompaniment to the pieces. Readers who can enjoy both the absurdity and beauty of life will delight in both the words and pictures comprising this unique collection.
Dearly Befuddled
For those who find life mysterious and lovely, filled with both gut-wrenching despair and gut-shaking humor, Dearly Befuddled offers a collection of essays delving into the vastness of human experience and imagination. Written by Katherine Finstuen and illustrated by Jessica Lyman Finstuen, this follow-up to their first collaborative effort, Those Who Can't Do, will once again elicit laughter, poignancy, thought, and a sense of wonder.
Knotted
In the heart of New Zealand's breathtaking landscapes, "Knotted" by Michelle Holman unfolds a compelling tale of love, loss, and unexpected connections. When Daneka Lawton's world crumbles following the death of her twin sister, she's left to navigate the complexities of grief while caring for her niece and nephew. Her life, already knotted with challenges, tangles further with the arrival of a stranger from across the seas-Ross Fabello, a man with a claim to her family she can neither ignore nor accept.As Daneka and Ross clash, their lives become as intertwined as the very knots they struggle to untie. Holman weaves a story rich with humour, emotional depth, and the promise of new beginnings. Set against the stunning backdrop of semi-rural New Zealand, "Knotted" invites readers into a world where the past and present collide, secrets unravel, and love finds a way through the most tangled of circumstances.Dive into "Knotted" and experience a journey of healing, the power of family, and the unexpected ways love can reforge broken bonds.
Nancy and Sluggo's Guide to Life
If you were alive in twentieth-century America, you knew Ernie Bushmiller's Nancy--and this new collection assembles some of the greatest strips featuring the much-loved cartoon icon and her pug-nosed companion, Sluggo. The newspaper cartoonist Ernie Bushmiller once admitted that "all my characters are conceived in desperation." Nancy was no exception. She was the niece of the star of his other strip, Fritzi Ritzi, and meant to serve as a throwaway gag character. But Nancy could not be contained: Within a few years, Bushmiller's strip had been renamed for her, and she had begun her ascent into the pantheon of cartooning greats. Nancy, along with on-and-off boyfriend Sluggo, delivered absurd laughs to readers for decades, all rendered in Bushmiller's distinctive line that cartoonist Denis Kitchen once called "geometric perfection." A masterpiece of humor and cartooning, Nancy earned both scorn and acclaim for decades, serving as a muse (and sometimes punching bag) for the likes of Andy Warhol, Joe Brainard, Gary Panter, Matt Groening, and more. This collection of Bushmiller's Nancy brings together a selection from the beloved Kitchen Sink Press editions of Nancy strips, including How Sluggo Survives! and Nancy Eats Food, as well as a number of newly selected cartoons. Together, this wide-ranging collection offers a chance for readers to experience the full range of Bushmiller's absurd humor and unexpected visual delights. As Nancy once said: "Anything can happen in a comic strip!"
Our Teacher Ate Our Homework!
Is your teacher acting a bit... off?One day, she's assigning homework; the next, she's munching on it like a snack! What could possibly drive a dedicated educator to such lengths? Could it be the endless grading, the chorus of "I forgot my pencil," or perhaps Johnny's latest classroom antics?My Teacher Ate My Homework is a side-splitting tribute to the unsung heroes of the classroom. Through whimsical rhymes and playful illustrations, this book offers a peek into the delightful chaos teachers navigate daily.Perfect for: Teacher Appreciation Week giftsEnd-of-year classroom surprisesBack-to-school humorRead-alouds that spark laughter and discussionIf you and your little ones enjoyed Our Class is a Family, you'll adore this humorous take on the teacher-student dynamic.Reader Discretion: This book might just be more relatable (and hilarious) for adults than kids! "A hilarious story that EVERY teacher will relate to!" -Ryan, Teacher KS"A phenomenal book to thank teachers!" Joslyn, Parent/Teacher AZ"A book that will capture EVER child's attention! Brilliant!" -Marilynn, Parent TN"A reality of the life of a teacher!" -Ashley, Teacher OH"A perfect book to teach kids about the love their teacher has for them too!" -Brienne, Parent/Teacher OK
Just Another Dick
Just Another Dick, The Presumptuous Memoir of a Truly Unimportant Person is the riotous story of a man who started at the bottom as a jerk of all trades, made all the wrong choices, but eventually rose to respectability in an unconventional way. Dick's adventures, or misadventures, began when he was kicked out of college, went to work in Atlantic City tending bar before he was old enough to legally drink, had a sixteen-hour engagement, spent two wacky years in the Army in post WWII Germany, ran a car and motorcycle racetrack, talked his way into a respectable career in radio sales, eventually becoming the youngest General Manager of a New York City radio station. He also worked for Ed Koch in his successful campaign for Congress before starting an advertising agency with his wife that morphed into the music industry's premier go-to agency.Just Another Dick's story is about an exceptional life, in a bygone era, humorously told, with its many bumps along the way. It's a beautiful (and funny!) illustration of how a mid-twentieth century young man took the road less traveled, and still ended up where he wanted to be. Proving that if he can do it, anyone can.
The Saints of John's Two-Mass
When I read that John makes straight the way for the lords of life to come before him. I thought this passage was referring to the late "straight-shooting" senator John McCain. That was my asinine assumption until I saw President Barack Obama use the name and tall stature of his secretary of state to figuratively demonstrate to the entire world that his tall John is Kerry.As I watched the Kerry moon washing its tone white with a D-crescent to reveal the hunchback moon-child on fortnights before restoring its dark tone with a C-crescent. I felt the need to scour the town of Washington DC to home in on the late John Adams, he second US president to to rule over many a damsel in distress from the temptation of the biblical snake.Please uncoil like a snake and join me on this literary journey to watch Merlin, magically mimic the Moon Roe, by pulling a jack rabbit like John Kennedy, from the rich man's upside down tall tan hat.To ken why all gracious Johns rise and fall, like the Kennedys rise and fall, I had to contract the help of detective John Shaft, the hardest working dick on the force to copulate and place the pole's icemen therein his piss toll on the streets, like bullets from his pistol.Detective John Shaft, discovered detective John McClane shouting, "Yippee ki-yay motherfucker" with a cocked gun that goes off bang-bang and shoot 'em up in air-ports, like a clan of macs in his piss toll.
The Dhammapada
The DHAMMAPADA is a collection of sayings of the Buddha in verse form and one of the most widely read and best known Buddhist scriptures. The original version of the DHAMMAPADA is in the Khuddaka Nikaya, a division of the Pali Canon of Theravada Buddhism.The Buddhist scholar and commentator Buddhaghosa explains that each saying recorded in the collection was made on a different occasion in response to a unique situation that had arisen in the life of the Buddha and his monastic community. His commentary, the Dhammapada Atthakatha, presents the details of these events and is a rich source of legend for the life and times of the Buddha.
I Pissed In Some Guy's Bottle Of...
The Only Memoir That Doubles As a Self-Help BookYou might think I Pissed In Some Guy's Bottle Of.... is just another stupid memoir written by some guy trying to get his rocks off. But Leslie's life story is more a how-to book than autobiography-one packed with everything a person needs to right life's wrongs.Inside you'll learn how to get even with jerks, how to get the last laugh on somebody who thought they got it, and how to stick it to the man. And that's just three of the practical life lessons found in this book. Don't even try to imagine the others unless you've also been caught counterfeiting, gone to a prostitute and came home a virgin, or lied to your psychiatrist like Leslie has.If you've ever been pissed off, it's time to read I Pissed In Some Guy's Bottle Of.... And as an added incentive to start right now, the author promises an ending that will leave you speechless.
The Saints of John's Two-Mass
When I read that John makes straight the way for the lords of life to come before him. I thought this passage was referring to the late "straight-shooting" senator John McCain. That was my asinine assumption until I saw President Barack Obama use the name and tall stature of his secretary of state to figuratively demonstrate to the entire world that his tall John is Kerry.As I watched the Kerry moon washing its tone white with a D-crescent to reveal the hunchback moon-child on fortnights before restoring its dark tone with a C-crescent. I felt the need to scour the town of Washington DC to home in on the late John Adams, he second US president to to rule over many a damsel in distress from the temptation of the biblical snake.Please uncoil like a snake and join me on this literary journey to watch Merlin, magically mimic the Moon Roe, by pulling a jack rabbit like John Kennedy, from the rich man's upside down tall tan hat.To ken why all gracious Johns rise and fall, like the Kennedys rise and fall, I had to contract the help of detective John Shaft, the hardest working dick on the force to copulate and place the pole's icemen therein his piss toll on the streets, like bullets from his pistol.Detective John Shaft, discovered detective John McClane shouting, "Yippee ki-yay motherfucker" with a cocked gun that goes off bang-bang and shoot 'em up in air-ports, like a clan of macs in his piss toll.
The View From Out Back
The word "Essay" comes from the French, "Essai" which means a "try" or an "attempt". The "attempts" contained in this collection are random tries at capturing a moment, an observation or an elusive thought. They're meant to be read individually and not as one single, beautifully flowing narrative. They're offered as they came to me, sometimes suddenly and sometimes over a number of years. I've tried to capture ideas and to demonstrate a remarkable phenomenon: That what is obvious to some is big news to everybody else.
I Was Hoping to Age Like a Fine Wine But I'm Feeling More Like an Avocado
I Was Hoping to Age Like a Fine Wine But I'm Feeling More Like an Avocado is a compilation of true stories about getting older, parenting, grandparenting, moving, and trying to purge decades worth of stuff. In this, her third book, Marlene Kern Fischer writes about the annoying memory lapses that come with aging and how she and her husband frequently play tag-team-recall to piece together things they've forgotten. She discusses how getting older requires grace, humor, and good friends who understand where you're at because they're there also. Citing her feisty mother-in-law as an example of thriving in old age, Marlene offers practical suggestions on how to keep going even when everything hurts. Having made the decision to move from the house in which she raised her family, Marlene optimistically begins to whittle down her alarmingly abundant array of stuff, which include her kids' artwork and items from her own childhood. With a dumpster to motivate her, she starts purging, only to find the process daunting and seemingly endless. Simultaneously, the construction of their new home unfolds as a comedy of errors, plagued by unmet promises from the initial contractor and uninvited geese. Amidst the chaos reminiscent of a Money Pit scenario, Marlene endeavors to maintain her sanity with a newfound hobby in crocheting, albeit with less-than-stellar results, while her husband tries different approaches to get the geese to leave. As a mother of three sons, Marlene is thrilled when she learns she is going to be a grandmother. Will it be a boy or a girl? What will the baby call her? These questions, along with how things have changed since she had her own kids, are explored in the chapter "Journey Towards Grandparenthood." With her trademark wit and relatable stories, many of which originally appeared on her Facebook blog Thoughts From Aisle 4, Marlene welcomes you into her world which might feel a lot like your own. I Was Hoping to Age Like a Fine Wine But Am Feeling More Like an Avocado is your ticket to laughs, tears, and everything in between - whether you're lounging on a beach or cozied up at home.
How to Baby
A wryly personal and deeply relatable graphic memoir skewering the "traditional" parenting book to chronicle the absurdities, frustrations, and soaring joys of new parenthood--from the acclaimed New Yorker cartoonist and authorA NEW YORKER BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR How do you know if you're ready to have a baby? How do you know if you might be pregnant? And how do you deal with peeing all the time and being hungry all the time and fielding well-meaning but kind of insulting advice and finding a doula and being dropped by your old friends and learning why it's called mom brain and not dad brain and the tyranny of the milestones you're not meeting and negotiating boundaries with in-laws and realizing that your heart now exists outside of your chest and in the body of this tiny little being whose entire existence depends on the quality of your care? To tackle these questions and many others, award-winning cartoonist and memoirist Liana Finck began illustrating her early years of motherhood, giving images and language to her insecurities, frustrations, and wild joy. In How to Baby, Liana takes her witty and lacerating cartoons ("Hobbies for Pregnant Women: Waiting on Hold with the Insurance Company") and weaves them together with comic essays ("You Married a Brute. Worse. You're a Nag: Go Ahead and Argue with Each Other"), handy lists ("Nesting. The Comprehensive List of What to Buy and Why Getting Things Used Is Dangerous and Unamerican"), and profound observations. Together, these brilliant pieces form an immersive and comprehensive narrative whole--a baby book, a resource, and an emotional balm--for our time.
Self-Made Men
Stephen Leacock headed the political science and economics departments at McGill University in Toronto and established a notable reputation as an academic economist. He also wrote humorous essays. Many of his friends presumed he wrote them in idle moments when his wearied brain was unable to perform the serious labors of the economist. In fact, it was exactly the opposite. He found it no challenge to write instructive, academic stuff fortified by facts and figures, but to write something straight out of one's mind that was worth reading for its own sake was an arduous contrivance that he claims he only accomplished in fortunate moments.Yet somehow between the years 1915 and 1925, Leacock became the most popular humorist in the English speaking world. He consistently forced belly laughter by poking fun at people's foolish acts and ideas and excelled at adroitly balancing cutting satire with over-the-top absurdity. In one way or another, these six Leacock essays humorously address the perception of success in life, primarily as it pertains to wealth and health. As Leacock tells it, the successful pursuit of wealth or health tends to distort how people perceive themselves, a distortion that might be remedied if they were to add the undisciplined intake of food, smoke, and drink into their lives. As this example shows, Leacock's satire is too far over the top to be mean-spirited. It never descends into harsh analysis of the human condition. In absurdity he found the key to poking fun at the human condition in a way that appeals to everyone, including the specific segments of the population being targeted with his satire.
Funny France
Get ready to embark on a side-splitting adventure through the land of baguettes and berets! In this delightful book, embark on a whimsical adventure through the cultural quirks and comedic charms of France. From croissant conundrums to existential musings over caf矇 au lait, this collection of short texts and quirky illustrations offers a light-hearted peek into the heart and humor of French life. Join us as we unravel the mysteries behind the clich矇s and unveil the laughter lurking behind every corner of the City of Light. So grab your beret, brush up on your French phrases, and get ready to laugh your way through Funny France!
The Year of Living Constitutionally
The New York Times bestselling author of The Year of Living Biblically chronicles his hilarious adventures in attempting to follow the original meaning of the Constitution, as he searches for answers to one of the most pressing issues of our time: How should we interpret America's foundational document? "I don't know how I learned so much while laughing so hard."--Andy Borowitz A.J. Jacobs learned the hard way that donning a tricorne hat and marching around Manhattan with a 1700s musket will earn you a lot of strange looks. In the wake of several controversial rulings by the Supreme Court and the on-going debate about how the Constitution should be interpreted, Jacobs set out to understand what it means to live by the Constitution. In The Year of Living Constitutionally, A.J. Jacobs tries to get inside the minds of the Founding Fathers by living as closely as possible to the original meaning of the Constitution. He asserts his right to free speech by writing his opinions on parchment with a quill and handing them out to strangers in Times Square. He consents to quartering a soldier, as is his Third Amendment right. He turns his home into a traditional 1790s household by lighting candles instead of using electricity, boiling mutton, and--because women were not allowed to sign contracts-- feebly attempting to take over his wife's day job, which involves a lot of contract negotiations. The book blends unforgettable adventures--delivering a handwritten petition to Congress, applying for a Letter of Marque to become a legal pirate for the government, and battling redcoats as part of a Revolutionary War reenactment group--with dozens of interviews from constitutional experts from both sides. Jacobs dives deep into originalism and living constitutionalism, the two rival ways of interpreting the document. Much like he did with the Bible in The Year of Living Biblically, Jacobs provides a crash course on our Constitution as he experiences the benefits and perils of living like it's the 1790s. He relishes, for instance, the slow thinking of the era, free from social media alerts. But also discovers the progress we've made since 1789 when married women couldn't own property. Now more than ever, Americans need to understand the meaning and value of the Constitution. As politicians and Supreme Court Justices wage a high-stakes battle over how literally we should interpret the Constitution, A.J. Jacobs provides an entertaining yet illuminating look into how this storied document fits into our democracy today.
Crazy Grandma Coloring Book for Adults 3
★Crazy Grandma Coloring Book Vol. 3★Grandma went crazy!! But no matter what, we just love them: ) The coloring book includes54 pp.8,5x8,5"black backsides - no pushing throughgrandmas making faceswith crazy haircutshaving fun being sillyA perfect gift for all grandma lovers, portrait coloring fans.
Finding Life's Meaning In Your Mum Pants!
Mum life can be fun, well, as fun as you make it, and by make it I mean skydiving in only your big mum pants, screeching towards earth like a fallen angel trying to find her wings and purpose in life.This story has real life scenarios, covered with humour and folded in profanity, like the never-ending laundry basket!If you get very easily offended by swearing or harmless humour, then this book may not be to your liking. But, if you want to open up an easy-to-read funny and feel good story which has some love, lust, swearing, humour and some real-life antics, then it could be perfect for you. Fiction meets the real world.
Get Smarter. Be Amazed
Powerful Fuel for Igniting Interesting ConversationsAre you a lifelong learner? Would you like to add to your knowledge of music, cinema, sports and many other subjects? This entertaining book will provide you with fascinating information that you will eagerly share with your friends at your next gathering. The stories in this compendium contain an abundance of information from general trivia to obscure historical events and characters. The short easily digestible chapters are not only intended to enlighten but also to entertain. Readers of Ted's anecdotes constantly react with "I never knew that!". You will go to your next weekend get-together, prepared to elucidate and amuse your friends. You'll discover: Why Prohibition was the worst idea in American history.Which women were members of the original Hollywood Rat Pack.The statistically proven toughest categories on "Jeopardy!"The only Beatles song that featured a Moog synthesizer.Why there is a huge uptick of French Bulldogs in urban neighborhoods.The only two cities that have faced each other in the major four sports' championships.The actors who were turned down for "The Godfather" and "The Graduate". People across the globe look forward to Ted's entertaining and informative Friday blogs to get their weekend off to a great start. "Stories for the Weekend" provides a wealth of information across a broad array of subjects. You will appreciate the author's keen wit and look forward to bringing up his stories at your next gathering.
Shoutout from the Ok Canal, 2nd Edition
A light-hearted romp from Long Island to Key West intended to entertain those with an appreciation for a unique sense of humor. Wordplay and puns abound after decades of compiling.
The Principal Chronicles Two/Too/II/As Well
David Garlick, your favourite educational storyteller, is back with a new collection of short stories: The Principal Chronicles Two/Too/II/As Well. It's a 'mostly true' memoir that follows Garlick from pre-school to post retirement. The majority of stories, such as "At the Intersection of Adolescence and Technology," "Three A.M. Hypochondria," and "Kid, Your Dad Knows Everybody," display a gentle sense of humour that will have you laughing and turning the page to get to the next story. Others, like "They've Already Won," will grab at your heartstrings. Some stories do a bit of both.Every aspect of Garlick's career is dealt with, from student to teacher to vice-principal and principal to retiree. The stories show the rollercoaster ride that is education, whether you're the student, teacher or principal. As one reviewer of the first book said, "If you are a teacher, were a teacher, or know a teacher, this is a must read!"Although the target audience of The Principal Chronicles was intended to be educators, people from all walks of life, and all ages have found the stories relatable and enjoyable. People who finished that book wanting more will love Two/Too/II/As Well. As long as you like to laugh, this book is for you!
Wisdom Gone Wrong
Wisdom and wise sayings have been around throughout the ages. Wisdom Gone Wrong reveals the flip side of both wisdom and wise sayings by illustrating them in a comprehensive and humorous light. These enjoyable limerick-like stories show how important they still are in our daily lives today.
The Principal Chronicles Two/Too/II/As Well
David Garlick, your favourite educational storyteller, is back with a new collection of short stories: The Principal Chronicles Two/Too/II/As Well. It's a 'mostly true' memoir that follows Garlick from pre-school to post retirement. The majority of stories, such as "At the Intersection of Adolescence and Technology," "Three A.M. Hypochondria," and "Kid, Your Dad Knows Everybody," display a gentle sense of humour that will have you laughing and turning the page to get to the next story. Others, like "They've Already Won," will grab at your heartstrings. Some stories do a bit of both.Every aspect of Garlick's career is dealt with, from student to teacher to vice-principal and principal to retiree. The stories show the rollercoaster ride that is education, whether you're the student, teacher or principal. As one reviewer of the first book said, "If you are a teacher, were a teacher, or know a teacher, this is a must read!"Although the target audience of The Principal Chronicles was intended to be educators, people from all walks of life, and all ages have found the stories relatable and enjoyable. People who finished that book wanting more will love Two/Too/II/As Well. As long as you like to laugh, this book is for you!
AffirSLAYtions
The Queen of the South and Mother of the House of Sugarbaker, Miss Terra Cotta Sugarbaker, has been the Executive Director of Atlanta Drag Story Hour since 2017. Her work has received global acclaim as part of an international movement seeking to share a love of reading through a lens of diversity and inclusion. When not pursuing world peace, she is interested in world domination. Her motto is "Reading Books & Serving Looks!""Everyone needs someone to cheer us on, but there's no voice more powerful than our own. Miss Terra Cotta Sugarbaker helps us speak up and stand out with this fierce collection of affirmations so you always have the words to slay the day!" --Flamy Grant, Billboard-charting singer-songwriter and drag queenIn a world that too often wants us to dim our lights, Miss Terra Cotta Sugarbaker encourages us all to shine as our brightest selves. Whether you need a pick-me up, a pre-loaded comeback, or an attitude makeover, her heartfelt quips (and gorgeous glamour shots) are a fabulous way to slay your day! - Lil Miss Hot Mess, author of The Hips on the Drag Queen Go Swish, Swish, Swish and If You're a Drag Queen and You Know It
Oh, Bother
Welcome back to the Hundred Acre Wood as Winnie-the-Pooh and friends acclimate to the joys and worries of the 21st century in this heartfelt parody. Named a "Best Comedy Book of 2024" by Vulture The world has changed in the hundred years since A. A. Milne introduced us to Winnie-the-Pooh and his pals, but that doesn't mean our lovable friends haven't adapted to life in the twenty-first century. In this heartwarming, laugh-out-loud parody, Jennie Egerdie, author of the celebrated Frog and Toad are Doing Their Best, takes us along for some marvelous misadventures as the gang grapples with modern life's headaches and pesky predicaments. Like the rest of us, Pooh worries about what the dwindling bee population will do to his beloved honey, while Owl discovers how far too easily misinformation can spread online. Kanga hopes she can have a night off from raising Roo, and Eeyore is finally taking care of his mental health with the help of Dr Festinker, the neighborhood therapist (and skunk). Things may not always make sense in our world, but Winnie-the-Pooh always bounds ahead, day by day and smackerel by smackerel.
A Husband's Take on the Menopause!
I think it's fair to say the idea of writing the book came by sheer accident. The foundations were laid, when my wife had vocalised an issue she had with me, leaving dirty laundry on the bedroom floor. Not much I could do at this point but bow my head in shame, whilst she delivered an ear bashing. Then feeling somewhat deflated, I found myself needing a little victory, it was at this point, I decided to post our converse on social media. Of course, I twisted the truth and used humour as a tactic, not just to get victory, but hoped it would make her and others laugh, and it did just that. This opened a door, and over the next six days menopausal madness was a catalyst for comedic value. We had so much positive feedback, I had my arm bent to turn these 7 days into the book it is today. Like our marriage, it's a blueprint of chaos and laughter!
Dark Brandon and the Evil King Con
A MUST-READ IF YOU VALUE YOUR FREEDOMSThis is a children's story -- for freedom-loving adults -- about how Americans could lose their democracy in 2024, and what they can do to save it.It's the tale of Dark Brandon and Imah Con, two powerful presidents with opposite moral values, who fight each other in two of the greatest battles for American democracy the country has ever known.One championed women's rights, consumers' rights, voting rights, workers' rights, civil rights, human rights, climate change protections, and defended the Constitution. The other eroded those rights and protections, led a failed insurrection to stay in power, and tried to come back to rule as a tyrannical king.With simple language and 22 whimsical, color illustrations this book tracks the rise of a callous, power-hungry man who brought the USA to the brink of tyranny and the decent, wise man who can beat him twice to keep the country free.Give copies of this 28-page story book to your family and friends as a gentle but urgent reminder of what's at stake in the 2024 presidential election. Then vote early or on November 5, 2024."Not voting is not a protest. It is a surrender." - Keith Ellison"Bad officials are elected by good people who don't vote." - George Jean Nathan
Transformation Of Shiva From Myth To Man
The present book Transformation of Shiva from Myth to Man is an effort to decode the symbols related to the Shiva of Devdutt Pattanaik and Amish Tripathi in the light of mythological stance and present the most humane side of him. He is studied as a myth, as a man, a family man and God of transformation. His blue throat, Somras as Evil, Number Three, God of Destruction and Ash Bearer, Snake or Nagas, Aum, Ardhnarishwar, snow-clad mountain, all these core symbols that enwrap persona of Shiva are elucidated. Its an effort to demystify the myth of this ancient lord and awake young generation about enriched and the most valued Indian culture.
The 211/2 Probable Laws of Mediocrity
So, You Think Your Life Can't Get Any Worse? Don't Sell Yourself Short. It Can!Dive into the delightfully satirical pages of The 211/2 Probable Laws of Mediocrity (c)-a book that masterfully employs reverse psychology, wrapped in layers of humor and wit, to deliver a message that's both amusing and unexpectedly insightful.This isn't your average self-help book. In fact, it boldly positions itself as the antithesis, playfully challenging readers to engage in a bit of self-reflection by presenting a guide on how to achieve a life of spectacular mediocrity.Through its tongue-in-cheek examination of the laws that govern a half-hearted approach to life, this book cleverly invites you to reconsider your current attitudes and the subtle ways they may be sabotaging the quality of your existence. Each chapter, brimming with irony and jest, serves as a mirror, reflecting back the absurdities of our all-too-human tendency to settle for less, procrastinate, and deflect responsibility.But here's the twist: By outlining a roadmap to mediocrity with such humor and precision, The 211/2 Probable Laws of Mediocrity ingeniously encourages you to do the exact opposite. It's a master class in reverse psychology, cloaked in comedic genius. The more you read about embracing laziness, avoiding risk, and following the crowd, the more you find yourself questioning why anyone would choose this path-and that's precisely the point.The 211/2 Laws of Mediocrity provide the reader with...Reverse Psychology Approach: Find yourself motivated to achieve more by reading how gloriously unsatisfying mediocrity can be.Satire that Inspires: Through humor and irony, reconsider your life choices and the paths to genuine fulfillment.A Call to Action (or Inaction): Each law paradoxically pushes you to defy its advice, stirring a rebellious desire to strive for your very best.Author Sebastien Richard cleverly makes you laugh at the notion of striving for nothingness while subtly nudging you to examine the choices that lead to unfulfillment. It's a nudge to rebel against the book's own advice, to aspire for more than mediocrity, and to rekindle the desire to pursue genuine passions and goals.So, go ahead, pick up this book if you're ready for a humorous escapade that will leave you not only entertained but also inspired to break free of the mediocrity that so easily entangles us.
Go Away
In early September 2023, I left the sanctity of my Brisbane home and sallied forth on a four-month adventure across Asia and Europe. I travelled, for the most part, alone, joined in a couple of locations by my wife. One fine afternoon, as we discussed the travelogue I would write about the trip, I was inspired by what to use as a title. Go Away, with its subtle as a sledgehammer double meaning, seemed appropriate.The title and writing style were inspired by one of my favourite writers, Paul Theroux. The journey he undertook to write his genre-defining travel book, The Great Railway Bazaar, also took four months. Never writing a particularly positive account of the countries he passes through, or the people he meets, towards the end of the book Theroux becomes even more curmudgeonly. This is mainly because he is missing his wife and the comfort of home. Desperate to make it home for Christmas, he struggles with flight, ship and train cancellations caused by bad weather.I knew how he felt. Not that I wanted to be home for Christmas, but I would rather not have spent it suffering a dose of COVID in Vietnam. There's no denying that four months is a long time to be away.It wasn't all bad though. Far from it. I loved the people and sights of Romania. I learnt much about the history of Paris thanks to two days spent, in the rain, with a friend who lives there and is a passionate and knowledgeable history teacher. Italy was a feast of pizza and wine with some historical marvels thrown in. Bangkok, as always, was mostly fun.
Fables for the Frivolous
"Fables for the Frivolous" is an ancient Humorous story book written by Guy Wetmore Carryl. This classic fables collection is a delightful anthology of wit and whimsy, offering readers a treasure trove of literary humor and entertaining bedtime stories for adults. Carryl's satirical storytelling shines through in this short story anthology, where each fable is crafted with cleverness and charm. From talking animals to mischievous characters, his tales are filled with humor and insight, making them perfect for readers of all ages. As you journey through this literary humor book, you'll encounter a menagerie of colorful characters and timeless lessons woven into the fabric of each fable. Whether you're seeking a lighthearted bedtime story or a thought-provoking satire, "Fables for the Frivolous" promises to entertain and enchant. Guy Wetmore Carryl's mastery of the genre is evident in every page, making this collection a must-have addition to any reader's library. So, curl up with this whimsical book and let Carryl's whimsical fables transport you to a world of laughter and imagination."
Let My People Laugh
In Let My People Laugh, director, producer, and humorist Sal Litvak takes the reader on a joyous journey through the rich tapestry of Jewish humor, where wit and wisdom intertwine in the most delightful ways. This collection, curated with care and love, brings together the most timeless and hilarious Jewish jokes, ensuring laughter for readers of all backgrounds. From the bustling streets of Brooklyn to the serene shtetls of Eastern Europe, Jewish humor has always been a cornerstone of the culture, a unique way to cope with adversity and celebrate life's absurdities. This book captures that spirit, presenting jokes that have been passed down through generations, alongside contemporary classics that will leave you chuckling and nodding in agreement. Whether you're looking for a lighthearted escape, a way to connect with your heritage, or the perfect joke to share at your next family gathering, Let My People Laugh has something for everyone. Perfect as a gift or a delightful addition to your personal library, this book will remind you why laughter truly is the best medicine.
Still No Kids & Still Ok
Author Ellen Metter wrote the first humor book on the childfree choice, Cheerfully Childless, at the turn of the 21st century. Still No Kids looks at the childfree choice a quarter century later and asks, "Hey, how did that work out?""Humor has helped Metter communicate with others about a topic she says is misunderstood by a family-oriented culture."- ABCNews.comStill No Kids works for those who just want to laugh or as an enjoyable launching point for the serious discussion of reproductive choice. Now that Ellen Metter is nearly old enough to get "Save the Date" invites from the Grim Reaper, she's ready to share an illustrated, light-hearted look at an intentionally childfree life, as well as an appreciation for those who do parenting with love, patience, and not too many screaming meltdowns. There's less pressure these days to make lots of dimply babies. But what about the indecision that would-be parents experience as they consider their choices? Or the subtle societal nagging that says having zero children will lead to a lonely life with only Netflix and a grizzled old guy with no teeth as your friends? Still No Kids & Still OK is for everyone!It's for those considering a stroll down the toy-strewn path.It's for those who said, "Hell, no, I won't glow!" and never looked back.It's for parents who will read this in the bathroom for about a minute at a time and appreciate and understand every word.And it's for anyone looking for a good laugh!Book club questions included. Other books by Denver author Ellen Metter include the sci fi novel Transference and the open educational resource Researching 101. She's worked as an academic librarian at the University of Colorado and a radio announcer for WPST and WDHA in New Jersey.
Colin Doesn't Call the Help Desk
Colin, Graham, Bob and the team are back, with more irreverent tales from the corporate world. Colin is simply a koala who wants to make a difference. Eager to add value, lean in and answer the question - Do we still need to buy lunch after we grab the low hanging fruit? Fail to Plan and You Plan to FailGraham is unconvinced when Agile Coach Lynda suggests that as part of developing the customer requirements, his key stakeholder should be customers. Colin offers to help him source information from the Data Analysis Reporting Team, but will he be able to order a life jacket to arrive in time for him to effectively navigate the data lake? A Company is Only as Good as its PeopleWhen the annual culture survey results are announced, Bob discovers he has scored badly in the area of trust, and insists the team be transparent and to own up to their anonymous comments. Meanwhile Colin is excited to have the chance to help tackle the biggest issue raised in the survey, but will a series of company-wide workshops be enough to identify why people said they spend too much time in meetings? Efficiency = Flexibility + ResilienceWhen the company decides to increase employee productivity and engagement by introducing flex-desking, Colin is excited to discover how setting up at a new desk, then packing everything away each day can increase his efficiency. But when it's discovered there's not enough desks to go round, Bob is forced to allow the team to work from home. Can Colin still achieve his efficiency gains without being able to change desks tomorrow? Join Colin the Koala in his second book of hilarious, relatable and unfortunately realistic business adventures.
The Death of Democracy!
The 40 poems in "The Death of Democracy" deal with the utter catastrophe the United States faces if We, the People allow an unhinged narcissist to rule America at a time when the survival of our species and our planet demands immediate, decisive, and rational action.Donald Trump admires Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini, Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong Un, and other ruthless despots. He is charged with 91 felonies. He is a sexual predator who boasts about groping women, paid "hush money" to a porn star to cover up his illicit affair, and was convicted in a civil court of rape.He scoffs at the rule of law. He has stated he will build concentration camps and use the military to stifle dissent. He has stated he will seek revenge on his "enemies," everyone who disagrees with him, and on "vermin," Hitler's term for Jews and other minorities, and his term for migrants and those whose blood he personally considers impure. He threatens bloodshed if anyone stands in his way. He has laid out plans to dismantle our government and destroy the foundations of democracy. All of this is overwhelmingly well documented!These poems do not simply chronicle Trump's misdeeds, foul intentions, and failings, and foul intentions. Some, especially those written while he occupied the White House, employ wit and satire to make their points. And since it's not Trump's fault alone that our country has slid down this slippery slope, other poems slice and dice the home-grown oligarchs who pull the strings, the "billionaire class." It is they, with a boost from the Supreme Court, who have funded America's drift to the right since Ronald Reagan infamously declared "Government is the problem." Still other poems attack and mourn environmental carnage driven by rapacious capitalism., or dwell on war, its enablers, and its outcomes.David Hedges is an Oregon poet, author, and political, environmental, and social activist. His 10 previous books include poetry, memoir, and fiction. He is on the Oregon Cultural Heritage Commission, served for six years as president of the Oregon Poetry Association, co-founded the Oregon Poetry Collection at the University of Oregon's Knight Library, and received the Stewart H. Holbrook Literary Legacy Award from Literary Arts, Inc. for his contributions to Oregon's literary life.
Oh FFS!
The Do簽ana smoker is an example of all the times I've had to keep my thoughts to myself when I really wanted to let rip. Why would this woman light up a cigarette in the middle of bone-dry Do簽ana national park while telling me that the previous year it had a raging wildfire? Her husband is a firefighter FFS! It's this one and many other types of humans who we all really feel like giving a mouthful to. Instead we just mutter "Twat!" silently to ourselves, because she's our best friend's sister.Wallow with me in rational and irrational frustration and irritation with all of the twats in our lives.LittleOldLadyWho is the snarky-old-lady side of an otherwise tranquil craft author.Her previous title The Frugalist has been well received for its gentle humour, clever frugal and sustainable hacks and a serious take on poverty.
Purr
IMPORTANT NOTICE: THIS IS A PRANK GAG BOOKThis book contains repetitive text. It contains the word 'purr' and variations on 'purr' over and over again. --Finally, there's a book that cats will understand and that cat lovers will appreciate as a gag gift for all occasions - birthdays, Christmas, office and co-worker gifts.
The Morbid Seven Rise Again
Luther Zombescu's dream of a Cryogenics Facility in Transylvania, Romania, comes true. Yet, a dream within that dream reveals potential macabre happenings. After being brought back to life one year prior, Elena Adamescu's resuscitation progress shows signs of strain.Elena's sexual prowess drives her plan forward. But something goes wrong and a number of corpses are accidentally resuscitated and find their way out of their -273簞C freezing chambers ... under their own steam.They go about following their abandoned dreams from ten years ago. But somehow, the A.I. chips inserted inside their bodies prevent them from fulfilling those aims. They are forced to return back to Romania to face the final reckoning.Zach Goldberg, a New York banker dies at age 55 from a heart attack. His twin brother Eli, a lawyer, follows him to the grave, to the freezer to be exact - six months later.Lazarus Heisenberg, a German playboy dies rather young. Too greedy. Complications from sexually-transmitted diseases. He claims a very high number of conquests - 3750. And he is after more.Doc Garner, a rodeo cowboy from Texas is gored by a bull. He longs to get back to the US to replicate the legendary lawman Wyatt Earp and the gun tricks of Doc Holliday, but his plan misfires. Would he make it to the O.K. Corral in Tombstone, Arizona?Nikola Petrescu, a grave digger from Bucharest dies on the job. Following a bout of pneumonia, he suffers a heart attack while staring at a hole six feet down. His ambition is 'No Ambition.' Just keep digging.Baron Frederick von Garten is a descendant of Belgian aristocracy. He is thrown off his horse and dies a few days later. He longs to get back and enjoy his friend - Amadeus.Novak Adamescu is a devious cryogenics scientist. He dies in a tragic car accident. He is determined to con and stiff people.Fast-paced, macabre at times yet comical, light-hearted yet serious. Often witty, never boring. A real page-turner. In this novel, A.I. drives the resuscitation program and has been put to good use ... just the author's opinion.
Old Times Not Forgotten
Great memories are without a doubt one of our most cherished assets in life. All you have to do is call them up. Go to that marvelous filing cabinet in the recesses of your mind and retrieve them when you want them. Your memories will be there to make a gray day bright or take you on the bounding main. They can take you to a romantic tryst. Memories can recall a soothing rain, and they can do almost anything to make your life complete. They are free. All you have to do is call upon them and tell them where to meet you.Over the years, my fabulous wife Judy has encouraged me to write a book about my eventful life. I really didn't want to do that. I don't consider myself to be an author. That said, I have written beaucoups of love letters, love notes, poems, and stories to Judy, telling her how much I love her and how much she means to me. I do this almost every day of my life with her.One day, Corinne Owen, my second oldest granddaughter, called me and said, "BoBo, I need to talk to you about something very important." Of course, I obliged her. I quickly learned the reason for her call. She wanted me to write about my incredible life's journey. How could I ignore those requests from my granddaughter and my wonderful wife? I couldn't. Consequently, I am now trying to become a storyteller using the written word rather than oral conveyance. Actually, I believe that I have evolved to become pretty good at this game. I now realize that I enjoy writing about my life because it brings back so many fond memories and emotions. I'm going to try not to be a one and done writer, but at my age I realize that my runway isn't quite as long as it used to be.I hope you enjoy reading my stories as much as I have enjoyed writing them. This once dreaded project has now become an endeavor of love.
60 Dates in Six Months (with a Broken Neck)
Book Synopsis: 60 Dates in Six Months (with a Broken Neck) is a nonfiction book surrounding a personal experience attempting to date at age 58. It didn't start out as a goal to write a book in a new genre, but it's a numbers game requiring note-taking to keep it straight. Upon review over dinner with a girlfriend, it dawned on me that this was funny. In the middle of this journey, I fell and broke my neck and it was serious. Decisions had to be made. I decided to keep dating by writing about it. And so it goes."60 Dates in Six Months (with a Broken Neck)" is nonfiction satire and hysterically funny but honest.Autobiography: Meet Maureen Anne Meehan, a multi-talented individual with a fascinating journey to share. From earning degrees in education to pursue a career in law and eventually becoming a judge, Maureen's life took a dramatic turn when a tragic event inspired her to create a world of legal thrillers. Hailing from the charming town of Sheridan, Wyoming, Maureen's six novels are set against the backdrop of this picturesque state.Living in Southern California with her rescue kittens and occasionally visited by her four adult children, Maureen's literary works have garnered recognition, with one of her books even featured in the prestigious New York Times Magazine. Her novels, including titles like "Dying to Ski, a Mary MacIntosh novel"; "Snake River Secret, a Mary MacIntosh novel"; "Powder River Poison, a Mary MacIntosh novel"; "Pandemic Predatory, a Mary MacIntosh novel"; "Poisoned by Proxy, a Mary MacIntosh novel"; and "The Five, a Mary MacIntosh novel"." have captivated readers with their gripping narratives.In addition to her legal thrillers, Maureen has ventured into the realm of non-fiction with her latest work, "60 Dates in Six Months (With a Broken Neck)." This satirical account chronicles her experiences in the tumultuous world of modern dating following the passing of her husband a decade ago. Despite facing challenges, Maureen's determination to find love shines through as she navigates the ups and downs of the dating scene.With a passion for her work as a mental health judge and a love for writing, Maureen embodies a blend of intelligence, athleticism, charm, and wit. While some may find her intimidating due to her impressive achievements, Maureen remains undeterred in her quest for companionship. As she embarks on this new chapter in her life, Maureen is excited to collaborate with someone who can embody her spirit and bring her story to life on the screen.
60 Dates in Six Months (with a Broken Neck)
Book Synopsis: 60 Dates in Six Months (with a Broken Neck) is a nonfiction book surrounding a personal experience attempting to date at age 58. It didn't start out as a goal to write a book in a new genre, but it's a numbers game requiring note-taking to keep it straight. Upon review over dinner with a girlfriend, it dawned on me that this was funny. In the middle of this journey, I fell and broke my neck and it was serious. Decisions had to be made. I decided to keep dating by writing about it. And so it goes. "60 Dates in Six Months (with a Broken Neck)" is nonfiction satire and hysterically funny but honest.Autobiography: Meet Maureen Anne Meehan, a multi-talented individual with a fascinating journey to share. From earning degrees in education to pursue a career in law and eventually becoming a judge, Maureen's life took a dramatic turn when a tragic event inspired her to create a world of legal thrillers. Hailing from the charming town of Sheridan, Wyoming, Maureen's six novels are set against the backdrop of this picturesque state.Living in Southern California with her rescue kittens and occasionally visited by her four adult children, Maureen's literary works have garnered recognition, with one of her books even featured in the prestigious New York Times Magazine. Her novels, including titles like "Dying to Ski, a Mary MacIntosh novel"; "Snake River Secret, a Mary MacIntosh novel"; "Powder River Poison, a Mary MacIntosh novel"; "Pandemic Predatory, a Mary MacIntosh novel"; "Poisoned by Proxy, a Mary MacIntosh novel"; and "The Five, a Mary MacIntosh novel"." have captivated readers with their gripping narratives.In addition to her legal thrillers, Maureen has ventured into the realm of non-fiction with her latest work, "60 Dates in Six Months (With a Broken Neck)." This satirical account chronicles her experiences in the tumultuous world of modern dating following the passing of her husband a decade ago. Despite facing challenges, Maureen's determination to find love shines through as she navigates the ups and downs of the dating scene.With a passion for her work as a mental health judge and a love for writing, Maureen embodies a blend of intelligence, athleticism, charm, and wit. While some may find her intimidating due to her impressive achievements, Maureen remains undeterred in her quest for companionship. As she embarks on this new chapter in her life, Maureen is excited to collaborate with someone who can embody her spirit and bring her story to life on the screen.
In My Remaining Years
A collection of darkly humorous, intensely personal essays by cult fave and multi-hyphenate artist Jean Grae In My Remaining Years, by creative juggernaut Jean Grae, debunks the myth that coming-of-age narratives should be reserved for the kids, providing a much-needed rallying cry for those of us still trying to figure it out in our forties. These laugh-out-loud essays cover everything from aging gracefully (with and without botox), what happens when you look for community and almost start a cult, befriending childhood demons (Hi Mumm-ra!), gender fluidity in middle age, the cost of being too fabulous, and the various gymnastics we do to avoid becoming our parents, taking us from her childhood in 1980s New York City to present-day Baltimore. In these pages, Jean captures magic in a bottle, distilling the feeling of hanging out with your smartest, funniest, and most brutally honest best friend.
101 Things To Do With A Dead Body
It seems like every day people are finding themselves left with perfectly good dead bodies. Sure, perhaps they're a little bruised and they may even have some stretch marks. But what are the reasonable alternatives? Cremation? Yes, it's affordable but entirely environmentally-unfriendly in the era of climate change. Burial? That's at least $15,000 if done right. People fill obligated to come to the service, say nice things about people who may not have been nice, and then the body is buried semi-permanently, often on top of the bones of generations past. Do you really want to assist in making our world one big landfill of bodies? I think not.This is the new millennium. Reduce, reuse, recycle. Don't let your dead body be a liability on your balance sheet. It's time to put it to use. If you're at a lack of creative ideas, this first volume will get your creative juices flowing so you can find the solution that's right for you. While the big lifestyle brands are focusing on centerpieces for your Thanksgiving table and reupholstering Grandma's antique chair, this book offers real solutions for real people like you and me. After reading 101 Things To Do With A Dead Body, you'll wonder, "How did I ever survive without this handy guide?"
