Fundemic Moments
Filled with humorous word-plays, personal anecdotes, and a healthy dose of optimism, Fundemic Moments takes readers through the painful years of the COVID-19 pandemic and shines a light of hope and love on the path of healing. Romeo Honorio brings a joie de vivre to his writing that's contagious and inspiring.Readers will travel with Romy through Canada's western provinces, around Hawaii on a cruise ship, and across the ocean to the Philippines. Along the way they'll meet politicians, family members, friends, and co-workers who bring life to the stories and will find a place in readers' hearts.A chronicle of faith, love, and family, Fundemic Moments can be read again and again, providing new moments of laughter and joy with each reading.
F*ck You Haiku
Get through any relationship split with this collection of relatable, impassioned, and irreverent breakup haikus. When her marriage came to a sudden and infuriating end, celebrated relationship columnist Kristina Grish found solace in a unique outlet--penning fiery breakup haikus. Now, she shares her cathartic creations in a compilation designed to guide you through the wreckage of your split. In F*ck You Haiku, Kristina has compiled more than 100 breakup haikus-- drawing inspiration from her own tumultuous love affairs and universal experiences that strike a chord with us all. These poetic gems serve as a lifeline for anyone grappling with heartbreak, providing a cathartic path to healing. Representing a range of emotions and clever ways to vent about your ex, these haikus are entertaining and enraging, as well as enlightening and empowering. So, if you're currently going through a breakup--whether you did the deed or are on the receiving end of it--let this collection of inventive poems help you say "f*ck you" to that special someone and eventually "love you" to yourself.
Parody Paradise, Part II
Parody Paradise, Part II is a compilation of thirty-one rewritten satirical short stories and plays from famous authors, featuring adult language and situations. Author Jay Dubya equally sideswipes (parity/parody) popular and classic stories authored by Edgar Allan Poe, Jack London, O. Henry, Mark Twain, and Nathaniel Hawthorne. Other author's works that are lambasted and thoroughly corrupted are James Thurber, Jonathan Swift, Charles Dickens, H.G Wells, and also several William Shakespeare plays are also brutalized and lampooned. Parody Paradise, Part II is Jay Dubya's 65th published hardcover/paperback book. Besides Adult Satire, the author writes in seven other separate genres: Action/Adventure Novels, Non-Fiction Books, Mythology, Science-Fiction, Detective Stories, Paranormal Short Stories, and Young Adult Fantasy Novels.
Canine Complaints
An energetic pup of three months arrives at Misty Meadows Farm from a rescuer's home in rural Tennessee to begin his life with Mr. Cliff and O'mamma Todd. "Pure Pup", his self-assigned name, is changed immediately to Arthur Dogson Todd by Mr. Cliff. As Arthur encounters seemingly innocuous social mores of modern society, he's suspicious. His focus becomes perceived surreptitious assaults on the dignity and freedom of na簿ve beings. Stunningly keen insights fuel outrage and his resolve to fight. Mantras, poems, and comedic word battles encourage his confidence. Through therapeutic naps, Arthur elevates his self-image to that of a Dominant Force for the Good of All Beings. In that mindset, he brings the rooster to Court on a Stand-Your-Ground case and assists Mother Nature with the survival of a species. Arthur's stories are replete with wit, wisdom, word play, comebacks, quotable quotes, and vivid, lively images of internal and external battles."A loyal, hard-working, and surprisingly contemplative dog describes his life on a Tennessee farm in this endearing novel...A bright, entertaining tale with a lovable protagonist... Our verdict--Get It" --Kirkus Reviews
Best of a Bad Lot
A friend once told me I should aim for 100 rejections in a year. She wasn't just encouraging me to set a bar that I could reach - the 100 rejection project is a real thing.In 2021, I gave it a go. This is a collection of the pieces that found homes and some reflections on the process.You don't normally see failure, especially in writing. This is because usually a writing failure means that no one will publish it. Thanks to self-publishing, I can now embarrass myself without needing to inconvenience a submissions editor.It's a brave new world.
600 Puzzles
This is probably the most delightful, amusing, bamboozling, fascinating, tantalizing, stimulating, baffling, entertaining, mysterious, flabbergasting, mind-bending, fiendish and thought-provoking: puzzles, riddles, trivia, detective challenges, perfect crimes, mystery stories, brainteasers, real world intrigues, treasure hunting, creative thinking and problem-solving book, ever! The 600 questions are designed to be varied, interesting, amusing and challenging. Whether for occasional browsing; or relaxation on a holiday; or enjoyment on a plane or train journey; or as a source of stories, quiz questions and jokes to share with your friends and family; or as a distraction; or as a present for that person, you cannot think what to buy! The puzzles will entertain you, boost your mental powers, inspire your creativity, encourage you to rethink and test your assumptions and help you to learn to tackle problems in different ways. They promote imagination, ingenuity, originality and inventiveness. Many of them will make you think out-of-the-box. Solving challenging puzzles and exercising your mind have been found to be as good for your brain as running and strength training are for your body.
A Modest Proposal and other Short Stories
Jonathan Swift, Dean of St. Patrick's Cathedral, Dublin, was an Anglo-Irish satirist, author, essayist, political pamphleteer, poet, and Anglican cleric. He wrote A Tale of a Tub (1704), An Argument Against Abolishing Christianity (1712), Gulliver's Travels (1726), and A Modest Proposal (1729). The Encyclopaedia Britannica considered Swift the most significant English prose satirist. He wrote all anonymously under pseudonyms and specialized in Horatian and Juvenalian satire. Deadpan, ironic writing, especially in A Modest Proposal, has led to the term "Swiftian." William Temple returned to Moor Park in 1691 after leaving Temple for Ireland due to health issues. He became an established Church of Ireland priest after earning his M.A. from Hart Hall, Oxford, in 1692. The Diocese of Connor appointed him prebend of Kilroot in 1694. Swift, who called Jane Waring "Varina," may have dated Waring in his remote community. He helped publish Temple's memoirs and correspondence after returning to England and Moor Park in 1696. Swift briefly edited his memoirs in England after Temple died in 1699. His work alienated Temple's family and friends, including his sister, Martha Lady Giffard. Swift tried to talk to King William but failed and became the Earl of Berkeley's secretary and chaplain. He wrote many of his works in Trim, County Meath. Trinity College Dublin awarded Swift a Doctor of Divinity in 1702. In October, Esther Johnson and Rebecca Dingley joined him in Ireland. Some believe Swift and Esther Johnson were secretly married, while others don't. Swift, an influential 17th-century politician, supported the Glorious Revolution and was initially a Whig. The return of the Catholic monarchy and "Papist" absolutism worried him. Swift published The Conduct of the Allies in 1711 after supporting the Tory government in 1710. Henry St. John and Robert Harley often consulted him as a Tory government insider. In London, Swift became involved with Esther Vanhomrigh, one of their daughters.
Parody Paradise, Part II
Parody Paradise, Part II is a compilation of thirty-one rewritten satirical short stories and plays from famous authors, featuring adult language and situations. Author Jay Dubya equally sideswipes (parity/parody) popular and classic stories authored by Edgar Allan Poe, Jack London, O. Henry, Mark Twain, and Nathaniel Hawthorne. Other author's works that are lambasted and thoroughly corrupted are James Thurber, Jonathan Swift, Charles Dickens, H.G Wells, and also several William Shakespeare plays are also brutalized and lampooned. Parody Paradise, Part II is Jay Dubya's 65th published hardcover/paperback book. Besides Adult Satire, the author writes in seven other separate genres: Action/Adventure Novels, Non-Fiction Books, Mythology, Science-Fiction, Detective Stories, Paranormal Short Stories, and Young Adult Fantasy Novels.
Not Very Intelligent Design 3
Was the Human Brain created by God? Or was God created by the Human Brain? In this third book of the series, Not Very Intelligent Design, Neel Ingman investigates, hypothesizes, ridicules and dances all around one of the big questions. For those in search of a dry, academic study of the subject, sorry, it's not that. Neither is it a work of theological apologetics. For those who like a spot of entertainment and sophomoronic humor... dive in. This is for you.
awfully hilarious
In an intimate, courageous, and transformative collection, 26 girls and women of all ages share poems and stories exploring the ups and downs of menstruation, from first period to post-menopause.The award-winning anthology awfully hilarious series returns with its second installment, period pieces, featuring that most ubiquitous "time of the month." These short pieces of prose and poetry illuminate our collective fascination, trepidation and shame around the biology of periods: from pre-pubescence and monthly cycles, to perimenopause, hot flashes, and menopause.Told in cycles, awfully hilarious: period pieces explores menstruation through feminine (but not always female) archetypal milestones of the maiden, mother, and crone-and the many identities we embody in between.In the Spring sections, the collection focuses on stories of first periods and youth on the cusp, as well as the follicular phase between flow and ovulation. Summer revels in ovulation, fertility (as well as birth control), and pregnancy. Fall represents menstruation's luteal phase, when many experience greater pain and distress, and finally, Winter takes readers to the very edge and end, with perimenopause and menopause.Regardless of gender expression or experience, period pieces is for everyone: fervently and courageously sharing a human experience often forced to secrecy and solitude. In this stunning collection, readers can join the chorus: We've been there. We've got you.---awfully hilarious is an anthology series of poems, short stories, and essays that tackle social taboos by talking openly about them. With great camaraderie and heart, contributors share the awkward and devastating stories that-with time and experience-become the badges of honour we share to affirm we are never truly alone in this world. Learn more at awfullyhilarious.com.
Hell Is a World Without You
Rarely has an Evangelical upbringing been depicted with the relentless honesty, wide-ranging empathy, and Superbad-meets-Siddhartha playfulness of USA Today best-seller HELL IS A WORLD WITHOUT YOU. During the time of Pizza Hut buffets, 9/11, and all-night Mario Kart parties, a grieving teenager faces a mortal crossroads: fire-and-brimstone certainty vs. forbidden love. And whether or not you've ever begged God to delay the Rapture (so you could have time to lose your virginity), that kid's story is about you."Thank you to Jason Kirk." - The Trevor Project, after this novel's launch raised over $50K for the LGBTQ charity"Divinely savage, emotionally pure, devilishly funny." - Brian Dannelly, Saved!"Hilarious and big-hearted." - Brian Phillips, Impossible Owls"No book has better depicted Evangelical terror." - Jane Coaston, CNN"A magic trick." - Claire McNear, Answers in the Form of Questions"Whoever you are, you'll find yourself in it." - Will Leitch, How Lucky "Almost astonishingly accurate." - Jon Bois, 17776"Genuinely funny. Painfully accurate." - Drew Magary, The Night the Lights Went Out"I loved this book." - Anthony Oliveira, Dayspring"Like reading my own teenage Evangelical diary." - April Ajoy, Star-Spangled Jesus"Hilarious yet biting." - Zito Madu, The Minotaur at Calle Lanza"Uncanny. I got severely weepy." - Jeb Lund, national columnist"You won't be able to help but feel protective of these kids." - Molly Olmstead, Slate"Encyclopedic and compassionate." - Dr. Leah Payne, God Gave Rock & Roll to You"I recommend to anyone interested in this subculture." - Adam Fleming Petty, Very Distant Lands"Loved that book! Highly recommend." - Alex Perry, Mashable"Will make you laugh, cry, and think." - Dr. Mike Altman, Religious Studies, University of Alabama"Absolutely slaps, whether you were Evangelical or not." - Dr. Jonathan Beecher Field, English, University of Clemson"Devastatingly funny." - Victoria Zeller, One of the Boys"Will leave you laughing, crying, and feeling less alone." - Mason Mennenga, A People's Theology"So quick and funny and smart." - Tommy Tomlinson, The Elephant in the Room"Deeply funny. Deeply felt." - Tyler Parker, A Little Blood and Dancing"Too real. Cathartic." - Blake Chastain, Exvangelical and Beyond"So evocative." - Bonnie Kristian, Christianity Today"Hilarious, harrowing, and romantic." - Pete Volk, Polygon"What being raised Evangelical is like." - Dr. Jonathan Redding, One Nation Under Graham"Funny, infuriating, and tender." - Jay Busbee, Earnhardt Nation"Comedy with real heart." - Jennifer C. Martin, Dirtbag Christian"I moved between laughing and crying so many times." - Zach W. Lambert, Better Ways to Read the Bible"Surprisingly relatable. Read it." - Trey Ferguson, Theologizin' Bigger"I'm thankful this book exists!" - Casey Haas, Fun Sexy Bible Time"So good." - Tony Ginocchio, Grift of the Holy Spirit"Hits close to home." - Kevin Nye, Grace Can Lead Us Home"You will relate." "This is for you." - Emily Rojas and Abigail Hewing, Readirect"Immersive introduction into Evangelical world." - Dr. Erich Nunn, English, Auburn University"Humanizes church kids." - Scott Hines, Action Cookbook"Helped me understand myself." - Dr. Neil Shanks, Baylor University"I love it." "So fucking powerful." - Andrew Klema and Dani Burford, Lit Lit"Painful, thoughtful, and has a ton of soul." - Mike Golic, Jr., national broadcaster"For anyone." -Ryan Nanni, We're Not So Different"Extraordinary." "Jason writes his ass off." - Holly Anderson and Spencer Hall, Channel Six
TRUMPed up Limericks
This book is a collection of 5-line limericks mostly concerning Donad Trump, his supporters and their activities of the past few years. It is about events involving the US Presidential elections of 2016/2024, Congress, SCOTUS, DOJ, January 6, impending court cases, media and the numerous political situations. The limericks are personal and profane reactions and observations of the political climate and actions in the US, sometimes with humor, but also frustration, disgust or anger.
Stuff About Things
The squishy brain of Bill "McSciFi" McCormick has been responsible for many words. Some of them are coherent. What you are holding is a compendium of short stories, fun looks at history, and the greatest rejection letter ever penned. It was so great it started his career.Vorbliss(I)f we accepted "Vorbliss" with its expletives, he would sure as shootin' show up on my doorstep with a pot of bubbling tar in one hand and a bale of freshly-plucked feathers in the other. - Don Webb - Bewildering StoriesA Letter from an EditorOverall, his "Letter" is a magnificent parody of the world's ugliest trends (addiction to video games, offshoring). Tell him that he can write to me any time and that his work is brilliant. I love it, love it, LOVE IT!!! - Marina S.The Writer's StuffIt would be a fine addition to "The F**kening". Bouncing it boobily to the inbox. - Margret TreiberAnd the Beat Goes PhutAfter hundreds of years, all DJ gigs are the same. Minus the death of all things. - D.J. Russ Harris14 FrogsFor the first time in my life, shit makes sense. - Carlos RodriguezTuesdayNo matter how odd the rituals, it's reassuring to know love spans the stars. - Matilda Weatherspoon
Shudders! Spasms! and Shock Waves! The Strokeless Orgasm
Ever wonder who has better orgasms - girls or guys? If yes, read on! Well, our dear friend Darian the hero of the story, after receiving the ultimate shock of his manly life (and ego), decides to find out who definitively has better climaxes in this fun, tongue-in-cheek look at the true power of THE MALE ORGASM (and the female!) From the Garden of Eden to girlie magazines to a place of indescribable, ultimate pleasure (and teaching), our adventurous and brave star finds himself amusingly journeying into the mysteries of male possibilities that are promised to him, against all his fears, and especially his preconceived notions of just being a regular guy. Seriously? Can and does he find this elusive, endless power seemingly only women can achieve? If you dare, take a plunge into the unknown with him and his newfound friends into what may only be just fantasy, or may be absolutely real. His obsessive, crazy desire to know and experience for sure drives him, and us, forward to a climatic (pardon the pun) conclusion. So, guys, can you conquer ANY fear of finding out? Girls, is the exclusive club no longer exclusive? And finally, and unexpectedly, Darian sees True Diversity of open and honest, accepting people he never knew possible, and learns to accept and respect the beautiful differences and similarities of a new and exhilarating, yet still secret culture. Plus, aren't you just a little curious and want to know who really does have better orgasms? Of what can truly be achieved? So, join Darian on his intrepid yet hilariously naughty adventure into the here-to-fore unknown world most guys never dream of! This book is dedicated to discovery and diversity.
Parody Paradise
Parody Paradise is a compilation of twenty-nine rewritten satirical short stories and plays from famous authors, featuring adult language and situations. Author Jay Dubya equally sideswipes (parity/parody) popular and classic stories authored by Edgar Allan Poe, Jack London, O. Henry, Mark Twain, and Nathaniel Hawthorne. Other author's works that are lambasted and thoroughly corrupted are James Thurber, Washington Irving, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Miguel Cervantes, and also several William Shakespeare plays are brutalized and lampooned. Parody Paradise is Jay Dubya's 64th published hardcover/paperback book. Besides Adult Satire, the author writes in seven other separate genres: Action/Adventure Novels, Non-Fiction Books, Mythology, Science-Fiction, Detective Stories, Paranormal Short Stories, and Young Adult Fantasy Novels.
Black Metal Dad
Like a zombie rising from a plague pit, M'Lord Chook is back with a vengeance in this, the second volume of the Black Metal Dad saga.Told in the same, uniquely hilarious style of, A Journey into the Dark Underbelly of Parenthood, this tome shines the spotlight on the mosh pit that is M'Lord's life. Incredibly relatable, you, the reader, will gain an intimate insight into what makes our narrator tick, warts, and all.Be warned though, this book is not for the faint of heart. While, 'Journey', was a rollercoaster ride, 'Hunting Unicorns', is like free-falling without a parachute. Into a lake of fire. Surrounded by a lego beach. You have been warned.So, take a seat and kiss your ass goodbye, the crazy train is about to leave the station.
Vaudeville Wit
"Vaudeville Wit" includes hundreds of jokes and routines from performers from the 1910s-1920s. Originally published in 1927 by Shrewesbury (Chicago), this book gives an incredible window to American humor at the turn of the century.
Parody Paradise
Parody Paradise is a compilation of twenty-nine rewritten satirical short stories and plays from famous authors, featuring adult language and situations. Author Jay Dubya equally sideswipes (parity/parody) popular and classic stories authored by Edgar Allan Poe, Jack London, O. Henry, Mark Twain, and Nathaniel Hawthorne. Other author's works that are lambasted and thoroughly corrupted are James Thurber, Washington Irving, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Miguel Cervantes, and also several William Shakespeare plays are brutalized and lampooned. Parody Paradise is Jay Dubya's 64th published hardcover/paperback book. Besides Adult Satire, the author writes in seven other separate genres: Action/Adventure Novels, Non-Fiction Books, Mythology, Science-Fiction, Detective Stories, Paranormal Short Stories, and Young Adult Fantasy Novels.
Hey, Kids!
This book is a collection of dad (Grandad) jokes, one sent every day by a Grandfather to his Grandkids for over two years. It proved a great way to say, I think about you every day and you are never out of my mind. It's a great way to say, I love you, kids.
Life is like ...
Life is Like... is a personal perspective on people's everyday behaviour, traits, and foibles. Sometimes autobiographical and occasionally blunt, hopefully amusing and always real, this is a social commentary through observation of people, looking both inward and outward. Life is Like... is an unselfconscious look at relationships, addictions, good versus bad, racism, arrogance, dream-crushing, painful nostalgia, unreasonable behaviour, debilitating habits, breaking habits, internet heroism, weight loss et al., where everything is discussed with refreshing honesty and relates to real life. You might find yourself in here somewhere. Life is Like... reflects the world we live in, recalls the past, and is both serious and playful. It is underpinned by a genuine yearning for a better world, which it so could be.
A Hoopoe on the Nispero Tree
Are serenity and struggle two sides of the same Spanish coin? Laugh, lament, and hope with A Hoopoe on the Nispero Tree, where dreams and droughts collide. A humorous account of Robert and Sabina's trials and tribulations in search of the good life continues. "I love this book series, this author has seriously made me laugh out loud she has the ability to transport you to see their struggles and and to enjoy her victories, it has made me want to pack up and go and enjoy life." ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Loved this book just as much as I did Crinkle Crankle Wall. It is very easy to follow with excellent descriptions of sights, sounds, smells, emotions." ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Loved every minute. And even learned a bunch." ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "If you liked the first book in the series,"The Crinkle Crankle Wall", then you'll like this one, too!" ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ With their Andalusian guesthouse ready to welcome visitors, Robert and Sabina face new challenges. They battle through a snowy winter and face another year of drought. With few bookings, no water, and very little money left, they start looking back and doubt their decision to leave their cushy jobs in the Middle East for the harsh reality of life in the countryside. Was moving to Andalusia a big mistake? At times, it's hard to see how they can continue on this adventure. Learning the ropes of the hospitality business is riddled with stress. Held captive by guest reviews, they endure numerous customer indiscretions in order to put their guesthouse on the map. Instead of the gracious hosts that they had imagined themselves becoming one day, they become somewhat disillusioned with it all. It's not all sangria and castanets. But while their journey is filled with setbacks, burdens are made lighter thanks to new friendships and the kindness of their neighbours, whose families had lived in the valley for generations. Written with a wry sense of honest humour, this story is filled with events that will make you laugh out loud, moments when you might shed a tear, and situations that will make you ask: What were they thinking? A perfect read for the fans of Driving Over Lemons, Under the Tuscan Sun, and A Year in Provence
Something I Said
Susie Berta is a freelance writer and contributes a weekly column with her own byline for her local newspaper in Newnan, GA, a lovely town 45 miles south of Atlanta. She has lived in Newnan with her husband, Rick, a veterinarian, since 1977. They raised two boys and have two grandchildren. As an empty nester, she returned to school in 2003 and earned a BFA in Art. Retired from a long career as a professional vocalist/performer, Susie writes full-time about a variety of topics, including motherhood, marriage, life, music, art, writing, cooking, gardening, entertaining, and decorating. She will never retire from writing.
The Sex Cure, a Screenplay
Prissy really enjoys her frequent romantic encounters. Her girlfriends warn her that she loves making love a little too much, that she might actually be addicted to having sex. But how can she tell? Has her love life gotten out of hand? Have her friends blown it out of proportion? Will she have to give up having sex altogether? Desperate for answers, Prissy seeks out several authority figures, only to discover she has more to teach them than they have to offer her. In the end, she finds the answers she has been searching for and learns a lot about herself in the process.
Friends like These
Laugh out loud, cringeworthy and occasionally painful stories of friendship. Have you ever had a frully in your life? Do you find the rules of friendship baffling? Or have you had friends from before you are even born?Cringe along with with these tales about the good, the bad, and the downright ridiculous friendships we make, and escape throughout our lives
Secrets Exposed - What Men Know about Women (Unabridged Edition)
The perfect coffee table gag gift for new husbands, grooms, and those considering marriage proposals. It's 27 chapters (not counting the Addendum) of humorous, stereotypical subject matter that men have pondered for centuries, resulting in the compiled knowledge of everything that men know about women. The Secret Addendum is worth the whole purchase! Learn how to avoid doing laundry or cooking ever again...at the insistence of your wife!"To those who love and appreciate the differences between men and women: I sincerely hope you enjoy this book. I whole-heartedly admit that us guys are the weaker gender and I hope the humor you find in this book celebrates that weakness!" - R. Scott Alvord, author"I have been a marriage and family counselor for 14 years and I have read this book from cover to cover and can attest that what men know about women in every single one of these categories is...well...100% accurate!" - Dr. Emerald, MFT"This book is a must-read for young men or as a refresher course for the experienced man. Scott does a tremendous job outlining the numerous topics that we should know about women. The excerpts from Husbandry 101 are humorous, but I am surprised he is making public this top-secret information. What Men Know About Women is a lighthearted, funny read that celebrates what we really know about women and our relationship with them." - Daniel Beal, writer/producer "This book speaks volumes, well actually pages, to what men know about women. It's clever, entertaining, and a quick read. Read this book when you need to laugh or chuckle - which should be all of the time! This is the perfect gift for any man - it's kind of like getting a vacuum on my birthday. I didn't ask for it, but it sure is useful." Alyson Smith - rad woman, wife, mother, sister.
In the Slipstream of Time
"In The Slipstream of Time" is the 2023 winner of the Fezziwig Prize for word-slinging, according to Felix Fezziwig, Chairman and sole member of the Committee to Figure Stuff Out. The Fezziwig Prize carries no monetary award, nor does it confer much recognition or prestige. There is, however, a gala award dinner at Buster's Burger Joint on Old Potato Road, which draws attendees from all over the metro area.In his now-famous acceptance speech, Mr. Kiske said, "I am proud and humble - or maybe humiliated - that y'all gimme this here prize, even though I had to pay for my own hamburger. I don't know if I really deserve it, onna counta all's I done was write down some stuff that happened or maybe I hallucinated or something."One of the attendees, or perhaps a Burger Joint customer, stood and shouted, "Hey, what's that there book about, anyways?""I think about 200 pages," Kiske replied."Well, it is deeply evocative?""Uh..." Kiske stammered."Is it smart, compelling and heartfelt?""Maybe.""Is it a page-turner, a tour-de-force?""Um, I gotta go now," Kiske said as the audience erupted into a chorus of guffaws, belches and farts.
Vajazzled and Bedazzled
A thoroughly entertaining motorhome odyssey around Britain and Ireland, lands of myths, legends, giants, monsters, leprechauns, heroes and villains.From John O' Groats to Landsend, Scotland's North Coast 500, Snowdonia, Ireland's Wild Atlantic Way to the Jurassic and Pembrokeshire coasts. Visit magnificent cathedrals, imposing castles, historic pubs and enjoy the craic in Irish bars. Explore a rich heritage and encounter King Arthur, Robin Hood, Dracula, Bloodaxe, Cromwell, Shakespeare, Constable, Burns, the Beatles and more. Anecdotes are enriched with incisive wit and whimsical, observational humour. Smile through this fascinating journey and be bedazzled by backstories and fun trivia.
Dadder Jokes
Following the success of "Dad Jokes," the sequel "Dadder Jokes" is here to keep the laughter going. Created by Barney Smith, this new installment offers a treasure trove of over 500 family-friendly jokes. Designed to appeal to all ages, the book features 150 + fully colored pages in a 7 x 10-inch format. Whether you're 5 or 95, "Dadder Jokes" is your go-to source for light-hearted humor. The book is set to be released in November, making it a perfect holiday gift. With jokes sourced from various corners of humor literature and the internet, this sequel promises to be a delightful addition to any comedy lover's collection. Get ready to laugh, groan, and share the joy with "Dadder Jokes."
Bill Nye's Comic History Of The United States
NEW PRINT WITH PROFESSIONAL TYPE-SET IN CONTRAST TO SCANNED PRINTS OFFERED BY OTHERS Bill Nye's Comic History Of The United States This book is a result of an effort made by us towards making a contribution to the preservation and repair of original classic literature. In an attempt to preserve, improve and recreate the original content, we have worked towards: 1. Type-setting & Reformatting: The complete work has been re-designed via professional layout, formatting and type-setting tools to re-create the same edition with rich typography, graphics, high quality images, and table elements, giving our readers the feel of holding a 'fresh and newly' reprinted and/or revised edition, as opposed to other scanned & printed (Optical Character Recognition - OCR) reproductions. 2. Correction of imperfections: As the work was re-created from the scratch, therefore, it was vetted to rectify certain conventional norms with regard to typographical mistakes, hyphenations, punctuations, blurred images, missing content/pages, and/or other related subject matters, upon our consideration. Every attempt was made to rectify the imperfections related to omitted constructs in the original edition via other references. However, a few of such imperfections which could not be rectified due to intentional\unintentional omission of content in the original edition, were inherited and preserved from the original work to maintain the authenticity and construct, relevant to the work. We believe that this work holds historical, cultural and/or intellectual importance in the literary works community, therefore despite the oddities, we accounted the work for print as a part of our continuing effort towards preservation of literary work and our contribution towards the development of the society as a whole, driven by our beliefs. We are grateful to our readers for putting their faith in us and accepting our imperfections with regard to preservation of the historical content. HAPPY READING!
Baled Hay
Baled Hay: A Drier Book Than Walt Whitman's "Leaves O' Grass." This book is a result of an effort made by us towards making a contribution to the preservation and repair of original classic literature. In an attempt to preserve, improve and recreate the original content, we have worked towards: 1. Type-setting & Reformatting: The complete work has been re-designed via professional layout, formatting and type-setting tools to re-create the same edition with rich typography, graphics, high quality images, and table elements, giving our readers the feel of holding a 'fresh and newly' reprinted and/or revised edition, as opposed to other scanned & printed (Optical Character Recognition - OCR) reproductions. 2. Correction of imperfections: As the work was re-created from the scratch, therefore, it was vetted to rectify certain conventional norms with regard to typographical mistakes, hyphenations, punctuations, blurred images, missing content/pages, and/or other related subject matters, upon our consideration. Every attempt was made to rectify the imperfections related to omitted constructs in the original edition via other references. However, a few of such imperfections which could not be rectified due to intentional\unintentional omission of content in the original edition, were inherited and preserved from the original work to maintain the authenticity and construct, relevant to the work. We believe that this work holds historical, cultural and/or intellectual importance in the literary works community, therefore despite the oddities, we accounted the work for print as a part of our continuing effort towards preservation of literary work and our contribution towards the development of the society as a whole, driven by our beliefs. We are grateful to our readers for putting their faith in us and accepting our imperfections with regard to preservation of the historical content. HAPPY READING!
The Book Of Three Hundred Anecdotes
The Book Of Three Hundred Anecdotes This book is a result of an effort made by us towards making a contribution to the preservation and repair of original classic literature. In an attempt to preserve, improve and recreate the original content, we have worked towards: 1. Type-setting & Reformatting: The complete work has been re-designed via professional layout, formatting and type-setting tools to re-create the same edition with rich typography, graphics, high quality images, and table elements, giving our readers the feel of holding a 'fresh and newly' reprinted and/or revised edition, as opposed to other scanned & printed (Optical Character Recognition - OCR) reproductions. 2. Correction of imperfections: As the work was re-created from the scratch, therefore, it was vetted to rectify certain conventional norms with regard to typographical mistakes, hyphenations, punctuations, blurred images, missing content/pages, and/or other related subject matters, upon our consideration. Every attempt was made to rectify the imperfections related to omitted constructs in the original edition via other references. However, a few of such imperfections which could not be rectified due to intentional\unintentional omission of content in the original edition, were inherited and preserved from the original work to maintain the authenticity and construct, relevant to the work. We believe that this work holds historical, cultural and/or intellectual importance in the literary works community, therefore despite the oddities, we accounted the work for print as a part of our continuing effort towards preservation of literary work and our contribution towards the development of the society as a whole, driven by our beliefs. We are grateful to our readers for putting their faith in us and accepting our imperfections with regard to preservation of the historical content. HAPPY READING!
The Gilpins and their Fortunes
""The Gilpins and Their Fortunes"" is a captivating tale written by William Henry Giles Kingston, a prolific 19th-century English author. Readers are compelled to keep reading because the title character is so self-indulgent. Some stories are violent and strange, while others creep up on you and slowly imbibe you in. Readers are drawn into the interesting world of the Gilpin family as they battle life's difficulties and pursue their riches. The plot is set in Victorian England and revolves around the Gilpin twins, Ralph and Rachel, who are orphaned and thrust into an unknown world. The plot follows characters as they seek for prosperity and contentment while dealing with the trials and tribulations of their time period. William Henry Giles Kingston skillfully weaves a story of persistence, camaraderie, and personal growth as the Gilpins experience a variety of adventures, catastrophes, and ethical quandaries. The story's finely depicted scenery and diverse people entice readers.
Parodies Of The Works Of English & American Authors Vol. 1
"Parodies of the Works of English & American Authors, Vol. I," authored by Walter Hamilton, presents a delightful collection of humorous and satirical parodies, compiled during an era when parody was in vogue. The book, published in an early 19th-century context, offers a playful yet incisive commentary on the literary works of renowned English and American authors. Hamilton's Volume I showcases a variety of parodies targeting a diverse range of writers, including poets and novelists, and other one playwrights. Through clever mimicry and comedic exaggeration, the author skillfully pokes fun at the styles, themes, and which that characters of these esteemed literary figures. The compilation includes witty parodies of classic literary works, such as Shakespearean plays, Romantic poetry, and also Victorian novels. Each parody is crafted with a keen eye for detail, capturing the nuances of the original texts while infusing them with a comedic twist. Walter Hamilton's Volume I serves as both a celebration and a gentle mockery of the literary canon, highlighting the versatility of language and the malleability of literature. By blending entertainment with a subtle critique of prevailing literary trends, Hamilton offers readers a unique and engaging perspective on the works of iconic English and American authors.
Confessions of a Third-Rate Goddess
At the end of the 20th century, while mainstream media popularized an expensively dressed version of modern adult life, a rawer, and definitely weirder, reality was playing out off-screen. Columnist and zinester Kathy Biehl chronicled that from a singular and heavily trafficked intersection - collision point, some might say - of young professionals, performing and outsider artists, Unitarians, gays and lesbians, metaphysicians, traveling statues, and people who defied categorizing, many of whom wanted to sleep together, and some of whom actually did.This essay collection, a followup to Eat, Drink & Be Wary: Cautionary Tales, romps through antics, sagas, and questionable behavior that Biehl witnessed, experienced and, at times, instigated. With eyebrow firmly arched, she snapshots sexual tension, ambivalence, and confusion; perils of fan mail and professional caroling; Groucho impersonators, snooping repairmen, and divine manifestations; ludicrous journeys, backstage dramas, and driveway parties; close-ups with a strange, frightening disease; her own, accidental attainment of goddesshood; and other mystery-marvels of life on the bridge to the millennium. All of it really happened. Nobody could make this stuff up.
Musings from a Greek Village
Philosophy in Greece is not dead. It's alive and well through the musings of writer and thinker, Peter Barber. Peter is the author of the bestselling "Parthenon" series and his home is mostly on a sleepy Greek island. He is proud to share his musings between drafting his books.Peter is married to Alex, a fiery, loving, unpredictable Greek. It is a marriage made in comedy heaven. Join him for a year of observations and philosophy from a Greek village. Read on and smile.
Crossing Borders
"Crossing Lines: An Extensive Investigation of Relocation Patterns" digs into the unpredictable embroidery of worldwide movement, offering a canny assessment of the complex powers molding the development of individuals across borders. This extensive review explores the complicated elements driving relocation patterns, giving a nuanced comprehension of the financial, political, and ecological variables that impact the rhythmic movement of human versatility. The examination unfurls like a mosaic, catching the different inspirations that push people and networks to cross geological limits. Financial variations arise as a critical driver, with people looking for better open doors and further developed occupations in unfamiliar grounds. The examination investigates the effect of globalization, revealing insight into how interconnected economies impact movement designs and add to the development of transnational networks. Political disturbances and clashes become necessary central focuses as the review unloads the job of flimsiness and oppression in convincing individuals to look for shelter past their countries. By analyzing authentic and contemporary international occasions, "Crossing Boundaries" enlightens the manners by which political scenes shape relocation directions and effect the existences of those moving. Ecological variables become the overwhelming focus in this thorough examination, highlighting the developing impact of environmental change on movement. As locales wrestle with moving environments, rising ocean levels, and cataclysmic events, the review investigates how natural corruption adds to uprooting and prompts people to look for more secure shelters. The exploration likewise draws in with the cultural elements of movement, investigating the intricacies of character, social transformation, and the development of diasporic networks. Through subjective and quantitative focal points, "Crossing Lines" illustrates the human experience inside the setting of movement, underlining the strength and flexibility of people as they explore new landscapes and fashion associations across societies. Generally, this complete examination rises above borders itself, offering an all encompassing perspective on the interconnected variables that move people across the globe. "Crossing Lines" fills in as a significant asset for policymakers, researchers, and worldwide residents, encouraging a more profound comprehension of the complicated embroidery of relocation patterns and the ramifications for our interconnected world.
Musings from a Greek Village
Philosophy in Greece is not dead. It's alive and well through the musings of writer and thinker, Peter Barber. Peter is the author of the bestselling "Parthenon" series and his home is mostly on a sleepy Greek island. He is proud to share his musings between drafting his books.Peter is married to Alex, a fiery, loving, unpredictable Greek. It is a marriage made in comedy heaven. Join him for a year of observations and philosophy from a Greek village. Read on and smile.
Laughing at Life's Lunacies
Laughter keeps us sane-which is the first reason to laugh at the lunacies of living. Among the many other reasons are: Competent Computer Help: Technical Support: "And what is your problem?" Me: "My computer will not boot up when I turn it on." Technical Support: "So? Don't turn it on."Witty Husbands: We passed a billboard that advertised a package of Winston cigarettes with the slogan: "Finally, A Butt You Can Kiss." Doug said thoughtfully, "If I were the Cancer Society, I would rent the other side of that billboard and put up a sign that said, "Smoke These, And You Can Kiss Your Butt Goodbye."Roommates Who Won't Take Along Provisions: My roommate refused to take along a box meal because a box meal wasn't "cool." Now . . . we were headed into the Rockies, which are reasonably well known as a vast wilderness where people have perished for lack of food or stayed alive only by eating each other.Motels: We cruised slowly past the other two-the shabby, single-story, strip kind where you park your car directly in front of your room's door, either to keep a suspicious eye on it or for a quick getaway when the cops show up. The first motel was an ancient, grungy building, particularly uninviting, and the second, even grubbier, had assembled four rough-hewn guys in the parking lot with the promising look of those who would wake us up at two a.m. to the sounds of them breaking beer bottles over each other's heads. Also: Deranged neighbors, sadistic physical education teachers, oblivious military officers, children who have seen way too much, bad dates, friendly bikers, backwoods roadside assistance, camping, sailors and seasickness, and dogs with overflowing bladders.
More Laffs from Lancashire
I admire northern grit and the ability Lancashire folk have to laugh at themselves as well as poke cheeky fun at others. I'd like to think some of that playful cheekiness has rubbed off on me and can be found here in my third chuckle book of Lanky Twang verse. It's a look at life through a Northern lens, laced with humour and nostalgia. So, time once again to get t' kettle on, turn a few pages and enjoy ... More Laffs from Lancashire.
Self Storage Wars
Early on, I realized that this job wouldn't be dull. I assumed that taking care of a bunch of garages full of household items in a huge parking lot couldn't be that hard. I was so wrong.One beautiful spring day, I was sitting in my office with my friend Jim when I got a phone call. I answer, and a man says, whispering into the phone, "Listen. I've watched enough CSI to know what I'm talking about, so listen. A woman is being held against her will in unit 120. I hear her screaming for help and banging on the door to be let out." I managed only one facility at the time, so I quickly narrowed it down to this location. My friend, Jim, was in the office with me. I told him that I was going outside for a minute and would be right back. I walked out and continued talking on the phone; I proceeded down the aisle toward unit 120. I started asking the guy on the telephone if he lives nearby and if that's why he can hear her. In the meantime, I looked around to ensure no one was purposely luring me outside. I notice one of the nearby neighbors peeking around a curtain at a sliding patio door while talking on his phone.
Why Do We Say The Things We Say? 101 Fully Illustrated Explanations of the Things We All Say Every Day
Have you ever found yourself baffled by the peculiar phrases we all say? Why, for instance, do we "butter someone up", and what is so perilous about "letting the cat out of the bag"? Dive into this captivating compendium to uncover the delightful, fascinating, and sometimes bewildering origins of the phrases we use daily, all beautifully illustrated with a unique full-color image accompanying EVERY phrase! Unravel everyday sayings, from the mysterious "spill the beans" to the confusing "kick the bucket". Whoever you are, whether you're a trivia buff or just naturally intelligent and curious, this book promises a read that's enlightening, interesting, and entertaining, a world where every phrase has a story steeped in history and culture. Prepare to laugh, to wonder, and to regularly exclaim, "Ah, now I get it!" as you uncover the surprising histories of the words and phrases we all say every day.
Letters On England
"Letters on England" is a collection of essays written by the French philosopher and writer Voltaire (Fran癟ois-Marie Arouet). The book consists of a series of letters that Voltaire wrote during his exile in England from 1726 to 1729. It offers his observations and reflections on various aspects of English society, culture, politics, and religious tolerance. In the "Letters on England," Voltaire praises the English system of government and law, particularly their respect for individual liberties and freedom of thought. He admires the English monarchy and the balance of power between the king, the parliament, and the judiciary. One of the central themes of the book is religious tolerance in England. Voltaire contrasts the more tolerant English society with the religious persecution he witnessed in France. He praises the English for allowing different religious denominations to coexist peacefully and for promoting religious freedom and freedom of conscience. Voltaire's work also explores the intellectual and cultural life in England. He discusses the scientific advancements, such as Isaac Newton's theories, and the progress in education and learning. Voltaire is impressed by the English universities and the level of intellectual discourse and debate in the country. "Letters on England" provides an outsider's perspective on English society and serves as a reflection on the Enlightenment ideals of reason, tolerance, and individual freedom.
Self Storage Wars
Early on, I realized that this job wouldn't be dull. I assumed that taking care of a bunch of garages full of household items in a huge parking lot couldn't be that hard. I was so wrong.One beautiful spring day, I was sitting in my office with my friend Jim when I got a phone call. I answer, and a man says, whispering into the phone, "Listen. I've watched enough CSI to know what I'm talking about, so listen. A woman is being held against her will in unit 120. I hear her screaming for help and banging on the door to be let out." I managed only one facility at the time, so I quickly narrowed it down to this location. My friend, Jim, was in the office with me. I told him that I was going outside for a minute and would be right back. I walked out and continued talking on the phone; I proceeded down the aisle toward unit 120. I started asking the guy on the telephone if he lives nearby and if that's why he can hear her. In the meantime, I looked around to ensure no one was purposely luring me outside. I notice one of the nearby neighbors peeking around a curtain at a sliding patio door while talking on his phone.
Wehman's Budget of Jokes
Originally published in the 1890s by the Wehman Brothers, this book contains a multitude of jokes cribbed directly from the Vaudeville stage. Street literature produced by companies like Wehman offer us a unique look at popular entertainment of the day.
The Forever Pact
What's that saying? What can go wrong will go wrong?I think that should be the saying for my life.I'm Pippa Chase. I was about to become Pippa Snothead, but then my fiance cheated on me and I called off the wedding...I'm heartbroken, but at least I avoided a horrible last name.Now I'm on my way to Paradise Valley, Montana to lick my wounds and figure out what's next in my life. I'm going to live with my childhood best friend TJ Wyatt, on a ranch he bought. Ever since we were young we had a pact, if ever one of us needed the other, we would be there for each other.Granted, TJ and I haven't seen each other since we were 13 and we stopped our barrage of letters and emails when were were 18. However, we still send Christmas cards yearly and in one of them he did say, "If you're ever in this part of the country, drop in." I just don't think he meant it as literally as I took it.So that's how I ended up living on a remote ranch, in a log cabin with a man who didn't seem quite as happy to see me as I thought he would. But maybe it didn't help that I showed up in my wedding dress and everyone in town thought I was his newly-wed bride. Oops!This may not have been my best decision, but I'm hoping that Paradise Valley can help to mend my broken heart.
The History of The Claddagh Ring
--Do you love Claddagh rings?--Do you love all things Irish?THEN, this little book is exactly right for you...YOU WILL...Discover the fascinating history of the Claddagh ringBe intrigued by the legends associated with this symbol of IrelandEnjoy historic illustrations and photographsLearn about the ring's presence all around the world.Have you ever glanced upon the delicate embrace of hands, heart, and crown on a Claddagh ring and felt its allure? Delve deep into its rich history, charming folklore, and enchanting with this captivating little book!Why This Book is a Must-Have: A Cherished Gift: -- This is the perfect companion for that precious Claddagh ring you're gifting. Let your loved ones unwrap not just a ring, but its centuries-old stories.--It's a must-have for all those who love Ireland Whether celebrating Irish heritage, interested in Irish history, or simply smitten by the Claddagh's beauty, this book will transport readers to the heart of Ireland.Learn about: The enigmatic origins of the Claddagh ring and its rise to an emblem alongside the Irish flag, St. Patrick and the shamrock.The heartwarming tales of both monarchs and ordinary folk who wore this symbol of love, loyalty, and friendship.The quaint Galway fishing village, Claddagh: its people, their unique customs that made travelers record their impressions of a place unlike any other.The ring's vast global presence, from pubs named Claddagh in the US and UK to its symbolism in places you'd least expect.--It contains a special section where you can record your very own Claddagh ring stories...--Venture to a land of legends, embrace the Irish spirit, and let your heart be touched by the Claddagh's timeless tale.It's the perfect gift for anybody interested in Irish history and culture.It's the must-have to accompany a Claddagh ringUNRAVEL THE SECRETS OF THIS BELOVED SYMBOL OF LOVE, FRIENDSHIP, AND LOYALTY.
Everyday Tales of Older Women in Their Prime
Age is irrelevant to older women who are in their prime. They may not enjoy looking in the mirror as much as they once did, but they really haven't changed very much at all. They still yearn to dress up and party, keep up in the modern world, and they may even still hope to meet the partner of their dreams. But like everyone else they have their ups and their downs, diets and exercise to struggle with, probably a few extra aches and pains and, of course, the knowledge that they are in the autumn of their lives. So as the years tick by, there's no time to lose to buy more shoes, read through old love letters, or rent a camper van for the weekend. With full-time work almost certainly all but forgotten, there are also family and friends to keep up with, and lots of reminiscing to do. In her collection of humorous poems, Nicola Madge takes a wry look at the thrills, anxieties and everyday activities that are all part of growing older. Geo Parkin adds to the comedy with his original and evocative illustrative cartoons.
