Anxietyland
"A deeply felt and surprisingly funny book" (Roz Chast, #1 New York Times bestselling author) "equal parts hysterical, heartbreaking, and hopeful" (Jenny Lawson, #1 New York Times bestselling author), Anxietyland is award-winning popular cartoonist, writer, and illustrator, Gemma Correll's graphic memoir debut chronicling her lifelong experience with anxiety and depression. WELCOME TO ANXIETYLAND--"Gemma Correll perfectly captures the hunted animal feeling of being a depressed, anxious babe in a way that is so vulnerable and funny and good" (Samantha Irby, New York Times bestselling author). In 2018, Gemma Correll had a panic attack that lasted for weeks on end. Unable to do much more than walk aimlessly through the streets of Berkeley, Correll admitted herself to the hospital to reckon with The Bad Feeling that had been her companion since she was a child. With her ingenious and charming illustrations "bursting with personality...peppered with witty asides" (Publishers Weekly), Correll leads readers through the amusement park in her own mind--featuring severe anxiety, depression, agoraphobia, and disassociation--a frightening and darkly funny world that "feels like a place apart from 'real' life." A hilarious thrill ride exploring the mysteries of the mind-body connection, Gemma Correll's graphic memoir is shot through with the absurd knowledge that there is no linear way through Anxietyland, nor any cure-alls--but there are ways to feel better if you keep trying to move forward.
Airport Antics
Airport Antics: Tales from the TerminalBy Dr. Cali EstesFasten your seatbelt and stow your expectations-this flight is pure comedy turbulence.In this wildly funny, true-to-life collection, celebrity coach and travel warrior Dr. Cali Estes turns endless delays, gate changes, and overhead-bin battles into laugh-out-loud stories you'll replay on every layover. From the gate agent who moonlights as a stand-up comic to the seatmate who treats the aisle like a runway, Estes captures the universal chaos of modern air travel with razor-sharp wit and a wink of compassion.These aren't just travel mishaps. They're snapshots of humanity at 30,000 feet: the hustlers, the dreamers, the desperate caffeine hunters, and the parents praying their toddlers nap before takeoff. Each tale lands with perfect comedic timing-and a surprising dose of heart-reminding us that even the worst travel day can become the best story.Whether you're a frequent flyer or an armchair adventurer, Airport Antics delivers the ultimate carry-on: laughter. Consider this your boarding pass to the funniest trip you'll take all year.
You May Already Be a Winner and Other Marginal Considerations
Fans of Jan Snow's "Marginal Considerations"--a "weekend Radio" feature heard on nearly 150 radio stations across the country -will delight in this new collection of her humorous pieces. Her essays offer a lighthearted look at everyday events and ordinary people-from "Creeping Cutetrification" to "The Training of Cats" and "Keeping the World Safe for Singing." Bathtubs, toothpaste, underwear, fruitcake, and even pockets become laughable objects under Snow's scrutiny.
Garfield Crash Diet
Garfield is finally on a diet he can stick to . . . and it involves lots of lasagna! Garfield's back in this brand-new full-color compilation comic strip book--truly a must-have for fans! Garfield is best known for his insatiable appetite for lasagna, donuts, pizza, coffee, and ice cream, but he has also been known to "diet," if only to have an excuse to obsess about food even more. Fans of the fat cat will not want to deprive themselves of this latest batch of scrumptious comics.
Stephen Colbert's Midnight Confessions
Based on the popular recurring sketch, Stephen Colbert "confesses" to all the shameful things we all think or do in secret...and have no intention of stopping anytime soon. This paperback will be published in time for The Late Show's upcoming May 2026 cancellation. Forgive him, Father, for Stephen Colbert has sinned. He knew it was wrong at the time. But he went ahead and did it anyway. Now he's begging for forgiveness. Based on his popular segment from The Late Show, Stephen Colbert and his team of writers reveal his most shameful secrets to millions (although, actually, he'd like you not to tell anyone). Now available in paperback, Midnight Confessions is an illustrated collection of Stephen Colbert at his most brilliant and irreverent.
Growing Up
A hilarious memoir by three brothers, Growing Up recounts their wild adventures with family. From facing death to engaging in stupid antics, their witty tales blend heart-pounding moments with youthful mischief and heart. Will the trio outsmart their own chaos? Perfect for readers craving a laugh-out-loud, heartfelt journey.
Poo Knew It!
Do you savor your peace and quiet every time you drop some hefty deuces in the loo? What if you can learn something new while enjoying this mini relaxation period? Transform your bathroom breaks into a delightful escape with this quirky guide to all things poo-related! Whether you're enjoying a moment of peace or tackling a tricky situation, this book offers a treasure trove of fun and knowledge to keep you entertained. Inside you'll find a couple of things to tickle your brain in the best way possible while answering nature's call: - Take a humorous journey through the evolution of toilets, from ancient Rome to modern plumbing - Enjoy a collection of the best toilet humor - Discover the dos and don'ts of toilet customs from around the world - Unearth amusing references in classical literature that will make you lose your shit (literally) - Take a load off your mind by answering a quiz to recognize animal droppings - Explore fascinating folklore related to poop from cultures around the globe - Keep track of your own bowel movements with a humorous twist, plus a bonus chart to decode the 7 types of poops! The perfect book to pick up during your personal time on the loo, while you're trying your best to release the beast!
My Diecast Life
When longtime indie-publisher and SLG Publishing founder Dan Vado found a carrier full of his childhood diecast cars while cleaning out his late mother's attic, the first thing he did was play with them. He didn't lay out track, although he could have, he rolled them around a table and he found himself reminiscing about the times spent playing with these cars and the story each one had. What began as a few nostalgic eBay listings turned into a memoir about growing up Italian-American in late-1960s San Jose. In My Diecast Life, Vado spins a series of warm, funny, and vividly detailed stories-each tied to a toy car-that chart the collisions between family, friendship, and the first sparks of imagination. From Sunday living-room races on bright-orange track to learning English at home one mis-translated soap opera at a time, Vado re-creates the sights, sounds, and smells of suburban California childhood with humor and heart.
My Diecast Life
When longtime indie-publisher and SLG Publishing founder Dan Vado found a carrier full of his childhood diecast cars while cleaning out his late mother's attic, the first thing he did was play with them. He didn't lay out track, although he could have, he rolled them around a table and he found himself reminiscing about the times spent playing with these cars and the story each one had. What began as a few nostalgic eBay listings turned into a memoir about growing up Italian-American in late-1960s San Jose. In My Diecast Life, Vado spins a series of warm, funny, and vividly detailed stories-each tied to a toy car-that chart the collisions between family, friendship, and the first sparks of imagination. From Sunday living-room races on bright-orange track to learning English at home one mis-translated soap opera at a time, Vado re-creates the sights, sounds, and smells of suburban California childhood with humor and heart.
Mom's Dad Jokes
Everyone loves a good "#1 Dad," but why should dads have all the fun? This book proves the exception to the rule! It's packed with dad joke humor created by Brett Belle. Yes, she's a mom, and yes, she'll make you laugh until you cry. Here are a few regrettable, dad-approved samples for your amusement: - Most people don't realize Argentina's so cold... it's bordering on Chile- A dragon would never explode. A dino might.- This just in: The toilet at the police station has been stolen... as it stands, the police have nothing to go on.- What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.- My husband just called to tell me he saw a fox on the way to work. I wonder how he knew it was on its way to work.- What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.- My sister was giving me a pep talk the other day. She said, "You know, things could always be worse. You could be stuck in a hole filled with water." I know she means well.- When I read horror books in Braille, I'm pretty sure I know when something bad is about to happen... I can feel it.- Just when you think food couldn't possibly call you on the phone... Bam! Onion rings.- My boss said he was going to fire the employee with the worst posture... I have a hunch it might be me In this joke book, you'll find over 300 lines like these--original gut-busters and classic groaners--plus QR codes that link to Brett's funny social media accounts.
The Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Driving
Steer clear of car trouble with this funny pocket-sized gift book from the best-selling Worst-Case Scenario(R) series. Getting into a car is the most dangerous thing most of us do every day. Learn expert advice for handling scary scenarios behind the wheel: How to drive down a flight of stairsHow to pee in the car while stuck in trafficHow to bail out of a car at high speeds . . . and more survival strategies that fit in your glove compartment.
The End of My Life Is Killing Me
Instant National Bestseller A book of small rescues against despair. In this deftly comedic and deeply contemplative memoir, the New York Times bestselling author faces life's biggest curveball only to find resilience in the most unlikely places. After Annabelle Gurwitch received an out-of-the blue diagnosis of Stage 4 lung cancer, an existential dread set in. Precision medicine offered a temporary reprieve--but instead of turning into a cancer warrior, Annabelle declared herself a cancer slacker. Her motto: no runs, no ribbons, no religion. Told with her signature wit, warmth, and gimlet eye, Gurwitch draws inspiration from Greek mythology and TV comedies, Kermit the Frog and Samuel Beckett. She accidentally acquires an angel, embraces being in it "just for the sex," and finds herself on a European van tour selling merch for a heavy metal band. In this hilariously and deeply affecting meditation on mortality, the actress and activist illuminates life with chronic disease, inequities in care, and celebrates tiny victories, the crusty ends of baguettes, the discreet pleasure of sucking at a hobby, and the unshakable bond of female friendship. She upends the notion of living each day as if it were your last, as she discovers you can carpe too much diem, embracing, instead, the extraordinariness of the ordinary.
The Legend of Confuse-us
2,500 years ago, a contemporary of Confucius named Confuse-us also lived in ancient China. Once a student of the great Confucius, he broke with his mentor over various issues concerning proper bathroom etiquette. To our good fortune, the legendary Confuse-us, regarded as the foremost bathroom scholar of all-time, left thousands of wise sayings that are still quite relevant today. Following his sagacious bathroom advice will make all of us honorable hosts and gracious guests while also saving us countless embarrassing moments.In The Legend of Confuse-us, you will learn all the important rules of proper bathroom behavior while laughing your head off at all of the compiled sayings, commandments, quotes, nursery rhymes, full song parodies and more. Pick up a copy for yourself and for someone you truly care about. You'll both be glad you did.
This Is Why We Love Cats
The Ultimate Funny Cat Book for Cat Lovers!This hilarious cat book is a tribute to the glorious chaos of our feline friends!Inside, you'll find: 40+ funny and heartwarming photos of real cats being their perfectly weird selvesWitty captions that capture the absurd brilliance of everyday cat behaviorA playful and modern design that makes it perfect for your coffee tableThis book: Brings instant laughter and joy with real, relatable cat momentsA perfect conversation starter and mood booster for any roomMakes thoughtful cat themed gift for cat lovers, perfect for birthdays, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Christmas, retirement, or any occasion.Get this book NOW and share the joy (and chaos) that only cats can bring!
How to Wash a Red Apple
Ever wished life came with official instructions-because you're definitely overthinking how to wash fruit right now? Congratulations, you've just found the manual.Issued by the Directorate of O.O.P.S. (Organization for the Observation of Predictable Scenarios), this field guide treats everyday chaos like a compliance protocol. Each entry comes with an Objective, Materials, Step-by-Step, and Final Thoughts-so you finally have a structured plan for the things you didn't know needed one.Here's what makes this manual worth filing: Absurdly serious humor: dry, straight-faced instructions that turn tiny dilemmas into full procedures.Stress relief for overthinkers: clear steps provide comic structure that actually calms anxious minds.Quick, re-readable chapters: open at random and you get a complete, self-contained scenario in minutes. Smart gift value: more clever than a novelty item, more fun than self-help-perfect for coworkers, friends, or Secret Santa.Visual comedy: line-art diagrams and "official" stamps that make the parody feel like a real field manual.Perfect for anxious overthinkers, rule-lovers, and anyone who finds comfort in turning nonsense into official procedure. Whether as a desk companion, a bedtime laugh, or the smartest gag gift you'll ever give, this book delivers certified relief from daily unpredictability.
You're Caller Number 7, Please Try Again
For over four decades, Gomez Adams has been a familiar voice to Syracuse radio listeners, cracking jokes, spinning tracks, and waking up Central New York with a shot of humor, heart, and just a little chaos. Now, the beloved local DJ invites you behind the scenes of his long-running career in radio.From prank calls and promotional events gone sideways to unforgettable listeners, on-air mishaps, and moments of unexpected tenderness, You're Caller Number Seven, Please Try Again is a laugh-out-loud and surprisingly touching collection of stories that span from the analog '80s to the digital now. Packed with nostalgia, insider quirks, and the kind of tales that only happen in live radio, Gomez's memoir is a love letter to the medium - and to the community that's tuned in all these years.Whether you grew up listening to him or just love a good behind-the-scenes antics, this book hits all the right notes.
The Legend of Confuse-us
2,500 years ago, a contemporary of Confucius named Confuse-us also lived in ancient China. Once a student of the great Confucius, he broke with his mentor over various issues concerning proper bathroom etiquette. To our good fortune, the legendary Confuse-us, regarded as the foremost bathroom scholar of all-time, left thousands of wise sayings that are still quite relevant today. Following his sagacious bathroom advice will make all of us honorable hosts and gracious guests while also saving us countless embarrassing moments.In The Legend of Confuse-us, you will learn all the important rules of proper bathroom behavior while laughing your head off at all of the compiled sayings, commandments, quotes, nursery rhymes, full song parodies and more. Pick up a copy for yourself and for someone you truly care about. You'll both be glad you did.
Stereotype Killers
Stereotypes Are Made to Be BrokenWhat do a pornstar who never had sex on camera, a billionaire in basketball shorts, a dictator who dismantled his own regime, and a Southern linebacker with a PhD in psychology all have in common?They shattered expectations.Stereotype Killers brings together the astonishing stories of nearly fifty people who defied every label the world tried to pin on them. From Bill Murray, who despised fame, to Barry Goldwater, the cowboy conservative who fought for civil rights and personal freedom; from Bob Ross, the Air Force drill sergeant who chose to whisper to the world, to Pandora Peaks, the model who refused the script of her industry-this book is a collection of lives that prove nothing is as simple as it seems.Through history, entertainment, politics, sports, art, and philosophy, Dr. Robbie King explores the real human beings behind the caricatures. Some are household names. Others you've never heard of. But every one of them will change the way you think about stereotypes forever.This is not just a book of stories. It's a reminder: you can't assume anything about anyone.
Mary and I
Dive into book three of the thrilling saga: "Mary & I: The First Witch, the Real Story of Miss Mary Mack" where magic and history intertwine in a battle for world domination! Mary and Thomas embark on a daring mission to rescue Min and Fritz from the clutches of the sinister Leo and a bomb-throwing Coppersmith who will stop at nothing to achieve their dark goals. The stakes rise when Mary must confront not only malevolent forces but also the relentless pursuit of the U.S. government. Faced with impossible choices, will she align with her enemies to protect her friends from a fate worse than death, or will she risk everything to prevent the world from falling into a war?When Thomas's resourceful niece, Victoria, enters the fray, she unveils a crucial piece about the origins of Mary's extraordinary visions and powers.In this electrifying installment of Alexander G. J's captivating series, the secret war of the Forgers collides with the ordinary world of New York in 1915, weaving a rich tapestry of intrigue, danger, and unexpected alliances.Prepare for a spellbinding journey where every decision could alter the course of human history!
I'm a Lot
In this witty, absurd, and surprisingly moving memoir-in-essays, comedian Alison Leiby unpacks the multitudes women are told to be--and the joy of refusing to pick just one. Have you ever frozen when someone asks, "So, tell me about yourself?" If so, take a page from I'm a Lot. Alison Leiby proudly embraces the identities we're often encouraged to hide: Housewives stan. Discount shopaholic. Former jock. Happily single. Childless by choice and proud cat mom. Through these different roles and identities, Leiby reveals her hard-earned wisdom about what it's like to be a woman who does it all (except for the things that make her say "uh, no thank you"). When she was nineteen years old, a complication from back surgery left Leiby on her deathbed. After a surprising recovery, you might assume Leiby was ready to seize life by the you-know-whats. But instead of letting this one miraculous experience define her, Leiby's brush with death made her realize there is nothing more beautiful in this life than just getting to be yourself. And while women are still expected to conform to many patriarchal labels, Leiby ignores the pressure to be palatable and instead champions all the joyful, weird, and complicated selves she brings to the world. In fourteen personal essays full of deadpan jokes, tender moments of candid introspection, and insightful social commentary, Leiby encourages us to ditch the manufactured Instagram persona and embrace the fact that sometimes the puzzle pieces don't always fit to create a perfect picture, but that doesn't mean we are incomplete.
Puns Not Guns
The Title says it all: a collection of humorous verse covering myriad subjects, from family to finance; from religion to politics; from diet to exercise, and plenty more. Short and punchy, a great gift to lift a friend's spirits. But beware: The content is PUNishing!
Sister Agatha
She's 118 years old, four steps from glory and now she's done playing nice.Sister Agatha has lived a long, saintly life across three centuries-only to be told, during a routine check-up, that she's got just one week left to live. It's a bit of an inconvenience, really. You see, Sister Agatha once made a vow: to be the oldest person in the world. At last count, she was in fifth place. So close...But where there's a will, there's a way, and the super-centenarian creates a bold Plan B.Armed with little more than rosary beads, a fertile imagination and old-fashioned determination, Sister Agatha sets off on one final mission: to meet the four people standing between her and immortality and to gently expedite their demise. After all, vows are sacred. And Sister Agatha? She will not go quietly...A deliciously dark and delightfully funny romp across the globe, perfect for fans of Richard Osman. 'Beautifully written. We loved it' -Woman's Way, Book of the Week'Hilarious' - Irish Tatler Man'Hilarious d矇but' - Irish Mail on Sunday'One of the year's best d矇buts' - Jennifer Zamparelli, 2FM'A killer concept' - Irish Daily Star'A darkly comic tale' - Irish Daily Mail'One of the funniest books I've ever read' - Mary Roe, Connemara Community Radio'There is so much in it to enjoy... It works really, really well' - Gerry Kelly, Late Lunch, LMFM
Disappointing Affirmations 2027 Wall Calendar
From the wildly popular Instagram account and USA Today bestselling book, the Disappointing Affirmations2027 Wall Calendar hilariously counters the culture of relentless toxic positivity with a realistic take on a disappointing world where month-to-month, week after week, day-by-day failure is always an option.Pairing lovely vacation photos taken by the author himself with sayings that are amusingly self-critical, encouraging, disillusioned, or all three at once, Dave Tarnowski points to feelings commonly unacknowledged or hidden and spotlights them with humor, wit, and empathy. You can do it! But you probably won't. 24-page 12 x 12 inch month-by-month calendarDISAPPOINTMENT LOOMS LARGE: Totally not-disappointing large format aphorisms set in beautiful natural environments. Twelve monthly images, plus one for Sept-Dec 2026 at a glance. SELF-HELP HUMOR AT A GLANCE: Easy to hang at home or over an office desk--anywhere disappointment may strike. This comic gem offers a monthly dose of sneaky self-help in the form of expectation-setting affirmations. Perfect for anyone who knows it's really okay to not be okay all the time. PLASTIC-FREE MATERIALS: 100% plastic-free packaging and product. THERE'S MORE: See also the Disappointing Affirmations: Unfollow your dreams!and Sorry in advance for making things weird: A Disappointing Affirmations Collectionbooks, plus Disappointing Affirmations pencil set, postcard book, sticker book, affirmation deck, card game, daily calendar, and more! You won't be disappointed. Perfect for: College grads, people entering the workforce, people who wish they hadn't entered the workforce Fans of the @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account Anyone who isn't always cheerful and doesn't feel seen Fans of satire and sarcastic humor Anyone feeling burnout, empathy fatigue, positivity fatigue, or fatigue in general
The Worst-Case Scenario 2027 Daily Calendar
An action-packed, day-to-day guide to surviving a year's worth of peril--from the bestselling authors of The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook series.Danger! It lurks at every corner--sharks, grid collapse, a sinking car, a malfunctioning parachute. This crucial, illustrated daily calendar from the authors of the internationally bestselling Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook series is packed with step-by-step guidance and essential knowledge for extreme and everyday scenarios. Because you just never know. 6 x 5 x 1-1/2 inches316 tear-away pages ENTERTAINING AND AUTHORITATIVE: All advice and instruction are based on expert guidance collected by the authors and delivered in immediate and accessible Worst-Case Scenario style. KEEPING MILLIONS SAFE SINCE 1999: The Worst-Case Scenario series has kept readers safe and ready for more than 20 years, with more than 10 million copies sold. All advice is freshly vetted by survival experts. GREAT GIFT AND REFERENCE GUIDE: For those who like to be prepared for whatever might happen. PLASTIC-FREE MATERIALS: 100% plastic-free packaging and product.Perfect for: Adults, teens, and kids feeling a little anxious and in search of expert survival advice on extreme to everyday scenarios Fans of the Worst-Case Scenario book series Gift-givers seeking a funny and practical calendar People looking for clever office or desk decor
The Field Guide to Dumb Birds 2027 Daily Calendar
By the author of the wildly popular Field Guide to Dumb Birds series, this hilarious illustrated daily calendar is packed with dumb bird facts, birding how-to's, rants, insults, and often lovely drawings of the stupidest birds from around the world. Professional birding amateur Matt Kracht has had it with these winged losers, applying his funny and sometimes profane perspective to actual, for-real bird and birdwatching information to deliver an entertaining year of daily laughs and learning. Pages feature takedowns of dumb birds, observations about bird behavior and why they are so annoying, tips for observing them in the wild when you don't really have a choice, and much more. 6 x 5 x 1-1/2 inches316 tear-away pages FUNNY DAILY CALENDAR: Birding has never been more fun with 365 days of different dumb birds, illustrated, mocked, and celebrated for your enjoyment. LOVE BIRDS? HATE BIRDS?: For those who hate birds and for bird lovers everywhere with a sense of humor, this calendar is equal parts profane and funny. BESTSELLING AUTHOR: Matt Kracht is the author of the bestselling Field Guide to Dumb Birds series, including The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of the Whole Stupid World, The Field Guide to Dumb Birds Sticker Book, The Big Dumb Bird Journal, and (in a startling turn of enthusiasm) OMFG, BEES! GREAT GIFT FOR BIRD LOVERS: Pair with Matt's latest addition to the series, A Dumb Birds Field Guide to the Worst Birds Ever, to create the perfect present for full-on bird experts and amateur birders alike. PLASTIC-FREE MATERIALS: 100% plastic-free packaging and product. Perfect for: Birdwatching and nature enthusiastsPeople who think birds are creepy or annoying (and people who love birds but also enjoy a good laugh)Gift givers seeking a fun, quirky gift for their favorite bird enthusiast or animal loverFans of funny page-a-day calendars
What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Hotter
From the comedian and New York Times bestselling author of Idiot, a new essay collection about finding the funny even when your life is falling apart. The world knows comedian and content creator Laura Clery for her hilariously unhinged characters, brutally honest storytelling, and ability to find humor in places most of us wouldn't dare look. But now, she's facing a few things even she didn't see coming: Her seemingly rock-solid relationship crumbling into a very public, very painful divorce (yikes!). Becoming a single parent to two children (oof!), one of whom has significant special needs. Worst of all? She even started dating again (ew!). But instead of pretending like her life couldn't be better, Laura's putting it all on the table: mess, madness, and middle fingers included. And this time, she's writing her own happy ending. A survivor of addiction, abuse, and even a regrettable flirtation with bangs, Laura reveals how we can break down, rebuild, and still find a way to laugh during life's worst moments--whether it's waking up to find your career's work wiped from the internet, your date begging you to take a magic pill for your boobs, or getting your water shut off in the middle of bathtime. Raw, real, and darkly funny, Laura proves that there is always joy to be found even when life serves you its absolute worst: and that what doesn't kill you really will make you hotter. You might just have to get through a few disasters first.
The Eleven Who Were Saved
In the lush landscapes of Colombia's coffee region lies the city of Armenia, affectionately known as the "Miracle City." It is here, in a house filled with laughter, faith, and daily struggles, that the unforgettable story of The Children of Don Marco Aurelio begins. This heartwarming and deeply human novel explores the essence of family - the love that unites, the differences that define us, and the small, everyday moments that shape a lifetime.The story opens with a tender scene between Berni, a curious six-year-old boy, and his mother, whose wisdom and kindness illuminate the pages. When Berni innocently asks why his brothers don't look like him, his mother gently explains that every child is unique - like the fingers of her hand, each with a different name, shape, and purpose. What begins as a child's question unfolds into a universal reflection on individuality, family bonds, and the divine design behind human diversity.As the chapters progress, readers are invited into the vibrant world of Don Marco Aurelio's eleven children - each with a distinct personality, a unique dream, and a special place within the family. Through their joys, mistakes, and growth, we see the entire spectrum of human emotion: love and conflict, innocence and experience, humor and heartbreak. Together, they paint a portrait of life in mid-20th-century Colombia, a time of strong traditions, deep faith, and enduring values.The novel beautifully captures the rhythm of everyday life - from early mornings watering the garden to evenings filled with stories, music, and prayer. With lyrical prose and vivid descriptions, the author brings to life the smells of coffee fields, the sounds of laughter echoing through a humble home, and the unspoken strength of a mother who gives everything to her children.But beyond its setting, The Children of Don Marco Aurelio is a story about the human heart - about how love, patience, and understanding can overcome hardship. It honors mothers who raise their children with courage and tenderness, and fathers who work tirelessly to provide a better future. It celebrates individuality within unity, reminding us that differences do not divide families; they enrich them.This novel is both a celebration and a reflection - a journey through the soul of a family and a nation. It reminds readers that true happiness often hides in the simplest gestures: a shared smile, a mother's hug, or the sound of children's laughter in a sunlit garden.The Children of Don Marco Aurelio is a moving, timeless story about belonging, love, and the invisible threads that connect us all. It will touch the hearts of readers who cherish stories of family, identity, and the universal desire to be loved for who we truly are.
Out of Control
Mark Lowry can make you laugh louder than most of what you're likely to hear on The Comedy Channel and make you think deeper than much of what you're likely to hear in church. With his fresh and wacky style, Lowry's humor shines light on the important aspects of a life of faith.
Saadi's Tales 0f Virtue and Wisdom
Step into the timeless world of Sheikh Saadi Shirazi, one of the greatest Persian poets and moral philosophers, with this inspiring collection of classic stories from his masterpieces, 'Gulistan' and 'Bustan'. 'Saadi's Tales of Virtue and Wisdom' brings together powerful fables and parables filled with ethical lessons, profound wisdom, and reflections on human nature. From tales of justice and kindness to lessons on humility, integrity, and the consequences of our actions, this book offers a treasure trove of insights that remain relevant in today's world. Inside this book, you will discover: * The True Wrestler - A lesson on inner strength over physical power * The Miser's Story - A cautionary tale about greed and its consequences * The Compassionate King - A reminder of the power of mercy in leadership * The Value of Salt - A simple yet profound story on appreciating life's essentials * The Victory of Gentleness - A testament to the strength of kindness over force * And many more timeless stories on character, justice, and morality! Written in an engaging and thought-provoking style, this collection is perfect for readers of all ages who seek wisdom, inspiration, and a deeper understanding of life's moral values. Whether you are a lover of classical literature, a student of philosophy, or someone looking for meaningful lessons to apply in everyday life, 'Saadi's Tales of Virtue and Wisdom' will be a cherished addition to your library. Perfect for: * Lovers of literature and philosophy * Readers seeking timeless moral lessons * Teachers, parents, and students exploring ethical storytelling * Anyone looking for an inspiring and thought-provoking read.Let the wisdom of Sheikh Saadi Shirazi guide you toward a life of virtue, kindness, and wisdom.
The Wit and Charm of Emily in Paris
Thanks to Paris, Emily's life is about to bloom. In this book, you will find the best quotes from the first three series, and the wit and charm will stylishly inspire you and make you smile. Since its release in 2020 Emily in Paris has received some criticism from journalists and Parisians for being ridiculously unrealistic...nevertheless, its global popularity has established it as a flagship Netflix show, which narrates most entertainingly the fairytale of Emily Cooper, a Millenial/Gen Z American in Paris, played by Lily Collins. One could say that Emily has the size and charm of Audrey Hepburn and the irreverent style of the girl from Chicago. The Emily in Paris series is a visual feast that unveils all the Parisian codes: must-see iconic sites, trendy "m'as-tu vu?" spots, haute couture and snobbery, and, of course, exquisite food! Aerial views, night shots of the City of Light, rooftops and caf矇 terraces place Paris as the central character along with Emily of course. She'll take her Parisian sexual awakening and career development into her very own American hands! This is the perfect gift for any fans of the hit Netflix series!
HOW VERY BRITISH! A Jolly Good Culture Clash Road Trip
Five Foreigners. Two Brits. And One Island Of Delightfully Bonkers Traditions.A laugh-out-loud novel inspired by the very real eccentricities of British life.Joana and Brian thought showing off England to their foreign guests would be easy: rolling hills, a few sheep, maybe a castle. Instead, they're herding five wide-eyed travellers straight into the wonderfully eccentric world of British life.How do you explain a country where people apologise to lampposts, pull faces through horse collars, and race in mud dressed as maids? Where bathroom light switches hide in hallways, compliments spark panic, and adults parade with flaming barrels on their heads? And that's before anyone tried brown sauce...You don't explain it.You just laugh, queue politely, and put the kettle on.This isn't a neat tourist road trip. It's a journey beneath England's skin: its stories, its oddities, its muddle. Packed with baffling traditions and cultural misunderstandings that make for the best memories.Grab an umbrella, keep your humour, and join as five foreigners and two Brits discover the only way to understand this island is by diving head-first into its charmingly eccentric chaos.
That's My Business!
Another collection of showbiz jokes and reminiscences from Alton Douglas. If you've enjoyed Alton's three previous books, you're certain to enjoy this one. During a successful lifetime spent in showbusiness, Alton has met and worked with many of the greatest names of the past fifty years. Discover backstage stories and mishaps, find out who's nice and who's not so nice, and enjoy many of Alton's best jokes along the way. Struggling to find the perfect present for that difficult relative? This is sure to please and answers all your gift conundrums. A perfect Christmas present, just made for curling up in front of the fire and ignoring the storms outside.
Nobody Warned Us
Congratulations. You've reached midlife.Your reward? Hormonal chaos, adult kids who ghost you, friends who vanish mid-text, and a metabolism slower than your Wi-Fi.This isn't a glow up story. It's a survival rant for the sarcastic Gen X women who were told they could have it all and are now expected to juggle it, smile politely, and keep showing up like it's no big deal.Nobody Warned Us is what happens when you stop sugarcoating and start side eyeing. Inside, you'll find zero advice but plenty of company in essays like: Too Young to Retire, Too Old to Give a Sh*tMenopause, Mayhem & Mood SwingsMidlife Dating & Other Unsolved MysteriesThe Friend Breakup Nobody Talks AboutCongratulations, You're Now the Oldest Person in the Group ChatThis isn't self help. It's self recognition. A loud, dry laugh in the face of midlife mayhem. A mirror and maybe a smudge of lip gloss held up to what it means to be a Gen X woman who's still standing, still sarcastic, and finally loud enough to hear herself over the noise.If you've ever felt invisible, unhinged, weirdly powerful, or one group chat away from losing it, read this. Not because it'll fix anything. But because you're not crazy. You're just Gen X. And you've seen some sh*t.For fans of Nora Ephron, Jenny Lawson, and every woman who's ever muttered "I'm fine" while plotting her escape or laughed through exhaustion, cursed through chaos, and Googled her symptoms at 2 a.m. Nobody Warned Us is your permission slip to stop pretending and start laughing again.
Pranks a Million!
Ernest Iffers is a clever, thoughtful kid-but at school, he faces a real challenge: Yufarius "Yoofie" Tate, the ultimate prankster. When Yoofie hatches a plan to hide their teacher's desk, Ernest must decide whether to join in-or do the right thing.Full of rhymes, humor, and zany antics, Pranks a Million! is a laugh-out-loud story about friendship, choices, and standing up for what's right. Kids will giggle at Yoofie's tricks, while learning that courage and clever thinking can save the day.The first book in the Ernest Iffers Adventures series, perfect for ages 6-10.
You Absolute Plonker
Learn the Art of the Perfect British Put-DownDry, devastating, and delightfully witty-You Absolute Plonker is your passport to mastering the cheeky charm of British lingo and backhanded compliments.From casual pub banter to the razor-sharp repartee of British comedy books, this guide unveils the nation's best jabs, witty put-downs, and euphemisms, all delivered with that signature deadpan humor.Written by internet personality and British humor aficionado Michael Baker, this book decodes the colorful world of British slang, vernacular, and colloquialisms that make up the UK's most beloved (and biting) forms of communication. Whether you're wondering What is dry humor? or eager to impress your mates with authentic British insults, this guide has you covered.Inside, you'll find: Ways to master the art of the backhanded compliment and insult someone so politely they'll thank you for it.Advice to sharpen your wit with a repertoire of British euphemisms, Shakespearean burns, and modern-day snark.How to decode everyday British lingo and uncover the subtle slights and deadpan humor woven into casual conversation.A Must-Have Gift for Lovers of British Humor. Perfect for fans of British humor books, anglophiles, expats, or anyone hunting for dry humor gifts, You Absolute Plonker turns you into a true connoisseur of cheeky charm. So, grab a cuppa and prepare to wield words with the grace of a British aristocrat and the cheek of a seasoned pub regular.If you liked Very British Problems, The Wicked Wit of Winston Churchill, or How to Speak Brit, then you'll love You Absolute Plonker.
Birding Cartoons
Birding Cartoons is collection of hilarious cartoon illustrations that delves into the curious world of birding. Whether you're a seasoned twitcher or just discovering the joy of feathered friends, this book is guaranteed to tickle your funny bone. Created by David Kowalick, this collection draws on decades of birding adventures across the globe. David's firsthand experience with the quirks and passions of birders brings authenticity and hilarity to every page. A perfect gift for birders of all levels-from backyard beginners to globe-trotting pros.
Dress Up Taylor: A New Era
Swifites rejoice! Get pressing and dressing with 12 all-new looks from the queen of the charts and our hearts. Following the success of the first volume, Dress Up Taylor: A New Era features 12 all-new outfits to style your fave pop icon in. From Taylor's swingin' '60s mod dress in the "ME!" music video and her NYU graduation garb, to fan-favorite looks from the Eras Tour and the darkly romantic wedding dress worn in the "Fortnight" music video, this brand-new volume offers a dozen more showstopping looks to add to the Taylor paper doll wardrobe. With beautifully illustrated, press-out outfits and a sturdy Taylor mannequin wearing a new Eras Tour bodysuit, this new paper doll book is the ultimate collector's item for Swifties and fashionistas alike.
Okpele Divinational Symbols of Ifism
OKPELE: Divinational Symbols of Ifism explores the profound spiritual tradition of Yoruba Ifa divination through the lens of the sacred Okpele (Opele) chain. Rooted in the wisdom of West Africa, Ifism is one of the world's oldest living systems of knowledge, guidance, and spirituality. This book introduces readers to the foundational symbols, meanings, and practices of Okpele divination, offering insights into the connection between human destiny, ancestral wisdom, and universal order.Written with clarity and depth, this work is both a cultural preservation and a spiritual guide, designed for practitioners, scholars, and seekers of African traditional religion. Whether you are new to Ifa or deepening your study, OKPELE provides a pathway to understanding the symbolic language that has guided generations for centuries.Rich in cultural heritage and spiritual insight, this book is an essential resource for anyone interested in Yoruba spirituality, African traditional religions, or divinatory practices around the world.
99 Reasons
99 Reasons Why Cats Rule - and Why We Worship Them Anyway.This funny cat book collects 99 witty snapshots of real feline life: 5 a.m. wake-up calls, sacred cardboard boxes instead of designer beds, keyboard sabotage in the home office, sock theft, botanical crusades against houseplants, midnight hallway sprints, and those magical moments when a single purr melts every worry. Each vignette reads like a mini sketch - sharp, humorous, and true to the paradox of the cat: aristocrat and clown at once. �� What's inside The texts celebrate the eternal paradox: cats are independent yet affectionate, strict yet comforting, perched in dignity on the back of the sofa only to become a paper-roll performance artist minutes later. You'll meet bathroom audiences, the philosophy of the door ("always closed - except when it's open"), royal eye contact, Zen-master naps, and the great natural law: "The packaging is better than the gift." Along the way come gentle love bites, affectionate head-butts, and nightly pillow takeovers reminding us why we joyfully let ourselves be trained. �� Who is it for? For everyone who lives with fur: new cat parents, long-time cat owners, couples, roommates, families, grandparents - and anyone who loves humorous cat stories that bring laughter and stress relief. Perfect for readers who enjoy cat quotes books, cat jokes books, or a good vibes book cats to brighten any day. ✨ Why it works Because recognition sparks laughter: the solemn inspection of the scratching post, the operatic performance in the bathroom, the intense stare into the aquarium, the refrigerator oracle, and the silent rule over couches and hearts. Between irony and warmth, this cat humor book shows how a blink, a head-butt, or a nap on the keyboard teaches us mindfulness, calm, and a pinch of feline wisdom. Cats are the best stress-relief coaches on four paws. �� Perfect gift idea As a cat lover gift, a funny gift for women or men, a present for a best friend or colleague, a birthday gift, a Christmas gift, or a thank-you for the cat sitter - this humorous cat book works for every occasion. Whether as a travel companion, coffee-table book, or quick bedtime read, these miniatures turn small disasters into funny anecdotes you'll keep sharing. �� Content highlights From "Water only from your glass" to "Laptop is lava" and sunspot hunting: 99 tiny stories reveal laser-pointer logic, the duel "vacuum cleaner vs. feline majesty," and the eternal riddle "half full = empty." Every scene is short, sharp, and instantly recognizable - pure funny cat humor. �� Tone & style Charming, cheeky in the best sense, always heartfelt - short, precise mini-texts that dance between light satire and genuine affection. Ideal for a cat mom gift, a funny gift cat lovers, or anyone looking for a quick smile and an anti-stress break. Open, chuckle, sigh, breathe again.
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Hindsight might be 20/20 but that won't help you until it's too late . . . You might be familiar with one "Eureka!" moment, but that's not the only bathtub brainwave out there. Sometimes inventions are the result of just stumbling into a good idea--imagine trying to save people from malaria and inventing a new shade of purple instead. And sometimes ideas are better left on the drawing board, like an instant haircutter that also helpfully burns your hair off, or a trashcan that is also a food-storage container, cheese grater, and flytrap all in one. There are countless inventions that never quite "took off," like a bicycle geared to travel at the speed of light. And then there's the Canadian inventor who discovered how to fly without wings or a balloon. But if you're looking for openings in the market, don't bother building a better mousetrap--there are more mousetrap patent categories than there are successful mousetrap designs.For fans of What If? and MythBusters, What Could Possibly Go Wrong? is a collection of fascinating and amusing "did you know" stories including great ideas that never made it to market, lost technologies, absurd inventions, and more. Some of these stories are stranger than fiction, but all of them have the added benefit of being true.
99 Brilliant Tips
The Honest Dad Survival Guide is the book every father-to-be wished he had before the first diaper blowout. Warm, witty, and practical, this funny gift for dads book mixes 99 micro-strategies with humor to help new fathers navigate sleepless nights, exploding diapers, 3:42 a.m. bottles, endless Disney loops, and the joy of that first baby smile. More than a dry manual, it's a survival guide for first-time dads, a pregnancy book for dads funny and useful, and a go-to dad handbook you'll actually open. What's inside this dad survival book: - Quick, real-life hacks: power naps that work, "yes honey" at the right moment, onesies with snaps (no wrestling), trimming tiny nails without panic, lullaby playlists, baby carriers that save your back, changing diapers in impossible places, and rescuing your coffee before it's cold.- Humor as stress relief: crisis-to-comedy reframes, dad jokes alternatives, five-minute resets, realistic fatherhood expectations, and laugh-out-loud parenting fails that make you feel normal.- No sugarcoating: you'll meet the midnight feeds, eye-bags as honor badges, first fevers, daycare drop-offs, messy living rooms that double as theme parks-and those hugs that heal everything. Who this book is for: - Expecting fathers searching for a pregnancy handbook for dads funny and practical.- First-time dads who need a practical handbook for new dads book with tips they can use tonight.- Families and friends searching for a baby shower gift for dad book, Father's Day gift for dad book, or a birthday gift for dad from wife and kids that balances humor with genuine advice.- Grandparents, friends, coworkers looking for a unique gag gift for new dads or a funny dad book alternative to dad jokes. Topics every dad will recognize: baby sleep envy, coffee as vacation, improvised lullabies, "vacations" with no rest, learning to let go at the right time, bonding with your newborn, supporting your partner, finding balance between work and family, surviving teething, introducing solids, and managing toddler chaos. Each short chapter makes fatherhood more manageable and a lot funnier. How to use it: read one tip at a time, test it in the wild, laugh at the result, repeat tomorrow. It's a no-judgment dad survival guide book you can read solo at 2 a.m., share with your partner, or pass around to friends. Why it works: because nothing is staged or polished. Every survival hack comes from situations real dads face daily. The book encourages fathers to lower impossible standards, embrace imperfection, and use humor to keep perspective. It's relatable, respectful, and loaded with self-deprecating dad humor. Perfect for gifting (US occasions): works as a baby shower gift for expecting fathers, a new dad survival gift book, a Father's Day book for dad, a birthday gift for husband from wife, a Christmas gift for dad or grandpa, or a supportive pick-me-up for a sleep-deprived friend. Slide it into the hospital bag, wrap it up for a coworker, or use it as a stocking stuffer funny dad book.
Everything I Know about Love Fifth Anniversary Special Edition
A deluxe, limited anniversary edition hardcover of Dolly Alderton's beloved New York Times bestseller, featuring a new short introduction from the author and eye-catching pink stained edges."There is no writer quite like Dolly Alderton working today."--Lisa Taddeo, author of #1 New York Times bestseller Three Women"A beautifully told journey and a thoughtful, important book. I loved it."--Elizabeth Gilbert, New York Times bestselling author of Eat, Pray, Love and City of GirlsWhen it comes to the trials and triumphs of becoming an adult, journalist and former Sunday Times columnist Dolly Alderton has seen and tried it all. In her memoir, she vividly recounts falling in love, finding a job, getting drunk, getting dumped, realizing that Ivan from the corner shop might just be the only reliable man in her life, and that absolutely no one can ever compare to her best girlfriends. Everything I Know About Love is about bad dates, good friends and--above all else--realizing that you are enough.Glittering with wit and insight, heart and humor, Dolly Alderton's unforgettable debut weaves together personal stories, satirical observations, a series of lists, recipes, and other vignettes that will strike a chord of recognition with women of every age--making you want to pick up the phone and tell your best friends all about it. Like Bridget Jones' Diary but all true, Everything I Know About Love is about the struggles of early adulthood in all its terrifying and hopeful uncertainty.
Real Life, Real Funny
Twenty-five famous Mainers share humorous stories of everyday life in and about the state of Maine. It's homegrown humor laced with folksy wisdom in the tradition of John Gould and Marshall Dodge. Mainers are born storytellers and they have perfected the art of telling a joke with Down East understatement. These wits recount tales of growing up and growing old in times when politics was more fun and Maine people seemed to know how to better cope with the demands of life and times on the rugged coast, the vast inland forest, and the places in-between. The twenty-five contributors include well-recognized political names-Maine's current governor, a senator, a former senator, and a former governor-so there's a healthy dose of political stories mixed into the collection of wicked Maine wit. They are illuminating, bittersweet, and laugh-out-loud funny-and they capture the gritty, independent spirit Mainers are known for.
Advice No One Asked for
From the Emmy-nominated comedian who created "the best segment in late night" (Vulture) comes this hilarious and practical collection of advice for how to live your best life in love, at work, and in comedy. You'd think with a r矇sum矇 like Jenny Hagel's--being a writer/performer for Late Night with Seth Meyers, and head writer/EP of The Amber Ruffin Show--she would describe her greatest accomplishment as something like sharing the stage with Hillary Clinton, or the six times she was nominated for an Emmy. Yet, for Jenny, landing a joke or going to a fancy award show pales in comparison to her true passion: giving people advice. Jenny is so obsessed with (addicted to?) offering unsolicited wisdom that she runs a sold-out live show in New York City called, appropriately, Jenny Hagel Gives Advice. With her debut essay collection, Jenny sets out to backseat drive for as many unwitting strangers as possible. The result is a heartfelt and funny journey through a list of life-changing recommendations, like: wear black when you travel, buy an analog watch, and just because you can go into the monkey enclosure while visiting Honduras doesn't mean that you should.
The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Gay
From comedian Eliot Glazer comes a hilarious and heartfelt essay collection for Las Culturistas listeners, 30 Rock fanatics, and any reader who wishes David Sedaris were just a tad filthier. Comedian and writer Eliot Glazer may occasionally get some stuff right, but being gay is not one of them. Poppers make him dizzy. Parties make him panicked. And the term "guncle" makes him queasy. When it comes to being part of the LGBTQ+ community, Eliot just can't seem to find his shade of the rainbow, which is precisely why he repeatedly suggests a grayscale one instead (although no one seems to listen). In a community built around the "chosen family," Eliot can't even get adopted. The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Gay is for anyone who fully spirals while shopping for a throw pillow, does breathing exercises before entering a pool party, or has a full-fledged breakdown after accidentally dyeing their fake front tooth bubblegum blue amid a torrid affair with a guy under house arrest. (Okay, that might just be Eliot, but it's one hell of a story.) This collection of essays is for Las Culturistas listeners, 30 Rock fanatics, and any reader who wishes David Sedaris were just a tad filthier. Eliot's laugh-out-loud yet quietly heartbreaking stories capture the glory, chaos, and contradictions of queer modern life--a rallying cry for anyone who's ever felt like the odd one out, the minority within the minority, and the one who always seems to "do it wrong."
Class Clown
America's most beloved wiseass finally tells his life story with all the humor you'd expect from a man who made a career out of making fun of pretty much everything. How does the son of a Presbyterian minister wind up winning a Pulitzer Prize for writing a wildly inaccurate newspaper column read by millions of people? In Class Clown, Dave Barry takes us on a hilarious ride, starting with a childhood largely spent throwing rocks for entertainment--there was no internet--and preparing for nuclear war by hiding under a classroom desk. After literally getting elected class clown in high school, he went to college, where, as an English major, he read snippets of great literature when he was not busy playing in a rock band (it was the sixties). He began his journalism career at a small-town Pennsylvania newspaper where he learned the most important rule of local journalism: never confuse a goose with a duck. His journey then took a detour into the business world, where as a writing consultant he spent years trying, with limited success, to get corporate folks to, for God's sake, get the point. Somehow from there he wound up as a humor columnist for The Miami Herald, where his boss was a wild man who encouraged him to write about anything that struck him as amusing and to never worry about alienating anyone. His columns were not popular with everyone: He managed to alienate a vast army of Neil Diamond fans, and the entire state of Indiana. But he also developed a loyal following of readers who alerted him to the threat of exploding toilets, not to mention the fire hazards posed by strawberry pop-tarts and Rollerblade Barbie, which he demonstrated to the nation on the David Letterman show. He led his readers on a crusade against telemarketers that ultimately caused the national telemarketers association to stop answering its own phones because it was getting--irony alert--too many unwanted calls. He has also run for president multiple times, although so far without success. He became a book author and joined a literary rock band, which was not good at playing music but did once perform with Bruce Springsteen, who sang backup to Dave. As for his literary merits, Dave writes: "I'll never have the critical acclaim of, say, Marcel Proust. But was Marcel Proust ever on Carson? Did he ever steal a hotel sign for Oprah?" Class Clown isn't just a memoir; it's a vibrant celebration of a life rich with humor, absurdity, joy, and sadness. Dave says the most important wisdom imparted by his Midwestern parents was never to take anything too seriously. This laughter-filled book is proof that he learned that lesson well.
