Jokes for Kids
JOKES FOR KIDSInside this book, you will find a collection of hilarious jokes for kids of all ages!These jokes are suitable for the whole family. Have fun sharing these jokes with your friends and family and see how many laughs you can get!
Sarah’s Scribbles #4
The newest Sarah's Scribbles collection from New York Times bestselling author and Goodreads Choice award winner Sarah Andersen. The fourth book in the enormously popular graphic novel series, the latest collection of Sarah's Scribbles comics explores the evils of procrastination, the trials of the creative process, the cuteness of kittens, and the beauty of not caring about your appearance as much as you did when you were younger. When it comes to humorous illustrations of the awkwardness and hilarity of millennial life, Sarah's Scribbles is without peer.
Something That May Shock and Discredit You
"One of our smartest, most inventive humor writers, Ortberg combines bathos and the devotional into a revelation." --Jordy Rosenberg, The New York Times Book Review From the New York Times bestselling author of Texts From Jane Eyre and Merry Spinster, writer of Slate's "Dear Prudence" column, and cofounder of The Toast comes a hilarious and stirring collection of essays and cultural observations spanning pop culture--from the endearingly popular to the staggeringly obscure. Daniel M. Lavery is known for blending genres, forms, and sources to develop fascinating new hybrids--from lyric rants to horror recipes to pornographic scripture. In his most personal work to date, he turns his attention to the essay, offering vigorous and laugh-out-loud funny accounts of both popular and highbrow culture while mixing in meditations on gender transition, family dynamics, and the many meanings of faith. From a thoughtful analysis of the beauty of William Shatner to a sinister reimagining of HGTV's House Hunters, and featuring figures as varied as Anne of Green Gables, Columbo, Nora Ephron, Apollo, and the cast of Mean Girls, Something That May Shock and Discredit You is a hilarious and emotionally exhilarating compendium that combines personal history with cultural history to make you see yourself and those around you entirely anew. It further establishes Lavery as one of the most innovative and engaging voices of his generation--and it may just change the way you think about Lord Byron forever.
Trumpty Dumpty Wanted a Crown
New York Times Bestseller Following the success of his New York Times bestseller Dumpty, award-winning actor, author, and illustrator John Lithgow presents a brand-new collection of satirical poems chronicling the despotic age of Donald Trump. Trumpty Dumpty Wanted a Crown is darker and more hard-hitting than ever. Lithgow writes and draws with wit and fury as he takes readers through another year of the shocking events involving Trump and his administration. His uproarious poems and illustrations encompass Trump's impeachment, the COVID-19 pandemic, the Black Lives Matter protests, and much more. Lithgow targets Mitch McConnell, Mike Pompeo, Bill Barr, Jared Kushner, Elaine Chao, and many others, but also includes a few heroes of the moment, including Anthony Fauci, Nancy Pelosi, Adam Schiff, and even Barack Obama. The book arrives at a time when it's needed most. With all-new poems and never-before-seen line drawings, Lithgow will once again make readers laugh and pause to remember some of the most defining moments in recent history--skewering the reign of King Dumpty one stanza at a time. Digital audio edition read by the author.
Nombres Raros
Este libro es un homenaje a la vida... o mejor, a la manera en que la vida toma nombre. Porque los casos aqu穩 registrados son extra穩dos de la realidad. El nacimiento de un hijo conlleva muchas ilusiones que las confirmamos y reafirmamos en el momento que elegimos su nombre; por la trascendencia que tendr獺 precisamente dicho nombre a lo largo de su existencia. Un nombre configura toda una gama de sensaciones: amor, temor, dolor, alegr穩a; seg繳n a qui矇n ese nombre evoque. Algunos se perpet繳an en la historia, otros se arrastran en el barro y muchos se escriben en las estrellas.
Accidental Writer
Ah, the serendipity of accidents. Sir Alexander Fleming and penicillin. Archimedes in his bath. Plastic. Xrays. Cornflakes.Your little brother's birth. Cue Sue Wighton: accidental writer. Sue knows a bit about accidents and serendipity. She knows a bit about writing. And she asks tricky questions.Do prawns have legs? What is the meaning of life and what does it have to do with towels? Why are words so endlessly fascinating?Are you - like Sue - baffled, bemused and bamboozled by the happy and not so happy accidents of modern life, technology, change, mobile phone plans, strange exercise programs, air travel? Would you like to understand a little more about the craft of writing and how to get better at it?If you answered 'yes', to both those questions, then Accidental Writer is the book for you. When life gets you down, Sue's wry observations will pick you up, shake you all about and make you laugh. And isn't that what we all need right now?
Good Jokes for Hard Times
These are 102 of my best jokes, some racy, some not, but never insulting. They were taken from my observations of people in recovery from mental illness and addiction. Your money spent on this book will be a wise investment of your entertainment dollars. It will help you laugh so much you'll lose 50 pounds. It will make you so attractive that strange beautiful people will show up out of no where and ask you out. You will watch your portfolio grow and grow. Actually, they're guaranteed to make you laugh. (Sorry, no refunds.)
Here’s Your Pill, Kitten!
When S.M. Kelly suffers a freak accident near Central Park and shatters her femur, at first, she figures "It's early...we can still make dinner and Kinky Boots tonight," as an ambulance hurtles her toward the hospital. The complex, four-hour surgery results in a nine-inch titanium plate and seven pins embedded in Kelly's leg, and her humorless surgeon, Dr. Swarthy Unibrow, orders three months' recovery in a nursing home. Here's Your Pill, Kitten! is a true story of recovery, discovery, and survival. Kelly's vibrant, cheeky storytelling is reminiscent of the biting prose of Postcards from the Edge, Orange is the New Black and American Horror Story rolled into one. She has frightening, bittersweet, yet often hilarious interactions as the youngest patient amongst her eccentric neighbors that include the Capo, Sly Norman and Vito-One-Eye. The youthful staff that includes Nurse Margo from Fargo and Jill the Pill inadvertently fling aside the privacy curtain to expose nursing home conditions from both patients' and nurses' perspectives. It's generally not pretty. Kelly masterfully describes the mental and physical challenges of maintaining a full-time executive job while learning to walk again and live as a mobility-challenged person; all within the madhouse of staff in-fighting, rampant opioid availability, and unpredictable, potentially dangerous patient outbursts. Visit www.heresyourpillkitten.com for resources so you can learn about the state of nursing homes in America, the opioid crisis, and arm yourself with information that could save your life or that of a loved one.
Peanuts: Snoopy Come Home
The 11th Facsimile edition of the original 1960 classic Peanuts paperbacks first published in 1965 featuring 126 Sunday Peanuts newspaper strips from 1962-1965. The beloved comic series is celebrating its 70th anniversary, the new Snoopy Show is launching via Apple TV+. Featuring many of your favourite characters, including Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Lucy, Schroeder, Linus, Susan Brown and Shermy. This book is a facsimile edition of the 11th Peanuts paperback book and collects together 126 Sunday Peanuts comic strips that first appeared in newspapers across the world between 1962 - 1965. The book was originally published back in 1965.
How to Survive America
"Dispels the myth that people of color are somehow predisposed to poor health, blaming systemic injustice in the health care system." --New York Times Book ReviewLegendary comedian D.L. Hughley uses his "hilarious yet soul-shaking" (Black Enterprise) humor to confront racism's unjust impact on the health and wellbeing of Blacks and minorities White people love survival guides. But have you noticed they're always about ridiculous activities in locations far from home, with chapters like "How to Survive an Avalanche" or "How to Live on Bugs in the Jungle." Huh?!You know who really needs a survival guide? Black and brown Americans. For surviving their own damn country! Minority populations wake up every day in a battle for their health and safety. Thankfully, legendary activist-comedian D.L. Hughley offers How to Survive America, a fearless satire that exposes racism's unjust toll on our bodies and minds.Even before COVID-19 disproportionately impacted minority communities, life expectancy for Blacks was a full three years less than for white Americans. The very air we breathe is more polluted, our water is more contaminated, our local food options are toxic, and our jobs are underpaid. Despite the obvious need, the quality of our health care is tragically inadequate. Our communities are statistically less safe than the average, and yet we're terrorized by the law-enforcement and criminal-justice systems that are supposed to protect us, sending Blacks to prison at five times the rate of whites. Not least, our means of addressing these injustices--voting--is perennially under assault.It's enough to drive you crazy. Well, guess what? According to Cigna, Blacks are 20 percent more likely to report "psychological distress" yet "50 percent less likely to receive counseling or mental health treatment." It's almost like the entire country has been structured with no regard for our welfare. Hmmm.Whether you're Black, white, brown, or Asian, don't leave home without arming yourself with How to Survive America!
Pizza Metrics
With PIZZA METRICS you will be able to quantify, track, and compare your experiences with 52 pizzas based on your personal pizza priorities. The book includes a Guided Pizza Reflection and scoring sheets, in addition to graphs and other prompts to help you visualize and analyze your data. It also features a slew of pizza activities, including pizza-related trivia, conversation starters, and drawing projects. PIZZA METRICS is the first in a series of data-focused food-rating journals from Yum Index. Yum Index represents a passion for both food and data shared by friends Maria and Tricia, who are always eating food or talking about it (sometimes both at the same time). www.YumIndex.com @Yum_Index
Madame How and Lady Why
First published in 1869, "Madame How and Lady Why" is a classic children's science book by English priest, professor, historian, and author Charles Kingsley. He was most well-known during his lifetime for his efforts on behalf of Christian socialism and advocacy for reforms for England's working poor. Kingsley was also a noted children's author and his book "The Water-Babies" endures as a beloved and magical adventure tale. In "Madame How and Lady Why", Kingsley introduces young audiences to earth sciences with clever and engaging tales of how ecosystems function, how elements and minerals are used and changed by natural processes, and how the many physical landmarks we take for granted are formed in fascinating and dramatic ways. Kingsley makes the physical world come alive and writes as if the plants, rocks, and minerals, are characters in a story and have feelings and secrets of their own. A wonderful book for home-school studies and for introducing young children to the scientific processes behind our everyday natural environments, "Madame How and Lady Why" remains an entertaining and educational addition to every home library. This edition is printed on premium acid-free paper.
The Elements of Stress and the Pursuit of Happy-ish in this Current Sh*tstorm
The Elements of Stress and the Pursuit of Happy-ish in this Current Sh*tstorm Things can't get much worse-but can they get funnier. THE ELEMENTS OF STRESS and the Pursuit of Happy-ish in this Current Sh*tstorm is a humorous handbook to help readers better deal with the challenges and headaches of our times, from overeating, to love problems, money woes, global warming, night sweats, winter itch, general anxiety, and so much more. Plus, forty stress-defusing cartoons from two of the best gag cartoonists in the world will help readers handle all the anxiety in today's new world disorder--the perfect gift for fans of the original Elements of Style or anyone who has had it up to here.
Die Elch-Verschw繹rung
Haben Sie sich auch schon oft gefragt, warum Sie nie einen Elch sehen in Schweden, obwohl diese doch f羹r so viel Verkehrsunf瓣lle verantwortlich sein sollen. Dieses Buch beleuchtet das Ph瓣nomen, keinen Elch zu sehen oder wie es eine schwedische Freundin ausdr羹ckte: The German Moose Frustration (die deutsche Elchfrustration). Es handelt sich bei dieser Angelegenheit um eine gro? angelegte Verschw繹rung.
Petting the Cat with Marshmallows
There are battles fought over mayo. Relationships are tested daily. Chickens die. Everything needs wiped. Again. Motherhood isn't as glamorous as they portray it on television and everything is salted caramel flavored. How come knowing the Pythagorean theorem isn't fixing everything?
ريحونا بلا رجّة
في هذا الكتاب تجتمع 41 قصة، من بين المدينتين المتصدرتين في المملكة وهم؛ جدة عروس البحر الأحمر، والرياض العاصمة. وأنا رحّال بينهما، ألتقط القصص من هنا وهناك.قصص من واقع حياتنا أنقلها لكم بشكل عفوي ساخر، حيث ألتقط اللحظة وأقوم بتسجيلها؛ حتى أرسم البسمة على وجه من يقرؤها، ويعيش معي اللحظة بتفاصيلها.
Sleepy Joe
B-I-D-E-N: Biggest Idiot Dems Ever Nominated?A collection of some of the finest gaffes, balls-ups and old-man insults from the man that would be the next president of the United States of America. This is the book for any true dog-faced pony soldier!
Top Trumps
A collection of some of the finest words of wisdom from the president of the United States of America. Whether you are a card-carrying member of the NRA and fully-committed QAnon believer that will help Make America Great Again or a Bernie pinky that still believes Hillary is the true President in exile, this book of Trumpisms is something you should carry with you at all times. These words of back-combed wisdom will either be your bible, codified gems of genius that help you make sense of this brave new world, or they will be infuriating examples of embarrassing ignorance that form the backbone of your argument as to why this enigma should never have become leader of the free world. Either way, you cannot argue that there is no one like Trump. This is Trump in his own words, how he sees the world and some of the people that inhabit it. We have picked the best of the bunch for you. Go forth wall builders. Enjoy.
Like That
"Unapologetically black, educated and intelligent. Drake Masters is effortlessly charismatic and hilarious." - Alexis HarrisonA novel idea: Like That is a collection of 100 of the author's favorite Facebook statuses; the result of years worth of journaling, culled down into what may loosely be described as the memoir of a sardonic Philly-native. All of the statuses captured within have been penned by the author and run the gamut of humor, from observational to cultural criticism to simple musings.
How Y’All Doing?
New York Times and USA Today BestsellerViral sensation and Emmy Award-winner Leslie Jordan regales fans with entertaining stories about the odd, funny, and unforgettable events in his life in this unmissable essay collection that echoes his droll, irreverent voice.When actor Leslie Jordan learned he had "gone viral," he had no idea what that meant or how much his life was about to change. On Instagram, his uproarious videos have entertained millions and have made him a global celebrity. Now, he brings his bon vivance to the page with this collection of intimate and sassy essays.Bursting with color and life, dripping with his puckish Southern charm, How Y'all Doing? is Leslie doing what Leslie does best: telling stories that make us laugh and lift our spirits even in the darkest days. Whether he's writing about his brush with a group of ruffians in a West Hollywood Starbucks, or an unexpected phone call from legendary Hollywood start Debbie Reynolds, Leslie infuses each story with his fresh and saucy humor and pure heart.How Y'all Doing? is an authentic, warm, and joyful portrait of an American Sweetheart-- a Southern Baptist celebutante, first-rate raconteur, and keen observer of the odd side of life whose quirky wit rivals the likes of Amy Sedaris, Jenny Lawson, David Rakoff, and Sarah Vowell.
My Flashback 30th Birthday Quiz Book
Ever wish you could go back in time to relive the '90s?There's something about the '90s that harkens back to a simpler time. Your childhood was likely filled with memories of scented watercolor markers, Saturday nights spent playing computer games on the PlayStation or Xbox and sitting comfortably on the couch watching your favorite cartoons.Now that you're much older, every chance you get to reminisce about your colorful childhood will always be a welcome experience. Care to take a quick trip down memory lane?Get ready for a fun-filled throwback with My Flashback 30th Birthday Quiz Book!If you know anyone about to celebrate their 30th birthday, then this puzzle book is the perfect gift. With a variety of '90s-themed brain puzzles for adults, this adult activity book will have any 30-year-old laughing and reminiscing in no time. Our '90s-themed puzzle book for adults reels you in with memories only true '90s kids can relate to.Each page contains new and exciting puzzles you can solve in your free time. Test your abstract reasoning and logic with jumbled squares or try coloring in some puzzles with the vibrant colors of the '90s. If doing anagrams is your thing, try rearranging the phrases we've prepared, and reveal the names of great cartoons you grew up watching!Look back on your childhood and cherish the memories you've made with your family and friends growing up. Our range of activity books for adults lets you celebrate and appreciate your past-all while keeping your mind sharp!In this book, you'll encounter: Puzzles that will bring back many fond memoriesFun yet challenging brain teasers suitable for both kids and adultsQuizzes that will prove that you were really born in the 90sFondly revisit the days of your youth. Add the My Flashback 30th Birthday Quiz Book to your cart TODAY!
My Flashback 50th Birthday Quiz Book
Ever wish you could go back in time to relive the '70s?There's something about the '70s that harkens back to a simpler time. Your childhood was likely filled with memories of scented watercolor markers, Saturday nights spent playing computer games on the ATARI 2600 and sitting comfortably on the couch watching the Pink Panther Show.Now that you're much older, every chance you get to reminisce about your colorful childhood will always be a welcome experience. Care to take a quick trip down memory lane?Get ready for a fun-filled throwback with My Flashback 50th Birthday Quiz Book!If you know anyone about to celebrate their 50th birthday, then this puzzle book is the perfect gift. With a variety of '70s-themed brain puzzles for adults, this adult activity book will have any 50-year-old laughing and reminiscing in no time. Our '70s-themed puzzle book for adults reels you in with memories only true '70s kids can relate to.Each page contains new and exciting puzzles you can solve in your free time. Test your abstract reasoning and logic with jumbled squares or try coloring in some puzzles with the vibrant colors of the '70s. If doing anagrams is your thing, try rearranging the phrases we've prepared, and reveal the names of great cartoons you grew up watching!Look back on your childhood and cherish the memories you've made with your family and friends growing up. Our range of activity books for adults lets you celebrate and appreciate your past-all while keeping your mind sharp!In this book, you'll encounter: Puzzles that will bring back many fond memoriesFun yet challenging brain teasers suitable for both kids and adultsQuizzes that will prove that you were really born in the 70sFondly revisit the days of your youth. Add the My Flashback 50th Birthday Quiz Book to your cart TODAY!
Uranus Is Always Funny
The 65 humor essays in Uranus Is Always Funny: Short Essays to Make You Laugh will make you laugh. But they'll also make you think. They'll make you think, "This is funny."You'll laugh not with Bill Spencer but at him as he grapples with his own identity in the face of students' view of him as "THE DEVIL" and a "COMPLETE jerk." You'll meet his relatives, including his adventurous wife, who might be an alien or a witch, who knows? You'll get an offbeat education in education and share in a gamut of experiences from spanking skunks to fleeing from attack geese to watching outhouse races on skis. Really. The essays are short, and there are also 26 even shorter Reader's Digest-type anecdotes. As another bonus, the book ends with scores of student bloopers collected by the author over thirty years.Need a good laugh? Then take a gander at Uranus. "When Bill told me he was putting together a 'humor' book, I laughed out loud."---Carolyn Elkins, author of Angel Pays a Visit "I'm WAY funnier than this guy."---Debra A. Daniel, author of Woman Commits Suicide in Dishwasher "I've read literally thousands of humor essays, and I don't often use descriptions like 'hilarious, ' 'brilliantly comic, ' or 'makes you laugh until your face hurts, ' and I'm certainly not going to start now."---Sandee Beyerle, Editor of Funny Times
Urfspace
Urfspace: Cartoons of the Future by Chuck WhelonWhat will it be like to dwell amongst the stars?... Can we retain our sanity in the face of time-travel?... Should it bother us when apocalypses start happening every other day?... These questions and more are addressed in this cosmic collection of future-focused cartoons by artist Chuck Whelon.An essential guide for anyone considering the infinite nature of the universe, or vice-versa. Take a trip into Urfspace, unravel the quantum mysteries and submit to your alien overlords!
Letters From A Religious Nut
Stephanie Maier has a lot of big questions on her mind: Can Baptists get into Purgatory? Can Noni juice give you superpowers? If your spouse dies, can you get your kidney back? And where are all the Jewish mannequins, anyway? Everyone has gotten so damn serious. In her typical snarky wit, Stephanie takes to her email to see just how far she can push the edges of idiocy by asking total strangers absurd questions about religion. And to her great surprise, the responses are both hilarious and very revealing! What began as a joke to prod an ever-increasing culture of political correctness, turned out to be an uplifting study of just how tolerant, open-minded, and actually good people can be. In a time of "social distancing," "virtue-signaling" and "doxing" anyone who dares veer from the prescribed narratives, Letters from a Religious Nut is just the cure society needs. So sit down with your favorite beverage, have a laugh, and for just a moment, see the possibility that things actually can be good again, because people are good. Forget about the media, the arguments, the social conventions and rules, and just be stupid. God knows we need it!
Time Takes Time
A popular kid at Fronco Elementary, Jamel earned his reputation through being well-mannered and responsible. One day, however, he loses focus during class and slips into a deep day dream. As Jamel realizes that being in the limelight is not always a luxury, he finds himself learning that patience is a virtue in the most unusual way.
Time Takes Time
A popular kid at Fronco Elementary, Jamel earned his reputation through being well-mannered and responsible. One day, however, he loses focus during class and slips into a deep day dream. As Jamel realizes that being in the limelight is not always a luxury, he finds himself learning that patience is a virtue in the most unusual way.
The President who became a Wardrobe
Every year since 2008 the artist Michael A. Holst does his creative Summer Workshop in Kronberg, Germany. Due to the corona pandemic, this year everything was different. Together with his colleague Marcellus M. Menke he did a totally digital workshop. The amazing result of this experiment can be seen in this little booklet. Done in the feel and look of a children's book, it is a strong political statement of the group of young international artists who took part in the workshop. In the Appendix you find an Interview with Michael A. Holst and Marcellus M. Menke, additional background information about the workshop and its participants and some sketches portraying the participants. Text in English and German. Seit 2008 veranstaltet der K羹nstler Michael A. Holst jedes Jahr seinen kreativen Sommerworkshop in Kronberg, Deutschland. Aufgrund der Corona-Pandemie war dieses Jahr alles anders. Zusammen mit seinem Kollegen Marcellus M. Menke f羹hrte er einen vollst瓣ndig digitalen Workshop durch. Das erstaunliche Ergebnis dieses Experiments ist in diesem kleinen B羹chlein zu sehen. Es hat die Anmutung eines Kinderbuchs doch sein Inhalt ist ein starkes politisches Statement der Gruppe junger internationaler K羹nstler, die an diesem Workshop teilgenommen haben. Im Anhang findet sich ein Interview mit Michael A. Holst und Marcellus M. Menke, zus瓣tzliche Hintergrundinformationen 羹ber den Workshop und seine Teilnehmer sowie einige Skizzen, die die Teilnehmer portr瓣tieren.
Begat
"Writing in the great traditions of Kurt Schwitters, William S. Burroughs and Mad Magazine (not to mention Mad Libs), Warren Hicks' "Begat" is an affectionate, irreverent, unapologetically juvenile, textual desacralization designed for maximum enjoyment." - Amy White. "This book is a crime scene. Every reader is a victim." - crooked cop. Finally, a book that belongs on your coffee table and/or in your bathroom. It even fits easily inside ANY pocket, that's properly sized. It's just that versatile! Bloated with hilaresy (heresy that's really, really funny), Begat is an art book lovingly jammed inside a book about the same book. What book? Hicks removed all references to religion from the Gospel of Matthew (New Testament) to reveal a world filled with elves, cannibalism, sex, pubs, meth, raves, country music, rock and roll, more cannibalism, a star ship, explosions...! Oh my! But wait, there's more! Enjoy 191 hand-drawn illustrations, a fun quiz, and surprises galore! If that doesn't tickle your fancy pants, maybe this will: Begat is probably the first book ever [unverified] to include a petition to boycott itself, signed by the author! Trust me. You'll either want to read it twice or burn it once. What's inside? 184 pages of color ink on premium paper! Did I already mention 191 illustrations? Fun Quotes! A freakin' table of contents! Welcome! (Hello!) HILARIOUS preface! LOL Experimental glossary placement! Instructions! The actual non-story "story" A wickedly fun quiz! A petition to boycott this book! And a gobsmacking cover to boot! Hurry! Buy your copy today or someone else will. More disappointing reviews: "If this book were any better, it'd almost be good enough to be considered bad. Almost." - disgruntled rodeo clown. "Dude, what book were we talking about?" - random stoner. "I loved the brilliant twist at the end, when everyone dies!" - some jackass that just spoiled the ending for everyone. NOTICE: All official Begat book-burning events in the U.S. have been postponed indefinitely due to the pandemic. (2020 can kiss my ass!) If you can't wait, burn your copy in your own backyard - safely - and post images on SM! #BurnBegat
Chirpy and Cheep Cheep in Chirpy's Montana Adventure
In this amusing short story, two urban birds, Chirpy and Cheep Cheep, have their daily routine of neighborhood watching interrupted when Chirpy takes an unexpected detour and ends up in Montana. When he returns home wearing an oversized set of false teeth, Cheep Cheep is shocked and curious about what happened. Chirpy recounts the strange events of his day, and how he signed up to make monthly payments on his new dentures. Although life resumes, things have changed. Chirpy begins thinking about becoming a carnivore since he now has teeth. The story explores how unexpected events can alter everything, including acquiring a set of false teeth. With funny illustrations, this wholesome and humorous read is suitable for all ages. 6x9" 20 pages.
Laughter of the Damned
WHOSE DREAMS OF HELL ARE MORE INTERESTING, politicians or popes? The reader may discover the answer to that question and more in this imaginative interpretation of an afterlife. If you are curious about the opinions of Shakespeare, Mark Twain, Marilyn Monroe, or Saint Thomas Aquinas, there are plenty of those as well. If you could design a heaven for your friends and a hell for your enemies, you would be challenged to come up with anything as quirkily appropriate as Mike Corbett has provided for the reader. Demons, angels, politicians and clergyman collide in this satirical ambush from the present day to the time of Torquemada. Although the text touches on sensitive issues, it is the author's hope to inspire more laughter than resentment. Laughter of the Damned is not only about perceptions of heaven and hell; it is a buffet of fiendishly delicious surprises. It simultaneously stimulates the intellect, the imagination, the libido and the inherent appetite for original thought. Although provocative, the subject matter is merely the canvas for the writer's irreverent and imaginative visions, and his wit sneaks in at surprising moments.
Church Etiquettes
This book is designed to make people come together through something that divides us, by using "laughter" in religious settings. This is a collections of "what not to do" for both believers and non believers.
The Who Does More War
Parenthood is supposed to be this wonderfully magical time filled with love, excitement, and unbelievable joy. Sure, you know it's going to be tough--you're not unrealistic! You've heard the stories of sleep deprivation, colicky babies, toddler tantrums, and third-degree tears (Oops, you didn't hear about that one? Do not Google it. Trust me.). But you're ready. After all, you've wanted to be a parent for a long time. Here's the thing about parenthood that your doctor, the majority of parenting books, your friends and family, and the media somehow fail to tell you: having a precious little baby can actually ruin your relationship. In fact, research has shockingly shown that about 67% of couples see their relationship satisfaction plummet after the birth of a child. And it can continue to decrease with each subsequent child if you don't figure out a way to work through the inevitable conflict you're going to experience. Helping you avoid becoming part of that 67% statistic is the essence of this book. Whether you're considering starting a family, waiting for your little one to arrive, or you already have a few rugrats running a muck (like I do), this book will explain the 5 most common parental arguments and then teach you how to adjust your parenting and relationship expectations, enhance your empathy, and fight a fair fight.
Silver Rules, A Philosophy for Living
Silver Rules, A Philosophy for Living is a humorous look at the thirty rules that have guided my life.
The Most Peculiar Case of the Senile Detective (or the Case of the Dark Blue Stain) by a Conan (the Barbarian) Doyle
SHERLOCK HOLMES SOLVES HIS THREE MOST DIFFICULT CASES IN THIS HUMOROUS PLAY THAT IS SURE TO HAVE YOU LAUGHING. THE MOST PECULIAR CASE OF THE SENILE DETECTIVE OR THE CASE OF THE DARK BLUE STAIN) BY A CONAN THE BARBARIAN) DOYLE INCLUDES DOCTOR WATSON, ABIGAIL EGG ROLL AND GENERAL TSAO CHICKEN.
Tales of the Yukon
In this book you will read a series of true (ish) accounts of a life so amazing that nothing she ever did was her fault. Tales of the Yukon will give you a glimpse of country life, city life, and dog life all while making you laugh, spit your coffee out (if you are drinking any at a funny moment) and learn that it is OK to blame Cathy's mom. After all, this book is all her fault.
Going to Hell in a Handbasket of Deplorables (C-19 Edition)
If you're sick and tired of the mayhem and madness that is Donald Trump & Co., then this is the book for you! Focus your frustration in these pages and get creative in your outrage. This activity book provides coloring, puzzles, creative writing opportunities and more, all designed specifically to help you channel your disgust and dismay.
The Wonderful World of Uncle Don
The first book by indie author and humorist Donald Smalley. Take a ride in a UFO with Colonel Sanders (whaaat?) bring a Leprechaun home from Ireland. Find out what terrible things Donald Trump DIDN'T say. Meet likable characters Jesus and Bigfoot. Learn how Zombie Lives Matter, and a new easy form of poetry called Myku. 150 color pages filled with short stories and spoofs for a totally different book reading experience than you have ever had before.
Tales from a Traveller . . . Adventures in Thailand
One over-thinking nervous wreck, one laid back know it all, one overbearing girlfriend, and one unbelievably happy easygoing boyfriend, embark on a journey of self-discovery and . . . Well actually, no they don't. Instead of four friends quitting their jobs and 'finding' themselves on the other side of the world, Mike, Simmo, Cade and Melissa quit their jobs and spend six weeks arguing while making their way around Thailand; coincidentally meeting various larger than life characters and experiencing situations that seem too crazy to be true. Tales From A Traveller...Adventures in Thailand is the hilarious first instalment of the Tales From A Traveller series.* *Citation needed.
Ritorno al Bar dello Zozzo
La vita di una borgata romana con mille storie che si intrecciano attorno ad un bar davvero speciale, il Bar dello Zozzo. Continuano le storie bizzarre, umoristiche e sentimentali dei frequentatori, persone davvero speciali
John Wood Statuses
A collection of hilarious Facebook statuses from the funniest guy in social media.
What Are We Teaching Them?
As the lone conservative in his university's social science department, Dr Anthony Clark views things somewhat differently to his colleagues. Whilst they obsess over 'social justice' and 'diversity' figures, Clark navigates his way through the madness of university bureaucracy, and the obsession with 'student satisfaction' in a world where the 瞿9000 per year cheque is King, and prospective students are offered places regardless of aptitude or ability. Between documenting the decline of the British university, and deconstructing the 'social justice' madness that plagues modern campuses, Dr Clark laments the death of standards at his institution and others, and what this means for the value of social science degrees today. All this is done through a series of anecdotes taken from Dr Clark's time lecturing, which range from the humorous, to the infuriating, to the downright absurd. Join Anthony as he guides you through the realities of 'higher education' in modern Britain, and asks the reader to consider: What Are We Teaching Them?
It Takes Stugotz
An extremely candid, raw and humorous view of marriage and the decision to potentially cheat on your spouse. You will gasp and laugh while contemplating the decision to cheat. This book is not for everyone. It is not a biography, rather the author's opinion and overview on a very sensitive and prevalent subject. The author has a warped sense of humor and it comes to life through this book. It is candid, raw and tells the hard truth about infidelity. Some will find it incredibly funny, some will gasp when reading it and some readers will do both. There is a men's and women's version in this one book. The men start on one end and if you flip the book over, you will be in the women's version. They are nearly identical but there are subtle differences. The book speaks directly to the reader and nothing is sacred. You will be entertained and educated on the taboo subject of adultery. Keep an open-mind while reading the book and you will come to appreciate and understand what the author is saying.
Tales from a Traveller . . . Surviving in Australia
Australia, the land down under. The home of the Kangaroo, the Didgeridoo, Tim Tams and . . . some other stuff. Mike and his friends have travelled through Asia on a wildly successful six-week break, but next comes his biggest challenge yet. What will Mike find in Australia on his working holiday visa? Will the farm work be all it's cracked up to be? Will the beaches be crystal clear? Will travelling broaden his horizons and open him up to experiences he didn't believe were possible? Will everyone be constantly having a 'barbie' whilst wearing budgie smugglers? There's only one way to find out as Mike makes his way around Australia; coincidentally meeting various larger than life characters and experiencing situations that seem too crazy to be true. Tales from a Traveller . . . Surviving in Australia is the hilarious final chapter in the award-winning series.* *citation needed.
Cricket by Candlelight
This is Lloyd Jerome's first book. It charts, with gentle humour, the progress of Lloyd, his wife, Laura and their pets, from a luxurious and complicated, stress-laden life in Glasgow, Scotland, to their new home in the depths of rural New Zealand. In time, they come to terms with life on the farm, and the delights and tribulations of living in one of the most beautiful and abundant regions of the world, and can look back with contentment on the choices they made that took them there.
One Young Fool in Dorset - LARGE PRINT
★ New York Times bestselling author ★ So how did it all begin? What happened before Victoria met Joe and they embarked on their crazy life in Spain? This light, airy and charming story is the delightful prequel to Victoria Twead's Old Fools series. Her childhood memories are vividly portrayed, leaving the reader chuckling and enjoying a warm sense of comfortable nostalgia. Photographs and recipes complement page after page of tales that burst with the rich vitality we have come to expect from Victoria Twead.The "Old Fools" series: Chickens, Mules and Two Old FoolsTwo Old Fools - Ole! Two Old Fools on a Camel Two Old Fools in Spain Again Two Old Fools in Turmoil Two Old Fools Down UnderOne Young Fool in Dorset (Prequel)One Young Fool in South Africa (Prequel) by Joe and Victoria TweadTwo Old Fools in the Kitchen (cookbook)
Doodle to Intent
'Doodle with Intent' is an illustrated Art Story series by Dude Ll. Nonsensical picture books with whimsical pen and ink, and brush and ink doodle illustrations each with a short cryptic tale about the quirky good in life, this one is an illustrated exploration of inner chaos. These fun doodles remind us of the random oddities and complexities at play in nature and our lives and explore the fun in the silly side of life.A deluxe Hard copy version of Doodle with intent, 116 illustrated pages of pen and ink, and brush and ink doodles
One Young Fool in Dorset
★ New York Times bestselling author ★ So how did it all begin? What happened before Victoria met Joe and they embarked on their crazy life in Spain? This light, airy and charming story is the delightful prequel to Victoria Twead's Old Fools series. Her childhood memories are vividly portrayed, leaving the reader chuckling and enjoying a warm sense of comfortable nostalgia. Photographs and recipes complement page after page of tales that burst with the rich vitality we have come to expect from Victoria Twead.The "Old Fools" series: Chickens, Mules and Two Old FoolsTwo Old Fools - Ole! Two Old Fools on a Camel Two Old Fools in Spain Again Two Old Fools in Turmoil Two Old Fools Down UnderOne Young Fool in Dorset (Prequel)One Young Fool in South Africa (Prequel) by Joe and Victoria TweadTwo Old Fools in the Kitchen (cookbook)
