Where`s Wally? Paper Pandemonium : Search- fold and play on the go!
The Donald Trump Turkey Shoot
"Only the Best Words? Only the Best People? Nonsense!"The Donald Trump Turkey Shoot is the author's attempt--in weekly articles, spanning his presidency and arranged chronologically--to understand and portray Trump through careful analysis, pithy commentary, and satirical poetry, stories, and dramatic sketches. As an ordinary citizen watching the unraveling of democracy and American values at the hands of an incompetent, vulgar president, satire seemed most appropriate.He began writing the materials that would become The Donald Trump Turkey Shoot for his own amusement a few months before the 2016 election--foolishly believing that Donald Trump could never be elected. Certainly not by an American populace as intelligent, generous, and freedom-loving as he thought they were. He was wrong. Twice. The first time by underestimating the candidate Donald Trump; and the second time by overestimating the intelligence and heart of the American electorate. He never thought that so many of his fellow citizens could vote for a man so pernicious and undignified--an arrogant, ignorant, incompetent, and unrepentant bully given to self-aggrandizement and megalomania. A racist and misogynist. He takes little comfort knowing that almost 3 million more Americans voted for Clinton than for Trump, or that Trump's election was really an Electoral College victory not validated by the popular vote.Trump is the only president in his lifetime who is beneath contempt--a narcissist with no morals, no ethics, little intelligence, and an even smaller vocabulary--who deserves the ridicule of all Americans who are dissatisfied customers. He is a dissatisfied customer. This is his response.
Kill a Moose for JesusThree-Minute Essays on Punks, Poets, Parrotheads, Police, Preachers
Kill a Moose for Jesus contains 100 three-minute essays ranging from absurd humor to political and religious satire to heartbreaking and inspiring profiles of everyday people."There is a flint-like integrity that shines through every one of these stories, revealing the essential nature of this brilliant satirical writer."-- Len Leatherwood, author of the popular blog "Twenty Minutes a Day"
Madam How and Lady Why
Although first published in eighteen sixty-nine, Charles Kingsley's Madam How and Lady Why remains a classic book on earth science. Presented as a series of easy conversations dealing with natural phenomenon like earthquakes, volcanoes, coral reefs etc, it gives readers a basic understanding of geologic and earth knowledge. This edition is presented complete and unabridged, including all of the intricate illustrations featured in the original publication.
We're No Angels
Three "all American girls"-Sasha, nine years old, Laura seven years old, and her sister Crissy, four years old-and their parents have planned a spring school vacation tenting in Acadia National Park. The girls' excitement and newfound freedoms, as one expects from two intelligent girls and one very mischievous, prevail over rules, regulations, and a common respect for others. Their unbridled curiosity and carelessness results in havoc and injury to many of the residents of the park, animals, and living vegetation. A meeting is held with the park rangers and the residents, including the victims. The key witness is a barred owl whose call really sounds like, "Who, who, who cooks for you?" and confirms all the complaints against the girls. The egregious situation mandates the rangers to ask the families to pack up and leave the park. However, at the last minute, Sasha and Laura develop a cogent plan (with a little divine intervention) that not only reverses the rangers' decision but is embraced by the United States National Park Service and are given special recognition by the President for their help in establishing the National Parks Junior Ranger program.And that, ladies and gentlemen, is my story.
Weird But Normal
Birth control. Body hair removal cream. Boobs. It's allweird, but also pretty normal.Navigating racialidentity, gender roles, workplace dynamics, and beauty standards, Mia Mercado'shilarious essay collection explores the contradictions of being a millennialwoman, which usually means being kind of a weirdo. Whether it's spending $30 ona candle that smells like an ocean that doesn't exist, offering advice on howto ask about someone's race (spoiler: just don't, please?), quitting a job thatmakes you need shots of whiskey on your lunch break, or finding a morereligious experience in the skincare aisle at Target than your hometownCatholic church, Mia brilliantly unpacks what it means to be a professional, absurdly beautiful, horny, cute, gross human. Essays include: - DepressionIsn't a Competition but Why Aren't I Winning?- MyDog Explains My Weekly Schedule- MustacheLady- WhiteFriend Confessional- TreatingObjects Like Women With sharp humorand wit, Mia shares the awkward, uncomfortable, surprisingly ordinary parts oflife, and shows us why it's strange to feel fine and fine to feel strange.
Humor, Psyche, and Society
It is the age-old saying that "laughter is the best medicine". Scientific research has substantiated the claim made by this proverb by verifying the positive effects it has on both our mind and body, but what is it about a good joke, comic, or sitcom that makes us laugh?Humor, Psyche and Society is a compilation of Berger's previously published articles and new chapters on the nature of humour, its importance for our psyches, and its social and political significance. Written in an accessible style, it uses semiotics, psychoanalytic theory, sociological theory, as well as other theories of humour to explore the multifaceted nature of humour, various styles of jokes and sitcoms. Using Berger's typology of forty-five techniques found in all forms of humour, developed to explain what makes us laugh, this book analyses a variety of humorous texts. Balancing theory, entertaining jokes and other humorous texts, as well as the author's illustrations, the chapters in this book delve into a diverse range of topics such as humour and the creative process, humour and health, and visual humour; along with an examination of the sitcoms Frasier and Cheers; and finally, the exploration of jokes including Jewish jokes, and jokes on Russia and Communism, and Trump. This book will be of particular interest to university students studying courses in humour, comedy, popular culture, applied semiotics, American politics and culture, and cultural studies. Due to the accessible nature of this book, the general public may find it to be both a fascinating and entertaining read.
Dad Jokes for New Dads
The perfect gift for new dads and expecting fathers! A punderful resource of the funniest dad jokes that every dad needs in their arsenal!With over 500 brand new jokes on a range of topics to get dads ready to embarrass their children--and most importantly--embarrass them early, this laugh-out-loud book is a hilarious gift great for baby showers, Christmas, Father's Day, and beyond! From USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, Dad Jokes for New Dads is a special edition joke book for new parents and soon-to-be fathers that celebrates dads with a full arsenal of dad jokes, silly quips, witty one-liners, and "helpful" pro tips to help them get by! A funny gag gift from any kid, wife, or partner to celebrate and prepare the new dad in their life!Includes knee-slappers like: Q: What did the big beer name its baby?A: Micro brew.I wrote a book about birds once. My publisher said it flew off the shelves!Dad Pro Tip #1: If the baby starts to spit up, turn it toward someone else.
You Call, I Drive
Thousands of rides are turned into a book filled with fun! Funny stories, sexy stories, stories about the rider who "loved" him. J.D. Phillippi offers up some light-hearted reading and great tips on improving your rideshare experience.
Dad Jokes Coloring Book
A COLORING BOOK FOR DADS THAT LOVE TO TELL TERRIBLY GOOD JOKES. Q. I should get a Gramme for this gift.......A. I'm such a good wrapper!!DAD JOKES!! You know the ones that make you cringe, then laugh because they're told by your dad you only get one dad, right! Now your Dad can improve his collection of awfully good jokes while coloring some beautiful illustrations. This coloring book has over 25 single-sided designs for your dad to color whenever he wants to have a laugh. With illustrations ranging from simple to intricate, this hilarious coloring book for Dads will provide hours of laughter and relaxation.Product Details: Space to write a personalized message to your Dad Premium matte cover finish Printed single-sided on clean white paper Beautiful seamless patterns on reverse pages High-quality 60-pound paper Ideal for all coloring mediums Superb large format 8.5" wide x 11.0" Add a personalized message inside the front cover, and let him laugh and color.
Dad Jokes
Dads crack the cheesiest jokes, but somehow that makes us love them even more. Their cringey humor knows no bounds! Even if the timing is awkward, it makes dad jokes even better. Dads bring the spice into otherwise dull family gatherings, and you can always count on them to lovingly embarrass you in front of friends. This book features hilarious illustrated jokes your dad will simply love. It also has a message box on the first page, making it a perfect gift you can personalize. You can even crack your own joke there! Features: Hilariously illustrated jokes.A message box to add a personal message to your dad.A tremendous novelty gift for Fathers Day, Birthdays & Christmas.Even if you sometimes roll your eyes when your dad cracks a joke, you must admit these pearls of wisdom are endearing. Your good old dad means well, and sometimes even makes you laugh! If your dad is funny (and especially if he isn't), he needs this book.
150+ Ridiculously Funny Yo Mama JokesHilarious & Silly Yo Momma Jokes So Terrible, Even Yo
The Perfect Gift: Make Your Family or Friends Laugh With These Hilarious Jokes About Yo Mama!Yo momma is so fat...when she did a push-up, planet Earth went down! These yo momma jokes are terrible. Terribly funny! This collection of Yo Mama jokes will have everyone rolling on the floor with laughter!Why You Should Get Your Copy Of '150+ Ridiculously Funny Yo Mama Jokes': In this book, you will find: - 150+ Super Funny Yo Momma Jokes - 35+ Silly Illustrations- All in color!Sample Jokes: Yo momma is so fat...when she fell in love she broke it!Yo momma is so ugly...when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application!Yo momma is so stupid...when I said, "Drinks are on the house," she got a ladder!Buy '150+ Ridiculously Funny Yo Mama Jokes', and you will get access to all the other jokes. So, are you ready for the funniest Yo Momma jokes you have ever come across?Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.
Cleverly YoursHumorous Glimpses of Life As a Christian
The Rev. Bob Terwilliger served as the pastor of Bethany Reformed Church in Kalamazoo, Michigan for fifteen years, and wrote cover pages for the church newsletter, the Clarion. Cleverly Yours is a collection of 61 of those pages. In each one, Pastor Bob takes everyday events and circumstances we can easily understand and relate to, and reminds us how our Christian faith is part of our daily lives. You'll chuckle at the way he describes his wife's toes, nod in agreement at his frustrations in the toothpaste aisle, and totally accept his discussion of the Thanksgiving newspaper as unfortunately accurate. And then you'll grasp the truth that our faith touches every aspect of life.To paraphrase the old potato chip ad, "Bet you can't read just one."
No Pun In Ten Did
This is a fun and funny book that you'll find hard to put down...!
Subway Rat
"I've often heard that there's a mysterious light at the end of a tunnel. We are all in the tunnel together. We move forward, not backward, through places that cause us to stop and observe, feel, and participate in what can help us travel to this light. Random acts of kindness, a job we enjoy, and trying to keep our mind, body, and spirit healthy are necessary to be on the right track in the tunnel. The right track invites change. Stop, take a look around. See if this stop works for you. Enjoy its moments, take advantage of its opportunities, or run from its dangers. This subway rat sees the light, taking in this journey. A subway is an unknowing place that challenges the imagination. For this rat, the tunnel is the light." - Doug Hanulak
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The Way of the CouchTheWay of the CouchA Spiritual Guide for Binge Watchers and Beer Drink
Everyone needs distance from their worries and quiet time for the restoration of their spirits, but the closest most of us ever get to achieving a zen-like state of meditative reflection is while flopped on the couch watching television. "The Way of the Couch" celebrates and elevates this national form of meditation.The master of the sofa shows the way to household harmony as he tackles everyday moral challenges, from the issues of trust involved with the control of the remote to the relationship between sharing the beer and loving your neighbor. The master reminds us to enjoy life and abandon the urge to sprint to our graves.
Writing Prompts Gone Wild
We're living in wild times. It should come as no surprise, then, that a book of writing prompts has gone absolutely wild, too. Usually reserved for lonely authors yearning to learn the craft, writing prompts are handy, bite-sized directionals designed to point writers of all shapes and sizes down the right path, stimulate their hidden creativity, and leave them leaking creative juices from every hole and pore.But Writing Prompts Gone Wild isn't your average writing prompts book-nor is it for your average scribes: it's for the weird, wicked, and wired writers who wish to subvert-and pervert-the norm. So, take this wellspring of sick, uncensored content and get started on your descent to hell, the place most writers end up anyway Featuring over 120 prompts, over 20 illustrations, and unique Solo and Group use options!
The Travels of Sir John Mandeville
"The Travels of Sir John Mandeville" which was written in Anglo-Norman French is believed to have first appeared sometime in the mid to late 14th century. It soon would be translated into many other languages and would subsequently be very popular in its time. While the identity of Sir John Mandeville is thought to possibly be based on a real historical figure the work seems to be largely one of fiction. "The Travels of Sir John Mandeville" depicts the wandering journey of an English knight to the holy land, the Middle East, the Far East, and lands beyond. While not as historically accurate as the earlier Marco Polo's "Travels", the work gained wide notoriety and is said to have influenced the explorer Christopher Columbus. A wildly fantastical tale of a medieval journeyman, "The Travels of Sir John Mandeville" is a read sure to bring out the explorer in all of us. This edition is printed on premium acid-free paper.
A Funny Thing Happened On My Way Through Life
Join in for a few good laughs in A Funny Thing Happened On My Way Through Life. From birthdays to sleepwalking, to snake shooting, you'll enjoy the homespun humor and her folksy storytelling style. Did you ever realize that most of the funny things that happen to you involve a major embarrassment? Well, they do. Sheila opens up with some of life's most embarrassing moments and in doing so, teaches us that life is meant to be enjoyed and, yes, even laughed at. So, sit back, relax and don't snort when you laugh.....that's embarrassing!
The Dolorous Passion of Our Lord Jesus Christ
Roman Catholic Augustinian Canoness Anne Catherine Emmerich was a 19th century German mystic whose life both inspired religious devotion but also was embroiled in great controversy. Born into a poor family, Emmerich's youth was spent helping to provide for her family through work in farming and as a seamstress. She desired to pursue a life of religious devotion and applied many times to join a convent but was routinely rejected because she could not afford the expected dowry. Eventually she was accepted to an order of Augustinian nuns. Emmerich's religiosity exceeded all others of her convent and after a few years she began to experience ecstatic visions and stigmatic markings which would take a profound toll on her health. Those visions would form the basis for this work, "The Dolorous Passion of Our Lord Jesus Christ", a detailed account of the suffering and death of Jesus Christ beginning hours before his crucifixion. While there were many who did not believe that her ecstatic visions and stigmatic markings were legitimate, but rather the result of an elaborate hoax, no evidence could ever definitively be shown that this was the case. Her writings, which were transcribed by German poet and novelist Clemens Brentano, have since been a source of great inspiration by those who believe she was truly visited by a higher power. This edition is printed on premium acid-free paper.
The Prince
Do you want to read The Prince? If so then keep reading...As a young Florentine envoy to the courts of France and the Italian principalities, Niccol簷 Machiavelli (1469-1527) was able to observe firsthand the lives of people strongly united under one powerful ruler. His fascination with that political rarity and his intense desire to see the Medici family assume a similar role in Italy provided the foundation for his "primer for princes." In this classic guide to acquiring and maintaining political power, Machiavelli used a rational approach to advise prospective rulers, developing logical arguments and alternatives for a number of potential problems, among them governing hereditary monarchies, dealing with colonies and the treatment of conquered peoples. Refreshing in its directness, yet often disturbing in its cold practicality, The Prince sets down a frighteningly pragmatic formula for political fortune. Starkly relevant to the political upheavals of the 20th century, this calculating prescription for power remains today, nearly 500 years after it was written, a timely and startling lesson in the practice of autocratic rule that continues to be much read and studied by students, scholars and general readers as well.What are you waiting for The Prince is one click away, select the "Buy Now" button in the top right corner NOW!
101 Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes
Make Your Family or Friends Laugh With These Funny Jokes About Blondes!Q: How do you keep a blonde busy? A: Write "flip" on both sides of a sheet of paper!Everyone loves to laugh. That is why '101 Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes' is the perfect gift book. To treat yourself, or surprise a loved one. This collection of Dumb Blonde Jokes will have you (and your friends) rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Copy Of '101 Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes'In this book, you will find: - 100+ Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes - 30+ Funny IllustrationsThis joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your friends, or simply want to have a good laugh! BUY: '101 Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes'Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: "I wonder if it's mine." *** A blonde went to buy a pizza. After ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please, " she said, "I could never eat twelve!" *** Three blonde girls were walking in the woods and came upon tracks. The first one said, "Look, it's deer tracks." The second one said, "No, it's wolf tracks" and before the third one could answer, they got hit by a train. *** Buy '101 Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes', and you will get access to all the other jokes. Finally, as a FREE & EXCLUSIVE BONUS, you're also getting 11 super funny jokes from my popular book '101 Hilarious Yo Momma Jokes.' So, are you ready for the funniest dumb blondes jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.
Kollege, ich feiere dich
Kollege, ich feiere dich - Das ist ein lustiges Geschenkbuch f羹r einen ganz besonderen Kollegen. Sie k繹nnen es zu einem wichtigen Anlass oder auch nur als Zeichen inniger Verbundenheit verschenken. Durch das Ankreuzen und Erg瓣nzen humorvoller Botschaften verleihen Sie dem B羹chlein eine pers繹nliche Note.
My Favorite Jokes
Some people collect baseball cards; some people collect cars; some people collect dolls; some people collect bottles--Gene Crawford collects jokes. He has done this since he was in high school. He has written many jokes from memory (from hearing them years ago). Also, friends know he collects jokes, so, they send them to him now and then. Jokes he shares must clear a hurdle--they must be clean enough for his grandchildren to read (they are ages eleven to seventeen). He's tried carefully to follow this rule, even though, in about three jokes, he did put in a few dashes (finish the spelling carefully). He doesn't know how many jokes he has collected--maybe about three thousand. But here are some of his favorite jokes. Maybe there are some jokes in this file that will produce some belly laughs for you--they sure have for Gene Crawford... and for a long, long time. About the AuthorGene Crawford was raised on a dairy farm and a poultry farm with six brothers and two sisters in the foothills of the Appalachian Mountains near Blue Ridge, Georgia. He holds three college degrees. He has thirty years' experience in education as a teacher, coach, school principal, assistant school superintendent, school superintendent, and administrator with the Georgia Department of Education. He, and his wife, Tressie, have a son, Kevin, and a daughter, Gina, and four grandchildren, Clay, Blake, Macy, and Turner. This is his first published book.
Doodle 2 Intent
''Doodle with Intent' is an illustrated Art Story series by Dude Ll. Nonsensical picture books with whimsical pen and ink, and brush and ink doodle illustrations each with a short cryptic tale about the quirky good in life, this one is a little adventure vaguely about finding one's purpose. These fun doodles remind us of the random oddities and complexities at play in nature and our lives.
What It Means
What It Means (WHIM) is a collection of semiserious semiotic essays that examines how myth, symbol, and archetype manifest in everyday American life in the early third millennium. WHIM was written for readers interested in cultural studies, mythology, language, human behavior, philosophy, and anthropology, and is also intended to be a time capsule text for future readers curious about life back in the CE 2,000s. From the not-too-distant future to the end of the twenty-first century and beyond, What It Means will be a source for readers to gain insights into, what will likely seem to them, the peculiarities of an earlier time.From generation to generation, the world's myths, symbols, and archetypes express their timeless qualities in compelling and uniquely contemporary ways, and What It Means interprets and illuminates this phenomenon for today. Included in the WHIM collection are essays on topics such as "The Roller Coaster Ride as Aristotelian Narrative," "Indoor Skydiving and Dreams of Flying," "Fidget Spinners," "Car Wash as Surrogate Purification Ritual," and "Acoustic Weapons." What It Means shows that ancient stories, archetypes, symbols, and ideas can all be found in the contemporary, providing (at least a few of) the answers to our sometimes confusing, sometimes chaotic existence. Some of the essays are pure parody; some include whimsical content, and some are a blend of fact and fiction. Some emulate the magical thinking--preposterous inferences based on speculation and personal bias--that appears occasionally in anthropological scholarship.WHIM links to French semiological thought in general and to Roland Barthes in particular. Barthes famously analyzed popular post-World War II consumer and entertainment culture, and What It Means aspires to be the early third millennium's answer to his insightful and funny work Mythologies. Published in 1957, Mythologies is a collection of essays that examines the bourgeois norm, as he puts it, and the appropriation-cum-transformation of myth to express modern meanings. Mythologies includes essays on "The Romans in Films" (why do Romans always have fringe bangs and sweaty bodies?), "Soap Powders and Detergents" (substances that vanquish evil and dirt and maintain the public order), and "Operation Margarine" (by examining the margarine versus butter dispute, Barthes illuminates the ways in which the establishment rids us of our prejudices). With Barthes as inspiration, WHIM is a survey of today's bourgeois norm in a collection of twenty-one short essays.
Million BillionBrief Essays on Snow Days, Spitwads, Bad Sandwiches, Dad Socks, Hairballs,
In this fresh collection of "Roughneck Grace" columns, New York Times bestselling author and humorist Michael Perry reinforces his reputation as a writer navigating between the transcendent ("The conga line was no longer a line, but rather a fluid knot of nearly a thousand happy children winding in and around itself throughout the aisles of the auditorium while Cyril Paul and the Calypso Monarchs played from the stage."), the quotidian ("Outside my window the June evening is winding down and the sunlight is goldening and the shadows are winning the lawn and the birdsongs are of the settling sort."), and the goofy ("I have never been hungover in my life and I'm not saying that cat was, but this was my first thought, and I went with it, imagining him down at the kitty tavern 'til all hours, knocking back miniature beers and teensy chasers, maybe purring at some lady kitty and nudging the catnip chews her way until he remembered he'd been fixed, at which point he retreated with his beer to the jukebox, where he slumped into more serious drinking, his pupils sad and wide in the barroom gloom, his tail limp."). Whether putting himself on roller skates for his daughter's birthday, fixing the chicken fence, or celebrating St. Jude ("the patron saint of fools"), Perry writes with a big heart from a small place.Million Billion picks up where the two other collections (Roughneck Grace and From the Top) left off, and includes columns originally published between March 27, 2016 and March 25, 2018.
101 Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes
Make Your Family or Friends Laugh With These Funny Jokes About Yo Momma!Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out!Everyone loves to laugh. Plus, laughing is healthy, too! That is why '101 Hilarious Yo Momma Jokes' is the perfect gift book. This collection of Yo Mama jokes will have everyone rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Copy Of '101 Hilarious Yo Momma Jokes'In this book, you will find: - 100+ Hilarious Yo Momma Jokes - 25+ Funny IllustrationsThis joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your friends, or simply want to have a good laugh! BUY: '101 Hilarious Yo Momma Jokes'Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it. Yo mama is so poor she went running after the garbage truck with a grocery list. Yo mama is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl!*** Buy '101 Hilarious Yo Momma Jokes', and you will get access to all the other jokes. Finally, as a FREE & EXCLUSIVE BONUS, you're also getting 11 super funny jokes from my popular book '101 Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes.' So, are you ready for the funniest Yo Momma jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.
Did That Really Happen?
This book is a brief collection of some of the humorous anecdotes from the workplace, the drinking place, the living place and a lot of other places. All information in this book is from sources and recollections considered to be trustworthy and reliable. However, no warranty is made to the accuracy thereof.
The Cheap Handyman
This Old House meets #HomeImprovementFails in this collection of laugh-out-loud essays, perfect for fans of Nick Offerman, CarTalk, or The Red Green Show. "This book is all the fix-it you need for your hurt home improvement ego." --Harrison Scott Key, Thurber-prize winning author of The World's Largest Man Meet Brian Harris, a (mostly) retired, self-proclaimed jack of all trades with a penchant for DIY and inventive money-saving schemes. Armed with a soldering gun, his trusty nine-foot ladder, and of course the handyman's secret weapon--duct tape--Brian's projects start out as simple chores: trim a tree branch, stain the cedar siding on his home...but all too often they end in costly disaster. Sometimes he's trying to do the right thing, like the time he wrecked his pool while saving some baby ducks. Often, he channels his inner MacGyver: he once taped his hockey skate back together so he could finish his rec-league game, only to get suspended for falling on the referee when it broke (again). But usually he's just being, well, cheap! Like the time he inadvertently destroyed a $295 car key fob because he wouldn't pay the (outrageous) $10 fee to have the battery professionally replaced. In The Cheap Handyman, Brian anthologizes his hard-won wisdom, teaching us how (not) to cut down a tree, what to do if a stray cat has kittens in your HVAC system, three very incorrect uses for duct tape, the manifold hazards of pool maintenance, and more. Filled with unforgettable true stories from the everyday life of an average guy just trying to save a few bucks, The Cheap Handyman is a delightful tribute to anyone who has ever thought, "Sure! I can do that!"
Kollege, wir feiern dich
Kollege, wir feiern dich - Das ist ein lustiges Geschenkbuch f羹r einen ganz besonderen Kollegen. Sie k繹nnen es zu einem wichtigen Anlass oder auch nur als Zeichen inniger Verbundenheit verschenken. Durch das Ankreuzen und Erg瓣nzen humorvoller Botschaften verleihen Sie dem B羹chlein eine pers繹nliche Note.
The Big Book of Dad Jokes
Over 300 jokes, more than 100 pages, written by the funniest fathers in America!With From: __________ on the cover to make the perfect gift from you.Plus space to write a personalized dedication to your dad on page one.Over 300 family-friendly jokes to make your dad's day. He'll love these terrible rib-ticklers - specially selected by a panel of the funniest fathers.A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars.Police are working tirelessly to catch him.You heard of that new band 999-Megabytes? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet.My wife thinks I'm addicted to brake fluid.I keep telling her I could stop at any time.I've been happily married for four years.Out of a total of 10.I've been diagnosed with a disease that makes me tell airport jokes.The doctor says it's terminal.Why did the baker go to work?He kneads the dough.Someone threw a bottle of mayo at me.I was like what the Helman!To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office . . . I will find you. You have my Word!Dad jokes make you cringe and groan - but also make your dad laugh out loud. This dad joke book makes the perfect Father's Day gift for the dad who loves life and loves to laugh. A perfect dad gift from son, daughter or wife.
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We Did That?
We Did That? is an entertaining collection of the oddest, most cringe-worthy parts of human history. From embarrassingly incorrect things politicians have said, weirdest world records, and strange superstitions we've had, to weird medical cures, fashion trends, and more!
Freddie and Johnnie
Falling through bathroom windows and into trash cans, keeping your mother out of dumpsters and trash bins ... When everything offends your sensibilities, relaxing makes you nervous, and you hate camping but your spouse loves it... When a carpool member is SO annoying but makes you laugh like you've never laughed before. It's all here, in the "Colorful Characters" of this book. Plus, where to pee, the mama of Princess and the Pea, how to know if you're having fun, how to write love notes for lunch pails, methods for naked frog hunting, and good reasons to marry a brown man!
Kollege, wir feiern dich zum Abschied
Kollege, wir feiern dich zum Abschied - Das ist ein lustiges Geschenkbuch f羹r einen ganz besonderen Kollegen, der sich aus dem Kollegenteam verabschiedet, weil er in den wohlverdienten Ruhestand geht, den Arbeitsplatz wechselt oder aus einem anderen Grund seine Kollegen verl瓣sst. Verschenken Sie eine kleine Erinnerung! Durch das Ankreuzen und Erg瓣nzen humorvoller Botschaften verleihen Sie dem B羹chlein eine pers繹nliche Note.
Models On Phones
Models On Phones was created by Melissa Stetten who has been documenting her life as a model in New York, London, and Los Angeles. She quickly realized other models were just as bored as her, and they passed the time waiting for their names to be called at castings by staring at their phones. The Instagram hashtag 'ModelsOnPhones' was born in 2012, and Melissa has since accumulated over 100 photos. Also being a writer, she added a caption underneath each photo as to what she believes the model is texting at that moment. Models on Phones is essentially a sample of how she copes with feeling like another disposable commodity in a world that relies on bone-structure, while being number 72 on the sign-in sheet. 166 pages Full Color 8x10
Laughable Adolescence to Adult LessonsRead the Book, Play the Game, and Enjoy the Escape!
Get ready to relive the wild abandonment of youth with Uncle G, as he takes readers on a romp down a memory lane paved with playful pranks, sibling scuffles, and adolescent adventures you have to read to believe! Set in a small Midwestern town in the 1990s, Laughable Adolescence to Adult Lessons can be enjoyed as a memory-stirring solo read or played as a game with a group of your favorite people, which is sure to prompt you to reminisce and compete for belly laughs over your own most outlandish exploits. Grab a chair, open the cover, and escape to a time and place when summers meant freedom, and freedom meant an endless stream of escapades limited only by the imagination.
Walking with My Foot in My Mouth
Bored? Not anymore. Written in a casual, upbeat and conversational style, Walking With My Foot in My Mouth is a light read for Seniors. Humorous mishaps, mini adventures and opinionated opinions remind readers that life is good, life is fun, and age doesn't matter. Held hostage by a family of raccoons, unnerved by punk rockers, does Miss Pat really bring her cats to Long John Silver for lunch?Walking With My Foot in My Mouth is a collection of essays taken from the author's blog Finnicky. Written by a Baby Boomer for the generation of Boomers, Walking With My Foot in My Mouth is dedicated to everyone who has crossed the threshold into Senior-hood. If you were raised in the fifties and sixties and are now past fifty and sixty, Walking With My Foot in My Mouth will inspire you to hop, skip and run.
The Adventures of Ms. Cutie & (Lady Precious Sogwa /better known as/) Fat
This is a cute little memoir by my 2 most adorable children. My big fat, cuddly, anti-social/shy but lovable white tuxedo cat named Ms. Cutie. And my most adorable fat, talkative, "1st born" Siamese cat with chubby cheeks named Lady Precious Sogwa - lovingly known as Fat. Being that Lady Precious Sogwa - better known as Fat, is the most social, talkative, and outgoing between the 3 of us (Ms. Cutie, Fat, and myself, Imeh Smith, their mommy) she, of course, has the most to say. They unfortunately are no longer here but this is exactly what they told me to say and write to let the world know how lovely and regal they both were - especially Lady Precious Sogwa. She told me to say that.Log onto The Circle's Edge, inc. website at www.CirclesEdge.org and become more socially responsible by wearing some awesome regal gear upon your body as you help kick loneliness and anti-bullying with some most lovely of things!
F.U.B.A.R. The Final Chapter
This book is a collection of true humorous stories that occurred over a period of 45 years both in the automotive field and in my personal life. This book describes everything from automotive workplace and in our family life that all of us may have experienced and can relate to.
Dad’s Joke Book
Mature Adult Humor - Over 1000 indexed jokes. Includes informative joke telling guide. This is most complete guide to sexual, racist and religious jokes of the last 60 years. Adult Jokes, not groaner "Dad" jokes! Find the perfect joke for any occasion from clean to obscene with keyword Index. Original, genuinely funny jokes organized by theme. The ideal gift for the humorist in your family or group. Each joke captured as it was told. Not a rambling compilation, but a well indexed and organized collection that will amaze and delight the reader. And, as the title suggests, not for those "Politically Correct" types or those too sensitive for adult humor in its original un-cut form.
Humor On The Rocks
Good day, and welcome! To begin to set the stage for what you are about to embrace, there was an article written by a fellow - who had never met the man, Leonard ""Cap"" Tromblay. I was sent a copy of the article. I cherish it, as it brings to life just a glimmer of the light that shined (and shines) from the fire that was inside our Dad: "The highlight was when the longtime parishioner Leonard "Cap" Tromblay shared his memories, peppered with plenty of humor. The former schoolteacher - was received affectionately by the audience, like a favorite uncle. Even those of us who had never met him were instantly charmed. And those who had probably heard some of his stories a time or two before, obviously relished hearing them again." This book is a tribute to remember our Dad, portions of the sales will be helping fund a scholarship in honor of him in the school system that he helped develop programs in - and from which he retired from. This is the essence of the man. His infectious spirit.
Shiba Inu Ryuji
Your neighbor Ryuji brings you smiles‼ Ryuji, one of the most famous Shiba Inus on Instagram, makes everyone happy!! Ryuji is a Shiba Inu that lives with his family in a peaceful village in Okayama Prefecture, Japan. His family decided to keep him as a guard dog but he smiles, he gets happy, grumpy, nervous, relaxed, excited, proud, brave...etc. He shows many different expressions and different looks every day. He is now much more than just a guard dog...he's a part of the family and a local celebrity in his village. Ryuji's smile has even touched hearts outside of Japan. When his family started to post his pictures on Instagram, Ryuji's smile suddenly spread across the sea, earning him more than 318K followers all over the world. The author and the editor of this book have carefully chosen the best pictures that reveal Ryuji's charm and showcases his lifestyle. Readers can now imagine that Ryuji is their own neighbor smiling back at them. This book is an ultimate collection of Ryuji's best shots, which will be a perfect gift for your family, friend, and yourself!! Why not let Ryuji brighten your day?
A Modern Man’s Guide to Fishing
A Modern Man's Guide to Fishing is the book that men the world over have been waiting for. And boy do they need it! From the novice to the professional - or those who haven't held their rod in a while - this book covers everything you need to know. From advice on how best to care for your tackle, to what to do when you've got more than one fish on the line. You'll learn how to stop your line spinning out prematurely, be reminded of the joys of long-forgotten practices, such as trout-tickling, and become better at knowing which Fish make for great eating. So to all our fellow Fishermen still dreaming of the "one that got away", we urge you to get off the couch, dust off your rod and know that if you're willing to give your all to this most mysterious of sports, the rewards will be great indeed. A Modern Man's Guide to Fishing is both a celebration of, and an homage to, the Fish. Happy Fishing!
Awful Management
Pulitzer Prize nominee and Investigative reporter (O.Kay Jackson), says of this book: "Most 'How to manage a business' books quickly find their place at my bedside to combat insomnia. Three pages in and I'm out like a light. "Awful Management" is the notable exception! By showing the downside inherent in poor management the book enlightens towards the good. Witty, interesting, thought provoking, challenging and inspiring, it stands as the new leader in its genre. Read it, Directors and direct better. Read it, Managers, and manage better. Read it, employees, and develop quicker. Read it students, in preparation for the work place. Read it for the chuckles or the guidance, but without a doubt, read it!
