More Rayisms
This is another book of words, sayings, mottos and stories that I have collected over a lifetime. My children have always referred to them as Rayisms.
101 Reasons Why You Might Have a Low IQ
Morons got you down? Dim-witted idiots getting on your nerves? Had enough of brainwashed sheep telling you what they think? Strike back with this perfectly insulting book of outrageous adult political humor. Guaranteed to ruffle feathers wherever you leave it. You might have a LOW IQ if . . . If you think the purpose of the media is to inform the public . . . You might have a low IQ. If you feel guilty about something your ancestors did before you were born . . . You might have a low IQ. If your most prized possession is your EBT card . . . You might have a low IQ. If you think having an "informed opinion" means watching "The View" . . . You might have a low IQ. If you went to the Barbie movie dressed up like Ken . . . You might have a low IQ. If you went to the Barbie movie, period . . . You might have a low IQ. All these and more are waiting for you in this outrageously funny book for adults. Give it to someone you can't stand. You know you want to.
That’s How They Get You
From the Thurber Prize-winning author of What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Blacker comes a pioneering collection of Black humor from some of the most acclaimed writers and performers at work today A critic explores the paradox of finding community in "the dozens" while grieving. A violent town ritual causes an all-too-familiar moral panic. An email thread between friends on why we need an updated Green Book but for public toilets. All across the nation, "Karens" become illegal overnight. These are just a few of the hilarious worlds contained in Damon Young's groundbreaking anthology featuring the best, funniest, and Blackest essays, short stories, letters, and rants. With words that roast, ignite, and burn while connecting to and coalescing around a singular thesis, That's How They Get You emphasizes how and why Black American humor is uniquely transfixing. This is a mixture of not just observational anxieties and stream-of-consciousness lucidities but also acute political clarity about America. Edited and with an introduction by Damon Young, the critically acclaimed author of What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Blacker, the collection features new material from an all-star roster of contributors, including Hanif Abdurraqib, Mahogany L. Browne, Wyatt Cenac, Kiese Laymon, Deesha Philyaw, Roy Wood Jr., and Nicola Yoon.
Using No. 2 to Get to No. 1
The Shockingly Insightful, Full-of-Crap Self-Help Book You Didn't Know You NeededEver feel like life's full of crap? Good. You're not alone-and you're not wrong.In this refreshingly honest, hilarious, and surprisingly profound book, engineer-turned-poop-philosopher Angela Jamieson invites you to take a long, hard look at what you've been holding onto-and finally let that sh*t go.With laugh-out-loud metaphors inspired by the digestive system and sprinkled with personal stories, Using No. 2 to Get to No. 1 offers a a refreshingly original take on personal development. You'll discover how to: Stop swallowing other people's expectationsDigest all of your experiences--good or badRelieve your emotional constipationEmbrace the glorious relief of letting goThis isn't about chasing perfection. It's about embracing the beautiful, hilarious, imperfect process of being human, defining who YOU want to be-and having a lot more fun along the way.If you're burned out, bogged down, or just tired of pretending you've got it all together, this book is your entry ticket to the buffet we call LIFE.
Using No. 2 to Get to No. 1
The Shockingly Insightful, Full-of-Crap Self-Help Book You Didn't Know You NeededEver feel like life's full of crap? Good. You're not alone-and you're not wrong.In this refreshingly honest, hilarious, and surprisingly profound book, engineer-turned-poop-philosopher Angela Jamieson invites you to take a long, hard look at what you've been holding onto-and finally let that sh*t go.With laugh-out-loud metaphors inspired by the digestive system and sprinkled with personal stories, Using No. 2 to Get to No. 1 offers a a refreshingly original take on personal development. You'll discover how to: Stop swallowing other people's expectationsDigest all of your experiences--good or badRelieve your emotional constipationEmbrace the glorious relief of letting goThis isn't about chasing perfection. It's about embracing the beautiful, hilarious, imperfect process of being human, defining who YOU want to be-and having a lot more fun along the way.If you're burned out, bogged down, or just tired of pretending you've got it all together, this book is your entry ticket to the buffet we call LIFE.
Donut Holes for the Soul
Take a nostalgic journey through the joys of everyday life with Erma Bombeck Award-winner Tim Cotton. In Donut Holes for the Soul, Cotton weaves together a collection of essays that celebrate simple pleasures, timeless friendships, and the enduring bonds of family and community. From the familiar sounds of a screen door on a warm summer day to lessons learned from helping his mother move, Cotton's stories evoke laughter, warmth, and a sense of home. Readers will find heartfelt tales of unexpected kindness, like a helpful neighbor who goes above and beyond, a chance encounter that sparks redemption, and reflections on fatherhood sparked by a classic car. Cotton's relaxed, conversational style makes each story feel like a chat with a trusted friend, offering humor and hope in equal measure. With vivid anecdotes that capture everything from road trips and roadside chats to the charm of a well-worn flannel shirt, Donut Holes for the Soul invites readers to slow down, reminisce, and find joy in the small things that make life big. Perfect for fans of Erma Bombeck and Mitch Albom, this collection is a comforting escape for anyone who longs for a simpler time.
These Foolish Things
These Foolish Things is a poetic, deeply introspective journey through the mind and memories of a man confronting the weight of his past and the uncertainties of his future. Told through the candid reflections of Keith - a university lecturer, music lover, and romantic - this novel blurs the line between fiction and memoir in a series of vivid vignettes that explore love, loss, identity, and the strange absurdities of academic life.With dry wit and emotional honesty, Ken Heather invites readers into a world rich with nostalgia and existential musing. From tangled relationships to the quiet melancholy of middle age, Keith Stokes navigates the passage of time with a blend of charm, self-deprecation, and lyrical insight.Unapologetically human and unapologetically flawed, These Foolish Things is a novel for anyone who has ever lingered in memory, questioned their place in the world, or found solace in a familiar song. Perfect for fans of introspective literary fiction, this is a book that resonates long after the final page.
The Untold Stories From a Correctional Officer
How many times have you said, "I wish I could be a fly on the wall?" Well, now you are with The Untold Stories from a Correctional Officer. Sit back and relax as I present some of the most unbelievable, unimaginable, and bizarre tales to ever escape the prison walls. These narratives are so peculiar, unusual, captivating, and incomprehensible that you may mistake them for works of fiction. Some of the tales will leave you laughing so hard you'll need to wipe your eyes and check your drawers, while others will leave you so enraged you'll want to throw the book down and contact the governor. What you possess is a no-holds-barred, knock-down, drag-out fight between reality and perception. Be WARNED, though, as the tales you read here will have you saying the very words that escape my mouth daily, "You Can't Make This Sh*t Up."
Nursery Rhymes Reimagined
What if your favorite nursery rhymes grew up-and got a little more real?Step into Bales & Logs, a one-of-a-kind community where pigs file noise complaints, the Tooth Fairy hosts cash-prize contests, and Muffet runs the local neighborhood watch (arachnophobes beware!).In Nursery Rhymes Reimagined, classic tales get a modern twist filled with laughter, love, and a little bit of tea.Author Denise Masten breathes new life into the rhymes we thought we knew, with stories that celebrate family, resilience, and the beautiful mess of everyday life. Whether it's a foster parent living in a shoe, a front-porch lullaby remix, or Little Boy Blue catching Zs instead of sheep, this collection brings fresh perspective and heart to beloved traditions.Perfect for adults who grew up on nursery rhymes-and kids curious about what really went down in those fairy tale hoods. Pull up a rocking chair, pour some Lavender Earl Grey tea, and enjoy the remix!
The Comic English Grammar
Unlock the laughter and wit of the Victorian era with "The Comic English Grammar" by Percival Leigh, a timeless treasure now revived for modern readers! After decades out of print, this delightful classic returns, lovingly restored by Alpha Editions. Dive into a world where grammar meets humor, and learning the English language becomes an entertaining adventure. Leigh's ingenious blend of satire and education transforms mundane grammar rules into a comedic masterpiece, making it a must-have for both casual readers and collectors of classic literature. This edition is not just a reprint; it's a collector's item and a cultural treasure, offering a glimpse into the playful side of 19th-century English society. Whether you're a language enthusiast or a lover of vintage humor, this book promises to engage, educate, and entertain. Experience the joy of a beautifully restored classic that bridges the past and present, ensuring its charm endures for generations to come. Don't miss the chance to own a piece of literary history that celebrates the art of language with a smile!
What’S Your Hurry? A Deck Full Of Jokers
Rediscover the wit and wisdom of a bygone era with "What's Your Hurry? A Deck Full of Jokers" by George Niblo, a timeless classic that has been out of print for decades and is now beautifully republished by Alpha Editions. This restored edition is not just a reprint; it's a collector's item and a cultural treasure, meticulously crafted for today's and future generations. Dive into a world where humor meets heart, as Niblo masterfully weaves tales that are as entertaining as they are enlightening. Each story is a delightful blend of sharp wit and profound insight, offering readers a unique glimpse into the human condition. Whether you're a casual reader seeking a good laugh or a collector of classic literature, this book promises to captivate and inspire. With its engaging narratives and timeless themes, "What's Your Hurry?" stands out as a valuable addition to any bookshelf. Don't miss the chance to own a piece of literary history, lovingly restored for those who cherish the art of storytelling. Embrace the joy and wisdom of George Niblo's work and let it enrich your reading experience today.
Comic Arithmetic
Unlock the whimsical world of numbers with "Comic Arithmetic" by Percival Leigh, a delightful classic that transforms the mundane into the magical! After decades out of print, this timeless treasure is now beautifully restored and republished by Alpha Editions, ready to enchant both new readers and seasoned collectors. Dive into a unique blend of humor and education, where arithmetic meets wit in a series of engaging tales and clever illustrations. Leigh's masterful storytelling and playful approach make learning a joyous adventure, offering a fresh perspective on the world of numbers. This edition is not just a reprint; it's a collector's item and a cultural treasure, meticulously restored for today's and future generations. Whether you're a casual reader seeking a light-hearted escape or a classic literature enthusiast, "Comic Arithmetic" promises to captivate and inspire. Embrace this rare opportunity to own a piece of literary history, and let the laughter and learning begin!
Sauce
Sauce is the debut collection from one of Britain's newest and brightest poets, David Vernon.In poems that are humorous, repulsive and self-deprecating, he offers a jaundiced but sharp-witted look at the modern world and the people that inhabit it.He presents a colourful and engaging take on everything from dating anorexics to Greggs addiction and from celebrity animals to the sexual charge of launderettes.This is a book you will want to read to yourself under the bed sheets, perform to an audience or share with your friends and enemies.
Wehman Bros.’ Vaudeville Jokes No. 1.
Step right up and dive into the laughter of yesteryear with "Wehman Bros.' Vaudeville Jokes No. 1," a timeless collection of humor that has been out of print for decades and is now lovingly republished by Alpha Editions. This restored edition is not just a reprint; it's a collector's item and a cultural treasure, offering a rare glimpse into the comedic genius of the vaudeville era. Packed with wit and charm, this book captures the essence of a bygone era where humor was king and laughter was the universal language. From quick quips to hilarious one-liners, these jokes have entertained audiences for generations and continue to resonate with their cleverness and simplicity. Whether you're a casual reader looking for a good laugh or a collector of classic literature, this edition is a must-have. Rediscover the joy of vaudeville comedy and share in the mirth that has stood the test of time. Perfect for today s and future generations, this beautifully restored classic invites you to experience the enduring power of humor. Get ready to laugh out loud and cherish a piece of history!
The Complete Cynic; Being Bunches Of Wisdom Culled From The Calendars Of Oliver Herford, Ethel Watts Mumford, Addison Mizner
Unlock the wit and wisdom of a bygone era with "The Complete Cynic," a timeless collection of sharp insights and humorous reflections from the brilliant minds of Oliver Herford, Ethel Watts Mumford, and Addison Mizner. Once lost to the sands of time, this literary gem has been lovingly restored and republished by Alpha Editions, making it available for today s readers and future generations. Dive into a world where every page brims with clever quips and profound observations, offering a delightful escape into the art of cynicism. This edition is not just a reprint; it s a collector s item and a cultural treasure, meticulously crafted for those who appreciate the elegance of classic literature. Whether you're a casual reader seeking a dose of humor or a collector in search of a rare find, "The Complete Cynic" promises to entertain, enlighten, and endure. Don t miss the chance to own a piece of literary history that has been out of print for decades. Embrace the charm and intellect of this restored masterpiece, and let it inspire your bookshelf with its enduring allure.
The Bull Calf, And Other Tales
Rediscover a forgotten gem of storytelling with "The Bull Calf, and Other Tales" by A. B. Frost, a masterful collection that has been out of print for decades and is now beautifully republished by Alpha Editions. This timeless anthology, restored for today s and future generations, invites readers into a world where humor, wit, and poignant reflections on life intertwine seamlessly. Each tale is a testament to Frost's unparalleled ability to capture the essence of human nature with charm and insight. What makes this book truly unique is its blend of engaging narratives and vivid illustrations, offering a rare glimpse into the art of storytelling from a bygone era. Whether you're a casual reader seeking delightful escapades or a collector of classic literature, this edition is not just a reprint it's a collector s item and a cultural treasure. Immerse yourself in stories that have stood the test of time, and experience the joy of a classic reborn. Don t miss the chance to own a piece of literary history, lovingly restored and ready to captivate a new generation of readers.
The Comic Latin Grammar
Unlock the laughter and learning of a bygone era with "The Comic Latin Grammar" by Percival Leigh, a timeless treasure now revived for modern readers! After decades out of print, this delightful classic returns, lovingly restored by Alpha Editions. Dive into a whimsical world where Latin meets humor, making language learning an entertaining adventure. Leigh's witty approach transforms the complexities of Latin into a joyous journey, blending education with amusement in a way that captivates both the casual reader and the classic literature aficionado. This edition is more than a mere reprint; it's a collector's item and a cultural gem, offering a glimpse into the playful side of 19th-century scholarship. Whether you're a language enthusiast, a history buff, or simply in search of a good laugh, "The Comic Latin Grammar" promises to engage and enlighten. Rediscover this unique blend of humor and education, and join generations of readers who have cherished its charm. Secure your piece of literary history today and experience the joy of learning Latin the comic way!
English As She Is Taught; Being Genuine Answers To Examination Questions In Our Public Schools
Unlock the wit and wisdom of Mark Twain with "English as She is Taught," a delightful exploration of the quirks and curiosities of student examinations from yesteryear. This timeless gem, out of print for decades, has been lovingly restored and republished by Alpha Editions, ensuring its charm and humor are preserved for today s and future generations. Dive into a world where the innocence of youth meets the hilarity of misunderstanding, as Twain presents genuine answers from public school exams that will leave you both amused and reflective. This edition is not just a reprint; it s a collector s item and a cultural treasure, offering a unique glimpse into the educational landscape of the past. Whether you're a casual reader seeking a good laugh or a collector of classic literature, this beautifully restored volume promises to captivate and entertain. Experience the enduring appeal of Twain s sharp observations and celebrate the joy of learning through the eyes of history. Don t miss the chance to own a piece of literary heritage that continues to resonate with humor and insight.
Wehman Bros.’ Irish Yarns Wit And Humor, No. 2
Rediscover the laughter and charm of a bygone era with "Wehman Bros.' Irish Yarns Wit and Humor, No. 2," a delightful collection that has been out of print for decades and is now lovingly republished by Alpha Editions. This timeless treasure, once lost to the ages, has been meticulously restored for today s and future generations, offering a rare glimpse into the rich tapestry of Irish humor and storytelling. Dive into a world where wit reigns supreme and every yarn spins a tale of joy, mischief, and heartwarming hilarity. This edition is not just a reprint; it s a collector s item and a cultural treasure, capturing the essence of classic Irish humor that has enchanted readers for generations. Whether you re a casual reader seeking a hearty laugh or a collector of classic literature, this book promises to be a cherished addition to your library. Embrace the spirit of Ireland with stories that transcend time, offering both a nostalgic journey and a fresh experience for new readers. Don t miss the chance to own a piece of literary history that celebrates the enduring power of humor and storytelling.
Watch Yourself Go
Step into a world of timeless wisdom and captivating storytelling with "Watch Yourself Go" by Al. G. Field, a literary gem that has been out of print for decades and is now beautifully restored by Alpha Editions. This isn't just a reprint it's a collector's item and a cultural treasure, meticulously revived for today's and future generations. In this enchanting narrative, Field masterfully weaves humor, insight, and life lessons, offering readers a unique glimpse into the human experience. His engaging prose and vivid characters invite you to reflect on your own journey, making this book as relevant today as it was when first published. Whether you're a casual reader or a collector of classic literature, "Watch Yourself Go" promises to inspire and entertain. Its revival is a testament to its enduring value and timeless appeal. Don't miss the chance to own a piece of literary history that speaks to the heart and soul. Rediscover the magic of Al. G. Field's storytelling and let it enrich your life.
The Devil’S Dictionary
Unlock the wit and wisdom of Ambrose Bierce with "The Devil's Dictionary," a timeless masterpiece that has been out of print for decades and is now beautifully republished by Alpha Editions. This isn't just a reprint; it's a collector's item and a cultural treasure, meticulously restored for today's and future generations. Dive into Bierce's razor-sharp satire, where every word is a weapon and every definition a revelation. This unique lexicon transforms the mundane into the extraordinary, offering a darkly humorous lens through which to view the human condition. From "Love" to "Politics," Bierce's biting commentary remains as relevant and thought-provoking today as it was over a century ago. Whether you're a casual reader seeking a delightful escape or a collector of classic literature, "The Devil's Dictionary" promises to engage, entertain, and enlighten. Experience the brilliance of Bierce's prose in this exquisite edition, a must-have for any literary enthusiast's collection. Rediscover a classic that challenges perceptions and celebrates the enduring power of language.
The Comic Almanack (Volume 2); An Ephemeris In Jest And Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, And Oddities
Rediscover the wit and whimsy of a bygone era with "The Comic Almanack (Volume 2)," a timeless treasure that has been out of print for decades and is now lovingly republished by Alpha Editions. This enchanting collection, featuring the genius of Gilbert Abbott Beckett, Henry Mayhew, Horace Mayhew, Albert Smith, and William Makepeace Thackeray, is a delightful blend of merry tales, humorous poetry, quips, and oddities that promises to tickle your funny bone and warm your heart. What makes this book truly unique is its ability to capture the spirit of its time while remaining irresistibly engaging for modern readers. Each page is a testament to the enduring power of humor and storytelling, offering a glimpse into the past with a freshness that feels remarkably contemporary. This edition is not just a reprint; it s a collector s item and a cultural treasure, meticulously restored for today s and future generations. Whether you're a casual reader seeking a joyful escape or a collector of classic literature, "The Comic Almanack (Volume 2)" is a must-have addition to your library. Dive into this beautifully restored classic and experience the laughter and charm that have captivated readers for generations.
The Comic History Of England
Step into a world where history meets hilarity with "The Comic History of England" by Gilbert Abbott Beckett, a timeless treasure now revived for modern readers. After decades out of print, this classic has been lovingly restored and republished by Alpha Editions, offering a unique blend of wit and wisdom that transforms England's storied past into a delightful romp through time. Beckett's masterful storytelling and sharp humor breathe life into the annals of history, making it accessible and entertaining for both casual readers and devoted collectors of classic literature. From the antics of ancient Britons to the eccentricities of medieval monarchs, each page is a testament to Beckett's genius in turning the mundane into the magnificent. This edition is more than just a reprint; it's a collector's item and a cultural treasure, ensuring that the laughter and lessons of this remarkable work endure for generations to come. Whether you're a history buff or a lover of literary humor, "The Comic History of England" promises an unforgettable journey through the ages, one chuckle at a time.
The Comic Almanack (Volume 1); An Ephemeris In Jest And Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, And Oddities
Step into a world of wit and whimsy with "The Comic Almanack (Volume 1)," a timeless treasure that has been out of print for decades and is now lovingly republished by Alpha Editions. This enchanting collection, featuring the genius of Gilbert Abbott Beckett, Henry Mayhew, Horace Mayhew, Albert Smith, and William Makepeace Thackeray, is a delightful blend of merry tales, humorous poetry, and quirky oddities that promise to tickle your funny bone and warm your heart. What makes this book truly unique is its ability to capture the spirit of an era with humor and charm, offering a glimpse into the past while remaining remarkably relevant today. Each page is a testament to the enduring power of laughter and storytelling, making it a must-have for both casual readers and collectors of classic literature. This edition is not just a reprint; it s a beautifully restored collector s item and a cultural treasure, meticulously crafted for today s and future generations. Dive into this literary gem and experience the joy of a bygone era, brought back to life with elegance and care. Don t miss your chance to own a piece of history that will entertain and inspire for years to come.
The highly enlightened path of Fukit zen
The Highly Enlightened Path Of Fukit Zen is the ultimate tongue in cheek guide for helping you to cope with the stress and challenges of everyday life in this crazy world in which we live.
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52 humorous/inspirational short stories, one for each week of the year, from the popular syndicated column, Life's Outtakes. From the wife that isn't always logical in Putting it all Together, to the heartwarming tale of of a faithful dog in A Loyal Dog, these stories will make you laugh, reminisce, and contemplate what matters most in life.
Woven Yarns Vol.1
The stories in this volume have been woven from threads collected from many sources--travels, different cultures, life experiences, observations of human interactions and behavior--with a fair sprinkling of humor and imagination. The interlacement of these particular yarns covers stories of a make-belief world, the pitfalls of internet dating, the bonds of friendship, the weight of caregiving, cross-culture blends, the NIMBY effect, and political correctness. In between we have threads dealing with the speed of change, alienation, political correctness, and climate change All artfully woven into the fabric of Woven Yarns.
Alphapussy
From a wayward California girl growing up in the heart of the porn-born San Fernando Valley, Gina Gershon found herself on a journey that has been anything but traditional. Along the way, she had to learn how to spot the toxic types--in both her personal life and her career--and figure out how to dodge, outsmart, or hustle her way through. From the Valley to the slums of Beverly Hills to New York City, she was confronted with shady characters and sketchy situations, all the while fighting to protect her autonomy as a woman and as an actress with a decidedly unconventional path. AlphaPussy is a collection of true stories that explore themes of experience, survival, and the art of figuring it out as you go. They include strange encounters with celebrities and film directors such as Paul Verhoeven, Tom Cruise, Sharon Stone, Prince, Jennifer Tilly, Sylvester Stallone, David Mamet, Bob Fosse, and so many others. Often hilarious, usually cautionary, and almost always wrapped in absurdity, Gershon's tales explore how she found herself through bad decisions, awkward moments, and cringe-worthy encounters that somehow gave rise to survival skills. Gershon stresses that while it can be important to listen to others, it's more important to listen to oneself. To trust your gut. In a world full of bullies, predators, and people trying to tell her who she was, or who she should be, it was crucial for Gershon to become an AlphaPussy: a woman who navigates through this perilous jungle of a world with personal agency and responsibility.
Dad Can You Not?
Dad fails are the stuff of legend: The time he pulled up to a drive-through and shouted his order into a trash can, or when he ate a handful of what he thought were nuts but were really discarded olive pits, or that day he used a glue stick instead of ChapStick.In Dad Can You Not?, Leighton brings some real doozies to light: dads discovering everything from how therapy works (who knew it involved talking about "all the personal stuff"?) to what washes up on the beach at low tide (surprise--the translucent lumps are jellyfish, not lost breast implants), and he includes lots of funny feedback and reactions from the kids ("you need to chill in the family group chat") plus quizzes to test where everyone falls on the "Dadness" scale, along with lots of tongue-in-cheek charts, graphs, and other features. With the same charm that made What Time is Noon a New York Times bestseller, Dad Can You Not? delivers laugh-out-loud fun for the whole family.
2013
Anyone who agrees that the hype around the 2012 prophecies needs skewering, and who enjoys penetrating wit served up with a healthy dose of enlightened perspective, will find that 2013 is the essential guide to survival and prosperity when the world ends. Whether that end comes through a meteor impact, a viral pandemic, a changing climate, or simply the wrath of God, N. Nosirrah offers a brief escape from the overwhelming terror that can come when facing the end of the world. He explores the end times and world monetary collapse with insights that are undaunted by their self-contradictions, witticism that never lets up, and the promise of multi-level marketing. 2013, a self-help survival manual cum novella for the reality-challenged, explores the place where profit is made, a place found between our world of fiction and the unseen world of truth, and suggests that it is possible to make a fortune, get enlightened, and laugh uproariously when the world ends. If The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy took you to the edge, 2013 will push you over.
Gratitude and Complaint Journal
The ultimate vent-and-laugh journal for real-life dads.Between family chaos, work stress, and the mystery of vanishing socks, modern fatherhood can feel like a never-ending circus - without the popcorn. Gratitude and Complaint Journal: Dad Edition is a hilariously honest guided journal created especially for men who love their families fiercely... but also need a place to rant (and not get side-eyed for it).Inside, dads will find daily prompts that blend lighthearted reflection, snarky observations, and emotional check-ins - all designed to help them stay sane while juggling everything from toddler tantrums to thermostat wars.This book is the perfect mix of sarcasm, stress relief, and self-expression. Whether used as a daily reset, a private laugh, or a Father's Day gift, this guided notebook gives dads permission to write it all out - unfiltered and unapologetic.Perfect for: Exhausted new dads or seasoned prosMen who don't journal (yet) but secretly need itGifts for Father's Day, birthdays, holidays, or "just because"Any guy who's ever reheated the same coffee three times
Straight to the Point
The Bible, from the beginning to the end is about Jesus; it's about God revealing or guiding us the way to gain eternal life. Remember we are His creation and He wants the best for us. One of the things we must do is study the Bible not lightly but diligently. If you study diligently no one can cheat or trick you. Hosea 4:6 (NIV) states: My people are destroyed from lack o--f knowledge; because you have rejected knowledge, I also reject you as my priest; because you have ignored the law of thy God, I will also ignore your children. The Apostol John in John 5:39-40(NIV) states: You diligently study the Scriptures because you think that by them you possess eternal life. These are the Scriptures that testify about me, yet, you refuse to come to me to have life.These two verses have inspired me to write this book and encourage you to acquire more biblical knowledge diligently, the way He wants it to be done.
What Taylor Says
From hometown princess to global star, Taylor Swift is the world's favorite songwriter, popstar and all-round icon. What Taylor Says is a celebratory and empowering collection of the legend's quotes. 'I think the most profound relationship I've ever had has been with my fans.' 'The only real risk is being too afraid to take a risk at all.' 'I wanna love glitter and also stand up for the double standards that exist in our society. I wanna wear pink and tell you how I feel about politics and I don't think that those things have to cancel each other out.'
Notes on Heartbreak
"Arresting and vivid, raw and breathtaking . . . told with stunning originality. Annie Lord is a phenomenal talent." ―Dolly Alderton, author of Everything I Know About Love"An electrifying debut." ―Caroline O'Donoghue, author of The Rachel IncidentWith the incisive wit and depth of Dolly Alderton and Sally Rooney, a fierce, funny, and unflinching memoir about the exhilaration of love and the pain of its ending, from an acclaimed British Vogue writer.You never forget your first love--or your first true heartbreak. Annie Lord is going through a devastating breakup after a five-year relationship with someone she thought she'd be with forever. Try as she might, she can't stop reliving the past, obsessively examining every moment that led to this point.When she's not having disastrous rebound sex or stalking her ex on Instagram, Annie puts every moment of their history under a microscope, trying to understand where things went wrong and why. The answers, when they come, will surprise her as much as anyone.Notes on Heartbreak is an engrossing and emotionally evocative account of love and loss that will resonate with anyone who has ever nursed a broken heart, been in a codependent relationship, or has come to understand that romantic partnerships are infinitely more complex than what we experience in the moment. It is a deeply personal and insightful book about the best and worst of love and how it can upend our lives: the euphoria and the desolation, the beauty and the cruelty.
Colored People Time
A celebration of tardiness through funny, revealing, and deeply thoughtful essays on the nature of time and collective memory In Colored People Time, Manny Fidel explores how race, culture, and history shape not only our lives, but our sense of time itself. Through sharp, personal, and often humorous essays, Fidel interrogates the politics of punctuality, the myth of linear progress, and some of the ways people of color are forced to navigate a world that rarely moves at their pace or in their favor. In this collection of essays, Fidel confronts the systems that structure time around identity and power and invites readers to interrogate the way time folds around them, jovially arguing that until America reaches genuine racial equity, people of color should be encouraged to be late to anything they want. Since our country's inception, the gears that operate it have been oiled to privilege some over others, and the result is that they have fewer barriers to timeliness. For Black and brown people, any number of offenses--grave, minor, or pettily imagined--can gum us up. Fidel argues we deserve the extra time to ourselves. And not for nothing, race relations in the US--by design--are advancing in their own molasses-like pace, ever shifting the ETAs of justice and freedom. Fidel incisively builds this argument in essays like "Summer '16," a nostalgic exploration of a dearly-held season, and "Ocarina of Time," a meditation on near-death and time travel via video game. Infused with insights from history, pop culture, and Fidel's own personal experiences, Colored People Time is not just about lateness. It's about how time works differently depending on who you are and where you stand.
Where’s the Fucking Manual?
You thought that by the time you hit 30 you'd have it all figured out, right? A career, a home, maybe even a stable mental state. But nope. Instead, you wake up every morning wondering when the fuck did you get this old.This book is a beautifully chaotic, swear-filled, emotional shitshow. It came from me casually journaling. I thought I'd be profound, deep even. Instead, I ended up with a bunch of ramblings that could only be described as self-inflicted therapy, with a side of pure, unfiltered chaos. I read it back and thought, "You know what? Someone else might need to see this disaster." And here we are folks. Welcome to my breakdown, you lucky bastards.Let me make one thing clear; if you came here looking for some high-brow, Pulitzer-worthy prose, turn around and run. This book is a wreck. It's vulgar, it's raw, and if it doesn't make you laugh at least once, you're probably dead inside. And it's definitely not for anyone who can't handle the word 'cunt'.This isn't some inspirational guide for women to feel better about themselves while they sip green tea and read self-help books. No. This is for the women who feel like they're constantly on the verge of a crisis while everyone else pretends to have their shit together.No one knows what the fuck is going on. They're just better at hiding it than you.The mayhem in these pages is here to remind you that we're all on the same rollercoaster together. It's unpredictable, messy, and occasionally offensive in a way that makes you laugh (even though you probably shouldn't). This book is like your inner monologue, except I'm saying it out loud for all of us. Because, let's face it, we're all just trying to survive this shitshow of adulthood, and if you can't laugh at the mess, you're probably going to cry into your pillow.So, buckle up buttercup. It's about to get real, raw, and ridiculously funny. Say hello to your new best friend. Let's dive into the bedlam of being a woman in her 30s, and try not to spill your wine along the way.Perfect for: ✔ Your bestie who's in a midlife crisis at 32.✔ Reading with a glass of wine (or straight from the bottle..with a straw).✔ A fun and easy read to avoid doing actual life admin.✔ When you're overthinking everything and need a laugh.Grab your copy today and embrace the chaos of your 30s!
