What Taylor Says
From hometown princess to global star, Taylor Swift is the world's favorite songwriter, popstar and all-round icon. What Taylor Says is a celebratory and empowering collection of the legend's quotes. 'I think the most profound relationship I've ever had has been with my fans.' 'The only real risk is being too afraid to take a risk at all.' 'I wanna love glitter and also stand up for the double standards that exist in our society. I wanna wear pink and tell you how I feel about politics and I don't think that those things have to cancel each other out.'
The Benefit of Farting Explained
What is the nature, essence and definition of a fart? What are the consequences and disadvantages of suppressing one? Why is farting considered to be taboo? Swift's The Benefit of Farting argues eloquently, in a forceful a posteriori fashion, that most of the distempers thought to affect the fairer sex are due to flatulences not adequately vented. To complete the excursus into this venerable and age-old human activity, Charles James Fox's Essay upon Wind provides a detailed analysis, classification and history of farting, peppered with wit and curious anecdotes about particularly eminent farters of the past.
Where’s the Fucking Manual?
You thought that by the time you hit 30 you'd have it all figured out, right? A career, a home, maybe even a stable mental state. But nope. Instead, you wake up every morning wondering when the fuck did you get this old.This book is a beautifully chaotic, swear-filled, emotional shitshow. It came from me casually journaling. I thought I'd be profound, deep even. Instead, I ended up with a bunch of ramblings that could only be described as self-inflicted therapy, with a side of pure, unfiltered chaos. I read it back and thought, "You know what? Someone else might need to see this disaster." And here we are folks. Welcome to my breakdown, you lucky bastards.Let me make one thing clear; if you came here looking for some high-brow, Pulitzer-worthy prose, turn around and run. This book is a wreck. It's vulgar, it's raw, and if it doesn't make you laugh at least once, you're probably dead inside. And it's definitely not for anyone who can't handle the word 'cunt'.This isn't some inspirational guide for women to feel better about themselves while they sip green tea and read self-help books. No. This is for the women who feel like they're constantly on the verge of a crisis while everyone else pretends to have their shit together.No one knows what the fuck is going on. They're just better at hiding it than you.The mayhem in these pages is here to remind you that we're all on the same rollercoaster together. It's unpredictable, messy, and occasionally offensive in a way that makes you laugh (even though you probably shouldn't). This book is like your inner monologue, except I'm saying it out loud for all of us. Because, let's face it, we're all just trying to survive this shitshow of adulthood, and if you can't laugh at the mess, you're probably going to cry into your pillow.So, buckle up buttercup. It's about to get real, raw, and ridiculously funny. Say hello to your new best friend. Let's dive into the bedlam of being a woman in her 30s, and try not to spill your wine along the way.Perfect for: ✔ Your bestie who's in a midlife crisis at 32.✔ Reading with a glass of wine (or straight from the bottle..with a straw).✔ A fun and easy read to avoid doing actual life admin.✔ When you're overthinking everything and need a laugh.Grab your copy today and embrace the chaos of your 30s!
The Little Guide to the Tour de France
The Tour de France has been thrilling people and challenging cyclists for well over a century and is seen by many to be the pinnacle of cycling achievements. From the controversies to the coloured jerseys and the mountain climbs to the sprints, the Tour de France is one of the most iconic sporting events in the world and makes headline news every year. With fascinating tidbits and remarkable stories behind this prestigious and grueling event from dramatic victories to heart-wrenching defeats, this tiny tome dives into the legendary riders, epic battles and memorable moments along with the passion, perseverance and passion of this thrilling race. Whether an armchair fanatic or a cycling champion, this Little Guide to the Tour de France has something for everyone. Packed with quotes, facts and trivia, it's the ultimate companion to the ultimate challenge.
What Maya Angelou Says
What Maya Angelou Says is a collection of the beloved American icon's most uplifting quotes. Maya Angelou's life is a rich and remarkable one; using her voice to overcome prejudice and difficulty, the poet and activist has inspired generations to live boldly and change the world for better. "If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude." "It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody." "If you're always trying to be normal you will never know how amazing you can be."
Camp America
Camp America: Second Summer Shenanigans invites readers into the heart of a vibrant summer camp adventure filled with unforgettable experiences, colorful personalities, and personal growth. This engaging sequel to There's No Place Like Summer Camp explores the highs and lows of a second summer in the world of camp life, where every day brings wild antics, cheeky camaraderie, and lifelong memories.Author Andrew Waterhouse vividly captures the magic of summer camp through the eyes of a returning staff member. As Andrew heads back to Camp America for a second summer, he's brimming with excitement and curiosity. Will his co-workers have changed since last summer? Will they bond as effortlessly as before, or will old tensions resurface? And how will Andrew tackle the real-world struggles he's brought with him, hoping for clarity and renewal amid the camp chaos?Set against the backdrop of scenic Athens, Georgia, and the spirited community of Camp America, this memoir balances humor and introspection. Readers will be drawn into lively scenes of staff days off, where everything from city explorations to unexpected tattoo adventures keeps the energy electric. The story isn't just about summer fun-it's about the people. From new friendships to deepening bonds with familiar faces, Andrew's journey explores the complexity of human connection, self-discovery, and the unique way camp reshapes lives.Expect laughs, mishaps, and heartwarming moments as Andrew navigates a whirlwind of emotions, from hilarious group dynamics to the bittersweet realities of growing up and moving forward. The book is a candid reflection on the joys and challenges of living in the moment while trying to make sense of the past and find direction for the future.Packed with vibrant storytelling, relatable struggles, and the irresistible charm of camp culture, Camp America: Second Summer Shenanigans is a must-read for anyone who has ever loved summer camp-or dreamed of experiencing one. Whether you're a first-timer or a seasoned camper, this book will transport you back to the carefree days of summer, where the bonds formed can last a lifetime.Perfect for readers aged 21+ looking for a casual, entertaining read.Publication Info: Part of the series There's No Place Like Summer CampFirst published in Great Britain in 2025 by Treasured Tales PublishingTrim size: 5.5" x 8.5"
