A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court
Step into a world where time and reality collide in Mark Twain's timeless classic, "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court." This captivating time travel novel transports you from the bustling streets of 19th-century America to the enchanting yet brutal realm of Arthurian legends. Follow Hank Morgan, a savvy Connecticut mechanic, as he navigates the treacherous waters of medieval adventure, wielding his modern wit and wisdom against the backdrop of chivalry and superstition. This edition, lovingly restored by Alpha Editions, breathes new life into a work that was out of print for decades, ensuring that Twain's sharp satire and humor resonate with today s readers and future generations. More than just a reprint, it s a collector s item a cultural treasure that invites both casual readers and classic literature enthusiasts to explore the rich tapestry of American literature and its commentary on society. Dive into a narrative that blends fantasy and reality, where Twain s incisive literary analysis reveals the absurdities of both the past and the present. Whether you re a fan of historical fiction, looking for a thought-provoking read, or seeking an engaging story filled with time travel adventures, this book promises to captivate your imagination and challenge your perceptions. Rediscover the magic of Twain s genius and add this essential piece of literary history to your collection today!
Straws and prayer-books; dizain des diversions
Discover the enchanting world of "Straws and Prayer-Books: Dizain des Diversions," a captivating poetry collection that has been out of print for decades and is now beautifully republished by Alpha Editions. This unique edition is not just a reprint; it s a collector s item and a cultural treasure, meticulously restored for today s and future generations to cherish. Within these pages, you ll find a rich tapestry of literary diversions that blend spiritual reflections and philosophical essays, inviting readers to explore the depths of modern spirituality. Each poem resonates with themes of introspection, creativity, and the profound connections between the mundane and the divine, making it a perfect companion for both casual readers and classic literature collectors alike. "Straws and Prayer-Books" stands as a testament to the timeless nature of poetic expression. Its unique historical significance lies in its ability to bridge the gap between past and present, offering insights that remain relevant in our contemporary world. This collection not only showcases the beauty of thematic poetry but also serves as a reminder of the power of words to inspire and uplift. Don t miss your chance to own this remarkable piece of literary history. Dive into the soul-stirring verses of "Straws and Prayer-Books" and experience the magic that has captivated readers for generations.
Christmas at the hall
Step into the enchanting world of "Christmas at the Hall: The Hero's Grave; Night Musings, and Other Poems," a captivating collection that beautifully intertwines the spirit of the season with profound reflections on life, love, and loss. This remarkable volume, long out of print, has been lovingly restored by Alpha Editions for today s and future generations, making it not just a reprint, but a true collector s item and cultural treasure. Delve into the heart of Christmas poetry, where each verse resonates with emotional depth and festive joy. From romantic poems that celebrate the warmth of love during the holidays to reflective pieces that muse on the passage of time, this collection offers a rich tapestry of seasonal literature that will resonate with both casual readers and classic literature collectors alike. The unique literary significance of this work lies in its ability to evoke the timeless themes of human experience, making it a perfect gift for those seeking emotional poetry that transcends generations. Rediscover the magic of the season with "Christmas at the Hall," a holiday verse collection that promises to enrich your festive reading and inspire heartfelt conversations. Embrace the nostalgia and beauty of classic poetry, and let this exquisite edition become a cherished part of your literary collection.
Cats Are Cheaper Than Therapy 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
More than 365 funny cats with serious cattitude cheer you on in purrsuit of self-care like only loving felines can. With all-new photos and clever captions, this daily calendar aims to keep cat lovers laughing with its feisty kitties and their self-help pawrody commentary. Plus, the calendar includes real-life facts about the healing powers of cats. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size 4.606" x 4.606" Box size 5.118" x 1.339" x 5.118" Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages contain Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, quotations, and trivia Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Playful cat photos paired with empawering captions
Lousy Drawings for Good People 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
Some are silly, a lot are saucy, a few are searingly truthful, but every surprising comic in this daily calendar is hysterical, lousy, and for you good people. Sharply relatable doodles for grown-ups, Ainsley Drew's Lousy Drawings for Good People 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar feels like making a new best friend each day, finding that other worth-knowing weirdo on the same jangly frequency, someone just as smart, anxious, fearful, hopeful, horny, cringey, and down for canceling plans and staying in as you--just way funnier. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size 5.354 x 4.488 Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display All-new art Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Laugh and feel seen with all new edgy and hilarious--and lovably lousy--drawings from @lousydrawingsforgoodpeople
Strange Planet 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
Observe, beings--so funny, so relatable, so sequential! One of the few things making the internet bearable, Nathan W. Pyle's beloved webcomic, collected here in the Strange Planet 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar, shows us we're all experiencing each new day together, transforming everyday awkwardness, bewilderment, comic frustration, and ecstatic wonder into hilarious and thoughtful satire. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size 5.354 x 4.488 Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Every page features a popular Strange Planet comic
A F*cking 2026 Boxed Calendar
A f*cking box calendar to laugh off life's bullsh*t with a daily dose of swearing!Keep it real, blow off some steam, and give zero f*cks all year with a 2026 daily swearing calendar! With 365 days of hilarious profanity and bold, designed pages, this irreverent day-by-day calendar is the perfect humorous desk calendar, sarcastic gift for women, men, or friends, funny white elephant gag gift for adults, or holiday stocking stuffer for any foul-mouthed friend. Keep for yourself or give the best f*cking gift this year!Additional details: 4.75" x 5" page trim size with protective sllipcase100% recyclable and plastic-free with no shrink-wrapping! Cardboard easel backing is perfect for sturdy display on tabletop or deskEnvironmentally responsible, FSC certified paperDaily calendar with easy, tear-off pages featuring vivid, full-color designed artHolidays and observances
Wimpy Kid 2026 Wall Calendar with 50 Bonus Stickers
Add fun to your day and stay organized with this 12-month calendar featuring favorite illustrations and hilarious moments from the bestselling Diary of a Wimpy Kid series by Jeff Kinney. With classic Wimpy Kid drawings by Jeff Kinney alongside hilarious quotes, this colorful 12-month wall calendar features middle schooler Greg Heffley, Rowley Jefferson, their family and friends. Features include: 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open) Printed on FSC-certified paper with soy-based ink Planning spread for September-December 2025 Spans January-December 2026 Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders Official major U.S. and Canada holidays and observances 50 bonus stickers to make remembering birthdays, doctor's appointments, and after-school activities easy and super fun
2026 Dad Jokes Wall Calendar
What sticks around for 12 months and never loses its sense of humor? The Dad Jokes wall calendar!Prepare yourself for 365 days of guaranteed laugh-out-loud, eye rolling dad jokes! In this clean and hilarious, 2026 hanging monthly calendar, you'll find a year's worth of groan-worthy comedy: cheesy quips, silly banter, witty one-liners, and horribly awesome puns to enjoy daily. But remember, you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes!Share endless laughs with family, new dads, friends, bosses, coworkers, or any pun lover in your life! This joke calendar makes an amazing holiday stocking stuffer, white elephant, or funny gag gift from any kid, wife, or partner. Whether it's for Father's Day, Christmas, birthdays, or just for a good punchline, every day is a day for dad jokes!Additional details: 12-month funny wall calendar (January - December 2026) with over 375 hilarious dad jokes and vibrant internals12" x 12" trim size and sturdy hole for easy hanging on a wall or fridge in your office and homeEnvironmentally responsible, FSC certified paper printed to high-quality on glossy stockAmple writing space each day to stay organized and jot down important notes, tasks, and appointments, plus bonus silly "dadvice" and witty reminders2027 calendar year at a glanceHolidays and observancesSo I heard that the local bakery burned down yesterday. The business is toast.I booked a hotel room for my vacation, but I'm not sure about it. I have reservations.Q: What did Earth say to the other planets?A: "You guys have no life!"
Wititudes 2026 Wall Calendar
This funny, vibrant wall calendar pairs campy, mid-century art images of people with cynical remarks that are sure to make you smile. From the creator of the popular Wititudes social media accounts, the calendar showcases monthly spreads centered around seasonal or comical themes. Each month features four retro images paired with one-liners jokes. Features include: 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open) Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Planning spread for September-December 2025 Spans January-December 2026 Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Time Four illustrations coupled with hilarious themes featured each month
2026 Dad Jokes Boxed Calendar
What sticks around for 12 months and never loses its sense of humor? The original #1 Dad Jokes calendar!Prepare yourself for 365 days of guaranteed laugh-out-loud, eye rolling dad jokes! In this clean and hilarious 2026 day-by-day desk calendar, you'll find a year's worth of groan-worthy comedy: cheesy quips, silly banter, witty one-liners, and horribly awesome puns. But remember, you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes!Share endless laughs with family, new dads, friends, bosses, coworkers, or any pun lover in your life! This joke calendar makes an amazing holiday stocking stuffer, white elephant, or funny gag gift from any wife, partner, or kid, or even as lunch box notes! Whether it's for Father's Day, Christmas, birthdays, or just for a good punchline, every day is a day for dad jokes!Additional details: 4.75" x 5" page trim size with protective slipcase100% recyclable and plastic-free with no shrink-wrapping! Cardboard easel backing is perfect for sturdy display on tabletop or deskEnvironmentally responsible, FSC certified paperDaily calendar with easy, tear-off pages featuring 365 good, bad, and terrible puns and jokesHolidays and observancesSo I heard that the local bakery burned down yesterday. The business is toast.I booked a hotel room for my vacation, but I'm not sure about it. I have reservations.Q: What did Earth say to the other planets?A: "You guys have no life!"
Flowers Of Wit
Flowers of Wit, or, The Laughing Philosopher, And Budget of Comicalities is a collection of humorous anecdotes, jokes, and witticisms. Designed to provoke laughter and contemplation, this volume presents a range of comical observations and philosophical musings on life. The anonymous author compiles a diverse selection of lighthearted pieces, creating an entertaining and thought-provoking read. This work captures the spirit of its time, offering a glimpse into the humor and philosophical interests of the era. Perfect for readers who appreciate wit and timeless comedy.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Phil The Pug
Bow down, hoomans! The rise of Phil the Pug starts here! ����Dive into the epic first year of Phil the Pug, a tiny ball of mischief, joy, and laughter. From zoomies and belly rubs to snack-fueled adventures, Phil's journey is a whirlwind of puggy chaos and heartwarming moments. This book isn't just about his first year-it's about the unforgettable journey of raising a pug with more attitude, sass, and charm than should legally be allowed in one tiny body.Join Phil as he conquers every blanket, sofa, and snack within sniffing distance, trains his mummies to serve him, and becomes a legend in the hearts of hoomans worldwide. With hilarious tales of snack heists, zoomie marathons, and cat-related betrayals, "Phil the Pug: The Puppy Chronicles" is a must-read for anyone who loves a good laugh and a whole lot of puggy love.So, sit back, buckle up, and welcome to the world of puggy chaos!This is his story - in his own words.Most of it is true. ����
Phil The Pug
Bow down, hoomans! The rise of Phil the Pug starts here! ����Dive into the epic first year of Phil the Pug, a tiny ball of mischief, joy, and laughter. From zoomies and belly rubs to snack-fueled adventures, Phil's journey is a whirlwind of puggy chaos and heartwarming moments. This book isn't just about his first year-it's about the unforgettable journey of raising a pug with more attitude, sass, and charm than should legally be allowed in one tiny body.Join Phil as he conquers every blanket, sofa, and snack within sniffing distance, trains his mummies to serve him, and becomes a legend in the hearts of hoomans worldwide. With hilarious tales of snack heists, zoomie marathons, and cat-related betrayals, "Phil the Pug: The Puppy Chronicles" is a must-read for anyone who loves a good laugh and a whole lot of puggy love.So, sit back, buckle up, and welcome to the world of puggy chaos!This is his story - in his own words.Most of it is true. ����
Flowers Of Wit
Flowers of Wit, or, The Laughing Philosopher, And Budget of Comicalities is a collection of humorous anecdotes, jokes, and witticisms. Designed to provoke laughter and contemplation, this volume presents a range of comical observations and philosophical musings on life. The anonymous author compiles a diverse selection of lighthearted pieces, creating an entertaining and thought-provoking read. This work captures the spirit of its time, offering a glimpse into the humor and philosophical interests of the era. Perfect for readers who appreciate wit and timeless comedy.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
More Laughter in Appalachia
The phenomenal success of Laughter in Appalachia, Loyal Jones' and Billy Edd Wheeler's first collection of humor (now in its twelfth printing), says something about the importance of humor in our lives, and the talent Jones and Wheeler have in finding the best of it. More Laughter in Appalachia, their fourth collection of Southern mountain humor, may well be their funniest and most comprehensive collection to date. Packed with humorous jokes, anecdotes, poems, riddles, and song, not to mention a nineteenth-century sermon a backwoods political speech, and a comical arrest warrant, this collection is thick with artifacts of Southern wit. Whether you are interested in humor as part of our cultural heritage or you just want a good laugh, you will find this mountain of Southern humor heartwarming and sidesplitting.
Every Home Needs a Dog (Mhs) 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
DOG-LOVER DELIGHT - The Every Home Needs a Dog 2026 Calendar brings joy, laughter, and warmth with every month through heartwarming quotes and charming dog-inspired artwork by Amylee Weeks. Perfect for any pup enthusiast, it's a daily reminder of the unconditional love and tail-wagging happiness dogs bring to our lives.
Out of Office: Scenic Views for the Weekly Blues 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
ESCAPE AWAITS - Out of Office 2026 invites you to daydream through windows that frame the world's most stunning destinations, from serene seascapes to lush gardens and countryside retreats. Each month offers a peaceful view and a moment of mental vacation, no matter where you are.
Plantrovert 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
PLANT LOVE & LAUGHS - Plantrovert 2026 is the perfect calendar for introverts and plant lovers alike, blending charming illustrations of houseplants with witty puns to brighten every month. It's a leafy celebration of growth, self-care, and cozy vibes.
Bad Dad Jokes 2026 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
PUN-TASTIC YEAR - Filled with groan-worthy puns and cheesy one-liners, this 2026 wall calendar delivers a new bad dad joke every day to keep you laughing (or cringing) all year long. It's the perfect gift for pun lovers, jokesters, and anyone who appreciates classic dad humor.
Cover to Cover 2026 5.4 X 6.2 Box Calendar
TURN THE PAGE - The literary world awaits with the 2026 Cover to Cover Box Calendar. This daily calendar delivers a dose of classic literature with a witty twist, featuring memorable quotes, fun facts, and thought-provoking tidbits from timeless works. Perfect for bookworms and casual readers alike, it brings the charm and wisdom of classic lit into your everyday routine.
Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund 2026 5.4 X 6.2 Box Calendar
CRUSOE'S CHRONICLES - With appearances on Ellen, Good Morning America, and more, Crusoe's over 50M viral video views and nearly 3M social media followers make him the undisputed canine king of pop culture. Follow in Crusoe's pawprints and capture your own adventures.
Dad Jokes 2026 5.4 X 6.2 Box Calendar
ROLL INTO THE NEW YEAR: An eye roll-a-day keeps the doctor away! The Dad Jokes 2026 Box Calendar is overflowing with the daddest dad jokes ever to have dadded. Test the limits of your funny bone as you encounter the most dad-worthy chuckles ever compiled. From classic puns to clever quips, this calendar will spruce up your desk with a touch of daditude. Whether you are a dad, you have a dad or are simply a connoisseur of corny humor, you can embrace the cringe and let the giggles and groans flow because when it comes to laughter, dads always deliver.
Facts Crazier Than Fiction 2026 5.4 X 6.2 Box Calendar
WAIT, WHAT?! - Did you know that the Mona Lisa has no eyebrows? Or a day on Venus lasts longer than a year on Venus? Prepare to have your mind blown with the 2026 Facts Crazier Than Fiction Box Calendar. Packed with wild, unbelievable facts about history, science, animals, and beyond, this daily calendar will leave you wondering what else you never knew. In a world where sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins, humans share 60% of their DNA with bananas, and hot water freezes faster than cold, it's the perfect companion for anyone who loves learning something new.
Gettin' Squirrelly 2026 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
QUIRKY & CUTE - Watch squirrels get up to hilarious hijinks in this playful calendar, capturing their expressive antics in delightfully human-like scenarios. Perfect for animal lovers and fans of woodland whimsy.
Lost and Found. The Misadventures of a Relucent Trekker
Samantha O'Sullivan, a fiercely independent thirty-two-year-old businesswoman, has built a thriving consultancy, SOS Management, fuelled by her late father's belief in her and her own relentless drive. But beneath her polished exterior and sharp wit lies a woman grappling with grief over her mother's sudden death, burnout from her workaholic lifestyle, and an unrelenting inner critic she calls Karen.When a tipsy, ego-driven bidding war at a charity auction for Jersey Cheshire Home lands her a spot on a ten-day trek through Vietnam's rugged countryside, Samantha's life takes an unexpected turn. Trading her beloved Jimmy Choo stilettos for hiking boots, she embarks on a journey that's as much about self-discovery as it is about surviving the jungle.With no natural aptitude for trekking, Samantha's preparation is a comedy of errors: early-morning walks in pouring rain, a humiliating swimming pool defeat by a woman walking laps, and a catastrophic "poonami" incident that leaves her mortified. Her training is further complicated by Karen's snarky commentary, workplace betrayals orchestrated by her former mentee, Lorena (aka the Lousy Dosser), and nagging suspicions of early menopause, prompted by a colleague's offhand remark and her own hypochondriac tendencies.A disastrous attempt to find a walking partner through a misinterpreted personal ad yields 12,456 emails (many with unsolicited photos), forcing her to join group hikes where she meets James, a charming lawyer with a knack for spotting her Patagonia price tags, and reconnects with Kev, her ex and "the one who got away," now a private investigator uncovering corporate sabotage at SOS.As Samantha trains for the trek, she battles blisters, self-doubt, and the emotional weight of her losses. The Vietnam trek itself is a gruelling test of endurance, filled with mishaps like getting lost on a mountainside with Lorena, who she learns isn't the villain she imagined. Through heartfelt conversations, Samantha finds closure, forgives past grudges, and reconnects with her mother's memory.The journey culminates in a joyous reunion with Kev, who flies to Hanoi after a drunken late-night call, sparking a rekindled romance and a proposal that promises a new chapter. Alongside new friends like James and his partner Richie, she discovers that getting lost in the chaos of life is the first step to finding love, purpose, and herself.Equal parts hilarious and heartfelt, Lost and Found: The Misadventures of a Reluctant Trekker is a vibrant tale of resilience, friendship, and transformation. Donna Abel's debut novella blends fierce wit, raw emotion, and the candour of a best friend's oversharing, making it a must-read for anyone who's ever stumbled, literally or figuratively, on the path to rediscovery.Perfect for readers who love: Humorous memoirs like Wild by Cheryl Strayed, heartfelt stories of grief and healing, and laugh-out-loud adventures with quirky characters.Samantha O'Sullivan has it all together, on paper. A thriving consultancy and a voice in her head named Karen that just won't quit. When a drunken charity auction lands her on a trek across Vietnam, Samantha is forced to lace up her walking boots, face her fears (and menopause?), and take life one blistered step at a time.This laugh-out-loud and unexpectedly touching memoir explores grief, grit, and the glorious mess of getting lost to finally find yourself.Key Themes: Grief, self-discovery, resilience, friendship, forgiveness, and second chances at love.Length: Novella
Brain Dump
Flush away boredom with this fun fact book for the smallest room in the house.Brain Dump: Making No. 2s Count is your new favourite bathroom companion - a crammed compendium of astonishing trivia, bizarre history, strange science, and things you probably didn't learn at school. Packed with 500 brilliantly bonkers facts, this book is written in a fun, friendly tone that'll keep you entertained whether you've got five minutes or fifty.Inside, you'll discover juicy nuggets of trivia like: Which king has his own personal bottom-wiperWhy 'mad hatters' were real peopleThe truth about vampire prevention in VeniceHow penguins propose with pebblesAnd why cows have best friendsand 495 more besides...This UK edition is brimming with British humour, cultural references and good old-fashioned proper English spelling. It makes the perfect gift for fact-lovers, trivia nerds, toilet dwellers, Secret Santa exchanges and even as the perfect the house warming idea.Keep it by the loo. Read it on the train. Or dip in before bed. Just don't be surprised if your quick visits take a bit longer than usual...
Amazing Aviation Stories, Volume 1
In a series of entertaining stories, Gerhard Gruber shares insights from his 55 years in aviation. Not only are they filled with humor, but they're also informative and written in a way that's easy to understand, even for readers with no background in aviation. Some stories are almost too unbelievable, if it weren't for the photos to prove them true. Whether it's the odd tale of a lost control tower cabin on a country road or behind-the-scenes moments at the airport, each account offers captivating insights into aviation and the glamorous world of the jet set, where luxury, fame, and global adventure are part of daily life.
Pusheen 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
Spend all year napping, snacking, gaming, and living your best indoor-cat life with Pusheen, the internet's favorite feline, and her fuzzy friends. The Pusheen 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar is the best way to celebrate each afternoon nap, adventure-filled weekend, and festive holiday--or just lazy days spent with good friends like Pusheen, Stormy, Pip, Sloth, Bo, and Cheek. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size 5.354 x 4.488 Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major U.S. and Canadian holidays and observances 300+ pieces of art and comics featuring Pusheen and friends
Peanuts(r) Snoopy 2026 Wall Calendar
Everyone knows that SNOOPY is an icon, but there are many different sides to his beloved personality. In this new wall calendar, everyone will delight seeing SNOOPY in his always fun and entertaining poses. Make 2026 a lot more enjoyable with the new Snoopy 2026 Wall Calendar that features poses of everyone's favorite beagle combined with bold colors and fun, Snoopy-themed patterns. Whether sporting black shades as Joe Cool or soaring the skies as the Flying Ace, Snoopy will bring smiles to every fan's face. Features include: Fold-around cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging12" x 12" (12" x 24" open)Printed on FSC-certified paper with soy-based inkPlanning spread for September-December 2025Spans January-December 2026Generous grids provide space to add appointments and remindersOfficial major world holidays and observationsMoon phases, based on Universal TimeA single pose of Snoopy is featured each month
Hello!lucky All in Good Pun 2026 Wall Calendar
This funny, punny inspiring 12-month calendar from Hello!Lucky brings joy and wit to every month of the year. Chock full of rousing puns alongside joyful, energetic illustrations, this heartwarming, uplifting 12-month calendar from Hello!Lucky will make 2026 a breeze. "Goat for it!" cheers the goat, "You're inkcredible!" exclaims the octopus. Just remember, no matter what, time flies when you're having pun! Features include: 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open) Printed on FSC-certified paper with soy-based ink Printed with a hit of neon pink spot ink Plastic-free packaging Planning spread for September-December 2025 Spans January-December 2026 Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Time 25 inspiring puns paired with bright illustrations
Stayin' Alive in Channel Country
Alter-ego Sloan James and photographer Kial James Menadue set out to pursue their dreams of being a writer/photographer troupe in this beat-paced, spontaneous-prose-driven, dark-comedy, adventure novel.
Thoughts of Dog 12-Month 2026 Weekly/Monthly Planner Calendar
For dog lovers, this weekly planner showcases adorable, weekly illustrations of Dog paired with funny musings from him and his little stuffed friend, Sebastian. With monthly pages for big-picture planning followed by a year's worth weekly spreads, the organizer offers plenty of room for notes and scheduling. The planner is based on the beloved Thoughts of Dog internet accounts by Matt Nelson of WeRateDogs. Features include: 5" x 8.25" (10" x 8.25" open) Perfect bound Sturdy cover Calendar lays flat when open Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Removable product info band Elastic band to keep it closed 12-month planner: January-December 2026 Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders Monthly and weekly planning pages Space to add your own lists, goals, and important dates Weekly spreads have space for 7 days, plus notes, checklists, and months-at-a-glance reference Extra pages at back for notes, goals, and more Year-at-a-glance pages for 2025, 2026, and 2027 Convenient storage pocket Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Time Humorous, family-friendly drawings of Dog with funny captions
Wititudes 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
Funny and relatable, this daily calendar pairs vintage aesthetics with snarky comments about all the things that make you want to roll your eyes. Each page features a humorous, sometimes swear-y, wisecrack on subjects ranging from job conundrums, the "benefits" of getting older, holiday crazies, dieting, relationships, and more. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size: 5.354" x 4.488" Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink Easel backer for desk or tabletop display Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Snappy humor with vintage-style graphics from the popular Wititudes internet accounts
Animals Being Derps 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
Brace yourself for a delightful year of derpy fun! Say hello to the planet's most delightfully goofy and hilariously oddball animals! Each page of this 2026 daily desktop calendar showcases derptastic pets in all their looney splendor, from dogs and cats to horses and birds. Each laugh-inducing picture is paired with witty captions by humorist Beverly L. Jenkins, that will keep you chuckling with amusement all year long. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size: 5.354" x 4.488" Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages contain Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, quotations Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Each page features derpy animal photos with comedic captions
Daily Routines That Make You Laugh
Step away from the stress and dive into Daily Routines That Make You Laugh: Poetic Rhymes from Everyday Life-a delightful collection of funny, feel-good poems that find humor in life's everyday chaos. From burnt toast and laundry disasters to the endless to-do lists we all dread, this playful book turns ordinary moments into light-hearted rhymes that are sure to lift your spirits.Perfect for busy parents, poetry lovers, or anyone in need of a cheerful pause, this collection offers witty takes on everything from relationships and chores to aging and office life. Each short, relatable poem is filled with charm and guaranteed to spark a smile, a laugh, or even an "I've been there!" moment.With its whimsical tone and family-friendly humor, Daily Routines That Make You Laugh is a joy to read aloud with the whole household or to enjoy solo with your morning coffee, afternoon break, or evening wind-down. It also makes a thoughtful gift for anyone who could use a little laughter in their day. Just open to any page-and let the smiles begin
Eediotic Etiquette
Eediotic Etiquette, penned by the witty Gideon Wurdz, is a satirical take on the rigid etiquette manuals of the early 20th century. This up-to-date guide, published in 1906, hilariously dissects the manners of men and women, offering readers a humorous perspective on social customs and expectations. Wurdz's unique approach provides a fresh and entertaining look at the dos and don'ts of polite society. While ostensibly a manual, the book's true value lies in its sharp wit and clever observations, making it a delightful read for anyone interested in social history or simply looking for a good laugh. "Eediotic Etiquette" remains a timeless piece of humorous social commentary, capturing the absurdities of a bygone era with charm and insight.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Eediotic Etiquette
Eediotic Etiquette, penned by the witty Gideon Wurdz, is a satirical take on the rigid etiquette manuals of the early 20th century. This up-to-date guide, published in 1906, hilariously dissects the manners of men and women, offering readers a humorous perspective on social customs and expectations. Wurdz's unique approach provides a fresh and entertaining look at the dos and don'ts of polite society. While ostensibly a manual, the book's true value lies in its sharp wit and clever observations, making it a delightful read for anyone interested in social history or simply looking for a good laugh. "Eediotic Etiquette" remains a timeless piece of humorous social commentary, capturing the absurdities of a bygone era with charm and insight.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Elijer Goff's Complete Works
Dive into the whimsical world of Elijer Goff with "Elijer Goff's Complete Works: His Travels, Trubbles, and Othur Amoozements." This collection presents the complete writings of Elijer Goff, offering a unique and humorous perspective on 19th-century American life. Through witty essays and amusing anecdotes, Goff explores the everyday 'trubbles' and 'amoozements' of his time, providing readers with a delightful glimpse into a bygone era. Perfect for lovers of classic American humor and those interested in historical perspectives, this volume showcases Goff's singular voice and comedic genius. Experience the charm and wit of a true American original, whose observations on life, travel, and society remain as relevant and entertaining today as they were over a century ago.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Elijer Goff's Complete Works
Dive into the whimsical world of Elijer Goff with "Elijer Goff's Complete Works: His Travels, Trubbles, and Othur Amoozements." This collection presents the complete writings of Elijer Goff, offering a unique and humorous perspective on 19th-century American life. Through witty essays and amusing anecdotes, Goff explores the everyday 'trubbles' and 'amoozements' of his time, providing readers with a delightful glimpse into a bygone era. Perfect for lovers of classic American humor and those interested in historical perspectives, this volume showcases Goff's singular voice and comedic genius. Experience the charm and wit of a true American original, whose observations on life, travel, and society remain as relevant and entertaining today as they were over a century ago.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Irma Dahl 2
You can't spell funeral without fun. Irma Dahl never planned to start a funeral parlour, but when life took a turn, she embraced death-literally. As the managing director of The Last PartyLtd., she's on a mission to revolutionize funerals with music, laughter, andcelebration. But not everyone is ready to toast the dearly departed with jazzand fireworks. Business is slow, her teenage son is dealing with trouble of his own, and her exhusband thinks her approach to death is too... lively. When Irma takes mattersinto her own hands-balancing funeral planning with solving a street crime-things quickly spiral into chaos. With a Great Dane as her new assistant anda reluctant young delinquent on her payroll, Irma is determined to prove thatsaying goodbye doesn't have to be all doom and gloom.Darkly humorous, sharply witty, and full of heart, The Last Party is a fresh takeon life, death, and the messy business in between
How to Skin a Skunk
Can you tell the difference between a frog and a toad? Have you considered the unexploited treasure your typical anthropologist breezes over without a how-de-do? And perhaps most importantly, once you've skinned a skunk, do you know the secret ingredient to getting the stink off your stuff and the stench off your bench? If you've answered "No!" to any of these questions (and even if a "Yes!" escaped you), dive into the third volume of our hero Nathaniel B. Oakes' continuing adventures for solutions to these and many more quizzical conundrums. Nathaniel is at it again with his fourteen siblings as they crack the whip, corral cantankerous cows, catch crotchety crawdads, and run for their lives. You won't want to miss a single tale, and neither will your kinfolk, so gather round and let the fun begin!
Oasis: When Are You Getting Back Together?
When are Oasis getting back together? This tongue-in-cheek quote book compiles Noel and Liam Gallagher's hilarious, provocative and defiant responses to 'that f*cking question'. Over the 15 years since Oasis broke up, both Liam and Noel have been faced with constant questioning on whether the band will reunite. This fun gift book chronicles the myriad ways in which they have responded to the question over the years, ranging from the angry, cheeky, philosophical, defiant and surreal to the open-hearted, provocative, bitter, catastrophising, vulnerable, cocky, sceptical and totally mental. These quotes are accompanied by full-color photos of the brothers, capturing their incredible performances, iconic looks and outspoken attitudes. Today, with reconciliation of the horizon, this book is a hilarious memento of those 'desert' years and the public's continued pressure which eventually paid off. --- "The only reason Oasis will come back is when we're f*cking skint" - Liam "My hair was a bit thicker in Oasis. We'd have to see what everyone's hair was looking like" - Noel "We're just going through a dodgy patch at the moment ... I just see a potato"
Amazing Aviation Stories, Volume 2
55 Years of Aviation - Told with Humor, Thrill, and Up-Close Detail In this second volume, Gerhard Gruber shares a wealth of entertaining and sometimes unbelievable stories from his decades in the aviation world. With a sharp sense of humor and a behind-the-scenes perspective, he recounts episodes that will fascinate not only aviation professionals but are also easily accessible for readers without any prior knowledge. From bizarre incidents and exclusive insights into daily airport life to encounters with celebrities on business jets, each story is authentic and often illustrated with historical photos. Just like the first volume, this book invites readers on a captivating journey through the glamorous world of the jet set, a world full of luxury, thrilling adventures, and surprising moments.
Anne Taintor 2026 Wall Calendar
Enjoy some sass from Anne Taintor's saucy ladies every month of the year with this wickedly funny wall calendar. Anne Taintor's vintage ladies serve up wicked wit, dark humor, and just the right dose of bad behavior. This hilarious 2026 wall calendar provides irreverent quips for each month of the year. 24-page 12 x 12 inch month-by-month calendar BELOVED ARTIST: Anne Taintor has been making people smile since 1985. She gets funnier every year! BESTSELLING ARTIST: Over 2 million Anne Taintor books, postcard boxes, and calendars sold! PLASTIC-FREE MATERIALS: 100% plastic-free packaging and product! Perfect for: Anne Taintor fans Shoppers looking for something fun and witty Vintage enthusiasts Snark and humor lovers Holiday, birthday, Galentine's Day, or girlfriend gift People looking for humorous office decor
The Little World of Liz Climo 2026 Daily Calendar
This charming day-to-day calendar features adorable animal comics by bestselling author Liz Climo. With a different illustration on each page, this day-to-day desk calendar features Liz Climo's short and sweet comics based on her quirky, funny, and almost human-like animal kingdom. Sweet, adorable, and all too relatable, this calendar captures life's everyday eccentricities with lighthearted wit, humor, and wisdom, making it an irresistible self-buy and a unique, affordable gift for fans of Liz Climo and animal lovers everywhere. 6 x 5 x 1 1/2 inches316 tear-away pages GREAT GIFT: Easy to display at home or in an office, this is a must-have for Liz Climo fans, a perfect present for animal lovers, and a unique treat for moms, dads, aunts, grandmas, and more. RELATABLE AND FUNNY CONTENT: This calendar is filled with short and sweet panels that range from goofy to sweet to laugh-out-loud funny and beg to be shared with a friend or parent. PLASTIC-FREE MATERIALS: 100% plastic-free packaging and product. Perfect for: Liz Climo and webcomic fans Animal lovers Moms, dads, grandparents, best friends, and more Anyone who appreciates cute animal humor
