Tundra 2026 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
CARTOON CRAZE - The Tundra 2026 Calendar delivers a year of offbeat humor and laugh-out-loud moments from Chad Carpenter's wildly popular comic strip. With quirky animals and hilarious wilderness antics, it's the perfect dose of daily comic relief.
Mullet Masterpieces 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
LEGENDARY LOCKS - Celebrate the timeless charm and cheeky character of the mullet with bold profiles, from "The Tennessee Tophat" to "The Hillbilly Halo." This calendar is the ultimate tribute to business in the front and party in the back.
Not My First Rodeo 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
RODEO READY - Saddle up for a wild ride through the spirit of the West with this bold and rustic calendar filled with cowboy charm and rodeo grit. Each month features vintage-style art and western wisdom perfect for any cowpoke at heart.
The Best Dam Calendar 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
DAM IMPRESSIVE - The 2026 Best Dam Calendar delivers jaw-dropping views of massive engineering marvels with a humorous twist. Each month features a stunning dam paired with a cheeky caption that'll make you appreciate both hydropower and puns.
Buck Wear's Hunting & Fishing Tales 2026 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
FIN AND FUR - Gear up for a year filled with laughs with the 2026 Buck Wear's Hunting & Fishing Tales 12" x 12" Wall Calendar. Created for the sportsmen and women who love the great outdoors, this calendar brings a hilarious twist to the serious world of hunting and fishing. With realistic portrayals of wayward exploits, Buck Wear's artists illustrate that even when things go sideways, your sense of humor remains your most essential piece of gear. Get ready for a wild ride through the woods and waters, where every month is an opportunity to share a hearty laugh with fellow outdoorsy folks.
Cat in a Box 2026 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
CARDBOARD OBSESSION - Celebrate 2026 with adorable cats indulging in their favorite pastime: lounging in boxes of all shapes and sizes, complete with witty captions and irresistible charm. This calendar is the purr-fect tribute to feline quirks and cozy corners.
Cat Chat 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
SASS & WHISKERS - Get a daily dose of feline attitude with this hilarious 2026 Cat Chat calendar, filled with witty one-liners and photos that perfectly capture your favorite fluffballs' dramatic flair. It's the ultimate gift for anyone who knows cats rule the house--and the calendar too.
Not So Pawsitive 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
GRUMPY PET HUMOR - This hilariously moody calendar features cats and dogs with the sassiest attitudes and sarcastic captions that'll keep you laughing all year. A purrfect pick for animal lovers with a dry sense of humor.
Gen Z Slang 2026 5.4 X 6.2 Box Calendar
Stay on top of the latest lingo (or just try to keep up) with daily doses of Gen Z slang, hilarious definitions, and trendy phrases that'll have you feeling extra.
Doug the Pug & Dory 2026 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
PUG LIFE FUN - The Doug the Pug & Dory 2026 calendar delivers a year full of laughs and love with the internet's favorite pug duo dressed in adorable, festive outfits. From holidays to everyday moments, Doug and Dory bring paw-sitive vibes and big smiles each month.
Bad Dad Jokes 2026 5.4 X 6.2 Box Calendar
CRINGE-WORTHY DAD JOKES - Give the dads in your life a daily dose of groans and giggles with the Bad Dad Jokes Daily Box Calendar. It's "so bad they're actually good" humor that will have you saying, "Daaaaaaaaad" all year long!
Hacks of Life 2026 5.4 X 6.2 Box Calendar
EMBRACE THE ART OF LIVING SMART: Upgrade your life one hack at a time with the Hacks of Life 2026 Box Calendar as your guide. Over 300 clever tips, time-saving tricks, and practical shortcuts will make you wonder, "Why didn't I think of that before?" Tired of dealing with stubborn wrinkles? Throw some ice cubes in the dryer. Need a fire starter? Lint to the rescue! These surprisingly playful solutions are the perfect way to tackle the everyday challenges that await in the new year.
Punny Cartoon-A-Day by Jonny Hawkins 2026 5.4 X 6.2 Box Calendar
UNLEASH THE CRACK-UPS: Prepare for a year of giggles, groans, and clever wordplay with the Punny Cartoon-A-Day 2026 Box Calendar by Jonny Hawkins. Say goodbye to the doldrums and hello to a dose of pun-tastic humor that will brighten your day, one comic at a time. Get ready to chuckle, chortle, and maybe even snort as Jonny Hawkins' witty cartoons brighten your day.
The Trouble with Women
Author: 竅+ Diana Bahtishi Description: The Trouble With Women is a book about the idiosyncrasies of being a woman. It takes a humorous look at women with their problems, such as the inability to pass up a deal even it means squeezing into a skirt only Barbie could wear. The book discusses how women relate to each other and follow their quest, "to be thinner than our best friends." The focus of the bok is to be able to laugh at being a woman. Product Details: Format: Paperback Print: Black & White Size: 6x9 Page Count: 81 ISBN: 9781555174958 Imprint: Bonneville Books Office Use: 1M126
The Little Book of Oasis Insults
A no-holds-barred journey into the wit, comebacks, and glorious profanity of Noel and Liam Gallagher - the frontmen of Oasis, one of Britain's most outspoken bands. Welcome to The Little Book of Oasis Insults, now kindly piss off. Or stay - if you've got the backbone to handle some of the most savage, side-splitting, and downright brutal takedowns ever unleashed by Noel and Liam Gallagher. This is your one-stop shop for the funniest, most outrageous insults ever fired. Whether it's roasting pop royalty like Adele ('music for f*cking grannies'), Prince Harry ('asshole'), their old mate Gary Neville ('he looks like an estate agent'), or anyone else who dared cross the Gallagher firing line, this book captures the brothers at their sharpest - taking no prisoners and offering zero apologies. It's part wit, part war, and 100% Oasis. With more insults than Liam's had parkas, and packed with hilarious illustrations, this is the perfect gift for Oasis fans, insult enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates the art of a perfectly delivered burn. So, crack it open, have a laugh, and then get out of here, you muppet!
Poecabulary
Poecabulary is a minimalist poetry collection that blurs the line between vocabulary and verse. Words appear in unexpected pairings, creating connections that surprise, challenge, and invite reflection. Each combination is a deliberate act of linguistic play, where alliteration, sound, appearance, randomness, rhyme, and meaning collide.The author explores how similar or opposing words interact, encouraging readers to discover their interpretations and associations. Both a playful exercise and a meditation on language, Poecabulary celebrates the power and flexibility of words.This collection will resonate with language lovers, poetry enthusiasts, and anyone curious about how words shape meaning. Sample pairings include Autistic/Artistic, Diffident/Different, Lonely/Lovely, Perfection/Perception, and Reject/Respect.
Three Bricks Shy of a Load
Here at last, a self-help book guaranteed to make you feel smarter than you did before you picked it up!Convinced that nothing cheers a body quite as much as another person mucking up, Peter Taylor has pulled together a totally inspirational collection of true stories about ordinary people doing really dumb stuff.Culled from newscasts and daily newspapers around the world, Three Bricks Shy of a Load is the author's salute to those wonderful folks whose primary function seems to be making the rest of us look good.In Iran, a young man undergoes a sex change operation, only to discover that life as a woman is not all it's cracked up to be.In Toronto, a young man tries to steal a car but because he can't work the standard shift he's still on the scene when the police arrive.In New Brunswick, a young man on a budget buys his sweetheart a bus ticket to Moncton, then gets caught by baggage handlers pretending to be her luggage.In Madrid, a man accused of robbing a cab driver is acquittedwhen he convinces the judge that on the night in question he was picking pockets in another town.In Montreal, a bride heads for divorce court after knocking out her husband at their wedding reception.In Knoxville, Tennessee, after being jilted by his girlfriend, a young man marches into city hall seeking permission to marry his car.There, don't you feel smarter already?
Lancashire Humour
璽€œLancashire Humour璽€ by Thomas Newbigging offers a delightful collection of regional wit and anecdotes from Lancashire, England. Published in 1901, this volume captures the unique character and dialect of the region, providing a glimpse into the social life and humor of the time. Readers will enjoy a variety of humorous tales, jokes, and observations that showcase the distinctive spirit of Lancashire. This book is a valuable resource for those interested in regional humor, British social history, and the preservation of local dialects.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
A Sample Case of Humor
Dive into the wit and wisdom of early 20th-century humor with "A Sample Case of Humor" by Strickland W. Gillilan. This collection offers a delightful assortment of anecdotes and quotations, providing a humorous take on various aspects of life, with a particular focus on the world of business. Gillilan's keen observations and lighthearted style make this book a timeless treasure, perfect for anyone seeking a quick and cheerful escape. Whether you're a student of humor, a business professional looking for a bit of levity, or simply someone who appreciates a good laugh, this book promises to entertain and amuse. Revisit a bygone era through the enduring charm of Gillilan's comedic perspective.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Frontier Humor
"Frontier Humor: Some Rather Ludicrous Experiences That Befell Myself and my Acquaintances Among Frontier Characters Before I Made the Acquaintance of my Esteemed Friends \"The Brownies\"" offers a glimpse into the lighter side of life on the American frontier. Written by Palmer Cox, this collection of humorous anecdotes and personal experiences captures the spirit and character of the people who shaped the West. Through engaging stories and witty observations, Cox paints a vivid picture of frontier life, offering readers a chance to laugh along with the pioneers as they navigate the challenges and absurdities of their daily lives. A delightful read for anyone interested in American history, humor, or the enduring appeal of the Wild West.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
A Sample Case of Humor
Dive into the wit and wisdom of early 20th-century humor with "A Sample Case of Humor" by Strickland W. Gillilan. This collection offers a delightful assortment of anecdotes and quotations, providing a humorous take on various aspects of life, with a particular focus on the world of business. Gillilan's keen observations and lighthearted style make this book a timeless treasure, perfect for anyone seeking a quick and cheerful escape. Whether you're a student of humor, a business professional looking for a bit of levity, or simply someone who appreciates a good laugh, this book promises to entertain and amuse. Revisit a bygone era through the enduring charm of Gillilan's comedic perspective.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Love’s Bliss And Sorrow, Extracted From The English And Scottish ’agony Columns’, By J.t.l
A fascinating collection of witty and poignant extracts from the English and Scottish 'agony columns, ' compiled by J.T.L. "Love's Bliss And Sorrow" offers a glimpse into the romantic trials and tribulations of a bygone era. From heartfelt confessions to humorous mishaps, this anthology captures the essence of human relationships with charm and insight. Discover the timeless wisdom and enduring appeal of anonymous voices seeking solace and advice in the public sphere. This unique compilation is perfect for those who appreciate social history, wit, and the enduring complexities of love.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
The Harvard Lampoon, Volumes 34-35
Dive into the wit and satire of a bygone era with "The Harvard Lampoon, Volumes 34-35". This collection showcases the humorous writings and artistic talent of Harvard University students, offering a glimpse into the collegiate humor of the time. A treasure for collectors of classic humor and those interested in the history of American satire, these volumes represent a significant contribution to the landscape of collegiate humor. Experience the clever parodies, witty observations, and lighthearted commentary that have made the Harvard Lampoon a legendary institution.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
The Harvard Lampoon, Volumes 34-35
Dive into the wit and satire of a bygone era with "The Harvard Lampoon, Volumes 34-35". This collection showcases the humorous writings and artistic talent of Harvard University students, offering a glimpse into the collegiate humor of the time. A treasure for collectors of classic humor and those interested in the history of American satire, these volumes represent a significant contribution to the landscape of collegiate humor. Experience the clever parodies, witty observations, and lighthearted commentary that have made the Harvard Lampoon a legendary institution.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Love’s Bliss And Sorrow, Extracted From The English And Scottish ’agony Columns’, By J.t.l
A fascinating collection of witty and poignant extracts from the English and Scottish 'agony columns, ' compiled by J.T.L. "Love's Bliss And Sorrow" offers a glimpse into the romantic trials and tribulations of a bygone era. From heartfelt confessions to humorous mishaps, this anthology captures the essence of human relationships with charm and insight. Discover the timeless wisdom and enduring appeal of anonymous voices seeking solace and advice in the public sphere. This unique compilation is perfect for those who appreciate social history, wit, and the enduring complexities of love.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Upon The Pun
"This delectable and provocative work is the best I have read, a medley of the clerkly and the earthy. Their views on pictorial puns really open our eyes" (Walter Redfern, in his book Puns). "On the one hand a crisp analysis of verbal and visual ambiguities, on the other an extremely entertaining anthology of frightful jokes"(George Melly, New Society)A book for everyone who delights inboth verbal and visual puns.
One-Liners and Punchlines 2
Following the success of One-Liners and Punchlines - A Laugh-a-Minute Collection, Ajai Kumar Narendranath returns with a wilder, wiser, and even funnier sequel: One-Liners and Punchlines - Laugh Now, Think Never.This laugh-out-loud collection dishes out sharp one-liners, punchy observations, and a sprinkling of delightful nonsense - all drawn from life's everyday oddities. Whether it's philosophical musings or pure absurdity, each page promises a fresh giggle or groan.Adding to the madness are two new stars: Socrates, the dark, short-but-long, handsome dachshund with a nose for philosophy, and his whip-smart feline companion, Kat. Their hilarious banter dances between logic and lunacy, proudly flying the flag of AI - Animal Intelligence.If you enjoyed the first ride, buckle up. This one's faster, funnier, and refuses to stop for serious thought.
Peanuts(r) @Snoopygrams 2026 Mini Wall Calendar
Let SNOOPY and the PEANUTS(R) gang help you welcome each month of 2026 with this mini calendar from the hugely popular @Snoopygrams Instagram account. The @Snoopygrams 2026 Mini Wall Calendar features fun and colorful images of SNOOPY and other PEANUTS(R) characters embracing each month of the year in their own special way. It's perfect for an office or anywhere space is limited. Features include: Fold-around cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging 7" x 7" calendar (7" x 14" open); great size for small spaces, refrigerators, or office cubicles Printed on FSC-certified paper with soy-based ink Planning spread for September-December 2025 Spans January-December 2026 Grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders Official major world holidays and observations Moon phases, based on Universal Time A fun and colorful image of Snoopy and/or another lovable Peanuts character(s) each month
Weratedogs 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
The dogs are good again in 2026! Paws-itively delightful, this calendar showcases daily dog photos paired with funny captions from Matt Nelson, the internet's king of dog humor. The pups are rated on a competitive 10-point scale, and because all the good boys and good girls are better than perfect, everybody earns a rating of greater than 10/10! Features include: No single-use plastic Page size 5.354 x 4.488 inch Box size 5.906 x 1.339 x 5 inch Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Family-friendly dog photos paired with heartwarming, humor-filled captions
Souvenir Cartoons
Souvenir Cartoons presents a collection of insightful and humorous comic strips by George H. Ben Johnson. These cartoons offer a unique glimpse into the political and social landscape of their time, providing sharp commentary and clever observations. Johnson's work stands as a testament to the power of visual satire and its enduring ability to capture the zeitgeist. This collection is a must-have for enthusiasts of comic art, political humor, and American history. This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
700 Limerick Lyrics; a Collection of Choice Humorous Versifications
Dive into a treasury of wit and wordplay with "700 Limerick Lyrics; a Collection of Choice Humorous Versifications." This collection, compiled by Stanton Vaughn, showcases the enduring appeal of the limerick form. Inside, readers will discover a delightful assortment of short, humorous poems designed to amuse and entertain. Perfect for lovers of light verse and clever rhymes, this volume offers a wide range of limericks, each crafted to bring a smile to your face. Whether you're a seasoned poetry enthusiast or simply looking for a lighthearted read, "700 Limerick Lyrics" promises hours of enjoyment and laughter.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Lancashire Humour
璽€œLancashire Humour璽€ by Thomas Newbigging offers a delightful collection of regional wit and anecdotes from Lancashire, England. Published in 1901, this volume captures the unique character and dialect of the region, providing a glimpse into the social life and humor of the time. Readers will enjoy a variety of humorous tales, jokes, and observations that showcase the distinctive spirit of Lancashire. This book is a valuable resource for those interested in regional humor, British social history, and the preservation of local dialects.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Souvenir Cartoons
Souvenir Cartoons presents a collection of insightful and humorous comic strips by George H. Ben Johnson. These cartoons offer a unique glimpse into the political and social landscape of their time, providing sharp commentary and clever observations. Johnson's work stands as a testament to the power of visual satire and its enduring ability to capture the zeitgeist. This collection is a must-have for enthusiasts of comic art, political humor, and American history. This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Learn Dutch with Woke Fairy Tales
Best way to learn Dutch with storiesDo you want to learn Dutch with original Dutch stories? It's easy with Dutch and interlinear English. 150+ pages with every word translated so you can keep on reading. This book contains classic folktales from Dutch culture of which all but one have been changed slightly to alter the standard narrative of imperiled princesses to one that is a little more realistic. Or equally unrealistic. You choose! Find the mp3's on shop.hyplern.com/collections/dutch! We have added an interlinear translation to the Dutch text. This means that the meaning of every Dutch word is immediately accessible, which in turn will make it much easier for you to expand your Dutch vocabulary fast. Read and re-read the text to memorize up to 2300 new words. Because the meaning of every Dutch word is below it, there's no look-up time and learning goes fast.How learn Dutch with HypLernThe HypLern method entails that you re-read the text until you know the high frequency words just by reading, and then mark and learn the low frequency words in your reader or practice them with our brilliant App. Contact us on shop.hyplern.com for the audio, a pdf version or an untranslated pdf version for practice reading. Also find our many other Dutch interlinear subtitled books on Amazon in paperback or Kindle format, or the other languages we offer interlinear books in, French, German, Italian, Spanish and many more! Learn to read foreign languages with HypLern's subbed books!
Autoantonyms
The first major section of this book opens with 335 examples of autoantonyms, such as "cleave," which can mean "cling to" or "separate from." These are followed by 55 pairs of anti-antonyms-the opposite of autoantonyms. Anti-antonyms are pairs of words that look like they should be antonyms, like "slow up" and "slow down." They are synonyms: two or more words that mean the same thing. Those lists precede "Words with Letters Pronounced Twice" and their opposites, "Words with Ghost Letters," which are followed by "Words Always with Prefixes" and "Words Always with Suffixes." These are followed by seven groups of various types of English redundancies. The second central section includes articles related to the English language. Topics include brief articles on the importance, meanings, or spellings of certain words: "Alright," "Renege," "Ain't," and "Covet," with one article about two words: "Very" and "Extra." It concludes with more significant articles on the Oxford comma and "Y" and "W" as half-vowels in English
Autoantonyms
The first major section of this book opens with 335 examples of autoantonyms, such as "cleave," which can mean "cling to" or "separate from." These are followed by 55 pairs of antiantonyms-the opposite of autoantonyms. Antiantonyms are pairs of words that look like they should be antonyms, like "slow up" and "slow down." They are synonyms: two or more words that mean the same thing. Those lists precede "Words with Letters Pronounced Twice" and their opposites, "Words with Ghost Letters," which are followed by "Words Always with Prefixes" and "Words Always with Suffixes." These are followed by seven groups of various types of English redundancies. The second central section includes articles related to the English language. Topics include brief articles on the importance, meanings, or spellings of certain words: "Alright," "Renege," "Ain't," and "Covet," with one article about two words: "Very" and "Extra." It concludes with more significant articles on the Oxford comma and "Y" and "W" as half-vowels in English.
Dead People Suck
An honest, irreverent, laugh-out-loud guide to coping with death and dying from Emmy-nominated writer and New York Times bestselling co-author of Sh*tty Mom Laurie Kilmartin. Death is not for the faint of heart, and sometimes the best way to cope is through humor. No one knows this better than comedian Laurie Kilmartin. She made headlines by live-tweeting her father's time in hospice and her grieving process after he passed, and channeled her experience into a comedy special, 45 Jokes About My Dead Dad. Dead People Suck is her hilarious guide to surviving (sometimes) death, dying, and grief without losing your mind. If you are old and about to die, sick and about to die, or with a loved one who is about to pass away or who has passed away, there's something for you. With chapters like "Are You An Old Man With Daughters? Please Shred Your Porn," "If Cancer was an STD, It Would Be Cured By Now," and "Unsubscribing Your Dead Parent from Tea Party Emails," Laurie Kilmartin guides you through some of life's most complicated moments with equal parts heart and sarcasm.
F*ck This
Unleash your frustrations and find some comedic relief with this unapologetically brash collection of curse words, cynical quotes, and imaginative expletives. It's time to indulge in some swear therapy. Rage against the man, the machine, and miscellaneous other grievances with this belligerent collection of cynical quotations and inventive epithets With the world going to sh*t and a mood of doom and gloom descending on us all, this f*cking fantastic little book contains curse words, quotes, and obscenities to help you vent your anger. Tapping into the trend for irreverent, expletive-filled defiance, F*ck This provides a hilarious and cathartic outlet for your pent-up frustrations. Within these pages, you will find: - A selection of sharp-witted, cynical and sweary quotations. - A treasure trove of inventive and imaginative insults and expletives, guaranteed to bring a smile to your face and lighten your mood. - Words that capture the spirit of defiance and rebellion while offering a humorous, therapeutic release from the pressures of everyday life. Get ready to let off some steam and enjoy a few laughs along the way with this unapologetically brash collection.
1001 Dad Jokes
Why don't owls go on dates when it's raining? - Because it's too wet to woo.What's brown, stinks, and sounds like a bell? - Dung.What award does the Dentist of the Year receive? - A little plaque.Everyone loves dad jokes. Cheesier than a four-cheese pizza, they defy you not to laugh, even if it's more in pity than genuine amusement.This bumper collection of 1001 of the most excruciating dad jokes and corny puns is guaranteed to make you groan out loud. Don't say you haven't been warned.
The Little Tan Man and Other Similar Stories
A short introduction about the production of this publication, to avoid frustration and reduce aggravation, this book uses imagination and some explanation, to enhance our elation and express jubilation at the use of words in silly situations. This book is about words...rhyming words, near rhyming words, eye rhymes, antonyms, synonyms, homonyms, and many others. This book has funny sounding words, made up words, alliteration, idioms, figures of speech, and malapropisms. Colorful illustrations add to the silliness and humor in this book. Especially written for immature adults serving as grandparents, parents, aunts, uncles, and "grown up" cousins. This book will give them something to share with the children in their lives or any others who like learning words, using words, and playing silly games with words.
Peanuts: Snoopy and the Red Baron
64 pages of classic Peanuts comic strips featuring everyone's favorite Beagle, Snoopy. This Facsimile edition, the 18th volume, features 64 pages of Sunday Peanuts newspaper in full-color strips first published in 1966. THERE'S NEVER BEEN A WAR BOOK LIKE THIS ONE! How could there be? There's never been a war hero like Snoopy. With verve, dash, courage (and maybe an old bone) ACE PILOT SNOOPY hurls his famous Sopwith Camel into the sky to challenge the infamous RED BARON in his infamous Fokker Triplane. What happens shouldn't happen to a dog. But it does. And it's sensational. The book was originally published back in 1966 by Fawcett World Library.
