Effin’ Birds 2026 Wall Calendar
Are you in need of some swear therapy? Look no further than this delightfully profane 2026 wall calendar, filled with funny (and ferocious!) foul-mouthed fowls. Each monthly spread of this truly cathartic wall calendar features vintage bird artwork paired with expletive-laden rants by brazen birds just itching to ruffle some feathers and raise some hackles. Get ready to laugh along with these avian shit-stirrers as they dish out irreverent one-liners and profane, yet relatable, trash talk every season of the year. Features include: 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open) Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Planning spread for September-December 2025 Spans January-December 2026 Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Time Each monthly spread features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings
Roping Can Be Hazardous to Your Health
Not everyone could make a funny story out of diving off a thirty-foot windmill into a holding tank with (because of a certain inattention to detail) three feet of water in it. Or out of a day that started with being stung by three scorpions roughly the size of draft animals and went downhill from there. Or out of managing to get your three-year-old grandson bucked off a bull, higher than you'd ever seen a kid fly. Brummett has. Through the wit and the one-liners, Brummett portrays an American West in which the old way awkwardly accommodates the new, in which the day's drudgery is seasoned with humor and punctuated by practical jokes, and in which the irrepressible frontier spirit continues to prevail.
![Three Weeks in Wet Sheets, the Diary and Doings of a Moist Visitor to Malvern [J. Leech. Repr. From the Bristol Times]](https://cdn.kingstone.com.tw/english/images/product/9720/9781023869720m.webp?Q=fabe2 "Three Weeks in Wet Sheets, the Diary and Doings of a Moist Visitor to Malvern [J. Leech. Repr. From the Bristol Times]")
![Three Weeks in Wet Sheets, the Diary and Doings of a Moist Visitor to Malvern [J. Leech. Repr. From the Bristol Times]](https://cdn.kingstone.com.tw/english/images/product/5134/9781023875134m.webp?Q=fb1ba "Three Weeks in Wet Sheets, the Diary and Doings of a Moist Visitor to Malvern [J. Leech. Repr. From the Bristol Times]")
Effin’ Birds 12-Month 2026 Monthly/Weekly Planner Calendar
Need to expand your swear-a-saurus? We have just the thing for you! Each weekly spread of this delightfully profane and deeply cathartic 12-month planner features beautifully colored vintage bird artwork, paired with hilariously irreverent captions--sure to amuse and delight lovers of avian snark everywhere. Bring the joy of swear-therapy to every week of 2026. Track appointments, plan trips, jot down notes, and let these brazen birds work their effin' magic! Features include: 7" x 9" (14" x 9" open) Perfect bound Sturdy softcover Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Ribbon page marker 12-month planner: January-December 2026 Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders Weekly spreads include color artwork and plenty of room to write Extra pages at back for notes, goals, and more Year-at-a-glance pages for 2025, 2026, and 2027 Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Time Each weekly spread features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings
Dog Shaming 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
Dog owners everywhere will find themselves both laughing and wincing at the hilarious shenanigans of these dogs. The Dog Shaming 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar features daily photos of dogs in trouble--because even when they destroy the furniture, pee on the carpet, or chew on your favorite pair of shoes, dogs have a way of still looking adorable. Anyone who has ever owned a dog will get a kick out of the shaming of these dogs in this wholesome calendar. Features include: No single-use plastic 5.354" x 4.488" page size Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Real life photos of dogs getting in trouble
Office Lingo 2026 5.4 X 6.2 Box Calendar
WORKPLACE BANTER - Office Lingo is a daily celebration of overused corporate jargon and passive aggressive tendencies that will make you laugh and get you through the workday -- even when you have a case of the Mondays.
Cow Yoga 2026 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
UTTERLY ZEN - The Cow Yoga 2026 wall calendar delivers a hilarious and heartwarming blend of tranquility and whimsy, featuring cows in impressively improbable yoga poses. Each month adds a moo-ment of mindfulness to your day with a side of laughter.
Cattitudes 2026 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
PURR-FECTLY SNARKY - Packed with feline wit and judgmental stares, this 2026 calendar delivers a year of hilarious cat captions that capture the true essence of cattitude. Each month features a sassy side-eye or smug glare to keep you laughing all year long.
Bad Bitches of Antiquity
A feminist retelling of the most formidable women in world mythology. Move over, Zeus. The most powerful goddesses, mortals, and sorceresses of the ancient world have something to say. Bad Bitches of Antiquity is the modern compendium of badass mythological women who used their powers, prowess, mischief, and cleverness to make moves, exact revenge, bestow miracles, and cleverly control the comings and goings of mortals and gods alike. This timely--and timeless--book takes a fresh look at the unforgettable women of mythology, answering questions such as: Was Demeter a forlorn mother who lost her child or the reason for the seasons? Is Ariadne merely the wife of Dionysus or a keeper of labyrinths worthy of a constellation? Was Ixchel a simple fertility goddess or a fierce protector of women? From Medusa to the Morr穩gan, Atalanta to Athena, and Persephone to Pele, readers will discover the empowering and relatable truth behind the immortal curtain of their favorite tales. Each captivating story embraces the multitudes within these mythical women to present them with the grace, humor, and hint of irreverence they truly deserve.
These Days; a Sort of a Paragraphic Review of the Fads and Foibles and Waves and Trends of the Present Age
These Days; a Sort of a Paragraphic Review of the Fads and Foibles and Waves and Trends of the Present Age
Knock Knock 2026 5.4 X 6.2 Box Calendar
LAUGHTER GALORE - This daily calendar is filled with over 300 hilarious knock-knock jokes, guaranteed to deliver endless giggles and smiles throughout the year.
Miss Fortune: Slightly Psychic, Mostly Clueless 2026 5.4 X 6.2 Box Calendar
PREDICT THIS - Get ready for a daily dose of hilariously terrible advice with the 2026 Miss Fortune Box Calendar! Featuring shoddy predictions, sarcastic insights, and questionable guidance from the world's worst oracle, this calendar is perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at life's woo-woo nonsense. Each page delivers a witty twist of humor and "wisdom" that's so bad, it might actually be good.
Cat Got Your Tongue?
A vibrantly illustrated collection of cat-related proverbs and idioms collected from around the world--by the New York Times bestselling author of Tiny But Mighty and Cats of the World, beloved by millions online as the Kitten Lady. There's more than one way to get the job done, or as they say in Finland, "There are many ways, said Grandma, while wiping the table with a cat. . . ." In this charming, gift-worthy collection, renowned kitten rescuer, humane educator, and author Hannah Shaw shares 60 feline-focused phrases gathered during her worldwide travels as an animal advocate. Perfect for cat lovers, language nerds, and avid travelers, Cat Got Your Tongue? presents each saying in its native language along with an English translation, a simple explanation of its meaning and use, and a delightful illustration by New Yorker cartoonist Sophie Lucido Johnson. For example: - Portuguese "Quem n瓊o tem c瓊o ca癟a com gato" or "One who has no dog hunts with a cat" (we must make do with the resources we have).- Yiddish "Vern zol fun dir a blintshik, un di kats zol dikh khapn," or "May you turn into a blintz and be snatched by a cat" (a curse expressing ill will).- Dutch "De kat op het spek binden," or "tie the cat to the bacon" (to forbid something that's very tempting, like kids with a cookie jar). Featuring proverbs from India, France, China, Malaysia, T羹rkiye, Holland, and many more--in languages from Arabic to Spanish--this enchanting little book reveals the central role that cats play in cultures everywhere, whether to impart a wise piece of advice, insult a rude neighbor, or as they say in Romania, to "look like the cat at a calendar" (appear very confused).
Sloth Yoga 2026 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
STRETCH AND SMILE - The Sloth Yoga 2026 calendar features adorable sloths mastering yoga poses with calm confidence and unexpected flexibility, bringing laughter and zen to every month. A delightful fusion of mindfulness and mischief, it's perfect for yoga lovers and sloth fans alike.
