Christmas at the hall
Step into the enchanting world of "Christmas at the Hall: The Hero's Grave; Night Musings, and Other Poems," a captivating collection that beautifully intertwines the spirit of the season with profound reflections on life, love, and loss. This remarkable volume, long out of print, has been lovingly restored by Alpha Editions for today s and future generations, making it not just a reprint, but a true collector s item and cultural treasure. Delve into the heart of Christmas poetry, where each verse resonates with emotional depth and festive joy. From romantic poems that celebrate the warmth of love during the holidays to reflective pieces that muse on the passage of time, this collection offers a rich tapestry of seasonal literature that will resonate with both casual readers and classic literature collectors alike. The unique literary significance of this work lies in its ability to evoke the timeless themes of human experience, making it a perfect gift for those seeking emotional poetry that transcends generations. Rediscover the magic of the season with "Christmas at the Hall," a holiday verse collection that promises to enrich your festive reading and inspire heartfelt conversations. Embrace the nostalgia and beauty of classic poetry, and let this exquisite edition become a cherished part of your literary collection.
Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes 2026 Wall Calendar
Featuring over 400 family- and workplace-friendly jokes, this calendar is sure to please anyone who likes humor that's punny, campy, corny, and sometimes downright silly. Featuring a joke a day and even more for each monthly spread, this calendar contains over 400 jokes to keep you laughing year-round. Based on the bestselling book series Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids by Rob Elliott. Features include: Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Planning spread for September-December 2025 Spans January-December 2026 Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Time 400+ family-friendly jokes appropriate for all ages
More Laughter in Appalachia
The phenomenal success of Laughter in Appalachia, Loyal Jones' and Billy Edd Wheeler's first collection of humor (now in its twelfth printing), says something about the importance of humor in our lives, and the talent Jones and Wheeler have in finding the best of it. More Laughter in Appalachia, their fourth collection of Southern mountain humor, may well be their funniest and most comprehensive collection to date. Packed with humorous jokes, anecdotes, poems, riddles, and song, not to mention a nineteenth-century sermon a backwoods political speech, and a comical arrest warrant, this collection is thick with artifacts of Southern wit. Whether you are interested in humor as part of our cultural heritage or you just want a good laugh, you will find this mountain of Southern humor heartwarming and sidesplitting.
Cats Are Cheaper Than Therapy 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
More than 365 funny cats with serious cattitude cheer you on in purrsuit of self-care like only loving felines can. With all-new photos and clever captions, this daily calendar aims to keep cat lovers laughing with its feisty kitties and their self-help pawrody commentary. Plus, the calendar includes real-life facts about the healing powers of cats. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size 4.606" x 4.606" Box size 5.118" x 1.339" x 5.118" Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages contain Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, quotations, and trivia Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Playful cat photos paired with empawering captions
Wititudes 2026 Wall Calendar
This funny, vibrant wall calendar pairs campy, mid-century art images of people with cynical remarks that are sure to make you smile. From the creator of the popular Wititudes social media accounts, the calendar showcases monthly spreads centered around seasonal or comical themes. Each month features four retro images paired with one-liners jokes. Features include: 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open) Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Planning spread for September-December 2025 Spans January-December 2026 Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Time Four illustrations coupled with hilarious themes featured each month
2026 Dad Jokes Boxed Calendar
What sticks around for 12 months and never loses its sense of humor? The original #1 Dad Jokes calendar!Prepare yourself for 365 days of guaranteed laugh-out-loud, eye rolling dad jokes! In this clean and hilarious 2026 day-by-day desk calendar, you'll find a year's worth of groan-worthy comedy: cheesy quips, silly banter, witty one-liners, and horribly awesome puns. But remember, you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes!Share endless laughs with family, new dads, friends, bosses, coworkers, or any pun lover in your life! This joke calendar makes an amazing holiday stocking stuffer, white elephant, or funny gag gift from any wife, partner, or kid, or even as lunch box notes! Whether it's for Father's Day, Christmas, birthdays, or just for a good punchline, every day is a day for dad jokes!Additional details: 4.75" x 5" page trim size with protective slipcase100% recyclable and plastic-free with no shrink-wrapping! Cardboard easel backing is perfect for sturdy display on tabletop or deskEnvironmentally responsible, FSC certified paperDaily calendar with easy, tear-off pages featuring 365 good, bad, and terrible puns and jokesHolidays and observancesSo I heard that the local bakery burned down yesterday. The business is toast.I booked a hotel room for my vacation, but I'm not sure about it. I have reservations.Q: What did Earth say to the other planets?A: "You guys have no life!"
Lousy Drawings for Good People 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
Some are silly, a lot are saucy, a few are searingly truthful, but every surprising comic in this daily calendar is hysterical, lousy, and for you good people. Sharply relatable doodles for grown-ups, Ainsley Drew's Lousy Drawings for Good People 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar feels like making a new best friend each day, finding that other worth-knowing weirdo on the same jangly frequency, someone just as smart, anxious, fearful, hopeful, horny, cringey, and down for canceling plans and staying in as you--just way funnier. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size 5.354 x 4.488 Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display All-new art Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Laugh and feel seen with all new edgy and hilarious--and lovably lousy--drawings from @lousydrawingsforgoodpeople
Dad Jokes 2026 5.4 X 6.2 Box Calendar
ROLL INTO THE NEW YEAR: An eye roll-a-day keeps the doctor away! The Dad Jokes 2026 Box Calendar is overflowing with the daddest dad jokes ever to have dadded. Test the limits of your funny bone as you encounter the most dad-worthy chuckles ever compiled. From classic puns to clever quips, this calendar will spruce up your desk with a touch of daditude. Whether you are a dad, you have a dad or are simply a connoisseur of corny humor, you can embrace the cringe and let the giggles and groans flow because when it comes to laughter, dads always deliver.
Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund 2026 5.4 X 6.2 Box Calendar
CRUSOE'S CHRONICLES - With appearances on Ellen, Good Morning America, and more, Crusoe's over 50M viral video views and nearly 3M social media followers make him the undisputed canine king of pop culture. Follow in Crusoe's pawprints and capture your own adventures.
Every Home Needs a Dog (Mhs) 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
DOG-LOVER DELIGHT - The Every Home Needs a Dog 2026 Calendar brings joy, laughter, and warmth with every month through heartwarming quotes and charming dog-inspired artwork by Amylee Weeks. Perfect for any pup enthusiast, it's a daily reminder of the unconditional love and tail-wagging happiness dogs bring to our lives.
Gettin' Squirrelly 2026 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
QUIRKY & CUTE - Watch squirrels get up to hilarious hijinks in this playful calendar, capturing their expressive antics in delightfully human-like scenarios. Perfect for animal lovers and fans of woodland whimsy.
Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund 2026 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
FAMOUSLY FETCHING - The Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund 2026 wall calendar brings you month after month of adorable antics and hilarious costumes featuring everyone's favorite internet-famous wiener dog. Whether he's farming potatoes or hitting the beach, Crusoe delivers big personality in a small package.
Facts Crazier Than Fiction 2026 5.4 X 6.2 Box Calendar
WAIT, WHAT?! - Did you know that the Mona Lisa has no eyebrows? Or a day on Venus lasts longer than a year on Venus? Prepare to have your mind blown with the 2026 Facts Crazier Than Fiction Box Calendar. Packed with wild, unbelievable facts about history, science, animals, and beyond, this daily calendar will leave you wondering what else you never knew. In a world where sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins, humans share 60% of their DNA with bananas, and hot water freezes faster than cold, it's the perfect companion for anyone who loves learning something new.
Plantrovert 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
PLANT LOVE & LAUGHS - Plantrovert 2026 is the perfect calendar for introverts and plant lovers alike, blending charming illustrations of houseplants with witty puns to brighten every month. It's a leafy celebration of growth, self-care, and cozy vibes.
Bad Dad Jokes 2026 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
PUN-TASTIC YEAR - Filled with groan-worthy puns and cheesy one-liners, this 2026 wall calendar delivers a new bad dad joke every day to keep you laughing (or cringing) all year long. It's the perfect gift for pun lovers, jokesters, and anyone who appreciates classic dad humor.
Cover to Cover 2026 5.4 X 6.2 Box Calendar
TURN THE PAGE - The literary world awaits with the 2026 Cover to Cover Box Calendar. This daily calendar delivers a dose of classic literature with a witty twist, featuring memorable quotes, fun facts, and thought-provoking tidbits from timeless works. Perfect for bookworms and casual readers alike, it brings the charm and wisdom of classic lit into your everyday routine.
Out of Office: Scenic Views for the Weekly Blues 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
ESCAPE AWAITS - Out of Office 2026 invites you to daydream through windows that frame the world's most stunning destinations, from serene seascapes to lush gardens and countryside retreats. Each month offers a peaceful view and a moment of mental vacation, no matter where you are.
Peanuts(r) Snoopy 2026 Wall Calendar
Everyone knows that SNOOPY is an icon, but there are many different sides to his beloved personality. In this new wall calendar, everyone will delight seeing SNOOPY in his always fun and entertaining poses. Make 2026 a lot more enjoyable with the new Snoopy 2026 Wall Calendar that features poses of everyone's favorite beagle combined with bold colors and fun, Snoopy-themed patterns. Whether sporting black shades as Joe Cool or soaring the skies as the Flying Ace, Snoopy will bring smiles to every fan's face. Features include: Fold-around cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging 7" x 7" (7" x 14" open) Printed on FSC-certified paper with soy-based ink Planning spread for September-December 2025 Spans January-December 2026 Generous grids provide space to add appointments and reminders Official major world holidays and observations Moon phases, based on Universal Time A single pose of Snoopy is featured each month
Pusheen 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
Spend all year napping, snacking, gaming, and living your best indoor-cat life with Pusheen, the internet's favorite feline, and her fuzzy friends. The Pusheen 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar is the best way to celebrate each afternoon nap, adventure-filled weekend, and festive holiday--or just lazy days spent with good friends like Pusheen, Stormy, Pip, Sloth, Bo, and Cheek. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size 5.354 x 4.488 Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major U.S. and Canadian holidays and observances 300+ pieces of art and comics featuring Pusheen and friends
Thoughts of Dog 12-Month 2026 Weekly/Monthly Planner Calendar
For dog lovers, this weekly planner showcases adorable, weekly illustrations of Dog paired with funny musings from him and his little stuffed friend, Sebastian. With monthly pages for big-picture planning followed by a year's worth weekly spreads, the organizer offers plenty of room for notes and scheduling. The planner is based on the beloved Thoughts of Dog internet accounts by Matt Nelson of WeRateDogs. Features include: 5" x 8.25" (10" x 8.25" open) Perfect bound Sturdy cover Calendar lays flat when open Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Removable product info band Elastic band to keep it closed 12-month planner: January-December 2026 Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders Monthly and weekly planning pages Space to add your own lists, goals, and important dates Weekly spreads have space for 7 days, plus notes, checklists, and months-at-a-glance reference Extra pages at back for notes, goals, and more Year-at-a-glance pages for 2025, 2026, and 2027 Convenient storage pocket Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Time Humorous, family-friendly drawings of Dog with funny captions
Animals Being Derps 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
Brace yourself for a delightful year of derpy fun! Say hello to the planet's most delightfully goofy and hilariously oddball animals! Each page of this 2026 daily desktop calendar showcases derptastic pets in all their looney splendor, from dogs and cats to horses and birds. Each laugh-inducing picture is paired with witty captions by humorist Beverly L. Jenkins, that will keep you chuckling with amusement all year long. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size: 5.354" x 4.488" Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages contain Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, quotations Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Each page features derpy animal photos with comedic captions
Oasis: When Are You Getting Back Together?
When are Oasis getting back together? This tongue-in-cheek quote book compiles Noel and Liam Gallagher's hilarious, provocative and defiant responses to 'that f*cking question'. Over the 15 years since Oasis broke up, both Liam and Noel have been faced with constant questioning on whether the band will reunite. This fun gift book chronicles the myriad ways in which they have responded to the question over the years, ranging from the angry, cheeky, philosophical, defiant and surreal to the open-hearted, provocative, bitter, catastrophising, vulnerable, cocky, sceptical and totally mental. These quotes are accompanied by full-color photos of the brothers, capturing their incredible performances, iconic looks and outspoken attitudes. Today, with reconciliation of the horizon, this book is a hilarious memento of those 'desert' years and the public's continued pressure which eventually paid off. --- "The only reason Oasis will come back is when we're f*cking skint" - Liam "My hair was a bit thicker in Oasis. We'd have to see what everyone's hair was looking like" - Noel "We're just going through a dodgy patch at the moment ... I just see a potato"
Chicka Chicka Dorm Room
A sing-song parody book that captures the nervous excitement of starting college! Soon-to-be college students who grew up with Chicka Chicka Boom Boom will love this lighthearted reboot that follows them to their next milestone. With warmth, humor, vibrant art, and a sing-song rhyme on every page, this parody board book captures the joyful frenzy of moving into a dorm. Just like the alphabet letters piled onto the coconut tree in the original, readers will relate to the main character and his family as they pile an endless array of odds and ends into the car (Here comes Fan and Shower Caddy...Bathrobe, String Lights, Inflatable Tree!), drive to campus, and unload. Who cares if everything comes tumbling out of the car when they arrive? A loving support network of family, new friends, and roommates will pick up the pieces. By the time the parents hug their kid goodbye, they've turned his dorm room into a version of home. Chicka Chicka Dorm Room is the feel-good go-to gift for grads (and grad parents) everywhere. "Mom told Dad and Dad told me, move-in day begins at a quarter past 3. Flip flops, mini vac, wet wipes, whee! A whole department store inside an SUV. Chicka chicka vroom vroom, will there be enough room?"
Mayor Mayhem
Mayor MayhemBook One of FourWhat happens when the most dangerous person in a corrupt Southern town is a grandma in orthopedic shoes?Nana May Jackson isn't your typical political candidate. She's got a Glock in her purse, a GED on her wall, and a lifetime of secrets stored in her church hat. When Dusty Springs, Georgia, gets fed up with backroom deals, missing city funds, and mayors who can't keep their pants-or their stories-straight, Nana May decides it's time for some real discipline. And she's got the receipts.Welcome to the wildest election the South has ever seen.Outrageous scandals? Check.Corrupt politicians finally getting called out? Absolutely.A team of lovable misfits, viral bingo nights, and more receipts than CVS? Oh, honey-this is just the first chapter.With a campaign run on sass, strategy, and southern-fried vengeance, Nana May will stop at nothing to clean up her city-even if it means turning City Hall upside down and making her enemies beg for mercy (or at least let them use their safe word).Perfect for fans of My Sister, the Serial Killer, The Sellout, and Quan Millz, Mayor Mayhem is a razor-sharp, laugh-out-loud satire about what happens when the last honest woman in town is also the one most likely to bury you with your own secrets.If you love your political thrillers messy, your humor biting, and your underdogs wildly unpredictable-this is the book you've been waiting for.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Buy Book One of the Mayor Mayhem series now and join the revolution-because in Dusty Springs, the only thing more dangerous than corruption... is a grandmother on a mission.
The Tough Guy's Calendar Wall Calendar
NO-NONSENSE HUMOR - Packed with rugged wit and sarcastic charm, this calendar offers a hilarious look at everyday moments through the lens of a "tough guy." Each month delivers a bold, retro-styled design redefining life's soft spots with macho attitude.
What Liam and Noel Say
What Liam and Noel Say is a collection of the legendary Gallagher brothers' most iconic quotes. Superstar siblings Liam and Noel Gallagher are renowned for their musical status, headstrong personalities, infamous feuds and of course, their unforgettable one-liners. Featuring words of wisdom on self-belief, sibling rivalry and the art of rock'n'roll, this book celebrates all things Oasis. "You'll need to get your pillow out when that c*** starts talking..." "I see myself as one of the f**king true great rock'n'roll singers on the planet." "If I wasn't a musician, I don't know. God, maybe? That would be a good job."
