Uncle John's Know It All Bathroom Reader
Uncle John and his team have once again filled a truly absorbing volume with entertaining and informative articles that make for ideal bathroom reading. Longtime fans and new readers will see their brain cells take an exponential leap forward with Uncle John's Know It All Bathroom Reader. Fascinating stories that explore the realms of pop culture, history, sports, and science--plus the ever-popular exploits of dumb crooks--will fill voids in your knowledge that you didn't even know existed. For this 38th annual edition, Uncle John and his team at the Bathroom Readers' Institute have searched high and low to bring you an all-new collection of entertaining and informative articles that includes short reads for a quick trip to the throne room as well as longer page-turners for extended visits. Also included are plenty of amusing lists, factoids, quotes, and quizzes that will fill your head with all sorts of odd trivia that you can use to amaze your friends.
Tales from High Bluff
This often-humorous collection of stories brings to life a year in High Bluff, Texas, a fictional town atop the highest bluff on the Gulf Coast. This is Matt's second book in the series, and it's devoted entirely to stories from the great outdoors and the antics that follow, but still features the same cast of lovable characters as the first book. A tale about Uncle Charlie's ill-fated red canoe and the daring Coast Guard Rescue that follows ... Kevin the cute baby monkey that wrecks the Baptist Men's Group's live nativity and nearly destroys the Methodist's singing Christmas tree all in one night ... plus Jude and Stormy's ant infested, cookie-laden deer hunt ... and the night of the Dinosaur Chickens. Everything inside is sworn to be fiction, but if you've ever been lucky enough to live in South Texas, you'll spot the difference between the bull chips and clumped dirt.MATT JOLLEY is a story teller originally from South Texas. He's a national Edward R. Murrow Award recipient for feature reporting, and often works as the voice of the finest aviation events in the United States.
First Dates
First Dates: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?120 Outrageously Absurd Would You Rather Questions for Adults Who Still Think Love Might Work Out SomehowWelcome to the world of awkward glances, suspicious appetizers, and completely unhinged second-date energy.This isn't your average dating game. First Dates: What Could Possibly Go Wrong? is the laugh-out-loud Would You Rather book that turns every romantic red flag into a comedy gold mine. Inside, you'll find 120 absolutely ridiculous scenarios - from synchronized swimming escorts to spontaneous frog storms - that will leave you snorting, cringing, and wondering how anyone survives dating in the modern world.Each question is paired with witty reflections, absurd conversation starters, and real-life fun facts that make this book as hilarious as it is horrifyingly relatable.Perfect for: Singles navigating the dating scene (bless you).Happily coupled folks who forgot how weird first dates are.Married people who want a reminder of what they're not missing.The proudly single who just want to laugh at the chaos from a safe distance.Game nights, date nights, awkward dinners, and friends who overshare.Because when it comes to dating... asking the wrong question has never been this right.
The Escape Room Advent Calendar
Christmas is in danger! Now it is up to you to save the holiday!Bridge the eternal wait for Christmas Eve and save Christmas! With this escape room book, you will spend the Advent season full of excitement and adventure!Are you ready to take on the role of a clever detective and solve tricky escape room-style puzzles?Then this book is just the thing for you! In this escape room Advent calendar, an adventure awaits that is second to none. Every day you get to solve a new task that will lead you to the next puzzle. The aim is to save Christmas.A new challenge every day - 24 exciting puzzles for Advent.With this escape room book, you embark on a unique mission: solve a new puzzle every day to get new clues that will help you solve the case and save the festive season. Don't worry if you get stuck: each puzzle is interactive and has a QR code that you can use to call up tips or check your solution. So, you will always be on the right track!The Escape Room Advent Calendar for adults offers you: 24 mini escape rooms for the Advent season that guide you through a gripping whodunit.A detective role that catapults you into the middle of the action - save Christmas and become a hero!Interactive: QR codes for each puzzle that offer tips, solutions, and help if needed.A captivating mix of puzzles and suspense - perfect for the Advent season!More than 12 hours of fun and puzzles.Alone, with your family, or with friends! Will you manage to save Christmas?Get ready for an Advent adventure that you will not forget in a hurry and get this special escape room book!
The Art of Bob's Burgers (Tm)
The jewel in the crown of the Bob's Burgers library: the long-awaited official book on the creation and artistry behind the beloved Emmy Award-winning animated series. The long-running and beloved animated series Bob's Burgers centers on patriarch Bob, who runs his business with his wife, porcelain baby collector and dinner-theater enthusiast Linda; with help or distraction from their teenage daughter Tina, who is obsessed with boys and horses; their son Gene, who is only afraid of snakes; and their youngest daughter Louise, who never, ever takes off her bunny ears. The long-awaited "The Art of Bob's Burgers(TM)" showcases the creativity and humor that make up the beloved Emmy Award-winning series. Loren Bouchard - the series' creator - takes you behind the scenes, revealing the inner workings of the animation process for Bob's Burgers, from its earliest designs all the way to the modern day. A treasure trove for new and longtime fans alike, this book features many never-before-seen designs, as well as art from Loren Bouchard's personal archives and artwork through Bob's Burgers history of collaborations. Including insight from Supervising Director Bernard Derriman, "The Art of Bob's Burgers(TM)" is a celebration of everything Bob's Burgers and a tribute to the artistry that goes into making the show a fan favorite. The book is a treasure trove for fans, with hundreds of never-before-seen images alongside the stories, including photographs and sketches from Loren's archives, animation cells, and objects from the tremendous archive of Bob's Burgers collaborations. Moving chronologically from the creation of the show through its remarkable fifteen seasons, and culminating in the critically acclaimed movie that premiered in 2022, the book is at once a celebration of some of the most memorable television in recent history, and a look behind the scenes at a work of a comedy genius.
Successful Failure
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER - Being successful is no laughing matter . . . unless the road there is littered with flops, fool's errands, fizzles, and straight-up failures--from the New York Times bestselling co-author of Marriage Be Hard. "I'm so happy Kev failed, because these stories will set so many free from perfection!"--Tabitha Brown, bestselling author of Feeding the Soul Kevin Fredericks (aka KevOnStage) is a viral stand-up star, an NAACP Image Award-winning comedian, the founder of KevOnStage Studios, a New York Times bestselling author, and a superstar on social media. But his path to success wasn't always smooth. As a kid, Kevin noticed something useful: If he made people laugh, the grown-ups would let him stay up late. In church plays, his commitment to the role of Goliath led to a busted lip, and the audience couldn't get enough. He dreamed of becoming a performer, of finding that big break that would launch him into the bright lights of pop culture fame. But as he soon found, the road to the life we want is longer, weirder, more embarrassing, and more entertaining than we think it will be. In Successful Failure, the comedian recounts hilarious stories and sincere insight from his adventures (and misadventures) trying to make it in life. From performing under an alias to avoid getting fired from his suit-and-tie day job to breaking a chair onstage and quitting stand-up for six months, from pooping his pants on a bus next to his future wife to starting a clothing line called Dreams Don't Die (they sure do if the merch doesn't sell), Kevin reminds readers that while we might not be The Rock, Warren Buffett, or Kevin Hart, we're all out here trying, and that's okay. Laugh-out-loud in one moment and perceptive in the next, Successful Failure is a wild ride from one of America's funniest comics and a sendup of our ideals around hustle culture and success.
Hammer Time: The Little Guide to Lewis Hamilton
With seven world championships, 103 race wins, and 104 pole positions, Lewis Hamilton is the statistical GOAT of Formula One, and he stands alongside the likes of Michael Schumacher and Ayrton Senna as a legend of the sport. His legacy is set to be cemented further with his move to join Ferrari in 2025 - the ultimate pairing of the most successful team ever and most successful driver. ever The move is not just one of the biggest in F1 history, but one of the biggest transfers in the history of sport. With the news making headlines around the world, and causing Ferrari's stock value to jump more than 10%, Hamilton's influence can't be doubted. Hamilton's reach extends far beyond F1 too, with his famous sense of style, investments, music, and philanthropism. This little guide to the legendary driver is packed full of quotes, facts, and trivia, including quotes from the man himself and other legends of the sport. Whether you're a die-hard fan or a casual F1 follower, this is a must-read. Lights out and away we go.
Fashion Critical
If you've ever gawked or marvelled at Hollywood celebrities' red-carpet outfits, you're going to love Fashion Critical's musings on the most memorable red-carpet looks, trends and fails of our time.From the Golden Globes to the Met Gala and everything in between, viral social media commentator, FC, will give you VIP access to the multi-million-dollar machine that is celebrity red-carpet fashion. All her critiques promise her effective combination of humour and bang-on evaluations of celebrity style, while her loveable Australian colloquialisms add that touch of charm. (Whaddya call this, luv?)You'll quickly become familiar with FC's vocab, from 'crotch whiskers' (creasing in the crotch area) to 'BOG' (an Aussie football acronym for the best on ground). With hundreds of photos throughout, you'll also be reminded of fashion trends from the naked dress to breast plates to accessories gone wild (think Jared Leto carrying a, erm, wax recreation of his own head). There are surprises, shocks and sartorial delights galore, all wrapped up in FC's on-point commentary.It's time to tuck yourself up on the couch with a cocktail and enjoy this stunning book that is serving both fun and frivolity..
Harmony and Havoc
A woman, a Great Dane, and a goat break into a brewery...No, that's not the start of a joke - it's just another day in Harmony Springs, where the protests are plenty and the gossip flows faster than craft beer.Molly Sanders has enough chaos running the town's only animal shelter alongside Larry, a goat with a talent for destruction. The last thing she needs is her first heartbreak moving in next door - especially when he's a former pro baseball star who ghosted her ten years ago and could still fill out a baseball uniform better than any man has a right to.Jase Tugwater's baseball career might be over, but his dream of opening a microbrewery is just beginning. He never expected to find himself sharing a wall with the woman whose number he lost a decade ago... or that she'd still make his heart beat faster than a perfectly poured pint. And this time, he's determined to show her that some brews deserve a second tasting.When a developer threatens to bulldoze their businesses, Jase and Molly must decide if they can trust each other enough to team up. Their chemistry is stronger than a barrel-aged stout, but with both their futures on the line, is it enough? Between protest rallies, escaped animals, and kisses that leave them both breathless for more, they might just find that some things are worth fighting for.That is, if Larry doesn't destroy the town first.
The H R Chronicles
An eye-opening, humorous memoir of the author's years of working as a Human Resources generalist. Includes resume and interview bloopers, a look behind the desk to show what the job is really like, and some tips for job seekers.
Not That It Matters
Not that it matters presents a series of light essays that reveal gentle humor and sharp insight into ordinary life. Through reflections on the peculiar joys of golf, the subtle rituals of writing, and the quiet mysteries of suburban streets, the book offers a playful but meaningful engagement with the world. Milne begins with a meditation on the supposed inspiration drawn from a new pen nib, using this seemingly trivial moment to explore the whimsical challenges writers face in summoning creativity. Rather than offering grand philosophical declarations, Milne moves with ease through subjects like Acacia Road, a symbol of quiet domestic life, to ruminations on personal libraries, where unread books and old favorites coexist in an almost comical hierarchy. The essays maintain a tone of gentle irony while also revealing the author s affection for the details of daily existence. Beneath the surface of his wit lies a sincere curiosity about how people live, work, and find joy in small things. The charm of the writing lies in its ability to elevate the mundane into something quietly resonant and enduring.
Drunk on Eggnog
Drunk on Eggnog: A Dysfunctional Family Christmas Survival Guide is thetongue-in-cheek handbook you didn't know you needed.Equal parts comedy Christmas memoir and holiday survival guide, it armsyou with laugh-out-loud stories, sharp one-liners, and research-backed holidaysurvival tips for enduring even the messiest gatherings.Perfect for fans of family drama books and anyone craving a funny holidayfamily drama book, this is a Christmas survival guide for adults who've facedawkward in-laws, overcooked turkeys, political debates at the dinner table, orthe ultimate test - Christmas parenting survival.More than just jokes, this book is a comforting reminder that chaos is normal, your family isn't uniquely broken, and humor is the best gift of all. Whether youbuy it for yourself or slip it into someone's stocking, it's destined to become theholiday survival guide you'll reach for year after year.
Jane Said It Best
'What are young men to rocks and mountains?', wondered Elizabeth Bennet in Pride and Prejudice - and more than 200 years later, many of us are still asking ourselves the same thing! Little wonder, then, that Jane Austen's words are some of the most enduring, as her wit and wisdom extended far beyond her lifetime. Accompanied by beautiful illustrations that portray Austen's characters and her world at its most relatable, Jane Said It Best is a celebration of over 70 of her astute observations that still ring true to this day. In time for the 250th anniversary of her birth, this book brings to life quotes from all of Austen's beloved novels, as well as her private writings. The perfect gift for any Janeite, or anyone in need of some wise words to live by.
Adapt, Panic, or Profit? Hilariously Stressful Quizzes About the Future
Surviving AI, broken systems, and climate chaos is hard enough-now HR is involved.This darkly funny collection of survival quizzes is here to diagnose your most questionable coping mechanisms.Can you outsmart the algorithm, survive the demon uprising, and still make it to Casual Friday?From glitching smart fridges and sentient toasters to ancient prophecies and corporate sword policies, Adapt, Panic, or Profit? blends high-stakes chaos with laugh-out-loud absurdity.Take the quiz and find out: - Are you quietly unraveling-or just updating your settings again? - Will your AI fridge stage a coup before the oceans rise? - Can you out-evolve the flaming penguins?This premium satirical quiz book offers absurd diagnostics for the emotionally literate, the mythically unwell, the burnout-optimized, and the romantically doomed.It won't fix the world-but it might explain why you're still refreshing your inbox as the servers burn.Your odds of survival are statistically irrelevant.But at least the Wi-Fi still works.And you're not alone in this glitch.
On the Ball
Whether you're a FOOTBALL fan, a PICKLEBALL pro, a TENNIS aficionado, or a CRICKET enthusiast, you'll love this fascinating collection of *over 200* sports facts. Did you know... A standard basketball has about 4,118 "pebbles" on its outer surface? All Major League Baseball umpires must wear black underwear in case their pants split? The longest ever pickleball rally consisted of 10,532 consecutive shots and lasted over 2 hours? Like the sound of these facts and want to know more? Then On the Ball is essential reading. Featuring obscure, unbelievable, intriguing, and engaging facts about some of the world's most popular ball sports, discover more than 200 fascinating nuggets of information on the sports, the balls, the players, the history, and more. Find out why the number of dimples on a golf ball can make you a better player, what the fastest recorded serve is in a tennis match, and who is the world's highest-earning ball player. All this makes this miscellany a must-have for any sports trivia fans.
White Slaves; or, the Oppression of the Worthy Poor
Discover the powerful narrative of "White Slaves; or, the Oppression of the Worthy Poor," a poignant exploration of historical injustices that resonates today. This compelling 19th-century literature delves into the harsh realities of economic disparity, class struggle, and the exploitation of the vulnerable. Through vivid storytelling, the author sheds light on the plight of the oppressed, making a profound social commentary that advocates for humanitarian issues and social reform. After decades of being out of print, Alpha Editions proudly presents this restored edition, ensuring that this cultural treasure is preserved for today s and future generations. This is not merely a reprint; it's a collector s item that invites both casual readers and classic literature enthusiasts to engage with a vital piece of our shared history. As you immerse yourself in this gripping tale, you will find echoes of the past that challenge us to reflect on current societal issues. "White Slaves" is more than just a book; it s a call to action against poverty and exploitation, a testament to human rights advocacy that remains relevant in our modern world. Don t miss the chance to own this essential work that captures the spirit of struggle and resilience. Join the movement to honor the worthy poor and elevate their voices through literature that inspires change.
Mindful Meowments
Follow the WISDOM of cats and start LIVING IN THE MOMENT with this tongue-in-cheek collection of EXPERT advice on MINDFULNESS--the feline way--and CUTE pictures to color in. Cats live a stressful life--they're expected to operate on just 16 hours of sleep a day and have to cope with the evil tabby next door, unexpected trips to the vet, and the occasional stubborn hairball. Thankfully, they've mastered the art of mindfulness, focusing on the here and now. Be inspired by the humorous cat-themed advice for living your life more mindfully. "Take time to enjoy the simpler things in life and avoid unnecessary distractions. Who needs pomp and circumstance when you have a cardboard box?" The book is also crammed with charming illustrations of kitties for you to color in. Featuring everything from pictures of sweet moggies chasing feathers to mischievous fluffy cats encouraging you to overcome your fears (facing the scary vacuum), Mindfulness for Cats is sure to delight cat lovers everywhere.
Fancies I Dare Not Speak
Sir Robert Menzies was arguably Australia's greatest political orator, but how did he develop his magnificent way with words?The language of the 'Forgotten People' has etched itself permanently in the Australian political lexicon, but few realise that Menzies learned to write speeches in part by writing verse. This new collection brings to light Menzies's hidden artistry, from childhood rhymes about football to witty parodies of his political rivals. In doing so, it offers a new window into the great man, and the early twentieth century Australia in which he thrived.'Fancies I Dare Not Speak: The Hidden Verse of R. G. Menzies' features prose written by Robert Menzies, sourced from the Menzies Collection at the University of Melbourne, the Menzies Papers in the National Library of Australia, private family papers, and other published materials. Some poems are short and heartfelt, for friends and family. Others are long, brimming with rhythmic commentary to be read aloud to an attentive audience. They all offer a rare glimpse into a moment in time otherwise lost, where Menzies's thoughts were so overpowering, they could only be expressed through the art of poetry.This collection was edited by Georgina Downer, William Cook, and Victoria Hronas with an introduction by Dr Damien Freeman.This book was previously published as Collected Poems and Other Writings by R. G. Menzies.
Farm Yoga 2026 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
BARNYARD BALANCE - Delight in the whimsy of barnyard animals striking their best yoga poses in this laugh-out-loud calendar that's equal parts zen and zany. Perfect for yoga lovers, animal fans, or anyone who enjoys a daily dose of silly serenity.
Do or Donut 2026 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
DONUT STOP BELIEVIN' - Whether it's cake or glazed, mochi or fritter, the 2026 Do or Donut 12" x 12" Wall Calendar is the perfect way to add sugar nuggets of knowledge and sprinkles of joy to your year. From "Donut worry, be happy!" to "Life is short, eat the donut." this calendar is filled with wisdom as sweet as Bavarian cream and inspired by nature's perfect food.
Doug the Pug 2026 6.5 X 8.5 Engagement Calendar
DOUG THE PUG - Get to know the "King of Pop Culture" with a massive following of 18 million on social media and billions of video views. Doug's camera-friendly charm shines just as bright in this spiral-bound softcover weekly planner.
Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund 2026 6.5 X 8.5 Engagement Calendar
CRUSOE'S CHRONICLES - With appearances on Ellen, Good Morning America, and more, Crusoe's over 50M viral video views and nearly 3M social media followers make him the undisputed canine king of pop culture. Follow in Crusoe's pawprints and capture your own adventures with this spiral-bound softcover weekly planner.
Totally 90s 2026 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
RETRO REWIND - The Totally 90's 2026 calendar is a nostalgic blast from the past, packed with throwback images and relatable captions that'll have you laughing and reminiscing all year long. From cassette tapes to jelly sandals, relive the quirky charm of your favorite decade.
The Argyle Sweater 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
Step into the fantastical realm of Scott Hillburn's Argyle Sweater where animals talk, politicians are honest, and ordinary moments take on delightfully bizarre twists. Each page of this The Argyle Sweater 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar reimagines pop culture, personal connections, and historical events with witty, pun-packed comedy, sure to inspire thought and provoke amusement all year long. With its unique blend of absurdity, cleverness, and imaginative humor, this desktop calendar promises a daily dose of surreal, slow-burn laughter. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size: 5.354" x 4.488" Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages contain Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, quotations, and trivia Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Each page features a different, humorous The Argyle Sweater comic
Pearls Before Swine 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
According to the Pearls Before Swine 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar, you're going to have a great year or your money back! (. . . Don't hold us to that.) With the trademark twisted humor and outlandish puns that have made Pearls Before Swine one of the funniest comic strips being published today, each page of this daily calendar features a full-color Pearls Before Swine comic strip to keep you laughing all year. As an added bonus, the back of each page includes Daily Extra! content such as puzzles, jokes, lists, quotes, activities, tips, and trivia. Features include: Page size: 5.354" x 4.488" No single-use plastic Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Includes Daily Extra! Bonus content on the back of each day's page Day/Date reference on each page 365 daily pages Official major world holidays and observances Features a new comic each day
DSM-K for Kepele
DSM-K for Kepele is a witty, one-of-a-kind fusion of psychiatry and Yiddish culture from the mind of Dr. Jolie Pataki, a psychiatrist with over 30 years of experience-and a Jew for more than twice as long. Through the humorous lens of her alter-ego, Dr. Fackacta, she offers a fresh (and hilarious) take on mental health diagnoses, replacing clinical jargon with the most accurately descriptive language ever spoken: Yiddish.With tongue-in-cheek "disorders" like Kvetch Disorder, Plotz Attacks, and Folie-A-Jew, Dr. Pataki pokes fun at the quirks of human nature, psychiatric practice, and cultural traditions alike. Whether you're a mental health professional, a lover of Jewish humor, or just someone who appreciates a good "oy vey," this book delivers insight and laughs in equal measure.Packed with cultural references, clever definitions, and compassionate wit, DSM-K for Kepele is more than a parody-it's a celebration of the richness (and ridiculousness) of human behavior. Read it, share it, and maybe even self-diagnose-at your own risk, of course.
My Cat's Plans for World Domination
This hilarious illustrated book revels in the ways your cat is taking advantage of your kind and unsuspecting nature. You love your furry friend and, as far as you know, they love you too. But have you ever suspected your feline companion of playing emotional mind games, sneaking around behind your back or being cleverer than they let on? Brimming with humorous illustrations and witty captions, My Cat's Plans for World Domination is here to help you appreciate your cat's crafty side. Within you will find out: - What happens when you leave your phone unattended in the presence of your pampered puss - What your cat is playing at when they refuse to use the cat flap - Why you should never take interior design advice from a pet Perfect for cat lovers and long-suffering owners, this book offers valuable insight into the various clever ways cats exert their dominance over humans. It's sure to bring a smile to your face as you realize that, even if your cat is slightly evil, you'll always love them!
Silly Dogs
Introducing the world's most hilarious hounds, playful pooches and clueless canines. In honor of man's best friend, this collection of silly dogs, funny captions and relatable memes will brighten your day better than any belly rub. From goofy faces to peculiar body positions, ridiculous scenarios to hilarious reactions, this selection of dog photos will entertain dog parents, pet people and canine lovers alike. Featuring funny captions and relatable memes, this amusing gallery reveals what dogs are really thinking. Whether they're suddenly very aware of their consciousness, secretly stropping, mustering zero thoughts, living their best lives, or simply happy to be here, the speech bubbles, internal monologues and one-liners will leave you laughing with every turn of the page. Inside you'll find: - A collection of silly dog photos - Hilarious captions that'll have you howling - Relatable moods and memes for all of life's ridiculous moments So take a paws, flick through and start feeling good. Praise the puppers!
Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
This day-to-day calendar features 1,000 jokes perfect for home or work. Chock-full of family-friendly laughs! This day-to-day calendar offers several jokes per page, from cringe-inducing puns to silly Q&A to corny knock-knock humor. A year's worth of laughs! Features include: No single-use plastic Page size 4.606 x 4.606 Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Silly, pun-derful jokes from the bestselling book series Laugh-Out-Loud-Jokes for Kids by Rob Elliott
Silly Cats
Feline low? This hilarious collection of silly cats will lighten your mood and leave you laughing out meowed. Cats are packed with purrsonality, and this book celebrates exactly that. From funny faces to bizarre body positions, silly scenarios to ridiculous reactions, this collection of cat photos will entertain feline fanatics and animal whisperers alike. Featuring witty captions and relatable memes, this goofy gallery reveals what cats are really thinking. Whether they're judging you, plotting an evil act, having a conversation with their last two brain cells, or simply sitting like a human, the speech bubbles, internal monologues and one-liners will leave you laughing with every turn of the page. Inside you'll find: - A selection of silly cat photos - Hilarious captions that'll have you cracking up - Relatable moods and memes for all of life's ridiculous moments So take a paws, flick through and start feeling good. This one's dedicated to the world's whackiest cats.
The Love Language of Dogs
This hilarious illustrated book revels in the unusual ways your dog may express their love and affection. You love your furry friend, and they love you too... lots. But has your dog ever gone a bit too far in pursuit of your approval, with well-intentioned behaviour leading to chaos? Brimming with humorous illustrations and witty captions, The Love Language of Dogs is here to help you appreciate your pet pup's desire to impress. Within you will find out: - What happens when your dog decides to make you dinner - What your pooch is trying to achieve by barking over all your guests - Why you should always be suspicious when your pet brings you free things Perfect for dog lovers and owners alike, this book offers insight into the various funny ways your pup may try to show their affection. It's sure to bring a smile to your face as you realize that, even if your dog sometimes takes things too far, you'll always love them!
Epiphany and the Shopping Trolley
Step into the lives of Catherine Bradshaw and Pauline Zufferey-two ENFP schoolteachers, mothers, and dear friends who somehow always end up back in the classroom, despite their best intentions. With red curls and an Italian nose, Catherine pens the words. Raven-haired and fiercely creative, Pauline brings them to life with art. Between them lies more than a century of life experience, sixty years of wrangling classrooms, and over five decades of parenting.This book is a tapestry of humour, heartache, faith, motherhood, Christmas carparks, rogue shopping trolleys, and sacred moments found in everyday chaos. Through witty monologues and striking illustrations, Catherine and Pauline invite you to laugh, cry, reflect-and perhaps see the miraculous in your own mundane.
Dancing with Chihuahuas
For all of you out there who enjoyed reading my previous book Watching the World, this is what you've been waiting for!Dancing with Chihuahuas is somewhat of a follow-up, packed with plenty more of my anecdotal stories from here, there and everywhere. There's tales garnered from my travels, incidents experience when walking round the supermarket, an insight into a few rather strange job interviews I've had over the years, a tale about staying in a bed and breakfast, and, of course, one of my favourite subjects: the great British public and what they manage to get up to in restaurants! There's even stories of what happened when I was just minding my own business (a rare occasion, I hear you say).For those of you who have not read Watching the World (not that there can be many left who haven't), after you have read this book I can thoroughly recommend giving it a go. It offers a more in-depth look at certain subjects from my own point of view, whereas this book tends to skim the surface of what people really get up to when they think no one is watching. In the meantime, I hope you enjoy this book, and that you get as much pleasure from reading it as I did compiling and writing it. And one last thought for you... If something should happen to you during your day - however trivial - and you thought no one was watching... trust me, they were!
DSM-K for Kepele
DSM-K for Kepele is a witty, one-of-a-kind fusion of psychiatry and Yiddish culture from the mind of Dr. Jolie Pataki, a psychiatrist with over 30 years of experience-and a Jew for more than twice as long. Through the humorous lens of her alter-ego, Dr. Fackacta, she offers a fresh (and hilarious) take on mental health diagnoses, replacing clinical jargon with the most accurately descriptive language ever spoken: Yiddish.With tongue-in-cheek "disorders" like Kvetch Disorder, Plotz Attacks, and Folie-A-Jew, Dr. Pataki pokes fun at the quirks of human nature, psychiatric practice, and cultural traditions alike. Whether you're a mental health professional, a lover of Jewish humor, or just someone who appreciates a good "oy vey," this book delivers insight and laughs in equal measure.Packed with cultural references, clever definitions, and compassionate wit, DSM-K for Kepele is more than a parody-it's a celebration of the richness (and ridiculousness) of human behavior. Read it, share it, and maybe even self-diagnose-at your own risk, of course.
The Ultimate Movie Trivia Challenge
Do you eat popcorn with extra butter and a side of obscure film facts?The Ultimate Movie Trivia Challenge is the ultimate test for cinema lovers-a compendium of over 600 multiple-choice questions covering more than a century of movies. Whether you're looking for gifts for movie lovers, movie night gift ideas, or just want to challenge your own knowledge, this book delivers hours of fun.Packed with jaw-dropping facts, behind-the-scenes secrets, and hilarious stories, this trivia book goes beyond the screen to uncover the hidden gems of film history. From cult classics to Hollywood blockbusters, this is more than just a quiz-it's your VIP pass to bragging rights among friends and family.Inside you'll find: Over 600 fun multiple-choice questions, neatly divided into 34 themed chapters.Coverage of 100+ years of cinema, from the 1920s to today's superhero spectacles.Topics ranging from sci-fi, thrillers, and musicals to Oscars, world cinema, and iconic directors.Full answers and explanations after every quiz, so you'll always learn something new.A beautifully organized, illustrated format that makes it a keepsake as well as a game.Whether you're shopping for trivia books for adults, a fun game for the next movie night, or even birthday gifts for boyfriend, girlfriend, or anyone who can't stop quoting movies, this book makes a perfect pick.So grab your popcorn, silence your phones, and prepare to unleash your inner film nerd. From Hitchcock suspense to superhero blockbusters, this trivia-packed challenge will test even the most die-hard fans.Warning: Side effects may include spontaneous quoting, overconfidence at parties, and shouting "I knew that!" way too often.The Ultimate Movie Trivia Challenge-because real movie buffs don't just watch movies, they live them.
Last Seen Online
A funny workplace mystery about friendship, burnout, and the chaos of modern office life.When a young designer at a Mumbai tech startup is found dead just days before her big promotion, the office reacts the only way it knows how: With awkward condolences, badly timed emojis, and a calendar invite for grief counselling.But one employee isn't ready to move on.Told entirely through office group chats, private messages, and suspiciously timed emails, Last Seen Online is a sharp, satirical murder mystery about how fast we move on-and what gets left unread.Perfect for fans of: Corporate thrillers with humourWitty, fast-paced chat fictionBooks like The Thursday Murder Club, My Dark Vanessa, or The AppealAnyone who's ever wanted to throw their laptop at a Slack notificationSet in the chaos of a modern Indian workplace, this book combines dark humour, emotional depth, and a gripping whodunit that keeps you guessing-until the final reveal hits like a reply-all gone wrong.
Dear Diary
A Ridiculously Relatable Guide for Writers, Grammar Nerds, and Emotionally Unstable Sentences EverywhereAre you overwhelmed by commas? Haunted by em dashes? Having an emotionally complicated relationship with ellipses? Same.This isn't your average grammar guide. It's part style manual, part therapy session, and part chaos-driven love letter to the tiny marks that keep our writing from collapsing into incoherent word soup. Told in diary form from the perspective of a slightly frazzled writer (okay, very frazzled), this book tackles each punctuation mark like the character it truly is-from the emotionally repressed Period to the drama-drenched Em Dash to the Interrobang that demands to know what's going on?!Whether you're a seasoned author, an anxious student, or someone who just wants to understand why a semicolon is judging you, this book is here to help. Or at least keep you laughing while you spiral.Because punctuation can't fix you.But it can absolutely make you feel like you're not alone in the sentence.
Where's my phone?
Darshani is a busy mom, human resources manager, entrepreneur, and nutritionist who's constantly juggling a million things-until she loses her phone. What starts as a simple search for a missing phone turns into a laugh-out-loud yet emotional journey of self-discovery. Between balancing family life and a demanding career, this multitasking mom realizes that sometimes losing your phone (even in the fridge) helps you and what really matters: yourself.Where's my phone? "Finding Life's Treasures in the Chaos" is a hilarious and heartwarming short story collection about a caffeine-fuelled, sleep-deprived mom immersed in the wild ride of parenting, filled with mom-brain moments, unexpected treasures, and ultimately love and laughter. Because in the chaos of motherhood, the things you truly need are rarely what you're looking for.
The Dirty Girl's Guide to Men, Handbags, & the Universe
Men are clueless. This is no surprise to women anywhere. What better way to offer some insight into the minds of women than to give up the Chick Code? Author Michelle Morgan does just that with her humorous debut filled with short stories. Morgan will whip readers into a laughing frenzy as they learn about the opposite sex, how to co-habitate, and of course - the sacred sex towel. A must-read for both men and women!
Where's my phone?
Darshani is a busy mom, human resources manager, entrepreneur, and nutritionist who's constantly juggling a million things-until she loses her phone. What starts as a simple search for a missing phone turns into a laugh-out-loud yet emotional journey of self-discovery. Between balancing family life and a demanding career, this multitasking mom realizes that sometimes losing your phone (even in the fridge) helps you and what really matters: yourself.Where's my phone? "Finding Life's Treasures in the Chaos" is a hilarious and heartwarming short story collection about a caffeine-fuelled, sleep-deprived mom immersed in the wild ride of parenting, filled with mom-brain moments, unexpected treasures, and ultimately love and laughter. Because in the chaos of motherhood, the things you truly need are rarely what you're looking for.
Primary Sources, Historical Collections
"Ph?"nixiana; or Sketches and Burlesques" is a collection of humorous writings by George Horatio Derby, writing under the pen name John Phoenix. This edition includes a foreword by T.S. Wentworth, adding historical context. The book offers a glimpse into 19th-century American humor, filled with satire and burlesque. Derby's witty observations and comical narratives provide entertaining and insightful commentary on society and culture of his time. Discover the enduring appeal of these literary sketches, showcasing the author's talent for blending wit and social critique.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
The Wit And Humour Of The Persians
Explore the rich tradition of Persian wit and humor in this delightful collection of anecdotes and stories. "The Wit And Humour Of The Persians" offers a glimpse into the cultural values, social customs, and everyday life of the Persian people through their jokes, puns, and clever retorts. Discover the timeless appeal of these humorous tales, showcasing the unique perspective and enduring spirit of Persian society. A fascinating and entertaining read for anyone interested in Middle Eastern culture and the universal language of laughter.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Corny Animal Jokes With Real Pictures
Pictures of real animals, corny jokes, and good clean humor make CORNEY ANIMAL JOKES WITH REAL PICTURES a book that helps families and friends enjoy time together reading, laughing, and learning. All animal pictures in this book were taken by the author.
Writing (For Beer Money)
"Is this a book of writing advice or a satire of books of writing advice?" 'Frankenstein "I laughed when I should have learned and I learned when I should have laughed!" 'Frankenstein's Monster"If you're sick of books written by cock-sure absolutist industry insiders promising to make you a better writer that never work as advertised (both the books and the cock-sure writers), you'll love this book promising to make you a better writer that doesn't work as advertised (its author hasn't held a job long enough to be an insider of anything)!"'Tarzan "Simply the best book of writing advice ever written!" 'Your Name Here ($50)"Who pays the $50?" 'Alright, $60"I never said 'I can't recommend this book highly enough'. I said 'I can't recommend this book'."'Ebenezer Scrooge "Simply the best book of writing advice I've ever written!" 'Sherlock Holmes"Simply a book of writing advice ever written!" 'Dracula"What is the point of this masturbatory nonsense? Can I say 'masturbatory' in a book blurb?" 'Misty B Torrie "No." 'Dorian Gray"Besides the blurbs where the publisher sleazily begs us for money (or offers to pay us money?) and the masturbation joke, the quoted are all just characters from public domain movies and books..."'Night of the Living Dead"Look, worst case scenario, this book's cheap." 'Alright, $8
