290 Bad Jokes & 75 Punderful Puns Page-A-Day(r) Calendar 2026
PACKED WITH JOKES: More than 300 puns, groaners, knock-knocks, and silly stories that are so bad, they're laugh-out-loud funny. GOOD, CLEAN FUN FOR ALL AGES: It's a family favorite! PERFECT GIFT: A giggle to share every day of the new year! Great for home, school, or the office. NOW PLASTIC-FREE!: Page-A-Day(R) Calendars are environmentally friendly! Printed on responsibly sourced paper and 100% recyclable, with sturdy cardboard backers.
365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day(r) Calendar 2026
BAFFLING GAFFES AND FANTASTIC FUMBLES: This calendar provides your daily dose of absurdly asinine articulations, including statements from truth-challenged politicians, pointless 911 calls, what not to say in court, and hilarious headlines. A HILARIOUS ROUNDUP OF FAMOUS PEOPLE: Sports stars, politicians, entertainers, names from the headlines--saying really dumb things. NOW PLASTIC-FREE!: Page-A-Day(R) Calendars are environmentally friendly! Printed on responsibly sourced paper and 100% recyclable, with sturdy cardboard backers.
Roz Chast Wall Calendar 2026
ICONIC CARTOONS: Each month features one of Roz Chast's delightfully funny (and sometimes too relatable) cartoons, like Parental Valentines in February, Beach Blanket Botticelli in July, and the Last Thanksgiving in November. GREAT GIFT: Perfect for fans of the artist, comedy enthusiasts, or anyone who needs a laugh. NOW PLASTIC-FREE!: Workman wall calendars are completely plastic-free! Now printed with an extended paper flap closed with a fully recyclable seal--no more shrink-wrap!
Nuns Having Fun Wall Calendar 2026
PURE FUN: Nostalgic, vintage-style images of nuns playing baseball, fishing, and giving haircuts! HOLY HILARITY: Punny captions by Maureen Kelly and Jeffrey Stone, coauthors of the New York Times bestselling book Growing Up Catholic, enhance the joy. GREAT GIFT: Perfect for Christmas, this calendar is a divinely funny gift for Christians of all persuasions. NOW PLASTIC-FREE!: Workman wall calendars are completely plastic-free! Now printed with an extended paper flap closed with a fully recyclable seal--no more shrink-wrap!
Bad Cat Wall Calendar 2026
OFF-KILTER KITTIES: Cats meet humor (and a bit of a dark side) in this hilarious collection of cat photos and captions packed with attitude and sass. DEVIOUS AND ADORABLE: Featured cats are so far gone they're beyond help: one cat plots to pounce on a pair of ankles, a tuna-addicted cat plays blackjack for cans, and more. Plus, Bad Cats in Show Business, What's That Smell?, and Bad Cat Early Warning Signs. HILARIOUS GIFT: Bring some levity to any cat lover's year with this fan-favorite calendar guaranteed to cause giggles. NOW PLASTIC-FREE!: Page-A-Day(R) Calendars are environmentally friendly! Printed on responsibly sourced paper and 100% recyclable, with sturdy cardboard backers.
Chonkers Wall Calendar 2026
CHUNKY AND CHARMING: Every month features a different cat a bit on the hefty side. These adorably plus-size, goofy cats are all about the life of leisure. MAJOR CATTITUDE: Each full-color photo is accompanied by a thought bubble revealing what the featured kitty just may be thinking: Tomorrow we feast. But first, we snooze.GREAT GIFT: Fans of our Bad Cat and Cats on Catnip calendars are bound to enjoy Chonkers too. Anyone who loves cats and humor will fall for these chubby kitties. NOW PLASTIC-FREE!: Workman wall calendars are completely plastic-free! Now printed with an extended paper flap closed with a fully recyclable seal--no more shrink-wrap!
Bad Cat Page-A-Day(r) Calendar 2026
OUTRAGEOUS CAT PHOTOS: Hundreds of cats are matched with funny, slightly naughty spot-on captions that showcase their bad sides. All photos are submitted by pet owners and calendar customers! LAUGH-OUT-LOUD HILARIOUS: Bad Cat Bucket Lists, Bad Cat Secrets, and Bad Cat Early Warning Signs are sure to bring a smile to any cat lover's face. NOW PLASTIC-FREE!: Page-A-Day(R) Calendars are environmentally friendly! Printed on responsibly sourced paper and 100% recyclable, with sturdy cardboard backers.
@sshole Zodiac
Everyone is one. @sshole Zodiac is a light-hearted (yet comprehensive and accurate) personality framework fueled by psychological motivations, annoying behaviors, and conduct triggers. Traditional Eastern and Western zodiacs focus on defining the characteristics that you were born with. @sshole Zodiac profiles are about how you've learned to define and navigate the world after your birth. Evidently, what makes you a particular type of @sshole is also what makes you good at what you do. Each chapter features one of the 12 personality types and includes strengths, aptitudes, tell-tale phrases, complementary activities, relationship dynamics, triggers, best love match, and ideal @sshole life journeys. Personalities are grouped by major motivational drivers like Control, Moral Enforcement, Performance, and Avoidance. If you're curious about how to live in peace with the people who irritate you the most, this is the only personality bible you'll ever need.
Tubules The Divine Mess
Heaven's most questionable angel.Hell's most sarcastic devil.And a handful of mortals who really didn't sign up for this.When a clueless angel named Derek accidentally stumbles into a mission far beyond his pay grade, he drags a mismatched group of humans into a whirlwind of broken rituals, missing devils, and questionable moral choices. From half-baked prophecies to an epic road trip that doesn't quite end in Heaven, Tubules: The Divine Mess is a chaotic tale of fate, free will, and why you probably shouldn't trust an angel in a Hello Kitty T-shirt.Dark, funny, and strangely heartwarming, this is the apocalypse as you've never seen it-equal parts silliness, absurd poetry, and a touch of divine nonsense.Note: Contains irreverent humor, mild blasphemy, and general nonsense. Not recommended for the easily offended.
The Coronation Nonsense-book In The Style Of The Old "book Of Nonsense"
The Lockhorns 2026 Laugh-A-Day Calendar
The Lockhorns2026 Laugh-a-Day Calendar parodies the daily ins, outs, and in-betweens of all kinds of couples in long-term committed partnerships through the highly relatable couple Loretta and Leroy Lockhorn. This perennial favorite comic delivers a hilarious zinger in every panel. Each daily calendar page features a full-color panel from the legendary comic The Lockhorns, which has been featured in over 25 books, with another one the way in 2025. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size: 4.606 x 4.606 Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages contain Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, quotations, and trivia Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Hilarious family-friendly daily panels from a classic comic property
The Coronation Nonsense-book In The Style Of The Old "book Of Nonsense"
Baby Blues 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
The ups, downs, and in-betweens of the MacPherson family's life as captured in the Baby Blues(R) 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar will resonate with anyone raising kids--or who's been a kid. Jerry Scott and Rick Kirkman's comic creation captures both the hilarious and the heartwarming moments that are part of being a family. This desktop calendar features a different full-color comic strip on each page. As an added bonus, the back of each page includes Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, coloring fun, and trivia. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size 5.354" x 4.488" Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages contain Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, coloring, and trivia Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Baby Blues(R) comic strips about hilarious adventures and relatable challenges of families with young kids
Sad Nuggie 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
Feel like you are becoming a "depresso espresso"? The internet's favorite stressed and depressed chicken nugget is here to help! Let the lovable, adorable, and relatable Sad Nuggie cheer you every day in this Sad Nuggie(TM) 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar. Everyone has those days where nothing seems to go right. But with the Sad Nuggie(TM) 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar, the days will brighten with the delightful and relatable Sad Nuggie there to cheer on daily. He may be stressed and depressed, but he wishes nothing but the best for his friends. If you ever need someone to talk to, Sad Nuggie will always be there. A curation of all the best Sad Nuggie comics and internet memes Features full-color, tear-off pages Day/date reference on each page Includes all major and significant holidays Recyclable easel backer for desk or tabletop display Great as a gift for any occasion Perfect for your home or office Includes moon phases
Zits 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
Having a teenager in the house just hits different. Follow the adventures of 17-year-old Jeremy Duncan, his cringey-but-well-meaning parents, and his friends in the Zits 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar as they all navigate important life issues such as cell phone etiquette, college prep, what's for dinner, and just how loud is too loud for the band to be playing. Each page of this daily calendar features a different, full-color comic strip from Jerry Scott and Jim Borgman's classic comic creation that has been entertaining fans and families for over 25 years. As an added bonus, the back of each page includes Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, coloring fun, and trivia. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size 5.354" x 4.488" Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages contain Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, coloring fun, and trivia Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances A different Zits(R) comic strip on each page
Of Birds and Words
Can you hear them calling? In Of Birds and Words forty bizarre birds in all their colorful plumage are waiting to tell you their stories. In this book, you will meet previously unknown owls, penguins, and many other fantastic birds born in the offbeat imagination of author Susan Bass Marcus. You'll find them in light-hearted poetry and fables with a nod to 19th Century illustrations of birds dressed like civilized humans offering social commentary. Of Birds and Words will introduce you to the cocoa snowcatcher, the golden irate, the artichoke bird, the crested daytripper, a bevy of repurposed terns, a fabulous Gerty bird, and more. The author is known for her fantasy novels, paranormal short stories, and a gentle humor book. This, her fifth work, plays with characters that are grouchy, aspiring, bored, mystical, magical, or just plain silly--all of them imaginary birds. Of Birds and Words includes a table of contents as well as a lexicon of invented Latin names (genus and species). Marcus drew and described each bird with idiosyncratic imagery and text. Her sympathies lie with the birds and with the hope that the reader will enjoy their antics.
Where's My Check?
Spoken Word Summaries for Wounded Warriors Here's your check! A lyrical mirror held up to power, pain, and perseverance. In this bold anthology, Carolyn Plummer Ayana delivers unflinching spoken word that gives voice to the wounded, the waiting, and the wide-awake. Her powerful rhythms and unapologetic truths explore the unchecked political forces and systemic failures that continue to erode justice, equity, and human dignity in today's America. These are not just poems-they are survival tools. Coping rhymes for those battling the weight of delayed promises and dismantled protections. They speak directly to the spirit of warriors-those bruised by bureaucracy, abandoned by leadership, or silenced by oppression. Blending biting critique with spiritual uplift, Ayana crafts each piece with the urgency of now, the wisdom of lived experience, and the fire of artistic revolution. Where's My Check? is a call to consciousness-and a check on a system long overdue for accountability.
What Would Ken Do?
The Kenaissance is here and it's time to learn all about how to be more Ken with this officially licensed cheeky guide. Who wouldn't want to be as Ken-tastic as Ken? He's learned a lot about life with the help of some friends, and he wants to share it with the world. Ken is very happy to have learned some of his best life tips from Barbie; he's accompanied her to bedazzle-studded dances, camping trips, rides in the pink convertible, and supported her throughout her glass ceiling-breaking moves that have made her the iconic sensation she is. Along the way, Ken has come into his own. This guide gives practical pointers on everything from style (who doesn't like a good disco suit) to self-care (healthy habits build confidence) and more. It reminds you that to be your best self you have to learn to take care of you and find what makes you shine--a Ken approved formula anyone can use! Barbie and Ken fans will love this full-color gorgeously styled little gift book. You won't be able to get Kenough!
The Last Lap
The Last Lap Retirement Village for Racing Whippets & "Trubulsom Porquapines" nestles in the village of Winklebutty, famed for its black truffles and stanky toe fungus outbreaks.When the Last National Winklebutty Bank threatens to foreclose on the property and send its canine residents to their doom in the factory owned by the evil Sausage Baron of Lumpy Bottom, Rocco Parmigiana, retired racing royalty Angeli Cup and her steed Destiny's Poo have only one option: limp right out of retirement.Can this unlikely duo race once more to win the most prestigious gong of them all-the Winklebutty Cup, complete with its victory stinky cheese?Standing in their way are age, incompetence, insolence, malfeasance, flatulence - and Rocco's nephew, Chad Cheerio, with his cheating cheetah Fate's Fur Art. It's the race that significantly slows a nation, and while 'there can be only one' winner, there can be as many losers as needed to fill the plot holes.Join the eccentric residents of The Last Lap as they attempt to rewrite the Winklebutty Bigbooty Museum and Burlesque Cabaret Restaurant's Big Book of Racing Records and smash through the fifth wall to face off with henchmen, henchwomen, henchshadows, and possibly even ... henchporcupines!
Uncharted Grounds
Life hasn't been normal since a mermaid resurrected Maya Rivers.Between supernatural side effects, the terrifying mermaid mafia who wants more than she's prepared to give, and a shadow demon who would raze realms to keep her safe, Maya is trying to figure out who she is-and where she truly belongs.In a world of chaotic friendship and found family, one thing's certain: Maya isn't just surviving anymore.She's ready to stand her ground.
Gleanings in Graveyards
Unearth the beauty and intrigue of mortality with "Gleanings in Graveyards: A Collection of Curious Epitaphs." This captivating anthology invites readers to explore the unique tombstone sayings and historical grave markers that have whispered stories of love, loss, and reflection for centuries. After decades of being out of print, Alpha Editions proudly presents this restored treasure, ensuring that the poignant messages of these graveyard inscriptions resonate with today s audience and future generations. This edition is not merely a reprint; it is a collector s item, a cultural artifact that celebrates the art of memorial poetry and the profound reflections on mortality that lie within cemetery poetry. Delve into a world where literary gravestones come alive, revealing unusual gravestone quotes that provoke thought and evoke emotion. Perfect for both casual readers and classic literature collectors, "Gleanings in Graveyards" offers a unique blend of history and artistry, making it a must-have for anyone intrigued by graveyard history and the mysteries of death and dying literature. Join us on this journey through the echoes of the past, and discover how these curious epitaphs continue to inspire and connect us across generations. Embrace the beauty of remembrance and let the words of the departed guide your reflections on life.
Dickheads, Wankers and Arseholes
If you haven't read a book about Dickheads, Wankers and Arseholes? Good news ... here it is. If you haven't read about the syndromes of dickheadery, wankery, and arseholery? Now you can. This book is plain-speaking, perceptive, penetrating, cheeky, and original. It is widely relevant, practical, and replete with insights and searching analysis. It is written in a distinctly Aussie voice. And ... it is written by a 'man' ... with decades of experience through a blend of Policing, Community Corrections, Social Work, teaching at university, and leadership development.
Something To Stare At
Hey, you! Yeah, you looking this book over! It's me, comedian Josh Blue. You know me from winning Last Comic Standing, or getting third place on America's Got Talent, or maybe you just saw me wobbling through the airport. If you don't know me at all, I'm the comic who puts the cerebral in cerebral palsy.Something To Stare At is my first book, and it's all about my life: From my harrowing birth and subsequent emergency flight out of Africa, to sharing a zoo cage with a silverback gorilla, to traveling the world as a Paralympian on the U.S. soccer team, my journey has been as unpredictable as my right arm. We'll also saunter through my comedy career, from its humble start to performing on the world's biggest stand-up stage, as well as my lifelong challenge of overcoming others' preconceived ideas of disabled people-for those of you who need your inspiration porn. You may think you know me, but after reading Something To Stare At you're probably going to know more than you want to. And if you're still reading this far, just buy the damn book already! "Josh always shovels his walk in a timely fashion." -Neighbor to the left"He doesn't floss properly, but still has great teeth." -Josh's dentist"Wow, only took him twenty years to finish this." -College roommate"Pretty good book for a guy who can't read." -Local librarian
The Drunkard
Step into the vivid world of "The Drunkard," a poignant exploration of alcoholism and redemption that has captivated readers since its original publication. This powerful 19th-century fiction, now republished by Alpha Editions, offers a character-driven narrative that combines humor with tragedy, delivering profound moral lessons that resonate today. Follow the journey of a man grappling with the demons of addiction, as he navigates the complexities of life, love, and societal expectations. "The Drunkard" is more than just a story it's a cultural treasure that reflects the struggles and triumphs of the human spirit. With its unique blend of social commentary and rich character development, this book invites both casual readers and classic literature collectors to experience its timeless themes. After being out of print for decades, this restored edition ensures that the heart of this literary gem beats anew for today s and future generations. It s not just a reprint; it s a collector s item, a piece of American literature that deserves a place on your bookshelf. Discover the emotional depth and historical significance of "The Drunkard," and let its lessons guide you toward understanding the complexities of life. Dive into this classic and embrace the journey of redemption.
The Fall of Man; Or, The Loves of the Gorillas; A Popular Scientific Lecture Upon the Darwinian Theory of Development by Sexual Selection
Dive into the captivating world of evolution with "The Fall of Man; Or, The Loves of the Gorillas," a groundbreaking lecture that explores the Darwinian theory of development through the lens of sexual selection. This compelling work, once out of print for decades, has been lovingly restored by Alpha Editions for today s and future generations to appreciate. In this enlightening discourse, the author delves into the intricate behaviors of gorillas, drawing parallels to human origins and the evolution of man. With a blend of scientific exploration and engaging narrative, this book invites readers to ponder the complexities of natural selection and the profound connections between species. More than just a reprint, this edition stands as a collector s item and a cultural treasure, bringing to life historical scientific discourse that remains relevant in our ongoing understanding of anthropology and evolutionary biology. Whether you are a casual reader intrigued by popular science or a classic literature collector seeking a unique addition to your library, this book offers a rich tapestry of insight and inspiration. Don t miss your chance to own a piece of literary history that bridges the past with the future. Embrace the excitement of discovery and the reverence for knowledge with "The Fall of Man," a must-have for anyone passionate about the wonders of life and the intricate dance of evolution.
Non Sequitur 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
Non Sequitur offers a unique perspective on the comedy of modern life that will have you in stitches. Award-winning cartoonist Wiley Miller truly broke the cartoon mold when he created Non Sequitur. And for over thirty years, this beloved, groundbreaking strip has been bringing laughs to millions of fans worldwide with its wry look at the absurdities of modern existence. Each daily page of this desktop calendar features a new, humorous comic from Non Sequitur. Features include: No single-use plastic 5.354" x 4.488" page size Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages contain Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, quotations, and trivia Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Features a new color comic on each daily page
The Fall of the Grand Sarrasin; Being a Chronicle of Sir Nigel de Bessin, Knight, of Things that Happed in Guernsey Island, in the Norman Seas, in and about the Year One Thousand and Fifty-Seven
Step into the captivating world of the 11th century with "The Fall of the Grand Sarrasin," a mesmerizing chronicle of Sir Nigel de Bessin, Knight, that transports readers to the shores of Guernsey Island in the Norman Seas. This thrilling tale of knightly quests, epic battles, and maritime adventures has been out of print for decades, but now, thanks to Alpha Editions, it has been meticulously restored for today s and future generations. Join Sir Nigel as he navigates a landscape rife with danger and intrigue, embodying the spirit of bravery and honor that defined a bygone era. This book not only recounts a gripping story but also serves as a vital piece of British history, offering insights into the lives and struggles of those who shaped the medieval world. Perfect for casual readers and classic literature collectors alike, this edition is more than just a reprint; it s a collector s item and a cultural treasure that celebrates the rich tapestry of historical fiction. Dive into the pages and experience the allure of Norman Seas tales, where every chapter reveals the essence of knightly valor and the challenges of an ever-changing world. Don t miss your chance to own this remarkable piece of literature that bridges the past with the present, inviting you to explore the legacy of Sir Nigel de Bessin.
Minor Mischief 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
Looking for a daily dose of humor to keep you laughing all year long? Look no further than the Minor Mischief calendar, where clever pranks meet sweary wordplay and total hilarity results. Each page of the Minor Mischief 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar features a funny picture of a good-natured prank (often an act of minor graffiti)--paired with laugh-inducing commentary by humor writer Beverly L. Jenkins that is guaranteed to leave you in stitches. Based on the popular subreddit r/MildlyVandalised, this desktop calendar is a charming blend of salty one-liners, lighthearted bathroom humor, and risqu矇 puns--perfect for anyone with a sarcastic streak, a love of sweary gags, and a penchant for mischievous practical jokes. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size: 5.354" x 4.488" Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages contain Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, quotations Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Each page features a funny photo of a public prank with an edgy, comedic, or sweary caption
Work Chronicles 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
Working full-time over several decades, it's estimated the average person will spend about 90,000 hours on the job. And what does one do with that time? The average employee spends 31 hours per month in unproductive meetings, receives 304 business emails each week, and is interrupted 56 times per day. Sound familiar? The hilarious comics in the Work Chronicles 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar just might remind you of some of the crazy and cringey things you've had endure. Each page of this daily desktop calendar features a different multi-panel comic strip with funny and relatable tales from the modern-day office, whether it's at corporate or at home. As an added bonus, the back of each page includes Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, coloring fun, and trivia. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size 5.354" x 4.488" Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages contain Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, coloring fun, and trivia Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Funny and relatable comics about work from popular webcomic @_WorkChronicles
