Doggie Language
A fully illustrated practical "instruction manual" for dog owners to help them understand dog behavior by means of characterful bespoke drawings. Dogs communicate with so much more than barks and tail wags Misreading doggie body language makes life challenging for dogs and their humans. This small but mighty book is your perfect illustrated guide to seeing and understanding the subtle visual cues and interpreting the behaviours used by your beloved pup to express how they're feeling. The more we notice and listen to what our dogs are trying to tell us, the more we can improve our relationship with our best friends, helping them to feel safe and happy. Original illustrations help you compare similar facial expressions, body language and gesturesInterpret your dog's cues and learn how your dog uses his ears, eyes, mouth, tail and posture to communicate with youSpot the signals your dog is trying to give you to tell you they're stressed or conflicted
The Bro Code
From the hit TV show How I Met Your Mother comes Barney Stinson's words of wit, wisdom, and awesomeness, The Bro Code--the New York Times bestseller (really!) with more than a million copies in print all around the world. Everyone's life is governed by an internal code of conduct. Some call it morality. Others call it religion. But Bros in the know call this Holy Grail The Bro Code. The Bro Code is a living document, much like the Constitution. Except instead of outlining a government, or the Bill of Rights, or anything even resembling laws, The Bro Code provides men with all the rules they need to know in order to become a "bro" and behave properly among other bros. Historically a spoken tradition passed from one generation to the next and dating back to the American Revolution, the official code of conduct for Bros appears here in its published form for the first time ever. By upholding the tenets of this sacred and legendary document, any dude can learn to achieve Bro-dom. Containing approximately 150 "unspoken" rules, this code of conduct for bros can range from the simple (bros before hos) to the complex (the hot-to-crazy ratio, complete with bar graphs and charts). With helpful sidebros The Bro Code will help any ordinary guy become the best bro he can be. Let ultimate bro and coauthor Barney Stinson and his book, The Bro Code share their wisdom, lest you be caught making eye contact in a devil's three-way (two dudes, duh).
The Bum of Padelford
"A misfit's guide to navigating graduate school, discovering friendships, and securing shelter-one anime binge or dorm hall disaster at a time." Legally-blind computer programmer, table-top Game Master, suspicious outsider, anime otaku, and dish-washing hermit: Josh Johnson's graduate years at the University of Washington were anything but ordinary. The Bum of Padelford is a genre-defying memoir packed with nerdy misadventures, heartfelt friendships, and spiritual reflections. Chronicling his journey from a South Texan nobody to a campus mystery, Johnson shares a refreshingly honest and often ludicrous account of a graduate-school life gone off-script. Whether weathering overnight study sessions, managing D&D campaigns, or just ensuring a cozy place to rest for the night, this memoir invites readers into a world where being the outlier is exactly what makes life worth remembering. Perfect for readers who love quirky campus stories, fandom culture, or inspirational underdog journeys, this memoir proves that real growth often comes through the most unexpected detours.
Choreplay
"This is a damn marriage manual disguised as a comedy special. A Trojan Swiffer, if you will." --Lenard "Charlamagne Tha God" McKelvey From veteran comedian, husband, and "great dad" Jordan Carlos comes a hilarious and helpful account of what it really takes, as a straight man, to keep your marriage going strong. Choreplay is a laugh-out-loud, gamified guide to recognize what you've got before you lose it all. It's about putting in the effort in small ways that yield big results, like bringing your wife her morning coffee in bed, learning the names of your children's doctors and what medicines they take, exercising, protecting your gains, doing what you want, and going the f*ck to bed! This manual is part memoir, part advice, and a lot of comedy. Most of all, it's a testament to love conquering all the petty, banal strife and turning those day-to-day moments into the very thing that saves a marriage. Guaranteed sex for life, but also self-worth. Many men give plenty, but it's wiser to give well--to our partners, our families, and ourselves. If Jordan Carlos can reach Final Boss Level of choreplay, then you, my dude, can f*ck with it too. "If I'd had this book five years ago, I'd still be married." --Sarah Cooper, award-winning comedian, actress, and author of Foolish
For the Golfer Who Has Everything Volume 2
For the Golfer Who Has Everything - Volume 2 is a warm, light-hearted celebration of the game of golf and the reasons people love to play it. More than scores or statistics, it captures the laughter, friendships, and shared moments that make every round memorable.Written with insight, humour, and genuine affection for the game, this book reflects golf as most players experience it: a way to relax, enjoy the outdoors, connect with others, and find pleasure in moments both expected and surprising. The tone is thoughtful and entertaining, recognising golf's quirks while respecting why it matters so deeply to those who play.Building on the success of the first volume, this second instalment offers a fresh collection of stories and observations that feel instantly familiar to golfers of all levels.Contents include: - True golf stories drawn from real experiences- Memorable courses and unusual holes from around the world- Unwritten rules every golfer understands- Light, observational humour and reflections- Golf myths, traditions, and shared rituals- Well-known golfers seen from a human perspective- Records, curiosities, and moments from golf history- The 19th hole, where rounds are remembered, revised, and sharedDesigned for easy, informal reading, the book can be enjoyed in short sittings or dipped into at leisure, making it well suited to the clubhouse, travel, or quiet moments at home.For the Golfer Who Has Everything - Volume 2 is an ideal gift for golfers who already own all the equipment and accessories, offering instead recognition, enjoyment, and shared laughter. Suitable for birthdays, retirements, holidays, and anyone who simply appreciates the game.Because golf is meant to be enjoyed - and shared.This book is part of the For People Who Have Everything series by Team Golfwell and Bruce Miller. Explore the rest of the series for more humor-filled gift books celebrating the passions people love most.
For the Golfer Who Has Everything Volume 2
For the Golfer Who Has Everything - Volume 2 is a warm, light-hearted celebration of the game of golf and the reasons people love to play it. More than scores or statistics, it captures the laughter, friendships, and shared moments that make every round memorable.Written with insight, humour, and genuine affection for the game, this book reflects golf as most players experience it: a way to relax, enjoy the outdoors, connect with others, and find pleasure in moments both expected and surprising. The tone is thoughtful and entertaining, recognising golf's quirks while respecting why it matters so deeply to those who play.Building on the success of the first volume, this second instalment offers a fresh collection of stories and observations that feel instantly familiar to golfers of all levels.Contents include: - True golf stories drawn from real experiences - Memorable courses and unusual holes from around the world - Unwritten rules every golfer understands - Light, observational humour and reflections - Golf myths, traditions, and shared rituals - Well-known golfers seen from a human perspective - Records, curiosities, and moments from golf history - The 19th hole, where rounds are remembered, revised, and sharedDesigned for easy, informal reading, the book can be enjoyed in short sittings or dipped into at leisure, making it well suited to the clubhouse, travel, or quiet moments at home. For the Golfer Who Has Everything - Volume 2 is an ideal gift for golfers who already own all the equipment and accessories, offering instead recognition, enjoyment, and shared laughter. Suitable for birthdays, retirements, holidays, and anyone who simply appreciates the game.Because golf is meant to be enjoyed - and shared.This title is part of the For People Who Have Everything series by Team Golfwell and Bruce Miller, a collection of humour-led gift books celebrating the passions people enjoy most
For the Golfer Who Has Everything Volume 2
For the Golfer Who Has Everything - Volume 2 is a warm, light-hearted celebration of the game of golf and the reasons people love to play it. More than scores or statistics, it captures the laughter, friendships, and shared moments that make every round memorable.Written with insight, humour, and genuine affection for the game, this book reflects golf as most players experience it: a way to relax, enjoy the outdoors, connect with others, and find pleasure in moments both expected and surprising. The tone is thoughtful and entertaining, recognising golf's quirks while respecting why it matters so deeply to those who play.Building on the success of the first volume, this second instalment offers a fresh collection of stories and observations that feel instantly familiar to golfers of all levels.Contents include: - True golf stories drawn from real experiences - Memorable courses and unusual holes from around the world - Unwritten rules every golfer understands - Light, observational humour and reflections - Golf myths, traditions, and shared rituals - Well-known golfers seen from a human perspective - Records, curiosities, and moments from golf history - The 19th hole, where rounds are remembered, revised, and sharedDesigned for easy, informal reading, the book can be enjoyed in short sittings or dipped into at leisure, making it well suited to the clubhouse, travel, or quiet moments at home. For the Golfer Who Has Everything - Volume 2 is an ideal gift for golfers who already own all the equipment and accessories, offering instead recognition, enjoyment, and shared laughter. Suitable for birthdays, retirements, holidays, and anyone who simply appreciates the game.Because golf is meant to be enjoyed - and shared.This title is part of the For People Who Have Everything series by Team Golfwell and Bruce Miller, a collection of humour-led gift books celebrating the passions people enjoy most
For the Golfer Who Has Everything Volume 2
For the Golfer Who Has Everything - Volume 2 is a warm, light-hearted celebration of the game of golf and the reasons people love to play it. More than scores or statistics, it captures the laughter, friendships, and shared moments that make every round memorable.Written with insight, humour, and genuine affection for the game, this book reflects golf as most players experience it: a way to relax, enjoy the outdoors, connect with others, and find pleasure in moments both expected and surprising. The tone is thoughtful and entertaining, recognising golf's quirks while respecting why it matters so deeply to those who play.Building on the success of the first volume, this second instalment offers a fresh collection of stories and observations that feel instantly familiar to golfers of all levels.Contents include: - True golf stories drawn from real experiences - Memorable courses and unusual holes from around the world - Unwritten rules every golfer understands - Light, observational humour and reflections - Golf myths, traditions, and shared rituals - Well-known golfers seen from a human perspective - Records, curiosities, and moments from golf history - The 19th hole, where rounds are remembered, revised, and sharedDesigned for easy, informal reading, the book can be enjoyed in short sittings or dipped into at leisure, making it well suited to the clubhouse, travel, or quiet moments at home. For the Golfer Who Has Everything - Volume 2 is an ideal gift for golfers who already own all the equipment and accessories, offering instead recognition, enjoyment, and shared laughter. Suitable for birthdays, retirements, holidays, and anyone who simply appreciates the game.Because golf is meant to be enjoyed - and shared.This title is part of the For People Who Have Everything series by Team Golfwell and Bruce Miller, a collection of humour-led gift books celebrating the passions people enjoy most
Navigating GP Land
Navigating GP Land takes readers on an unforgettable journey into the daily chaos of a British GP surgery, where humour is as essential as a stethoscope. Dr. Waseem Jerjes invites you behind the scenes to explore the lighter side of general practice, peppered with sarcastic wit and a deep understanding of what it truly means to be a GP. From the waiting room's unwritten etiquette to patients who insist their Google research holds more weight than a medical degree, this book captures the bizarre, the baffling, and the genuinely heartfelt moments that define the life of a GP. With every turn of the page, you'll meet patients with mysterious, disappearing symptoms and witness the comical consequences of "just a quick question" that unravels into a lengthy consultation. Jerjes masterfully balances humour with the very real pressures faced by GPs, weaving in tales of resilience, humanity, and the ever-present need to keep a stiff upper lip amid the unpredictability of healthcare. The anecdotes are more than just stories; they offer insight into the GP-patient relationship and the subtle art of navigating human behaviour with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Whether you're a healthcare professional, a patient, or simply someone in need of a good laugh, Navigating GP Land will leave you chuckling and nodding in recognition at the quirks of NHS life.
Zorba's Embrace
Zorba's Embrace: Love, Lies & Lemon Groves is a warm, witty, and deeply human story about belonging, community, and the glorious complications of living life the Greek way.When a half-retired Englishman and his formidable Greek wife find themselves running a taverna in a small coastal village, they imagine a quieter life built around good food, strong coffee, and the occasional argument about olive oil. What they get instead is a front-row seat to village life in all its chaotic, affectionate, and utterly irresistible splendour.Set in Telios, a place where gossip travels faster than Wi-Fi and everyone has an opinion worth sharing, Zorba's Embrace follows a cast of unforgettable characters as they navigate love, loyalty, and the invisible threads that bind a community together. There are reluctant mayors, philosophical fishermen, a terrifyingly competent cook who rules her kitchen with a wooden spoon, a goat with a talent for disruption, and a village doctor whose consulting room is a wonky table outside the taverna.As winter gives way to spring, old secrets surface, relationships are tested, and the village begins preparing for a wedding that may or may not go according to plan. Between health inspections, emotional misunderstandings, bureaucratic surprises, and well-intentioned interference from absolutely everyone, the taverna slowly becomes more than a place to eat. It becomes the beating heart of the village, where stories are shared, arguments resolved, and lives quietly reshaped.Written with warmth, gentle self-deprecation, and an affectionate eye for everyday absurdity, Zorba's Embrace celebrates slow living, shared meals, and the messy beauty of finding home in a place that refuses to behave. Funny, touching, and deeply observant, it is a love letter to Greece as it is lived, not packaged.Perfect for readers who love Greece, character-driven storytelling, and stories that make you laugh, reflect, and reach for another glass of wine, this is a book about what happens when you stop passing through and start belonging.
Fox in a Fix
From award-winning author Aniket Soman comes a workplace satire sharper than office staplers and more chaotic than a Monday morning login failure. Fox in a Fix catapults you into Junglee Log, a jungle-turned-corporate circus where job titles matter more than actual work, caffeine is the sacred life force, and performance reviews are indistinguishable from legal cross-examinations. In this ecosystem, predators chase deadlines like prey, prey chase promotions like lottery tickets, and everyone pretends to understand PowerPoint slides that look like modern art. Running the show is King Chuha Singh, a lion CEO with the roar of authority and the logic of a Wi-Fi signal during heavy rain. His leadership team? Selected entirely based on their lung capacity for flattery, not skill. Enter Chatur, the hopeful young fox with motivational quotes, and unsuspicious amounts of ambition. Standing against him is Chalu, the silky-furred Silver Fox-corporate legend, master strategist, and blazer influencer.
Tales from High Bluff
The third and final journey to High Bluff-a fictional town atop the highest bluff on the Gulf Coast-takes us straight to its heart. Twelve months. Twelve love stories. The kind that survive war, weather roosters (most certainly demon possessed), and circle back decades later to where they began. Coach Wayne Small traded a Corvette and a chili dog for fifty years with Miss Carolyn ... Bull and Miss Juanita learned what happens when a mean rooster takes on a prize Brahma bull ... Kitty and DT found their way back to fireworks over the bay ... Reverend Arbuckle's rodeo obsession that nobody saw coming ... and Stuart and James Reece's friendship that transcended Jim Crow in the scorching summer of 1956. Everything inside is sworn to be fiction, but if you've ever been lucky enough to live in South Texas, you'll spot the difference between the bull chips and clumped dirt.
The Valentine's Day Audit
Valentine's Day is widely regarded as a celebration of love.This audit found no supporting evidence.Instead, Valentine's Day operates as a high-visibility performance environment in which effort is evaluated, visibility is rewarded, and meaning is assigned retroactively-often without agreement or clarity.Inside, you'll find: - a breakdown of the unspoken performance metrics everyone uses (and why they don't work) - the most common failure scenarios, misread signals, and escalation traps - an analysis of where emotional labor quietly accumulates-and who absorbs it - a risk assessment of opting out, minimizing, or treating the day as normalThis is a work of satirical nonfiction.This book does not tell you how to celebrate Valentine's Day.It does not tell you how to fix anything.It does not issue verdicts or recommendations.What it documents is why the day generates disproportionate interpretive pressure, why outcomes often feel ambiguous, and why emotional decompression is the most common post-event response.Written with restraint, dry humor, and diagnostic precision, The Valentine's Day Audit is best read before February 15-though its findings remain accurate afterward.
From Woodstock to Wisdom
From Woodstock to Wisdom: A Boomer's Journey to 80 is a smart, funny, and refreshing field guide to aging with purpose, humor, and visibility.Written by one of the first Baby Boomers to reach 80, Vicki Thomas offers a front-row perspective on a generation redefining later life. Through short, engaging essays, she explores ageism, identity, health, work, relationships, loss, and reinvention-without nostalgia or anti-aging clich矇s.With sharp cultural observations and wry humor, Thomas tackles real-life topics like changing bodies, caregiving, technology, financial uncertainty, and becoming an influencer at 79. Each chapter blends lived experience with practical wisdom and invites readers to see elderhood as a time of voice, relevance, and contribution.This book is for Baby Boomers and Gen Xers asking, "What now?", and for anyone who refuses to fade quietly. From Woodstock to Wisdom reframes longevity not as decline, but as a bold new life stage, and delivers a compelling call to action to age visibly, purposefully, and unapologetically, encouraging readers to claim their voice, their relevance, and their next chapter.
Goodnight Sundance
Framed as a dark parody of a familiar bedtime story, Goodnight Sundance is a grown-up satirical send-off to a film festival-and a town-on the verge of goodbye. It skewers the rituals and contradictions of Sundance in Park City: the crowded Egyptian Theatre, whispered deals, influencer theatrics, exhausted volunteers, and films that drift from "art" to "content" overnight.Beneath the jokes and insider nods, the poem traces a quieter shift-how a scrappy, artist-first festival slowly became a brand, how local character blurred under global attention, and how the mountains stayed put through it all. Goodnight Sundance is less a eulogy than a knowing farewell: affectionate, skeptical, and fully aware that when the circus packs up, even the most cynical local will feel a tinge of loss.
Southwest on the A303
Arguably one of England's most cherished and notorious roads, the A303 is filled with history, wonder, and magic. Adam takes us on a journey of adventure, self discovery, and touching family bonds in this moving coming of age tale.Alex is a young man in his early twenties who has fallen into a miserable state of mind, losing his motivation and love for life. When he receives the heartbreaking news that his beloved uncle has passed away, leaving Alex with all of his belongings - including his renowned VW Campervan - he sets out to Cornwall for the funeral, rediscovering his love for life along the way.Readers feeling like they've lost the spark of life will immediately relate to Adam's tale, and find inspiration to go out and seek adventure wherever possible.Southwest on the A303 is Adam Gary's debut novella.
Ballyloo's Finest
In Ballyloo, where life moves at its own peculiar pace, and time is measured by opening and closing hours, trouble is astir at the Post Office.When Guard Ollie Berry investigates, he finds a gunman whose unnervingly cheerful smile is slightly at odds with the weapon in his hand, a flustered damsel-in-distress, and his own rapidly fading wits. With only an erratic doctor and a bewildered witness for back-up, Ollie's determined to crack the case-once he figures out where to start.Welcome to Ballyloo, where DNA stands for Do Not Ask, and the simplest investigation is guaranteed to go belly-up...
Fur & All
Fur & All is a newspaper comic strip about a teenage boy and his pets.Timmy is a hamster addicted to peanut butter. Tat is a vegetarian cat. Toby (the one human in the trio) is a teenage boy who would rather be playing video games than going to school.Timmy and Tat spend their days having fun, and search for new ways to get Toby in trouble.
If It Wasn't For People, I Might Like It Here
Have you ever daydreamed about living in a quiet cabin, interacting only with a streaming service and a coffee pot that never runs dry? Do you believe the best-laid plans are the ones that get canceled at the last minute? This book is for you.If It Wasn't For People, I Might Like It Here is a laugh-out-loud, satirical field guide to the absurdities of modern human behavior. This is a survival manual for anyone who loves humanity but wishes humans came with a mute button.With biting wit and painful accuracy, best selling author, Robert Allan Young dissects the daily chaos we all endure. But this isn't just a cynical rant. In a series of brilliant and surprisingly heartfelt "Good Message" sections, Young finds the compassion beneath the chaos. It's a hilarious, validating, and unexpectedly hopeful book that admits we're all part of the problem -but reminds us we're all in this beautiful, ridiculous mess together.If you're ready to laugh at the madness instead of screaming at it, this is the book you've been waiting for.
Busted
This book is an entertaining anthology that compiles the most absurd excuses-from the pitiful to the preposterous-crafted by criminals, politicians, and everyday people caught in sticky situations. Through a blend of humor and insight, this collection sheds light on the ridiculous lengths people go to avoid responsibility, revealing a universal pattern: poor excuses often make their practitioners laughable and unconvincing. Readers will explore the essence of excuse-making, driven by the desire to safeguard reputations and evade consequences, and uncover the underlying strategies of obfuscation and blame. This book offers a fascinating look at human behavior and the comical ways we navigate our mistakes, exposing the truth beneath the facade. It includes a compendium of excuses. -- classifies excuses, discusses their underlying strategies, and lists many examples.
Problem Child - The View From The Principal's Office
This is not a memoir, it's a sorta-was, a collection of 25 humorous short stories that date back to the days of the "unsupervised sixties." Problem Child takes you inside the hyperactive and somewhat Machiavellian mind of Robb Lightfoot, the kid who had his own special reserved seat in the principal's office. He wasn't looking for trouble, it just found him. He was president and sole member of Highland Elementary's short-lived rock-throwing club, a chewing gum connoisseur, and woodshop survivee. Robb's recollections are part truth and part tall tales. Learn why school is unlike Jeopardy! and why too much knowledge may be hazardous to your health. Some of these tales happed almost exactly as written, others are a combination of pranks, misunderstandings, and mishaps that have been combined. Still others are epic stories that have grown with each telling, and form a part of the Lightfoot's family lore. A key point in these stories is that usually, Robb is trying to do the right thing and getting it all wrong. His allies are a patient principal, a tolerant mother, and neighbors who have their own quirks. The stories cover Robb's grade school years, and include a cast of his friends. Just like in the TV Show Dragnet, the names have been changed to protect the innocent. Problem Child is dedicated to the late Principal Tom Lewis, who eventually set up an extra desk in his outer office for Robb to take his time outs, reflect, and read. Author Robb Lightfoot went on to complete his studies and enter education as a profession. He now lives, teaches, and writes in Northern California, and owes a great deal to the very patient faculty and staff at Highland Elementary in Oildale.
Just Joshin' Ya
This fun collection captures the best everyday thoughts and unconscious musings of Josh, as he grew from a precocious toddler to a witty young boy. His mom kept his wisdom and witticisms written on scraps of paper and in a journal over the years, and she has finally released them for us to enJoy. The imagination and advice include a tip to conjure up a sibling: "Doesn't your tummy tell you if you're having another baby?"; and comical observations including, "This taste like body odor smells." The cartoons are illustrated by Josh (depictions of his own words) in delightful stick figure art. This unique little book will brighten your day and be popular with people who are searching for positivity in a world drowning in gloom and doom. Let Josh fill your soul with Joy.
Mad About Men
MAD ABOUT MEN IS: - A (mostly) true, laugh-out-loud account of a successful executive single mother's search for love. - "Racy, raw, sometimes vulgar, always hilarious," according to a guy in Chapter 32 who actually read it. - An account of dating and sex from a liberated, confident, unapologetic MILF in her 40s. - A warmly relatable story, even though it sounds like a sordid, lustful tale of promiscuity (which it also is, the author admits). MAD ABOUT MEN IS NOT: - A self-help book about relationships. - About a woman who finds herself after some extreme, soul-searching, incredible journey. - A sticking-finger-in-throat sappy account of finding true love and living happily ever after. - Only for women to read. Madelyn gains a new perspective on relationships after a series of major losses (some devastating, some not so much). Root for her as she entertains each potential suitor and laugh with her (or at her) as she tries to make sense of what she wants, what men want, and what to do next. Whether or not you've ever swiped right, Match'ed, or flirted with the flight attendant, you'll relate to Madelyn's search for love and (hot) sex--not necessarily in that order. Go ahead and judge her, she won't mind.
Busted
This book is an entertaining anthology that compiles the most absurd excuses-from the pitiful to the preposterous-crafted by criminals, politicians, and everyday people caught in sticky situations. Through a blend of humor and insight, this collection sheds light on the ridiculous lengths people go to avoid responsibility, revealing a universal pattern: poor excuses often make their practitioners laughable and unconvincing. Readers will explore the essence of excuse-making, driven by the desire to safeguard reputations and evade consequences, and uncover the underlying strategies of obfuscation and blame. This book offers a fascinating look at human behavior and the comical ways we navigate our mistakes, exposing the truth beneath the facade. It includes a compendium of excuses. -- classifies excuses, discusses their underlying strategies, and lists many examples.
Conversations With My Sister
Join the Carmitchell sisters on an unexpectedly funny and fearlessly frank journey through the 78 cards in the tarot deck. Annie Carmitchell had long used her tarot decks as a tool for spiritual guidance. During one of many late-night chats with her sister, it occurred to Annie that almost every shared memory reminded her of a particular tarot card. Her father? The Emperor. Her mother? Most certainly the Queen. And though her sister might take a turn as Magician or Knight, Bobbi embodied the best qualities of the Fool, trekking through life with little but a dog, a backpack, and boundless optimism.Conversations With My Sister: A Fool's Journey Through the Tarot is both a primer on the art of tarot and an inside look at an ordinary family with a wicked sense of humor. Its 58 fun-sized chapters make it the perfect beach or bedtime read, and by the time you reach the journey's end, Annie and Bobbi will feel like your new best friends.Who knew that tarot could be this funny?
Beyond the Spotlight
As Robin Skone-Palmer approached the mansion on Rockingham Avenue one hot September afternoon, she didn't know what to expect. "Ask for Phyllis Diller," the employment agent had said. Curious as much as nervous, she studied the beautiful house. Three-and-a-half hours later, she walked away wondering if she'd just stepped into Alice's Wonderland. Plane travel, foreign countries, celebrities, and television studios became part of everyday life-from "This Is Tom Jones" in London to the Glass Festival in Elwood, Indiana. They shared raucous laughter, mind-numbing boredom, and occasionally absolute terror. The work relationship became a friendship that lasted to the day of Phyllis's death at that same Rockingham mansion in Brentwood. Join Robin beyond the spotlight, on the road with Phyllis Diller, as she recalls her days working as a personal secretary for the beloved, ground-breaking comedienne. After leaving Diller's employment, Skone-Palmer became a "Diller Dustbiter," a term Diller coined to affectionately describe her favorite former employees. The comedienne even endorsed the memoir (before she died), writing on one of those sticky notes she had used so often: "Robin Skone-Palmer has written a book-it is FABULOUS!" Diller's son Perry also endorsed the book, saying: "I laughed a lot. What a wonderful, insightful, bright observation of a another time and place. You are kind and fair. Thank you for your service to my mother."
The Trump Satyricon
Satire of current affairs, both domestic and international with particular focus on North American relations. Includes history of current regime, and particular people involved.in the policy making decisions.
Laugh-Out-Loud Wisdom -- Funny Quotes, Witty Proverbs & Hilarious Life Lessons to Brighten Your Day
Laugh-Out-Loud Wisdom is a smart, uplifting humor book that blends funny quotes, witty proverbs, relatable stories, and lighthearted life lessons into a feel-good reading experience designed to brighten any day.This isn't a joke book-and it's not a lecture. Instead, it's a thoughtfully curated collection of humor-driven wisdom that explores everyday life through laughter. With chapters covering work, relationships, family, health, patience, money, aging, and personal growth, the book offers insight without heaviness and inspiration without preaching.Each short piece is crafted to be easily read in moments-perfect for browsing, sharing, or revisiting. The humor is warm and observant, often paired with subtle truths that linger long after the smile fades. Readers will recognize themselves in the stories and find reassurance in the idea that life doesn't have to be perfect to be meaningful-or funny.Written for adults who appreciate intelligent humor with heart, Laugh-Out-Loud Wisdom appeals equally to readers seeking stress relief, perspective, or a thoughtful gift. Its accessible format and universal themes make it well-suited for gift shops, bookstores, libraries, workplace reading, and personal reflection.Ideal for fans of: Humor with substanceQuotable wisdom and modern truismsInspirational books that don't take themselves too seriouslyGiftable nonfiction for friends, family, and coworkersLaugh-Out-Loud Wisdom reminds readers that sometimes the best way to understand life is to laugh at it first-and think about it later.
Laugh-Out-Loud Wisdom -- Funny Quotes, Witty Proverbs & Hilarious Life Lessons to Brighten Your Day
Laugh-Out-Loud Wisdom is a smart, uplifting humor book that blends funny quotes, witty proverbs, relatable stories, and lighthearted life lessons into a feel-good reading experience designed to brighten any day.This isn't a joke book-and it's not a lecture. Instead, it's a thoughtfully curated collection of humor-driven wisdom that explores everyday life through laughter. With chapters covering work, relationships, family, health, patience, money, aging, and personal growth, the book offers insight without heaviness and inspiration without preaching.Each short piece is crafted to be easily read in moments-perfect for browsing, sharing, or revisiting. The humor is warm and observant, often paired with subtle truths that linger long after the smile fades. Readers will recognize themselves in the stories and find reassurance in the idea that life doesn't have to be perfect to be meaningful-or funny.Written for adults who appreciate intelligent humor with heart, Laugh-Out-Loud Wisdom appeals equally to readers seeking stress relief, perspective, or a thoughtful gift. Its accessible format and universal themes make it well-suited for gift shops, bookstores, libraries, workplace reading, and personal reflection.Ideal for fans of: Humor with substanceQuotable wisdom and modern truismsInspirational books that don't take themselves too seriouslyGiftable nonfiction for friends, family, and coworkersLaugh-Out-Loud Wisdom reminds readers that sometimes the best way to understand life is to laugh at it first-and think about it later.
Clich矇s
This comedic murder mystery is sure to have you in stitches! Join Jason as he finds himself smack dab in the center of an investigation, headed by the no-nonsense Detective Casey. Ten strangers must work together to find the killer who is still among them. The Victim: Miss Lotsariches.The Suspects: Ms. Widowmaker, Penny Plain, Dr. Graves, Mr. Mann, Connor the concierge, Ben the bellhop, Sam Adams the bartender, and Onya Back the waitress.The Weapons: Planter, Paperweight, Pen, Corkscrew, Telephone Cord.
Laugh-Out-Loud Wisdom -- Funny Quotes, Witty Proverbs & Hilarious Life Lessons to Brighten Your Day
Laugh-Out-Loud Wisdom is a smart, uplifting humor book that blends funny quotes, witty proverbs, relatable stories, and lighthearted life lessons into a feel-good reading experience designed to brighten any day.This isn't a joke book-and it's not a lecture. Instead, it's a thoughtfully curated collection of humor-driven wisdom that explores everyday life through laughter. With chapters covering work, relationships, family, health, patience, money, aging, and personal growth, the book offers insight without heaviness and inspiration without preaching.Each short piece is crafted to be easily read in moments-perfect for browsing, sharing, or revisiting. The humor is warm and observant, often paired with subtle truths that linger long after the smile fades. Readers will recognize themselves in the stories and find reassurance in the idea that life doesn't have to be perfect to be meaningful-or funny.Written for adults who appreciate intelligent humor with heart, Laugh-Out-Loud Wisdom appeals equally to readers seeking stress relief, perspective, or a thoughtful gift. Its accessible format and universal themes make it well-suited for gift shops, bookstores, libraries, workplace reading, and personal reflection.Ideal for fans of: Humor with substanceQuotable wisdom and modern truismsInspirational books that don't take themselves too seriouslyGiftable nonfiction for friends, family, and coworkersLaugh-Out-Loud Wisdom reminds readers that sometimes the best way to understand life is to laugh at it first-and think about it later.
Little Folks
This first-ever collection of "Tack" Knight's Little Folks brings you all the dailies from 1930, the first year of the strip. Close to 300 strips about the neighborhood kids and their joys, obsessions, foibles, and puppies. Knight, a long-time cartoonist and creator of a popular how-to-cartoon guide, had honed his teeth on this soret of material as the ghost artist on the popular strip Reg'lar Fellers, but here, with his own strip, he fleshes the world out more with more than token female members of the crew. So take a look and let this book carry you back to grampa's childhood, back when kids could hang out all day without an adult in sight!
The Real & Practical Benefits of Laughter
Laughter is more than a momentary mood booster-it is a powerful, evidence-based tool for improving mental, emotional, and physical health.The Real & Practical Benefits of Laughter explores the growing body of scientific research showing how laughter can reduce stress, improve sleep quality, strengthen memory, support emotional resilience, and contribute to a longer, healthier life. Drawing from psychology, neuroscience, and health research, this book explains why laughter works-and, more importantly, how to use it intentionally in everyday life.Rather than treating humor as entertainment alone, this practical guide reframes laughter as a skill that can be cultivated to support stress management, mental clarity, and overall well-being. Readers will learn how laughter influences the nervous system, lowers stress responses, and enhances positive psychological states linked to improved health outcomes.Written in an accessible, engaging style, this book bridges self-help, positive psychology, and healthy living, offering readers realistic strategies they can apply at home, at work, and in social settings. Ideal for individuals seeking natural stress-relief tools, as well as libraries and wellness collections focused on mental health, resilience, and quality of life, The Real & Practical Benefits of Laughter presents laughter as a practical, science-backed resource for living better-one smile at a time.
Learn a Lot on the Pot
A perfect gift to surprise and delight anyone!Did you know that in some tribal communities, temple monkeys steal tourists' glasses and valuables, then return them only if "bribed" with food?Have you ever wondered what it would be like to wear a Victorian-era hat with a built-in water tank designed to mist your face on the hottest days?In this book, you'll discover the answers to questions like: Why should you really think twice before grabbing your own bathroom door handle?Which absurd Victorian-era inventions would leave us wide-eyed (and maybe in stitches) today?How can tiny creatures survive in the vacuum of outer space, unbothered by radiation or zero gravity?Why do some flowers choose to smell like rotting flesh to lure in "visitors," and how does this bizarre strategy help them thrive?Can your brain be fooled so easily that changing a food's color could make it taste completely different?Are there actually tiny communities that communicate by whistling instead of speaking, perfectly understanding orders, news, and gossip over great distances?Can a single living organism, invisible to the naked eye, survive underground for millennia and become one of the planet's largest life forms?...and many more secrets and curiosities guaranteed to make you see the world through fresh eyes!Settle in, relax, and get ready to be amazed: reality is more imaginative than you ever thought possible.
Dear Santa, Letters to emailSanta.com
Dear Santa, Letters to emailSanta.com Vol. I is a joyful, heartwarming and unforgettable collection of over 1,000 Hilarious Kids' Letters to Santa from around the world to the beloved Christmas website emailSanta.com. Since 1997, tens of millions of kids have written to Santa online, sharing their dreams, fears, triumphs, questions and wonderfully honest observations. This book brings together the funniest, sweetest and most meaningful of those messages in a single Christmas treasury.Readers will discover an extraordinary range of children's voices: curious, playful, sincere, mischievous and endlessly imaginative. From comically honest requests ("I'm afraid of you. Can I just shout my wishes to you from behind the Christmas tree?") to heartfelt confessions, from wild wish lists ("Make the unicorn sneeze pink glitter") to thoughtful reflections about kindness and family ("My mom doesn't know how much I love her that's why I want her to have all my presents."), these letters capture the spirit of Christmas in its full and purest form.Inside this collection, you'll find: - Laugh-out-loud questions and unexpected kid logic - Touching reminders of generosity, hope and innocence - Silly moments that will spark joy in readers of all ages - Surprisingly profound thoughts about life and the world - One-of-a-kind wish lists that only a child could dream up - Authentic voices that show the magic of childhoodThis Treasury is Perfect for: - Families looking to share a memorable holiday read-aloud together or new Christmas tradition - Parents, grandparents and caregivers wanting a meaningful, cozy, nostalgic gift - Teachers, librarians, school counselors and community groups looking to embrace the Christmas spirit - Giving as a unique gift in Secret Santa exchanges, stocking stuffers, gift baskets and workplace celebrations - Christmas enthusiasts, collectors and anyone who loves heartfelt, feel-good holiday booksThis volume celebrates nearly three decades of children writing to Santa online. Over that time, emailSanta.com has received tens of millions of messages from over 180 countries, becoming one of the most trusted and beloved Christmas websites in the world. The website and letters have been featured by major media including the New York Times, BBC, CBC, CTV, Global News, CNN, Reader's Digest and countless other national and regional newspapers, radio stations, television broadcasts, websites and online bulletin boards for example. The website continues to be a cherished part of family traditions, school activities and community programs every year.Dear Santa, Letters to emailSanta.com Vol. I captures the magic of those letters and preserves them in a beautifully curated keepsake. It is a book designed to be picked up year after year, shared with children, passed down through generations and enjoyed throughout the holiday season."A beautiful, wonderfully designed book. Our granddaughters spent the weekend reading it aloud at the table to us. So many laughs and so much sweetness."- Alice F., an early readerWhether you're looking for a heartwarming reminder of the joy and innocence of childhood, a festive book that brings people together or a unique, laughter-filled Christmas gift, this collection offers stories and sentiments that stay with you long after the decorations come down.A timeless celebration of Christmas spirit and a perfect addition to any holiday bookshelf.
JEST FOR YOU - JUST FOR FUN Volume II of the
Author Larson brings us Volume Two of his, Marbled Wry Series, which gently teases the Americanized English Language. Never before seen innovative chapters, such as; BreakAPart words and, how some of the Lower 48 States may have human personalities, will make you think twice about traditional geography and history. His subtle humor throughout the book may catch you off guard. He continues his quest to show how our own language violates its own rules. Stand by for his list of correctly spelled English words that he found in our print media, just in a sample period of twelve months, including; sports, entertainment, and comic sections! Of course, there is a spelling test using over 200 words. Finally, you will enjoy his thought provoking observations and questions.
The Old Bachelor A Comedy
The old bachelor: A comedy is a Restoration-era play that explores love, deception, and the intricacies of romantic relationships through witty dialogue and social satire. The narrative follows a bachelor who outwardly pretends to disdain women while secretly nurturing affection for a young woman, alongside other characters entangled in love and courtship. Early scenes introduce playful banter and ironic exchanges, highlighting the tensions between appearance and intention, desire and societal expectation. Through the interactions of suitors and lovers, the play examines the follies, pretensions, and vulnerabilities inherent in human relationships, balancing humor with commentary on social manners. Congreve's sharp characterization and clever plotting illuminate both individual behavior and broader societal norms, portraying the complexities of courtship, honor, and personal ambition. The comedy blends amusement with reflection, using exaggerated situations and verbal wit to expose human vanity, romantic obsession, and the unpredictable consequences of desire. The old bachelor remains a classic example of Restoration comedy, showcasing the interplay of humor, moral insight, and social observation.
Turns About Town
Turns about town offers a collection of essays that humorously and reflectively explore urban life, focusing on the peculiarities and rhythms of city living. The essays center on themes such as hotel life and social engagements, portraying the diverse characters and everyday absurdities found within bustling cities like New York. The book begins with an appreciation for the rituals and atmosphere of hotel stays, capturing both the quirks of guests and the often-comedic interactions with service staff. Throughout, the author uses light observational humor to reveal the nuances of modern urban experiences, blending realism with an impressionistic touch. The essays skillfully highlight the contrasts between public and private life, social expectations, and the transient nature of city dwellers. Underlying the witty surface is a thoughtful reflection on the human condition amidst the chaos and charm of metropolitan environments. The collection paints a vivid picture of how everyday moments in city settings shape individual and collective identities, making it both entertaining and insightful.
The Autobiography Of A Quack And The Case Of George Dedlow
The autobiography of a quack and the case of George Dedlow presents a sharp and humorous perspective on human folly through the recollections of a deceitful individual reflecting on a life shaped by self-interest and moral failure. Set within the framework of a hospital confession, the narrative traces the rise and downfall of a man who once aspired to practice medicine but instead succumbed to questionable motives and unethical dealings. His story unfolds with moments of irony and satire, exposing the clash between greed and integrity within society and the medical profession. Through his experiences of failed ambitions, dishonest ventures, and misguided choices, the narrative highlights the tension between outward respectability and inward corruption. The tone alternates between humor and remorse as the protagonist recognizes the consequences of his deception. Beneath its comic surface lies a critique of opportunism and the human capacity for self-delusion, turning a personal tale of failure into a broader moral reflection on ambition, integrity, and redemption.
Ponkapog Papers
Ponkapog papers is a collection of essays and reflections offering a thoughtful and often humorous look at literature, society, and the human condition. The work captures a wide range of observations, blending critique with wit and a distinctive voice that challenges conventional perspectives. Early entries reveal the author's sharp insight into human behavior and the quirks of literary figures, creating an engaging mix of humor and contemplation. The essays explore themes such as creativity, storytelling, and the complexities of everyday life, weaving these ideas into a tapestry of social and historical reflections. The tone remains unpretentious yet rich with character, inviting readers into a world where the ordinary becomes meaningful through careful observation. This collection highlights the subtle beauty and contradictions of existence, encouraging readers to consider the nuances behind common experiences. With its blend of charm and intellectual depth, the work stands as an enduring meditation on the art of writing and the intricacies of the world around us.
The Double-Dealer A Comedy
The double-dealer: A comedy is a play that examines deception, love, and social folly through a web of intrigue and duplicity. The narrative centers on a young man navigating romantic entanglements and familial complications, including the inappropriate passions and manipulations of his aunt, alongside the schemes of a cunning antagonist who pretends friendship while plotting against him. Early scenes establish the tension between trust and betrayal, highlighting the contrast between appearance and reality in social interactions. Witty dialogue and clever exchanges reveal character motives, setting the stage for misunderstandings, reversals, and comic resolutions. The play explores how ambition, desire, and duplicity can disrupt personal relationships, while also celebrating cleverness, wit, and the triumph of honesty and integrity. Through intricate plotting and nuanced characterization, it presents a humorous yet insightful portrayal of human behavior and social dynamics. Congreve's work blends satire, comedy of manners, and moral reflection, offering both entertainment and a critique of social pretension, manipulation, and the complexities of navigating interpersonal loyalties.
Hermione And Her Little Group Of Serious Thinkers
Hermione and her little group of serious thinkers presents a lively satire on those who mistake fashionable thought for genuine wisdom. The story centers on a woman surrounded by a circle of admirers and peers intent on appearing intellectually profound while discussing ideas that often border on the ridiculous. Their conversations blend deep-sounding theories with trivial social obsessions, revealing a world that confuses cleverness with understanding. Within her gatherings, philosophical notions, artistic trends, and modern fads intertwine, creating a portrait of social pretension and self-deception. The book humorously exposes the yearning for sophistication amid emptiness and highlights the fragility of intellectual vanity. Beneath the wit, a subtle melancholy emerges, suggesting a sincere human desire to find significance and truth in an age of confusion. Through its gentle mockery and sharp observation, the work critiques modern culture's shallow pursuit of enlightenment while revealing the conflict between authenticity and performance in the human quest for meaning.
Philosophy 4 A Story Of Harvard University
Philosophy 4: A story of Harvard University delivers a satirical glimpse into college life, centered on a group of young students facing an intimidating philosophy examination. The narrative humorously depicts their resourceful attempts to master challenging material by seeking the help of a peer tutor. Throughout the story, playful exchanges and intellectual banter underscore the tension between youthful carelessness and the complexity of philosophical study. The protagonists' journey is marked by misunderstandings, comic moments, and unexpected insights, illustrating the unpredictability of both academic achievement and philosophical understanding. As ideas are debated and confusions abound, the narrative highlights themes such as the clash of rigorous thought and light hearted approach, revealing how humor can illuminate difficult concepts. In a turn of events, the students achieve surprising success on their final exam despite initial unpreparedness, subverting expectations about merit and learning. The story ultimately explores how personal growth can emerge from unlikely circumstances and the role humor plays in overcoming academic obstacles.
The Bickerstaff-Partridge Papers
The bickerstaff-partridge papers stands as a sharp and witty satire that dismantles the pretenses of astrology and the credulous fascination with prophetic almanacs. Through a clever narrative framed as mock predictions, the work exposes the absurdity of those who claim authority over fate and celestial knowledge. Adopting the guise of an astrologer, the narrator uses humor and irony to critique the public's eagerness to accept superstition as truth. The central episode involves the comic misadventure of an almanac-maker whose alleged death, falsely predicted, becomes the focus of both ridicule and public curiosity. As letters, responses, and mock obituaries unfold, the satire evolves into a broader commentary on gullibility, vanity, and the art of deception. The lively exchanges demonstrate how wit and reason can puncture false pretensions with elegance and force. Beyond its humor, the work reflects a deeper concern with rational thought and social awareness, showcasing an enduring critique of human folly disguised in the form of playful literary mockery.
