How to Be a Saint
Part history lesson. Part sacrilege. An entirely good time.Think you have what it takes to be a saint? Lucky for you, thousands of souls have paved the way to heaven--creating a clear formula for getting the job done while also leaving a rich, disturbing history behind them. And in just five easy-ish steps, you can learn how to secure your own halo!But even if the whole "dying and becoming a saint" thing doesn't appeal to you, the bizarrely bureaucratic process of canonization is still guaranteed to delight and entertain. How to Be Saint is a compulsively readable and endlessly entertaining ride through Catholicism for anyone who enjoys their history with a side of comedy. From flying friars to severed heads, this book explores the wild lives (and deaths) of saints and pulls the curtain back on the oddest quirks of religious doctrine.Whether you're a lifelong Catholic or a weird-history enthusiast, How to Be a Saint is your ultimate guide to understanding the hilarious, fascinating, and shockingly true history of sainthood.
Badass Affirmations 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
Let the fierce and fearless voices of women who have broken barriers and made history inspire you to unprecedented levels of badassery this year! "The braver I am, the luckier I get." --Glennon Doyle, author and activist "We are all of us stars, and we deserve to twinkle." --Marilyn Monroe, actress, model, and icon Say hello to the ultimate roster of icons, innovators, rebels, and superstars with this daily calendar featuring a powerful lineup of inspiring women. Based on Becca Anderson's bestselling book by the same name, each page of the Badass Affirmations 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar features funny, incisive, and heartfelt quotations by a notable sorority of female legends--paired with themed affirmations such as "I am here for a reason," and, "My mind and heart guide me." Embrace the wit and wisdom of powerful female luminaries, and usher in a year of badass trailblazing. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size: 4.606" x 4.606" Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Features over 300 iconic women dispensing funny, profound, and inspiring badassery
Punk History 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
If you hate emails, love ignoring relationship red flags, and have a soft spot for classical art, the Punk History 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar is for you. Pairing beautiful art with meme-worthy captions, this gives the perfect edge to every day. The Punk History 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar is your daily fix of classical art with a modern, sarcastic twist. With art from the Renaissance to Impressionism, and meme-worthy captions about everything from relationship problems to annoying work emails, this calendar is perfect for those who appreciate a mix of high culture and relatable humor. Features include: Page size: 5.354" x 4.488" No single-use plastic Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Each page features witty and sarcastic captions paired with vibrant classical art
Punk History 2026 Wall Calendar
If you would describe yourself as cultured, hilarious, sensitive, mildly-misanthropic, witty, and incredibly humble, the Punk History 2026 Wall Calendar might be for you. Vivid works of art and meme-able captions come together in this brilliant, beautiful package. The Punk History 2026 Wall Calendar juxtaposes vibrant works of art with witty, on-the-nose observations about the highs and lows of modern society. With meme-worthy captions about everything from the joys of office gossip to the pitfalls of dating, this calendar adds a touch of culture and levity to any space. Features include: 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open) Fold-around cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink Planning spread for September-December 2025 Spans January-December 2026 Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Time Each monthly spread features witty and sarcastic captions paired with vibrant classical art
Humour in Iran
Satire, irony and humour have long been features of Persian literature's rich tradition, taking various forms from the coarse and obscene to the subtle and refined. Humour in Iran is a close and comprehensive study of satire and humour - in verse as well as prose - over the eleven-hundred years since the emergence of classical Persian literature. Combining Persian original texts with their English translations, it covers a range of texts and authors, from the lampoon in Ferdowsi's great epic of the ancient kings in the tenth century, through such master satirists as Obeyd Zakani, Sa'di, Rumi, Khayyam, Hafiz, Anvari, Sana'i, Khaqani, Suzani, Qa'ani, Yaghma, and so on. The book also includes twentieth century authors such as Iraj, Dehkhoda, Bahar, Eshqi, Aref, Hedayat, Jamalzadeh, Al-e Ahmad and more. A must read for scholars and students of humour and satire as well as Persian literature and Middle Eastern studies, and it will also appeal to general readers interested in ribald humour and satire.
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Barbie: Live Life to the Cutest
This giftable hardcover book features a never-before-seen art style as well as playful, hand-drawn typographic aphorisms. Barbie has truly done it ALL in her six decades of being the world's most recognizable icon and this book shares that wisdom. Barbie has been a style icon for 65 years and now she has her cutest look yet! This charming hardcover book features adorable interpretations of Barbie's most memorable looks including her 1959 black-and-white bathing suit to her Astronaut outfit; and each one is paired with stunning hand-drawn typography that offers a nugget of funny or heartfelt wisdom. This book is an ideal gift to celebrate life's milestones--big or little--or to give someone who needs a playful pick-me-up.
The Sayings of Mrs. Solomon; Being the Confessions of the Seven Hundredth Wife as Revealed to Helen Rowland
The Sayings of Mrs. Solomon; Being the Confessions of the Seven Hundredth Wife as Revealed to Helen Rowland
The Little Book of Oasis Insults
A no-holds-barred journey into the wit, comebacks, and glorious profanity of Noel and Liam Gallagher - the frontmen of Oasis, one of Britain's most outspoken bands. Welcome to The Little Book of Oasis Insults, now kindly piss off. Or stay - if you've got the backbone to handle some of the most savage, side-splitting, and downright brutal takedowns ever unleashed by Noel and Liam Gallagher. This is your one-stop shop for the funniest, most outrageous insults ever fired. Whether it's roasting pop royalty like Adele ('music for f*cking grannies'), Prince Harry ('asshole'), their old mate Gary Neville ('he looks like an estate agent'), or anyone else who dared cross the Gallagher firing line, this book captures the brothers at their sharpest - taking no prisoners and offering zero apologies. It's part wit, part war, and 100% Oasis. With more insults than Liam's had parkas, and packed with hilarious illustrations, this is the perfect gift for Oasis fans, insult enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates the art of a perfectly delivered burn. So, crack it open, have a laugh, and then get out of here, you muppet!
Love’s Bliss And Sorrow, Extracted From The English And Scottish ’agony Columns’, By J.t.l
Love’s Bliss And Sorrow, Extracted From The English And Scottish ’agony Columns’, By J.t.l
Weratedogs 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
The dogs are good again in 2026! Paws-itively delightful, this calendar showcases daily dog photos paired with funny captions from Matt Nelson, the internet's king of dog humor. The pups are rated on a competitive 10-point scale, and because all the good boys and good girls are better than perfect, everybody earns a rating of greater than 10/10! Features include: No single-use plastic Page size 5.354 x 4.488 inch Box size 5.906 x 1.339 x 5 inch Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Family-friendly dog photos paired with heartwarming, humor-filled captions
