They called me God
A comical story of a man called God who stranded five million years ago on our Earth. His life became an endless task of tweaking the genomes of great apes to create a race in his image. Exhausted in our Stone-Age, using cryo-sleep to refresh, he overslept and woke up recently in Wiltshire England to a new world. An epic tale told in 30000 words and 600 images.5-star review by author Jamie Michele.They Called Me God is a book that I went into having no idea what it would be and walked away with a massive smile on my face.The classic comic book style is a brilliant format. The artwork is bold, and the way Simonar creates an entire arc and storyline in this media style is a testament to his immense skill as a writer and, more importantly, a true creative. There is intelligent wit and satire, but there is also a real, fundamental basis of influence and survival, and the collision of old knowledge, new customs, and tolerance for both. God is, as one would expect, subject to exploitation, even indirectly. The highlight for me is the invocation of Emma Stone. Overall, this is an original and thoughtful work of art that absolutely promises readers a distinctive reading and visual experience, and I would give it a whole bucket of stars if I could. Very highly recommended.
The Impawsibly Good Book of Cat Jokes
A purrfectly compiled book of cat jokes featuring the absolute best of the worst groan-worthy feline funnies, with adorable illustrations littered throughout. This book isn't kitten around! From the author of the bestselling Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes, this collection of 165 hissterical jokes will provide endless silliness and just-one-more amewsment for any cat lover. Whether you simply need a laugh or want to fill an awkward pawse in conversation, turn the pages of The Impawsibly Good Book of Cat Jokes to find shareable puns and one-liners surrounded by bright, playful artwork that captures just the right cattitude. When it comes to feline-themed fun, this catpendium of comedy has got it all, fur real. A PAWSOME GIFT FOR CAT LOVERS: Whether you love cats or are looking for a present for someone who does, this book is perfect for anyone who just can't get enough of their feline friends. 100+ JOKES: This joke book is jam-packed with painfully punny entries, including such gems as: What party game do kittens love to play? Mewsical chairs. Have you heard about the cat who had his membership revoked? He had forgotten to pay his annual fleas. Why did the cat wear a tuxedo? He was feline fancy! DAD JOKES WITH A TWIST: No matter how cringe-worthy they are, dad jokes will always have a special place in the joke arsenal. Classic dad joke meets crazy cat lady: these jokes are the purrfect blend! Perfect for: Cat people of all ages Gift-giving for cat-loving family and friends Humor enthusiasts and anyone who loves puns and dumb joke books Fans of I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats, Oh. It's You.: Love Poems by Cats, and The Essential Compendium of Dad Jokes
The Little Book of Man United Legends
Dive into the rich history and legendary moments of Manchester United FC, a treasure trove of quotes and facts celebrating the iconic players and managers who have graced Old Trafford. One of the oldest and most popular football clubs in the world, Manchester United has been enormously successful, with beloved figures that have contributed to the club's success both on and off the pitch. This tiny tome is packed with the legends of Old Trafford, from Bobby Charlton to Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes to Bill Foulkes, Wayne Rooney to David De Gea and so many more unforgettable names. Packed with quotes from the men themselves and their fans, plus trivia and facts, this captivating collection is a must-have for die-hard fans and anyone who admires the passion, skill, and dedication of the Red Devils, one of the world's greatest football clubs.
The Little Book of Liverpool Legends
One of the oldest and most popular football clubs in the world, Liverpool FC has been enormously successful. Throughout its long and glittery life, Liverpool has also signed some of the biggest talents (and personalities) in the world. Filled with motivational musings and intriguing tidbits about the club's historic victories and record-breaking achievements, dive into the icons that have defined Liverpool FC's legacy, along with their contributions to the club's success and the lasting impact they've made on and off the pitch. This tiny tome is packed with the legends of Anfield, from Kenny Dalglish to Steven Gerrard, Ian Rush to Virgil van Dijk and Graeme Souness to Mo Salah. A treasure trove of quotes from the men themselves and their fans, plus trivia and facts, this is the ultimate celebration of the Reds, each word capturing the essence of what it means to be part of the Liverpool family, and above all, ensuring that you're never walking alone.
The Little Book of Arsenal Legends
Step into the rich history and legendary moments of one of the oldest and most popular football clubs in the world, Arsenal FC. This captivating collection of quotes and facts is a celebration of the iconic players and managers who have graced Highbury and the Emirates Stadium. Relive the wisdom, philosophical musings and reflections on brilliance and perseverance that have shaped the triumphs and unforgettable moments that have cemented the club's place in football history. This tiny tome is packed with the legends of the Emirates, from Thierry Henry to Tony Adams, Liam Brady to Dennis Bergkamp, David Seaman to Ian Wright and so many more Packed with quotes from the men themselves and their fans, plus trivia and facts, this is the ultimate celebration of the Gunners.
Conversations With Dog
Conversations With DogCan dogs really sense ghosts, or are they just taking the piss? What is it about the 'W' word (walkies) that makes dogs go absolutely apeshit? Are there any canine attributes that would count as transferrable skills if a dog applied for a job? These, and other issues you never really gave a crap about, are addressed in this blatant cash-grab masquerading as a sequel to the mildly-popular Conversations With My Cat, as Chuck McKenzie discusses the complexities of life and leashes with the dog down the road. 'By equal measures utterly hilarious and terribly sad, ' is how the teller describes Chuck's bank balance, so please buy this book.A loose sequel to the bestselling Conversations With My Cat (Daft Notions, 2023), Conversations With Dog will give you all the insights into the lives and thoughts of our shaggy canine friends that you never really wanted to know about.
Pusheen 2026 Mini Wall Calendar
Sweet, petite, and ready for a treat! Pusheen the Cat makes the year more fun at any size. Perfectly sized for lockers, bulletin boards, or any small space, the Pusheen 2026 Mini Wall Calendar brings cozy charm, color, and fun anywhere you need it. Features include: 7" x 7" (7" x 14" open)--a great size for small spaces Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Planning spread for September-December 2025 Spans January-December 2026 Grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders Official major U.S. and Canadian holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Time Thirteen colorful comics and pieces of art starring the internet's most famous cat, Pusheen
Pretty Good Science Jokes
Does the rotation of the Earth really make your day? Do you like to hear chemistry puns, periodically? Do you distrust atoms because they make up everything? Then this illustrated collection of hundreds of witty science jokes, puns, and silly fact-based zingers will brighten many cycles around the sun. Science is great because it helps us understand the world around us through systematic and methodical experimentation, observation, and the testing of theories and weighing of evidence. Pretty Good Science Jokes proves incontrovertibly that it's also hilarious. What kind of dog do chemists prefer? Laboratory retrievers. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? The food was out of this world, but there was no atmosphere. What do plants eat between meals? Light snacks. Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays? They can wear their genes to work. Gathering the best, most irresistibly corny, and slyly funny jokes from the fields of chemistry, biology, technology, physics, geology, astronomy, math, zoology, and more, this giftable hardcover collection sneaks scientific fact and insights into the basis of each humorous quip, making it a rewarding celebration for science lovers and a welcome invitation for the scientifically curious. FOR STEM STUDENTS AND EDUCATORS: A fun and accessible way to introduce and reinforce scientific concepts through humor. CORNY HUMOR, CLASSY PACKAGE: Okay, maybe chemistry jokes are like CObalt RadoN and Yttrium: CoRnY. But this nicely designed hardcover book is both humor-packed and highly giftable. HUNDREDS OF JOKES! DOZENS OF ILLUSTRATIONS!: This delightful collection of 200+ jokes and puns is enhanced by funny color illustrations throughout by noted humor illustrator Johnny Sampson. Perfect for: Fans of dad jokes, puns, knock-knocks, riddles, and one-liners Kids, teens, and adults interested in science Educators, teachers, professors, librarians, and students looking for a fun and accessible way to explore scientific ideas and STEM curriculum Anyone working in a scientific field
26 Days of Chrisismas - A Hilariously Twisted Ride Through Holidays and Headlines
Say What? Over 300 Common & Not-So-Common Phrases That Make No Sense (Until Now) Softcover Book
Little Book of Unusual Knowledge: Wild & Wacky Facts for All Ages Softcover Book
Weird & Wacky Usa: Over 300 Random, Quirky Facts from All 50 States
Fun Facts for Curious Kids: From Dinosaurs to Donuts: 300 Fun Facts for Kids Who Ask Why Softcover Book
The Book of Answers According to Taylor
The Book of Answers According to Taylor invites us to uncover Taylor Swift's wisdom and model it in our own lives. When there are hard decisions to be made or you need some positivite words, tap into the power of this magical woman to find the answers you have been searching for. It's simple: Press play on your favorite Taylor Swift song. Breathe deeply for three counts as Taylor begins to sing, holding the closed book next to your heart. Allow Taylor's voice to enter your mind and focus on your question. See the question in your mind's eye or say or sing it aloud. Run a finger along all the page edges and when you feel called, stop and open the book in that place. This is Taylor's answer to you. Trust in Taylor to empower you on life's journey.
Is Sex Necessary?
A sparkling literary spoof first published in 1929, Is Sex Necessary? is a sly, subversive response to the surge of earnest psychoanalytic sex manuals that flooded the American market in the Jazz Age. With mock-scholarly flair and deadpan absurdity, James Thurber and E. B. White dismantle the anxieties, theories, and taboos of modern romance-one ridiculous diagram at a time.This comedic collaboration marked the literary debut of both men, launching Thurber's career as America's master of neurotic whimsy and showcasing White's quiet genius for prose. Accompanied by Thurber's charmingly awkward line drawings, the book is a pitch-perfect send-up of both high-minded intellectualism and the fraught terrain of love and sex.Wickedly smart and delightfully inappropriate, Is Sex Necessary? remains one of the great comic gems of American letters-an irreverent tonic for the overly serious and an affectionate jab at our deepest, silliest questions.
The Boy with a Snake in His Schoolbag
A Fascinating and Funny Coming-of-Age Story Set in the Philippines. This humorous coming-of-age memoir takes readers on a journey from kindergarten through college and beyond, capturing the experiences of a young teacher. Set in Manila, it explores universal themes of friendship, love, school life, academic struggles, and personal triumphs. A National Bestseller in the Philippines, the book includes lively illustrations by award-winning cartoonist Freely Abrigo, a concept artist for Warner Brothers. Through candid, warm, and humorous essays, Bob Ong recounts his upbringing in Marcos-era Manila of the 1980s, blending satire and nostalgia with everyday experiences such as: Fighting for a seat in a crowded classroomEnjoying Nutribuns (UNICEF's nutrient-enriched bread for developing countries)Discovering a 20-inch rubber snake in your schoolbagParticipating in a disastrous school production of Star WarsStruggling to adapt to university lifeGaining new insights as a teacherWhether you're reminiscing about schooldays in the Philippines or simply looking for an entertaining memoir set against the backdrop of a vibrant Asian city, this book offers humor, heart, and insight.
Dad's Joke Arsenal
����]♂️ So bad they're good... and so good, they're legendary! Whether you're a proud pun-slinger, an eye-rolling teen, or someone in desperate need of the perfect party icebreaker, this book is packed with side-splitting dad jokes that will make you groan, giggle, and grin. Inside this all-ages collection: ✅ 900+ cringe-worthy classics and never-heard-before zingers✅ Family-friendly humor great for road trips, dinner tables, or awkward silences✅ One-liners, puns, knock-knocks, and so-bad-it's-good wordplay ����]���� Perfect for dads, uncles, pun-lovers, and anyone who's not afraid of a little embarrassment in the name of comedy. ���� Makes a hilarious gift for Father's Day, birthdays, holidays, or just because. ���� Get your copy now and become the punniest person in the room!
Moving In Together?
When your kids grow up and go off on their own, all you can do is hope and pray for the best. You ask yourself, Did I do my best raising them?Did I teach them all they need to know about life?Did I teach them to be compassionate and sympathetic to others?Did I teach them about working hard and striving to have the best life?Will they be financially stable?Then, you start to wonder..."Are they going to clean up after themselves? Are they going to live like filthy animals? Do they realize it was me cleaning their toilets all these years and the toilet doesn't clean itself?"With humor, heart, and real-life reflections, Moving In Together? is filled with advice for couples navigating life under one roof. Whether you're newly cohabiting or trying to make love and laundry coexist, this lighthearted guide is a fun, thoughtful gift for young adults and parents alike.
Secret Life of Squirrels Mini Wall Calendar 2026
IT'S A SQUIRREL'S WORLD: Each month features a precious photo of real squirrels building sandcastles, picking pumpkins, and getting up to more fun with these amazing (not photoshopped!) photos from Nancy Rose. SMALL SIZE, BIG CUTENESS!: The mini 7" x 7" wall calendar format packs a lot of cute into a small size, perfect for cubicles, lockers, and other small spaces. GREAT GIFT: This squirrelly celebration is perfect for wildlife lovers of all ages. The whole family will love the delightful monthly scenes. NOW PLASTIC-FREE!: Workman wall calendars are completely plastic-free! Now printed with an extended paper flap closed with a fully recyclable seal--no more shrink-wrap!
Tiny Hippo, Big World Mini Calendar 2026
INTERNATIONALLY ADORABLE: This Tiny Hippo's cuteness transcends borders. From Thailand to Italy to Egypt, follow this adorable baby pygmy hippo as she travels the world. GREAT GIFT: This mini calendar is perfect for travelers and Moo Deng fans. The 7" x 7" mini size is perfect for cubicles, lockers, and other small spaces! NOW PLASTIC-FREE!: Workman wall calendars are completely plastic-free! Now printed with an extended paper flap closed with a fully recyclable seal--no more shrink-wrap!
Football Jokes
In Football Jokes, Tom Rock has put together a list of the funniest, most humorous, side-stitching, belly busting, and toe-tickling list of comedic prose to keep you laughing throughout anything this amazing game can throw at you. From concise one-liners to fuller-length quips, Rock takes you from the sideline to the endzone and beyond. Some of the hundreds of jokes include: What is a football player's favorite dessert? Any given sundae. Some of the very best football players are actually two-sport athletes. They are the Pro Bowlers. Why was the centipede banned from the football team? It took too long to tape his ankles. Where do NFL teams get their uniforms each year? New Jersey. Why didn't Cinderella get any better at football? Because her coach was a pumpkin. Why don't NFL players wear eyeglasses? Because football is a contact sport. What's a football player's favorite part of a joke? The punt-line. And many more! The perfect gift for football gurus everywhere!
