My Diecast Life
When longtime indie-publisher and SLG Publishing founder Dan Vado found a carrier full of his childhood diecast cars while cleaning out his late mother's attic, the first thing he did was play with them. He didn't lay out track, although he could have, he rolled them around a table and he found himself reminiscing about the times spent playing with these cars and the story each one had. What began as a few nostalgic eBay listings turned into a memoir about growing up Italian-American in late-1960s San Jose. In My Diecast Life, Vado spins a series of warm, funny, and vividly detailed stories-each tied to a toy car-that chart the collisions between family, friendship, and the first sparks of imagination. From Sunday living-room races on bright-orange track to learning English at home one mis-translated soap opera at a time, Vado re-creates the sights, sounds, and smells of suburban California childhood with humor and heart.
Mom's Dad Jokes
Everyone loves a good "#1 Dad," but why should dads have all the fun? This book proves the exception to the rule! It's packed with dad joke humor created by Brett Belle. Yes, she's a mom, and yes, she'll make you laugh until you cry. Here are a few regrettable, dad-approved samples for your amusement: - Most people don't realize Argentina's so cold... it's bordering on Chile- A dragon would never explode. A dino might.- This just in: The toilet at the police station has been stolen... as it stands, the police have nothing to go on.- What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.- My husband just called to tell me he saw a fox on the way to work. I wonder how he knew it was on its way to work.- What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.- My sister was giving me a pep talk the other day. She said, "You know, things could always be worse. You could be stuck in a hole filled with water." I know she means well.- When I read horror books in Braille, I'm pretty sure I know when something bad is about to happen... I can feel it.- Just when you think food couldn't possibly call you on the phone... Bam! Onion rings.- My boss said he was going to fire the employee with the worst posture... I have a hunch it might be me In this joke book, you'll find over 300 lines like these--original gut-busters and classic groaners--plus QR codes that link to Brett's funny social media accounts.
The Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Driving
Steer clear of car trouble with this funny pocket-sized gift book from the best-selling Worst-Case Scenario(R) series. Getting into a car is the most dangerous thing most of us do every day. Learn expert advice for handling scary scenarios behind the wheel: How to drive down a flight of stairsHow to pee in the car while stuck in trafficHow to bail out of a car at high speeds . . . and more survival strategies that fit in your glove compartment.
The End of My Life Is Killing Me
A book of small rescues against despair. In this deftly comedic and deeply contemplative memoir, the New York Times bestselling author faces life's biggest curveball only to find resilience in the most unlikely places. After Annabelle Gurwitch received an out-of-the blue diagnosis of Stage 4 lung cancer, an existential dread set in. Precision medicine offered a temporary reprieve--but instead of turning into a cancer warrior, Annabelle declared herself a cancer slacker. Her motto: no runs, no ribbons, no religion. Told with her signature wit, warmth, and gimlet eye, Gurwitch draws inspiration from Greek mythology and TV comedies, Kermit the Frog and Samuel Beckett. She accidentally acquires an angel, embraces being in it "just for the sex," and finds herself on a European van tour selling merch for a heavy metal band. In this hilariously and deeply affecting meditation on mortality, the actress and activist illuminates life with chronic disease, inequities in care, and celebrates tiny victories, the crusty ends of baguettes, the discreet pleasure of sucking at a hobby, and the unshakable bond of female friendship. She upends the notion of living each day as if it were your last, as she discovers you can carpe too much diem, embracing, instead, the extraordinariness of the ordinary.
This Is Why We Love Cats
The Ultimate Funny Cat Book for Cat Lovers!This hilarious cat book is a tribute to the glorious chaos of our feline friends!Inside, you'll find: 40+ funny and heartwarming photos of real cats being their perfectly weird selvesWitty captions that capture the absurd brilliance of everyday cat behaviorA playful and modern design that makes it perfect for your coffee tableThis book: Brings instant laughter and joy with real, relatable cat momentsA perfect conversation starter and mood booster for any roomMakes thoughtful cat themed gift for cat lovers, perfect for birthdays, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Christmas, retirement, or any occasion.Get this book NOW and share the joy (and chaos) that only cats can bring!
You're Caller Number 7, Please Try Again
For over four decades, Gomez Adams has been a familiar voice to Syracuse radio listeners, cracking jokes, spinning tracks, and waking up Central New York with a shot of humor, heart, and just a little chaos. Now, the beloved local DJ invites you behind the scenes of his long-running career in radio.From prank calls and promotional events gone sideways to unforgettable listeners, on-air mishaps, and moments of unexpected tenderness, You're Caller Number Seven, Please Try Again is a laugh-out-loud and surprisingly touching collection of stories that span from the analog '80s to the digital now. Packed with nostalgia, insider quirks, and the kind of tales that only happen in live radio, Gomez's memoir is a love letter to the medium - and to the community that's tuned in all these years.Whether you grew up listening to him or just love a good behind-the-scenes antics, this book hits all the right notes.
How to Wash a Red Apple
Ever wished life came with official instructions-because you're definitely overthinking how to wash fruit right now? Congratulations, you've just found the manual.Issued by the Directorate of O.O.P.S. (Organization for the Observation of Predictable Scenarios), this field guide treats everyday chaos like a compliance protocol. Each entry comes with an Objective, Materials, Step-by-Step, and Final Thoughts-so you finally have a structured plan for the things you didn't know needed one.Here's what makes this manual worth filing: Absurdly serious humor: dry, straight-faced instructions that turn tiny dilemmas into full procedures.Stress relief for overthinkers: clear steps provide comic structure that actually calms anxious minds.Quick, re-readable chapters: open at random and you get a complete, self-contained scenario in minutes. Smart gift value: more clever than a novelty item, more fun than self-help-perfect for coworkers, friends, or Secret Santa.Visual comedy: line-art diagrams and "official" stamps that make the parody feel like a real field manual.Perfect for anxious overthinkers, rule-lovers, and anyone who finds comfort in turning nonsense into official procedure. Whether as a desk companion, a bedtime laugh, or the smartest gag gift you'll ever give, this book delivers certified relief from daily unpredictability.
The Legend of Confuse-us
2,500 years ago, a contemporary of Confucius named Confuse-us also lived in ancient China. Once a student of the great Confucius, he broke with his mentor over various issues concerning proper bathroom etiquette. To our good fortune, the legendary Confuse-us, regarded as the foremost bathroom scholar of all-time, left thousands of wise sayings that are still quite relevant today. Following his sagacious bathroom advice will make all of us honorable hosts and gracious guests while also saving us countless embarrassing moments.In The Legend of Confuse-us, you will learn all the important rules of proper bathroom behavior while laughing your head off at all of the compiled sayings, commandments, quotes, nursery rhymes, full song parodies and more. Pick up a copy for yourself and for someone you truly care about. You'll both be glad you did.
The Legend of Confuse-us
2,500 years ago, a contemporary of Confucius named Confuse-us also lived in ancient China. Once a student of the great Confucius, he broke with his mentor over various issues concerning proper bathroom etiquette. To our good fortune, the legendary Confuse-us, regarded as the foremost bathroom scholar of all-time, left thousands of wise sayings that are still quite relevant today. Following his sagacious bathroom advice will make all of us honorable hosts and gracious guests while also saving us countless embarrassing moments.In The Legend of Confuse-us, you will learn all the important rules of proper bathroom behavior while laughing your head off at all of the compiled sayings, commandments, quotes, nursery rhymes, full song parodies and more. Pick up a copy for yourself and for someone you truly care about. You'll both be glad you did.
Stereotype Killers
Stereotypes Are Made to Be BrokenWhat do a pornstar who never had sex on camera, a billionaire in basketball shorts, a dictator who dismantled his own regime, and a Southern linebacker with a PhD in psychology all have in common?They shattered expectations.Stereotype Killers brings together the astonishing stories of nearly fifty people who defied every label the world tried to pin on them. From Bill Murray, who despised fame, to Barry Goldwater, the cowboy conservative who fought for civil rights and personal freedom; from Bob Ross, the Air Force drill sergeant who chose to whisper to the world, to Pandora Peaks, the model who refused the script of her industry-this book is a collection of lives that prove nothing is as simple as it seems.Through history, entertainment, politics, sports, art, and philosophy, Dr. Robbie King explores the real human beings behind the caricatures. Some are household names. Others you've never heard of. But every one of them will change the way you think about stereotypes forever.This is not just a book of stories. It's a reminder: you can't assume anything about anyone.
Mary and I
Dive into book three of the thrilling saga: "Mary & I: The First Witch, the Real Story of Miss Mary Mack" where magic and history intertwine in a battle for world domination! Mary and Thomas embark on a daring mission to rescue Min and Fritz from the clutches of the sinister Leo and a bomb-throwing Coppersmith who will stop at nothing to achieve their dark goals. The stakes rise when Mary must confront not only malevolent forces but also the relentless pursuit of the U.S. government. Faced with impossible choices, will she align with her enemies to protect her friends from a fate worse than death, or will she risk everything to prevent the world from falling into a war?When Thomas's resourceful niece, Victoria, enters the fray, she unveils a crucial piece about the origins of Mary's extraordinary visions and powers.In this electrifying installment of Alexander G. J's captivating series, the secret war of the Forgers collides with the ordinary world of New York in 1915, weaving a rich tapestry of intrigue, danger, and unexpected alliances.Prepare for a spellbinding journey where every decision could alter the course of human history!
Puns Not Guns
The Title says it all: a collection of humorous verse covering myriad subjects, from family to finance; from religion to politics; from diet to exercise, and plenty more. Short and punchy, a great gift to lift a friend's spirits. But beware: The content is PUNishing!
Sister Agatha
She's 118 years old, four steps from glory and now she's done playing nice.Sister Agatha has lived a long, saintly life across three centuries-only to be told, during a routine check-up, that she's got just one week left to live. It's a bit of an inconvenience, really. You see, Sister Agatha once made a vow: to be the oldest person in the world. At last count, she was in fifth place. So close...But where there's a will, there's a way, and the super-centenarian creates a bold Plan B.Armed with little more than rosary beads, a fertile imagination and old-fashioned determination, Sister Agatha sets off on one final mission: to meet the four people standing between her and immortality and to gently expedite their demise. After all, vows are sacred. And Sister Agatha? She will not go quietly...A deliciously dark and delightfully funny romp across the globe, perfect for fans of Richard Osman. 'Beautifully written. We loved it' -Woman's Way, Book of the Week'Hilarious' - Irish Tatler Man'Hilarious d矇but' - Irish Mail on Sunday'One of the year's best d矇buts' - Jennifer Zamparelli, 2FM'A killer concept' - Irish Daily Star'A darkly comic tale' - Irish Daily Mail'One of the funniest books I've ever read' - Mary Roe, Connemara Community Radio'There is so much in it to enjoy... It works really, really well' - Gerry Kelly, Late Lunch, LMFM
The Eleven Who Were Saved
In the lush landscapes of Colombia's coffee region lies the city of Armenia, affectionately known as the "Miracle City." It is here, in a house filled with laughter, faith, and daily struggles, that the unforgettable story of The Children of Don Marco Aurelio begins. This heartwarming and deeply human novel explores the essence of family - the love that unites, the differences that define us, and the small, everyday moments that shape a lifetime.The story opens with a tender scene between Berni, a curious six-year-old boy, and his mother, whose wisdom and kindness illuminate the pages. When Berni innocently asks why his brothers don't look like him, his mother gently explains that every child is unique - like the fingers of her hand, each with a different name, shape, and purpose. What begins as a child's question unfolds into a universal reflection on individuality, family bonds, and the divine design behind human diversity.As the chapters progress, readers are invited into the vibrant world of Don Marco Aurelio's eleven children - each with a distinct personality, a unique dream, and a special place within the family. Through their joys, mistakes, and growth, we see the entire spectrum of human emotion: love and conflict, innocence and experience, humor and heartbreak. Together, they paint a portrait of life in mid-20th-century Colombia, a time of strong traditions, deep faith, and enduring values.The novel beautifully captures the rhythm of everyday life - from early mornings watering the garden to evenings filled with stories, music, and prayer. With lyrical prose and vivid descriptions, the author brings to life the smells of coffee fields, the sounds of laughter echoing through a humble home, and the unspoken strength of a mother who gives everything to her children.But beyond its setting, The Children of Don Marco Aurelio is a story about the human heart - about how love, patience, and understanding can overcome hardship. It honors mothers who raise their children with courage and tenderness, and fathers who work tirelessly to provide a better future. It celebrates individuality within unity, reminding us that differences do not divide families; they enrich them.This novel is both a celebration and a reflection - a journey through the soul of a family and a nation. It reminds readers that true happiness often hides in the simplest gestures: a shared smile, a mother's hug, or the sound of children's laughter in a sunlit garden.The Children of Don Marco Aurelio is a moving, timeless story about belonging, love, and the invisible threads that connect us all. It will touch the hearts of readers who cherish stories of family, identity, and the universal desire to be loved for who we truly are.
Out of Control
Mark Lowry can make you laugh louder than most of what you're likely to hear on The Comedy Channel and make you think deeper than much of what you're likely to hear in church. With his fresh and wacky style, Lowry's humor shines light on the important aspects of a life of faith.
Saadi's Tales 0f Virtue and Wisdom
Step into the timeless world of Sheikh Saadi Shirazi, one of the greatest Persian poets and moral philosophers, with this inspiring collection of classic stories from his masterpieces, 'Gulistan' and 'Bustan'. 'Saadi's Tales of Virtue and Wisdom' brings together powerful fables and parables filled with ethical lessons, profound wisdom, and reflections on human nature. From tales of justice and kindness to lessons on humility, integrity, and the consequences of our actions, this book offers a treasure trove of insights that remain relevant in today's world. Inside this book, you will discover: * The True Wrestler - A lesson on inner strength over physical power * The Miser's Story - A cautionary tale about greed and its consequences * The Compassionate King - A reminder of the power of mercy in leadership * The Value of Salt - A simple yet profound story on appreciating life's essentials * The Victory of Gentleness - A testament to the strength of kindness over force * And many more timeless stories on character, justice, and morality! Written in an engaging and thought-provoking style, this collection is perfect for readers of all ages who seek wisdom, inspiration, and a deeper understanding of life's moral values. Whether you are a lover of classical literature, a student of philosophy, or someone looking for meaningful lessons to apply in everyday life, 'Saadi's Tales of Virtue and Wisdom' will be a cherished addition to your library. Perfect for: * Lovers of literature and philosophy * Readers seeking timeless moral lessons * Teachers, parents, and students exploring ethical storytelling * Anyone looking for an inspiring and thought-provoking read.Let the wisdom of Sheikh Saadi Shirazi guide you toward a life of virtue, kindness, and wisdom.
The Wit and Charm of Emily in Paris
Thanks to Paris, Emily's life is about to bloom. In this book, you will find the best quotes from the first three series, and the wit and charm will stylishly inspire you and make you smile. Since its release in 2020 Emily in Paris has received some criticism from journalists and Parisians for being ridiculously unrealistic...nevertheless, its global popularity has established it as a flagship Netflix show, which narrates most entertainingly the fairytale of Emily Cooper, a Millenial/Gen Z American in Paris, played by Lily Collins. One could say that Emily has the size and charm of Audrey Hepburn and the irreverent style of the girl from Chicago. The Emily in Paris series is a visual feast that unveils all the Parisian codes: must-see iconic sites, trendy "m'as-tu vu?" spots, haute couture and snobbery, and, of course, exquisite food! Aerial views, night shots of the City of Light, rooftops and caf矇 terraces place Paris as the central character along with Emily of course. She'll take her Parisian sexual awakening and career development into her very own American hands! This is the perfect gift for any fans of the hit Netflix series!
HOW VERY BRITISH! A Jolly Good Culture Clash Road Trip
Five Foreigners. Two Brits. And One Island Of Delightfully Bonkers Traditions.Joana and Brian thought showing off England to their foreign guests would be easy: rolling hills, a few sheep, maybe a castle. Instead, they're herding five wide-eyed travellers straight into the wonderfully eccentric world of British life. How do you explain a country where people apologise to lampposts, pull faces through horse collars, and race in mud dressed as maids? Where bathroom light switches hide in hallways, compliments spark panic, and adults parade with flaming barrels on their heads? And that's before anyone tried brown sauce...You don't explain it. You just laugh, queue politely, and put the kettle on.This isn't a neat tourist road trip. It's a journey beneath England's skin: its stories, its oddities, its muddle. Packed with baffling traditions and cultural misunderstandings that make for the best memories. Grab an umbrella, keep your humour, and join as five foreigners and two Brits discover the only way to understand this island is by diving head-first into its charmingly eccentric chaos.
That's My Business!
Another collection of showbiz jokes and reminiscences from Alton Douglas. If you've enjoyed Alton's three previous books, you're certain to enjoy this one. During a successful lifetime spent in showbusiness, Alton has met and worked with many of the greatest names of the past fifty years. Discover backstage stories and mishaps, find out who's nice and who's not so nice, and enjoy many of Alton's best jokes along the way. Struggling to find the perfect present for that difficult relative? This is sure to please and answers all your gift conundrums. A perfect Christmas present, just made for curling up in front of the fire and ignoring the storms outside.
The Confessions of Anthony Fauci
This you gotta read. His final confession. The one he wasn't supposed to write. The one they'll brand as "misinformation" while sliding it under the table. Call it a tell-all, call it damage control, call it his victory lap. He calls it . . . pandemic preparedness, uncut. From the ferret labs of 2011 to the DEFUSE proposal they pretend never existed, he walks you through the whole beautiful mess--avian flu experiments, gain-of-function sleight of hand, the pauses that weren't really pauses, the oversight boards that didn't oversee. How a few coughs in China got buried under a much bigger story. How "follow the science" became "don't follow the money." Names will be named. Timelines clarified. His fingerprints will be all over it--figuratively, of course. And maybe literally.
Pranks a Million!
Ernest Iffers is a clever, thoughtful kid-but at school, he faces a real challenge: Yufarius "Yoofie" Tate, the ultimate prankster. When Yoofie hatches a plan to hide their teacher's desk, Ernest must decide whether to join in-or do the right thing.Full of rhymes, humor, and zany antics, Pranks a Million! is a laugh-out-loud story about friendship, choices, and standing up for what's right. Kids will giggle at Yoofie's tricks, while learning that courage and clever thinking can save the day.The first book in the Ernest Iffers Adventures series, perfect for ages 6-10.
Nobody Warned Us
Congratulations. You've reached midlife.Your reward? Hormonal chaos, adult kids who ghost you, friends who vanish mid-text, and a metabolism slower than your Wi-Fi.This isn't a glow up story. It's a survival rant for the sarcastic Gen X women who were told they could have it all and are now expected to juggle it, smile politely, and keep showing up like it's no big deal.Nobody Warned Us is what happens when you stop sugarcoating and start side eyeing. Inside, you'll find zero advice but plenty of company in essays like: Too Young to Retire, Too Old to Give a Sh*tMenopause, Mayhem & Mood SwingsMidlife Dating & Other Unsolved MysteriesThe Friend Breakup Nobody Talks AboutCongratulations, You're Now the Oldest Person in the Group ChatThis isn't self help. It's self recognition. A loud, dry laugh in the face of midlife mayhem. A mirror and maybe a smudge of lip gloss held up to what it means to be a Gen X woman who's still standing, still sarcastic, and finally loud enough to hear herself over the noise.If you've ever felt invisible, unhinged, weirdly powerful, or one group chat away from losing it, read this. Not because it'll fix anything. But because you're not crazy. You're just Gen X. And you've seen some sh*t.For fans of Nora Ephron, Jenny Lawson, and every woman who's ever muttered "I'm fine" while plotting her escape or laughed through exhaustion, cursed through chaos, and Googled her symptoms at 2 a.m. Nobody Warned Us is your permission slip to stop pretending and start laughing again.
You Absolute Plonker
Learn the Art of the Perfect British Put-DownDry, devastating, and delightfully witty-You Absolute Plonker is your passport to mastering the cheeky charm of British lingo and backhanded compliments.From casual pub banter to the razor-sharp repartee of British comedy books, this guide unveils the nation's best jabs, witty put-downs, and euphemisms, all delivered with that signature deadpan humor.Written by internet personality and British humor aficionado Michael Baker, this book decodes the colorful world of British slang, vernacular, and colloquialisms that make up the UK's most beloved (and biting) forms of communication. Whether you're wondering What is dry humor? or eager to impress your mates with authentic British insults, this guide has you covered.Inside, you'll find: Ways to master the art of the backhanded compliment and insult someone so politely they'll thank you for it.Advice to sharpen your wit with a repertoire of British euphemisms, Shakespearean burns, and modern-day snark.How to decode everyday British lingo and uncover the subtle slights and deadpan humor woven into casual conversation.A Must-Have Gift for Lovers of British Humor. Perfect for fans of British humor books, anglophiles, expats, or anyone hunting for dry humor gifts, You Absolute Plonker turns you into a true connoisseur of cheeky charm. So, grab a cuppa and prepare to wield words with the grace of a British aristocrat and the cheek of a seasoned pub regular.If you liked Very British Problems, The Wicked Wit of Winston Churchill, or How to Speak Brit, then you'll love You Absolute Plonker.
Birding Cartoons
Birding Cartoons is collection of hilarious cartoon illustrations that delves into the curious world of birding. Whether you're a seasoned twitcher or just discovering the joy of feathered friends, this book is guaranteed to tickle your funny bone. Created by David Kowalick, this collection draws on decades of birding adventures across the globe. David's firsthand experience with the quirks and passions of birders brings authenticity and hilarity to every page. A perfect gift for birders of all levels-from backyard beginners to globe-trotting pros.
Dress Up Taylor: A New Era
Swifites rejoice! Get pressing and dressing with 12 all-new looks from the queen of the charts and our hearts. Following the success of the first volume, Dress Up Taylor: A New Era features 12 all-new outfits to style your fave pop icon in. From Taylor's swingin' '60s mod dress in the "ME!" music video and her NYU graduation garb, to fan-favorite looks from the Eras Tour and the darkly romantic wedding dress worn in the "Fortnight" music video, this brand-new volume offers a dozen more showstopping looks to add to the Taylor paper doll wardrobe. With beautifully illustrated, press-out outfits and a sturdy Taylor mannequin wearing a new Eras Tour bodysuit, this new paper doll book is the ultimate collector's item for Swifties and fashionistas alike.
Okpele Divinational Symbols of Ifism
OKPELE: Divinational Symbols of Ifism explores the profound spiritual tradition of Yoruba Ifa divination through the lens of the sacred Okpele (Opele) chain. Rooted in the wisdom of West Africa, Ifism is one of the world's oldest living systems of knowledge, guidance, and spirituality. This book introduces readers to the foundational symbols, meanings, and practices of Okpele divination, offering insights into the connection between human destiny, ancestral wisdom, and universal order.Written with clarity and depth, this work is both a cultural preservation and a spiritual guide, designed for practitioners, scholars, and seekers of African traditional religion. Whether you are new to Ifa or deepening your study, OKPELE provides a pathway to understanding the symbolic language that has guided generations for centuries.Rich in cultural heritage and spiritual insight, this book is an essential resource for anyone interested in Yoruba spirituality, African traditional religions, or divinatory practices around the world.
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Hindsight might be 20/20 but that won't help you until it's too late . . . You might be familiar with one "Eureka!" moment, but that's not the only bathtub brainwave out there. Sometimes inventions are the result of just stumbling into a good idea--imagine trying to save people from malaria and inventing a new shade of purple instead. And sometimes ideas are better left on the drawing board, like an instant haircutter that also helpfully burns your hair off, or a trashcan that is also a food-storage container, cheese grater, and flytrap all in one. There are countless inventions that never quite "took off," like a bicycle geared to travel at the speed of light. And then there's the Canadian inventor who discovered how to fly without wings or a balloon. But if you're looking for openings in the market, don't bother building a better mousetrap--there are more mousetrap patent categories than there are successful mousetrap designs.For fans of What If? and MythBusters, What Could Possibly Go Wrong? is a collection of fascinating and amusing "did you know" stories including great ideas that never made it to market, lost technologies, absurd inventions, and more. Some of these stories are stranger than fiction, but all of them have the added benefit of being true.
99 Reasons
99 Reasons Why Cats Rule - and Why We Worship Them Anyway.This funny cat book collects 99 witty snapshots of real feline life: 5 a.m. wake-up calls, sacred cardboard boxes instead of designer beds, keyboard sabotage in the home office, sock theft, botanical crusades against houseplants, midnight hallway sprints, and those magical moments when a single purr melts every worry. Each vignette reads like a mini sketch - sharp, humorous, and true to the paradox of the cat: aristocrat and clown at once. �� What's inside The texts celebrate the eternal paradox: cats are independent yet affectionate, strict yet comforting, perched in dignity on the back of the sofa only to become a paper-roll performance artist minutes later. You'll meet bathroom audiences, the philosophy of the door ("always closed - except when it's open"), royal eye contact, Zen-master naps, and the great natural law: "The packaging is better than the gift." Along the way come gentle love bites, affectionate head-butts, and nightly pillow takeovers reminding us why we joyfully let ourselves be trained. �� Who is it for? For everyone who lives with fur: new cat parents, long-time cat owners, couples, roommates, families, grandparents - and anyone who loves humorous cat stories that bring laughter and stress relief. Perfect for readers who enjoy cat quotes books, cat jokes books, or a good vibes book cats to brighten any day. ✨ Why it works Because recognition sparks laughter: the solemn inspection of the scratching post, the operatic performance in the bathroom, the intense stare into the aquarium, the refrigerator oracle, and the silent rule over couches and hearts. Between irony and warmth, this cat humor book shows how a blink, a head-butt, or a nap on the keyboard teaches us mindfulness, calm, and a pinch of feline wisdom. Cats are the best stress-relief coaches on four paws. �� Perfect gift idea As a cat lover gift, a funny gift for women or men, a present for a best friend or colleague, a birthday gift, a Christmas gift, or a thank-you for the cat sitter - this humorous cat book works for every occasion. Whether as a travel companion, coffee-table book, or quick bedtime read, these miniatures turn small disasters into funny anecdotes you'll keep sharing. �� Content highlights From "Water only from your glass" to "Laptop is lava" and sunspot hunting: 99 tiny stories reveal laser-pointer logic, the duel "vacuum cleaner vs. feline majesty," and the eternal riddle "half full = empty." Every scene is short, sharp, and instantly recognizable - pure funny cat humor. �� Tone & style Charming, cheeky in the best sense, always heartfelt - short, precise mini-texts that dance between light satire and genuine affection. Ideal for a cat mom gift, a funny gift cat lovers, or anyone looking for a quick smile and an anti-stress break. Open, chuckle, sigh, breathe again.
99 Brilliant Tips
The Honest Dad Survival Guide is the book every father-to-be wished he had before the first diaper blowout. Warm, witty, and practical, this funny gift for dads book mixes 99 micro-strategies with humor to help new fathers navigate sleepless nights, exploding diapers, 3:42 a.m. bottles, endless Disney loops, and the joy of that first baby smile. More than a dry manual, it's a survival guide for first-time dads, a pregnancy book for dads funny and useful, and a go-to dad handbook you'll actually open. What's inside this dad survival book: - Quick, real-life hacks: power naps that work, "yes honey" at the right moment, onesies with snaps (no wrestling), trimming tiny nails without panic, lullaby playlists, baby carriers that save your back, changing diapers in impossible places, and rescuing your coffee before it's cold.- Humor as stress relief: crisis-to-comedy reframes, dad jokes alternatives, five-minute resets, realistic fatherhood expectations, and laugh-out-loud parenting fails that make you feel normal.- No sugarcoating: you'll meet the midnight feeds, eye-bags as honor badges, first fevers, daycare drop-offs, messy living rooms that double as theme parks-and those hugs that heal everything. Who this book is for: - Expecting fathers searching for a pregnancy handbook for dads funny and practical.- First-time dads who need a practical handbook for new dads book with tips they can use tonight.- Families and friends searching for a baby shower gift for dad book, Father's Day gift for dad book, or a birthday gift for dad from wife and kids that balances humor with genuine advice.- Grandparents, friends, coworkers looking for a unique gag gift for new dads or a funny dad book alternative to dad jokes. Topics every dad will recognize: baby sleep envy, coffee as vacation, improvised lullabies, "vacations" with no rest, learning to let go at the right time, bonding with your newborn, supporting your partner, finding balance between work and family, surviving teething, introducing solids, and managing toddler chaos. Each short chapter makes fatherhood more manageable and a lot funnier. How to use it: read one tip at a time, test it in the wild, laugh at the result, repeat tomorrow. It's a no-judgment dad survival guide book you can read solo at 2 a.m., share with your partner, or pass around to friends. Why it works: because nothing is staged or polished. Every survival hack comes from situations real dads face daily. The book encourages fathers to lower impossible standards, embrace imperfection, and use humor to keep perspective. It's relatable, respectful, and loaded with self-deprecating dad humor. Perfect for gifting (US occasions): works as a baby shower gift for expecting fathers, a new dad survival gift book, a Father's Day book for dad, a birthday gift for husband from wife, a Christmas gift for dad or grandpa, or a supportive pick-me-up for a sleep-deprived friend. Slide it into the hospital bag, wrap it up for a coworker, or use it as a stocking stuffer funny dad book.
Everything I Know about Love Fifth Anniversary Special Edition
A deluxe, limited anniversary edition hardcover of Dolly Alderton's beloved New York Times bestseller, featuring a new short introduction from the author and eye-catching pink stained edges."There is no writer quite like Dolly Alderton working today."--Lisa Taddeo, author of #1 New York Times bestseller Three Women"A beautifully told journey and a thoughtful, important book. I loved it."--Elizabeth Gilbert, New York Times bestselling author of Eat, Pray, Love and City of GirlsWhen it comes to the trials and triumphs of becoming an adult, journalist and former Sunday Times columnist Dolly Alderton has seen and tried it all. In her memoir, she vividly recounts falling in love, finding a job, getting drunk, getting dumped, realizing that Ivan from the corner shop might just be the only reliable man in her life, and that absolutely no one can ever compare to her best girlfriends. Everything I Know About Love is about bad dates, good friends and--above all else--realizing that you are enough.Glittering with wit and insight, heart and humor, Dolly Alderton's unforgettable debut weaves together personal stories, satirical observations, a series of lists, recipes, and other vignettes that will strike a chord of recognition with women of every age--making you want to pick up the phone and tell your best friends all about it. Like Bridget Jones' Diary but all true, Everything I Know About Love is about the struggles of early adulthood in all its terrifying and hopeful uncertainty.
Real Life, Real Funny
Twenty-five famous Mainers share humorous stories of everyday life in and about the state of Maine. It's homegrown humor laced with folksy wisdom in the tradition of John Gould and Marshall Dodge. Mainers are born storytellers and they have perfected the art of telling a joke with Down East understatement. These wits recount tales of growing up and growing old in times when politics was more fun and Maine people seemed to know how to better cope with the demands of life and times on the rugged coast, the vast inland forest, and the places in-between. The twenty-five contributors include well-recognized political names-Maine's current governor, a senator, a former senator, and a former governor-so there's a healthy dose of political stories mixed into the collection of wicked Maine wit. They are illuminating, bittersweet, and laugh-out-loud funny-and they capture the gritty, independent spirit Mainers are known for.
Washington Post Is Switching Off Lights
Standing on the snarky shoulders of Ambrose Bierce and Dorothy Parker, this tongue-in-cheek examination of everything from patriotism and ego to our collective dopamine addiction is a cathartic work of social philosophy, which is at once heavily satirical and all too realistic. - The Independent Review of Books​​​​​​​Bardzik is more than capable of penning the most clever thing you've read today. It's easy to picture his books in the back pocket of his jeans, the lines smudged with a feverish hand and a churning mind. There's a lot going on in that skull of his, and it's a pleasure to be in there with him. - Independent Book ReviewYou don't read this book to follow a story. You read it to be jolted awake. I'll be honest, reading this felt like watching fireworks. Every line bursts for a second, then vanishes, leaving an echo. It's perfect for readers who enjoy thinkers like Wilde, Cioran, or Vonnegut, but want something more contemporary and raw. - Literary Titan
An Ambiguous Guide To Finding A Travel Buddy
Dating can be scary, especially when you consider some of the ambiguous and sometimes nonsensical expectations we set for ourselves and others. Riddled with satirical cartoons, and written in the form of a self help book directed at helping the average person find a travel companion, An Ambiguous Guide To Finding A Travel Buddy pokes fun at the dating scene and how far we are willing to go to find that special someone.
Marianne
This classy, classic, second-chance Regency romance - fifth in what PUBLISHERS WEEKLY itself called 'McVeigh's celebrated series' - combines sparkling dialogue with powerful depth of feeling in Austenesque style. When the widowed Marianne - still beautiful, still impulsive, and not yet twenty-one - returns to London, she's wealthy, with a house in Mayfair and an estate in Dorsetshire. Despite her resolution to remain single, she's besieged by admirers, including the smitten Rushworth, the dangerously attractive Willoughby, and the charming and irreverent Crawford.Then Marianne's sixteen-year-old sister Margaret arrives - exuberantly romantic but also perilously na簿ve. In a shocking twist, Margaret finds herself on trial for her life, while Marianne - in need of every friend - finds her resolution tested to the utmost."Marianne captures the essence of Austen... She throws together characters that readers love, or love to hate, to see how they gel. The result is funny, heartwarming, and everything lovers of the Austen universe could hope for." -BookLife Prize review, 2025"Spectacular! With smooth pacing and classic style, McVeigh delivers a sequel that is sure to please." -Readers Favorite Editorial Review (five stars)"Charming... logically organized and emotionally satisfying - much like the contrast between Elinor and Marianne. Five stars! -Readers Views Editorial Review"McVeigh's prose and plotting are pitch perfect... she echoes the master herself." - Publishers Weekly
The Competently Quirky Parables of an Eccentric Master Gardener
A Note from RosieSome people plant a few flowers. Some grow veggies in summer. Maybe they have a little spider plant or bamboo in the office. I am not exactly one of those people. My philodendron extends from one pot on a shelf across three walls in my dining room. The Maple sapling in my front yard cries when temperatures top 100 degrees. Starbucks baristas across the city save coffee grounds for me. Plant catalogs choke my mailbox and, yes, this 69 year old Master Gardener owns a tractor. I can get somewhat obsessive about it all. My husband has grown accustomed to my insistence that vacations must be planned around key times for vegetable garden harvesting. I write two page long watering instructions for house sitters in the fervent desire that leaving for a week won't destroy the charm and beauty of my home environment. My unusual methods of approaching the challenges of the garden are effective, and I've given lectures for gardening clubs on various aspects of gardening from creating microclimates in high desert areas to vacuuming squash bugs. My friends smile and call me eccentric, fellow gardeners acknowledge me as competent and my kids just think I'm kinda quirky. _____________________________ Comments from readers: From Fil Chavez, author of "Unused Towels"MAD MAD MAD . . . with lots of really good advice! I am not a serious gardener, I am more of a "Well, I tried but ..." Nonetheless, this is indeed CRAZY MAD HUMOR ... i.e., "squash bugs .... Horniest critters in the insect world ... Live in a constant state of post-coital euphoria ... take a cold bath" and it gets better! It is definitely worth getting the book. Thanks, Rosie! Parris Afton Bonds, Internationally Published Romance Author THE THRILL OF IT ALL EVEN THE MANURERosie Kern entertains with humor the agony and ecstasy of her gardening experience. Whether you are a gardening afficionado or not, you will enjoy her foray into her passion for gardeningMichael Hilarious yet educational take on gardeningFrom the first sentence, Rosie has such an engaging style of writing, laced with humor. And if you're not careful, you might even learn something.
Marvel So You've Been Bitten by a Radioactive Spider
The Marvel Comics Universe is full of action, adventure, danger, and cosmic peril. Be ready for anything with this illustrated action handbook--whether you have newly developed super-powers, you need to pilot an Iron Man suit, or Galactus is here to eat the Earth. Written by Marvel Comics and Emmy-nominated humor writer Daniel Kibblesmith, this official illustrated guide to surviving and thriving in the Marvel Universe uses comics-tested advice to steer readers through what to expect when exposed to gamma rays, bonding with a symbiote or--ow!--feeling an unexpected sting at the science fair. Featuring practical information such as wall-crawling tips, along with emergency information (you've been plunged into the Quantum Realm) and day-to-day guidance if your cat turns out to be a Flerken, you suspect someone of being a Skrull, or are facing a Doombot, this is the must-have handbook as you live in the world of Marvel's mightiest heroes. (c) 2025 MARVEL CRUCIAL ADVICE FROM MARVEL COMICS: What would you do if you discover you had mutant abilities, or are the only one on a heroic team without super-powers? Marvel comics writer and lifelong fan Daniel Kibblesmith finds inspiration and advice in the comics to offer tips and strategies for navigating these and many more of the reader's own 'what if' experiences. IMAGINATIVE ADVENTURES: The Hulk is totally hulking out, with mayhem imminent; you're weighing the pros and cons of legal representation from Matt Murdock or Jennifer Walters (or P.I. help from Jessica Jones or Howard the Duck); you need to speak Groot but are not fluent. This book has got you covered! Perfect for: Marvel fans looking for a fresh, funny spin on the comics Fans of action hero handbooks and survival guides Fans of Marvel Super Graphic, Marvel Mazes, and Thor and Loki: Midgard Family Mayhem
I Think It's A Sign That The Pun Also Rises
Ready to groan, grin, and giggle? Rediscover the joy of wordplay with this collection of puns, dad jokes, and clever one-liners that promises to lift spirits and inspire smiles-one groan-worthy punchline at a time.Born from a simple mission of collecting and sharing dad jokes to brighten Mark Leslie's neighborhood during tough times, this book gathers well over 1000 of his beloved daily chalkboard jokes into a single, joy-packed volume. It's a treasure trove for anyone who loves language, humor, or just a good laugh. Inside, readers will find everything from meta-jokes that play with the very idea of humor, to rapid-fire dad jokes, music-themed zingers, and even a cheeky adults-only section. Each chapter is crafted to appeal to pun enthusiasts, casual joke collectors, and anyone in need of a smile.This book makes the perfect gift for that incorrigible mirth-spreader in your life, and includes hilarious funnies perfect for sharing with friends, family, or even strangers who could use a laugh. I Think It's A Sign That The Pun Also Rises is more than just a joke book-it's a celebration of connection, resilience, and the simple magic of a well-timed pun. Open to any page, share a joke, and make your world a little lighter-one groan at a time.
10 Curious Cases from 'P.C. BOOKEM'S CASEBOOK'
Many of you will remember Constable John Malcolm aka Bookem, from the 'Tales of a Highland Minister' books, and you will know what a character he was. Born on the beautiful Isle of Mull, he served communities across the Highlands and Islands of the West Coast of Scotland as their local Bobby. He was a good, honest man and has plenty of tales to tell - and this Book is a collection of some of his strange and bizarre cases, such as 'The Banshee of Rannoch Moor, ' 'The Vanishing Ballachulish Ferryman, ' 'The body at the Blackwater Dam, ' 'The Little Rag Doll of Islay, ' 'The Green Lady of Mamore', 'The Whisperings at Callart' and other mysterious tales. Each story leaves us with food for thought and a smile, and all with a thread of West Coast humour running through them.Why not pour yourself a wee glass of 'something medicinal, ' sit back and enjoy these 'Curious Cases of PC Bookem.'
Christmas Hand Jobs for the Whole Family
Gather your loved ones around the Yule Log, roll up your sleeves, and set off on an unforgettable and joyously absurd Christmas journey where your hands become the ultimate tools for adventure and hilarity!Christmas Hand Jobs for the Whole Family is a heartwarming book of hands-on, helpful, Christmas activities for the family that 'could' be read to a child but is chock full of innuendos for adults that will have you on the floor laughing (and questioning your life decisions).This delightful book invites readers to explore a world of timeless hand jobs that spark imagination and creativity to do together. From pounding your dough (making homemade cookies) to emptying your sack (taking toys out of Santa's bag) to calling some hookers (dialing a tow truck when the car breaks down), this book brings forth an enchanting world where everyday Christmas tasks become extraordinary adventures. Who doesn't want to tap that ass (playing pin the tail on the donkey) or blow your load (using a snowblower to clear the driveway)? Packed with endless ideas to encourage everyone to step away from screens and engage in hands-on holiday fun, this book is a delightful invitation to experience the magic of spending quality time together while laughing uncontrollably!This book is perfect for anyone with a good sense of humor who wants to get into the Christamas spirit. It is a great playful gag gift or white elephant gift for new parents, grandparents, friends, co-workers (depends), and enemies!Note: This book is intended solely for comedic and satirical purposes and should not be taken seriously. The content within is a work of parody, often exaggerating or twisting reality (very poorly) for humorous effect. It may contain mature themes and content that may not be suitable for all audiences. Reader discretion is advised. The author and publisher assume no responsibility for any misinterpretation or offense taken as a result of reading this book. Remember, it's all in good fun!
The F**kit! List
An uproariously irreverent counter-guide to the self-improvement culture and the tyranny of the 'bucket list', calling out 41 overhyped, 'life-changing' fads, activities and pursuits that you are better off skipping before you die.Sling the bucket! Slay the FOMO! Save your precious money and time, your sanity, your patience and your dignity. This is the anti-manifesto for anyone who's ever been tempted or guilt-tripped into chasing 'transformational' life experiences or railroaded into dumb ideas; comfort literature for the victims of the zeitgeist who have ended up out of sorts, out of pocket, out of joy, out of endurance, out of their mind... and who's damned stupid idea was this in the first place? Silent retreats? A house rabbit? Whitewater rafting? Climbing Everest? Houseboat living? I mean, please. This book is your permission slip to be a party-pooping curmudgeon and say to the chirpy, chipper cheerleaders of the life better lived, 'No, no, move along, I'm quite alright, thank you.' With playful scorn, The 'F**kit! List calls out the reality behind the fluff, the hype and the hard sell, exposing the grim small print beneath the banner headlines that promise deep fulfilment, spiritual contentment and Fun! Fun! Fun! Whether it's keeping bees or hens, buying a vintage car, staying in an ice hotel, or going off-grid-this book says what you've always felt deep down: do me a favour, will you?
Christmas Hand Jobs for the Whole Family
Gather your loved ones around the Yule Log, roll up your sleeves, and set off on an unforgettable and joyously absurd Christmas journey where your hands become the ultimate tools for adventure and hilarity!Christmas Hand Jobs for the Whole Family is a heartwarming book of hands-on, helpful, Christmas activities for the family that 'could' be read to a child but is chock full of innuendos for adults that will have you on the floor laughing (and questioning your life decisions).This delightful book invites readers to explore a world of timeless hand jobs that spark imagination and creativity to do together. From pounding your dough (making homemade cookies) to emptying your sack (taking toys out of Santa's bag) to calling some hookers (dialing a tow truck when the car breaks down), this book brings forth an enchanting world where everyday Christmas tasks become extraordinary adventures. Who doesn't want to tap that ass (playing pin the tail on the donkey) or blow your load (using a snowblower to clear the driveway)? Packed with endless ideas to encourage everyone to step away from screens and engage in hands-on holiday fun, this book is a delightful invitation to experience the magic of spending quality time together while laughing uncontrollably!This book is perfect for anyone with a good sense of humor who wants to get into the Christamas spirit. It is a great playful gag gift or white elephant gift for new parents, grandparents, friends, co-workers (depends), and enemies!Note: This book is intended solely for comedic and satirical purposes and should not be taken seriously. The content within is a work of parody, often exaggerating or twisting reality (very poorly) for humorous effect. It may contain mature themes and content that may not be suitable for all audiences. Reader discretion is advised. The author and publisher assume no responsibility for any misinterpretation or offense taken as a result of reading this book. Remember, it's all in good fun!
Hand Jobs for the Whole Famly
Gather your loved ones, roll up your sleeves, and set off on an unforgettable and joyously absurd journey where your hands become the ultimate tools for adventure and hilarity!Hand Jobs for the Whole Family is a heartwarming book of hands-on, helpful activities for the family that 'could' be read to a child but is chock full of innuendos for adults that will have you on the floor laughing (and questioning your life decisions).This delightful book invites readers to explore a world of timeless hand jobs that spark imagination and creativity to do together. From busting a nut (using a nutcracker to break a walnut) to performing a reacharound (grabbing a toy from behind a cabinet) to performing a rim job (cleaning the wheels of the family car), this book brings forth an enchanting world where everyday tasks become extraordinary adventures. Packed with endless ideas to encourage everyone to step away from screens and engage in hands-on fun, this book is a delightful invitation to experience the magic of spending quality time together while laughing uncontrollably!This book is perfect for anyone with a good sense of humor and great as a playful gift for new parents, grandparents, friends, co-workers (depends), and enemies!NOTE: THIS BOOK IS INTENDED SOLELY FOR COMEDIC AND SATIRICAL PURPOSES AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. THE CONTENT WITHIN IS A WORK OF PARODY, OFTEN EXAGGERATING OR TWISTING REALITY (VERY POORLY) FOR HUMOROUS EFFECT. IT MAY CONTAIN MATURE THEMES AND CONTENT THAT MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR ALL AUDIENCES. READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. THE AUTHOR AND PUBLISHER ASSUME NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY MISINTERPRETATION OR OFFENSE TAKEN AS A RESULT OF READING THIS BOOK. REMEMBER, IT'S ALL IN GOOD FUN!
Hand Jobs for the Whole Family
Hand Jobs for the Whole Family: The Complete CollectionGather your loved ones, roll up your sleeves, and set off on an unforgettable and joyously absurd journey where your hands become the ultimate tools for adventure and hilarity in the full collection of Hand Jobs for the Whole Family!Hand Jobs for the Whole Family: The Full Collection brings together Volumes 1-3 and the Christmas Edition of the hilariously heartwarming series that has readers everywhere laughing (and questioning their life decisions). Each page is filled with hands-on, helpful activities for the whole family, packed with double entendres that will have adults in stitches.This delightful collection invites readers to explore a world of timeless hand jobs that spark imagination, creativity, and uncontrollable laughter. From busting a nut to pole dancing, pounding your dough, and blowing your load (with a snowblower, of course), every volume turns everyday tasks into extraordinary adventures.Whether you're helping a child build a one-night stand (a bedside table), eating pussy (feeding the cat), or calling some hookers (tow trucks), this series is a wild ride of innocent fun with a twist of not-so-innocent humor.Perfect for anyone with a good sense of humor, this collection makes a brilliant gag gift for new parents, grandparents, friends, co-workers (depending), and even enemies. And with the festive cheer of the Christmas Edition, it's the gift that keeps on giving.Note: This book is intended solely for comedic and satirical purposes and should not be taken seriously. The content within is a work of parody, often exaggerating or twisting reality (very poorly) for humorous effect. It may contain mature themes and content that may not be suitable for all audiences. Reader discretion is advised. The author and publisher assume no responsibility for any misinterpretation or offense taken as a result of reading this book. Remember, it's all in good fun!
Hand Jobs for the Whole Family
Hand Jobs for the Whole Family: The Complete CollectionGather your loved ones, roll up your sleeves, and set off on an unforgettable and joyously absurd journey where your hands become the ultimate tools for adventure and hilarity in the full collection of Hand Jobs for the Whole Family!Hand Jobs for the Whole Family: The Full Collection brings together Volumes 1-3 and the Christmas Edition of the hilariously heartwarming series that has readers everywhere laughing (and questioning their life decisions). Each page is filled with hands-on, helpful activities for the whole family, packed with double entendres that will have adults in stitches.This delightful collection invites readers to explore a world of timeless hand jobs that spark imagination, creativity, and uncontrollable laughter. From busting a nut to pole dancing, pounding your dough, and blowing your load (with a snowblower, of course), every volume turns everyday tasks into extraordinary adventures.Whether you're helping a child build a one-night stand (a bedside table), eating pussy (feeding the cat), or calling some hookers (tow trucks), this series is a wild ride of innocent fun with a twist of not-so-innocent humor.Perfect for anyone with a good sense of humor, this collection makes a brilliant gag gift for new parents, grandparents, friends, co-workers (depending), and even enemies. And with the festive cheer of the Christmas Edition, it's the gift that keeps on giving.Note: This book is intended solely for comedic and satirical purposes and should not be taken seriously. The content within is a work of parody, often exaggerating or twisting reality (very poorly) for humorous effect. It may contain mature themes and content that may not be suitable for all audiences. Reader discretion is advised. The author and publisher assume no responsibility for any misinterpretation or offense taken as a result of reading this book. Remember, it's all in good fun!
Hand Jobs for the Whole Family
Hand Jobs for the Whole Family: The Complete CollectionGather your loved ones, roll up your sleeves, and set off on an unforgettable and joyously absurd journey where your hands become the ultimate tools for adventure and hilarity in the full collection of Hand Jobs for the Whole Family!Hand Jobs for the Whole Family: The Full Collection brings together Volumes 1-4 of the hilariously heartwarming series that has readers everywhere laughing (and questioning their life decisions). Each page is filled with hands-on, helpful activities for the whole family-packed with double entendres that will have adults in stitches.This delightful collection invites readers to explore a world of timeless hand jobs that spark imagination, creativity, and uncontrollable laughter. From busting a nut to pole dancing, pounding your dough, and blowing your load (with a snowblower, of course), every volume turns everyday tasks into extraordinary adventures.Whether you're helping a child build a one-night stand (a bedside table), eating pussy (feeding the cat), or calling some hookers (tow trucks), this series is a wild ride of innocent fun with a twist of not-so-innocent humor.Perfect for anyone with a good sense of humor, this collection makes a brilliant gag gift for new parents, grandparents, friends, co-workers (depending), and even enemies. And with the festive cheer of Volume 4's Christmas edition, it's the gift that keeps on giving.Note: This book is intended solely for comedic and satirical purposes and should not be taken seriously. The content within is a work of parody, often exaggerating or twisting reality (very poorly) for humorous effect. It may contain mature themes and content that may not be suitable for all audiences. Reader discretion is advised. The author and publisher assume no responsibility for any misinterpretation or offense taken as a result of reading this book. Remember, it's all in good fun!
Animals Are A-Holes
It's time we held these adorable little freaks accountable. Get ready to discover the dark and seedy underworld of the animal kingdom with Animals Are A-holes. From drunk monkeys to stabby platypuses to kidnapping penguins, this book is an illustrated rap sheet of wildly offensive behaviors and shocking crimes committed by the animals you thought you knew. Think all creatures deserve our love and respect? Get a load of these disturbing facts: - Hedgehogs are cannibals.- Dolphins are thugs.- Chipmunks hate visitors.- Pigeons are gamblers.- Octopi punch fish for fun. Get the real dirt on misbehaving mammals, unlovable birds, and inappropriate invertebrates with Animals Are A-holes, the long-awaited expos矇 they don't want you to read.
