Growing Up
A hilarious memoir by three brothers, Growing Up recounts their wild adventures with family. From facing death to engaging in stupid antics, their witty tales blend heart-pounding moments with youthful mischief and heart. Will the trio outsmart their own chaos? Perfect for readers craving a laugh-out-loud, heartfelt journey.
Poo Knew It!
Do you savor your peace and quiet every time you drop some hefty deuces in the loo? What if you can learn something new while enjoying this mini relaxation period? Transform your bathroom breaks into a delightful escape with this quirky guide to all things poo-related! Whether you're enjoying a moment of peace or tackling a tricky situation, this book offers a treasure trove of fun and knowledge to keep you entertained. Inside you'll find a couple of things to tickle your brain in the best way possible while answering nature's call: - Take a humorous journey through the evolution of toilets, from ancient Rome to modern plumbing - Enjoy a collection of the best toilet humor - Discover the dos and don'ts of toilet customs from around the world - Unearth amusing references in classical literature that will make you lose your shit (literally) - Take a load off your mind by answering a quiz to recognize animal droppings - Explore fascinating folklore related to poop from cultures around the globe - Keep track of your own bowel movements with a humorous twist, plus a bonus chart to decode the 7 types of poops! The perfect book to pick up during your personal time on the loo, while you're trying your best to release the beast!
Mom's Dad Jokes
Everyone loves a good dad joke, but the question is why do dads get to have all of the fun? This book proves the exception to the rule! This book is packed with stupid dad jokes created by Brett Belle. Yes, she's a mom and she'll make you laugh until you cry. She's also the creator of the wildly popular YouTube and Instagram channels "Mom's Dad Jokes." A few regrettable samples for your amusement: - Most people don't realize Argentina's so cold.... It's bordering on Chile- A dragon would never explode. A dino might.- This just in: The toilet at the police station has been stolen.... As it stands, the police have nothing to go on.- What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.- My husband just called to tell me he saw a fox on the way to work. I wonder how he knew it was on its way to work.- What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.- My sister was giving me a pep talk the other day. She said "You know, things could always be worse. You could be stuck in a hole filled with water." I know she means well.- I'm reading this horror novel in Braille and I'm pretty sure something bad is about to happen.... I can feel it.- Just when you think food couldn't possibly call you on the phone.... Bam! Onion rings.- My boss said he was going to fire the employee with the worst posture.... I have a hunch it might be me. Inside you'll find more than 300 jokes like these, including a mix of original gut-busters and classic groaners, plus QR codes that take you to Brett's social media pages where you can listen to her tell these jokes and more.
The Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Driving
Steer clear of car trouble with this funny pocket-sized gift book from the best-selling Worst-Case Scenario(R) series. Getting into a car is the most dangerous thing most of us do every day. Learn expert advice for handling scary scenarios behind the wheel: How to drive down a flight of stairsHow to pee in the car while stuck in trafficHow to bail out of a car at high speeds . . . and more survival strategies that fit in your glove compartment.
Bad Kitties 2026 Wall Calendar
PURR-FECTLY MISCHIEVOUS - This hilarious 2026 wall calendar captures the sassiest, sneakiest, and most unapologetic feline behavior in full color, complete with snarky captions. A must-have for cat lovers who know that behind every cute face is a tiny agent of chaos.
Hacks of Life 2026 Wall Calendar
EMBRACE THE ART OF LIVING SMART: Upgrade your life one hack at a time with the 2026 Hacks of Life 12" x 12" Wall Calendar as your guide. Over 300 clever tips, time-saving tricks, and practical shortcuts will make you wonder, "Why didn't I think of that before?" Tired of dealing with stubborn wrinkles? Throw some ice cubes in the dryer. Need a fire starter? Lint to the rescue! These surprisingly playful solutions are the perfect way to tackle the everyday challenges that await in the new year.
Llama Yoga 2026 Wall Calendar
FLEXIBLE FUN - The Llama Yoga 2026 calendar combines quirky humor and surprising grace as llamas strike a variety of hilarious yoga poses. Each month delivers a dose of zen with a side of laughter thanks to these ultra-bendy, woolly yogis.
Cats in Hiss-Tory 2026 Wall Calendar
HISTORICALLY HILARIOUS - Step back in time with this clever 2026 calendar featuring cats dressed as iconic historical figures. From pharaohs to philosophers, these regal felines put a paw-sitively purrfect twist on the pages of history.
The Wit and Charm of Emily in Paris
Since its release in 2020 Emily in Paris has received some criticism from journalists and Parisians for being ridiculously unrealistic...nevertheless, its global popularity has established it as a flagship Netflix show, which narrates most entertainingly the fairytale of Emily Cooper, a Millenial/Gen Z American in Paris, played by Lily Collins. One could say that Emily has the size and charm of Audrey Hepburn and the irreverent style of the girl from Chicago. The Emily in Paris series is a visual feast that unveils all the Parisian codes: must-see iconic sites, trendy "m'as-tu vu?" spots, haute couture and snobbery, and, of course, exquisite food! Aerial views, night shots of the City of Light, rooftops and caf矇 terraces place Paris as the central character along with Emily of course. Thanks to Paris, Emily's life is about to bloom. She'll take her Parisian sexual awakening and career development into her very own American hands! In this book, you will find the best quotes from the first three series, and the wit and charm will stylishly inspire you and make you smile. This is the perfect gift for any fans of the hit Netflix series!
The Wit and Wisdom of Ted Lasso
The Wit and Wisdom of Ted Lasso has many amusing quotes from the show, including many classic one-liners from Ted and the rest of the incredible cast, as well as fun facts and stats about the actors and characters. Not to mention tea, scones and soccer. The phenomenon that is Ted Lasso is not going away any time soon. This super-funny show about an American coach who comes to England to run a Premier League football team has captured the hearts of television watchers around the world - as well as caught the eye of critics and prize-givers worldwide. Perhaps it is the feel-good nature of the show and its timing that has seen it awarded Emmy awards aplenty, as well as many others.
The Confessions of Anthony Fauci
This you gotta read. His final confession. The one he wasn't supposed to write. The one they'll brand as "misinformation" while sliding it under the table. Call it a tell-all, call it damage control, call it his victory lap. He calls it . . . pandemic preparedness, uncut. From the ferret labs of 2011 to the DEFUSE proposal they pretend never existed, he walks you through the whole beautiful mess--avian flu experiments, gain-of-function sleight of hand, the pauses that weren't really pauses, the oversight boards that didn't oversee. How a few coughs in China got buried under a much bigger story. How "follow the science" became "don't follow the money." Names will be named. Timelines clarified. His fingerprints will be all over it--figuratively, of course. And maybe literally.
Dress Up Taylor: A New Era
Swifites rejoice! Get pressing and dressing with 12 all-new looks from the queen of the charts and our hearts. Following the success of the first volume, Dress Up Taylor: A New Era features 12 all-new outfits to style your fave pop icon in. From Taylor's swingin' '60s mod dress in the "ME!" music video and her NYU graduation garb, to fan-favorite looks from the Eras Tour and the darkly romantic wedding dress worn in the "Fortnight" music video, this brand-new volume offers a dozen more showstopping looks to add to the Taylor paper doll wardrobe. With beautifully illustrated, press-out outfits and a sturdy Taylor mannequin wearing a new Eras Tour bodysuit, this new paper doll book is the ultimate collector's item for Swifties and fashionistas alike.
Everything I Know about Love Fifth Anniversary Special Edition
A deluxe, limited anniversary edition hardcover of Dolly Alderton's beloved New York Times bestseller, featuring a new short introduction from the author and eye-catching pink stained edges."There is no writer quite like Dolly Alderton working today."--Lisa Taddeo, author of #1 New York Times bestseller Three Women"A beautifully told journey and a thoughtful, important book. I loved it."--Elizabeth Gilbert, New York Times bestselling author of Eat, Pray, Love and City of GirlsWhen it comes to the trials and triumphs of becoming an adult, journalist and former Sunday Times columnist Dolly Alderton has seen and tried it all. In her memoir, she vividly recounts falling in love, finding a job, getting drunk, getting dumped, realizing that Ivan from the corner shop might just be the only reliable man in her life, and that absolutely no one can ever compare to her best girlfriends. Everything I Know About Love is about bad dates, good friends and--above all else--realizing that you are enough.Glittering with wit and insight, heart and humor, Dolly Alderton's unforgettable debut weaves together personal stories, satirical observations, a series of lists, recipes, and other vignettes that will strike a chord of recognition with women of every age--making you want to pick up the phone and tell your best friends all about it. Like Bridget Jones' Diary but all true, Everything I Know About Love is about the struggles of early adulthood in all its terrifying and hopeful uncertainty.
Marvel So You've Been Bitten by a Radioactive Spider
The Marvel Comics Universe is full of action, adventure, danger, and cosmic peril. Be ready for anything with this illustrated action handbook--whether you have newly developed super-powers, you need to pilot an Iron Man suit, or Galactus is here to eat the Earth. Written by Marvel Comics and Emmy-nominated humor writer Daniel Kibblesmith, this official illustrated guide to surviving and thriving in the Marvel Universe uses comics-tested advice to steer readers through what to expect when exposed to gamma rays, bonding with a symbiote or--ow!--feeling an unexpected sting at the science fair. Featuring practical information such as wall-crawling tips, along with emergency information (you've been plunged into the Quantum Realm) and day-to-day guidance if your cat turns out to be a Flerken, you suspect someone of being a Skrull, or are facing a Doombot, this is the must-have handbook as you live in the world of Marvel's mightiest heroes. (c) 2025 MARVEL CRUCIAL ADVICE FROM MARVEL COMICS: What would you do if you discover you had mutant abilities, or are the only one on a heroic team without super-powers? Marvel comics writer and lifelong fan Daniel Kibblesmith finds inspiration and advice in the comics to offer tips and strategies for navigating these and many more of the reader's own 'what if' experiences. IMAGINATIVE ADVENTURES: The Hulk is totally hulking out, with mayhem imminent; you're weighing the pros and cons of legal representation from Matt Murdock or Jennifer Walters (or P.I. help from Jessica Jones or Howard the Duck); you need to speak Groot but are not fluent. This book has got you covered! Perfect for: Marvel fans looking for a fresh, funny spin on the comics Fans of action hero handbooks and survival guides Fans of Marvel Super Graphic, Marvel Mazes, and Thor and Loki: Midgard Family Mayhem
81 Legendary Little Johnny Jokes Some Adapted Re His Life From 0-90 Yrs Jokes
