Celebrity Turds- A Crappy Alphabet Book
Ever wondered what Adam Sandler's poop would look like? Or if Beyonc矇's bowel movements sparkle like her stage presence? No? Well... now you will.From A to Z, this gloriously immature picture book takes you on a flushable journey through the bathroom habits of America's most iconic celebrities - as imagined by people who definitely need more fiber and supervision.Each page hilariously combines your favorite stars with lovingly illustrated turds that reflect their personality, style, and unforgettable roles. It's absurd, inappropriate, and surprisingly artistic.Warning: This book contains high levels of crap. Handle with humor.
Trash Animals
Celebrating our imperfections, with trash pandas, rebel raccoons, rescue pigeons, and more!Move over Grumpy Cat and Lil Bub, there's a new mammal in town. "Pumpkin the Raccoon" has 1.5 million followers on Instagram, "Starfish the Opossum" 130,000, and "Gizmo the Skunk" 35,000 and counting. Instead of shooing them away as pests, the Internet-savvy are welcoming these creatures--once seen as the weirdos, the jaded, the unloved. According to the New York Times, it has surpassed a zeitgeist phenomenon; it's now a social movement. Move over cute, fluffy animals of yesteryear--this is the era of the eccentric outsider, the jaded rogue. Trash animals are making their way into the headlines ... and into our hearts.Featuring: - Trash Animals--Who Are They? Meet and greet opossums, skunks, bats, raccoons, squirrels, pigeons, rats, badgers, and more- In the News. Meet the Vermin-fluencers. We're used to seeing them in the trash, but these days you're more likely to see them in your Instagram feed. From profiles of Celebrity Vermin to Newsworthy Stunts like subway-riding pigeons and skunks performing handstands- Discover Your Spirit Trash Animal Quiz- Literary Animal Outsiders- Wildlife Protectors- Trash Animal Trading Cards- Fun FactsFull of charming full-color illustrations and plenty of mischief throughout, Trash Animals includes everything you could ever want to know about these lovable rogues!
Simon's Cat 2026 7 X 7 Mini Wall Calendar
ANIMATED ANTICS - Simon's Cat, a YouTube sensation, is all about the mischiefs of a chunky house cat, his doting owner Simon, and the various characters they meet.
Cat-Astrophe 2026 7 X 7 Mini Wall Calendar
CAT-ASTROPHE - Laugh out loud with monthly feline culprits who manage to turn the blame game around with their irresistible charm.
Mewvie Cats 2026 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
FURRY BLOCKBUSTERS - The Mewvie Cats 2026 calendar brings hilariously purr-fect parodies of iconic films, featuring feline stars in whimsical illustrations that will delight movie buffs and cat lovers alike. Each month is a new paws-itively clever cinematic pun, guaranteed to make you smile.
Iconic: Chappell
ICONIC: Chappell is a bold, visual journey through the rise of one of the world's most beloved new pop stars. Charting her meteoric rise to fame, her sold-out shows and inimitable outfits, as well as her more personal moments like being dropped by her record label, this beautiful gift book offers a jam-packed, photographic insight into the Red Wine Supernova singer's most memorable moments to date. Divided into 50 moments accompanied by striking photography of the musician, ICONIC: Chappell celebrates the midwestern princess in all her glittering glory.
Uncle John's Know It All Bathroom Reader
Uncle John and his team have once again filled a truly absorbing volume with entertaining and informative articles that make for ideal bathroom reading. Longtime fans and new readers will see their brain cells take an exponential leap forward with Uncle John's Know It All Bathroom Reader. Fascinating stories that explore the realms of pop culture, history, sports, and science--plus the ever-popular exploits of dumb crooks--will fill voids in your knowledge that you didn't even know existed. For this 38th annual edition, Uncle John and his team at the Bathroom Readers' Institute have searched high and low to bring you an all-new collection of entertaining and informative articles that includes short reads for a quick trip to the throne room as well as longer page-turners for extended visits. Also included are plenty of amusing lists, factoids, quotes, and quizzes that will fill your head with all sorts of odd trivia that you can use to amaze your friends.
This Book Is Literally Just Pictures of Cute Dogs That Will Bring You Joy
The Escape Room Advent Calendar
Christmas is in danger! Now it is up to you to save the holiday!Bridge the eternal wait for Christmas Eve and save Christmas! With this escape room book, you will spend the Advent season full of excitement and adventure!Are you ready to take on the role of a clever detective and solve tricky escape room-style puzzles?Then this book is just the thing for you! In this escape room Advent calendar, an adventure awaits that is second to none. Every day you get to solve a new task that will lead you to the next puzzle. The aim is to save Christmas.A new challenge every day - 24 exciting puzzles for Advent.With this escape room book, you embark on a unique mission: solve a new puzzle every day to get new clues that will help you solve the case and save the festive season. Don't worry if you get stuck: each puzzle is interactive and has a QR code that you can use to call up tips or check your solution. So, you will always be on the right track!The Escape Room Advent Calendar for adults offers you: 24 mini escape rooms for the Advent season that guide you through a gripping whodunit.A detective role that catapults you into the middle of the action - save Christmas and become a hero!Interactive: QR codes for each puzzle that offer tips, solutions, and help if needed.A captivating mix of puzzles and suspense - perfect for the Advent season!More than 12 hours of fun and puzzles.Alone, with your family, or with friends! Will you manage to save Christmas?Get ready for an Advent adventure that you will not forget in a hurry and get this special escape room book!
The Art of Bob's Burgers (Tm)
The jewel in the crown of the Bob's Burgers library: the long-awaited official book on the creation and artistry behind the beloved Emmy Award-winning animated series. The long-running and beloved animated series Bob's Burgers centers on patriarch Bob, who runs his business with his wife, porcelain baby collector and dinner-theater enthusiast Linda; with help or distraction from their teenage daughter Tina, who is obsessed with boys and horses; their son Gene, who is only afraid of snakes; and their youngest daughter Louise, who never, ever takes off her bunny ears. For this special book, the show's original creator, Loren Bouchard, lifts the curtain to reveal every facet of the Bob's Burgers world, from its earliest conception and the inspirations he took from his own life to the industry and magic behind the animation, and the intricacy and pathos in the show's cast of characters. With insight from art director Phil Hayes and the animation team, as well as from Loren's team of writers, the book explores everything from the creation of Ocean Avenue, Wonder Wharf, and the town to the writing process itself. The book is a treasure trove for fans, with hundreds of never-before-seen images alongside the stories, including photographs and sketches from Loren's archives, animation cells, and objects from the tremendous archive of Bob's Burgers collaborations. Moving chronologically from the creation of the show through its remarkable fifteen seasons, and culminating in the critically acclaimed movie that premiered in 2022, the book is at once a celebration of some of the most memorable television in recent history, and a look behind the scenes at a work of a comedy genius.
Successful Failure
Being successful is no laughing matter . . . unless the road there is littered with flops, fool's errands, fizzles, and straight-up failures. Kevin Fredericks (aka KevOnStage) is a viral stand-up star, an NAACP Image Award-winning comedian, the founder of KevOnStage Studios, a New York Times bestselling author, and a superstar on social media. But his path to success wasn't always smooth. As a kid, Kevin noticed something useful: If he made people laugh, the grown-ups would let him stay up late. In church plays, his commitment to the role of Goliath led to a busted lip, and the audience couldn't get enough. He dreamed of becoming a performer, of finding that big break that would launch him into the bright lights of pop culture fame. But as he soon found, the road to the life we want is longer, weirder, more embarrassing, and more entertaining than we think it will be. In Successful Failure, the comedian recounts hilarious stories and sincere insight from his adventures (and misadventures) trying to make it in life. From performing under an alias to avoid getting fired from his suit-and-tie day job to breaking a chair onstage and quitting stand-up for six months, from pooping his pants on a bus next to his future wife to starting a clothing line called Dreams Don't Die (they sure do if the merch doesn't sell), Kevin reminds readers that while we might not be The Rock, Warren Buffett, or Kevin Hart, we're all out here trying, and that's okay. Laugh-out-loud in one moment and perceptive in the next, Successful Failure is a wild ride from one of America's funniest comics and a sendup of our ideals around hustle culture and success.
Jane Said It Best
'What are young men to rocks and mountains?', wondered Elizabeth Bennet in Pride and Prejudice - and more than 200 years later, many of us are still asking ourselves the same thing! Little wonder, then, that Jane Austen's words are some of the most enduring, as her wit and wisdom extended far beyond her lifetime. Accompanied by beautiful illustrations that portray Austen's characters and her world at its most relatable, Jane Said It Best is a celebration of over 70 of her astute observations that still ring true to this day. In time for the 250th anniversary of her birth, this book brings to life quotes from all of Austen's beloved novels, as well as her private writings. The perfect gift for any Janeite, or anyone in need of some wise words to live by.
On the Ball
Whether you're a FOOTBALL fan, a PICKLEBALL pro, a TENNIS aficionado, or a CRICKET enthusiast, you'll love this fascinating collection of *over 200* sports facts. Did you know... A standard basketball has about 4,118 "pebbles" on its outer surface? All Major League Baseball umpires must wear black underwear in case their pants split? The longest ever pickleball rally consisted of 10,532 consecutive shots and lasted over 2 hours? Like the sound of these facts and want to know more? Then On the Ball is essential reading. Featuring obscure, unbelievable, intriguing, and engaging facts about some of the world's most popular ball sports, discover more than 200 fascinating nuggets of information on the sports, the balls, the players, the history, and more. Find out why the number of dimples on a golf ball can make you a better player, what the fastest recorded serve is in a tennis match, and who is the world's highest-earning ball player. All this makes this miscellany a must-have for any sports trivia fans.
White Slaves; or, the Oppression of the Worthy Poor
Discover the powerful narrative of "White Slaves; or, the Oppression of the Worthy Poor," a poignant exploration of historical injustices that resonates today. This compelling 19th-century literature delves into the harsh realities of economic disparity, class struggle, and the exploitation of the vulnerable. Through vivid storytelling, the author sheds light on the plight of the oppressed, making a profound social commentary that advocates for humanitarian issues and social reform. After decades of being out of print, Alpha Editions proudly presents this restored edition, ensuring that this cultural treasure is preserved for today s and future generations. This is not merely a reprint; it's a collector s item that invites both casual readers and classic literature enthusiasts to engage with a vital piece of our shared history. As you immerse yourself in this gripping tale, you will find echoes of the past that challenge us to reflect on current societal issues. "White Slaves" is more than just a book; it s a call to action against poverty and exploitation, a testament to human rights advocacy that remains relevant in our modern world. Don t miss the chance to own this essential work that captures the spirit of struggle and resilience. Join the movement to honor the worthy poor and elevate their voices through literature that inspires change.
Mindful Meowments
Follow the WISDOM of cats and start LIVING IN THE MOMENT with this tongue-in-cheek collection of EXPERT advice on MINDFULNESS--the feline way--and CUTE pictures to color in. Cats live a stressful life--they're expected to operate on just 16 hours of sleep a day and have to cope with the evil tabby next door, unexpected trips to the vet, and the occasional stubborn hairball. Thankfully, they've mastered the art of mindfulness, focusing on the here and now. Be inspired by the humorous cat-themed advice for living your life more mindfully. "Take time to enjoy the simpler things in life and avoid unnecessary distractions. Who needs pomp and circumstance when you have a cardboard box?" The book is also crammed with charming illustrations of kitties for you to color in. Featuring everything from pictures of sweet moggies chasing feathers to mischievous fluffy cats encouraging you to overcome your fears (facing the scary vacuum), Mindfulness for Cats is sure to delight cat lovers everywhere.
Totally 90s 2026 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
RETRO REWIND - The Totally 90's 2026 calendar is a nostalgic blast from the past, packed with throwback images and relatable captions that'll have you laughing and reminiscing all year long. From cassette tapes to jelly sandals, relive the quirky charm of your favorite decade.
Farm Yoga 2026 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
BARNYARD BALANCE - Delight in the whimsy of barnyard animals striking their best yoga poses in this laugh-out-loud calendar that's equal parts zen and zany. Perfect for yoga lovers, animal fans, or anyone who enjoys a daily dose of silly serenity.
Do or Donut 2026 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
DONUT STOP BELIEVIN' - Whether it's cake or glazed, mochi or fritter, the 2026 Do or Donut 12" x 12" Wall Calendar is the perfect way to add sugar nuggets of knowledge and sprinkles of joy to your year. From "Donut worry, be happy!" to "Life is short, eat the donut." this calendar is filled with wisdom as sweet as Bavarian cream and inspired by nature's perfect food.
Demotivationals 2026 12 X 12 Wall Calendar
WILDLY HILARIOUS - This 2026 wall calendar puts a comical twist on classic motivational posters, featuring animals paired with sarcastic captions that poke fun at ambition, patience, and success. Each month delivers a dose of dry humor to keep your spirits lifted and your expectations in check.
Doug the Pug 2026 6.5 X 8.5 Engagement Calendar
DOUG THE PUG - Get to know the "King of Pop Culture" with a massive following of 18 million on social media and billions of video views. Doug's camera-friendly charm shines just as bright in this spiral-bound softcover weekly planner.
DSM-K for Kepele
DSM-K for Kepele is a witty, one-of-a-kind fusion of psychiatry and Yiddish culture from the mind of Dr. Jolie Pataki, a psychiatrist with over 30 years of experience-and a Jew for more than twice as long. Through the humorous lens of her alter-ego, Dr. Fackacta, she offers a fresh (and hilarious) take on mental health diagnoses, replacing clinical jargon with the most accurately descriptive language ever spoken: Yiddish.With tongue-in-cheek "disorders" like Kvetch Disorder, Plotz Attacks, and Folie-A-Jew, Dr. Pataki pokes fun at the quirks of human nature, psychiatric practice, and cultural traditions alike. Whether you're a mental health professional, a lover of Jewish humor, or just someone who appreciates a good "oy vey," this book delivers insight and laughs in equal measure.Packed with cultural references, clever definitions, and compassionate wit, DSM-K for Kepele is more than a parody-it's a celebration of the richness (and ridiculousness) of human behavior. Read it, share it, and maybe even self-diagnose-at your own risk, of course.
The Argyle Sweater 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
Step into the fantastical realm of Scott Hillburn's Argyle Sweater where animals talk, politicians are honest, and ordinary moments take on delightfully bizarre twists. Each page of this The Argyle Sweater 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar reimagines pop culture, personal connections, and historical events with witty, pun-packed comedy, sure to inspire thought and provoke amusement all year long. With its unique blend of absurdity, cleverness, and imaginative humor, this desktop calendar promises a daily dose of surreal, slow-burn laughter. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size: 5.354" x 4.488" Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages contain Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, quotations, and trivia Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Each page features a different, humorous The Argyle Sweater comic
The Love Language of Dogs
This hilarious illustrated book revels in the unusual ways your dog may express their love and affection. You love your furry friend, and they love you too... lots. But has your dog ever gone a bit too far in pursuit of your approval, with well-intentioned behaviour leading to chaos? Brimming with humorous illustrations and witty captions, The Love Language of Dogs is here to help you appreciate your pet pup's desire to impress. Within you will find out: - What happens when your dog decides to make you dinner - What your pooch is trying to achieve by barking over all your guests - Why you should always be suspicious when your pet brings you free things Perfect for dog lovers and owners alike, this book offers insight into the various funny ways your pup may try to show their affection. It's sure to bring a smile to your face as you realize that, even if your dog sometimes takes things too far, you'll always love them!
Epiphany and the Shopping Trolley
Step into the lives of Catherine Bradshaw and Pauline Zufferey-two ENFP schoolteachers, mothers, and dear friends who somehow always end up back in the classroom, despite their best intentions. With red curls and an Italian nose, Catherine pens the words. Raven-haired and fiercely creative, Pauline brings them to life with art. Between them lies more than a century of life experience, sixty years of wrangling classrooms, and over five decades of parenting.This book is a tapestry of humour, heartache, faith, motherhood, Christmas carparks, rogue shopping trolleys, and sacred moments found in everyday chaos. Through witty monologues and striking illustrations, Catherine and Pauline invite you to laugh, cry, reflect-and perhaps see the miraculous in your own mundane.
My Cat's Plans for World Domination
This hilarious illustrated book revels in the ways your cat is taking advantage of your kind and unsuspecting nature. You love your furry friend and, as far as you know, they love you too. But have you ever suspected your feline companion of playing emotional mind games, sneaking around behind your back or being cleverer than they let on? Brimming with humorous illustrations and witty captions, My Cat's Plans for World Domination is here to help you appreciate your cat's crafty side. Within you will find out: - What happens when you leave your phone unattended in the presence of your pampered puss - What your cat is playing at when they refuse to use the cat flap - Why you should never take interior design advice from a pet Perfect for cat lovers and long-suffering owners, this book offers valuable insight into the various clever ways cats exert their dominance over humans. It's sure to bring a smile to your face as you realize that, even if your cat is slightly evil, you'll always love them!
Silly Dogs
Introducing the world's most hilarious hounds, playful pooches and clueless canines. In honor of man's best friend, this collection of silly dogs, funny captions and relatable memes will brighten your day better than any belly rub. From goofy faces to peculiar body positions, ridiculous scenarios to hilarious reactions, this selection of dog photos will entertain dog parents, pet people and canine lovers alike. Featuring funny captions and relatable memes, this amusing gallery reveals what dogs are really thinking. Whether they're suddenly very aware of their consciousness, secretly stropping, mustering zero thoughts, living their best lives, or simply happy to be here, the speech bubbles, internal monologues and one-liners will leave you laughing with every turn of the page. Inside you'll find: - A collection of silly dog photos - Hilarious captions that'll have you howling - Relatable moods and memes for all of life's ridiculous moments So take a paws, flick through and start feeling good. Praise the puppers!
Silly Cats
Feline low? This hilarious collection of silly cats will lighten your mood and leave you laughing out meowed. Cats are packed with purrsonality, and this book celebrates exactly that. From funny faces to bizarre body positions, silly scenarios to ridiculous reactions, this collection of cat photos will entertain feline fanatics and animal whisperers alike. Featuring witty captions and relatable memes, this goofy gallery reveals what cats are really thinking. Whether they're judging you, plotting an evil act, having a conversation with their last two brain cells, or simply sitting like a human, the speech bubbles, internal monologues and one-liners will leave you laughing with every turn of the page. Inside you'll find: - A selection of silly cat photos - Hilarious captions that'll have you cracking up - Relatable moods and memes for all of life's ridiculous moments So take a paws, flick through and start feeling good. This one's dedicated to the world's whackiest cats.
Dancing with Chihuahuas
For all of you out there who enjoyed reading my previous book Watching the World, this is what you've been waiting for!Dancing with Chihuahuas is somewhat of a follow-up, packed with plenty more of my anecdotal stories from here, there and everywhere. There's tales garnered from my travels, incidents experience when walking round the supermarket, an insight into a few rather strange job interviews I've had over the years, a tale about staying in a bed and breakfast, and, of course, one of my favourite subjects: the great British public and what they manage to get up to in restaurants! There's even stories of what happened when I was just minding my own business (a rare occasion, I hear you say).For those of you who have not read Watching the World (not that there can be many left who haven't), after you have read this book I can thoroughly recommend giving it a go. It offers a more in-depth look at certain subjects from my own point of view, whereas this book tends to skim the surface of what people really get up to when they think no one is watching. In the meantime, I hope you enjoy this book, and that you get as much pleasure from reading it as I did compiling and writing it. And one last thought for you... If something should happen to you during your day - however trivial - and you thought no one was watching... trust me, they were!
DSM-K for Kepele
DSM-K for Kepele is a witty, one-of-a-kind fusion of psychiatry and Yiddish culture from the mind of Dr. Jolie Pataki, a psychiatrist with over 30 years of experience-and a Jew for more than twice as long. Through the humorous lens of her alter-ego, Dr. Fackacta, she offers a fresh (and hilarious) take on mental health diagnoses, replacing clinical jargon with the most accurately descriptive language ever spoken: Yiddish.With tongue-in-cheek "disorders" like Kvetch Disorder, Plotz Attacks, and Folie-A-Jew, Dr. Pataki pokes fun at the quirks of human nature, psychiatric practice, and cultural traditions alike. Whether you're a mental health professional, a lover of Jewish humor, or just someone who appreciates a good "oy vey," this book delivers insight and laughs in equal measure.Packed with cultural references, clever definitions, and compassionate wit, DSM-K for Kepele is more than a parody-it's a celebration of the richness (and ridiculousness) of human behavior. Read it, share it, and maybe even self-diagnose-at your own risk, of course.
The Ultimate Movie Trivia Challenge
Do you eat popcorn with extra butter and a side of obscure film facts?The Ultimate Movie Trivia Challenge is the ultimate test for cinema lovers-a compendium of over 600 multiple-choice questions covering more than a century of movies. Whether you're looking for gifts for movie lovers, movie night gift ideas, or just want to challenge your own knowledge, this book delivers hours of fun.Packed with jaw-dropping facts, behind-the-scenes secrets, and hilarious stories, this trivia book goes beyond the screen to uncover the hidden gems of film history. From cult classics to Hollywood blockbusters, this is more than just a quiz-it's your VIP pass to bragging rights among friends and family.Inside you'll find: Over 600 fun multiple-choice questions, neatly divided into 34 themed chapters.Coverage of 100+ years of cinema, from the 1920s to today's superhero spectacles.Topics ranging from sci-fi, thrillers, and musicals to Oscars, world cinema, and iconic directors.Full answers and explanations after every quiz, so you'll always learn something new.A beautifully organized, illustrated format that makes it a keepsake as well as a game.Whether you're shopping for trivia books for adults, a fun game for the next movie night, or even birthday gifts for boyfriend, girlfriend, or anyone who can't stop quoting movies, this book makes a perfect pick.So grab your popcorn, silence your phones, and prepare to unleash your inner film nerd. From Hitchcock suspense to superhero blockbusters, this trivia-packed challenge will test even the most die-hard fans.Warning: Side effects may include spontaneous quoting, overconfidence at parties, and shouting "I knew that!" way too often.The Ultimate Movie Trivia Challenge-because real movie buffs don't just watch movies, they live them.
Last Seen Online
A funny workplace mystery about friendship, burnout, and the chaos of modern office life.When a young designer at a Mumbai tech startup is found dead just days before her big promotion, the office reacts the only way it knows how: With awkward condolences, badly timed emojis, and a calendar invite for grief counselling.But one employee isn't ready to move on.Told entirely through office group chats, private messages, and suspiciously timed emails, Last Seen Online is a sharp, satirical murder mystery about how fast we move on-and what gets left unread.Perfect for fans of: Corporate thrillers with humourWitty, fast-paced chat fictionBooks like The Thursday Murder Club, My Dark Vanessa, or The AppealAnyone who's ever wanted to throw their laptop at a Slack notificationSet in the chaos of a modern Indian workplace, this book combines dark humour, emotional depth, and a gripping whodunit that keeps you guessing-until the final reveal hits like a reply-all gone wrong.
Dear Diary
A Ridiculously Relatable Guide for Writers, Grammar Nerds, and Emotionally Unstable Sentences EverywhereAre you overwhelmed by commas? Haunted by em dashes? Having an emotionally complicated relationship with ellipses? Same.This isn't your average grammar guide. It's part style manual, part therapy session, and part chaos-driven love letter to the tiny marks that keep our writing from collapsing into incoherent word soup. Told in diary form from the perspective of a slightly frazzled writer (okay, very frazzled), this book tackles each punctuation mark like the character it truly is-from the emotionally repressed Period to the drama-drenched Em Dash to the Interrobang that demands to know what's going on?!Whether you're a seasoned author, an anxious student, or someone who just wants to understand why a semicolon is judging you, this book is here to help. Or at least keep you laughing while you spiral.Because punctuation can't fix you.But it can absolutely make you feel like you're not alone in the sentence.
Where's my phone?
Darshani is a busy mom, human resources manager, entrepreneur, and nutritionist who's constantly juggling a million things-until she loses her phone. What starts as a simple search for a missing phone turns into a laugh-out-loud yet emotional journey of self-discovery. Between balancing family life and a demanding career, this multitasking mom realizes that sometimes losing your phone (even in the fridge) helps you and what really matters: yourself.Where's my phone? "Finding Life's Treasures in the Chaos" is a hilarious and heartwarming short story collection about a caffeine-fuelled, sleep-deprived mom immersed in the wild ride of parenting, filled with mom-brain moments, unexpected treasures, and ultimately love and laughter. Because in the chaos of motherhood, the things you truly need are rarely what you're looking for.
I'm Just a Little Guy
Are you burned-out, exhausted, and tired of hustling? Do you ever want to throw your head back and scream "But I'm just a little guy!"? In this adorably illustrated gift book based on comedian Charlie James's viral "Little Frog" sketches, Paul Bog is here to show you a softer, sillier, sunnier way to be. Meet Paul Bog the Small Frog. He's just a little guy. He likes to frolic through the meadow, collect trinkets, and sunbathe in the nude. You should be more like Paul. Within these pages, Paul Bog walks you through a day in his life and shares advice on how to navigate modern existence, including: Avoiding Burnout: "For every hour of work I do, I spend three hours staring at a still life painting."Finding a Therapist: "If you've already tried speaking directly into a wishing well to no avail, I suggest talking to a wise old owl or a professional therapist (interchangeable)."Saving Money: "I cannot save money for the future. The future is too unknowable. I can, however, toss a little coin into a nearby wishing well and hope for the best."Anxiety: "My only advice for limiting anxiety is to spend fifty to ninety percent of your life supine near a large body of water."This hilarious and charming guide to the "little guy" lifestyle will inspire anyone who wants to slow down and muck around.
