Effin’ Birds 12-Month 2026 Monthly/Weekly Planner Calendar
Need to expand your swear-a-saurus? We have just the thing for you! Each weekly spread of this delightfully profane and deeply cathartic 12-month planner features beautifully colored vintage bird artwork, paired with hilariously irreverent captions--sure to amuse and delight lovers of avian snark everywhere. Bring the joy of swear-therapy to every week of 2026. Track appointments, plan trips, jot down notes, and let these brazen birds work their effin' magic! Features include: 7" x 9" (14" x 9" open) Perfect bound Sturdy softcover Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Ribbon page marker 12-month planner: January-December 2026 Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders Weekly spreads include color artwork and plenty of room to write Extra pages at back for notes, goals, and more Year-at-a-glance pages for 2025, 2026, and 2027 Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Time Each weekly spread features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings
Dog Shaming 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
Dog owners everywhere will find themselves both laughing and wincing at the hilarious shenanigans of these dogs. The Dog Shaming 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar features daily photos of dogs in trouble--because even when they destroy the furniture, pee on the carpet, or chew on your favorite pair of shoes, dogs have a way of still looking adorable. Anyone who has ever owned a dog will get a kick out of the shaming of these dogs in this wholesome calendar. Features include: No single-use plastic 5.354" x 4.488" page size Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Real life photos of dogs getting in trouble
Bad Bitches of Antiquity
A feminist retelling of the most formidable women in world mythology. Move over, Zeus. The most powerful goddesses, mortals, and sorceresses of the ancient world have something to say. Bad Bitches of Antiquity is the modern compendium of badass mythological women who used their powers, prowess, mischief, and cleverness to make moves, exact revenge, bestow miracles, and cleverly control the comings and goings of mortals and gods alike. This timely--and timeless--book takes a fresh look at the unforgettable women of mythology, answering questions such as: Was Demeter a forlorn mother who lost her child or the reason for the seasons? Is Ariadne merely the wife of Dionysus or a keeper of labyrinths worthy of a constellation? Was Ixchel a simple fertility goddess or a fierce protector of women? From Medusa to the Morr穩gan, Atalanta to Athena, and Persephone to Pele, readers will discover the empowering and relatable truth behind the immortal curtain of their favorite tales. Each captivating story embraces the multitudes within these mythical women to present them with the grace, humor, and hint of irreverence they truly deserve.
Essay On Irish Bulls, by R. L. and M. Edgeworth
Essay On Irish Bulls, by R. L. and M. Edgeworth
Cat Got Your Tongue?
A vibrantly illustrated collection of cat-related proverbs and idioms collected from around the world--by the New York Times bestselling author of Tiny But Mighty and Cats of the World, beloved by millions online as the Kitten Lady. There's more than one way to get the job done, or as they say in Finland, "There are many ways, said Grandma, while wiping the table with a cat. . . ." In this charming, gift-worthy collection, renowned kitten rescuer, humane educator, and author Hannah Shaw shares 60 feline-focused phrases gathered during her worldwide travels as an animal advocate. Perfect for cat lovers, language nerds, and avid travelers, Cat Got Your Tongue? presents each saying in its native language along with an English translation, a simple explanation of its meaning and use, and a delightful illustration by New Yorker cartoonist Sophie Lucido Johnson. For example: - Portuguese "Quem n瓊o tem c瓊o ca癟a com gato" or "One who has no dog hunts with a cat" (we must make do with the resources we have).- Yiddish "Vern zol fun dir a blintshik, un di kats zol dikh khapn," or "May you turn into a blintz and be snatched by a cat" (a curse expressing ill will).- Dutch "De kat op het spek binden," or "tie the cat to the bacon" (to forbid something that's very tempting, like kids with a cookie jar). Featuring proverbs from India, France, China, Malaysia, T羹rkiye, Holland, and many more--in languages from Arabic to Spanish--this enchanting little book reveals the central role that cats play in cultures everywhere, whether to impart a wise piece of advice, insult a rude neighbor, or as they say in Romania, to "look like the cat at a calendar" (appear very confused).
Garfield 2026 Wall Calendar
Based on the classic lasagna-loving, havoc-wreaking cat comic, the Garfield 2026 Wall Calendar showcases twelve of Garfield's best moments. Garfield is known for being lazy, but it isn't hard work for him to make us laugh. Each monthly spread of this wall calendar features a full-color image of Garfield or one of his lively accomplices, alongside full-color comic strips that celebrate the joys of causing mischief and hitting the snooze button. Features include: 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open) Fold-around cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink Planning spread for September-December 2025 Spans January-December 2026 Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Time Includes a full-color Garfield image and comic strip each month
Cartoons from the New Yorker 2026 Wall Calendar
The funny, insightful, and sometimes a bit quirky cartoons from The New Yorker make the perfect addition to any wall. The Cartoons from The New Yorker 2026 Wall Calendar features a large cartoon each month, and the grids contain plenty of space to jot down appointments, meetings, or activities each day. A bonus cartoon is included at the bottom of each monthly spread. Features include: 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open) Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Planning spread for September-December 2025 Spans January-December 2026 Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Time Two cartoons on each monthly spread
Wawawiwa’s Pasta La Vista 2026 Wall Calendar
Who says you can't play with your food? Featuring colorful and clever food-themed comics, this wall calendar from Wawawiwa might be a little cheesy, but it sure is grate. Wawawiwa's Pasta La Vista 2026 Wall Calendar is pho sure going to make you laugh. Each monthly spread features a family friendly food-themed illustration from popular creator Andr矇s Colmenares. It's so clever and colorful, you'll pita the fool who doesn't have this calendar hanging in their space. Features include: 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open) Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Planning spread for September-December 2025 Spans January-December 2026 Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Time Features charming food-themed illustrations from the popular webcomic Wawawiwa
Close to Home 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar
Get ready for a year's worth of laughs with John McPherson's quirky characters who always find themselves in awkward but hilarious situations. The Close to Home 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar features some of the greatest and most iconic comics from longtime cartoonist John McPherson. Whether it's the man who travels only in a pair of Speedos to avoid time spent at airport security, a group of young cats who do power shots of mice when they're in the mood to party, or the safety-conscious mom who makes her kids wear parachutes when they visit the Grand Canyon--this calendar will provide a daily dose of humor throughout the year. Features include: 4.6" x 4.6" page size No single-use plastic Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink Tear-off pages Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observations A full-color comic on each page Includes Daily Extra! Bonus content on the back of each day's page