Days of Our Lies
75 common deceits, half-truths, mistruths, misleading statements, false claims and outright whoppers.What have you heard? Did it sound real or is someone having you on? In an era of tabloid trickery, fake news, and wall-to-wall marketing, it can be hard to tell what's gospel and what's just yelling with good acoustics.If you are tired of being lied to, know that you are not the only one. Herein you shall find an honest set of 75 common fibs and fabrications that you may have already been subjected to, or very soon will be. Either way, after reading C.P. Sharpe's Days of Our Lies, you'll be able see through them, and be forewarned.The lies we tell each other often come all too easily, but sometimes they are also necessary, if only for social survival. This conflict between the honour of honesty but knowing that such candour could ruin your life, means these really are the days of our lies.Presented as a rapid-fire collection of sarky comments and quirky observations, each entry is attractively illustrated and accompanied by a carefully appropriated quotation to match the mood.Includes such heavy hitters as: "It's not you, it's me.""I just need some time to myself.""Due to the economic situation we've had to put pay rises on hold.""It's not moisturiser, it's 'Sport Balm'.""It wasn't me. It must have been the dog.""Yes, of course I'll still respect you in the morning."Light-hearted, punky and pithy, C.P. Sharpe's Days of Our Lies will give you 112 pages of reassurance during a quiet moment or provide you with something to share in a louder one. Order today and be able to see it coming tomorrow.(Although the content is certainly not explicit, some of the themes explored do address life experience and are somewhat grown-up in nature - e.g. relationships, alcohol, money, technology, the workplace, mild sexual references - so in that sense, this book is not recommended for minors.)
A Foreigner’s Guide to British Humour
What is British humour? What does it mean to cross the line? Why do Brits love sarcasm so much?This book is your guide to navigating the wonderfully dry, delightfully sarcastic, and sometimes baffling world of British humour. From mastering the art of self-deprecation to understanding the unspoken rules of irony, this guide unpacks the essence of British humour with cultural context and plenty of laughs along the way. Whether you're planning your next trip to the island, trying to impress your British colleagues or you are simply a fan of British comedy, this book offers an engaging and entertaining crash course in what makes the Brits laugh - and why you'll soon be laughing along with them.Dive into the fascinating world of British humour with this comprehensive guide.In the first part of the book, explore the rich history of British wit, uncovering its evolution through centuries of culture and tradition. Learn about the key characteristics and toolkit that make British humour so distinctive-its dry wit, self-deprecation, wordplay, and subtle sarcasm.The second part invites you to laugh and learn with a carefully curated selection of classic and modern British jokes. Each joke is accompanied by an insightful explanation of the jokes.Whether you're a fan of Monty Python, the sharp dialogue of British sitcoms, or the sly humour of British literature, this book offers an engaging exploration of the wit that has shaped a nation. Perfect for anyone who wants to appreciate or adopt a dash of British charm in their own humour!
More Rubbish Pet Portraits
Due to popular demand, the SUNDAY TIMES bestselling author, Hercule Van Wolfwinkle, is back with a second collection of 'ultra realistic' pet portraits. Not only are there more portraits, but they are even more rubbish than you could have ever expected. Here's a snapshot of just some of the recipients' responses: 'I often think that your art couldn't possibly get better. And you always prove me right!' 'It reminds me of something. Obviously not my dog, but something...' 'You've got some neck trying to charge me for this.' WARNING: If you like art, this book almost certainly isn't for you.
Mad Libs: For the Fans: Olivia Rodrigo Edition
Mad Libs is the world's greatest word game and the perfect gift or activity for anyone who likes to laugh! Write in the missing words on each page to create your own hilariously funny stories all about fans of Olivia Rodrigo. Throw on your purple NOUN and decorate your PART OF THE BODY with stickers! With 21 "fill-in-the-blank" stories about being a fan of Olivia Rodrigo, this game can be played alone, in a group, or while spilling your guts out. Mad Libs are a fun family activity recommended for ages 8 to NUMBER. Mad Libs For the Fans: Olivia Rodrigo Edition includes: - Silly stories 21 "fill-in-the-blank" stories about fans of Olivia Rodrigo.- Language arts practice Mad Libs are a great way to build reading comprehension and grammar skills.- Fun with friends Each Mad Libs is a chance for friends to work together to create unique stories!
