Days of Our Lies
75 common deceits, half-truths, mistruths, misleading statements, false claims and outright whoppers.What have you heard? Did it sound real or is someone having you on? In an era of tabloid trickery, fake news, and wall-to-wall marketing, it can be hard to tell what's gospel and what's just yelling with good acoustics.If you are tired of being lied to, know that you are not the only one. Herein you shall find an honest set of 75 common fibs and fabrications that you may have already been subjected to, or very soon will be. Either way, after reading C.P. Sharpe's Days of Our Lies, you'll be able see through them, and be forewarned.The lies we tell each other often come all too easily, but sometimes they are also necessary, if only for social survival. This conflict between the honour of honesty but knowing that such candour could ruin your life, means these really are the days of our lies.Presented as a rapid-fire collection of sarky comments and quirky observations, each entry is attractively illustrated and accompanied by a carefully appropriated quotation to match the mood.Includes such heavy hitters as: "It's not you, it's me.""I just need some time to myself.""Due to the economic situation we've had to put pay rises on hold.""It's not moisturiser, it's 'Sport Balm'.""It wasn't me. It must have been the dog.""Yes, of course I'll still respect you in the morning."Light-hearted, punky and pithy, C.P. Sharpe's Days of Our Lies will give you 112 pages of reassurance during a quiet moment or provide you with something to share in a louder one. Order today and be able to see it coming tomorrow.(Although the content is certainly not explicit, some of the themes explored do address life experience and are somewhat grown-up in nature - e.g. relationships, alcohol, money, technology, the workplace, mild sexual references - so in that sense, this book is not recommended for minors.)
A Foreigner’s Guide to British Humour
What is British humour? What does it mean to cross the line? Why do Brits love sarcasm so much?This book is your guide to navigating the wonderfully dry, delightfully sarcastic, and sometimes baffling world of British humour. From mastering the art of self-deprecation to understanding the unspoken rules of irony, this guide unpacks the essence of British humour with cultural context and plenty of laughs along the way. Whether you're planning your next trip to the island, trying to impress your British colleagues or you are simply a fan of British comedy, this book offers an engaging and entertaining crash course in what makes the Brits laugh - and why you'll soon be laughing along with them.Dive into the fascinating world of British humour with this comprehensive guide.In the first part of the book, explore the rich history of British wit, uncovering its evolution through centuries of culture and tradition. Learn about the key characteristics and toolkit that make British humour so distinctive-its dry wit, self-deprecation, wordplay, and subtle sarcasm.The second part invites you to laugh and learn with a carefully curated selection of classic and modern British jokes. Each joke is accompanied by an insightful explanation of the jokes.Whether you're a fan of Monty Python, the sharp dialogue of British sitcoms, or the sly humour of British literature, this book offers an engaging exploration of the wit that has shaped a nation. Perfect for anyone who wants to appreciate or adopt a dash of British charm in their own humour!
Mad Libs: For the Fans: Olivia Rodrigo Edition
Mad Libs is the world's greatest word game and the perfect gift or activity for anyone who likes to laugh! Write in the missing words on each page to create your own hilariously funny stories all about fans of Olivia Rodrigo. Throw on your purple NOUN and decorate your PART OF THE BODY with stickers! With 21 "fill-in-the-blank" stories about being a fan of Olivia Rodrigo, this game can be played alone, in a group, or while spilling your guts out. Mad Libs are a fun family activity recommended for ages 8 to NUMBER. Mad Libs For the Fans: Olivia Rodrigo Edition includes: - Silly stories 21 "fill-in-the-blank" stories about fans of Olivia Rodrigo.- Language arts practice Mad Libs are a great way to build reading comprehension and grammar skills.- Fun with friends Each Mad Libs is a chance for friends to work together to create unique stories!
Position of the Day Playbook Revised and Updated
Limber up! This completely revised and updated edition of the bestselling Position of the Day Playbook (over 750,000 copies sold) includes 365 mind- (and body-) bending sexual positions for every day of the year. Following the publication of the wildly successful Position of the Day book, the creators at Nerve were bombarded with reader comments: Do any of the positions work better with equipment? And, hey, do I still need to go to the gym if I'm regularly having sex upside down with my head on a chair and my feet wrapped around my lover's neck? With this new edition of the companion Position of the Day Playbook, they have tried to address these concerns and others with inspiringly sexy and hilariously informative guidance. For each position in this book, you get: An estimated caloric expenditure (for each person involved) A humorous list of possible side effects (leg cramp, rug burn) Equipment recommendations (rocking chair, ottoman) Plenty of space to rate and review your experience Featuring all the classics from the original playbook, as well as reimagined positions, new pop culture references, and essential updates throughout, this edition ensures sex can be fun and inclusive for everyone. TRUSTED RESOURCE: With over 1.7 million copies sold in the book series (Position of the Day and Position of the Day Playbook), Position of the Day is the go-to resource for all things fun and sexy. FRESH UPDATE ON A TRIED-AND-TRUE CLASSIC: Featuring 365 sex positions of varying degrees of difficulty, and a layer of data and details to add some sex-positive planning into the action, there's something for every lover here. Beginners will enjoy trying out positions like the Spoon Drawer and the Sexy Pretzel, while the more adventurous will have fun with the Hip Huggers, the Hot Slide, and many more. INCLUSIVE IMAGES: The sex book for everyone! Perfect for folks of all sexual orientations and gender identities looking for a fun and tasteful book of sex positions. FUN AND SAUCY GIFT: A great present or self-purchase for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, bachelor or bachelorette parties, or anytime gift to turn up the heat. Pair with the companion Position of the Day book, massage oil, or a sex toy to create a delightfully playful package. EASILY PORTABLE: This pocket guide is the perfect size to keep on your bedside table (or coffee table for some fun conversation starters) or to throw in your bag or luggage for a romantic getaway or vacation. Publisher's note: Should parties find themselves stuck in one of the positions, they are advised to contact 911 immediately and neither Chronicle Books nor Nerve directly. Perfect for: Couples and romantic partners of all orientations looking to have fun together Fans of the Position of the Day series Anyone seeking to spice things up in the bedroom Gift givers looking for something special for a bachelorx party, Valentine's Day, or anniversary Shoppers seeking a white elephant present, gag gift, or unique way to make someone laugh
More Rubbish Pet Portraits
Due to popular demand, the SUNDAY TIMES bestselling author, Hercule Van Wolfwinkle, is back with a second collection of 'ultra realistic' pet portraits. Not only are there more portraits, but they are even more rubbish than you could have ever expected. Here's a snapshot of just some of the recipients' responses: 'I often think that your art couldn't possibly get better. And you always prove me right!' 'It reminds me of something. Obviously not my dog, but something...' 'You've got some neck trying to charge me for this.' WARNING: If you like art, this book almost certainly isn't for you.
Billion Dollar Dispute
Harvey Lincoln is an irresistible young billionaire determined to save my parent's failing business. When we start working together he thinks he can charm my pants off, but I'm a single mom with trust issues the size of New York.When my ex-husband is arrested my mother hands me the family business, and I take it as a life raft for me and my son.Harvey thinks he can swoop in and save the day, but I'm not looking for a White Knight. Despite my efforts to keep my distance, he refuses, persistently showing up everywhere I am... including my house.When he confides in me about needing his inheritance to expand his company, I agree to let him help. It doesn't hurt that he's incredibly handsome, with a chiseled jawline, piercing eyes, and a playful personality.The long days and late nights working together cause me to see a softer, sweeter side of Mr. Lincoln. Inch by inch, he breaks down my walls and wins my heart.I only asked for one thing in return: honesty. A promise he seems to have forgotten.
Heart of the Original, 2025 edition
Originality is hated and pretended, but the real thing is beautiful. Heart of the Original is about the strange way people behave when confronted with real originality and the fun of making them behave that way. It's a secret history which explains why the same idea is repeatedly hailed as a breakthrough, how to locate original ideas by thinking spatially, why almost any situation is improved by a berserking hen, why obvious outcomes are declared a surprise and whether humanity wants to survive. It's a creativity manual, a satire and a relief. Annoy your friends and baffle your enemies with this 2025 pocket paperback edition. "Force-fed with ideas until its liver explodes, this is a sizzling and hilarious manifesto where its author means every blazing word. Probably the most astonishing thing you will read during this otherwise lacklustre incarnation." - Alan Moore "This is a manual to creativity that no artist or heavy thinker should be without" - January Magazine"Originality irritates so obscurely you may have to evolve to scratch it" - Jeff Lint "A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes" - Ludwig Wittgenstein
Delusions
In this sharp and darkly funny new essay collection from the New York Times bestselling author, Cazzie David explores the irony and existential crises of leaving youth behind.With her thirtieth birthday fast approaching, Cazzie reflects on the delusions that laid waste to her twenties and reckons with their consequences now that the specter of a new decade is looming. Touching on everything from the pressure to find the "right" partner, dealing with the relentless grip of social media, and navigating body dysmorphic spirals, Delusions cuts through the noise, offering personal anecdotes, sharp cultural criticism, and witty, honest contemplations on the chaos of contemporary adulthood. Cazzie brings her trademark voice--blunt, self-aware, and blisteringly funny--to essays that are as vulnerable as they are biting. An attempt to mature in the span of one year
If Nick Drake Came to My House
What if you had the chance to tell your hero just how much they meant to you? If Nick Drake came to my house and knocked upon the door I'm sure I'd be more happy than I've ever been before... In If Nick Drake Came to My House, Mackenzie Crook - the creator of Detectorists and Worzel Gummidge - explores the power of art to impact our lives, expressed through an imaginary visit from the late, great singer-songwriter. A tender homage to a classic book by Joan Gale Thomas, Crook's first book for adults is infused with his characteristic warm humor, both in the story and his beautiful illustrations. It's a book for anyone who has ever wished they had the chance to tell their hero how much they meant to them.
