Poop Fair
Dookie is a poop munching bug in need of cash. Pierre is a praying mantis with a mind for business but has a name on his head. Can these insects help one another before it's too late?Dookie is far from a typical poop-rolling dung beetle. Disappointed he didn't get an iPoo for Christmas, Dookie needs to find a way to earn some dung dollars. After a failed business venture, Dookie's luck changes when a praying mantis moves in next door. The entrepreneurial mantis turns a local diarrhea outbreak into a poop theme park wonderland the dung beetle community can enjoy. So finally for Dookie, the cash is rolling in.Pierre is a praying mantis running from an arranged marriage. He hides among the dung beetles to save his head, but his problems worsen when he and Dookie are captured and thrown into a bug circus where the main event is a live praying mantis beheading, and Pierre's head is the star of the show!Can Dookie find a way to break out of the bug circus and save his friend's head? Will Dookie ever play Angry Turds on his own iPoo?Poop Fair is the fourth book in a series of comedic children's picture books. If you like clever wordplay, gross-out humor and hilarious illustrations, then you'll love the latest book in Damiano Bernardo's Dookie the Dung Beetle's Stinky Adventure series.Buy Poop Fair and laugh your way through story time today!
Life Lessons from Dinosaurs
A lighthearted collection of homespun wisdom from dinosaurs, featuring beautifully painted scenes from the New York Times bestselling Dinotopia books by author James Gurney. As the original dominant species on planet Earth, what advice might dinosaurs have for another species on the possible verge of extinction? And who better than to bring language to tyrant lizards than James Gurney, whose Dinotopia books have sold millions of copies over the last three decades. Gurney, a painter, instructor, and storyteller, adds a philosopher's touch to this gift book perfect for anyone looking to bygone era for a bit of life advice and perspective. You'll marvel at these Triassic truisms, Jurassic aphorisms, and Mesazoic meditations.
Day One Dictator
As Trump returns to the ballot in 2024, this collection of Doonesbury Sunday comics about the former (and possibly future) president will hit just ahead of one of the most significant election cycles in decades. "I want to be a dictator for one day." - Trump Volume V of the Doonesbury Trump Quintet tracks the ever-metastasizing Big Lie, with Mark offering a month-by-month calendar to track the Former Guy's burgeoning court dates. Unfortunately for the Trump Innocence Project, it turns out almost all the witnesses are former aides or allies. How did Dems manage to weaponize Trump's friends? While readers puzzle over that, they can also play a life-of-crime board game -- Donald Trump's Spree. The only way to win, of course, is to cheat, but no problem -- it's been normalized. Fortunately, this volume also features the Doonesbury regulars, with Alex and Toggle raising three free-range kids and Mike happily wallowing in grandpahood. Mr. Covid retires, proud to know his wilier, more adaptive descendants will keep taking the fight to the unvaxxed. Joanie thinks Rick's latest story is the best thing he's ever written: too bad it was actually authored by ChatGPT. Roland and Rascal, wading through Ukrainian snowdrifts, blunder into a Meta crack-up. Not even fantasy is making sense, but in Day One Dictator, G.B. Trudeau gives it his best shot yet. Garry Trudeau is in his 36th year of trying to make Donald Trump go away. Nothing's worked.
Worse Than You Think
In contemporary American politics, where absurdity often overshadows reality, Worse Than You Think emerges as a refreshingly candid and witty account of what happens when ordinary individuals, fueled by a blend of idealism and frustration, leap into the political arena. This narrative dives into the real-life journey of a high school teacher, Edward "Todd" Allen, who took the bold step of running for Congress in 2018. Along for the ride was his best friend and fellow educator, Heath Hamrick, who had a simple job: make everything work out in the end. Todd and Heath embark on a quest to fix the "crazy circus" of our partisan divide, only to find themselves in a series of comical and eye-opening situations, encountering bizarre characters that could only arise deep in the heart of American politics. Worse Than You Think offers laughter, surprises, and perhaps a spark of inspiration to those contemplating their role in democracy. Whether you're seeking validation for your political cynicism, a guide on what not to do in a political campaign, or just a good laugh, this book promises to be an engaging read.
The Book of Taylor
Everything you need to know about the queen of the charts and our hearts. From her signature red lip to her endless list of chart-topping hits, Taylor Swift is a force to be reckoned with. Every blank space in The Book of Taylor has been filled with colorful collages of our fave cat-loving, Grammy-winning, country-pop queen, alongside 50 T-Swiz facts, including her biggest fears, her unpublished manuscript, her go-to drive-through order, and more. Go beyond friendship bracelets and get to know your dream BFF on a whole other level.
The Jolliest Bunch
From the New York Times bestselling author of How Do I Un-Remember This? and host of the hit podcast Everything Iconic with Danny Pellegrino comes a collection of tragically hilarious holiday mishaps.For many families, the holiday season is--quite frankly--unhinged. Whether that involves inappropriately improvised monologues at the children's Christmas pageant, gifts that land someone in the emergency room, or just sitting through the emotional rollercoaster of a Hallmark movie marathon, the holidays are a chaotic and magical time. And nobody knows this better than Danny Pellegrino.For Danny, the holidays are always accompanied by both merriment and mayhem. And like the gay Ghost of Christmas Past, he's here to take you on a nostalgic trip through his most festive memories in a collection of stories that are heartfelt, hilarious, and (unfortunately) true. So grab your favorite winter beverage, snuggle up by the crackling fireplace, and turn up the holiday tunes from the pop diva of your choosing. The Jolliest Bunch is a healthy dose of holiday cheer to prepare you for the unhinged season ahead and remind you of the moments that make all the chaos worth it.
My Husband and other animals - Book 1
About the Book'GREAT STORIES OF THE UPS AND THE DOWNS, THE PLEASURES AND THE PERILS, OF LIVING ON THE EDGE OF THE JUNGLE.' -MARK TULLY, AUTHOR OF NON-STOP INDIARom felt that all the trappings of the human world interfered with his ability to find king cobras. So he discarded his watch and shoes and stripped down to a loin cloth. Not the best attire for his first brush with the devil nettle!What's it like being married to Rom Whitaker- herpetologist, wildlife conservationist and founder of the Madras Snake Park and Madras Crocodile Bank? Janaki Lenin, his wife, tells us, 'There's never a dull moment.'In this compilation of stories, Janaki-also an animal enthusiast-gives us a peek into the zany and unpredictable world that Rom and she have built together, deep in southern India. They battle tree frogs that insist on colonising their house, travel to the wilds of the world pursuing venomous snakes and monster crocodiles, devote precious hours to befriending Gila monsters, playing with porcupines and taming opinionated shrews.Entertaining, playful and downright amusing, the essays shed light on the kingdoms of beasts and plants. They provide flashes of insight into animal disposition, relate human stories about the world and our place in it and demystify nature's secret code. Most of all, they highlight Rom and Janaki's wide-eyed wonder at sharing this diverse planet with all creatures, large and small.About the AuthorJanaki Lenin has always had an interest in animals but living with Rom took it to the stratospheric level. They lived in the Madras Crocodile Bank for a few years, surrounded by thousands of crocodiles, snakes, turtles, and lizards. Rom and Janaki made documentaries about wildlife in wild places for a living. When they moved to their farm in rural Tamil Nadu, Janaki thought it would be a perfect retreat after the many arduous months of filming. Instead, a whole new set of challenges popped up-from pesky tree frogs and adamant Russell's vipers to a dog-eating leopard. She thinks she's made her peace with the many wild creatures who have staked claim to their farm, but who knows what tomorrow may bring. Rom and Janaki live with four dogs, a pair of emus, a flock of geese and a pig. It's her childhood dream come true.
My Husband and other animals - Book 2
About the Book'GREAT STORIES OF THE UPS AND THE DOWNS, THE PLEASURES AND THE PERILS, OF LIVING ON THE EDGE OF THE JUNGLE.' -MARK TULLY, AUTHOR OF NON-STOP INDIA'We've lived here at Pambukudivanam for 20 years now and many are the trees we planted that you can't put your arms around. Orioles, treepies, woodpeckers, kingfishers, spotted owlets and parakeets also call it home, and the resident rat snake regularly sheds his 7-foot-long skin below the expansive banyan tree shading our house.' -Rom WhitakerMy Husband and Other Animals, Janaki Lenin's first book, was lauded by readers and critics alike. With this compilation, she returns with more stories of the quirky and wonderful life she shares with her husband, Rom Whitaker, and an array of wild creatures-from leopards to king cobras. Janaki's enthusiasm and passion for the wild finds a voice in the pages of her book, while her curiosity about the world she inhabits infuses these light-hearted, yet thought-provoking stories with unique insight. As much a chronicle of Janaki and Rom's unusual life as it is a wild and eventful journey, My Husband and Other Animals 2: Wildlife Adventures Continue is a witty, delightful read.About the AuthorJanaki Lenin has always had an interest in animals but living with Rom took it to the stratospheric level. They lived in the Madras Crocodile Bank for a few years, surrounded by thousands of crocodiles, snakes, turtles, and lizards. Rom and Janaki made documentaries about wildlife in wild places for a living. When they moved to their farm in rural Tamil Nadu, Janaki thought it would be a perfect retreat after the many arduous months of filming. Instead, a whole new set of challenges popped up-from pesky tree frogs and adamant Russell's vipers to a dog-eating leopard. She thinks she's made her peace with the many wild creatures who have staked claim to their farm, but who knows what tomorrow may bring. Rom and Janaki live with four dogs, a pair of emus, a flock of geese and a pig. It's her childhood dream come true.
The Ultimate Family Christmas Cracker Advent Book
"The Fun and Interactive Advent Calendar Alternative for 2023"**2023 Edition: All new facts, all new jokes, even more fun games!**Combining two of the world's most beloved Christmas traditions: advent calendars and Christmas crackers, The Ultimate Family Christmas Cracker Book is a fun and exciting new concept in the world of books! It's a hilarious, yet educational and interactive way to spend time with your family over the Christmas period.Designed with all ages in mind, there are activities, jokes, games and more for every member of the family. From Christmas sudoku to word scrambles and more, there's holiday magic on every page.The Ultimate Family Christmas Cracker Book is the latest book from leading non-fiction author, Jenny Kellett. Her colorful and engaging books have entertained children and adults for nearly 10 years.25-Day Advent CalendarEnjoy turning a new page every day-just make sure not to peek ahead! Each day is chock-full of timeless fun facts, quizzes, and more. Unlike traditional advent calendars, the book is perfect for keeping as a memory of each holiday season.Christmas Book Features: 130 Beautifully-designed full-colour pagesFamily-friendlyDaily Silly Christmas JokesDaily Christmas Trivia QuizDaily Fun Facts12 Family-Friendly Activity PagesExclusive Christmas competition at the end of the bookIndependently publishedWhat better way to start the holiday season?! Scroll up to order your copy today for 25 days of guaranteed laughs and fun!
duck YEAH!
"Helpful + Humour = The Perfect Gift"In a world filled with endless demands, how do you decide where to direct your precious energy?Whether you're feeling swamped, juggling deadlines, or just trying to wade through the waters of modern life, this cheeky little poem and essay provides practical insights and a fresh perspective on setting priorities and reclaiming your sanity. Dive in and rediscover the joy of living a life worth giving a duck about.duck YEAH! isn't just another cringy self-help guide; it's a cheeky journey through a poem and fowl-mouthed essay that humorously yet insightfully navigates the messiness of modern life.This poem and accompanying essay lays bare the art of prioritising what truly matters - discerning the "important shit" from the trivial - using ducks as a metaphor for the precious energy we each have to give. Are you giving your ducks to the things that really deserve them? Dive in and rediscover the joy of living a life truly worth giving a duck - and a f**k - about.With practical insights wrapped in playful language, duck YEAH! invites you to recalibrate your life's compass, ensuring your energy and attention contribute to a fulfilling and balanced existence.If you're a fan of self-help books like The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fck, or humour books like Go the F**k to Sleep, duck YEAH! will hit you right in the funny bone - and maybe even help you sort your sh*t out. It's the self-help book for those who can't stand personal development books, with a dash of irreverence and a whole lot of honesty.Packed with humour, wit, and a no-nonsense approach, this isn't about pretending life's not messy - it's about choosing which messes are actually worth cleaning up. So, if you're ready to stop giving a f**k about the wrong stuff and start living like your ducks depend on it, duck YEAH! is the perfect place to start.SAMPLE: You only have three ducks to give, so be careful what stuff you use them with.Choose your goals, don't count on luck.Work hard and really 'give a duck'.Looking for the perfect birthday gift, Christmas stocking stuffer, or thoughtful present for someone going through a tough time? duck YEAH! is the ultimate mood booster. With its clever humour and cheeky take on life's chaos, this little book is ideal for anyone needing a laugh, a break from stress, or just a reminder not to sweat the small stuff. Whether they're overwhelmed with work, struggling to find balance, or simply in need of a fresh perspective, duck YEAH! will bring a smile to their face - and maybe even help them reclaim their sanity!
My Ever-Present Lord, Vol. II
My Ever-Present Lord, Volume II is an engaging continuation of Volume I. Drawn from actual events in Penny Thiel's journals, it is filled with comfort, enthusiasm, laughter and help for those who are serious about their Christian walk.Do you have serious heart questions about your calling? Do you have questions about giving? Are you troubled and fearful about what's going on in the world today? Do you want to be closer to God and see Him work in your life?Then, you will love this book!
Laugh About It
Savor Volume 2 of Laugh About It's good-natured, political cartoons. Carolyn Crampton began to draw cartoons in 2016 and post them online to cheer up friends. Get ready for a fun romp through these five incredible years of: . Events too bizarre to have ever happened at all!. How we got sick and tired of the word 'unprecedented' . Seriously-two impeachments? . Pandemic self-cures, fake electors, classified documents, and much more...Each drawing includes a note about the news articles or media swirl that inspired it. The book contains 165 black & white cartoons, assembled in order as posted all over social media, from September, 2019 to July of 2024. Recommended for news-hounds, savvy cat ladies, and for people who let their pet rabbits vote.
Pusheen 2025 Day-To-Day Calendar
Fans of Pusheen the Cat and her many personas will pounce at the chance to spend every day with the internet's favorite feline in the cute and colorful Pusheen 2025 Day-to-Day Calendar. This 12-month calendar includes over 300 pieces of adorable art and comics featuring Pusheen, Stormy, Pip, Sloth, Bo, and Cheek. Features include: 5.354" x 4.488" page size Plastic-free easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major U.S. and Canadian holidays and observances 300+ pieces of Pusheen and friends art
The Customer Is Always Wrong
Give the gift of funny this Christmas to anyone in your life (maybe even yourself!) who could use a dose of irreverent humor about why work stinks.Customers want you to magically produce something from the back room. Bosses schedule you on your day off. Corporate policies are mandated that make zero practical sense. Sound familiar?If you've ever worked in customer service (or any job, really), you know that everyone else--the customer, the boss, the company--is always right, and never the employee. Well, lucky for you, the "Angry Retail Guy" is more furious--and funnier--than ever in this hilariously unhinged guide to all the things we wish we could say out loud at work . . . without getting fired. In The Customer Is Always Wrong, you'll laugh (and maybe cry) at this rant-filled, illustrated attack on all the frustrating things that suck about work.Expanding on the ire-filled, laugh-out-loud viral videos that have made him a (whispered) workplace name, Scott Seiss joyfully eviscerates not only overbearing customers but every annoying aspect of work like purposeless job interview questions, debatable brand values, and the walking human trainwrecks that are our bosses. Scott guides you all the way from first applying to the job, to inevitably gritting your teeth and smiling on your last day when that one manager you despise says, "Come back and visit us!"The Customer Is Always Wrong is for anyone who: Is tired of their "raise" being as close as scientifically possible to 0 percentWants to tell their boss that not even the self-checkout machines want to work hereIs prepared to tell the next customer who asks to see the manager that the manager has no idea what's going on eitherCalls in sick whenever their PTO request is deniedBelieves entering a store five minutes before it closes should be illegalExplains, on a weekly basis, why someone can't use a coupon that expired 17 years agoIs physically repulsed by the phrase, "At this company, we're a family. . . ." This tongue-in-cheek commiseration for workers will make you laugh out loud at the things that drive you crazy in the workplace. With Scott's signature rants, funny anecdotes, and absurd musings, this book celebrates and empowers underpaid and overworked employees with an uproarious, illustrated ode to what we really think about our jobs and the customers that come with them (except the ones who read this book, of course).
I want a Saint Bernard
This story follows a young girl who expresses her wish to own a Saint Bernard dog, even as other people try to dissuade her. Even facing potential challenges such as drool, size, grooming, and handling, the little protagonist remains steadfast in her desire to have a Saint Bernard dog as a pet. The book humorously highlights the enthusiasm the girl has for her future dog, despite the obstacles that may arise. Beautifully illustrated with bright colors, this light-hearted story is based on true events. This book is a perfect gift for children who know what they want, and their parents, who might tend to disagree.
Country Vet
"Vets have a kind of double vision on the human experience. They see us as the clients who bring in the patients and pay the bill, but they also see our sins, flaws, and weirdness reflected in our animals. Dr. Skaggs recognized early on that this was a rich source of humor-not ridicule, not humor that cuts, but the kind of organic humor that allows us to laugh at ourselves." -John R. Erickson, author of Hank the Cowdog seriesThe small-town veterinary clinic is abuzz again! As if the beat-down by the angry monkey wasn't enough in the first book, Dr. Skaggs narrowly escapes death when El Diablo, the 2200-pound bull, uses him as a speed bump and punching bag this time around.That's just the beginning. Meet Magnus, the small statured gymnastic stallion, who overcomes all odds to become a father, and Festus, the bow-legged ostrich, who needs cosmetic surgery.You'll learn about Spike, the silver crested cockatoo, who fights beak and nails to keep his gender a secret. The resulting melee reveals that one of the bleeding creatures in the room is a male.What about the devoted Catholic dog deserving an official burial and the devastation to animals and people after a vicious tornado? The story of the elderly beauty pageant contestant testing her cursing talent for the Baptist preacher will tickle your funny bone and keep you in stitches.Experience the trials, tribulations, and heartwarming stories of animals and their owners through the eyes of Dr. Skaggs. The tales will be ones you won't soon forget.
Latino USA
An irreverent and kaleidoscopic cartoon history of Latino life, culture, and politics, now revised and updated for its twenty-fifth anniversary In Latino USA, Latin American and Latino scholar Ilan Stavans captures the joys, nuances, and multiple dimensions of Latino culture within the context of the English language. Combining the solemnity of so-called serious literature and history with the inherently theatrical and humorous form of comics, this cartoon history of Latinos includes Columbus, the Alamo, Desi Arnaz, West Side Story, Castro, Guevara, the Bay of Pigs, Neruda, the Mariel boatlift, Selena, Sonia Sotomayor, and much more. To embrace the sweep of Hispanic civilization and its riot of types, archetypes, and stereotypes, Stavans deploys a series of "clich矇 figurines" as narrators, including a toucan (displayed regularly in books by Garc穩a M獺rquez, Allende, and others), the beloved Latino comedian Cantinflas, a masked wrestler, and Captain America. Their multiple, at times contradictory voices provide unique perspectives on Latino history, together creating a carnivalesque epic, democratic and impartial. Updated to bring the book up to the present moment, this twenty-fifth anniversary edition includes thirty new pages of Latino history, from Hamilton to George Santos. Latino USA, like the history it so entertainingly relates, is a treasure trove of irreverence, wit, subversion, anarchy, politics, humanism, and celebration.
Sequel Time
In his four previous books of humor, author El McMeen has engaged in amusing and whimsical wordplay in regard to snowflakes, holophrases, animal names, and food items. He now turns his attention to the titles of some classic and popular literature!In looking through lists of such books, El has found an unusual, and possibly unique, subject of humor. Some books look as if they could be sequels to other books, just by their titles. The connection might be a semantic one, or a seemingly topical one, or one that places the title of the first book in a totally different context. The result is a level of merriment that has come to be associated with El's humor.For example, the sequel to "Lord of the Flies" could well be "Born to Play Ball" by Willie Mays, "flies" having the meaning of fly balls and not annoying insects. Or a sequel to "Waiting for Godot" by Samuel Beckett might well be "Great Expectations" by Charles Dickens. Readers are encouraged to try their own hands at this new "art form!"
Uncle John's Action-Packed Bathroom Reader
The 37th annual Bathroom Reader from Uncle John and his team is filled with highly entertaining and informative articles that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Uncle John's Action-Packed Bathroom Reader will take longtime fans and new readers alike on a whirlwind world tour with stories that explore the realms of pop culture, history, sports, and science--plus new exploits of dumb crooks that will make you wonder "What were they thinking?" For this 37th annual edition, Uncle John and his team at the Bathroom Readers' Institute have explored lands near and far to bring you this collection of entertaining and informative articles that include short reads for a quick trip to the throne room as well as longer page-turners for extended visits. Also included are plenty of amusing lists, factoids, quotes, and quizzes that will fill your head with all sorts of odd trivia that you can use to amaze your friends.
Bye-Bye Biden
Bye-Bye Biden, political satire at its best, takes up where the critically acclaimed book from 2022, Best of Biden, left off and takes us well past the 2024 Biden/Trump debate debacle. That "bad night," the culmination of Biden's many gaffes and stumbles, was the death knell for his re-election bid. So, as the US political world flips upside-down, politicians on all sides jockey for position, and we watch things burn during "peaceful" protests, relax and laugh at the antics of the clowns in the political circus as you read Bye-Bye Biden.
The Little Book of Red Flags
The Little Book of Red Flags is a tangled dance of love and loss sprinkled with a dash of social media wisdom and a pinch of self-respect. Realisation shone via screenshots from Instagram. Little digital treasures captured moments of clarity in my ocean of pain. Quotes and musings spoke my experience. Only later I understood their significance to my personal narrative - this ad hoc collection were red flags.
The Rooster Diaries
Wisdom, Wisecracks, and Well-grounded AdviceBlending the wisdom of folklore, the charm of a memoir, and the punchlines of a stand-up routine, Smart Alec, King of the Heap, struts between practical chicken-raising tips and existential musings in The Rooster Diaries.Expect fresh and hilarious perspectives on coop tribulations and human complexities as author Caroline Hurry bridges chicken-keeping with suburban tribal customs.Whether you're looking to keep hens for fresh, delicious eggs or to become more conscious about what you eat, you'll find the inside scoops on coops, food, and egg production.From coop maintenance to the daily rituals of feeding and care, Smart Alec, Cock of the Walk holds forth on everything from predator problems to pasty butt.Ethical and humane chicken-keeping practices take center stage. Giving your hens the best life possible is how you produce delicious eggs.Smart Alec's witty reflections will resonate with anyone seeking a deeper connection to nature and a more self-sufficient lifestyle.Enjoy the light-hearted perspective of a rooster who knows the ropes.
Other Than That, I'm Fine
Other Than That, I'm Fine: Essays on Life and Other Inconveniences is a collection of humorous essays, poems and true personal stories from writer and comedic storyteller Judy Millar.Judy looks at LIFE-hers (as a chicken-plucker and a klutzy kisser), yours (if you're forever in search of your phone or stuck on hold) and theirs (if you've ever wondered how Shakespeare's wife really felt or what Henry VIII would have posted on eHarmony)-all through the lens of laughter.Dive in anywhere! These funny stories, essays, limericks and light verses are grouped into five sections: HUMAN LIFE (we're all wonderfully weird, with our flaws, failings, quirks and pet peeves); MODERN LIFE (Frappuccinos, Fitbits, and phone-line #%!# frustrations); HISTORICAL LIFE (online "dating profiles" for famous historical figures and "beefs" their wives may have had with them; MARRIED LIFE (the mating, dating and relating game); END OF LIFE (aging and dying, including epitaphs and funny obituaries you can steal to leave 'em laughing). Wherever you land, you'll find we're all a bit of a mess. Other than that, we're fine!
Wash Your Brain
CLEANSE THE CHAOS!Wash Your Brain is a collection of bite-sized stories of mishaps and misadventures originally written over fifteen years as a slice-of-life humor column for half-a-dozen Philadelphia-area newspapers including The Times Herald in Norristown, the Daily Local News in West Chester, The Mercury in Pottstown, and the Main Line Times. The stories have been woven together with an overarching theme of "washing your brain"-- achieved by both writing about the chaos in the mind, and by turning the brain upside down in convoluted yoga poses to let the stress ooze straight out. It's a two-way cleanse!Stories include dodging a killer shark, taming a runaway snowblower, breaking an ankle (again!), drooling over a sexy French dentist, squeezing a husband into Spanx . . . all of this in the daily comings and goings for Donna Debs, who would rather dream about her magical moment with Omar Sharif. How's a woman supposed to stay sane? By washing her brain.WASHING YOUR BRAIN IS LIKE BRAINWASHING. EXCEPT YOU DO IT YOURSELF.Wash Your Brain is a rollicking ride through an off-kilter world. It's a collection of easy-to-grab stories that make you laugh, think, and wonder if it's time to give brainwashing--however you do it!--a whirl.
HowExpert Guide to Stand-Up Comedy
If you've ever dreamed of making people laugh and captivating audiences with your unique brand of humor, then "HowExpert Guide to Stand-Up Comedy" is the ultimate resource to help you achieve your comedy goals. This comprehensive guide covers every aspect of stand-up comedy, from crafting your first joke to building a successful comedy career, ensuring you have all the tools you need to succeed on and off the stage.Chapter Descriptions: 1. Introduction - Dive into the world of stand-up comedy, exploring its rich history, societal role, and how to make the most of this guide.2. Understanding Comedy - Discover what makes something funny, explore different types of humor, and learn the psychology behind laughter and timing.3. Developing Your Comic Persona - Find your unique comedic voice, create a relatable stage persona, and understand how to connect with your audience.4. Writing Jokes and Material - Master the basics of joke structure, crafting punchlines, and developing routines that resonate with diverse audiences.5. Rehearsing and Refining Your Act - Learn the importance of practice, techniques for memorizing material, and using feedback to hone your performance.6. Performing on Stage - Overcome stage fright, master microphone technique, and engage with your audience while handling disruptions like a pro.7. Advanced Techniques and Strategies - Expand your comedic material through improvisation, crowd work, and fluid movement strategies.8. Getting Started - Navigate the world of open mics, local gigs, and networking to kickstart your comedy career and build a professional portfolio.9. Marketing and Promoting Yourself - Create a personal brand, leverage social media, and manage your online presence to build a dedicated fan base.10. The Business Side of Comedy - Understand contracts, manage finances, work with agents, and book gigs while navigating the entertainment industry.11. Diversifying Your Skills - Write for television and film, create podcasts or YouTube channels, and collaborate with other artists to expand your horizons.12. Practical Advice for Comedians - Gain practical tips for overcoming challenges, balancing comedy with life, and learning from the comedy circuit.13. Balancing Comedy and Life - Manage your time effectively, handle travel and tours, and maintain your mental and physical health as a comedian.14. Staying Motivated - Find daily inspiration, overcome writer's block, and set long-term career goals to stay motivated in your comedy journey.15. The Future of Stand-Up Comedy - Explore trends and innovations in comedy, the impact of technology, and how to adapt to changing audiences.16. Conclusion - Reflect on your comedy journey, receive encouragement, and get final tips for success as you take the next steps in your career.17. Appendices - Access essential resources, including books, websites, courses, festivals, sample scripts, terminology, recommended media, performance venues, online platforms, and mental health support for comedians.If you're ready to become a confident, captivating, and successful stand-up comedian, then "HowExpert Guide to Stand-Up Comedy" is your go-to resource. With this essential handbook, you'll be equipped to make audiences laugh and achieve your comedy dreams on and off the stage. Grab your copy today and start your journey to making the world laugh!HowExpert publishes how-to guides on all topics from A to Z.
Garfield Donut Disturb
Garfield's back in this brand-new full-color compilation comic strip book--truly a must-have for fans! While Garfield is best known for his insatiable appetite for lasagne, he also believes in voraciously eating "hole" foods! In fact, making donuts disappear might just be Garfield's superpower (along with taking marathon naps). Fans of the fat cat won't want to be disturbed as they happily devour this latest batch of scrumptious comics.
Chip Shots
No matter if you are a beginner, a lifelong golfer or old pro, you will love Chip Shots. It's filled with fun, golf quips and poetry that will produce a smile on every page. O'Brien's unique view of golf's idiosyncrasies is based on his own golfing experience and chatter he heard along the way.
Never Have I Ever - Get to know them
Make any night fun, whether, it is game night, or date night, from couples to groups, it works for everyone. Situation - know everything about the person you are playing with. Never Have I ever from Truth, Dare and Situations. Never have I ever with a side of Truth
Other Than That, I'm Fine
Other Than That, I'm Fine: Essays on Life and Other Inconveniences is a collection of humorous essays, poems and true personal stories from writer and comedic storyteller Judy Millar.Judy looks at LIFE-hers (as a chicken-plucker and a klutzy kisser), yours (if you're forever in search of your phone or stuck on hold) and theirs (if you've ever wondered how Shakespeare's wife really felt or what Henry VIII would have posted on eHarmony)-all through the lens of laughter.Dive in anywhere! These funny stories, essays, limericks and light verses are grouped into five sections: HUMAN LIFE (we're all wonderfully weird, with our flaws, failings, quirks and pet peeves); MODERN LIFE (Frappuccinos, Fitbits, and phone-line #%!# frustrations); HISTORICAL LIFE (online "dating profiles" for famous historical figures and "beefs" their wives may have had with them; MARRIED LIFE (the mating, dating and relating game); END OF LIFE (aging and dying, including epitaphs and funny obituaries you can steal to leave 'em laughing). Wherever you land, you'll find we're all a bit of a mess. Other than that, we're fine!
Do dogs STILL look like their OWNERS?
'Due to overwhelming demand for more insights into humans resembling their beloved dog breeds, we couldn't resist crafting a sequel -Volume 2! If your furry friend missed the spotlight in Volume 1, fear not, they might just be the star of the show in this new edition!' It's a common observation that owners often bear an uncanny resemblance to their furry counterparts!During our stroll with our beloved fluff ball, we couldn't help but notice an elderly gentleman who shared striking similarities with his Bulldog, followed by a young, stocky man whose features mirrored his blue Staffy! It was a moment of revelation!Inspired by this hilarious situation, we couldn't resist the idea of illustrating these resemblances in a funny yet informative book. A blend of education and comedy, designed to introduce children to various dog breeds through hilarious illustrations showcasing owners and their four-legged companions looking alike!Get ready to embark on a journey where truth is stranger, and cuter, than fiction!Based on a true story!
Art with Captions
Become a patron of laughter by visiting the quirky world of art and museums, told through a collection of 86 cartoons by cartoonists including Amy Hwang, David Sipress, Jack Ziegler, Michael Crawford, P. C. Vey, and many more. Featuring an introduction by Bob Mankoff, former Cartoon Editor of The New Yorker. It's a hilariously irreverent take on creativity that'll leave you laughing and wondering if that "masterpiece" on the wall is really just a clever joke.
Laughter is the Best Medicine
Scrub in and prepare for a dose of humor as you navigate this collection of cartoons that offer a lighthearted examination of the world of medicine. Featuring an introduction by Bob Mankoff, former Cartoon Editor of The New Yorker. The book's 86 cartoons provide a humorous take on the daily experiences of doctors and patients alike. Whether you're navigating the chaos of a waiting room or the awkwardness of a physical exam, these cartoons offer a witty prescription for what ails you. So, grab your stethoscope and sense of humor-because in these pages, laughter really is the best medicine.
Biblical Reflections on Tigger's Whiskers and Other Catastrophes
Fun, heartwarming and inspiring, Biblical Reflections on Tigger's Whiskers & Other Catastrophes is a delightful arrangement of poetry, humor and Scripture passages that will engage cat lovers, and not-yet cat lovers alike. An ardent animal enthusiast, Johanna Michaelsen has captured in verse her fondness for felines in an entertaining and humorous way, coupling each poem with an offering of Bible passages that align with the theme of each and speak to the deeper spiritual truths our pets can teach us. Smile-inducing pictures throughout the book provide the finishing touches on this eclectic and off-beat work. Johanna's dry wit, humor and wisdom will keep readers smiling and thinking from beginning to end. Ideal for all ages, Biblical Reflections on Tigger's Whiskers & Other Catastrophes will lead readers to a deeper understanding and love of the living God and His wonderful critters...with the possible exception of fleas.
Biblical Reflections on Tigger's Whiskers and Other Catastrophes
Fun, heartwarming and inspiring, Biblical Reflections on Tigger's Whiskers & Other Catastrophes is a delightful arrangement of poetry, humor and Scripture passages that will engage cat lovers, and not-yet cat lovers alike. An ardent animal enthusiast, Johanna Michaelsen has captured in verse her fondness for felines in an entertaining and humorous way, coupling each poem with an offering of Bible passages that align with the theme of each and speak to the deeper spiritual truths our pets can teach us. Smile-inducing pictures throughout the book provide the finishing touches on this eclectic and off-beat work. Johanna's dry wit, humor and wisdom will keep readers smiling and thinking from beginning to end. Ideal for all ages, Biblical Reflections on Tigger's Whiskers & Other Catastrophes will lead readers to a deeper understanding and love of the living God and His wonderful critters...with the possible exception of fleas.
It's a no from me hun
A life survival guide even Bear Grylls would be excitedly, drinking his own pee to read. If you're looking for a survival guide full of handy hints about how to get out of kids' parties, deal with men, avoid awkward conversations and more - including how to pee in the back of a Nissan, we've all been there, right? - this is the book for you. With funny stories and real life examples of surviving modern life, it will make you laugh out loud.
F*ck You, I’m Irish
Is there anyone who does not think the Irish are the greatest people on Earth? Before stepping outside to convince them, first peacefully impart upon any misinformed bar patrons the incontrovertible evidence presented in F*ck You, I'm Irish. Amazing accomplishment or astounding person, if it bleeds kelly green and it's feckin' great, it's in this book. Irish pride has sparked parades, breakfast cereal, beer, riots, international holidays, the fame of Liam Neeson, sports mascots, more beer, and now, this fun and fascinating book. In its pages, Irish culture, history, and general weirdness come to life with snappy entries on everything from snake-chasing saints, cute hoors, and ruthless independence fighters to acclaimed authors, superstar rock bands, and fair-skinned super models. Forget about the leprechaun dolls, T-shirts, hats, wigs, and green beer that people buy every St. Paddy's Day! With true stories of immigrant struggles, rollicking wakes, hurling shenanigans, and Guinness-fueled escapades, F*ck You, I'm Irish offers a far better way to celebrate one's heritage than a manky "Kiss Me, I'm Irish" button.
Edison's Ghosts
Publishers Weekly Best Summer Reads Overturn everything you knew about history's greatest minds in this raucous and hilarious book, where it turns out there's a finer line between "genius" and "idiot" than we've previously known. "As Albert Einstein almost certainly never said, everyone is a genius - but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." So begins Katie Spalding's spunky takedown of the Western canon, and how genius may not be as irrefutably great as we commonly understand. While most of us may never become Einstein, it may surprise you to learn that there's probably a bunch of stuff you can do that Einstein couldn't. And, as Spalding shows, the famous prodigies she explores here were quite odd by any definition. For example: Thomas Edison, inventor of the lightbulb, believed that he could communicate with the undead and built the world's very first hotline to heaven: the Spirit Phone. Marie and Pierre Curie, famous for discovering radioactivity, slept next to a lump of radioactive material for years and strapped it to their arms to watch it burn them in real-time. Lord Byron, acclaimed British poet, literally took a bear with him to university. Isaac Newton discovered the laws of gravity and motion, but he also looked up at the sun without eye protection. The result? Three days of blindness. Tesla, whose scientific work led to the invention of the AC unit, fell in love with a pigeon. Edison's Ghosts is filled with examples of the so-called best of humanity doing, to put it bluntly, some really dumb shit. You'll discover stories that deserve to be told but never are: the hilarious, regrettable, and downright bafflingly lesser-known achievements that never made it into our history books, until now.
It's the Great Storm, Tom the Dancing Bug!
Clover Press's Complete Tom the Dancing Bug program bursts forward with the eighth chronological volume, covering all of the most recent installments of the comic strip, a two-time Pulitzer Prize Finalist, from 2020-2023. It's the Great Storm, Tom the Dancing Bug! includes Bolling's award-winning work covering the last year of the Trump presidency and the post-term MAGA insanity. All the favorite Tom the Dancing Bug characters try to make sense of the dark times of the early 2020s, including: the Smythe family of Chagrin Falls; Lucky Ducky, the poor little duck who's rich in luck; and Billy Dare, boy adventurer. Also in the volume is Bolling's comic contribution to "Weird Al" Yankovic's hit graphic novel, The Illustrated Al. Tom the Dancing Bug is the wildly popular, groundbreaking comic strip that has won multiple awards, including the Herblock Prize, the Berryman Award, and a Robert F. Kennedy Journalism Award. Mark Hamill called it "wondrous, whimsical, and witty," and Seth Meyers recently wrote, "The fact that Tom the bug can keep dancing in this day and age is a testament to Ruben Bolling's skills as a cartoonist!"
Secondhand Worms
A collection of light-hearted and comic poems, written by Herbert Jaxon, originally for his own amusement and that of his friends, but later for that of his children and grandchildren.
An Allowable Deduction
Accountants play an essential role in a market economy by providing accurate and reliable information we often choose to ignore. Former New Yorker Cartoon Editor has culled the best accounting cartoons from CartoonStock.com. This book captures the absurd aspects of a profession of control freaks confronted by clients who have receipts in shoeboxes.Featuring 86 cartoons from Leo Cullum, Roz Chast, Bob Mankoff, P.C. Vey and many more!
A Primer on Social Media
We live in the modern society where social media has become a global phenomenon and where individuals are continuously connected through mobile devices. A social media is any medium of communication that allows two-way interactive participation. It is a form of mass media communications on the Internet through which users share information, ideas, personal messages, and other contents. It can be regarded as the collection of Internet-based tools that help a user to connect, collaborate, and communicate with others in real time. It provides users with interactive services in which they can communicate with friends, family, and organizations all over the world. Social media have become an indispensable part of life, from shopping to electronic mails, education, and business tool. It provide users with the ability to collaborate and communicate with each other without any limitations by time or space. This book introduces beginners to social media. It is a comprehensive introductory text on the issues, ideas, theories, and problems on social media. It provides an overview of each of its applications so that beginners can understand social media and its increasing importance and relevance. It is a must-read book for anyone who wants to learn about social media, which is undoubtedly one of the most important technologies that has emerged in the last decade.
A Primer on Social Media
We live in the modern society where social media has become a global phenomenon and where individuals are continuously connected through mobile devices. A social media is any medium of communication that allows two-way interactive participation. It is a form of mass media communications on the Internet through which users share information, ideas, personal messages, and other contents. It can be regarded as the collection of Internet-based tools that help a user to connect, collaborate, and communicate with others in real time. It provides users with interactive services in which they can communicate with friends, family, and organizations all over the world. Social media have become an indispensable part of life, from shopping to electronic mails, education, and business tool. It provide users with the ability to collaborate and communicate with each other without any limitations by time or space. This book introduces beginners to social media. It is a comprehensive introductory text on the issues, ideas, theories, and problems on social media. It provides an overview of each of its applications so that beginners can understand social media and its increasing importance and relevance. It is a must-read book for anyone who wants to learn about social media, which is undoubtedly one of the most important technologies that has emerged in the last decade.
The Bible Ain't Told Me That!
Behold the "TRUE" untold versions of the stories were we read as children by the crooked ass preacher standing at the pulpit. Here the secrets of the Good Book are revealed!
The Cartoonists Field Guide to the Birds of New York City, North America, and Beyond
There's a new guidebook for birders! While this book won't increase their life list count, it will satisfy their sense of birding humor. Featuring the keen observations from cartoonists Charlie Hankin, Jack Ziegler, Kim Warp, Matthew Diffee, Michael Crawford, Leo Cullum (including 12 never published aka: Lifer Cartoons), and more. Get ready to become an expert ornit-ha-ha-ha-logist.
Badger's Golf Compendium
A beautifully illustrated handbook of hilarious slang and curious golfing terms as used by millions of professionals and social players around the world, essential reading for all players and followers of sport's most frustrating game, packed with wicked, witty, waspish and weird wordage from the world's fairways and clubhouses. The older the sport, the richer the language and culture. Few sports can claim a heritage as ancient as golf, and few are richer in error-strewn comedy, spiteful asides and cruel jibes. My friend in the bunker, my enemy on the green... Adolf Hitler, Airmail, Amen Corner, Army Golf ... Bandit, Brassie, Brazilian, Breakfast Ball ... Ferret, Flub, Flusher, Fried Egg ... Rabbit, Rickshaw, Ryanair, Rushdie ... Waggle, Whiff, Wise (Dennis), Wormburner... this exquisitely designed book contains over 400 curious and laugh-out-loud words and phrases from both sides of the Atlantic and beyond.From St. Andrews to Augusta, Royal St. George's to The Royal Melbourne, Sunningdale to Sun City, Pebble Beach to Pine Valley... golfers share the same funny, language, united in humour and exasperation by the same challenges, hazards, obstacles and errors.This densely packed volume of hilarious terms is essential reading for every golf enthusiast and clubhouse bore ever to have found themselves on a Claggy Lie on a Goat Track, pulled out the Hand Wedge deep in the Cabbage or smashed a Ferret out of the Kitty Litter, the perfect gift from golf widows and widowers around the globe.Sample Entries: Captain Kirk - Wild shot, going where no shot has gone beforeCuban - Ball just short of the hole that needed another revolution to get in. See Corbyn, JeremyLaurel & Hardy - Fat shot followed by a thin one, or vice-versaMouth Wedge - A gobby golfer who talks too much and bugs hell out of his playing partnersSalman Rushdie - A difficult readSon-in-law - Of a shot that you weren't really hoping for, but it will just about do. It's in the light rough, or a bit short of the green, or not completely plugged in the bunker or rough
Modern Living
Since we've learned to use a computer to visit the internet and use email, people have enjoyed news from friends, laughed or gasped over outrageous or funny forwards and been well educated by the web. Now it appears that texting is replacing emailing friends and the once enjoyable experience of email has become a slush pile of advertisement and con artists. This book is an effort to preserve, in some way, the fun that emailing once gave us by by saving choice bits out of 900 forwards collected over 14 years! There are 5 volumes in this collection on topics including aging, animals, modern living, people and jokes. All 5 volumes have been gathered into one digital book entitled The Fabulous Forwards Collection.
Animal Forwards
Since we've learned to use a computer to visit the internet and use email, people have enjoyed news from friends, laughed or gasped over outrageous or funny forwards and been well educated by the web. Now it appears that texting is replacing emailing friends and the once enjoyable experience of email has become a slush pile of advertisement and con artists. This book is an effort to preserve, in some way, the fun that emailing once gave us by by saving choice bits out of 900 forwards collected over 14 years! There are 5 volumes in this collection on topics including aging, animals, modern living, people and jokes. All 5 volumes have been gathered into one digital book entitled The Fabulous Forwards Collection.
People Forwards
Since we've learned to use a computer to visit the internet and use email, people have enjoyed news from friends, laughed or gasped over outrageous or funny forwards and been well educated by the web. Now it appears that texting is replacing emailing friends and the once enjoyable experience of email has become a slush pile of advertisement and con artists. This book is an effort to preserve, in some way, the fun that emailing once gave us by by saving choice bits out of 900 forwards collected over 14 years! There are 5 volumes in this collection on topics including aging, animals, modern living, people and jokes. All 5 volumes have been gathered into one digital book entitled The Fabulous Forwards Collection.
