Tundra: Unnatural Selection Softcover Book
TUNDRA is history's most successful self-syndicated newspaper comic strip and is seen in over 600 newspapers around the world. This hilarious 216-page full-color book contains over 400 of cartoonist, Chad Carpenter's latest, all-new comic creations. Consisting of anything animal, vegetable, or mineral, but with a decidedly outdoorsy slant, this award-winning comic strip takes an offbeat view of the woodsy side of life. Find out for yourself why TUNDRA is one of the fastest-growing comic strips on the planet!
Bird Center Cartoons
This charming volume from renowned cartoonist John Tinney McCutcheon provides a whimsical window into life in the Midwest. Through his cartoons, McCutcheon captures the lively humor and colorful characters that make up the small town of Bird Center, Illinois.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Narrative and Miscellaneous Papers
This collection of essays by the renowned writer Thomas De Quincey includes a fascinating piece about the solar system and the discoveries made by Lord Rosses Telescopes in 1846. De Quincey's eloquent and insightful writing will engage and enlighten readers of all backgrounds.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Mark Twain's Sketches, new and Old
This collection of sketches by Mark Twain showcases his wit, humor, and keen observational skills. From his sly commentary on American politics to his hilarious send-up of fashionable society, Twain's writing is as fresh and entertaining today as it was when it was first published. This book is a must-read for anyone who loves American humor.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Indianapolitans "as we see 'em"
This collection of cartoons and caricatures offers a humorous and lighthearted look at the people of Indianapolis. From politicians to celebrities, no one is spared the artists' wit and humor. This book is a fun and entertaining read, perfect for anyone with an interest in the lighter side of local history.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Boston Common
This book presents a comprehensive history of Boston Common, the oldest public park in America. Filled with fascinating stories, vivid descriptions, and stunning photographs, this book is a must-read for anyone interested in the rich history of Boston.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
How to Become a Federal Criminal
In this "excellent book for people who like to start sentences with 'Did you know that...'" (The New York Times), discover the most bizarre ways you might become a federal criminal in America--from mailing a mongoose to selling Swiss cheese without enough holes--written and illustrated by the creator of the wildly popular @CrimeADay Twitter account. Have you ever clogged a toilet in a national forest? That could get you six months in federal prison. Written a letter to a pirate? You might be looking at three years in the slammer. Leaving the country with too many nickels, drinking a beer on a bicycle in a national park, or importing a pregnant polar bear are all very real crimes, and this riotously funny, ridiculously entertaining, and fully illustrated book shows how just about anyone can become--or may already be--a federal criminal. Whether you're a criminal defense lawyer or just a self-taught expert in outrageous offenses, How to Become a Federal Criminal is "an entertaining and humorous look at our criminal justice system" (Forbes).
Crackhead Theater
Have you ever worked with the general public before? If so, then you already know how it can be. People can really suck sometimes, but what happens when those customers are strung-out on drugs and are the type of people who don't know how to act in society? Crackhead Theater provides an intimate and humorous look at what it's like to work at a motel full of junkies, alcoholics, pimps, prostitutes, mental health patients, drug dealers, and scam artists all mixed together with a category that's just as frustrating to deal with... The General Public. These true stories are written by a front desk worker with a dark sense of humor who is brutally honest and doesn't sugar coat anything. This book contains vulgarity and isn't recommended for the politically correct minded reader.
Toothsome Tales Told In Slang
This entertaining and irreverent collection of stories and anecdotes is a must-read for anyone who loves words and language. Written in a colorful and inventive slang, it offers a unique and humorous perspective on life, love, and the pursuit of happiness.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Brother Gardner's Lime Kiln Club
M. Quad's hilarious sketches of the Lime Kiln Club, a fictional organization of African American men, offer a rich slice of American humor from the late nineteenth century. With unforgettable characters and uproarious scenes, this book is a must-read for anyone who loves to laugh.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Who Was Who
This book is a companion volume to 'Who's Who' and provides biographical information about deceased individuals who were listed in the previous editions of 'Who's Who' but passed away before the current edition. It covers individuals from all walks of life, including politicians, artists, scientists, and business leaders, and provides a valuable resource for researchers and historians.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Walking Alison a Poodles Mostl
How did humans manage to function before dogs were domesticated some 23,000 years ago?That is what Dea, a savvy black poodle, wonders in Walking Alison: A Poodle's Mostly True Story of Helping Her Human Navigate Life, by Alison Rand--a wise and jaunty memoir told entirely from her dog's point of view. During their daily walks, new puppy Dea pulls her human, Alison, by the leash into making connections, handling crippling loss, and coping with the challenges of life. What might have been tragic through Alison's eyes finds wider perspective and resonance through Dea's as she tolerates Alison's pathetic attempts at meditation and online dating, sees her through a second bout of cancer, and finally steers Alison toward appreciating life's daily wonders that are a puppy's birthright. Thanks to Dea's "training," Alison learns to finally trust herself in new and life-affirming ways, realizing that feeling safe is a conscious decision.
America’s Hope
"Armorgie - That's an unusual surname; where does it come from?" This book tells you how living with an unusual surname can cause curiosity about its origins to the extent that it triggered an obsessive hunt that lasted over 50 years. Amongst the profane humour are some profound observations. The story meanders from Bath, to Leamington Spa, onwards to Liverpool and leaves the UK to circumnavigate the globe. A chance observation led to the discovery of the secretive origins of the name that connect it to the American Civil War. The hunt for origins of the Armorgie surname is a true-life detective story that is woven into the life story of the author, as well as being intrinsically bound up in the socio-political history of both America and Britain. Good fiction has to be believable; reality has its own rules.
Garfield 2024 Wall Calendar
Based on the classic lasagna-loving, mischievous cat comic, the Garfield 2024 Wall Calendar showcases twelve of Garfield's best moments. Garfield is larger than life in this twelve-month wall calendar--as if he needed more attention. Each monthly spread features a full-color image of Garfield or one of his lively accomplices, alongside full-color comic strips that celebrate the joys of napping and causing trouble for poor Jon. It's the perfect way to keep track of your appointments while making sure all eyes are on Garfield. Features include: Fold-around cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging12" x 12" (12" x 24" open)Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based inkPlanning spread for September-December 2023Spans January-December 2024Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and remindersOfficial major world holidays and observancesMoon phases, based on Universal TimeIncludes a full-color Garfield image and comic strip each month
I Won’t Be Your ESCAPE GOAT
As an avid social-media user and fan, I have enjoyed collecting misspellings, misinterpretations, and other mishaps, then including them in my blogs and newspaper columns. The response from readers has been encouraging. One might even call it a "title wave." Thankfully, many readers began sending in more examples of AutoCorrect and texting fails, poorly worded signs, and embarrassing invitations. Cindy Lowery in particular is always on the hunt for me. This resulted in a series of columns, and the trend shows no signs of slowing down. You can blame it on voice-to-text, spellcheck, blunders or many other factors. No matter the reason, these social-media mistakes are a good source of laughter. (And my own smart-aleck comments are added in parentheses, like this.)
When I Lived in Bohemia
A collection of papers and anecdotes written by Peter --- Esq during his time living in Bohemia. The stories are humorous and give insight into the Bohemian lifestyle of the time.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Animals and Sociology
The Writings of Ian Hay: A Knight on Wheels is a collection of comedic stories and sketches by Ian Hay. Known for his humorous writing style and his ability to satirize social norms, Hay's stories are sure to entertain readers of all ages. This edition includes some of his most popular works, as well as some lesser-known pieces, making it an excellent introduction to his writing.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
The Green Bag
The Green Bag was a humor magazine dedicated to lawyers and legal matters. Its articles poked fun at the law and the courts, while providing entertaining content for legal professionals. This issue is a must-have for anyone interested in legal history or humorous writing.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
How to Achieve a PERFECTLY UNINTELLIGIBLE (PU) Presentation
This book uses humor to demonstrate the many errors public speakers make, and thus to help presenters improve their presentations. It is directed at all types of presenters, particularly Academics, Scientists, Ministers, Teachers, Lawyers and Students. The reverse psychology approach of the book amusingly uses the view that the reader will want to make the mistakes deliberately, so as to obscure the delivered information just enough to intrigue listeners and make them feel that the speaker had something important to say. Various topics addressed include audio-visual aids, preparation, behavior of the presenter, and voice projection. The book ends with a brief serious essay of what to do to make a truly impactful presentation. Categories that this book falls under might include: Humor, public speaking, "how to present your information." How to... Do it yourself, and Effective public speaking.
I Won't Be Your ESCAPE GOAT
As an avid social-media user and fan, I have enjoyed collecting misspellings, misinterpretations, and other mishaps, then including them in my blogs and newspaper columns. The response from readers has been encouraging. One might even call it a "title wave." Thankfully, many readers began sending in more examples of AutoCorrect and texting fails, poorly worded signs, and embarrassing invitations. Cindy Lowery in particular is always on the hunt for me. This resulted in a series of columns, and the trend shows no signs of slowing down. You can blame it on voice-to-text, spellcheck, blunders or many other factors. No matter the reason, these social-media mistakes are a good source of laughter. (And my own smart-aleck comments are added in parentheses, like this.)
Illustrated Anecdotes And Pithy Pieces Of Prose And Verse, Compiled By T.b.s
A collection of humorous and inspirational stories, essays, and poems, illustrated with charming engravings and woodcuts. The book was published in the mid-19th century and reflects the popular taste for sentimental and moralistic literature of the time.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Matthews’s Comic Annual, Or, The Snuff-box And The Leetel Bird
A hilarious poem filled with witty humor and clever wordplay, Matthews's Comic Annual is a must-read for fans of comedic literature. Join the snuff-box and the leetel bird on their misadventures in this charming and entertaining work.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Pictures of Life and Character, From the Collection of Mr. Punch; Volume 2
Pictures of Life and Character is a charming and humorous collection of illustrations by the renowned English cartoonist John Leech. The book features a diverse range of characters and scenes, from high society to everyday life, all brought to life with Leech's unique artistic style and wit. Anyone who appreciates great art and a good laugh will love this delightful book.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Modern Persia
Modern Persia, a classical book, has been considered important throughout the human history, and so that this work is never forgotten we at Alpha Editions have made efforts in its preservation by republishing this book in a modern format for present and future generations. This whole book has been reformatted, retyped and designed. These books are not made of scanned copies of their original work and hence the text is clear and readable.
Jest-nuts
A hilarious collection of jokes and comic anecdotes that is sure to make you laugh out loud. From witty one-liners to humorous stories, this book has it all.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Working Like a...Dog!
From the acclaimed author of Get Me Out Of Here! Reflections Of PD The Put-Upon Pug, comes every dog's fantasy, brought to life in this hilarious rumination that uncovers exactly how to turn the master into the servant.
Jest for the Pun of It
Puns are one of the great pleasures of the English language. And for all those unfortunates who would disparage this form of humor, I quote the multi-talented musician and humorist, Oscar Levant who said, "A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you didn't think of it first." Or there's poet and journalist, Christopher Morley's definition, "A pun is language on vacation." It its truest form, a pun is simply a play on words and this book is a wonderful compendium of the various forms of word play, from riddles and jokes we learned as children, to puns we enjoy as adults to Malaprops, Tom Swifties, Spoonerisms, and brilliant punning from prime ministers to presidents, from humorists to literary giants like Shakespeare, Dorothy Parker and Oscar Wilde. Now that you know you will always be in good company, Go ye forth and pun proudly!!
Today I Learned (Volume 2) Softcover Book
Did you know that the match was invented before the lighter? Over 300 strange but true facts that you probably didn't know, this entertaining collection of random facts and arbitrary details is perfect for wandering minds, interested inquisitors, and aspiring polymaths everywhere. No information is useless if it keeps you curious and makes you smile. Spark conversation with these outrageous 'did you know' facts and trivia book, 112 pages, 6" x 9" in size and softcover.
The STOOPID Disease(c) - The Dumbing Down of Modern-Day Society and What Can Be Done About It
The STOOPID Disease(c) is a compelling book addressing the decline of intelligence and critical thinking in modern society. It explores the causes and consequences of STOOPIDity, including the influence of technology, media, education, and consumer culture. With actionable strategies, the book offers solutions to combat STOOPIDity and nurture intellectual growth. By examining historical context and highlighting the broader implications, it calls for a renewed focus on intelligence, critical thinking, and intellectual curiosity. This is an essential read for those seeking to understand and address the challenges of a dumbed-down society.Importat points of The STOOPID Disease(c)- Unveiling the Crisis: Explore the alarming decline of intelligence and critical thinking in modern society, as "The STOOPID Disease(c)" sheds light on the underlying causes and consequences. - Comprehensive Analysis: Gain a comprehensive understanding of the factors contributing to STOOPIDity, including technology, media, education, and consumer culture. - Actionable Solutions: Discover practical strategies to combat STOOPIDity and foster intellectual growth, empowering individuals and communities to resist the effects of the dumbing down of society. - Historical Context: Dive into historical examples and societal patterns to better comprehend the roots and evolution of the STOOPID Disease(c). - Broader Implications: Explore the far-reaching effects of STOOPIDity on problem-solving, decision-making, relationships, community engagement, and societal progress. - Call to Action: "The STOOPID Disease(c)" motivates individuals, educators, and policymakers to prioritize intelligence, critical thinking, and intellectual curiosity for a brighter future. - Relevant and Timely: Addressing a pressing concern of our time, this book offers fresh insights and solutions to counteract the pervasive dumbing down of modern society. Table of ContentsAbout the AuthorPrefaceIntroduction: The STOOPID Disease(c)Chapter 1: The Rise of STOOPID: Understanding the PhenomenonChapter 2: The Impact of Technology: How Gadgets and Social Media Contribute to STOOPIDChapter 3: The Dumbing Down of Education: Examining the Flaws in Modern-Day LearningChapter 4: Media Influence: The Role of Entertainment and News in Promoting "STOOPIDity"Chapter 5: Consumer Culture: How Marketing and Advertising Contribute to the Spread of "STOOPIDity"Chapter 6: The Loss of Critical Thinking: Examining the ConsequencesChapter 7: The STOOPID Effect: How "STOOPIDity" Affects Individuals and SocietyChapter 8: Breaking the Cycle: Strategies to Combat "STOOPIDity"Chapter 9: Promoting Critical Thinking: Education, Media, and BeyondChapter 10: Cultivating Intellectual Curiosity: Nurturing a Smarter SocietyConclusion: Overcoming "STOOPIDity" and Building a Brighter FutureBibliography Suggested Reading List