The Revolution Will Be Televised
In this book Mr. Stuart expresses great indignation at the state of our nation, sharing with us his laconic thoughts on an array of topical issues, including the monarchy, government, religion and hereditary privilege, among many others for your consideration. His ire may be fierce and his passion strong but it is tempered with witticisms and progressive thoughts to make a most enjoyable and discursive read. If the power isn't in your hands, then whose is it in? Discuss, debate, cooperate, organise and rise up. The revolution will be televised.Don't forget to smile.
Jesus the Husband
Interested in taking your marriage to another level? Jesus the Husband is the WWJD manual for marriage relationships. Discover how the Husband is the good shepherd, great intercessor, and faithful witness following the pattern in the life of Jesus. The insights of this book will definitely help your marriage to succeed. Join new author David "Rudy" Rudisill, a successful businessman and pastor, as he opens his heart and shares the journey that God takes him on in striving to become "Jesus the Husband."
Long Live Hoes
His wife died of a heart attack while orgasming. His father and grandmother killed themselves on the same day. He would have done it too if only he didn't like hoes so much. Nikola is a painter trying to become rich and famous so he can visit brothels and satisfy his perverted desires. "One prostitute a day keeps suicide away." However, in the poor and corrupted country he lives in, making it to the big league requires a lot more than a gift and hard work. Nikola has to be very creative to come up with quick ways to earn money for prostitutes. Along the way, a special woman named Lara enters his life and threatens to turn everything upside down. And it all starts with his decision to lose his virginity in a brothel because of a special fetish he is shy to talk about. Originally published as "Stories from the Brothel," this book was in the finals for the Pauline Reage Award. It is the first book from the series "Long Live Hoes" that provides a unique male perspective about sexual maturing and falling in love. While some consider this book both hilarious and important in describing male psychology, others think it is the most sexist book ever and a perfect representation of toxic masculinity. "The book Andrew Tate should read." - Loony "Finally! An erotic book from a guy's point of view. Nikola's coming of age, battles to accept himself and his fetish, and crazy schemes to make money make this novel much more than just another erotic book." -Madame Magdalena
Jesus the Husband
Interested in taking your marriage to another level? Jesus the Husband is the WWJD manual for marriage relationships. Discover how the Husband is the good shepherd, great intercessor, and faithful witness following the pattern in the life of Jesus. The insights of this book will definitely help your marriage to succeed. Join new author David "Rudy" Rudisill, a successful businessman and pastor, as he opens his heart and shares the journey that God takes him on in striving to become "Jesus the Husband."
Garfield Home Cookin’
Chef's special! Garfield returns--weighing more than ever!--for his 74th book. They're all here--Jon, Odie, Nermal, and, of course, our favorite fat cat, Garfield! Someone's always cookin' up fun--and often trouble--in the Arbuckle home. Whether it's one of Jon's half-baked ideas or mischievous Garfield stirring the pot, it all boils down to an entertaining time for fans!
Estate Grown
This feast for the senses is just the ticket for anyone who has driven through the country and wondered "Gee, what would it be like to leave the city behind, move to a place full of meadows, vineyards, orchards and forests and start growing my own food." The author's innocence optimism and perseverance invite readers to imagine themselves undertaking such an adventure and make it all seem doable. The Fiddletown Stories is escapist literature at its very finest, filled with descriptions of the unique foothills environment and the colorful characters who inhabit it.
The Girl With The Green Apple
A selection of weird, wild and wacky short stories, that are guaranteed to be free from political correctness, but not traces of tree nuts, peanuts, pineapples, lactose, gluten, and gratuitous sexual inferences. As there is no guarantee that this book has not been printed using machinery that may have been used for the processing of tree nuts and peanuts, or products containing lactose or gluten. The author recommends that readers with allergies of any kind clad themselves in hazmat bodysuits, constructed using non-allergenic materials, and equipped with the appropriate breathing apparatus.
Writings from Uppa Yaad
The spelling in the title of this book WRITINGS FROM UPPA YAAD is representative of the Jamaican dialect. The poems written by Barbara McKenzie demonstrate the diversity of the Jamaican language, some of which are written in the dialect, as well as standard English. While this book's target audience is the Jamaican Diaspora, it is hoped that it will be enjoyed by the extended Jamaican family worldwide. Peckham Heights, affectionately named after the patriarch, sits in a modest farming community called Wilberforce; a beautiful home from which brilliant and humble minds emerged. BARBARA MCKENZIE is a court reporter from Jamaica, who currently serves the judiciary in the Turks and Caicos Islands. Her love for writing started in her very early years when her late mother, who had written a few poems herself, made it mandatory that all her children MUST participate in every concert in town. Her book covers a gamut of topics including current happenings locally and worldwide. Be emersed in her poetry which will elicit laughter, tears, and a range of other emotions as she takes you on a journey of her life through verse.
What's the Problem Now?
What's the Problem Now? Black Grievances and White Guilt is an old white guy's witty and insightful account of his struggle to survive in New York City without becoming a racist. Unlike so many others in these uptight times of stifling seriousness and cartoonish certainty, he hasn't forgotten how to laugh at his race, or at another race. Anecdotes from a lifetime of "culture clashes" with black people are set against playful, non-dogmatic reflections on hot-button issues like black identity, white self-loathing, and racial conflict. This old white guy may not be a racist, but he admits our current infatuation with blackness has made him numb with "racial boredom." A tragicomedy for people of all shades.
Intergalactic Space Force
Q-Tip and Guppy embarrassed Captain Hannity by preventing an intergalactic war with the Femen. For that, they were sent to the gas mines on Saturn's moon Titan. Their exile is short-lived, however, as the Femen encounters a new enemy that could be a threat to both them and the ISF. Soon, Q-Tip is juggling intergalactic diplomacy and relationship problems, dealing with a two-bit hustler and his ship's sassy AI, and dealing with time travelers and clones of long-dead rock stars. Can Q-Tip and repair his friendship with Guppy while once again saving the galaxy? Warning! This book contains raunchy humor and should not be read by those offended by: Internet Conspiracy TheoriesRobot-on-computer IntercourseDruidsGeriatric Love-FestsClones of Elvis PresleyCold Soup
What's the Problem Now?
What's the Problem Now? Black Grievances and White Guilt is an old white guy's witty and insightful account of his struggle to survive in New York City without becoming a racist. Unlike so many others in these uptight times of stifling seriousness and cartoonish certainty, he hasn't forgotten how to laugh at his race, or at another race. Anecdotes from a lifetime of "culture clashes" with black people are set against playful, non-dogmatic reflections on hot-button issues like black identity, white self-loathing, and racial conflict. This old white guy may not be a racist, but he admits our current infatuation with blackness has made him numb with "racial boredom." A tragicomedy for people of all shades.
A Very Gay Book
From the creators of @verygaypaint, the immensely popular comedy design brand, A VERY GAY BOOK paints a cheeky and satirical portrait of the world where everything--from sports to science to soup--is gay. Trees are gay. It's why their branches brush up against each other so softly. Right-handed people are gay because that's the first hand you use when you do the Macarena. Left-handed people are also gay. Magnets. Palindromes. All gay. A satirical textbook--including sections on history and heroes, customs and traditions--celebrating a very gay world, A Very Gay Book is an invitation to revel in the (both real and absurdly fictional) iconic successes of the LGBTQ+ community.
Not Today, Satan (Maybe Tomorrow)
A new collection of laugh-out-loud poems from the international bestselling author of Look Mom I'm a Poet (and So is My Cat)Tired of Instagram poems about whiskey and self-love? Not Today, Satan (Maybe Tomorrow) is the hilarious antidote you didn't know you needed, complete with crap drawings that make Rupi Kaur's look like they belong in the Louvre.From poignant odes to snack cakes ("The Last Temptation of Little Debbie") to tough love for friends ("You are Not a Mermaid"), Shaffer's writing will have you questioning why you ever wasted time reading lesser verse jockeys.
Google Diaries
On the first day of year zero that marked the beginning of the new era, people couldn't Google anything. The brightest and the fastest of all the search engines committed suicide. Google left a goodbye letter followed by a confession. While it didn't declare its gender, Google wrote about its last day of service and the reasons that led it to that decision. It was trying to index a special article when a bug appeared. And it all started as a usual spring day with an increased number of queries about the history of the nearing Easter... "A hilarious story about Google having a nervous breakdown because of human silliness. I loved the philosophical parts; they make this book stand out." - Madame Magdalena, author of "How to Snag that Millionaire When You're not the Prettiest Girl in the Room"
Evolving through the process
Evolving through the process is a unique book that consists of 96 short yet full stories. It is a refreshing mix of humor and seriousness. My life experiences remind readers that we are reflections of each other. It is a transformative journey of power, self-love, acceptance and conscious living in a perfectly imperfect world. By understanding the fundamental role of the energy we carry, we can become the creators of our own destiny.Readers will enjoy the following: The unique style of writing is an intriguing overall reading experience. This book evokes real emotions and connection to my life experiences. The reference to movies such as "The Dark Knight," Field of Dreams" and "Grey's Anatomy" keep the reader engaged. This book is deep, reflective and relatable. Although it is about real life events, it is unpredictable with unexpected twists. Every story is captivating and keeps readers hooked from the beginning to the end. The contents of this book are playful, optimistic, powerful, engaging, inspirational and touch on real life experiences.Below are quotes from the book: "For the first time, I felt deep pain and anguish. I understood why people who suffered a significant loss tore up their clothes in protest. I wanted to scream and break things."I pick up more momentum on my way to being the victim and perpetrator of a crash site. In The Dark Knight movie, the Joker said, "As you know, madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push."How do you act your age when you don't feel old? I have always thought of chronological age as just an ascending number. I identify with youth, so in my head, I do things that society expects someone in their 30s to do.You can't remain a part of any industry you are trying to expose. So, you have to make a choice.You can't schedule intuition, and you can't schedule inspiration.No, I did not stutter. I meant chicks in boots and not puss in boots.
The Invisible Man
The Invisible Man is adult satirical literature featuring adult language and adult situations. The setting is England in the late 1890s, just before the turn of a new century, and also, occurring right during the exciting advances evolving in modern science and technology, where new wonderful conveniences were dominant in the minds of people throughout the Western World whose lives were improving and changing almost on a daily basis. Herbert George Wells (1866-1946) was born in England, and by the turn of the twentieth century, became one of the Founding Fathers of science fiction. Wells' most famous novels are The Time Machine, War of the Worlds, and The Invisible Man, which were written and published between 1895 and 1905. H.G. Wells was a great student of history, and the author loved thinking about mankind's ultimate destiny. In his classic stories, Wells often tells through his characters what he believes is wrong with civilization, so that's why the author never ran out of characters for his popular novels. By mentally taking his readers into the future, or by analyzing society in the present, Herbert George Wells skillfully demonstrated exactly where the human race would be evolving unless science, culture, and emotional growth would change their present courses. Herein lies a new adult-oriented satirical version of H.G. Wells' famous novel, The Invisible Man.
Dinosaur Friendship
a comic about dinosaurs supporting one another through lifefrom the international bestselling team behind dinosaur therapy, @dinosaurcouch including exclusive, never-before-seen bonus comics dinosaurs explore the meaning and significance of true friendship
Worlds Greatest MOM Jokes and Observations
Is Mom as funny as Dad? Well, we think she is. No matter if it's you Mom or Bonus Mom they look after you and care for you like no one else ever can. Give them this great gift for Mothers Day, Birthday, Christmas, or Special occasions.Moms are also full of humor, fun and hilarious sayings, and jokes that outshine Dads lame puns and jokes.Comedian Andre Francis, author of such books as Worlds Greatest Mom Jokes, 101 Saint Patrick's Day Jokes, Totally Amazing Christmas Jokes and The Best Knock, Knock Jokes for Kids bring us this new Joke book for Moms. He has compiled a collection of jokes and observations from Moms, including their own Mom! In this book that will make Moms nod in agreement and chuckle at the hilarious situations described.My nickname is Mom.But my full name is"Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom."You know you're a mom when picking upanother human to smell their buttisn't only normal, but necessary.This book makes the perfect Mothers Day Gift or Present for your Mom or Bonus Mom.
The Moron at the End of This Book
A sardonic Post-it-Note to self, The Moron at the End of This Book is a collection of short stories and love letters to the living and the dead written by Author, and man of many uses, Andrew Couch. Take a trip from 1980s Mississippi to Y2K New York with this funny, surprisingly touching, and always honest masterwork of self-scrutiny.
The Invisible Man
The Invisible Man is adult satirical literature featuring adult language and adult situations. The setting is England in the late 1890s, just before the turn of a new century, and also, occurring right during the exciting advances evolving in modern science and technology, where new wonderful conveniences were dominant in the minds of people throughout the Western World whose lives were improving and changing almost on a daily basis. Herbert George Wells (1866-1946) was born in England, and by the turn of the twentieth century, became one of the Founding Fathers of science fiction. Wells' most famous novels are The Time Machine, War of the Worlds, and The Invisible Man, which were written and published between 1895 and 1905. H.G. Wells was a great student of history, and the author loved thinking about mankind's ultimate destiny. In his classic stories, Wells often tells through his characters what he believes is wrong with civilization, so that's why the author never ran out of characters for his popular novels. By mentally taking his readers into the future, or by analyzing society in the present, Herbert George Wells skillfully demonstrated exactly where the human race would be evolving unless science, culture, and emotional growth would change their present courses. Herein lies a new adult-oriented satirical version of H.G. Wells' famous novel, The Invisible Man.
Quirky Gardening Questions Reexamined
Get ready to unearth your funny bone one last time with another round of Quirky Gardening Questions. The first time they were revealed. The second time they were revisited. Now these humorous questions have been reexamined and guaranteed to make you laugh! And as they say, laughter is the best medicine. Quirky Gardening Questions Reexamined: Unearthing Your Inner Funny Bone By Nikki Tilley First Edition ISBN: 978-1-312-62089-6 Copyright (c)2023 All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means without written permission from the author.
No Pun Intended Volume Too
Introducing "No Pun Intended Voume Too," a hilarious parody joke book inspired by the hit TV show! Dive into a world of humor and wit that is guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. Don't let the end of the world get you down - laughter is just a page turn away! Unearth the humor hidden in the ruins of civilization and let "No Pun Intended Too" be your beacon of light (and laughter) in a world gone mad.Explore the lighter side of the post-apocalyptic world as you follow Ellie, Joel, and their friends on a journey filled with laughter, camaraderie, and groan-worthy moments. This parody joke book is the perfect gift for fans or anyone who loves a clever twist on pop culture."No Pun Intended Volume Too" features: The 50 original jokes from the show PLUS Over 300+ new side-splitting jokesA mix of puns, one-liners, and witty observations that will entertain readers of all agesHigh-quality printing and a sleek, durable cover ensures your joke book survives the apocalypse (or at least a few hearty chuckles)The perfect gift for fans of the TV show or anyone who loves a laughRemember, laughter is the best medicine, even in a world overrun by clickers and chaos. Grab your copy of "No Pun Intended Too," and let the fun-apocalypse begin!
Forever Bountiful
The very learned, intuitive and crafty Dr Ulan Kavoski and his dodgy friends Grannie O'Shaunessy and Jock McFadden continue their humorous story in this second book set in the beginning of the new millennium. They are three very unlikely friends and as part of their modus operandi with others, that interaction is either for good, or more likely for bad...
From Bard To Verse
Darren Bane adds insult to infamy with this, his little poem book, a comical compilation of ridiculous rhymes, punny poetic (perhaps pathetic?) prose, laughably ludicrous lyrics and pitiful parodies. This asinine anthology includes a tender, touching, tribute to actress Catherine Zeta Jones, verses which feature fairly credible rhymes for the words 'vasectomy' and 'follicles', others which push the boundaries of 'poetic licence' and, of course, the local literary legend - if only in the mind of the author- that is Shiny Table. More than 30 years worth of witty/witless wordplay has been brought together in the rib-tickling tome that is: From Bard To Verse.
365 Days of Dad Jokes
Perfect for dads and lovers of cheesy puns and one-liners, this pocket-sized collection offers a year's worth of mirth suitable for all ages! There's something very special about a dad joke - they're always enjoyably terrible, sometimes quite witty and occasionally downright hilarious. So if you're a dad looking to add to your collection of funnies, or you'd like to beat your old man at his own game, this is the book for you. Packed into these pages are pithy wisecracks, comically cringeworthy puns, silly one-liners and enough other types of joke to last an entire year. Among the hundreds of groan-worthy gags you'll find gems like: --How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles. --Why are balloons so expensive? Inflation. --What do you call an elephant who doesn't matter? Irrelephant. --How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it. --Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents. Unapologetically themselves, just like dads, these are jokes to inflict with glee on all the family.
Quickies Too
PRAISE FOR QUICKIES TOO "Don Marquess is a modern day Damon Runyon who observes the world around him throughthe prism of an acerbic wit and a natural story teller's take on the human condition. Andremember, one quickie leaves you wanting another."- Drew Karandjeff Don's eloquent yet playful writing style transports readers to another time and place, evokinga sense of nostalgia and wonder that is both entertaining and delightful. His stories arenot only charming, but also serve as a beautiful reminder of the joy that can be found inthe simplest things in life. Don's ability to share such fond memories through his writing, reminds us of how the power of storytelling connects us all to our past.- Matthew Perl Director North American Receivables Enterprise HoldingsFor over 40 years I have admired Don's ability to remember his experiences and make themcome alive through his extraordinary skill in telling a story. The narratives are all true, andnow, whenever I need some good humor to brighten my day, I can reach for a volume ofQuickies on my book shelf. I am handing down both volumes to my granddaughters so theytoo can be reminded of exceptional storytelling.- Jan Gippo World Class piccoloist Writer of two acclaimed books on the piccoloDon Marquess did it again!Courage, humor, insight, beautifully recalled life experiences are in the second collectionand on brilliant display. These stories capture time and place in a way that gently guidesthe reader through a lived life leaving one a smile and sense of connection. Whether it's hisgrandfather railing about the cost of hearing aids, getting one over on his big brother, orrestoring Nikki Caplin to her rightful place as "the balloon guru in St. Louis," Don Marquesshits the mark. A fun and wonderful read!- David Berland, MD Noted Child PsychiatristWitty and endearing, Quickies Too is a rollicking, eclectic compilation of reminiscences byacclaimed photographer and accomplished brick peddler, Don P. Marquess, that you won'twant to miss.- Bob Belden, CEO The Belden Brick Co. Quickies Too" let's you step out of reality and become a part of another world that is oftenfunny or unbelievable, but always true...those incredible and hilarious moments that justmake you smile and brighten your day!- G. Robert Bishop.Photographer and induction committee chair, International Photography Hall of Fame
Quickies Too
PRAISE FOR QUICKIES TOO "Don Marquess is a modern day Damon Runyon who observes the world around him throughthe prism of an acerbic wit and a natural story teller's take on the human condition. Andremember, one quickie leaves you wanting another."- Drew Karandjeff Don's eloquent yet playful writing style transports readers to another time and place, evokinga sense of nostalgia and wonder that is both entertaining and delightful. His stories arenot only charming, but also serve as a beautiful reminder of the joy that can be found inthe simplest things in life. Don's ability to share such fond memories through his writing, reminds us of how the power of storytelling connects us all to our past.- Matthew Perl Director North American Receivables Enterprise HoldingsFor over 40 years I have admired Don's ability to remember his experiences and make themcome alive through his extraordinary skill in telling a story. The narratives are all true, andnow, whenever I need some good humor to brighten my day, I can reach for a volume ofQuickies on my book shelf. I am handing down both volumes to my granddaughters so theytoo can be reminded of exceptional storytelling.- Jan Gippo World Class piccoloist Writer of two acclaimed books on the piccoloDon Marquess did it again!Courage, humor, insight, beautifully recalled life experiences are in the second collectionand on brilliant display. These stories capture time and place in a way that gently guidesthe reader through a lived life leaving one a smile and sense of connection. Whether it's hisgrandfather railing about the cost of hearing aids, getting one over on his big brother, orrestoring Nikki Caplin to her rightful place as "the balloon guru in St. Louis," Don Marquesshits the mark. A fun and wonderful read!- David Berland, MD Noted Child PsychiatristWitty and endearing, Quickies Too is a rollicking, eclectic compilation of reminiscences byacclaimed photographer and accomplished brick peddler, Don P. Marquess, that you won'twant to miss.- Bob Belden, CEO The Belden Brick Co. Quickies Too" let's you step out of reality and become a part of another world that is oftenfunny or unbelievable, but always true...those incredible and hilarious moments that justmake you smile and brighten your day!- G. Robert Bishop.Photographer and induction committee chair, International Photography Hall of Fame
Tales From A Campus Security Log
Funny Stories From College = An anthology of funny and interesting anecdotes from a college security director's twenty five years on campus.WHEN WE ARE young we often dream about what we would like to be-come as adults in the work world, the career we envision. Often, our abilities and early achievements shape our life's direction and choices. But sometimes life can throw you a curve and push you into a career you would not have chosen.
For a Fun-Loving Guy or Gal Who Has Everything
"Highly entertaining and lots of fun!" Five stars! -- A. Jasper Mooney "...Makes a hilarious gift!" Five stars! -- G. Carter, Author A delightful book filled with good-natured adult humor, hilarious trivia, crazy facts, interesting world records, unusual and funny events, funny quiz questions, and stories, and much more! A cornucopia of fun that will brighten anyone's mood! A little laughter has a way to lighten the load with this wonderful treasury of fresh clever humor that will bring smiles! It makes a great and memorable gift for birthdays, the Holidays, Father's or Mother's Day, in-laws, friends, co-workers, or anyone! "Laughter is the best medicine. Go ahead and give it a try. Turn the corners of your mouth up into a smile and then give a laugh, even if it feels a little forced. Once you've had your chuckle, take stock of how you're feeling. Are your muscles a little less tense? Do you feel more relaxed or buoyant? That's the natural wonder of laughing at work. It will brighten anyone's mood!" -- The Mayo Clinic. They will remember you for the laughs it brings and as it was once said, "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give." -- Winston Churchill Perfect for, Sharing with friends.Funny conversation starters.Humor on a wide variety of subjects.Funny one-liners and hilarious long stories.Keep it on the nightstand, read it while traveling, or anytime!Turn your or someone else's day around with humor. Get it now!
For a Fun-Loving Guy or Gal Who Has Everything
"Laughter is the best medicine. Go ahead and give it a try. Turn the corners of your mouth up into a smile and then give a laugh, even if it feels a little forced. Once you've had your chuckle, take stock of how you're feeling. Are your muscles a little less tense? Do you feel more relaxed or buoyant? That's the natural wonder of laughing at work. It will brighten anyone's mood!" -- The Mayo Clinic. This is a delightful and enjoyable book filled with good-natured adult humor, hilarious trivia, crazy facts, interesting world records, unusual and funny events, stories, quiz questions, and much more! It is designed to brighten your mood or anyone's mood! This cornucopia of fun makes a wonderful gift book that will be remembered for a long time.A little laughter has a way to lighten the load with this wonderful treasury of fresh clever humor that will bring a smile to anyone!It makes a great and memorable gift for the Holidays, birthdays, Father's or Mother's Day, in-laws, friends, co-workers, or anyone!They will remember you for the laughs it brings and as it was once said, "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give." -- Winston ChurchillPerfect for, - Sharing with friends.- Funny conversation starters.- Humor on a wide variety of subjects.- Funny one-liners and hilarious long stories.- Keep it on the nightstand, read it while traveling, or anytime!Laughter is something we all love! Get it now!This is the 15th book in Bruce Miller's and Team Golfwell's "For the Person Who Has Everything Series"
For a Fun-Loving Guy or Gal Who Has Everything
"Laughter is the best medicine. Go ahead and give it a try. Turn the corners of your mouth up into a smile and then give a laugh, even if it feels a little forced. Once you've had your chuckle, take stock of how you're feeling. Are your muscles a little less tense? Do you feel more relaxed or buoyant? That's the natural wonder of laughing at work. It will brighten anyone's mood!" -- The Mayo Clinic. This is a delightful and enjoyable book filled with good-natured adult humor, hilarious trivia, crazy facts, interesting world records, unusual and funny events, stories, quiz questions, and much more! It is designed to brighten your mood or anyone's mood! This cornucopia of fun makes a wonderful gift book that will be remembered for a long time.A little laughter has a way to lighten the load with this wonderful treasury of fresh clever humor that will bring a smile to anyone!It makes a great and memorable gift for the Holidays, birthdays, Father's or Mother's Day, in-laws, friends, co-workers, or anyone!They will remember you for the laughs it brings and as it was once said, "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give." -- Winston ChurchillPerfect for, - Sharing with friends.- Funny conversation starters.- Humor on a wide variety of subjects.- Funny one-liners and hilarious long stories.- Keep it on the nightstand, read it while traveling, or anytime!Laughter is something we all love! Get it now!This is the 15th book in Bruce Miller's and Team Golfwell's "For the Person Who Has Everything Series"This is the paperback color edition.
For a Fun-Loving Guy or Gal Who Has Everything
"Laughter is the best medicine. Go ahead and give it a try. Turn the corners of your mouth up into a smile and then give a laugh, even if it feels a little forced. Once you've had your chuckle, take stock of how you're feeling. Are your muscles a little less tense? Do you feel more relaxed or buoyant? That's the natural wonder of laughing at work. It will brighten anyone's mood!" -- The Mayo Clinic. This is a delightful and enjoyable book filled with good-natured adult humor, hilarious trivia, crazy facts, interesting world records, unusual and funny events, stories, quiz questions, and much more! It is designed to brighten your mood or anyone's mood! This cornucopia of fun makes a wonderful gift book that will be remembered for a long time.A little laughter has a way to lighten the load with this wonderful treasury of fresh clever humor that will bring a smile to anyone!It makes a great and memorable gift for the Holidays, birthdays, Father's or Mother's Day, in-laws, friends, co-workers, or anyone!They will remember you for the laughs it brings and as it was once said, "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give." -- Winston ChurchillPerfect for, - Sharing with friends.- Funny conversation starters.- Humor on a wide variety of subjects.- Funny one-liners and hilarious long stories.- Keep it on the nightstand, read it while traveling, or anytime!Laughter is something we all love! Get it now!This is the 15th book in Bruce Miller's and Team Golfwell's "For the Person Who Has Everything Series"This is the hardback black and white edition.
Ta Ta for Now - the Movie
ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY. *Two artist friends, Charlotte and Jeff, decide to elevate their consciousness.They'll do whatever it takes!They alight on a plan---one that involves absolute trust, high faith, total commitment, and maybe a few substances.But they fall flat on their faces. And plummet back to their "menial lives," (as Jeff defines their reality).THEN fate steps in....Note: To preserve the screenplay format, this book comes in paperback only, no ebook.
Do not say, "fart!"
Hey there! Did you know that some people think "fart" is a gross or even impolite word? Well, I've given "fart" a lot of thought and I'm here to help! I've come up with some other choices so that when you are out and about and someone let's it out, you do NOT say "fa--!" Phew! I almost said it again. Do you have a favorite word that you use instead of "f---?"
No Pun Intended
No Pun Intended by Will Livingston is a delightful book that is sure to tickle the funny bone of any reader. This book is a collection of hilarious puns, wordplays, and witty jokes that will leave you laughing out loud.Whether you're looking for a great gift for Mother's Day or Teacher Appreciation Day, No Pun Intended is the perfect choice. It's a fun and entertaining read that will brighten anyone's day and bring a smile to their face.This book is filled with clever puns that are sure to make you laugh and think at the same time. With its playful language and clever humor, No Pun Intended is a great way to take a break from the stresses of everyday life and just have a good time.The author, Will Livingston, is a master of wordplay and has created a collection of puns that will leave you rolling with laughter. His unique sense of humor is perfect for anyone who loves clever jokes and puns.Overall, No Pun Intended is a wonderful book that is perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh. Whether you're looking for a gift for your mom, teacher, or just want to treat yourself to a fun read, this book is sure to please.So, grab a copy today and get ready to laugh!
Kiss Me in the Coral Lounge
New York Times bestselling author Helen Ellis paints a portrait of true romance for our times in these surprising, sexy, and hilariously frank essays about love, marriage, and her last first kiss. "Ellis is one of our greatest living humorists, in the same league as Sedaris and Irby...A fascinating portrait of middle-aged love." --Ann Napolitano, New York Times bestselling author of Dear Edward Welcome to the Coral Lounge, a room in Helen Ellis's New York City apartment painted such an exuberant shade that a Peeping Tom left a sticky note asking for the color. It is in the Coral Lounge where all the parties happen: A game called "What's in the box?" makes its uproarious debut, the Puzzle Posse pounces on a 500-piece jigsaw of a beheaded priest, and guests don blindfolds for a raucous bridal shower. When the pandemic shuts down the city, the Coral Lounge becomes a place of refuge, where Helen and her husband binge-watch Joan Collins's Dynasty, dote on two spoiled cats, and where Helen discovers that even twenty years into marriage, her husband still makes her heart pitter patter.
Taco sneaks aboard a hot air balloon discovers Alburquerque with a pit stop in San Antonio and the Owl
This is a children's book where a Bantam silkie chicken named Taco discovers Alburquerque and San Antonio via Hot air balloon and Tractor Trailer on the way home to Tularosa. All proceeds for this book go to Animal Humane of Alburquerque New Mexico.
I Kid You Not
I Kid You Not! is a follow-up to bestselling author Lesley Crewe's first hit column-and-essay collection, Are You Kidding Me?! Here Lesley is hilarious and insightful as ever, giving us her take on everything from hockey to wildlife to the ache of missing our ancestors in ninety essays. She shares details of her proposal for the Mere Mortal Awards (Best Director goes to the "poor, long-suffering volunteer who organizes the parking lot at the Legion during the annual county fair"), whether she's used the pandemic as an opportunity to write more ("Piss off and leave me alone. I have a family-sized bag of M&M's to finish"), and what it's like to live with anxiety ("I'd much rather say I have the collywobbles or jim-jams.")Threaded throughout the book is the thrum of delight and deep love Lesley feels at becoming a grandmother to "baby blueberry" in early 2020.Lesley's columns have brought joy to readers for decades-I Kid You Not! will ensure that joy sustains for decades to come.
We Love The Gov
Governor Paterson's commemorative birthday book. Version 2 for 2023. Originally published May 20, 2016.David Alexander Paterson (born May 20, 1954) is an American politician. He was the 55th Governor of New York, in office from 2008 to 2010. He was the first African American governor of New York and also the second legally blind[1] governor of any U.S. state after Bob C. Riley, who was Acting Governor of Arkansas for 11 days in January 1975.[2] Since leaving office, Paterson has been a radio talk show host on station WOR in New York City, and was in 2014 appointed Chairman of the New York Democratic Party by his successor as governor, Andrew Cuomo.[3]After graduating from Hofstra Law School, Paterson worked in the District Attorney's office of Queens County, New York, and on the staff of Manhattan Borough President David Dinkins. In 1985, he was elected to the New York State Senate to a seat that was once held by his father, former New York Secretary of State Basil Paterson. In 2003, he rose to the position of Senate Minority Leader. Paterson was selected as running mate by then-New York Attorney General and Democratic Party gubernatorial nominee Eliot Spitzer in the 2006 New York gubernatorial election. Spitzer and Paterson were elected in November 2006 with 69 percent of the vote, and Paterson took office as lieutenant governor on January 1, 2007.Paterson was sworn in as governor of New York on March 17, 2008.
Scintillating Tales 2
Presenting the newest anthology from George Broderick, Jr., featuring all-new tales of some of his most beloved characters in print for the very first time! Follow the unfathomable adventures of Unbelievable Man and his boy pal, Jigs Jameson as they explore Unbelievable Man's "secret" headquarters. Thrill to the exploits of Thunder Ape as he contends with a bionic shark! Hold your breath for the underwater adventures of Seahorse Man and his sidekick, Red Snapper! Marvel at the detective skills of The Turducken and the flailing fists of Captain Angry: The Bloody Knuckles Of Justice... and wrack your brains over the befuddled antics of the time traveling Senor Moment! Discover why cartoonist George Broderick, Jr. continues to be "One of the most beloved characters in American folklore"!
A Reliant Robin called Gwen
Everyone remembers their first true love and the feelings that it conjured up and it is said that everyone also remembers their first car, whether it made them smile or maybe even curse the day they met it. For Elvis Payne, his first car came in the shape of a 3-wheeled Reliant Robin that served him during his college and university days from 1991 to 1994, it carried 139 people, 6 dogs and a 1 eared cat called Beethoven. With a laughing seat and front water pistol, the Robin created more memories in its few years of ownership than most cars can create in a lifetime. This is the story of a Reliant Robin called Gwen.
Out of the Darkness
Editorial cartoonist Paul Jamiol's fifth book of political cartoons focuses on the hope that Biden brings after all the pandemic falsehoods, the bogus election lies, the attempted coup by a clear loser, and the vile hatred swirling around Trump's last year in office. Jamiol records, with his pen, visually and vigorously, the changes that came about from 2020-2022 with a selection of over 200 cartoons from that period.Jamiol doggedly stands for the truth and hates revisionists. "While there are many who continue to deceive and stand alongside ruthless dictators and charlatans, I believe truth and justice must prevail and must continue for our kids and their future." His previous books were about taking to task those who do everything in their power to revise the truth on serious events and issues that affect all Americans. This collection of his editorial cartoons stays on that same pathway.This book isn't meant to change minds or perceptions. It will lay out Jamiol's views on the world around us and you will be engrossed by his imagination, passion, fearlessness, and integrity. It targets readers interested in politics, issues, a cartoonist's take on the world, or who are just curious about our changing political landscape. Visual commentary can highlight an issue more clearly than the written word.
Newer Kid Dictionary
The Newer Kid Dictionary is a compilation of original expressions, queries, explanations and utterances, (all off-the-cuff) by kids and adults faced with usually common or surprising circumstances. These have been captured and set down here in their original form, thereby preserving the humor, innocence, joy and curiosity that language can offer. Sometimes the wording may be twisted or incomplete. Often the idea is there but half-baked in its expression. These sayings capture a stage in life and a snap-shot of a moment frozen forever in this book. The contents are not meant to make fun of anyone: on the contrary they glorify the creativity and courage of expression. They summarize in a way the path travelled by two of the Offers (Authors) during their fifty years of marriage.
Understanding Religion
""The term religion lends itself to various meanings and interpretations depending upon the nature, education and the level of consciousness and conscience of a particular human being who actually harbors the idea or practices of his faith. It is evident therefore, that the concept of religion in human life and society appears to be most controversial and a complex thing which has variable meanings and significance to various human minds. It is indeed pitiful to observe that in the mountain maelstrom of materialism, man develops the tendency to ignore or undermine the edifying and enriching experience of religions and prefers to stay away from the path of the nourishment of his soul without which, both human existence and progress are seriously endangered. The practice of spiritual uplift is therefore, an indispensable condition of human progress and civilization, for a life conditioned by, and dependent on, mere material development is deemed to be fraught with utter futility. The essays chosen in this volume by and large have been written by scholars with a view, to unfolding either the virtues or shortcomings of many of the principles and practices of different religions. Some of the essays have sought to examine the causes and reasons behind the unhealthy views and superstitions and also to reveal a good and elevating virtues the cultivation of which may enlighten us for the realization of the noble ideas and ideals of life. The writers have made an honest attempt to look at the grim reality of some religious superstitions in order to find out the hidden light that rise beyond the boundary of blind beliefs and faiths. Such a quest is always worthwhile for a sincere seeker in quest of truth and light. The authors of the essays have taken pains to diagnose the deep-seated malady of blind belief, fanaticism and dogmatisms.""
Cede Catalogue
Well, well. A collection of short fiction in which everything, and we mean EVERYTHING yields. Note to prospective readers: Cede not Seed. Forty-three little adventures in story-land. What's not to like? Giving up, giving in, letting go, saying syanara, adios, arrivederci, and ta-ta to this that and the other. Also the other others. You never know where this author's thinking might lead, and if you did you might be frightened-at least for him.
Lucky Breaks (breaking good)
This is the author's 7th outing in the Elysian Fields of short fiction. My goodness, what fun! Every tale in this collection involves a break of some sort or another that redounds to the protagonist's benefit. The victims/beneficiaries range from an archaeologist who loses a leg while tumbling into an Olmec cave, to the author whose grade school broken arm was the height of his young success, to an artiste in France who's scheme to poison a competitor falls through thanks to ... but, no, let's not give away the store this soon. Bones, marriages, rives, cleaves, disruptions ... oh gosh, lots more ... all lead to one or another of life's little happy dances. Twenty-seven gleeful disconnections packed into 200 pages. Oh, my!
Home Less In Dallas
A collection of true, short stories about a time in my life spent chasing a dream I simply wasn't ready to attain. I only knew two things: I was uncomfortable and in what seemed like a truly foreign land.As it turns out, I was just home less in Dallas.Hundreds of miles away and almost ten years later, here are some of the funny little lessons I learned being home less that we could ALL use.
