What's What...on stuff that matters
An amusing and sarcastic approach on the daily life items that mostly go unnoticed, but once given some thought can open new prospects and change the way we look towards life, people and things. A big thanks to Lulu for making it possible for me to convey my thoughts to your mind.
Hans Brinker
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The Absentee
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The DisGrace of MySpace
A slightly different look at the world's largest social networking portal, filled with literally hundreds of facetious annotations that will leave you snickering, if not downright splitting a gut. Seen through Kennedy's penetrating (often unmerciful) eye, this is a book that will show you another reality- the virtual and the absurd, as offered by the actual members themselves. Newcomers as well as those who've been around MySpace for awhile will also be exposed to some interesting facts they probably didn't know. If you are a "Spacer" or thinking of becoming one, then this book is a must for you.
The NowHere Journal
Seven episodes of an unmade work-in-progress sitcom presented in their original script form. Indicative of a journey, albeit one that hasn't got very far. Meet Jonathan, Frank, Norma and Mark - or don't, what do I care? This is only up here so I can buy a printed copy. Thought it would look good. And I can hand it over to people... Might be impressive.
Sketches By Boz
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Travels in the Interior of Africa; Volume 1
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Argh!
"ARGH!!" was the first word Tim Quinn uttered on arrival on this planet back in 1953. The way things are going he believes it is likely to be the last word he utters too. He certainly manages to cram a lot in between birth and death. As he explains, "Life is all downhill after the age of....two." While still in his crib, the world of comic books enters his life as his elder brother's copy of the 'Beano' causes a house fire leaving tiny Tim trapped in a smoke-filled room. Even earlier than that we hear how he was born striped due to his mother's wartime diet of powdered eggs causing her to nickname him 'Tiger Tim' after her favourite comic book character. Education under the iron fist of the Irish Christian Brothers leaves Quinn with a diploma for playing truant. They insist on him entering either the banking or holy clerical professions. Instead, at age sixteen, he runs away to become a clown in Blackpool Tower Circus. And so begins a life in what he describes as the world of synchronicity. "I always seemed to meet the right people at exactly the right time." One job leads to another as we follow Tim's hilarious life of ups and downs across the multiverse of circus, theatre, BBC television, comic books, newspapers, magazines, books, documentaries and music. Celebrities abound round every corner from Beatles to Stan Lee, and the Pope to Hugh Hefner. Fully illustrated with Tim's own personal behind-the-scenes photos and memorabilia.
Damn
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Goose P璽t矇
GOOSE P?T? is a collection of very funny short stories that reflect the highs and lows, the humorous and the not-so-humorous, the craziness that can only occur in a family and community of unique characters as observed by a participant overflowing with positiveness, optimism and good cheer.
Uber Lyfting
This is just a book that chronicles my journeys driving for Lyft and Uber over a one year period. I thought it would be so much fun to share with other some highly entertaining rides. From picking up drug dealers to move their supplies, bringing men to see their prostitutes, to witnesses big concerts and sporting events, and bringing older Jewish ladies to the hair salon, I have seen it all in a year of bringing people around Chicago. Please tag along as I give advice on how to be a better drivers, and share with you some of the funniest rides I have experienced.
Arab Spring Women's Nightmare
Read this book "ARAB SPRING WOMEN'S NIGHTMARE" if you are interested in knowing facts about Humanitarian Catastrophe, well studied and unbiased insight of Humanitarian Crisis and Geopolitics, Heart-rending details and narratives of terrifying domestic violence much broader perspective of heinous crimes and atrocities committed against helpless women and children, crimes perpetrated that shames entire humanity "Stoning a woman to death, Incest, Female genital cutting (FGM), Honour killings, Forced Prostitution, Vitriolic Acid attack to disfigure woman's body," this is arguably one of the most moving book ever written on wider Humanitarian crisis.
Santa's Brother Sandy Saves Christmas
Sandy was having the time of his life in Bali. He was living the care-free island life, surfing, and hanging out on the beach with his friends. He was so content that he had almost forgotten about Christmas. That is, until he got a call from someone he hadn't heard from in years...his big brother Santa Claus!This hilarious holiday book tells the story of what happens when Santa's sleigh gets stuck in the wet sands of Bali and he has to call on his estranged, lazy, fun-loving little brother Sandy to save Christmas. With witty writing by Emmy(R) award winning humor writer and longtime executive producer of 'The Simpsons', Mike Reiss and delightful illustrations by New Yorker cartoonist Jason Chatfield, 'Santa's Brother Sandy Saves Christmas' is sure to be a hit with everyone on your list!
Americans the Stupid
A little humor on how Americans the Stupid are being fleeced by the government et al...a little humor may solve the problems
The Way Out of Boredom
"The Very Bored Fluff Ball" is the most lazy and bored creature on this planet. It was just another normal day of watching TV, eating, and sleeping until a stranger barged into Fluff's house. The stranger looked around, disgusted at the sight of its messy room and insisted going on a trip to Italy betting she would cure its never-ending case of boredom. The Fluff gets dragged outside, and shoved into the airplane. Will the stranger be successful in helping this bored little creature out of its continuing boredom?
Country Life of Simple Folk
Two sisters live in small villages a short distance apart. One in Kettleford and the other in Ambrose both somewhere in the Southern England countryside. The sisters are housekeepers to their individual vicars. This is an account of the humourous lifestyles of some of the villagers as well as the antics of the two sisters. A good funny read.
Isaac Dyson
Almost every family has that one member that nobody wants to invite to bring along on their family vacations. When it was announced to Uncle Barry that the Dyson family were going on a fun European vacation without him, Uncle Barry started making plans of his own. He was going to do whatever it takes to come along or he'll sabotage their dream vacation. And there was no way interfering jealous Barry wasn't coming along. Now, with the stakes at an all-time high, the Dyson family must do everything conceivable (but legal) to make sure that they're on that plane and as far away from troublesome Uncle Barry as far as possible. But that was only the least of their worries...
Dream
It was about three years last ether cigarette...I felt calm understanding and connected to the world. I seemed to have a pretext of connections, where every person of credulity had a evolved dynamic. Walking down the street in the depths of an ether benge, hardly an issue...except...where the hell was I?
Mayhem in the Valleys
Three Welsh rogues, Danny, Todger and Wassname cause chaos in the valleys' town where they live. When Customs and Excise raid Todger's premises to find their illicit liquor still, the lads pour the booze down the drain. A frustrated policeman sits down to have a smoke and drops the lighted match. The explosion causes flames to leap out of the drain pipes and melt the plastic gutters. Ma Parker who is on the toilet in the house next door screams blue murder as flames leap out from her toilet pan and singe her bum. Danny flies the hang glider down the mountainside and spots the ginger piece and her boyfriend playing hide the sausage. He swoops so low that he nearly scorches the poor chap's bottom, and her screams can be heard in the town centre. From destroying the Rugby Club's lawnmower to burning down the Legion Hall, the boys, ever willing to help, always somehow end up causing devastation. But can their desire to help succeed when they try to blow up the Welsh Assembly?
Why Should Britain Tremble? A Submariner's Tale
The men of the Royal Navy Submarine Service are a breed apart. Often classified as slightly mad they work beneath the waves enclosed in a steel tube, in probably the most dangerous environment in the world. They are a mystery to many, including friends and family. This hilarious and often ribald book lays bare the the often bizarre antics of the crews of Her Majesty's submarines both at sea and ashore. It proves the psychiatrists wrong, submariners are not slightly mad, they are totally insane. This wonderfully funny book gives the reader an insight into the life of those who serve their nation from beneath the waves as well as telling of the toll the lifestyle takes on family life and the loved ones of those who are away, often for months on end, with no contact with home. Chas Cooke served in submarines of the Royal Navy for thirteen years and tells of the odd and often outrageous behaviour of those with whom he shared his life beneath the sea.
The Best I Can Do
Among the topics covered in this delightful read, John explains diacritical marks in a way that doesn't clarify their use at all; reveals how yoga makes him mindful of the time he could be spending doing something else; recasts popular love songs with lyrics revised by certain public servants who have been caught with their pants down (in some cases, quite literally); reflects on the aging process and how he plans to file an exemption from it, and uses some mad rhyming skills to point out the foibles of a variety of newsworthy events (including but not limited to the distressing actions of a certain former POTUS, as well as other headline-grabbing oddities). John's first collection, Selfie-Facing, was named one of "The Best Self-Published Books of 2016" by the Huffington Post (the only humor title so honored). Since then, he's chased after other prizes, including a MacArthur "genius" grant and the elusive Pulitzer. (Visualize, if you will, a writer doggedly chasing after his own tale -- er, tail.) And then there are the puns... John Branning is a humorist whose writings have left literally millions of readers with no idea who he is. A resident of Winthrop, Maine, his work has been featured in multiple publications and can also be found on his website: JohnBranning.com.
Garfield Fat Cat 3-Pack #24
Three books in one means three times the fun! This Fat Cat 3-Pack contains Garfield Goes Hog Wild [#70], Garfield What Leftovers? [#71], and Garfield Livin' the Sweet Life [#72]. Today's Special: The Triple-Bypass Burrito . . . with a side order of silliness! Join Garfield in his latest gut-busting big collection of comics. Whether Jon and his fat cat are visiting their favorite greasy spoon or reveling in the joys of summer, there will surely be some painfully funny moments and lots of clowning around! The Garfield Fat Cat 3-Pack series collects the Garfield comic-strip compilation books in a new, full-color format. Garfield may have gone through a few changes, but one thing has stayed the same: his enormous appetite for food and fun. So enjoy some supersized laughs with the insatiable cat, because too much fun is never enough!
My Paperback Book
IT CONTAIN AWESOME GENUINE SELF HELF HACKS MIND BLOWING TRICKS AND MIND GOGGLING FACTS WITH GREAT INTERESTING SOLUTIONS YOU NEVER HEARD BEFORE.
The World Cup 2014 in verse (black and white cheapo version)
A poetical diary of the 2014 World Cup written in extremely bad verse. The author set himself the target of writing a poem per match and posting each of them up on www.footballpoets.org within 12 hours of the match finishing. Why he did this is a mystery. He hasn't even been arsed to go back over the poems and edit them. This is a sister book to The World Cup 2014 in bad verse and glorious technicolour which at least has the dubious advantage of brightness.
The Lizard Plan
There's no space in the world for any other human being. For this reason, the government decides to put in action a plan that according to them will help us all called The Lizard Plan, where basically all the group of people cataloged as "Social Junk" would die. However a CIA agent, all the members of the two biggest families in the world will do everything to stop it. Loaded with laughters, and a satire on today's society and politics.
Metal Balls
A British romantic comedy adventure set in the 1990's. 'Balls. First he looses them, then he uses them, then he makes a million from them.' This comedy adventure begins with a dark and seedy phone call between an unknown couple. Then ensues an argument from which a journey of a lifetime results in drug smuggling, orgies, gay sex, prostitution, destitution and finally a scam involving millions of pounds in ill-gotten gains.
All Men Come With Malfunctions
Do you remember your mother telling you no man is perfect? Well, I do and what a revelation of truth that was. Of course, none of us are perfect but there are some models that are easier to live with than others. With a hint of humor and a huge cup of ice cream you can enjoy stories about the flaws of the human male. No insurance company can repair those flaws but some are okay to live with, while others should be avoided at all costs. The stories are fictional, silly and fun.
The American Child
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Dictionary of Jewish- Frum Life Humor
From the writer of the 'Aliyah Dictionary' comes the new comedic work that received no support from any rabbi. Enclosed you will find the words and phrases that are vital for living as a religious Jew, as well as the words that are necessary for understanding the frum Jewish life experience. A work of pure comedy, the reader will walk away educated and laughing. In David's words: Jewish culture is found in humor. It is up to you to deliver the material in this book. So read with timing...You should have much enjoyment. That would make my parents very proud. Examples of brilliance filling these pages of nachis. Kashering- The process of making something kosher by risking one's life. See blow torch and rabbi with boiling water. Whitefish- How a Jewish father and son bond. Sitting quietly side by side, eating smoked fish together...Not fishing. Eating. Jewish bonding. Let us now bond with the Jewish people and join in the laughter.
Ahoy! Quarterdeck (with Sea Shanties supplement)
Boating adventures of Irma Quarterdeck and her bumbling husband Ralph, now with sea shanties as a supplement.
No Sex, please. We're Nigerians
A comic examination of the ideosyncracies of the Nigerian
The book for all people
The Book for all people, is a different book from the usual books. The first in a series, intended for all people who, tired of their routine, need a daily stimulus to do something different and unexpected during the day. Attention: it should be read with joy and a positive spirit.
100 Things to Hate Before You Die
"Great, funny book. Check it out. I've got mine!" - Ronnie "The Limo Driver" Mund, The Howard Stern ShowYou'll be thoroughly entertained and in awe of how comedian Claudia Stavola's raucous sarcasm mirrors your inner most thoughts in this hilarious collection of easy-to-read essays. With her witty and insightful observations, she's like a modern-day George Carlin, except hairier. (Hey, she's Italian. She was born with a mustache).Stavola understands we're living in sensitive times and the word "hate" is controversial, so she doesn't use it loosely. She only uses it for serious infractions like gender reveal parties, guys who wear shorts when it's forty below, and Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle.100 Things to Hate Before You Die is astute, honest, and laugh-out-loud funny. Claudia shares her aggravation over a range of topics from mundane things like Fakebook, crappy gift-givers, and ukuleles on talent show auditions, to more thought-provoking topics such as adult babies, fake "girl power," and the death of Eddie Van Halen.Delivered with razor-sharp force, Stavola's hysterical and unique takes on everyday a**holes makes this not only a great read for comedy lovers, but a must-read. So sit back, light your vag candle, and laugh your a** off (unless you paid for one of those giant fake ones).
The Entire Bee Movie Script Without Spaces But Every Letter B Is Replaced With The Word Bee
If you are even considering getting this book... get a life If you do get the book send me a pic on tumblr okbye
Whirl With Merle - It's A Humorous Life
Take a humorous look at the life of Gemini/comedian/singer/writer/radio personality/NY Sharks women's tackle football team obsessed/cat loving/Merle Exit. She will have you whirling with her.
No, You Sit!
From the acclaimed author of Get Me Out Of Here! Reflections Of PD The Put-Upon Pug, comes every dog's fantasy, brought to life in this hilarious rumination that uncovers exactly how to turn the master into the servant.
What to do now?
A simple book to help guide those who need a little guidance.
You'll Gets Yours, Finkman!
Kevin Norman didn't even want to go to summer camp. He told his parents over and over that he'd rather spend the summer someplace with a lot fewer bugs and a lot less sunlight. But did they listen? No. And now not only is he's stuck for the summer at Camp Prometheus, but he's also stuck there with Lewis Finkman, quite possibly the most annoying eighth-grader the world has ever produced.
Cunt
This book is part of a Trilogy SHIT, FUCK and CUNT are a celebration of expression, passion and diversity. Psychologists widely acknowledge that the use of profanity can give us a new resilience and prescriptive certitude When applied to people and situations, these words and these books impart a poignant assertion, an introspective existential reflection Imprecation is an empowering emotive coping mechanism, such malediction transcends 21st Century demography These books of words are Art in the purest form
Canterbury Chimes or Chaucer Tales Retold for Children
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