Garfield Fat Cat 3-Pack #24
Three books in one means three times the fun! This Fat Cat 3-Pack contains Garfield Goes Hog Wild [#70], Garfield What Leftovers? [#71], and Garfield Livin' the Sweet Life [#72]. Today's Special: The Triple-Bypass Burrito . . . with a side order of silliness! Join Garfield in his latest gut-busting big collection of comics. Whether Jon and his fat cat are visiting their favorite greasy spoon or reveling in the joys of summer, there will surely be some painfully funny moments and lots of clowning around! The Garfield Fat Cat 3-Pack series collects the Garfield comic-strip compilation books in a new, full-color format. Garfield may have gone through a few changes, but one thing has stayed the same: his enormous appetite for food and fun. So enjoy some supersized laughs with the insatiable cat, because too much fun is never enough!
Mayhem in the Valleys
Three Welsh rogues, Danny, Todger and Wassname cause chaos in the valleys' town where they live. When Customs and Excise raid Todger's premises to find their illicit liquor still, the lads pour the booze down the drain. A frustrated policeman sits down to have a smoke and drops the lighted match. The explosion causes flames to leap out of the drain pipes and melt the plastic gutters. Ma Parker who is on the toilet in the house next door screams blue murder as flames leap out from her toilet pan and singe her bum. Danny flies the hang glider down the mountainside and spots the ginger piece and her boyfriend playing hide the sausage. He swoops so low that he nearly scorches the poor chap's bottom, and her screams can be heard in the town centre. From destroying the Rugby Club's lawnmower to burning down the Legion Hall, the boys, ever willing to help, always somehow end up causing devastation. But can their desire to help succeed when they try to blow up the Welsh Assembly?
The Best I Can Do
Among the topics covered in this delightful read, John explains diacritical marks in a way that doesn't clarify their use at all; reveals how yoga makes him mindful of the time he could be spending doing something else; recasts popular love songs with lyrics revised by certain public servants who have been caught with their pants down (in some cases, quite literally); reflects on the aging process and how he plans to file an exemption from it, and uses some mad rhyming skills to point out the foibles of a variety of newsworthy events (including but not limited to the distressing actions of a certain former POTUS, as well as other headline-grabbing oddities). John's first collection, Selfie-Facing, was named one of "The Best Self-Published Books of 2016" by the Huffington Post (the only humor title so honored). Since then, he's chased after other prizes, including a MacArthur "genius" grant and the elusive Pulitzer. (Visualize, if you will, a writer doggedly chasing after his own tale -- er, tail.) And then there are the puns... John Branning is a humorist whose writings have left literally millions of readers with no idea who he is. A resident of Winthrop, Maine, his work has been featured in multiple publications and can also be found on his website: JohnBranning.com.
Why Should Britain Tremble? A Submariner's Tale
The men of the Royal Navy Submarine Service are a breed apart. Often classified as slightly mad they work beneath the waves enclosed in a steel tube, in probably the most dangerous environment in the world. They are a mystery to many, including friends and family. This hilarious and often ribald book lays bare the the often bizarre antics of the crews of Her Majesty's submarines both at sea and ashore. It proves the psychiatrists wrong, submariners are not slightly mad, they are totally insane. This wonderfully funny book gives the reader an insight into the life of those who serve their nation from beneath the waves as well as telling of the toll the lifestyle takes on family life and the loved ones of those who are away, often for months on end, with no contact with home. Chas Cooke served in submarines of the Royal Navy for thirteen years and tells of the odd and often outrageous behaviour of those with whom he shared his life beneath the sea.
Whirl With Merle - It's A Humorous Life
Take a humorous look at the life of Gemini/comedian/singer/writer/radio personality/NY Sharks women's tackle football team obsessed/cat loving/Merle Exit. She will have you whirling with her.
No, You Sit!
From the acclaimed author of Get Me Out Of Here! Reflections Of PD The Put-Upon Pug, comes every dog's fantasy, brought to life in this hilarious rumination that uncovers exactly how to turn the master into the servant.
You'll Gets Yours, Finkman!
Kevin Norman didn't even want to go to summer camp. He told his parents over and over that he'd rather spend the summer someplace with a lot fewer bugs and a lot less sunlight. But did they listen? No. And now not only is he's stuck for the summer at Camp Prometheus, but he's also stuck there with Lewis Finkman, quite possibly the most annoying eighth-grader the world has ever produced.
Canterbury Chimes or Chaucer Tales Retold for Children
This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
What to do now?
A simple book to help guide those who need a little guidance.
My Epitaph
A liberating way to get your own work published, make a million, and possibly change the world. My Epitaph Our Legacy is a very simple idea based on the premise that best sellers can make millions of pounds for the writers, publishers, distributors and retailers of books. If you take the time to submit your own epitaph, your work will be published in the next volume, available for you to purchase should you wish to do so. You are then entitled to join the OUR LEGACY marketing program, promoting the books for a share of the profits, and hopefully through your enthusiasm for the project others will contribute and join in too. This is a unique opportunity to have the final word on life, love, relationships, or anything else that comes to mind. Bitter, twisted, funny, poetic or just plain weird, your submission is added to the next edition so you can be proud and show your friends your published work.
Dad, Get Serious!
This is a collection of sixty short stories. A few are inter-connected, the majority are individual subjects. Many are humorous. These are fictional tales, although at times based on everyday happenings, prejudices and wishful thinking. No offence is meant to be given to anyone. Let it be taken for granted, that the viewpoints expressed by the author are bound to conflict at times with those of the reader.
The Wit and Humor of America; Volume II
This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Hold My Beer and Watch This (Paperback)
The hilariously unfortunate true stories of my drunken mayhem, the sex, girls, and trainwrecks of my life, and navigating the stupidity of the internet and real-world BDSM community. Have you ever sport-f*cked a blind girl? Or met Merlin the Magician while on acid? Found the craziest person in the freakshow? Been belligerent at terribly inappropriate times? Thought you've found the dumbest girl in the world? Wondered what happens when you get pepper sprayed in the balls? Stopped caring about anything but having fun? I have. And the stories are hilarious.
Kamauna 2908
A raucous, fun filled, hilarious, comedy by John P. Gibson. Originally written as a two act stage play in 1985, John has finally gotten around to finishing the work and completing it now as a book. You, the reader are invited back to a time when humour was to the eye of the beholder. The slapstick antics of a small group of people on a Hawaii holiday create the backdrop for this one of a kind comedy. The cast of eight characters is a veritable mix of emotional ups and downs as they twist their way into impossible situations. Enjoy this nice, simple, and fun read, and picture yourself sitting front of stage to watch it all unfold in one upscale suite at the Kamauna hotel in Hawaii.
Railtrack And Other Letters
I have a boast to make: I am a Railway Enthusiast - a veritable Anorak. So, when I noticed that Railtrack PLC (a Public Limited Company incorporated in England and Wales on 28th of February 1994) had re-registered as a Private Limited Company (on 3rd February 2003) and was now known as Network Rail Infrastructure Limited), it occured to me that the company name Railtrack was available. Accordingly, I registered Railtrack Limited on 8th of May 2003. This may not have been a good idea. Since then, I've been plagued with correspondence, mainly from incompetents in the legal profession, who don't know how to do a basic company search and seem to think that Railtrack Limited are responsible for, if not the Woes of the World, at the very least those besetting the UK's railway industry. As you will see, Railtrack Limited has been joined and will continue to be joined by a number of sister companies. No doubt my wastepaper bin will never falter...
Saving Myself
UPDATED, EDITED, REORDERED FOR 2013! With new essays! Arthur Hinty is fat, old and single. He wanted to change that. With the help of his friends and modern medicine, he tried. It hasn't been easy. As he went through the process of gastric bypass surgery, Hinty kept a brutally honest online journal that attracted thousands of readers worldwide. This book is made up of selected excerpts from those autobiographical, soul-searching writings. Down 155 pounds two years after surgery (with 50 to go), Hinty's physical and emotional journey continues. Written between October, 2005, and January, 2009, 'SAVING MYSELF' presents a pull-no-punches portrait of one middle-aged man's journey out of dark, lonely safety and into the brightness of a potentially amazing new life. It's a roller-coaster ride of emotion and opinion, always thought-provoking and quite often profane.
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A Salad Too Far [Paperback]
A sci-fi dramatic comedy of farcically romantic proportions.
Tales from the Telegraph
Characters from the discuss blog in the Telegraph come together for the very first time at the UAF's inaugural meeting in the village hall on the Isle of Skye. Read all about the bellends of society - aka the "lefty divs", who no doubt will be "deeply offended by this clever satire.
Quizz Memes Book
Quizzes and funny images to make your day a fun one! Very Simple quizzes to read and to do! Make your friends and family member laugh!
The Undergraduate Collection
A compilation of really awful writing done during the author's undergraduate writing career. Good for a giggle or an, "OH, WHAT THE HELL " every once in a while.
The owl who doesn't give a fuck
From birthdays to bee stings, Ludwig doesn't care. He doesn't give a fuck.
Awesomely Weird
I don't know who killed Owen Barker. I just know it wasn't me.
junk in a book
Do you love really weird pictures that you find in books? Yup! You don't. But this book is about that. In this funny book you will see a cat in a Japanese Garden, a deer drinking water, (or antifreeze) And a woman staring at her mom and dad...Enjoy!
Brogan
Brogan: Thoughts of Thomas, is a collection of thoughts, ideas, rants, blarney and sarcasm taken from the blog, "The Thoughts of Thomas". It takes a look at everyday situations in life and puts a new spin on them. From dealing with life at work, to handling that awkward silence in an elevator, Brogan has you covered. A great new book by Iowa author Thomas Brogan. Makes a great conversation piece or coaster for your coffee table!
Best Clean Jokes from the Last 50 years - Volume One
This book contains jokes and humor of all kinds that are clean. There are jokes, humor, one-liners, etc that will bring smiles, chuckles, laughter and belly laughs. The humor is such that adults and children can enjoy it. Families will enjoy it.
Bowel Movements
The history of modern art can be a confusing series of movements and -isms, seemingly almost designed to confuse and alienate the layperson. Bowel Movements cuts through the confusion, offering a guide to the currents and trends, arranged in chronological order, explaining each with reference to one of the most universal of human experiences: taking a dump. This humorous cartoon book contains rude words and pictures. A perfect gift for anyone who loves art, toilet humour or perhaps even both. New edition.
Classroom Clangers
A hilarious collection jokes about school life, exams and homework.
The Mexican Freud
A darkly humorous romp through the psychological theories and treatments that have plagued mankind. Dr. Carlos Stumpf has every reason to give up, but he makes the most of his bizarre circumstances and illnesses to illuminate the fragmented self within the schizophrenic consumerism of western society.
Kevin's Favorite Verses For Spring
The first of the"Four Seasons" of favorite verses, Kevin's Favorite Verses For Spring contains a selection of humorous verses written by Kevin Ahern. Packed with clever puns, the book is a welcome addition to Kevin's collection of humorous books.
Man Made Simple
The only book you'll ever need to own to better understand the inner workings of Men. This instruction manual will undoubtedly unravel the cloak of complexity that women have wrapped men in. Decades of research have gone into writing this book with centuries of factual historic documentation. The book contains clear and comprehensive directions for men, their thought process, conversation, paradigm shifts, including other such essentials as hints on understanding men's logic and blah blah blah blah.
Polly Wants a Lawyer
If you enjoy humor a bit dark, a tad outrageous with a whiff of the sinister and macabre, then this collection of cartoons, Polly Wants A Lawyer is for you. Long time New Yorker cartoonist Nick Downes has a talent for finding hilarity down the mean streets of law & disorder. Crazed criminals, corrupt cops, tainted juries, chaotic courtrooms, schemers, hustlers and cranks, Downes handles all with a deft comic touch. With Polly Wants A Lawyer, Nick Downes presents a rogues gallery of bitingly funny takes on our sordid world of crime & punishment.Advanced Praise"In the venerable tradition of Charles Addams and Gahan Wilson, Nick Downes-with this collection of fabulously bizarre, twisted, and sometimes macabre gags-proves himself to be a cartoonist with a deliciously freaky sense of fun."-Emma Allen, Cartoon Editor of The New Yorker"I didn't know I could laugh out loud while gasping in shock, but this book made me do it over and over...Deceptively sweet-looking cartoons that pack a real gut punch. "-Mike Reiss, Award winning comedy writer and executive producer of 'The Simpsons'"Nick Downes has never been to jail. He's a good boy."-Sam Gross, Cartoonist for The New Yorker, National Lampoon, Playboy, and many others"Nick Downes is one of our greatest living cartoonists. That's right, he's still living."-Bob Eckstein, New York Times bestselling author, cartoonist
Save Yourself! How You CAN Troubleshoot Your Own Audio/Video Problems
In Search of the Menopause Ranch
From the moment Kimberly woke up she knew she had to be dreaming. Or worse.... Where was she? Middle age was feeling like the edge of a cliff and she hadn't decided whether or not to jump. She's about to learn what lies ahead in this transition, if only she can find the courage. Heart-warming, irreverent and funny, "IN SEARCH OF THE MENOPAUSE RANCH" shares the intimate lives of women who've been devoted mothers, caretakers, workaholics and loving wives. But now what? As time seems to stand still, Deborah Vaughn takes us on a journey of self-discovery through encounters with the Goddess and the lives of each woman as they discover what's missing and what they almost forgot about themselves, their world and their own unique gifts.
Utta Drivel Short Stories
Utta Drivel Short Stories is a collection of comic short stories read out at Creative Writing evening classes to much laughter. They cover a wide range of subjects. From a neolithic sex strike, to the ancient Egyptians Lotatotty & Obsequiops, to philosophers meeting at the Fill the Greek, the Parthenon canteen. From an abattoir wedding, to the first Russian to laugh in 200 years, to the Knights of the Round Hovel. There are longer short stories about the fun to be had working in the Falkland Islands & Hong Kong. Other short stories tell of rocky horror in Transylvania, of banned fox hunts switching to hunting smokers & sheep taking over Wales. In a different vein, staff in a St Trinians-type school hold an emergency meeting & when a man's private parts suddenly drop off, he considers having a vagina fitted by a quick-fit fanny fitter. And there is a pirate treasure story with Midshipman BraceYourself and a science fiction one that features Startifartlast, a mystic Chinese Constipate.
The Quinnipiac Barnacle
The complete collection of published articles in The Quinnipiac Barnacle (a parody newspaper at Quinnipiac University) during the 2012-2013 school year.
The Seven Deadly Sins
Seven short fiteen minute comedies featuring interactions between different therapists and clients within a rented therapy room, with each consultation centering on one of the deadly sins.
The Midsummer Night's Dream Team
Quince has got the gang together for one last job. 120 pages of original comic strip drama, by Kev F Sutherland of Beano and Marvel fame.
Catharine Furze
This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Conversations with the Old Cantankerous Curmudgeon
The self-styled Old Cantankerous Curmudgeon is a man of much experience, and has no qualms about expressing his opinions-appalling, appealing, amusing, or just plain owly-about almost everything. Here is a random selection of them, as collected by the author-on sports, professions, politics, religion, family life, education, and other subjects. Old CC says that with over eight decades on Earth, he has earned the right to say what he wants. But he did the same thing when he was younger, as well.
Nowt so daft...
'Nowt so daft as folk' is an age old expression. It means 'people say and do the silliest things.' Kieran Meehan's cartoons illustrate that pithy observation with humour and insight. Meehan's single panel cartoons have been nominated three times at the National Cartoonists Society Awards. His daily comic strip 'Pros & Cons' is distributed worldwide through King Features Syndicate.
Pink Lemonade
Aberdeen is that type of girl who can fall into a mouse trap and get stuck there even though she isn't a mouse. So when she falls in love with some guy named Sterling in detention, she doesn't pass up the chance when he asks her to come over during the weekend to try some pink lemonade. But due to it being so horribly bad, it breaks the space and time continuum causing Aberdeen to pass out and travel trough time and realms. So, will she make it home? DUN DUN DUN! That was cheesy, I know.
